Why is the character archetype of the frumpy ultra-intelligent

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Of course, and it has.

Now it's
>the frumpy ultra-intelligent girl, that's actually a bombshell, but hasn't come to terms with the fact she's a lesbian

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>>77511850
velma thread?

They have updated it.

The frumpy sweater wearing girls have caught on.
They know we want to fuck them. They're more assertive.

Hence thirsty Velma in Mystery inc.

>>77512353
But she was thirsty for a stoner doofus that didn't even want her, that's not going forward

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>>77512228
Fuck that, Mystery Inc. thread

>>77511850
>velma
>bombshell
Pick one.

Nerds and contrarians have put Velma on a pedastel for so long that now people think she's a bombshell.

>>77511850
Cliches rarely evolve. They're a typically the product of lazy writers rather than anything real

>>77512398
He did, he just wanted his dog more.

Shaggy is a troubled man.

>>77511918
Marcy. She's straight.

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There are a lot of outdated cliches in cartoons

It's because cartoons cost a lot of money, so the people who pay for them do not like risks, so they like to rehash well-tread tired ass bullshit

if the artists actually got to draw whatever they wanted there'd be a lot more fucking weird crazy ass shit on TV

I don't understand why half of them were rich

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>>77513733
You must really love those red exclamation points.

>>77511850
well the basic elements still happen, but these days the smart, attractive nerds IRL don't date much/at all because they have less reasons to go outside

>>77514293
someone should loop/reverse it so she shuffles back and forth.

I would but photoshop is being really stubborn with fucking around gif-wise lateley

>>77514922
sure thing give me a couple minutes

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>>77513222
>Nerds and contrarians have put Velma on a pedastel
>mfw thats why I switched back to Daphne

>>77513685
Good thing he's a dog lover!

>>77516300
thats a lousy reason...try "be cool" daphne instead

>>77511850
Its true life thing.

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>>77514922

>>77516300
This, Daphne stopped being the it girl which made her the "hot but not making a big deal of it" in terms of my perception which made me more into her pornographically

>>77511850
IT'S 2015!

>>77517300
I remember someone posted this saying they should make a scooby VN, but seriously, would there be any point other than to fuck Velma? Like what other story paths could there be? Unless like its just a sidequest on the way to solving a real mystery.

>>77512886
Was it just an owl, /co/? Wast it really just an owl?

>>77517394
Fuck Daphne. Maybe Fred I guess.
If you include Mystery Inc I guess you could fuck side characters there

>>77517428
so would it just be a fuck game? I have never watch any Scooby outside of original and A Pup Named, so I dunno who the other supporting retards are.

>>77512353

my nephew put this on, and I watched it with him, it was the episode about the evil robot scooby.

I was slightly disturbed when velma acted like a dog to try and attract shaggy,

>>77517583
>velma acted like a dog to try and attract shaggy

wot

>>77517593

>fred: You need to eat, shaggy.

>Velma: You're gonna need your strength to help scooby. Meanwhile, it's not like you're totally alone. Right?

>shaggy: I guess not. t's just with scoob gone, there's, like, this big hole in my life that I just don't know how to fill.

>[velma thinks a moment the slurps shaggy]

>velma: roma-doma-doo!

>everyone: [internal screaming]

>fred: dial it back a bit velma

Well now its fat acceptance feminists

You chose this nerds

>>77513222
This. Velma ain't shit.

>>77514872
The entire show was bizarre, they're all rich, they live on a town where the economy is based on spooks, they hang out with a sexy black DJ and then cthulu shows up

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>>77519112
Freckled titties tho

>>77519963
It's also a world where punk and ska predate disco and 9/11 is implied to have happened at some point because Homeland Security is still a thing.

>>77511918
>not being bisexual if you're obviously into both genders

>>77513222
I was never into either of them at first but got into Velma because I started liking plain jane cuties and wasn't ever into the Daphne types.

I honestly like Velma because she's a frumpy nerd. Her being a "secret" bombshell was never all that appealing to me.

>>77511850
Remember that time she wanted to fuck Johhny Bravo?

Remember Daphne's hot ass irish sister in that one movie with the butch haircut?

