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More racist than actual slavers edition.

He isn't wrong. Nords ARE the worst.
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Remove Nord
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shrarg
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>>77516310
if the Nords leave we're taking Skyrim with us
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Fucking code wizardry
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>>77516214
Calling it now, it's not him, Butterbard is actually a Nord.
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I like to move my cursor around his words rapidly and imagine that he's angrily trying blow off something like a false rape accusation.
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>>77516798
>elf is actually just a briarbird fanboy
>is emotionally destroyed when he learns butterbard really is a Nord
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>>77516880
If mister altmer had sex with a woman, I don't think it would be rape.
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There's an update? I don't see an update.
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>>77517490
side stories
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>>77517502
Which one where?
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>>77517607
Links are in the blue text, very first thing on the page.
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>>77517621
Oh. he's the dude at the end. Thanks.
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>explosion of uploads on the fanart page
did something happen?
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>>77517808
read the upload
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>>77518479
goodness, this vintage high class edit has aged like fine wine
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>Nords ARE the worst
Nah pretty sure that title goes to dunmer
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>>77518548
Well, that's a very good argument, however, I think there's something you've failed to consider.
Dunmer say that Dunmer are the best, so, obviously, you're wrong.
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>>77518964

If Dunmer were right they'd still have their island
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>>77519345
They still have the island, so by that logic they are right.
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Noice
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Did anyone here actually give money to Kaz to continue writing and drawing what amounts to fan-fiction at a rate of 4 updates a year?
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Clearly this elf is the best and most /competent/ character in the comic.

And some truths are finally spoken. Nords truly are the worst. They are not any better than those dreadful beast races or maybe even worse.
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>>77520398
No, they gave him money for merchandise. What are you, stupid?
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>>77520444
lets be real here, the only real incentive to buy the merch is so that kaz can work on the comic in a greater capacity. Nobody wants to buy the merch for the merch.
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>>77520480
No, they clearly gave him money so that Khajiits will become real. Nobody wants the merch.
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>>77520398
The real joke is that he'll spent the next half year going mad while trying to send all the merch instead of writing the expected two updates.
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>>77516520
Yeah, big fucking loss right there. The snow and goat hair markets will crash!
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>>77520480
>implying you don't want the Unity poster
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>>77520480

I bought everything, would've gotten the giant unity poster too if I could afford it.
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To answer your questions from last thread, Kazerad;
No, Pelin-El didn't time-travel more than once.
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>>77518479
nigga post the full version
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Is the Prequel site down for anyone else?
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>>77521750
It's up for me, and I'm one of the people who usually gets the connection problems with it that posts about ti in thread.
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Why is young Quill so cute
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>>77522639
>dodger is young quill

I want this meme to end. Just because the comic is black and white doesn't mean it takes place in the past.
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>>77523538
The comic is black and white because Quill-Weave is colorblind.
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>>77523538
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>mfw Mer scum actually think they deserve to live
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>>77523720
Isn't that just argonians in general? Or just Quill?
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>>77523720
That's not what color blindness is. They don't see the world in black and white.
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>>77524016
Maybe that's just how colour blindness works in TES.

I mean, regular blindness doesn't allow you to still see some things.
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>>77523910
Just Quill, I believe. Argonians can typically see color.

>>77524016
Well it's how it works for Quill-Weave in this comic
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>>77523538
Quill = Porcupine
Weave = Dodge(r)
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>>77524016
Ackshully...
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>>77516549
I love how they're always finding something new to do with it.
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Katia doing khajiit things
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>>77524269
Kaz thinks the comic is his experiment, but little does he know that the real mastermind is Ch'marr
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>>77524898
Hostile takeover when?
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>>77524432
How many Skooms did that cat inject?
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>>77524953
>implying it's not already written into the code of the site and Kazerad's PC's and phone's OS
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>>77524953
It already happened.
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>>77525033
>>77525020
Oh fuck.
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>>77525033
I, for one, welcome our new Ch'marr Overlords!
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>>77524269
mixed media isn't exactly a new thing for webcomics though.

If anything I don't think they're taking it far enough because most of what they've done has been done before.
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>>77525341
>Ch'marr
who now? new to the comic btw
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>>77525481
Ch'marr is the code wizard who does stuff with Kaz. Things like the awesome dream sequence with the stairs is Ch'marr showing off how mighty his dick is
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I miss "bal lwith eyes and ears head" catia, is she ever coming back?
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>>77520398
>Homestuck image
>Complaining about literally any form of media for literally any reason
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>>77525566
sweet bro and hella jeff is excusable
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>>77520398
no they gave money to get a sick diversity mural to hang on their wall
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>>77525530
no never again, rip in peace
we held the fun eral 4 ball h ead too days a go, were where u?
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>>77518517
Thanks! I'm ashamed but kinda proud but mostly just ashamed.
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>>77525566
To be fair, it's where Prequel has it's roots.
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>>77525566
sbahj isn't HS friend
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>>77525960
It literally is
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>>77525973
It literally predates Homestuck.
Also, Prequel is literally a consequence of Homestuck.
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>>77526178
I didn't imply that being related to homestuck is bad
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>>77525973
I'm

I'm honestly curious how you've come to this conclusion

in any way

It's like the difference between ice cream and a deck of playing cards. It's it because they're both on the internet??
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Are we on autosage?
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>>77526694
Why would we be? Look at that scroll bar mang
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>>77520562
Orc wigs and Mead coolers makes the world go round.
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>>77526676
Neither did anyone else
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Did Kaz ever post a picture of the final armor shirt, pads included?
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>>77526694
I dunno, are we?
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>>77516520
Thank you.
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>>77526694
No.
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>moving mouse back and forth between the last and second to last lines
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>>77527655
Hot.
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So can anyone tell me who that lizard wizard was? The one in the cage. Was he even a wizard? All I know is that he seems to have appeared previously and I seem to have forgotten
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>>77529442
I never thought about it before, but how did Argoniatia hurt her gills? Water breathing is passive.
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>>77529505
Enchantmen? He's a cool dude that sells magetallow candles and stuff.
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>>77529544
I guess I can understand why the fuck I didn't recognize him now.
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>>77529517
Aren't gills really fragile? A hit to them would probably damage them pretty good.
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>>77529517
>>77530014
Maybe she tried swimming in something other that water.
Or slaugherfish.
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>>77526926
Not yet. I might just post pictures of the front and sleeve prints rather than getting a super-expensive single prototype made, since the only real change I'm making is the ink type and the colors used. You can see the previous, too-light color in the IGG header image. I'm going to do two-tone instead.

