Prequel thread road to 30k edition

That gun is fucking stupid.

There aren't any wands in TES right? Only staves?

>>77612936
Maybe the "wand" is just a hollow cylinder filled with tightly-rolled up spell scrolls.

30k is so much more fun to play than 40k it's not even funny
>>77612936
Wands exist, pretty sure

>>77612936
In Morrowind, at least, you can enchant any weapon or worn item with cast-on-use ranged magic. If you're capable of holding a stick in your right hand, you can put magic in it.

In a train again. Doing some more doodles. Will post them later because doing so via phone was a bitch

>>77613606
Are there elderly couples again?

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>>77613606
Draw a badass Katia with Quill doing the Conan Leg Cling

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Might as well post it here too

Also Kill Bill 1 and 2 is objectively a __good__ movie.

>>77613784
No elderly couples, no.

>>77613858
That request is older than the elderly couple from last time

>>77614457
Draw lesbians

Hard mode: Not Katia with Quill

>>77614483
What is that Rajirra and Sigrid or something

>>77614483
>Hard mode :Not Katia with Quill
AKA, boring with boring

>>77614505

Rajirra and the well poison lady

>>77614505
Sigrid got control of Rajirra somehow

>>77614483
>>77614505
I thought no k with q means that one of them is fine. Katia is almost done so ill keep her (or take the racist route of slapping long her on her to make her worst cat)

>>77614675
Have her fuck sigrid

>>77614781
>>>/trash/

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>>77614840

Well. That was an update.

>>77615008
He's right.

Draw the two, damn it. They go so well together.

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Is he hovering a couple cm above the ground?

>>77615229
Please do

Good job lads, we're past the 30K mark

>>77615229
>>77615008
This >>77614781 was another artist btw, just to avoid confusion. I'm home in 30 minutes. Will post results then

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>That ass whooping

GO BRAINBARD

>>77614781

WHERE IS THE TAIL ANON

>>77615690
I ALWAYS FORGET

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>>77615690
oh I think I know where anon.

so kaz made ~15k off of all this?

honestly, that's pretty good. here's to you, our cargo clad brother

>>77612855
seriously, what the fuck

>>77612855

It's hilarious. You're just too unaware to realize this entire scene has been a parody of a police raid or drug bust.

>>77615681
It's Beerboard, actually

>>77616302
It's not really a parody. It literally is an FBI raid, only in a fantasy setting.

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How long ago did this take place?

From QW's age slider being set to old, to her suspected waifu also being old as hell, it seems like a while.


how long do argonians live anyway?

>>77616473
Pretty sure it's Bumblebee.

>>77616834
No it's Bubblebutt

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>we won't see any more of this guy

this really hurts
;_;

>>77616498

Looks more like an ATF one to me

>>77617091
Don't worry anon, he's with Dmitri now in Sovengarde/Dreamsleeve

>>77617777

WITNESSED

>>77617777
Bruh...
RIP

>>77617810
>>77617777
Whooops. Forgot to spoiler.

>>77617856
Don't worry, Anon. You will be delivered to valhalla

>>77617856
Spoilers won't necessarily work.

>>77617777
Is Katia on her period?

>>77617999
no, it just tastes like jelly

Is there an uncensored version of this >>77614781 ?

>>77618122
Katia canonically tastes like a metallic fruit salad

>>77617883
I guess even mosaic doesn't work >>77614781

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So are magic credit cards a legit part of Elder Scrolls lore or what?

Kaz, I see you're going for the ol' 'Think he's better than everyone else but actually kind of is" character type. I like that character type.

>supporting an indiegogo for a webcomic that doesn't update

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>>77617777
>there are people who don't post their stuff in the /trash/ drawthread, then link it here so they don't get buttfucked by mods

>>77618433
I'm pretty sure Kaz made it up for comical effect. You can see a sign behind Nah in the 'fucking the goods' panel where it says 'Valerica and Maestercard accepted' or something.

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>>77618602
>not paying $300 to have this masterpiece cover your wall

>>77618917
>breton sandwiched between two mer
accurate

>>77618917

This deserves to get deleted more than the porn

>>77616788
Curious about this too.

Also how did people assume that to be the waifu? I though it was either the mother/daughter argonian who lived there.

>>77614840
what was it?

>>77619384
once a month QW leaves anvil on a week long journey to chorrol, where she spends a few days with her


i learned this on my own, when she came out of nowhere in the middle of the woods and helped me kick the shit out of a bear


QW is great.

>>77619423
This >>>/trash/250085

>>77619851
That shit is mad gay, bro.

>>77619851
>no candles or hot wax
>no body paint
it stinks

>>77619940
Shh, it's a work in progress. You can even see the faint sketches of the candles.

>>77619890
It sure is. Dicks are fun to draw.

>>77620035
True. That is true. Dicks are great fun to draw.

>>77620035
>>77620077
>>77619851

Too bad those dicks look like shit. Like seriously have you ever seen a dick? Where the fuck is the frenulum?

>>77620174

Also the glans crests look wholly flat

Ugly cocks wouldn't give bro-jobs/10

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>>77620174
>>77620261
We didn't even have to hit the bump limit before dick analysis took over the thread this time

>>77620554
we had some fag post dicks though, so it was inevitable.

>>77618917
>guys will pose like this and make a live version of the mural
you know its bound to happen

Anyone got kaz's pic of how to draw Katia?

