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>Agents of GODDAMN IT HYDRA Edition

Welcome back /co/! Agents of SHIELD is all new tonight with a brand new episode.

>"Many Heads, One Tale" (Nov 17th)
Dangerous facts about the ATCU are discovered by the team; Ward's plans to take down S.H.I.E.L.D. do not go as expected.


>Where can I watch the episode?
http://nowwatchtvlive.com/2011/07/watch-abc-live-abc-channel-online-from-usa-abc-247/
http://tgo-tv.com/watch/channel/3.html
Both of these were recommended in the last thread and should be streaming the episode.

>What else do I need to know about the show?
Agents of SHIELD is now in its third season. InHumans, more comics shit, good character development are just a few of the new perks.

>I've missed an episode!/ I have no idea whats going on but im going to post anyways!
Good news! We have a handy dandy pastebin located here:
>http://pastebin.com/RLge8rQH
There's lots of neat things in there like previous discussions, episode guide and some other goodies. If you're just joining us or missed a previous ep, Netflix has both Season 1 and Season 2 available for watching! If you live in another country, you might be shit out of luck. Sorry bros.
Archive moe is gone, will try to fix up our pastebin a bit, now we'll be getting archives from desustorage
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>>77531756
Brett approves
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Upcoming Eps:

(No Ep next week, ABC nukes everything for Thanksgiving)

"Closure" [Dec 1st]
> Ward's campaign for revenge brings the S.H.I.E.L.D. team to their knees, and Coulson proves he will do anything to settle the score

>"Maveth" [Dec 8th]
???

After that the show will go hiatus till goddamn March. Yeah March.

Agent Carter premieres Tues, Jan 5th from 9-11, and then after it'll air all the way through till March 8th where AoS returns. (total of 10 eps)
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>>77532052
Ah, Agent Cowtits, my waifu returns!
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>>77531653
>plans to take down SHIELD don't go as expected
>everyone expects Ward to fail

Would be amazing
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>>77532052
>don't really care about Agent Carter
Oh well. At least we still have 3 episodes.
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>>77532378
Agent Carter is still better than the reruns everyone else gets
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>nowwatch live link doesnt work
>channel 3 freezes constantly

Anyone know if theres a stream that doesnt suck or do I just gotta suffer for talkback?
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>>77532858
http://www.stream2watch.co/live-tv/us/abc-live-stream
works well for me
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>>77531756
Dp when?
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THUNDERBOLTS WHEN?
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>>77531756
I'd quake that ass
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It's Time.
>before show spokesmen
>"will Fitz Simmons take the next step"
Subtle.
Who /justflash/ here?
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so we gonna get The Brotherhood of the SHIELD tonight?
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>>77533729
I /justflash/ here
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>Hydra's greatest treasure
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WHATS IN THE VAULT/CO/?????
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Reminder Hydra did nothing wrong.
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Already a healthy dose of Based Ward.
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This is what happens when you fight Wendigos.
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Man Ward is great at murdering people.
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>>77533795
Kraken Helmet
Grass Cutter
Satan Arm
Hive Parasites

the list goes on
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>>77533729
everyone?

i need my a.o.s fix after getting all pumped up watching flash
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What if The Sleeper is in the vault?
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dat IRON CHEF OF HYDRA!
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>>77533840
Satan's Claw
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>>77533852

Kerafyrm?
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Audio seems kinda janky, that just me?
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>>77533795
Copy of the Zola program.
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>Ward using that tray like a shield

Come on. He's Taskmaster.
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Fuck this smug PoS ...
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>>77533930
which one?
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I want Grant Ward's Wild Ride to never stop.
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>>77533883
More like Nazi super robot WMD
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that axe...

nyah :3
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>>77533930
Which one?
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>Easy Mac
Tasty...
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>>77532858
>>77533885
Stream 3 works fine here.
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>>77533953
You mean Dreadnaughts?

the mob makes those and sells them to Hydra
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>>77533878
Watch it turns into a scythe and ward is grim reaper
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mac reminds me of lieutenant worf.
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>>77533973
based Kraft product placement
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>why don't you go deface a picasso or something?
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Holy shit the episode is actually starting strong.
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Coulson, you slick bastard.
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Have they still not made that shotgun-axe?
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>>77533994
Nah the sleeper is worse and pre dates the dreadnaughts. And since when are the dreadnaughts a thing in the MCU?
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>Coulson playing the pussy and getting information

It's kind of ironic that Bruce was trying to do the same thing yesterday on Gotham but was getting cockblocked by Alfred
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>>77534008

Oh man he totally is the Worf.
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almost forgot about this.

What did I miss?
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>>77533946
>>77533972
Lincoln.
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Hydra thinks they're honeypoting Coulson but Coulson is actually honeypoting Hydra.
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>>77534067

Bruce wasn't playing Silver, he was being a bumbling dumbass, and Alfred was right about her.
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>>77533994
>mob
you mean AIM?
also
>330mb of personality
kek
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>>77534077
Hailing Hydra
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>>77533729
>>77533775
How is Flash? I was flicking through the channels and I saw who I thought I saw a gorilla and I got excited thinking it was Grodd.
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Based Coulson

Extend one hand, but arm the other.
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>>77534136
It was Grodd.


And Gorilla City.
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>>77534077
Ward wants Hydra's secret Vault of ultimate nic nacks

Everyone is scheming

Mack thinks Coulson is letting pussy cloud his judgment
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>>77534136
Imagine all the women being Simmons.
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>>77534136
It was most definitely Grodd.

The Flash did an infinite mass punch and slammed Grodd through a breach in space-time into Earth 2, to a place known as Gorilla City.