>>77521092
Thank you. Yeah, I do not consider that to be a time traveling robot.

Anyway, can't stick around, just wanted to acknowledge the thread. And, like someone else mention, I bombed the fanart page with new submissions last night.
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>>77530166

>kazsaves and posts pics by everyone but me

I'm sad...

I'm sad.
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>>77530222
It's ok, anon. Maybe he just missed it.
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>>77530222
repost it so we can all see it again
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>>77530222
>check the booru to see if my shit art ever ended up on there
>it did

excellent
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>>77530901

But the point is that sempai would notice me by my own merits
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>>77530166
Hi, New reader, loving your stuff, got the shirt, also, is it true that big ball head catia is gone forever? I really liked that
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>>77532051
Kaz took the time to make base sprites for ball-headed katia in the new outfit. She's not going anywhere.
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>>77531705
I may have just not uploaded it yet. I mostly uploaded things I had an artist name for, but I've saved a bunch of other pics I see you guys make.

Here's a random one I saved on mobile. I don't think it's uploaded yet.
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>can't decide between a tapestry, cards or a shirt
which would be the least weird thing to ask for as a Christmas present?
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>>77534524
a deck of waterproofed lizardman cards is oddly specific
a stealthy cosplay shirt probably wouldn't attract much attention if you could bullshit a reason behind it
tapestey would draw some eyes

go for the cards or the shirt anon or both
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Poor Dodger
She knows exactly where this is headed
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I'm afraid of what this guy's reaction is when he actually comes face to face with a blade who happens to be a nord.
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>>77534961
>"Ah, I get it. Your job must be to look pretty and distract prying eyes from the work of more important agents. A respectable position, just a shame we couldn't get an elf in it. I suppose they were all needed elsewhere."
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>>77530166
kaz were you drunk
this whole thing looks as if you were drunk
have you ever been drunk before
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He mad
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>>77533875
Kaz, I made the last thread for prequel. Can you draw my request?


Draw Doger and young-Katia meeting each other.
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>>77535807
I want to know if Kazerad is responsible for this or if it's just a good imitation.
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>>77535807
One time Kaz got drunk at Buffalo Wild Wings and ended up watching 50 shades of grey because he was too drunk to drive home
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>>77536014
this is cute and I would read it
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>>77536062
Oh fuck right
I almost forgot about that
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>>77535807

you could just read the comments, man

http://www.prequeladventure.com/fanartbooru/post/view/2372
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Elf-dude probably isn't Briarbird, but just has a high opinion of the guy.
And then it turns out he's actually a Nord and the elf becomes even more indignant.
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>>77536821
Oh geez
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>>77526679
Maybe it's like comparing some sort of fat free frozen yogurt (now in trebble deluxe size) to some actual fucking ice cream from the same company.
>>77530166
How is Pelin-El NOT A TIME TRAVELING ROBOT I MEAN HE'S A ROBOT AND HE HAS TIME TRAVELED I DON'T SEE WHAT THE HANGUP HERE IS
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>>77530166
RE: Numidium
He's not a time traveling robot. He's neither a robot nor a time traveler. I don't understand you sometimes.
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http://www.prequeladventure.com/fanartbooru/post/view/2432

Drunkazerad needs your help anon.

Let there be butts!
I can't actually butts...
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>>77529801
He was literally just a single panel background joke. People fell in love though.
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>>77536945
it-s the difference between being sent back in timeterminator style and travelling back and forth whenever you want to
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>>77537331
Kaz opening up the floodgates.
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>>77536821
Missed that one.
And called it. I guess. Does it count as calling it if it already happened?
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>>77537618
Let's mass post porn to get it accepted
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>>77537777
I'm sorry, quads, but I'm afraid I must disagree.
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>>77537616
I would describe both of those things as "time traveling robots". Terminator vs Back to the Future.
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>>77537777
I want to respect your Lucky 7's but we can't lose Kaz.
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>>77537851
Do not fight the quads. Behold my dubs!
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>>77537851
>>77537887
I do actually think it's a bad idea. Ignore my 7's please
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>>77516214

ANYONE SEEN ANY ELVES? HAW HAW HAW!
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>>77537949
I was expecting the Star-Made-Knight, not this bullshit
come the fuck on
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>elves
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>>77538318
WHERE'S OUR PELINAL WHEN WE NEED'EM
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>>77536062
>Prequel: How to make an elf angry
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Huh. I wonder how he can stand working for the Emperor if his opinion of non-Mer is so low. Or maybe it just applies to Blades membership?
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>Disarm Blades member.
>Annoy Blades member to the point that they out themselves.
>Murder Blades member.
>Profit?

Or am I giving these guys too much credit?
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>>77534662
Be strong for cute-Weave
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I've started playing Oblivion recently and let me tell you, you can't fully appreciate Kaz's attention to detail until you've played it. Almost every npc we saw in Kvatch can be seen as a survivor, all the shops and npc's we saw on Anvil are there with the same name too.
Even that thing he drew yesterday when someone asked for weird argonian dick, he's in Anvil too. Those stones QW visits on that sidestory? Been there.