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>>77621665

>>77621762

Thanks anon

>>77621762

Oh, And if anyone has that drawing Kaz did of Katia wearing that ghostly shirt and nothing else, that also would be helpful

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>>77621896
Seriously dude there is a booru attached to the Prequel website.

searching for Kazerad should not be a difficult feat for you.

>>77621943

I did and I didn't find it.

>>77619813
>spends a few days with her
More importantly, she spends the nights sleeping on her bed.
I'm guessing Kazerad discovered this by stalking Quill-Weave for several in-game months, studying her routine, and watching her when she slept.
Adventurers are fucked up people.

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>>77622004
When you're searching for pics of Kazerad, type "Kazerad" into search

When searching for pics by Kazerad, type "artist:Kazerad" into search.

>>77622050
Or he just read the wiki.

>>77621762
That isn't actually by Kaz.

>>77622196
Take it up with the booru, not me

So how do you build Beerpong in various TES games?

>>77622250
Very carefully.

You guys think we'll make it to SADCATCON?

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>>77622222
checked

>>77622427
No.

>>77622438
we've been getting a strangely large amount of gets in these threads lately

>>77622222
5???

>>77622250
Well, he's obviously an Altmer, as evidenced by his innate superiority, his aura of regal majesty, sheer unbelievable arrogance and casual racism. And the fact that he's tall, and an elf, and everyone says he's an altmer.
As for skills, I think he's demonstrated his ability with long blades, unarmored, speechcraft, hand-to-hand, acrobatics, enchantment and conjuration. (Check all that exist in your game.) Altmer get a bonus to enchantment, and have good starting intelligence, so that doesn't necessarily need to be a class skill.
No standard classes really fit. If I had to pick one, I'd peg him as either an agent, an assassin or a bard. They're all missing skills, but that's what training and grinding are for.

>>77622505
It is the magic of Kazerad.

>>77623050
I'm not so sure about the speechcraft thing. Seeing as how he blew his cover with that epic rant. And since he referred to "slaughter everyone" as "plan A" he's probably not at all fond of things where he has to talk to people.

>>77623050
He also mastered Illusion magic in 5 days if I remember right.

>>77623050
Well in Morrowind you can make your own class anyway.
Looks like I've found a character to finally beat it with maybe. Provided I find a solution to sound glitches. That game always glitches with sound to me in some way, last time it just stopped playing any sounds at al.

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>>77623050
>implying you need to be a standard class

>>77622196
That is by Kaz. It's the style guide he made for Cider.

>>77623148
He wasn't immediately assulted at the front door(unlike all my trips to underground hideaways). Plus he's an altmer. That's saying something.

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So, He messed up Dagon's sushi making, yes?

Maybe that's why the Oblivion crisis happened, never piss of a Deadric prince, word to not DIE horribly by.

http://chat.pixiv.net/roomtop.php?id=999861

i'm gonna get banned in a bit so why the hell not

>>77623148
His act was very convincing until the epic rant, though.
Plus, it was a GOOD rant. It had a nice flow to it. And just look at his stage presence. I've never seen a real person go on a furious, racist tirade HALF that good. No, we are clearly looking at the ravings of a master orator.
And although he's certainly very good at killing people, that doesn't mean he wouldn't also have a way with words.

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Uh oh.

>>77624875

>those nipples

>>77622182
well, someone had to stalk her and write the wiki

>Among the multitude of weaknesses the lesser races possess, worst is the wasteful amount of expensive wand shots required before you stop moving.

holy shit this guy is fucking right! The other Altmer blew up in a single shot as to not waste any bullets

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>>77622050
>How long ago did this take place?

When Kaz was making outrageous but true claims while pretending to be a fake-kaz he said that the update would span 20 years worth of story.

So I guess that means Dodger is supposed to take place 20 years before the main comic.

>>77623837
I don't remember this.

>>77626776
During the new update from today there was two "secret" frames that popped up in the animation

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>>77626776
When Briarbird summons his katana there's a quick flash of the it disappearing from Dagon's hand while he's chopping food with it, and then when he dispels the conjuration there's another quick flash of the katana returning and knocking over Dagon's pot.

>>77626340
Altmer are vulnerable to elemental damage and magicka.
This comic is 100% based on solid, documented lore.

>>77627654
What about the pistol wand? It's cool and all, but if it is in lore I know nothing of it.

Dodger's scared face is fucking adorable.

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>>77623837
>Maybe that's why the Oblivion crisis happened

He wouldn't launch a full-scale invasion over one little summoning. No, just look at every summoned weapon in Morrowind, and every summoning spell that had gained popularity by the time of Oblivion. Poor Dagon's Deadlands had become the cheap slut of conjuration.

It's easy to say he lost the Oblivion Crisis, but look at the conjured weapons in Skyrim. Who was the /real/ loser here? Probably Meridia or Azura or someone. Or maybe they're just made of the caster's own energy, since Skyrim combined Mysticism and Conjuration into one skill.

Whatver the case, Dagon clearly sent a message: Don't Dick With The D'.

>>77627761
>What about the pistol wand? It's cool and all, but if it is in lore I know nothing of it.

He made it himself for better aiming! If you look at the staves in Skyrim, the ones made in the Altmer aesthetic actually all have ergonomic grips and angled heads specifically designed to make them easier to use one-handed.

>>77626457
>So I guess that means Dodger is supposed to take place 20 years before the main comic.

It's more than 20. That was just a rough number that it does, technically, span.