>How is Flash?

Read that other sentence again.
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>>77534136
>How is Flash?
>he doesn't know
It was Grodd.And Gorilla City, and Zoom, and Reverse Flash, and King Shark, And Vibe.
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does it trigger anyone else's autism that ward's affiliation with hydra was shoehorned in because of cap 2? it's hard to take him seriously as a character
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>>77534225
Can't forget Hawkgirl.
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>>77534004
>Ward's only remaining family is his little brother and sister
>He becomes Reaper and His brother joins the Secret Warriors as Wonder Man
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Imagine all the hate sex between Coulson and bobcut
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>>77534236
it is nearly universally agreed Ward is much better as a Hydra Agent then he ever was as a SHIELD agent
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>>77534236
Pretty sure it was planned from the start
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Whenever I see this Brit all I think is Manlet
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>DAMN THE YANKS
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Oh hey it's that one dude from Scott Pilgrim.
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How do people get in the big ship from the docked quinjets?
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>>77534236
You're not autistic, you're straight up retarded.
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I like his t shirt
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>>77534269
comparing him to that, sure he's better now, but it just seems like a half-assed generic bad guy

>>77534272
i'd love it if this were true. anything to back that up?
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>Dearest
>You're lucky you're cute
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so who in everyone's camp is going to be a Brotherhood sleeper agent?
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Who is this cutie
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>>77534264
Does he keep his bionic hand on during or not?
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>>77534337

Pretty much everything was planned from the start. All the Inhuman stuff was hinted at as early as episode 2
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Holy shit, fucking Ward.
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>>77534413
Dead.
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>Ward flies commercial
>a known Hydra agent just boarding a plane
SHIELD hard at work everyone
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HAIL FLYDRA
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Crashing the plane!

With no survivors!
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Ward is such a dick and troll.
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>Not saying Hail Hydra

YA BLEW IT WARD
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Goddamnit Ward
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THANKS FOR FLYING GRANT WARDS WILD SKIES
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Wait what.
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>>77534413
The sitting dead.
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WAS GOING TO MOSCOW PART OF YOUR PLAN?
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>>77534253
I'd buy it. And damn I love HYDRA Ward so much, such an improvement from season 1
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God dammit Ward... why do you have to be so fucking spectacular?
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>>77534427
What's hate sex if you're not choking someone with a bionic arm?
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Ward is best flight attendant.
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>Thank you for flying with Hydra
Hydra has bad luck with planes, unless it's a tribflugel
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>IT'S A WARD EPISODE
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>>77534427
Well you got to use protection.
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>>77534431
I've seen BTS stuff and they confirmed Daisy was planned from 2, but I've yet to see any confirmation that Ward was Hydra prior to mid-season 1
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>>77534413
Ward
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What do you think he whispered? Word for word.
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>>77534427
He sets it to "stranger" and it gropes and grabs and generally does its own thing.
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>>77534469
>>77534473
So she doesn't like to fondle his stump?
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>>77534515

Hail Hydra
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>>77534444
Quads speak the truth.
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AIR HAYDRA
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>>77534515
I am SHIELD's reckoning
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>>77534225
>>77534169
>>77534196
Now I know what I'm going to binge watch this week, Guess I might as well ask while I'm at it, Hows Arrow?
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Does anyone remember when Ward was the worst person on this show?
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Fitz is too pure for this world.
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Fitz is being such a fucking beta it's literally causing Simmons to suffer from autism
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>stop putting me in a situation where I can't act like the victim
classic women
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STOP DOING THE RIGHT THINGS
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The plots for this episode are great

>Coulson performing a reverse honeypot
>Science buddies researching death cults
>Rest of SHIELD infiltrating their allies
>Ward performing acts of Ward on mooks
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>>77534337
Logically speaking, it was written in S1. You don't half-ass scripts and shoehorn in a massive plot twist like that on the first season of your show without some forethought. Now, how they handled Ward after he turned Hydra, that's debateable. Personally I think they're a bit at a loss at how to keep him in the main story, but Brett Dalton's charm keeps the Grant Ward's Wild Ride train chugging along.
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>>77534572
Don't bother
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>>77534576
Season 1 before the reveal?
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TCP PORTS SON
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GOD SAVE THE QUEEN
SAVE
THE
QUEEN
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>>77534607
>Coulson performing a reverse honeypot
He's honeydicking her.
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Limey Ward is best Ward
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>>77534572
Glau was init for a while
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>Godsavethequeen
>Damn the Yanks
He is really rubbing it in
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>Hunter can't type

How old is he supposed to be? l was playing on computers in first grade back in the mid nineties.
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>>77534611
Yep, when he was wooden as hell.
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Oh. Arrow.
It's basically gateway Live Action /co/. It opened up everything being popular, but ultimately it's a CW show, with all the drama that entails. There were a few episodes adding hype, like Wildcat and Boxing Glove Arrow, but ultimately it isn't worth it now that Flash exists.
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So /CO/, Ward, Grim Reaper or Taskmaster?
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>>77534652
Fills me with pride.
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>I'm MAD that you are such a KEK
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Please don't kiss.
PLEASE
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Who is the bigger c uck Fitz or Toyman on Supergirl?
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>>77534687
Why not bullseye
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Fitz really is the best actor on the show.
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FUCK SIMMONS
FUCK HER
FITZ DESERVES BETTER
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Fuuuuuuuuuuck me we're doing this ...
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Wow, literally keked

poor Fitz
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>>77534687
Disney taking back the guy from Winter Soldier being Crossbones and giving it to Ward instead.
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IT'S HABBENIN
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>>77534706
lol
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OH FUCK WHAT
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>>77534678
I think it worked well for the straight tough guy act, considering we barely knew shit about him till the reveal.
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>>77534706
MOTHERFUCKER
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>>77534706
2late
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>I'm mad that you're so willing to help
and people wonder why red pill shit catches on
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HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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Fitz finally stopped being a beta
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FUCKING SLUT GET AWAY FROM FITZ
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HAHA YES.
FUCK YES.