If you haven't played Oblivion, you should
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Kaz totally acted out all of these expressions and gestures while drawing them, and I want to see that
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>>77540004
Yes anon, we know.
It is in fact you who isn't fully aware of how faithful he has been to the lore.
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>>77540004
Not to mention the Mercandise sign
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>>77540353
Yes, up until now I wasn't. The fact that I just completed a quest about QW blows my mind
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>>77540584
She hates those rats so much. It's great
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>>77540584
A shame like every character in Oblivion, QW is a nightmare beast. And because it's TES, she sounds like a chain smoking 55 year old line worker.
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>>77540696
That's cause she is like 60 years old in TES. Her age is set to maximum or thereabouts.
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>>77540712
no, all female argonians in every game sound like someone talking out of a stoma, I don't understand why the male and female voices are so different
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>>77540894
It's because they literally do have holes in their throat, probably
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>>77535807
>>77536821

I fucking love drunk Kaz
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>>77541567
I love fucking drunk Kaz.
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>>77541567
>>77541782
Ladies, please.
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>>77541797
Kaz looks like a cool guy, I'd play vidya and cook with him
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>>77540004
>Even that thing he drew yesterday when someone asked for weird argonian dick
What where?
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>>77542862
this
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>>77540004
no qt vampire lady though
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>>77543670
requesting more lesbians
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>>77543774
I may or may not get on that once I'm done drawing enchantmen
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>>77543849
God bless you drawfriend. Nah needs some love
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>>77543849
Sigrid is all but lost to porn too.
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>>77540584
No, see, you still don't understand.
Taking a look at what NPCs there are in a game and using them is easy.
Taking a look at their scripting and including a reason for why QW would visit and sleep in the bed of another female in another town is more impressive.
But being metaphysically and theologically accurate to TES is another thing entirely.
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>>77523538
>porcupine dodger
>quill weave
>author
>black and white because she's colorblind

Please be a troll.
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>>77542511
>Kaz looks like a cool manlet, I'd play vidya with him and cook for him.
ftfy
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If the comic doesn't get funded does kaz quit drawing his silly fanfics
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>>77546877
the comic is funded by Kaz's mom giving him a BWW allowance, and Ch'marr giving him free webhosting

the indiegogo is just merchandise preorders and it doesn't matter whether it reaches the 40k goal or not
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>>77546981
>BWW allowance

Do I want to know?
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>>77543039
Hnngh!
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>>77520334
r/ing phyrexianized Katia
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>>77548002
this looks cool and id like to draw it when i have time but i have no idea what "phyrexianized" means.
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>>77548104
like zombies, but with metal in them
that dude in the picture used to be a lion furry, for example
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How do you pronounce Katia?
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>>77550566
Kat-ee-uh.
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>>77550566
Kat-ya
Ignore >>77550607
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>>77550566
Kah-tee-ah or Kah-tee-uh, because Kazerad pronounces it like this as well.
Ignore >>77550728
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>>77550728
nah m8 the I and the A are long and have their own syllables
I can't think of a way to pronounce it like that where an I and an A make a "ya" sound, they'd both have to be long and the only way you could pronounce it if they were both long were if they both were individual syllables

Kat-ee-uh
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>>77551032
>>77550728
>>77550607
>>77550566
>>77551079
I've always purrnounced it kay-sh(e)-uh.
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>>77551378
You take the prize for most retarded pronunciation yet of Katia's name yet.
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If your oblivion character met Katia, what would they do?
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>>77551418

club, enslave, sell
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>>77551418
Disregard her and continue to acquire experience, unless she was a quest giver NPC, in which case
WASSAP WASSAP WASSAP XP
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>>77550566
exactly the way it's written if you're a Nord, hth family :^)
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>>77551418
Have a candid talk about how cool magic is.
Then he would steal the cloak of gray tomorrow and leave behind a bunch of bread in Katia's pockets.
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>>77551615
That might actually help her a bit, assuming she manages to keep the bread long enough to eat.
Plus, less chance of fucking up on a monumental scale with the Cloak.
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>>77551418
Morph into a tree and feel her up.
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I got a kick how insistent the slave traders are that they weren't racist and got offended at the elf's racism. Funny how Kazerad can make SJW points without coming off as an SJW.
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>>77551378
Sounds like a sheboon name

absolutely fucking disgusting, consider suicide
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>>77551418
impregnate her with a litter of Nord/Khajiit halfbreeds.
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>>77552642

>altmer screams with disgust in the distance
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>>77551418
Attempt to steal everything of value she has, see if she has any quests, get her to like me so i can maybe get it in ;) and then probably drink her blood so I can actually stand in the sun.

Classic Khajiit stuff really.
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>>77552903
I thought it was normal human females not khajiit that drank blood?
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>>77552339
There's a difference between insisting that a person is incapable of doing something based on their race (real life racism) and what an SJW would consider racism.

the whole: it's their culture to be slaves is pretty funny though. but it shows the terrifying reality of a collectivist mindset
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>>77551079
>Confirmed for not knowing shit about Russian
http://www.behindthename.com/name/katia
Get rekt, scrub.
>>77551032
The creator of the Gif calls it a fucking Jif.
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>>77553326
It's nothing to do with collectivism, anon.
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>>77553450
we could ask Katia how to pronounce her name
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>>77553450
>russian
I thought we were talking about english here anon
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>>77553600
You thought wrong.

There is no English "Katia" beyond a straight translation (i.e. "Kat-ya").
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>>77553600
>>77553685
In fact, a variant spelling of Katia is Katya.
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If I'm going based off of what Google and Dectalk tell me, it's Kat-ee-uh in English. However in say, Russian, there's only 2 syllables now: Kat-yah. So it kinda depends on who's trying to pronounce it.
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>>77553749
To add another one, in Armenian it's Kay-shuh.
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>>77553749
>Google
Nigga that's a dangerous decision, as any secondary school French student will tell you.
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>>77553781
Kay-shush the fuck up.

Your pronunciation is shit.

SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
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>>77553793
Oh trust me, I know that. Google's usually alright for single words though, along with pronunciation.
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>>77552642
>Nords
>the one race actually worse than elves
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>>77554659
>one race
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>>77553749
Add spanish: Ka-tyah
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How much longer is this rant going to go for? I'm running out of screen space here.
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>>77542511
>cooking WITH Kaz
South_park_ski_instructor.jpg
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>>77553450
>jif
but that's right, anon
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>>77555845

i did like four lines ago

this idea isn't so great in hindsight
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>>77555947
You could just zoom out
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>>77556033
But the aliasing tho! D:
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Just binged the entire comic, Katia and Dmitri?