>>77627654
>>77627761
I wouldn't say 100% based upon, just 100% aware and uses it to both lore-friendly and lore-twisting results, for humorous purposes of course.

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>>77628436
>If you look at the staves in Skyrim, the ones made in the Altmer aesthetic actually all have ergonomic grips and angled heads specifically designed to make them easier to use one-handed.
Gotta admit, that's really cool and a nice touch to the comic.

>>77628436
>Don't Dick With The D'
It's just a matter of time until there's another pissing race between daedric princes, and I hope we see it in game.

I don't care what anyone says, that gif was awesome and Barrelbuster is really cool despite being an op motherfucker

>>77622505
>lately

>>77628436
>Bound weapons look different in Skyrim because of a power shift between Daedric princes
Best headcanon of 2015.

>>77612806
>advertising on 4chan
>literally doing it for free
/co/ is truly the worst board

>>77629224
Isn't this the opposite of doing it for free?
What with the money and stuff?

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>Oh, good. You didn’t take my money after all

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>>77626457
>tfw you willl never shove food down quill-weave's gullet and fatten her up

>>77628436
>>77629206

Aren't bound weapons just weak Daedra spirits that are twisted into weapon-like forms? Kind of like Daedric weapons, but weaker due to not having an Ebony frame to work with?

>>77622082
OMG. That's great! Why noone responded to this, I don't know... has it, like, been posted in every thread since it was created or something?

>>77632238
No, but it has shown up a few times. It was made back during Kaz Vs Christmas, so a year or so ago

>>77632299
Ah yes... the time during my ShittyJobIGetHomeAndDontWantToDoAnythingLetAloneJSWitchcraft months.

>>77617777
Hey fail spoiler anon that posted those lewds earlier
Is it cool if I ink your drawing for you? Or were you gonna do it yourself?

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#REALN'WAHHOURS

WHO THE FUCC UP

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>>77633118
REMOVE ELF
REMOVE ELF
CYRODIIL STRONG

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>>77631637
>Aren't bound weapons just weak Daedra spirits that are twisted into weapon-like forms? Kind of like Daedric weapons, but weaker due to not having an Ebony frame to work with?

They're bound into weapon forms, but they aren't bound that way by the caster - they were already like that when they were summoned. Basically, it's how powerful daedra permanently "kill" weaker ones: they trap their soul and turn them into something inanimate. Conjuration involves grabbing something by the soul and pulling it into your plane of existence, so since these weapons have souls, they are fair game.

To quote one of the Morrowind devs, they are "bound for a fair portion of Eternity to sit an a dusty armory somewhere waiting to Serve a Lord.. or worse yet, a mortal wizard"

Basically, that dagger you summon is always sad.

>>77633459
>sad daggers
Wow, that's incredibly depressing

guys, what are the actual imperial laws about slaves? what are they breaking exactly?

>>77633742

I think an empire (technically) founded by revolting slaves would have a pretty dim view on the institution as a whole.

I am aware that the Alessian dynasty and the Septim dynasty are very far removed from each other, but a hatred and disdain of slavery is, I would imagine, a significant part of Cyrod culture.

>>77622222
QUINTS

>>77632829
Go ahead

>>77623337
No, Kaz has said that that was by someone else, he just colored it or something.

>>77637316
It's not even colored m8.

>>77637316
You are wrong bro, its ok to be wrong

>>77623337
Fat lot of good that did

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THERE ONCE WAS A MAN NAMED KAZ

WHO WROTE A COMIC ABOUT A SPAZ

IT WAS FUNNY AND GREAT

WITH LITTLE TO HATE

BUT NEVER MANAGED TO UPDATE

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>>77637511
Cider can draw on point when he wants to. At first he did it almost totally flawlessly. Kaz gave him more leniency later.

>>77637749
NO YOU FUCK
IT'S

A
A
B
B
A

NOT

A
A
B
B
B

CAN'T YOU EVEN UNDERSTAND SOMETHING AS FUCKING BASIC AS A FUCKING LIMERICK YOU FUCKING FUCK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

THERE ONCE WAS AN ANON ON /co/
WHOSE MIND WAS JUST A TAD SLOW
WAS HE DROPPED ON HIS HEAD?
IS HE A LITTLE BRAIN DEAD?
IT'S NO WONDER HIS GRADES WERE SO LOW

SEE? A A B B A. LIKE ABBA WITH AN A ON THE FRONT.

>>77637749
There once was a man named anon

Who needed to get his rhyme on

If you know what I mean

[I mean he seemed kinda green]

'Cause he couldn't fucking do limericks properly because he's a dumb faggot.

You fucking suck at this.

>>77633899
sure, but what's the law?

>>77637849
Slavery is not legal in Cyrodiil

Some people could get away with it though, because nobility et al

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When will kaz write a fantasy themed book? Or any book at all? A lot of people would read that shit.

>>77637838
Underrated post

>>77637954
>Prequel pop-up book when

Hey Kaz, does everyone get the same mini-comic/postcard? If not how many different versions are there?

>>77637856
sure but there are details. foreign slaves escaping to it? punishment for owning/smuggling/enslaving slaves? are people who've owned slaves elsewhere outlaws?

>>77638193
>Hey Kaz, does everyone get the same mini-comic/postcard? If not how many different versions are there?

There's just one postcard. The minicomic changes a little depending on what you get.

>>77637954
>When will kaz write a fantasy themed book? Or any book at all? A lot of people would read that shit.

I don't think /anyone/ reads books anymore!