No Fitz, nooooooooo
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aww come on, just fuck her on the table.
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YOU DID IT FITZ
GIVE HER THE D
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>>77534714
that's not how you spell trip but i agree
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>>77534738
>>77534742
>>77534744
FUCK

It's like two siblings making out.
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And of course NOW they find the solution.
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>>77534712
Please, hes good but not that good
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>>77534608
I just don't believe that when they created the character and wrote the first half of the season that they had the twist planned for him yet. i'm a /tv/fag and /co/ clearly loves ward so I'll just look into it on my own
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>>77534771
So, hot then?
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>the ATCU are the ones creating inhumans
AAAAH-HA-HA
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>>77534272
>>77534337
The Winter Soldier would have been fulling written and probably even shot by the time AoS started.

Winter Soldier: Filming in Cleveland concluded on June 27, 2013.
AoS: First episode aired September 24, 2013.

So they knew at the most only a few episodes in.

However, they didn't tell Brett so he played good guy Ward 100% straight
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Oh man, the ATCU are the Inhumans.
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>Cup of tea
>O Bollocks
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>>77534824
Lannister please go.
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Fitz and Simmons hits way too close to home for me. Except I made the mistake of not kissing my Simmons and now I'm just broken and alone. I should have just gone back to playing Star Wars Battlefront after Flash, I don't need these feels right now
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>IT WAS ME PHIL, I WAS THE INHUMANS
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>>77534784
He loves killing and fucking with people like bullseye though
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OH FUCK, MASTER PLAN IS A GO
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Atta boy Coulson.
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Looks like Lash is considering being Hydra's Inuhman agent.

And good shit son of coul!
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Hahahahaha

Fuckin completely justified and right Paranoia
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Based Coul shutting shit down
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>NINETY NINE NINETY NINE NINETY NINE
That fucking midwestern accent jesus Christ.
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inb4 Madame Hydra
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This is the best twist.The militant anti-Inhuman agency is actually the Inhumans.
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>>77534771
>two siblings making out
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>>77534823
I believe there was an interview somewhere that said the decided to do it shortly before Cap 2 (or maybe once cap 2 had finished wrapping) and they just dropped it on the cast.

I definitely know Dalton had gotten told about it before the rest of the cast, so when they did they table read they were all shitting themselves
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>>77534656
HE'S FUCKIN' HONEYDICKIN' THAT BITCH!
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Rosalind sucks
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>>77534861
Until he kills a guy with a paperclip or impossible shots I'm skeptical
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COULSON KNEW
Double reverse keking, bravo Son of Coul bravo
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>>77534871
all successors of nick fury end up going to the "nick fury was right" school of tradecraft
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>>77534891
nah they're just creating the demand to warrant their agency's existence, ya know like the DEA
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>AMERICAN COMMERCIALS
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>coulson learned something from ward
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>>77534435
To be fair, it wasn't an American airline. The writing on the wall was in Russian and he was previously in South America
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>>77534684
This season's been pretty fucking nuts.

With the success of Flash's craziness, Arrow's started taking more risks.

We've had Lazarus Pits, magic, shrinking - hell we just had a fucking Constantine crossover.
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>>77534937
>prescription drugs
>bother your doctor about this product
for fucking real?
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>>77534835
>However, they didn't tell Brett so he played good guy Ward 100% straight

They told him in the episode where Garrett is introduced.
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>>77534931
Well they are also weaponizing their employees who are all probably being picked up by HYDRA
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>>77534576
Funny thing is that he had a legit excuse for being such a wooden uninteresting character up until the reveal: it was his cover.
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>Phil not taking this shit
>that smug grin
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>>77534835
even with that timeline I'm not sure if it's feasible that the writing staff knew, especially if the actor didn't. there was probably an NDA in effect

>>77534901
thanks for info. I'll look into it. i still need to pick this show up on dvd for the commentaries
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>>77534952
>We've had Lazarus Pits, magic, shrinking - hell we just had a fucking Constantine crossover.

It's DC, magic was going to come in sooner or later.
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>>77534474
>I've seen BTS stuff and they confirmed Daisy was planned from 2, but I've yet to see any confirmation that Ward was Hydra prior to mid-season 1
Listen to the Marvel podcast for the show. The 50th episode one from the other week goes over a lot of it. It's like 38mins long.
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>>77535053
alright I'll check it out thanks m8
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based son of coul
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STABBED THROUGH THE HEART
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>>77534901
There were interviews back around winter soldier where the staff for the show explained that yes, they knew, and stuff was written so they were basically in a holding pattern until the twist could happen.