Is this some slav propaganda?
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>>77547863
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>>77551418
Playing Oblivion right now and all I can think of is, how cool would it be if there was a time event around 3-4 am to see a sadcat crying inside the temple of Akathosh? Maybe you could help her as a quest or something.

Also, where would Katia be at the time the Oblivion game plays out?
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>>77556842
Personally I'm hoping for Morrowind, because she's not in Cyrodiil any more. That or dead in the ruins of Kvatch.
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>>77556868

that, or trapped in Oblivion itself

if she were in Morrowind she's probably about to fucking die too so...
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>>77556894
Why would she die there? So far the only thing that happens in Morrowind in Obliviontimes is that it gets invaded by Skyrim, am I missing something?
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>>77556991
Maybe what anon implies is that she might get killed by the deadra coming out of the Oblivion gates opening everywhere at the same time.

But with some luck maybe she'd be safe in a boat during the worst part of it.
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>>77557099
Oh I thought they were only opening in Cyrodiil, that makes sense.
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>>77557099
>But with some luck maybe she'd be safe in a boat during the worst part of it.

....Kaz wouldn't put Katia on a boat, would he?
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>>77557291
>prequel: precede
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>>77557291

>4000x4000
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>>77557704
but why
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bump

kaz, you okay with people uploading all the art you've made for /co/ to the booru?

http://the-collection.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=prequel

i mean, on one hand, it's not really 'fanart' since you're the creator and everything, on the other, it's /co/ OC in a way.
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Yeah yeah, Katia lewds are okay and abundant, but when will we get
...
...
:::
KAZERAD LEWDS
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>>77561560
That's better off staying in our imaginations.
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>>77561702
You're right, artists can't recapture perfection.
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We need Prequel-con funding so I can get drunk with Kaz.
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>>77561702
but my precious little asexual reptile enthusiast videos! I need them like a cat needs a pineapple!
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>>77561560
Give me a couple of months
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>>77562041
what are you planning?
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>>77561497
I don't mind. Like, I figure half the point of posting art is that it gets spread around and posted elsewhere.

>>77562041
>Give me a couple of months

Should I... know about this?
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>>77556991
During Oblivion it's the Argonians who invade Morrowind and kill almost all of the slavers there.

It was such a successful invasion that the survivors had to flee to Skyrim.
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>>77562445

that was only after the red year, dummy.

...which is pretty much worse in every aspect since the entire place got nuked off the map.
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>>77562413
NO forget you ever read those comments and go on with your life without the knowledge that there are anons who desperately want to see you exposed

unless... you'd care to contribute?
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>>77561560
I won't be satisfied until there's an abundant amount of enchanter porn.
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>>77563209
this
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>>77562413
Kaz, why do you have such beautiful eyes?
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>>77563209

prequel in general is scarce in male art, you know why? because all the good characters are female and all the homo artists prefer more detailed art styles.
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>anyone but a High Elf
It's over. Cover's blown. Everyone go home.
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That looks like its the end of the rant sequence, so I threw all the frames into a gif to look at without having to scroll it halfway off the page
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>>77567079
Fuck, I missed a zero on one of the frame timings
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>>77567121
nice work anon
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>>77567121
Someone should make a VA of the rant sequence
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>>77567381
I want to see Kaz act it out
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baka desu senpai
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>>77567121
I love the transition to crying cute weave and back haha.
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Man this agent went from being a suave, covert spy to being an aspie rage machine in a matter of seconds, what a fucking loser
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Elves gonna elf
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>>77567534
he carries a collection of katanas in his trenchcoat

this was to be expected
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>>77545358
Sure that isn't Alex Hirsch?
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>>77540004
>>77540353
>>77540378

.....
I am literally just now realizing, after 2 years mind you, that prequel starts in Anvil and NOT the imperial city like I assumed.
I'm so fucking stupid
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>>77568321
You are in many ways the densest motherfucker I have ever seen on 4chan.
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>>77568701
Nah, for a while I thought the city prequel started in was called Cyrodiil. There's plenty of room to be dense
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>>77568321
How in the fuck would you even think that.
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Kazerad make a merch video and I might buy something. There is not near enough information
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>>77569297
There's a fucktonne of info, no?
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I'm wondering if people giving money actually reveals words, or if it just happens automatically with time anyway.
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>>77569375
Nobody is sure what any of the things look like. How big are the posters? What do the cards look like? How about the shirts or the patches? It's a lottery to see if you bought stuff you like.
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>>77569443
there's some links in the page, click on the blue text
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>>77555688
This. My family friend has her name pronounced this way, so I always read Katia with a sort of Hispanic sound
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>>77569297
What would you specifically like to see? Like, just to give me a general idea where my current media is most lacking.

I was originally going to do a pitch video for the IGG campaign, but the script was just too boring and pitch-video-y. I probably should post a decent video with some shots of the merch though.
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>>77569920
Go over everything you can
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>>77569920
Do Keith Apicary's victory dance while wearing the different shirts
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>>77569920
OH MY GOD THOSE ARE FUCKING SEXY AS HELL
Did you base the King off of the actual ruler of Black Marsh? We've gotten some descriptions of his court and they're pretty metal, if I remember correctly.
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>>77569920
>Kn
What the fuck man.
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>>77570231
Kn = Knave, it's the Jack

Refer back to right before the dinner with the Countess.
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why is dodger so cute
i want to hug_ her
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>>77570878
Would you read her book?
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>>77572117

her writtings are kinda shit in the game to be honest. Really corny.
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>>77572175
Does anyone else feel for her plight? Her desire to be a writer with integrity crushed under the grip of the masses wanting to read less than intelligent adventure drivel. She basically made herself worse in order to survive, and she's miserable because of it. Compare young, full of plans dodger to the older, anxious Quill.
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>>77572589

Should have stuck with historic books
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>>77570231
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>>77569609