>>77638495
I do, books are great. They give the author absolute narrative freedom when most other mediums require of him/her to include some dramatic elements.
In more approachable mediums, such as webcomics, most people can get into them provided they put up with the creators' bullshit. A book though, is in it's entirety the author's bullshit. That can turn some people away but those who stay receive an experience they love.

I'd totally read a book from you.

>>77638675
Nigger, stop encouraging him to update Prequel even less

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>>77638495
Iv'e always wondered Kaz, what is Quills age suppoused to be in the comic? Is she actually 65 like the game sliders imply?

>>77638892
Only the Hist understands how Argonians age

>>77638218
Morrowind is an Imperial province, but under the Treaty of the Armistice, slavery is legal there. That's it, though. In all the other provinces, and in Cyrodiil itself, slavery is completely forbidden. I don't think it comes up in the games, but I'm pretty sure that the Dunmer can't recapture escaped slaves that make it across the border.

>>77638495
Web serials are beginning to pick up speed. If you're in the mood to neglect another project, it would be the perfect medium.

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>“And speaking of the lesser races, I have reason to believe one of you is an architect from the city of Thorn.”
Plot twist: He's only here because that one argonian didn't pay his taxes or something.

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>>77639111
*sip*

>>77638708
All these years of reading things with slow or sporadic update schedules have made me rather fond of the long pauses.
Or maybe it's some kind of bizarre stockholm syndrome.

>>77639176
Kaz already takes months to update, imagine if he stared to work on a book and its setting and lore and history as well.
Knowing his autism, prequel wait time between updates would jump to at least 1, but maybe 2 year(s) between every update of significant size.

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>It is the perfect table decoration to let all your visitors know you’re the type of weirdo who always chooses the reptilian race in games, even though you’ve never, ever won a game of Wesnoth as Drakes, or had a decent Slithzerikai character in Avernum. You’ll claim it’s just because you like their stats, but everyone will know the truth.

This -almost- feels like a projection, knowing Kaz's affinity for a certain few NPCs.
Still made me laugh out loud.

>>77639192
>imagine if he stared to work on a book and its setting and lore and history as well

Aw, come on, you guys know me better than that. You've seen how much I make fun of people who spend ages working on their own super special fantasy settings that ultimately amount to, like, Star Wars with dragons. I don't think I could ever seriously get into worldbuilding the way other people do, just because I'm so used to making fun of it. I like making fun of it.

I've said this before, but I'm probably just going to stick to fanfiction and parody stuff. Like, I'd rather be known for a strange way of looking at things than for making a strange thing to look at.

>>77639337
IM NOT PROJECTING YOURE PROJECTING

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>>77639403
Presuming that prequel ends eventually, or that you have the time to work on something concurrently, what other settings would you want to write for?

>>77639403
Kaz what do the shoulders on the cosplay shirt look like? In IGG the Sprite of it shows a design there but the pic only shows the front where the kvetch logo is.

>>77639403
>>77639592
He should write some Warhammer 40k or WFB fanfiction next
and/or Vivec

holy shit this elf is so fucking SUPERIOR

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>>77639592

I want more side-stories but WH40k is also good.

>>77639696
Welcome to TES anon

>>77639727
>the little psyker who could (get killed by the inquisition/devoured by warp storm/subsumed by a warp demon)

So he's not even going to open the cage for them.
Welp, time for Dodger to grab that convenient lock pick and get to work.

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>>77639403
>IM NOT PROJECTING YOURE PROJECTING
Hardly judging but what other reptile races would you throw into that pile?

>>77639592
Whatever I do, it will be critique more than homage. I think a good derivative work builds off the weaknesses and abandoned ideas of the source material. You have to hate it a little, while still respecting its potential.

>>77639634
I'll post a picture of their design in a day or two. I don't show them in the photos because the color I used for the sleeve prints on those prototypes didn't really work (it was way too close to the beige it was printed on).

In the final ones I'm gonna change them to two-color gray; I just didn't want to show an outdated, barely visible version in product photos.

Anyway, I'm headed off. I'll catch you guys later, enjoy the Dodger updates.

>You must’ve been wearing something else.
This elf is my spirit animal.

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>he isn't even here to free the slaves
>he literally just killed all those people because he had a letter to deliver to one of their slaves and they were inconveniencing him
Holy fuck

>>77640115
that's fucking protagonist tier bullshit

>>77640115
Are all those slaves naked?

>>77640115
truly best character

>>77640126
they're lizards

>>77640126
Why wouldn't they be?

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>>77637749
>>77637838
>>77637841
I'm 5 hours late, but I don't care
How the fuck does english poetry work?

I mean, how do you count verse length? Do you have to count syllabes? Are there some stress related rules for the ending word? Is it something else entirely?

>>77640187
Don't bother with it anon, English poetry is not worth trying to understand, the language is too fucked up for sensible rules.

>>77640181
Damn, what were they planning on doing with them?

>>77640240
Cutting them apart as a food source

>all this high-elf dicksucking
I am disgusted at the number of high elves in this thread. Ge tthe hell out.

>>77640187
there's a lot of different types of poetry with different rules. these are limericks are are pretty braindead simple, but that didn't stop the first anon from fucking it up anyway.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rJiBO5NrsY

>>77640257
>the sub races trying to spell

Get back to your dirt farm bitch.

>>77640257
sub-elf detected
I'd put you out of your misery if I cared

>>77640240
Selling them into a life of slavery?
How do you think the slave industry works?