Also they were clear that most of Ward's actions (sleeping with May, jumping out of the plane to save Simmons, and so on) were calculated attempts to ingratiate himself.
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AND YOUR TO BLAME
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>>77534687
He'll end up becoming an inhuman and becoming taskmaster.
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She's betraying Gideon
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TURN HER TO THE LIGHT WITH THE POWER OF CYBORG DICKINGS SON OF COUL
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>>77535102
YOU GIVE SPIES
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YOU GIVE LOVE
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>>77534684
ASIAN MAGNETO
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>Gideon Malick revealed

game over, SHIELD is on your ass now hoss

OH JESUS FUCK INHUMAN HYDRA AGENTS
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Mark Motherfucking Magneto Dasacos
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MEXICAN MAGNETO
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>>77535123
Chinkneto
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MAGNETO!
Wait, does Fox have movie AND tv rights?
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same character as in avengers confirmed
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AW SHIT SON
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>We're the same height
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>having two magnetos
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>>77535114
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Wardmaster training HYDRA grunts is only a matter of time
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>>77535118
A BAD NAME
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CURLY MUSTACHE!
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>>77535123
ITS PUSH ALL OVER AGAIN
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THATS REAL ASIAN MAG FUCKING NEATO
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IRON CHEF GUY IS XORN!!!
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>>77535046
Arrow spent the first couple seasons going for the Nolan SUPERREALHEROES angle.

Then Flash came along and everyone realized that being stupid and unrealistic was fun as fuck.

Now we've got fucking Damien Dahrk using dark magic to control H.I.V.E. and an immortal Vandal Savage dragging DC heroes and villains through time trying to control the world.


>You were born to late, you'll never explore the oceans.
>You were born to early, you'll never explore the cosmos
>You were born just in time to see fucking King Shark, Gorilla City, a Green Arrow/Constantine crossover, and ATOM shrinking on live television.
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>>77535141
>Mexican
he's Native American
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>>77535123
Much better than scorch
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>>77535186
fuck you, i liked push
i'm a horrible person
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>>77535114
SHE WAS IN THE LIGHT, SHE WAS JUST BEING PLAAAAAYED!
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>>77535219
It was an alright movie.
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>>77534966
It was just three episodes before the Hydra uprising, so the vast majority of good guy Brett was without the actor knowing
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WE BOOMERANGS NOW
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>>77535203
Gotham is still better at going off the rails into crazy land

Also goddamnit fitz tech
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holy shit it IS the iron chef guy
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>>77535173
>Purple Man shenanigans this weekend

I cant fucking wait
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Not Jason Stattam to the rescue.
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She honeydick him, women always win
>>
Because of course the parking lot does that.
>>
We Serpent Society Now
>>
>>77535258
>planning to watch Marvel's Rape Culture presented by tumblr
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>Space Chad was HYDRA
>>
Hydra is Illuminati Confirmed
>>
>Hydra is ancient

We the Shield now?
>>
>HYDRA is the NASA death cult

goddamnit the reveals are real
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IT ALL COMES TOGETHER
>>
That was a penis
>>
FUCK MAN
>>
>....okay.

I fucking love ward
>>
They are going to send Negro Sonic thru the portal
>>
Can't wait for space killer to kill the fat because he don't need him.
>>
Ward is nonplussed.
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>WE'LL RETURN IN A MOMENT
>>
oh just, you know, the reason hydra exists nbd
>>
Immortal Leonardo Di Vinci coming out of nowhere to save Coulson and co. as an eternal enemy to Hydra when?
>>
>>77535332
Fuck yes, now Simmons' choice is made for her and she won't want him anymore.
>>
INHUMANDRA

so what the fuck is going on. has there ever been alien shenannigans in the comic with hydra?

who's mr skeletal gonna be
>>
This episode is kinda meh
>>
>Ward's face when
>>
>this fucking episode

I haven't enjoyed an episode this much in a while.
>>
>>77535425
I'd kek if it was HIVE or Gorgon
>>
So we have knockoff Magneto and Apocalypse in the same episode?
>>
So is Chad hydra fodder or is he the inhuman they sent through the portal thousands of years ago?
>>
So why did it react to Simmons??!? What the hell IS Simmons?
>>
Definitely gonna be a named inhuman so let's start guessing

I'm betting on the obvious with The Unspoken
http://marvel.wikia.com/wiki/Unspoken_(Earth-616)
>>
>the monolith's weird removed rectangles were just hydra and not a unique alien feature
that's lame
>hydra is actually a kree death cult
I don't know how I feel about this. It fits with Red Skull being all about ancient aliens but then who was Hydra that got Red Skull in on everything?

Is is the ancient group not really ever Hydra and Red Skull found their legends about aliums?
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>Agent Carter
>>
Fuck Yeah more Agent Tits
>>
>>77535425
There was Total Fear if that counts.
>>
yes more Agent Hooters
>>
>>77535453

The thing hunting them is probably the Inhuman.
>>
AGENT CARTER SEASON 2
JANUARY 5TH
>>
Oh, forgot Carter was coming back.
Also, holy fuck, someone's stealing guns.
>>
OH BOY MORE PEGGY
>>
>my name is ward
>I slept with your ex
>>
>romance with a black guy
jesus christ agent carter
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>Agent Carter gets BLACKED now
>/co/mblr still pretends like that show isn't forced SJW/feminazi propaganda
>>
>>77535489
So, do you think Beverly Hills Cop is gonna stick his banana in Peggy's tailpipe?
>>
[WARD INTENSIFIES]
>>
>So, I did all kind of crazy things to your ex
>>
COULSON OF MURDER
>>
>Mustard Gas
So much evil

>>77532265
Also called this shit vaguely
>>
Son of Coul and Ward mano a mano time.
>>
1V1 ME BREH
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>>77535427
>>
>reaching critical mass
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>COUL VS WARD

MUH DICK
>>
>>77535468
>I'm betting on the obvious with The Unspoken

Well that would certainly tie in with Malick's reluctance to give his name.
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RATE THE EPISODE
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GRANT WARD
R
A
N
T