I dont know how can there be a diferent pronounciation in english, it just doesn't sound natural at all unless you're talking in ghetto ebonics and taking all those mispellings at face value.
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>>77574474
the fact that anyone pronounces an actual real life name any other way than it's pronounced in real life is baffling
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>>77574651
Some names are pronounced differently in different regions.
Hell, there are cases like my last name where different pronunciations coexist in the same town and everyone has an understanding of which pronunciation corresponds to which family.
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>>77574474
It's just like how Daniel in English and its Hungarian equivalent aren't pronounced the same.
It's totally normal.
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>>77570878
>tfw you will never sleep with cute weave in a completely platonic way like Katia did.
>she will never unconsciously cuddle up to your warm-blooded body on a cold night.
>she will never apologize to you the next morning, embarrassed that she impinged on your personal space in her sleep.
>you will never fight back the urge to tell her you liked it.
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>>77574772
>Ah, hello there mister ABRAMS BATTLE TANK
For fuck's sake, there's an h and an a in there for a fucking reason.
>>77575172
Except there *isn't* an English equivalent.
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>>77576269
Do you expect everyone to pronounce foreign words exactly how it's done on their original language? Because that has never nor will it ever happen. People will never account for any kind of consonantic or vocalic difference.
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>>77576921

and that's why everyone hates Argentinians.
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>>77576921
I do expect them to be wrong if they don't.

Like how you can call a pain-au-chocolat a paine owe tchockolatt, but that doesn't make you right.
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>>77577011
Arguing about who's right or not in these cases is just outright dumb. People are going to adapt words into their own languages in any way manageable.

It doesn't really matter who's "right". Ultimately a consensus (more or less) will be reached on how to pronounce certain words and that's that. That's a "correct" english pronunciation of a foreign word.
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>>77577079
>Hey guys! How should I pronounce X?

>Like Y
>Like however you want, baby

Which is more useful?

The best part is I'm a die-hard descriptivist.
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>>77577135
I'm not saying you should pronounce it however you want, you smarmy fuck

Oh you dick
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Everyone here talking about pronunciation is ignoring the fact that Katia doesn't know any of this and probably just wanted a name where she could pretend people were calling her "Kat" as a nickname.

>>77570109
They aren't based off specific characters, but the general theme of each suite's three face cards is based off factions mentioned in the lore of The Certain Videogame Series. The outfit design aesthetics draw from ESO where ESO is cool looking and consistent with earlier lore, and ignore it where it isn't.

They're also very durable. Making them completely waterproof meant they are made of plastic rather than paper.
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>>77577999
Nice nines dude.
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>>77577999

Do you just make these factoids on the spot after wondering what's the most depressing thing you could include next?
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>>77578131
He got triple the number that is triple the number that is triple the most fundamental integer.

Which happens to be triple the triples.
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>>77516214
Tastes like delicious elf tears in here.
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this fanfiction would be much better if it didn't have any furries
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>>77579042
You're right, it needs more scalies.
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>>77579042
they're technically elves, not furries
blame Azura
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>>77579140
you all look the same to me
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>>77579403
>u arr rook same
buhdasraycis >>>/pole/
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>>77579533
This is advanced ironic shitposting.
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>>77579533
>>77579579
In the same way that when it metastasizes to your liver, you have advanced cancer.
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>>77579612
fascinating indeed
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>>77516520
That would actually make kind of a nice sea.
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>>77578782
i'm going to have to bring this information over to the s-force research laboratories if you don't mind
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will bump
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>>77556185
He's dead, Jim.

Unless that kitty with the crystal in Kvatch means something.
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>>77581108
Not for him, it doesn't. That is a welkynd stone.
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>>77581135
But why is the kitty there?
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>>77581195
Because he was sending the kitty to Katia with the stone before Gro-Upp caught him
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>>77581135
wait what was a welkynd stone, again
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>>77582687

a magicka battery pack
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>>77582687
basically this >>77582723

just a stone found in the ruins that acts as a mana potion or recharges an enchanted weapon
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>>77582823
Wait it can recharge magical weapons? I thought I had to kill dogs and siphon their soul into them, this is so much easier.

thanks anon
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>>77582823
Welkynd stones were the ones used as lightbulbs that recharged magicka. Varla stones were the cooler, rarer ones that fully recharged all magical items in your inventory.
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>>77583293
It appears I was mistaken. I was using a mod. This anon >>77583509 is correct
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>>77584198
:')
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>>77520398
>The real joke is that he'll spent the next half year trying to send all the merch instead of writing the expected two updates

You're forgetting all the time he'll waste coming up with self-aggrandizing non-excuses for why the suckers haven't gotten their merch yet- that's at least another two or three months right there.
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>>77577999
Hey kaz do we know what the sleeves/shoulders on the cosplay shirt look like?
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>>77557291
OH GOD THE PIXELS!!
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>you're him, aren't you
GOOD JOB
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I'm sitting in a wobbly train and will doodle stuff for you. Not too lewd, there is an elderly couple nearby.
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>>77588045
How about some Enchantmen?
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>>77588129
this
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>>77588129
You got a ref, because phone?
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>>77588276
This is the best I can do right now while my computer is being dumb: http://www.prequeladventure.com/fanartbooru/post/view/1952#search=Traveling_Enchanter
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>>77588276
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>>77588045
How about some Pelin-El
but mostly yeah, enchantermanlizard
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>>77588129
>>77588373
Works for me
Took 10 years to post
>>77588429
Thanks. Will use it for next time
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>>77589023
Did the elderly couple like your bare lizard chest?
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>>77589023
Turned out great, thanks! I apologize again for the poor reference, my computer just didn't want to display any thumbnails at all.
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>>77589055
I would have drawn more chest if i have had a reference at hand, but the phone fits only so much on the screen. I could have asked the elderly couple to pose for me, but that would have been a very chubby and wrinkly lizard. They didnt see it though
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>>77516214
Sounds like a butthurt Thalmor, amirite, Shield-Brothers?
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>>77589221
>hated by literally every other race
>"haha, look at this butthurt piss-skin, kinsmen!"
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>>77589023
That's cute, good work anon.
Show it to the elderly couple
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>>77589023
how can one lizard be so cute
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>you're totally him aren't you
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Okay I know this is a longshot but does anyone here know how to edit Oblivion attribute bonuses? I have +450 on speed and playing the Flash simulator was fun for a while but now I want to remove it.
It was probably caused by a mod but now even when I turn off everything it doesn't go away. Attributes can't be set to negative values since they only accept numbers for 0 to 255. (I also have a -45 on both armors but I can work around that). I don't want to edit the base values, I just want to remove the attribute bonuses.
I have been searching for about three hours, if anyone happens to know something please tell me.
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>>77590272
You need to go faster until you enter the speedforce, then punch Dagoth Ur in the face
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So why did Katia run away from home and change her name to something else again? Did she do something terrible at home to get disowned?