>>77640187
counting syllables, rhyming patterns, stress related bullshit, it all depends on what you're trying to write but the stricter forms of poetry tend to have a lot of them

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>>77640187
There are many, many ways to do English poetry. You can essentially do almost anything and it will fall under one form or another.

The particular one we just "discussed" was called a limerick. Very simple. Great for children and dirty jokes. There isn't a strict limit on syllables - it's something you judge yourself.

More syllables, A rhyme
More syllables, A rhyme
Less syllables, B rhyme
Less syllables, B rhyme
More syllables, A rhyme

Example, just for you:

A limerick is easy to make
As easy as baking a cake
Just mix with a spoon
The end will come soon
How much effort could it really take?

This is of course absolute nonsense but I haven't slept in a long, long time.

I wonder if >Infiltrate will be out before the 30th of November, 2015

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>>77640664

>>77640664
First update of the new year.

Why do I have the feeling that the cage is actually unlocked?

>>77639888
that can't be real right?

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>>77640467
The last line needs to be reworked, it's failing for reasons I'm too tired to understand.
>>77640916
YOU BETTER

>>77640957
Probably. It's just something I whipped up in 2 seconds for anon

>>77640467
I tried being clever about it and ask through a limerick, but my knowledge of english phonetics is complete shit. So I guess that counting syllabes os something only a few special forms do, then?
It feels weird to think that rhymes are the only thing dictating a poem's form. By the way, are asonant rhymes a thing?

>>77641077
He fucked up the word stresses on his last line >>77640467 here, but yeah, most of the time it's pick two out of stresses, rhyming, syllable count

This whole conversation makes me imagine Katia as the girl from Lazy Town

>>77640115
Just be glad he isn't a Dumner.
He'd have killed dodger and the other ones and called it collateral damage.

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>>77640721
This is now a Ch'Marr thread

>>77641077
>So I guess that counting syllabes os something only a few special forms do, then?
Some count syllables, some don't
Some rhyme, some don't

When I said you can do almost anything with English poetry, I wasn't kidding.

>>77641111
>pick two out of stresses, rhyming, syllable count
>stresses and rhyming
>He fucked up the word stresses on his last line >>77640467 here
Wait how common is this as a thing
How does that even work

Also I should make sure: two word rhyme as long as all (vowel) sounds since the stress are the same, right?

>>77641193
rhyming is when words have the same ending, like uh
shit
orange and absolutely fucking nothing in the English language (seriously orange doesn't rhyme with anything)
cat
hat
bat
fat
lariat

>>77641241
>lariat
I always thought that rhymed with "ought."
But yeah, rhyming is when words end with the same sound, like "bread" and "shed", or "shear", "sheer", and "buckaneer".

>>77641241
>orange

See also: "engine"

>>77641274
using homophones is cheating you scubcock

>>77641241
yeah but would cat and bag count as a rhyme? Or is it a "consonant rhymes only" thing

>>77641296
>>77641304
I'll take that as a yes

>>77641304
Cat and Bag would not, no.

>>77641274
https://www.google.com/search?q=lariat&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8
click the pronunciation thingy, google will speak to you
>>77641304
You need it to make the same sound, so no, cat and bag don't rhyme
both the vowel and the consonant need to do the thing

>>77641304
There might be some obscure sort of poem that does that, but it's by the end of the syllable, which generally includes a consonant and vowel sound.

For example, "rag" and "pug" don't rhyme, and neither do "rag" and "rat", but "rag" and "stag" do.

>>77641274
You can stretch it? I guess it's a near rhyme or something. I think I might be stressing the wrong part of the word or something.

>>77640281
this insult is amazing. elven work.

>/co/
>furry and english

>>77641374
AFAIK, buccaneer (spelled it wrong, sorry) has a sort of stress on the first and third syllables. And yeah, it doesn't have to be perfect, just convincing. Tom Lehrer poked fun at that practice, which is more common in music, in his song, Folk Song Army, where he pairs "line" and "rhyme," then immediately corrects himself to "rhyne."

>>77641445
Stressing "lariat" wrong, not buccaneer

>>77641445
>has a sort of stress on the first and third syllables
>more than one stress in the same word
all right
fuck it
>>77640196 was right
I think I'll keep myself to spanish poetry since it's the only one I can make any sense of

>>77641540
It's a sort of stress. English often lends itself to iambic, so while buccaneer actually only has a stress on the third syllable, the first one has a tiny one to contrast the second syllable. Honestly, I think it's just to help the words fit the meter.

>>77641540
I told you so.
Phonetic language master race represent.

>>77641594
In general, English is a "eh, close enough" language. So long as you don't do something major like fuck up the rhyming scheme, it's fine. Iambic pentameter is a dying art, anyway.

>>77641652
Iambic pentameter is only useful when you're deviating from it
it's important to be cognizant of where you're breaking from what's "right" but it's boring if you're strict with it

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>>77641172
MOOOM! Stop posting those pictures!

>Dem Momo's momos
Filthypally is really fucking good at being on model, it's honestly admirable, I'd guess he probably practiced the Boku Hero style for quite a while until he managed to pull off that pic.

>SUPERIOR is printed on Briarbird's ass.
>Other altmer glances down at it.
I'm surprised that nobody else mentioned that yet.

>>77643248

because you are a special snowflake destined to mention it! ;^)

>>77643248
I actually did not notice that at all, thanks for making me go back and look

>>77641172
Why are cheetahs so damn cute?