W
A
R
D

Also fucking Hydra keeps changing its story every other installment. Fucking heads can't agree on jack shot, I liked it better when Zola's philosophy was in fashion.
>>
>>77535427
it divided the focus too much. it was amazing in terms of story, but it wasn't well edited
>>
>>77535523
>>77535526
I'm pretty sure she got blacked in the comics
>>
>>77535541
>yeah, the nail gun was kinky
>>
>Coulson in the field
fuck yes
>>
>>77535476
Seems more like Hydra the organization was inspired by Kree death cult, which then inserted itself into Hydra.
>>
>>77535577
Ward/10
>>
lmao I forgot that Wicked City show got the boot.
>>
>>77535457
>>77535457
If she ever eats one of those fish pills, probably an Inhuman.
>>
>>77535617
I was going to rate it that!
>>
>>77535457

A whore
>>
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>Punished Coul vs Based Ward
>>
>>77535309
Not like it is the 1st place to do that, the xmens basketball court did that in the movie and they aren't even super spies.
>>
>>77535526
Can't a woman romance a black dude without people freaking out and saying it's some kind of radical progressive agenda?

Just once?
>>
>>77535598
>Hydra Hydra'd Hydra
that actually makes a lot of sense
>>
>>77535624
Didn't that start a couple of weeks ago?
>>
>>77535577
Good/Ward
>>
>>77535577

crashing the plane with no survivors/10
>>
>>77535641
Not even a nigga can please a chick after Cap anon
>>
>>77535641
coal burner detected
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>>77535641
NEVERRRRRRRR!
>>
>>77535641
Can a person be Muslim and not ISIS? no.
>>
>>77535286
>She honeydick him

Agents of Futa?
>>
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>>77535641
>1950's
SO HISTORICALLY ACCURATE AND BRAVE, YOU GO GIRL!
>>
>>77535641
Not until you have more white guys mounting nubian princesses
What about about a nice white woman asian man combination? Where's that relationship modern TV?
>>
>Coulson vs Ward next week
Looks like its going to be serious business. Strap in everybody.
>>
>>77535641
We literally had Simmons tripping over herself to get Trips BBC, and everyone thought it was great. The only reason the sjw thing is being raised is because that show stars a woman, and it somehow takes a completely different context for her to crave chocolate.

Me... I enjoy the show for the Howard Stark shenanigans.
>>
>>77535641
Nope, and its sad that it won't.
>>
>>77535723
Walking Dead
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All these casuals screaming kek shit
>>
>>77535723
Into the Badlands, albeit totally shit, has an Asian man with a Black woman. Pretty much unheard of.
>>
>>77535425
They seem to be going the Hickman's Shield/Secret Warsiors route (which makes sense considering they're using Quake and the Secret Warriors). Basically, the origins of SHIELD and HYDRA as explained in SHIELD and Secret Warriors:
>Brood invade ancient egypt
>Imhotep gathers the greatest warriors of the time, such as the first Moon Knight and Apocalypse
>they repel the invasion thanks to Imhotep
>After Imhotep died, his shield went to the west and his spear went to the east
>His shield leads to the creation of a secret society with such members as Leondardo DaVinci, Isaac Newton, and Howard Stark which would eventually lead to modern day SHIELD
>His spear gets stolen from the east and leads to the creation of what would eventually become HYDRA during WWII
So the whole ancient secret society thing is true to the comics. The whole monolith thing though isn't.
>>
>>77535756
source? I been asking around for it
>>
>>77535737

>inb4 Ward almost gets caught, gets shot AGAIN, and survives and escapes to go plot more shenanigans to be seen in a later episode
>>
>>77535723
>What about about a nice white woman asian man combination
That's like searching for a unicorn
>>
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>>77535715
>>
>>77535816
>yfw Red Skull returns at the end of Cap 3.
>yfw Ward joins him
>>
>>77535747
It was great because Black Ward kept shutting her ho-ass down.
>>
>>77535816
Ward won't kill or be killed by Coulson but he'll find out that the key to opening the portal long enough to get someone out is Daisy's powers.
>>
>>77535799

It's weird that they already did the "Hydra was running SHIELD the whole time" thing already and then NOW going into Secret Warriors
>>
>>77535817
Found it
>>77535753
>>
>>77535816
>gets shot
>jumps through the monolith shouting SO LONG, FUCKERS!
>Coulson jumps in after him

>the monolith explodes and spreads its fragments across the earth triggering a globetrotting race to collect all seven dragonballs
>>
>>77535842
No, that was Mack not Black Ward, grt your characters straight
Mack used to be called Black Simmons, though only briefly.
>>
>>77535837
>yfw Red Skull returns at the end of Cap 3.
>yfw Task Master joins him
Fixed
>>
>>77535902
We still call him that.
>>
>>77535908
Task Master rights at Fox last anyone heard about him ('12).
>>
>>77535866
They're loosely inspired by the comics. Also "SHIELD was Hydra the whole time" was a minor issue in Secret Warriors since Osborn had already taken it over and turned it into HAMMER.
>>
>>77535902
>though only briefly.
We called him Black Simmons for so long I did not know his real name till this season.
>>
>>77535928
Wait how do they own him?
Who's Fox villain does he fall under?
>>
So, Grant Ward is now the best villain the non-netflix MCU has had so far

What a turnaround from early S1 Ward
>>
>>77535723
>Not until you have more white guys mounting nubian princesses