Inb4 murder
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>>77590403
She was tired of being a subhuman worthless alcoholic slut cultist thing so she decided to become a worthless subhuman thing instead
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>>77590272
Okay I think I got it. I'll make a custom item that gives me -450 but I need your help
What do I name a ring that removes my speedforce?
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>>77590436
You should name it >>>/vg/tesg you fucking fag
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>>77587903
Shit is about to GO DOWN.
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>>77592042
>>77587903
>No, I mean, dude. We weren’t even suspicious of you until your tirade
Briarbird, how the fuck are you even still alive?
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>>77592742
>you
That ain't Briarbird.

Briarbird's apparently competent.
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my god is this side comic even going to finish
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>>77593446
Only if you buy more mer-
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Wait, why does the comic end here? Because people need to buy more merchandise!
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>>77593446
No. It won't meet goal.
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>>77593446
>>77594075
Kaz needs to realize that if he wants to do things like this he needs to actually update his damn comic more, so there are people who'd actually give a shit
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>>77594245
There's clearly already plenty enough people who care enough about it for the thing to finish. 73% funding in 50% of the time is perfectly fine. If you want to experience the sidestory in a less truncated way just come back to it in a week.
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I'll buy a treasure chest. How much does that move the story?
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>>77595490
A lot.

That's gotta be a whole letter, maybe even more.
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>>77595573
Shit. It's a lot of money to me. Oh well.
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>>77595490
I think someone figured out the rate some threads ago but I don't remember what it was exactly.
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>>77595691
Seriously though, you want the treasure chest, get it. You don't, don't. Don't buy anything giving a damn about what it does to the story.

Unless you were asking in a "I'm getting this thing, how much is it going to do in this other thing it happens to be linked to?" way.
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>>77595573
>>77595490
Well, it takes 40k for the story to complete, the treasure chest is $100, so I'm guessing 1/400th of the story. More than a few letters, at least.
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>>77595993
I seem to remember Kaz saying that the lenght of the sidestory doesn't match the 40k goal.
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>>77590436
The "IT WAS ME BARRY" ring
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>>77594632
The rate of donations usually follows a trend of
>startfast
>slowdown in the middle
>end fast
If I recall correctly, so I'm expecting Kaz to get ~60k, give or take ~10k.
Maybe he'll actually get on IGG's top ten most financed comic related proyects.
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>>77590436
Statuary ring
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I just realized. Whatever happened to pinup anon?
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>>77590403
No, but she's intelligent - she knows how badly her parents were disappointed, even if they didn't let it show
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>>77597073
On the contrary. Kazerad has said in the past that Katia has a very pessimistic and not totally accurate perception of the burden she put on her parents. While probably disappointed and frustrated, they still very much cared for her much more than Katia realizes.
I don't remember the specifics but Kaz mentioned as an example how Katia's parents willingly downgraded their quality of life for the sake of her well-being.
>>
Is the side comic not loading for anyone else?
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Hey Kaz.

I want to pay you money but none of the merchandise really appeals to me, nor do I simply want to donate.

Is it at all possible for me to contact you for a personal drawing in exchange for like 40-60 bucks? And can it be lewd if I promise not to share?

Pls respond.
>>
I just really want the stickers and comic/postcards, not all this other stuff. :( I wish there was a paper pack or something that just had that
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>>77599576
Dude.

Just buy the cards, or a poster. That's his art, right?

Because that way we get more story.
>>77599600
Packaging is probably the issue.
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>>77599639

Anon. Anon no.

I'd rather pay for a custom lewd drawing from Kaz, even if I had to promise to never share it. So I'm asking here if he'd be willing.
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>>77599720
You must not have been around for very long, it's a running joke that Kaz avoids pretty much any lewd subject, it's not gonna happen
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>>77599720
if he was willing to draw you fetish porn for money he would have started doing that years ago.
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>>77599720
closest thing you're gonna get to Kaz lewds are from good ol' filthypally, but I don't think he's interested in commissions/requests
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>>77599744

Not all lewd is porn anon.
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>>77599765

Also only if you're interested in rape and/or loli proportions

You MIGHT get a pin up from kaz if he deems it funny or ironic enough
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>>77599774
Sure man, the armpit pictures you require are totally art and not weird porn.
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So I don't want to try and be a dick about this but is there anyway for kaz to maybe give an idea on how big the tote bag is or what it looks like irl?
No problem if not anyhow still getting it.
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>>77599765
would he ever draw enchanter lewds
we need more enchanter lewds
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>>77599829
Isn't he wearing it or something in the pic?
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>>77599814
>armpit
you little shit, caught me off guard
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>>77599814
Look man I just want my fucking lockpick closure. Is that too much to ask?
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>>77599888
Doesn't appear to be so, less there's a different picture that shows it.
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>>77599835
>we need more enchanter lewds
Working on it.
Gotta color it and then move onto the Nah piece.
>>
Oh hey, a scroll to the bottom thing was added. That's helpful!
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>>77600438
>Enchanter lewds
>Nah's next
yeah, boy!
>>
Kaz, I am just wondering if we could get a timeframe on Infiltration. Should I check back every day, or just wait for a bit? I'd rather not contribute to the burden of hosting if I don't need to.
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>>77601892
He said he was hoping to get it done before the end of the crowdfund. I'd say just add this thread to your follow list and check back on the update if you see a sudden explosion of posts here.
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>>77599576
>Is it at all possible for me to contact you for a personal drawing in exchange for like 40-60 bucks? And can it be lewd if I promise not to share?