Also, Bundlebar considers courier work to be beneath him while Katia treats being a courier work like her life depends on it. Great writing!

>>77644074
I'm looking and looking but can't find it anywhere, any pointers?

>>77615495
i'm scared.

>>77644202
are you just rewriting comments from the website or are you sal?

>>77644395
Right before he stabs Jim through the table he turns and you can see it. Just stare at his ass the whole time and you should catch it I know you want to

>>77644563
I am, but you guys have different opinions over here and I want to see them too.

>>77644602
Okay. Maybe Katia will live long enough to be an epic adventurer.

What happened to anon drawing rajirra fucking sigrid

>>77644536
Why are you scared?

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I'm sorry Kaz I tried like I said I would. But faces are fuckhard and I didn't know what expression to give her.

>>77645627

>just now realized as I posted this that I forgot to do the upper part of the tail.

FUCK

I posted this from my phone at work. I will fix it when I get home unless someone beats me to it

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>>77644395
>>77644591
Here's one of the frames.

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>>77645669
Fix'd

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>>77645725
And the gaze.

>>77645756
Hot.

>>77645627
looks pretty neat
way better than anything I could have done
and you didn't do a full scrrublord, after all

>>77645756
art.

>>77645818
Yea I'd noticed the gaze, I assumed it was just them sizing eachother up real quick to ascertain they were both high elves, hence the smile.

There is no Katia in oblivion then she is either dead or in another province starting a new live.

>>77648565
Died in the burning of Kvatch

>>77648717
I don't think she would want to live in Kvatch after all of this.

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Brianbones out

Twist: Quill doesn't actually free them, because she is terrible.

>>77644395
And for those who want to see everything hidden in the animation, here's a frame by frame:
http://gif-explode.com/?explode=https://www.filepicker.io/api/file/Yx0AOrYqT6ucYh05UFXT

>>77649686
Well she does get enjoyment out of criminal stories. And killing pets. And is abnormal in other ways.

But I doubt her young self would leave her kin there.

>>77649823
She will fail in opening the cage with the lock pick.

>>77650170
Those bandits will have a key. She just has to loot the bodies.

>>77650293
Jim is half eaten by acid. Wouldn't touch him.

>>77650338
She's argonian, she's resistant to poison.
I'm pretty sure chemical burns count as poison damage.

>>77650437
>acid = poison

>>77648717
Or gets trapped in the basement with godknowswhat until after the entire Oblivion crisis is settled.

Kaz will be free to do anything then. No character will be safe.

>>77651073
Prologue
Making Everyone Cry: The Adventure

>>77651251

he has 200 years to work with when he has to come up with meta ways to convince people Skyrim isn't shit while TES: VI comes out and is even worse.

>>77650170
Argonians are good at lockpicking
and she's not Katia

>>77650894
What else would it be? Fire? Physical damage?
I'm pretty sure "poison" can cover more than just things injected via dagger.

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This is done >>>/trash/267378
sfw version and lesbians coming soon.

>>77652343
0_0
I like

>>77652343

his dick is a strawberry on a stick

>>77652343
Lesbians? who? :O

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>>77652805
The good stuff. Don't pretend to be naive.

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>>77641407
Well yeah, what were you expecting?

There once was a slutty Khajiit
Whos pussy tasted kinda sweet
like a fruity metal
Kazerad did settle
after a tasting discreet

>>77643090
But they are so cute!

>>77639403
>You've seen how much I make fun of people...

You know, I have no idea what you mean. Ok sure you have those Tumblr posts about originality, and by extension how people fail at it. But I don't think I've ever seen you make fun of someone in particular. I kinda don't think that you could desu. You seem to nice to do that.

>>77653621
he once made so much fun of a guy's worldbuilding that he had an epiphany about his own worldbuilding

>>77653742
When was that?

>>77653621
Your syllable count is a little of at times. Attempted to fix:

There once was a slutty Khajiit,
Whose pussy was tasting most sweet.
Like metal and fruits,
In slimy cahoots,
Kaz after sampling decreed.

>>77654398
It's better, but that last line needs to rhyme better.

There once was a slutty Khajiit,
Whose pussy was tasting most sweet.
Like metal and fruits,
In slimy cahoots,
Kaz knew from tasting the heat

maybe?

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>>77641172

[chirps externally]

>>77654774
Wait, if animals dress up like other animals, does that make them double furry?

>>77653742
I wouldn't say I had an epiphany about my own worldbuilding so much as he gave me an epiphany about fiction in general.

A friend and I went through this guy's poorly-drawn furry comic page-by-page, making fun of every little nuance. Things happened and he ended up seeing a log of the conversation, which led to us talking because he wanted to explain what he was going for with some of his writing decisions. He turned out to be the coolest creator I had ever met, and like the polar antithesis of every webcomic creator stereotype. Like, He wasn't upset by my critique or anything, he loved seeing my view, but he had an audience that had completely different tastes and preferences than me. It worked for him, and he liked what he did.

It left me asking myself some important questions about whether it was really necessary to make something people like me found respectable. Was it somehow more fun to make? Did people enjoy reading it more? As best as I could tell, the answer was just no. My entire concept of respectable writing was basically catering to a niche group of douchebags.

So now I write disconcertingly popular furry fanfiction about depression and alcoholism for an eight year old video game. Most of the people who make fun of me for it are webcomic artists who make, like, the 300-reader comic I would've made if I never spoke to the Harkovast guy.

>>77655274
seems interesting kaz, which comic was that?

