Secret Wars, Too: Shame Itself Storytime

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>>77544597

reading bump

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>>77544550
>great storytelling machine of Marvel Comics
Imagine being this deluded.

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>>77544664
>>77544672
It looks like even 1602 Kate is still straight

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>>77544664
>Rule 63
Wait, is that okay to just casually mention now?

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>>77544747
Gal HACKED Tus!

everything feels forced here, the humor, the art.
pretty awful.
previous parody one-shot was much better
it all reads like taken from some online message board fanfic

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>>77544764

I got cancer. Thanks Marvel.

>>77544772
Yeah, it's really bland for a gag issue.

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>>77544772
>previous parody one-shot was much better
Do you mean the other hald of this dual storytime?

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>>77544801
half*

>>77544781
>>77544764
This close with just going forward with a Gwen universe.

>>77544705
It's certainly a machine though, no doubt about that. Doom is right that it's going to churn on no matter what drek gets forced into it.

>>77544801
I meant Marvel Now What
That one-shot where High Evolutionary explains Marvel relaunches

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>>77544815

>>77544625
>Zack Snyder-Man

Heh.

Some of this is almost funny.

>>77544815
>Jessica wearing pants and a jacket over the Jewel costume

Is it just me or does this kinda work?

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>>77544830
>Marvel Now What
Is it linked to any crossover?

>>77544498
9/10 page

>>77544751
It's been nearly ten years anon, it's fairly well known now.

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>>77544855
No, it was a one-shot published last year or so...

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>>77544664
>cannon rule 63 that calls itself rule 63
There has to be something wrong with this, but I'm not sure what.

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>>77544781
>no trigger warning for Pete

Not cool, Galactus.

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>>77544855
>>77544873
>>77544894
>>77544906
Jesus Christ did someone with red sunglasses kill this writer's parents or something?

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>>77544943
POTTERY: The End of This One-Shot

>>77544853
I've always thought jackets over traditional costumes works.

>>77544906
That story certainly took a turn.

>>77544781
>trigger warning for Spider-Men

...You mean Spidey Senses?

>>77544550
Doom is based. Why didn't Hickman listen?

>>77544950
Thanks OP, not as good as the last comedy issue but still decent.

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>>77544984
But you still want more?

Four years ago...

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>>77544991
Hell yeah, keep it rollin

>>77544664
>panel 2

AMERICA, NO!

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>>77545000
Thanks!

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>>77544830

That was a goat story.

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>>77545033
Ah so this is where the hammer polishing panel comes from

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This was painful to read... Just...

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>>77545097
Is that pain not enough for you? With pic rel?

>>77544672
>Ugh, this has pineapple on it
Shittest of taste.

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>>77545126

I know, pineapple is great in some pizzas.

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>>77545141

Fake magazine time!

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>>77544781

Social Justice Watcher?

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>>77544456
Just passing by and saw this thread. Is this actually funny?

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>>77545191
here's your answer >>77545185

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>>77545198

Prose time!

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>>77544906
Am I the only one who kinda wants to see Bearverse Jean?

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>>77544625
Albert Camus's "The Outsider" man is my favorite new hero.

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>>77545201
So that's a "no" then?

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>>77545288
Written by actual comedians.

F
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All-New, All-Different Marvel NOW What? when?

>>77544705
Nigga Doom's tone was completely talking down the whole thing. He called it a "machine", something that flies up against the art of storytelling, meaning that yeah, sure, it's a "great storytelling machine" but in the end who cares? It' still a machine, Hickman is just a cog and no one will care.

Doom is fucking spelling it out to you that this is wrong, yet you think the writer is deluded?

>>77544728
>this luchador mask will finally make sense!

Worth reading/10

>>77544695
>Putting Cobra in a cobra clutch.

I may not like his art, but Villalobos' love for russlin' sure is appreciated.

>>77544625

>Zack Snyder-Man

The greatest hero of all?

>>77544498
I knew it !

>>77545307
Literally w h o

>>77544566
RIP

>>77544498
>>77544475
This and Thanos screaming at Benjamin made all this clusterfuck of am event worth it

>>77544475
I wonder what text bubble is bendis' in the middle panel

>>77544943
>dat Hulk
>dat hot pockets
Hello reaction images.

>>77545859
Bendis?

>>77544906
JEEEEAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNN: The story

>>77545859
Obviously the one with the most words.

>>77544682
>And that is how D-Man came back to life
Well, at least they bothered explaining it.

>>77544728
I wonder if Rage is pissed that he was kicked out of the Avengers for being a minor and now the Avengers have 3 minors

>>77545859
>Can I just write my book and ignore all this?
And he did, by not even bothering to do Cyclops vs Inverted Havok or setting up Nation X and the Phoenix egg.

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>>77544833
I love this panel

>>77545117
>When you blast a dude's face of

>>77545198
But Longshot isn't a mutant?

>>77546179
Yes he is. An alien mutant, but still a mutant.