I'm sorry anon, I only do commissions as bizarre mindgames. What do you want me to draw?

>>77599600
I thought about making something like that, but I want to keep the comic as a reward for people who go $25 or higher. (The posters are very nice though and worldwide shipping is included)

>>77599829
That's not a dick question! The type I have in mind is about 12x14x7, but I want to get one in person and test its durability and stuff before I commit to that 100%.

>>77601892
It won't happen this weekend. You can rest your F5 finger in peace.

Today or tomorrow though you'll probably see my new favorite panel I've ever done.
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>>77602913
Not that person but can you draw a gay adventure story take on if katia and weave as males , or maybe bartender and enchanter lewd .
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>>77602913
>It's 12x14x7
Well thanks for the dimensions, seeing as how that'd be a fairly good size.
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>>77603070
See, the problem with that is that it would involve drawing a fantasy creature's cock, and I am 100% sure every one of you has a different headcanon on what khajiit cocks look like.
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>>77603330
Nobody knows what they look like, but we DO know what they feel like inside a vagina.
Thanks, Barenziah.
I still really want to see an Argonian dick. Like private eye. I was expecting mad mindgames but you didn't deliver, what the fuck Kazerad.
>>
>>77602913

>I'm sorry anon, I only do commissions as bizarre mindgames. What do you want me to draw?

Like an actual commission? Any way for me to contact you to talk about it?

I'm like, dead serious about paying. :V
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>>77603660
Some things are worth more than money! Like making things a fun collaborative experience everyone can get involved with. What would you like, anon?
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>>77603770

>Like making things a fun collaborative experience everyone can get involved with. What would you like, anon?

Damnit, you win, you win! I was gonna ask for Katia poledancing, I wanted the magic of that sekrit minigame in Excelsior brought back and was willing to pay for it.
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>>77603897

i'd be up for a cheap DDR game except with poledancing
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Just chiming in to remind everyone that Dunmer is best race

Remove n'wah
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>>77603897
>Damnit, you win, you win! I was gonna ask for Katia poledancing, I wanted the magic of that sekrit minigame in Excelsior brought back and was willing to pay for it.

I have sketched the thing. If you crack out whatever piece of art software you have and ink it, I will help you fix any mistakes.
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>>77604253
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>>77605608

so you want a good old /co/operation, eh kaz?
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>>77605688
If you guys want. But I wanna try to specifically drag Poster Number 77603897 himself into this, or anyone else who has never done much art.

When I'm collaborating with other artists I often end up doing a bunch of lasso tool tweaks to help them match the style better. I'll do the same for anyone who seriously tries inking this, even if they're just using MSPaint and a mouse.
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>>77605608

b-but my art skills aren't that spiffy...
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>>77605883
Not with that attitude
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>>77605800

I am >>77605883 as well as the original requester, and I just saw this post. If you ask me to draw this thing then no one in here should expect to see any results for months...

I really just can't send you emone for a spicy little poledancing Katia?
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>>77605915
>I really just can't send you emone for a spicy little poledancing Katia?

No, that would be pretty boring. But if you go at it with a a shitty MSPaint brush or whatever else you have available, I'll help you make it look how you want.
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>>77605676
that's amazing
>>77605947
You're almost as manipulative as my friend here who wants to watch me bleed. Except your thing is art for some reason.
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>>77605800

if he doesn't take up on the offer, i'll do it tomorrow

i'm itching to stroke my e-peen
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>>77605947
>>77606285

Nono, I'll work on it tomorrow and sunday. If I have don't have anything to show for it by monday it's free game. Sounds fair?
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>>77606511

i hope you do understand what day it is today
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>>77596413
Thank you anon, now it works great. I knew I could count on /co/ for memes.
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>>77606966

Friday?
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>>77607880
It's saturday, which is officially furry shitposting day, if you didn't know.
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>>77608110

>furries
>implying inferior species are invited
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Anyone else eating a really good burger? I am
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>>77608771
I wish I was, but I'll have to suffice for whatever I can rummage up right now.
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>>77608771
What is in it anon? Can you post some pics?
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>>77608787
Get eggs, cheese, and frozen hamburgers next time you go to the store
#lifeprotips
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>>77608831
Magic was in it, son. Snapchat screenshot for ya
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>>77608831
Honestly, if I was to fuck a burger, it'd be this one
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>>77608884
That looks sick. I assume you baked the burgers in the oven?
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>>77608875
What even sort of nasty-ass cheese substitute is that
>nigga doesn't even use some genuine hand-sliced swiss on his burgers
The egg+multiple cheese slices+multiple patties is a great idea, but you need to use higher quality ingredients
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If Katia was an argonian, she would probably still have been a disappointment to her parents. But would she have been enough of a failure to attract the attention of the Hist? So they could be disappointed, too?

How much of a failure do you need to be as an argonian, to make your vegetative progenitors wish they had heads to sadly shake and lungs with which to sigh?
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>>77608934
Nah, man. Fried em up in a little corn oil. Best way to cook frozen burgers, imho. Fresh meat you gotta grill. 4 minutes at 500 each side, then let em sit for 4 minutes. Perfect fuckin burgers right there

>>77608962
It's cheap ass cheddar, I ain't got the money for good ingredients. You think I'd be eating frozen patties if I could get hand sliced fuckin cheese?
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>>77608989
You don't "get" hand sliced cheese
You buy big blocks of the shit and then slice it yourself
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>>77608962
>eating gross meme cheese
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>>77608997
Plus it's usually cheaper to buy real block cheese versus pre-sliced block cheese. Those fake-ass singles are obviously the cheapest and work sometimes, but real cheese is the best.
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>>77609004
>swiss
>meme cheese
Fuck, you got me
I am officially trolled the fuck out
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>>77608997
Either way, the best I can get is those reject "we accidentally had too much cheese after cutting it all" wedges. When you got a limit on how much you wanna spend...

>>77609012
wait, no shit? I'm buying this presliced bullshit for no reason?
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>>77609032
Well, I wish you luck in your endeavors to obtain higher quality foodstuffs.
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>>77609032
Ey guy...