>>77655274
Sounds like you were just an asshole.

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>>77655375
Harkovast

it's RIGHT THERE

>>77653742
I really need to find some people to tear apart some of my settings.

>>77654822
"Cultural appropriation?"

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Finally home, tail fixed. Rest of it still lel

Guys I need help. I want the Lizard cards, but I also want the tote bag because I love the design. But there's no option like that, other than the one for $100, and I don't make enough money to shell out that much on merchandise about a sad yellow cat thing.

Which one should I get?

>>77655660
I gotta know, did you do that all with the curved line tool in MSPaint?

>>77655708
What's more useful to you: the bag or the cards?

>>77655708
if you buy the tote pack and the lizard candy pack you get both for 60$

>>77655274

Kaz, but that implies a certain degree of pandering? Like, I can give you mad props for not going "WOO KHAJIT SLUTS ERRYWHERE," but at the same time, knowing your audience implies bending for them.

>>77655724
>I gotta know, did you do that all with the curved line tool in MSPaint?

Somewhat, yeah. Did a sketch over his sketch with was super messy.

>>77655708
The fundraiser is so that Kaz can start out his merchandise thing; you'll be able to ask for the other one when the store does open.

>>77655724

To be honest, the cards. Whenever my friends gather, we usually go for a few hands of durak, and these cards would be an excellent conversation starter:

>yeah so these are the cards owned by a minor character in a webcomic about a sad cat
>they're waterproof
>yeah, because she's a lizard

And I actually HATE carrying shit in my hands like with a tote bag, BUT I absolutely am in love with that design. Like, I can see myself just jizzing into it. Because I love the design so much.

>>77655758
Good point. It's only $60, I spent more on Fallout...

Now it's gonna be weird...

>>77655806
Dang, nice job then. I always found that tool finnicky.

>>77655823
First, don't jizz in bags. That's unsanitary.
Second, if you don't like carrying stuff in your hands with a tote bag, it's probably not a good idea to get. I don't like carrying stuff in my hands either, backpacks are more convenient for me because it leaves my hands free. Just go for the waterproof cards so you and your pals can barf all over them.

Or like the other anon said, $60 for both. But I wouldn't really call it worth it.

>>77655274

People go nuts on world building because rich worlds fool you into thinking they automatically contain good stories, that you end up having to fill in with your own imagination while the actual content never meets that expectation. Like you are doing, actually.

I believe the key for a creator is to know exactly the expectations he creates with all those little additions and know to stop when they deviate from his main objective. Like, i wouldn't introduce an intrincate caste system among the wandering spirits of a lost empire if we're only ever going to meet their equivalent of Casper the friendly ghost. The creative effort has to follow the narrative and not the other way around.

>>77655886

I love the design. Like, I'd get a hoodie/t-shirt/tank with that logo in a heartbeat (HINT HINT KAZ).

I just love the idea in a fantasy setting of having a "source code" for the Universe.

>>77655961
I think that a hoodie would work great with the tote design.

>>77655438
>Sounds like you were just an asshole.

Well, yeah. Not to shift blame away from myself for it or anything, but I think it's kind of an expectation we put on artists in general. Like, a lot of them (us?) are heavily encouraged to chase this sort of "well-respected and informed professional" ideal, where you're better than "ordinary" readers because you can dislike things they enjoy. Eventually though you realize that this just means you're out-of-touch with audiences and becoming a person who makes art for other elitist artists.

I think it's where the whole "starving artist" concept comes from. It's a bunch of people making art they all agree with one another is very good, but which only really has appeal to them.

>>77655765
You're always going to be pandering to someone. I figure the best thing you can do is make it someone you could see yourself getting along with. It's just called writing for an audience.

>>77655823
Hold off ordering for like a week. I'm getting a prototype of the bag so I can confirm how it holds up in a washing machine. If it's fine (which it should've, from what I've read), I'll let you know It's safe for your intended purposes.

Anyway be back in a bit, then I'll tweak like two lines on that guy's inking (though honestly the did a really good job, I was expecting scribbles!)

>>77656042

I'm not actually going to jizz into the bag come on

But ponified Katia dakimakura when?

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>>77656155

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>>77656155
How about we keep to regular katia dakimura? That sound good?

>>77639592
giddy up motherfucker

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>>77656298

O-okay.

Oh, and speaking of other cool designs - Uriel Septim behind Katia. That is like, one of your best scenes. Specifically when he turns blue.

Did burgerbutt really just leave a cage full of argonians locked up in a now abandoned crack den to starve to death?

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>>77657173
It's almost like he's a massive racist or something.

>>77657238
yeah but that's just

that's literally just mass murder

even if he views them as vastly inferior, that's still like leaving a cage full of helpless starving animals to die

>>77645252
I'm scared of things to come.

>>77645627
That' looks great anon, good work on the hands!

>>77639403
>I don't think I could ever seriously get into worldbuilding the way other people do, just because I'm so used to making fun of it. I like making fun of it.
The only thing that should be limiting your writing options is your personal preference, anything else doesn't matter. If you think people will judge it harshly because of the opinions you have posted (which only a handful of people have read), you could just post it under a different name.
Everyone has a good story in them and I (and possibly others too) want to read it. You've made fun of cliches and tropes before but maybe it's time you used them too. Rename your elves dammit!

>>77657296
>that's literally just mass murder
>like leaving a cage full of helpless starving animals to die
It's not murder if it's animals.