That's actually far more common than the "white woman, black man" thing. They may be touchy touchy but rarely do I see main black guy get the main white girl.
>>
>>77535646
It was a .4 last week. It opened with a 1.0 3 weeks ago.
>>
So do we know who/what the inhuman on the other side of the portal is? Or is it a Donut Steel?
>>
>>77535902
He's still Black Simmons. Change "Gas the Inhumans" to "Gas the ACTU"
>>
>>77535958
Haven't seen anyone call him that in awhile but I'll take your word for it.
>>
>>77535978
maybe he's mixed up with Deadpool rights?
>>
>>77535928
>>77535978
Just double checked, Tasky first appeared in the Avengers, so how does Fox have him?
>>
>>77535978
Probably falls under Deadpool, but that's just my guess.
>>
Someone post the "tales of the wards" thing before someone else fucks up a ward
>>
>>77535978
It never made sense, but a director was talking about maybe making a Taskmaster movie for Fox a few years back.
>>
>>77535872
Also Selfie was prepping to do it.
>>
>>77536031
Well, Black Panther first appeared in FF, but Marvel Studios has him. Same thing with Ronan.
>>
>>77536036
Surely he could fall under both.
There is an even better argument than quicksilver had.
>>
>>77536031
It doesn't work like that. Black Panther and the Inhumans first appeared in FF but Marvel owns them
>>
>>77536031
>>77535978
>>77536044
Best evidence available.
Doesn't have to make sense.
>>
>>77535646
Yup and it did terrible in the ratings.
>>
>>77536115
Because nobody wanted to watch a serial killer love story on the Sunset Strip or because it sucked?
>>
>>77536107
SHIT FORGOT THE LINK
http://www.comicbookbrainsplatter.com/2014/04/brain-splatter-goes-sherlock-holmes-on.html
>>77536031
>>77535978
>>
>>77536085
Quicksilver and Wanda are unique due to the extremely strong ties to both the Avengers and Magneto that they have. I mean, had. Fuck you, editorial!
>>
>Ram's head Symbol

Zodiac confirmed. Aries rises! Scorpio not far behind

Zodiac Key will be the new thing
>>
>>77536107
>>77536142
>>77536152
And so, we will never have Task Ward, or maybe Ward Master.
Mater Ward?
Whatever, the guy's in a vault with a tone of magical artifacts.
Any chance at Hood Ward?
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>>77536212
Note to self:
Read what you type to avoid looking even stupider than normal.
>>
>>77536212
>Hood Ward

Fuck no! Hood is lame-o.
>>
>>77536241
>implying the MCU Hood wouldn't be better as Ward
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Guys, what if Ward is Citizen V?
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>>77536307
>>
>>77536130
it offended tumblr, its target audience, by being the 70s
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>>77536212
Abandon the Task Ward train, hop on Ward will be Scorpio express.
>>
>>77536357
actually its a show based off 1980 and the real life Sunset Strip Killers Doug Clark and Carol M Bundy.
>>
>>77536307
>in another universe, AOS had a team of heroes from day one
>Citizen V was on the team
>all the normy reactions to the twists that only people who read comics saw coming
>>
>>77536412
80s then.. either way, feminists hated it and called it insulting
>>
>>77536187
>Zodiac Key will be the new thing
We did Zodiac in the Agent Carter one-shot and the prequel tie-in comic for Ant-Man (or was it The Winter Soldier?), so it is an option.
>>
>>77536485
Speaking of Agent Carter; Were there any remaining plot threads to lead into season two?
All I can remember is Prototype Black Widow got away.
>>
Link for download?
>>
>>77536562
not really it seemed self-contained
>>
>>77536562
Black Widdle? Widdle Widow?
>>
>>77536372
>not wanting sexy Hood Ward
Hood Ward will BTFO comic Hood
>>
>>77536659
Thats a pretty cute way to refer to a hardened killer. I'm going to call the Attack Lolis that if they show up again.
>>
>>77536562
Black Widow got away who is suppose to be back, Johann Fennhoff meets Arnim Zola to nod to both TWS and AoS Season 2, obviously Howard is prepping to eventually set up SHIELD, and we know that Jarvis' wife will be revealed.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qeea6Xr6W2g
Agent Carter trailer for all of us poor Canadians who missed it.
>>
>>77536792
i've looked real hard for that song
all I got is it sounds like electro swing and has the lyrics "i'm the chick with a shotgun" and "pitter patter pump and my heart goes boom"
>>
>>77536792
this looks a lot better than season 1
>>
>>77534067
>Bruce was trying to do the same thing yesterday on Gotham
No he wasn't, he was getting played.
>>
>>77535747
Personally I find the show boring desu senpai. Half of the time is showing how "horrible" the 40s were if you had a vagina, Howard and Jarvis shenanigans, and Thompson (AKA 40s Ward) being sexist.
>>
SOMEONE POST FITZ AND SIMMONS
>>
>>77535979
Friendly reminder that some capes hit site rated Ward higher than Thanos as one of the top 10 MCU villains
>>
>>77538281
To be fair Thanos hasn't actually done anything in the MCU yet besides appearing in the after credits of movies.
>>
>>77538281
>having a grapefruit as a final boss
>>
>>77538281
Well once he becomes the Hood and BTFOs the Space Knights then he will be the top villain.
>>
>>77538354
Are you trying to imply that grapefruits are purple?
>>
>>77538354
Grapefruits aren't purple.
>>
>>77538416
it's a /tv/ meme
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>>77538442
Well aren't I the fool.
>>
>>77538459
in your defense it probably is just one guy spamming it http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/image/S66pjaSSjUwOIRP9zLApPg/
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>>77538273
SOMEONE PLEASE
>>
>>77538529
Not even a good meme at that.
>>
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>>77538549
>>
SOMEONE POST WEBMS OF FITZ AND SIMMONS
>>
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>>77538640
Ok
>>
>>77538703
>de filename
>>
>>77538640
FUCKING PLEASE
>>
>>77538807
>begging on 4chan
>in /co/
This is gonna be fun ... do you bleed?, You will.
>>
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>>77538807
Yeah.....
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>>77538872
GODDAMNIT I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS SINCE S1E1
>tfw Ward will likely kill one of them
>>
>>77531756
what is she the marvel verson of kim kardashian
>>
>>77538968
That's what you get for:
>missing the episode
>not having TV
>not living in best country
>>
So who is the Inhuman that they sent away to that faraway planet?
>>
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>>77538199
>AKA 40s Ward
I want to believe
>>
>>77539048
Hard to say, but who ever he is, he has to be immortal.
>>
>Coulson and Rosalyn
>Fitz and Simmons
>May dealing with the fallout of Andrew turning Inhuman
>Daisy and Lincoln