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>>77545009

>>77546258
Everything abut the Mojoverse is a convoluted mess. I wish I could hate Ann Nocenti to death.

>>77544711

;__; Fuckin' feels man

>>77544855
Ryan Browne and his fucking bears. I love it.

>>77544585
im fucking loving this

>>77544898
Lazy writing? Also a term made by 4chan, she could have called it sometging else.

>>77544672
>Like I need to be... Disappointed in Something.
Heh.

>>77544772
I enjoyed it, personally.

>>77548171
who cares what you enjoy?

>>77544855
BEAR OF MURDER

>>77544625
ZACK SNYDER-MAN OF MURDER

>>77544882
>No, it was a one-shot published last year or so...
Try 2013

>>77544456

Wait, this is Marvel ripping on their own ridiculous saga?

How did this get printed/past the editors?

>>77544682
Pat next please p-please ;_;

>>77545132
>Spider-man converts to Islam
Mein sides.

>>77544728
I think this may be the page that actually makes me like Rage, too bad is awful in everything else.

The D-Man one was actually pretty great and I'd read a mini about him and/or Rage done by the same writer, most of the rest didn't do trick for me sadly. As much as I love Eric Powell, it was odd to see his work here, too.

>>77544801
>But nothing one visit to Mepisto can't fix

GOD DAMMMMMMMMMMM
>[MAJOR LAZER HORN]

>>77549101
Marvel does this all the time. See Shame Itself and Marvel: Now What? for other parody issues. They make superhero comics, anon. That's hardly some esteemed calling to the point that they can't take the piss out of themselves every now and then.

>>77544664
>he-hulk
that's slightly amusing

>>77544906
>Wait, you care more about documents?
>Alright, then I guess your gay now.

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I must have this framed portrait

>>77544747
I like his shirt.

Great read, thanks op

>>77544747
Uatu was the bitch Aaron poster all along.

>>77544772

whenever the actual writers try to get in on the fans jokes it's always forced. You can't expect us to take your stories seriously and then make fun of them yourselves.

>>77544906
>w-why? Foggy is frieeenddd
KEK

>>77544948
>cyclopsfags in charge of not being humorless

>>77544456
Is that Saitama and Genos I see?

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1. Bendis
2. ?
3. ?
4. ?
5. ?
6. ?
7. Jonathan Hickman
8. Dan Slott
9. ?
10. ?
11. ?
12. ?
13. ?
14. ?
15. ?
16. ?
17. ?

>>77553519
4. Jason Aaron
5. Sam Humphries
6. G. Willow Wilson
9. Nick Lowe
12. Sanna Ammant
14. Tom Brevoort
15. Axel Alonso
Not sure about the rest.

>>77553519
3 is Waid
4 is Aaron
5 is Humphries
6 is Wilson
9 is Nick Lowe, I think.
10 might be Ketchum?
12 is Amanat (Ms. Marvel Editor)
14 is Breevort
15 is Alonso

>>77553519 (You)
>>77553649
>>77553695

1. Bendis
2. ?
3. Mark Waid
4. Jason Aaron
5. Sam Humphries
6. G. Willow Wilson
7. Jonathan Hickman
8. Dan Slott
9. Nick Lowe
10. Ketchum?
11. Sanna Ammant
12. ?
13. ?
14. Tom Breevort
15. Axel Alonso
16. ?
17. ?

>>77553519
>>77553695
17 is Dan Buckley I think.

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>>77544550
>Secret Wars is going to ship on time.
>I promise

>>77553228
explain the joke then, because it's too randumb to tell whatever is going on

>>77544672
I feel like this shit is just so bland. What is anyway supposed to enjoy in this? The dialogue? character work? The humour (which is obvisously the poiny of this book)? Apart from giving me a single single chuckle, this was so bland. The art is niceish, but damn was this a waste of a few pages.

>>77544652
definitely a Logansaurus Rex reference.

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>>77544550
>Secret Wars is going to ship on time.

>>77544682
>they bothered to explain how D-Man came back from the dead and gave him enough character development to set him back up as a serious hero
>in a parody issue
Huh. I just figured they were going to handwave it like every other time Marvel randomly brings someone back.

>>77546258
Even better:, after The Last X-Force-run, He's an engineered/altered clone of his own son Son: Shatterstar, Mother (kinda of them both): Dazzler. That's a whole new level of incest. Thank you, Peter David.

>>77555742
But since Arize modified Longshot from the ground level in comparison to Shatterstar, likely removed all the Dazzler parts and made new genetic info.

>>77549401

Who Won't Wield the Shield was the best.

>>77544705
Great as in large

>>77549101
News flash: not everyone is a tight ass like you.

>>77544529
Poor Doom! Can't french kiss, can't eat dogs or burgers, etc.

>>77544456
Entire thing was hilarious. Might pick up a copy tomorrow.

>>77544529
Hickman confirmed for anti-mutant agenda

>>77544695

I know that is a pie food truck but it looks like its saying "D-pics" where D is standing.