>>77657296
Reminds me of when I cleared out some fort in Skyrim full of Thalmor. There were several human NPCs locked up, and after I killed all the elves I let them out. I tried talking to them, and they were quite blase. Rude, even. So I reloaded the save, cleared out the fort again, and just left the prisoners there.

>>77657296
I'm pretty sure he just left it to PD to do to save time. If she wasn't there he probably would have tossed them a lockpick or something.

Kazerad is cider going to hurt himself? You are a good friend for helping him through his problems.

>>77649686
It would be really racist to impose her freedom-culture on these slave-born

>>77650293
the table has a lockpick taped to the bottom of it, that's the key

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>>77657173
>Plan A was kill everyone down there and toss the letter in the cage
>But his boss told him to just buy the slaves and let them loose into the woods after handing over the letter
>the gold in his coat was provided to him to buy the slaves with, but he was gonna charge it to his card to get double miles

briarbird is the best character

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Anyone know if there is a "jesus christ how horrible" with katia and gojirra?
Or "devines" how horrible.

>>77637838
Late to the party, but this was an awesome tirade. I chuckled for a solid minute.

>>77619851
how horrifying

gas the furries, etc

>>77645627
You remembered more of the tail than Scrublord, so still good.

>>77654398
Decreed does not rhyme with sweet.

>>77639403
>Wesnoth as Drakes, or had a decent Slithzerikai character in Avernum
I've only met a couple of people that have played the latter, much less the former; I didn't think it possible I'd ever meet anyone to have experienced both. Have you seriously never really gotten into them, beyond your lizard "affinity?" Did you find out about them specifically because you were searching for things involving your "affinity", or did a friend recommend them to you, or what? Did you at least try out the Undead (aka the best faction, no competitors)? Why am I asking so many embarrassing questions?

>>77659824
also bash my fucking brains in for using the word "meet" when I'm just typing out a message on an image board that might be responded to by the internet stranger it's intended for

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>>77655660
You know I wanted to mess with the mouth a little, but I really can't make it better. Upward shots are always my weakness.

I think you did a fine job, anon. You created the exact picture you wanted, possibly better than I could've done. Be proud!

>>77659824
>Did you at least try out the Undead (aka the best faction, no competitors)?

God, the Undead are WHY I've never won a game as Drakes. Like, what's even the point in spending a bunch of money on a super-high-health dragon if the other guy's weak ghosts only take damage like a tenth the time?

I was never good at the Undead myself because I always tried to use zombies. Like, I loved their concept so much, what with how you could theoretically make a huge army if you let your zombies get the finishing kills, but they were impossible to use. It was pretty much ghosts or nothing.

That was like 7 years ago, though. Maybe they rebalanced it a bit since then.

And no, I don't seek out things with lizard people in them. They're just a staple in a lot of indie stuff.

>>77658538
>Kazerad is cider going to hurt himself? You are a good friend for helping him through his problems.

I think he's okay now! Work was stressing him out a lot and making him want to die but he cut back his hours a bunch, which seems to be helping.

>>77655274
>Harkovast
Why the art never improves? How is that even possible?

>>77652047
Fire would be closer.

>>77655822
Except not entirely.

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I'm alive! I kept meaning to stop by all weekend, but I am still pretty hooked on FO4. Here is a drugged up Fallout Katia at least. I could take a few requests to give me an excuse to actually get some art done. I did manage to get a tumblr up recently as well! I'll be posting a lot more art and concept for the comic I'm working on once I start to get bored of Fallout.

http://ciderward.tumblr.com/

>>77660224
Are you gonna do a lewd tumblr again?

>>77660224
>fallout prequel
Fuck yeah, try and make raider quill weave.

>>77660224
Oh crap! I never knew how much I wanted to see Katia in the Fallout world until literally just now!
does Katia like to wear T-45 power armor?

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>>77660224
That's a qt bird on your site but do you have a FA account? Want to watch you but ain't making a user on tumblr.

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>>77660253
Yeah, eventually, though doing that kind of stuff means I'd actually have to put effort into anatomy, where right now I'm just trying to develop my cartooning skills, but I'll have something up somewhere for whenever I decide to do that sorta thing.

>>77660345
Haha, yeah I could do QW as a raider

>katia radigan
>grew up in one of them vaults
>booze ran out so you decided to go outside looking for more
>lol how do i survived?
>you see a person in the distance
>maybe he/she can give you directions
We prequel 2 now.

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>>77660360
Yeah, look up Frokusblakah, though I forget to post stuff there half the time.

Also, that last image was suppose to be this one, godamnit.

>>77660224
Draw Katia equipping combat armor pieces but forgetting that it removes non-underclothes categorized apparel when you do

>>77660224
>>77660379
>>77660390

I want to see ASOTIL as a BoS Paladin.

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What would her SPECIAL even look like?

>>77660565
Starting SPECIAL?

S 3
P 5
E 3
C 3
I 8
A 4
L 2

maybe?

>>77660565
S 2
P 3
E 2
C 1
I 2
A 6
L -1

>>77660565
S -2
P- 8
E - 5
C - 4
I - 2
A- 8
L- negative 8

>>77660565
S 2
P 4
E 7
C 1
I 4
A 8
L 1

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>>77660675
Cute.

And somehow arousing oh god I'm broken

>>77660675
Now I want to draw fallout clothes over all the prequel entries up 'til now.

>>77660731
Thanks! I'm going to go game and work on some Prequel assets for Kaz for a bit, then hope back by in a few hours and doodle some more things.