>This entire episode
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrZHPOeOxQQ
>>
>>77535526
>Peggy's love interest is black

>its not Isaiah Bradley

You had one job Marvel
>>
>>77539279
>not even human torch
Does marvel have the rights to him?
I feel like they should.
>>
>>77534853
I'm on this situation except I can't 100% tell they want me back.
>>
>>77534337
>anything to back that up
Are you stupid?
>>
>>77534901
IIRC Brett Dalton wasn't present when Joss, Jed, and Melissa dropped "the bomb"; and someone thought that Ward was gonna be killed by Hydra ...
>>
anyone else miss the holograms?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SeiJ2jHyy7U
>>
>ward calling may melinda to her ex
he is so fucking cocky
>>
>>77539318
They hold the original Human Torch and test subject Cap
>>
>>77539056
this is beautiful
>>
>>77539791
Always, but there's a trade-off to getting more powers some days
>>
>>77536090
They both had popular books at the time of the fox deal, so Marvel wanted to sell them as their own properties.
>>
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>mfw magneto
>>
>>77531756
I wasn't ready for this, is it shopped?
>>
>>77540043
Good, let's get him, Flatman, Teen Abomination and some woman who can become invisible and make our own FF.

>TFW Robo torch becomes the most well know torch
>>
>>77534835
>However, they didn't tell Brett so he played good guy Ward 100% straight

I've always imagine Brett Dalton going up to Whedon and Tranchoen after the first few episodes of season one and saying: "You know I could play this guy in a more interesting way and..."
"No it's fine Brett, just keep playing him the way he's written."
"Uuuhh, are you sure?..."
"Boy scout works for us" [thumbs up]
>>
>>77540641
I like that Brett had a real fear when they told him that this character he was building in his head was a fucking evil HYDRA psychopath.
>>
>>77540653
Yeah, but at least he never did anything wrong.
Even getting caught has been a part of his plans.
>>
>>77540641
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Fagneto, chocolate Ward, Daisy, Mockingtits, Ward and May singing karaoke
>>
>>77540766
This sounds like the set up to a joke
>>
>>77540766
More like booby morse
>>
>>77540653
Paid off for him In the end though. His character is more popular, he's getting more roles, and he's got a legion of Tumblrina in his beck and call
>>
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Holy shit this episode was great

>Ward being a magnificent bastard
>Coulson not really falling for Reverse Coulson and planning against her
>another episode another sexy Bobbi outfit
>fake hacker Hunter with Daisy support
>May being reasonable with Sparkplug
>literally any scene with Ward is pure gold

>mfw
>>
>>77535327
I'm actually expecting tumblr to bust into flames and melt once the realisation of exactly what it is Killgrave does to people sinks into their tiny Tennant-worshipping brains.
>>
>>77535526
>>77535588
Yep, she ends up with a black dude in the comics (Gabriel Jones) although if Winter Soldier is anything to go by she has white kids and most likely ends up marrying a white dude or at least someone who isn't black.
>>
>>77535526
>2015
>being racist

Why?
>>
>>77541436
+Mockingtits's magnetic-techie-boomerang batons.
>>
>>77541685
That too, and also

>Fitz un-keking himself
>>
>>77534572
First season meh
Second Season amazing
Third Season is literal shit with some hype moments that never ended up on anything
New season is WAY better than the last one, Ollie is fun, best girl is back, olicity continues to be shit
>>
>>77535468
That is the only one that I vaguely remember hearing about aside from the ones I know from the old 90s/00s books.

Only one that seems would be big enough.

Then we get the Royal Family???????
>>
>>77533837
Has anyone kept count of Ward's bodycount, like with the Penguin? I'm pretty sure he has the high score.
>>
>>77535123
MAGNINJA
>>
>>77534576
Skye was worse, but Ward was pretty shit, now Ward is the best, and Daisy is aight.
>>
>>77541910
>first season meh
>he didn't like watching Oliver murder the shit out of everyone
>>
>>77534576
I actually thought pre-turn Ward was fine after a few episodes. He had fun moments like him and Coulson trying to work the holotable.