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>>77517421
Probably

But I wanna believe

>>77514872
Rich kids fucking around, solving mysterious instead of doing anything of actual value is bretty funny

>>77520023
>I was never into either of them at first but got into Velma because I started liking plain jane cuties and wasn't ever into the Daphne types.

Daphne types generally = curvy, but overmade-up fashion victims who our society encourages to be party animals and jerks. They can be turn-ons, physically speaking, but the stereotypical personality is a turn-off.

Velma, while not as sexy in an obvious, traditional way, is endearing-cute with a wit to die for, brains that kill and no less interested in sex than Daphne would be.

I am instantly more interested. Daphne fans would claim I only like Velma because she's more "accessible" than the unreachable goddess that is Daphne, but what if I actually want someone more human and witty and brainy and cozy? Being accessible is just a bonus!

My GF is a Velma type and I enjoy every day with her, cuddling and snarking away.

Previously dated a Daphne type—club person and fashion victim who was sexy at first but became The Load very fast. Would sacrifice anything to stay popular with an unpleasant clique. What a waste.

>>77519980
My obsession with freckle tits is what fuels my love for the Dink

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YFW you discover this was the inspiration for Velma

>>77519990
>It's also a world where punk and ska predate disco

How?

>>77520613
Is that Grandma Rose from Bone?

>>77521313
It's never explained. They just expect us to go with it. But we see ska and punk stuff that predates Mystery Inc's parents being in high school. And they were in high school when disco was a thing and a fairly new one at that.

>>77521450
Cool. What episode? I haven't watched any of the new stuff, that seems a good a place to check out as any.

>>77512398
>>77512353
This exactly. They know people wanna have sex with them but they only want sex from the stupidest people. I've ridden the bus with enough high school students to see that tomboy girls always go for lanky stoners. Usually they're pretty stupid too.

>>77521500
It's in Mystery Incorporated. Season 2, Episode 18: Dance of the Undead. Rude Boy and the Ska-Tastics are an 80s band while previous episodes show the original Mystery Inc being formed in the 90s and their formation being roughly contemporaneous with disco.

>>77517394
Bring in movie characters like Shaggys gf or the bimbopire in reluctant werewolf. That Indian chick who was an alien. Daphne's sisters and cousins. Velma's sister.

>>77521874
>The disco 90s

I wonder what that would have been like?

>>77522132
Imagine, funk would be the dominant musical genre to this day instead of gangsta rap. It would've been beautiful...

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>>77516300
>>77517313

You two have very shitty reasons for being into something....

Thats like a lesbian saying shes gay cause she hates men....you shouldnt let your opinions be so heavily dictated by outside sources

you gotta do you tho /co/bros!

>>77517736

Fred became my favorite character because of this show....

>Daphne: Fred, how do you like my outfit?
>Fred: hahahahaha, I don't even understand that question.

I died

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>>77522315

We must help bring back the funk

Idk how to use the modern internet! im old!

#bringbackthefunk
How do i make that work!?

>>77511918

....how hard would it be to find R34 on hotdogwater?

dear /co/...ive reached a new low today

>>77522315
Gangsta rap hasn't really been a thing for a while. Most mainstream hip-hop/rap artists seem to dabble in more melodic stuff. There's even adventurous genres like folk rap now.

I would still love a funk revival though. Also doo-wop. I'd like to see doo-wop get a proper comeback.

>>77522455
I...I don't know either

>>77522424
They went overboard with his trapautism tho

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>>77521335
Nope, it's Zelda Gilroy from "Dobie Gillis."

>>77511850
I always felt that Mystery Incorporated Velma could use her body to get Shaggy, but the show would have to be TV-14 for it to work.

>>77522476
google.com

>>77517315
>Velma gets molested by the Boo Brothers

>>77522476

Thank you, I am not alone. Want so dearly to hold her close, thank God the timeline rebooted and she is alive—and then hope she's capable of liking guys, because her looks and smell are the most complete turn-on

She's a nerd bitch that acts like she's 9/10. And by that, I mean her personality doesn't compensate for her looks

>>77524364
But the ones that do that aren't nerds, they're just delusional fat girls.

>>77520613
what a qt

>>77519990
But punk does predate disco...