FUCK YOU
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>“But I suppose this means it’s time for plan A.”

>“Isn’t ‘plan A’ supposed to be the first one you co-”
So he wanted to kill the inferior non-elves first but the Blades made him go covert first? Shit is about to go hilarious.
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>>77609047
Thank ya

>>77609087
NO YOU FUCK YOU SHITBOY FUCKASS
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>>77609014
no one would give a shit about swiss cheese if it wasn't the one they always used in cartoons, admit it
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>>77609032
you can get a kilo block of cheese for like five bucks. Just make sure to glad wrap it after you open it.
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>>77609032
Anon don't you know to buy things by calculating the price per ounce instead of just going by the price tag?
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>>77609129
c...cartoons? what the hell?
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>>77609137
Where? They've always been fairly expensive where I go

>>77609177
I'm emailing you a picture of my penis
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>>77609129
I really like the taste of Swiss and all of it's variants. I dunno. A lot of the fancy stuff with holes is delicious.
Actually calling it "Swiss", the name "swiss", is totally a meme, however.
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>>77605800
Not the guy you want to encourage but I did try my hand at it. I'm not that new to drawing so if someone else posts maybe you should prioritize them over me.

I tried adding a right hand but all attempts felt kind of awkward. Also I had trouble with the tail.

Again, if someone else posts maybe you should do them first
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>>77608884
Well done?
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>>77609403
Yeah, with a hamburger you risk infection at any lower setting. Believe me, I'd love a medium rare burger.
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>>77609423
Doesn't that depend on the quality of meat though?
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>>77609454
This is cheap ass meat. I'm buying prepackaged singles, remember. Also, probably not, any raw meat exposed to air potentially has some bad bacteria on it. This is save for a special few dishes, namely steak tartare which is magic shut up don't ruin this for me
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>>77608110
>saturday
>officially furry shitposting day

No. It was Caturday. There were other weekly days for different types of animal people.

But that is all in the past...
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The things people draw of that cat.
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>>77609496
Well done tastes like butts to me so I've been doing medium rare for years. I don't think I've ever bought prepacked patties though, all my stuff comes from a local deli.
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>>77609591
You're probably fine as long as your butcher remembers to wash his hands after wagging his dick around like a bastard. I'm fucking well jealous
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>>77609382
Tail is like 150% the length of her legs???
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>>77609555
Like her butt?
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>>77609641
I haven't been sick in years, so hopefully my immune system stays good. Also you like mushrooms? I've been trying them in everything I cook lately, including burgers.
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>>77609683
Yeah, man.
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>>77609736
Hot.
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>>77608988
>your vegetative progenitors wish they had heads to sadly shake and lungs with which to sigh?
They'd mutate a lizard into a form perfectly designed to shake it's head and sigh in disappointment.
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OH SHIT!
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>>77609879
OH SHIT
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>>77609879
OH SHIT
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>>77608875
>>77608884
That is the most half-rate burger I've ever seen.

You need to visit my mum some day, she'll fuck your tastebuds up.
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>>77609879
OH FUG
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>>77609879
. . . Okay he got me with the magic wand glock.

Fucking gold.
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>>77609705
Mushrooms are great in almost anything, especially burgers
>>77609830
I'm like 90% they're already got one of those, he probably sits in the Royal Court at the heart of the Black Marsh
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>>77609879
AW HELL YEAH
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>>77589023
Good job anon! He's enchanting
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>>77609879
>soul gem mag

I'm wet
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>>77609879
What's up with the demon dude hidden in the frame by frame.
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>>77600438
censor bar
please be a candle underneath
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>>77609879
Even his trousers are superior.
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>>77610040
>lockpick
What.
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>>77610032
Isn't that Mogal Bal or Dagon? I mix them up I'm sure it's one of the two.

>>77609879
Fuck I recently drew some wand-as-gun thing and I thought I was being original. Cool scene though
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>>77610032
Other secret frame.

>>77610040
I'm just using quicktime player.
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>>77610079
Mehrunes Dagon is the one with four arms
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>>77610079
I hate to disappoint you, but wand-as-gun is in *no* way original.

But to be honest, not many basic concepts are. How they play out, on the other hand, can be.
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>>77610088
Can you post a gif of it slowed down or something I have no idea how anything works
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Jim/Greg is chill even when he's stabbed

>>77610127
https://www.gif-explode.com/ Enjoy

>>77610116
Can you point me to some instances of it being used?
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>>77610127
Here you go
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>>77610183
wow that is so much better. Did you manually fix the timing or did you just double them all? Great work anon
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>>77610179
>>77610183
Thanks meng.
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>>77610213
I only double the two frames. I'm going to tripple each value soon.
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>>77610179
RIP Jim/Greg
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>>77610183
Oh, I get it
Its a bound katana, which are daedric weapons
That's what it was doing before he rudely conjured it
I think
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>>77609879
I want to fuck this elf.
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>>77609879
High elves really are the best.
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>>77610270
>>77610305
>shitting on a bunch of bandits is noteworthy
please
bandits are barely above mudcrabs
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>>77610310
I'm talking about the mutual high elf respect even after being killed.
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>>77610305
Even if there are infinite universes, I can guarantee there is not a single one of them where this is true.
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>>77610249
Yeah is conjured.
Pretty smart
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Good update, Kaz. I rate it 8/10. Was a good time.
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>>77610305
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>>77610032
>Cook up some CHANGE
That's Mehrunes Dagon, if he had a word it would be CHANGE
>>77610088
Yeah that's Mehrunes Dagon
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>>77610249
>it's got little daedric greebles all over it
Yeah it's a fucking bound katana
weaboo piece of shit
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I think I'm going to take some better merch photos, since >>77570109's reaction to the cards closeup makes me realize my existing photos are probably too small or obscure. To anyone who has looked at the merch page: which things do you guys think direly need a better picture? Should I put them in more of an environment so people can tell the scale?
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>>77610409
The tote bag and the posters need them most, you should also place an everyday object next to them, like a coke can, so we can accurately picture their scale.
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