No doubt his turn made him 100x better though.
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>>77542009
>aight

Fight me irl
>>
>>77542035
Character is aight

Body is Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiine!
>>
>>77541911
It could be someone older like Randac

You know how Apocalypse is said to be the first mutant? Randac was the first Inhuman to get powers from the Terrigen Mists, he's like an Inhuman saint/God
>>
They finally remembered Daisy had skills before she turned into earthquake girl. About fuckin' time.
>>
>>77542105
Sure, but when is she gonna hack a computer by vibrating it?
>>
>>77542137

Probably never, that's retarded.
>>
>>77542142
>no fun allowed
>>
>>77542137
She can hack my computer by vibrating it if you know what I mean
>>
>>77542150

>vibrating a computer's hardware to bypass its software is fun

That's an oddly specific definition of fun.
>>
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>>77542177
I was just making a joke about her two main abilities crossing over

You're a bit of a buzzkill anon
>>
Wait.
Was ward keking black therapist man?
He literally mentions May infront of him right before he pumps his ass with mustard gas.
>>
>>77543007
No. May wasn't with Andrew when she and Ward did the nasty.

He was talking about how he could use Andrew to piss off May.
>>
Simmons is a fucking whore, poor space Ward.
>>
>>77540305
Casting him must have been some fucking inside joke in the SHIELD writing room. He plays the exact same role in Iron Chef-- does the magical hand movements and then the metal dome rises in the air.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXqY8EZ21-g
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We need a Ward wink gif from the airplane scene.
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>>77543329
This'll do for now
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>>77541459
i'm giddy with anticipation
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Was anyone else slightly bothered by the reveal that Red Skull didnt "create" HYDRA

It feels really cheesey

And is Ward confirmed for Taskmaster now? When he said he can adapt, before he got attacked
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>>77543920
It kinda makes sense. He was searching for the Tesseract before he really formed Hydra in terms of his army. So obviously he had goals before going completely rogue.
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>>77535468
>>77542100
It could also be Maelstrom. He's the son of an Inhuman and a Deviant, and is insanely OP. He's to Oblivion what Thanos is to Death.
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>>77543920
Bothered me, but he did rebrand Hydra into its modern form.
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>>77531653
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>>77534427
silly woman, you can't eat plastic
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What would you guys rate the episode?
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>>77544332
Ward/10
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>>77544234
>And no one cared who I was until I put on the beard
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>>77543108
it was still kinda cukked, he was all like: hurr durr i slept with your waifu and then he gased him lel
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>>77544332
8.5/10

First really good episode of the season I think
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>>77544332
>>77544337
Ward/10 seconded.

I'm actually getting a bit worried now. The pace of the show is frenetic and going somewhere at breakneck speed (who needs the speedforce?). We've seen a season's worth of plots already and we're not even halfway through. It's fantastic. But it's beginning to feel like they're blazing through to reach some major game-changing event like the Hydra reveal. Just hoping they've got enough left in the tank for the last few episodes, or that they don't trip and fall on their faces which would be a major ouchie at this speed.
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>why is he so smug, /co/?
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>>77544458
why is there no Pepe version of this already?
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>>77544458
Because he knows how fabulous he is.
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>>77544458
>what is it about grant ward that appeals to both the tumblr landwhales and the autist fucks of this board?
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>>77544540
Grant Ward appeals to all people, except the retarded ones.
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>>77534576
I never thought he was bad. I loved him in episode 4 of season 1.
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>>77544540
i'm not sure you getting it, but the landwhales on tumblr hating this Ward, they loved plain s1 Ward, with every new episode they are screaming and crying that they will never watch agan if Ward isn't redeemed
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>>77544629
>redeeme

Fuck that, he needs to go out in a blaze of glory in last season/season finale
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>>77544540
He's everyone's type.
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>>77535332
He wasn't Hydra, he was a sacrifice.
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>>77544629

>redeemed

Man it was so delicious when they blew the fangirls the fuck out in S2.

>Ward saves Daisy from Whitehall's men because muh waifu
>expecting corny redemption moment
>she just fucking empties her gun into his chest

10/10
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>>77533777

I think it'll be the Satan Claw
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>>77544540
Because he mimics people move sets perfectly
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>>77535715
You seriously think Race Mixing didn't exist. fuck, George Fucking Washington basically started the trend. "Hose Nigger" used to be child from mixed race because the white familly didn't want their child, even if illegitimate, to work in the field.

Certain states even had laws against race mixing because it happened.
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>>77543920
IIRC, in CA:FA Red Skull mentioned that Hydra is an organization that was using the nazis like it used others before (so, basically it's an OLD secret cabal).
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>>77535526
Its not more than any story.

Fuck, you are actually saying that the only way for a show to not be Tumblr is to have a white male protagonist that don't date blacks.

Stories can do that, you know? It's only a tumblr show if it does that and suck yet is praised.
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so my guess is that the It/Death thing from the planet will come through the portal and will posess someone from the team (or Ward?)
would be awesome if it would be Coulson who turns into a supervillain
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>/co/ doesn't know who Mark Dacascos is
>/co/ has never seen Drive

Shamefur dispray

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wyqKmE39BM
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>>77544945
>Mark Dacascos

I know him from Stargate Atlantis
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>>77535707
>Agents of Futa?

Now we're talking!
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>>77534591
>>77534594
>>77534706
>>77534719
>Simmons make Fitz work on rescuing a stranded man that saved her life and grew a thing for, despite knowing Fitz had a thing for her too, because he is the only one who can do it and she own the NASA guy.
HOLLY SHIT SIMMONS, WHAT A MONSTER
>Simmons acknowledge this is a difficult situation
HOLLY SHIT SIMMONS, WHAT A MONSTER
>Simmons don't fuck Fitz
YOU WHORE, YOU NASTY FUCKING BITCH
>Simmons fuck Fitz
YOU WHORE, YOU NASTY FUCKING BITCH

There is no win for Simmons.
But seriously, Fitz said it's best, it's nobody's fault, but the chain of events of the universe.
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>>77545057
Stop defending worse girl
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>>77545083
Simmons did nothing wrong.