4chan: the animated series

hey guys i got this gun here

im gonna shoot myself with it

>>77499390
Nothing but autism and unfunny jokes everywhere

If we don't practice, we'll never defeat /mu/ in the battle of the bands, and then no one will go to prom with us!

>>77499427
No one will go to prom with us because we're racist sociopaths with a long history of fucking up anything nice.

>>77499453
/pol/, we already told you, shit like that is why you're not in our band anymore

>>77499427
no one would go to the prom with us anyway, fuck we probably won't go to the prom anyway

>>77499465
>implying he's just talking about /pol/

The well runs deep.

>>77499478
I'm just gonna sit at home with drugs and cartoons. Fuck prom.

>>77499390
Wouldn't that be Drawn Together?

>>77499489
>OMG muh exotic loli hero
>Delicious chocolate waifu
>MOOOOM TUMBLR IS MAKING COMICS ABOUT MINORITIES AGAIN
/co/ is worse than /pol/ sometimes.

>>77499493
>Fuck prom
this is probably a more accurate description based on the facts that 1. we're not going and 2. everyone who goes gets laid

>reminder that /vp/ stole /pol/'s GF at the ball

Lol i fucking hate Marvel. I think grimdark is better than lighthearted writing.

Also fucking jews man

>>77499465
Wasn't it because /pol/ kept insisting bass is a nigger instrument but we didn't have a spot for anything else?

>>77499696
>playing the 4 stringed jew

>>77499390
Guest starring...

>>77499390
>/tg/ just sits in his room painting models, softly muttering "y-you don't even need the other boards anymore..."

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>>77499748
/a/!

>>77499748
>Barney's Biggest Fan

>>77499722
Piss off, we already got [s4s] to fill in anyway.

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>>77499805
¿how do baze?

>>77499902
Not now, [s4s]

>>77499390
4chan was filmed before a live studio audience.

>>77499954
>hey /tv/
The audience is having trouble holding back their laughter, many cover their mouths, some bite their hands to hold back in anticipation of the upcoming punchline
>what's up /co/?
Heads are thrown back, the audience repeatedly slaps their knees. Some cannot contain themselves any longer, they burst into hysterical laughter to such an extent that the weathered actors on the set look to their direction in concern.
>I just saw the new Avengers movie
At this point all bets are off, no audience member can contain their laughter, those who were already laughing have passed out on the ground, convulsing. Blood drips from the mouths of audience members who have choked to death on their own laughter.
>it wasn't that great
By the time the punchline is delivered, most of the audience is dead. Those remaining tear their hair out, shrieking hysterically. Emergency officials arrive, but it's too late for them, they've heard too much and the oxygen in the air has run thin from the hoarse laughter of the long since dead audience. /tv/ and /co/ look at each other and shrug as the credits roll.

>>77499390
>>>>/a/

>this week on 4chan: the animated series, /co/ tries to get the mods to help him with his SJW problem

>meanwhile /po/ deals with identity crisis as more and more anon keep assuming her for /pol/

>>77500469
>It's not an SJW problem
Says /co/, affixing a swastika band into his arm
>It's an SJW solution!

>>77499390
I dropped this shit show when they killed off moot.

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>>77499390

I liked it better when it called /a/ the animation and i watched it with subtitles.

>this week on 4chan: the animated series

>/r9k/ has had enough and goes on a shooting spree causing all the boards to hide in fear of him

>meanwhile /pol/ joins in on the fun while screaming HAPPENING /POL/ WAS RIGHT but ends up getting shot himself. Will /pol/ survive the wounds? Find out

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>>77499390
>4chan: the animated series
Spends too many episodes having its characters bitch about other shows like Letter to the Redditor and Tumblrina instead of advancing its own plot; canceled after only half a season. Somehow still gains an obsessive following of pathetic virgins, most of whom just post endlessly about wanting to fuck /h/ and /d/ and /an/ and /cm/

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>>77499390

I bet the SJWs did this...

>>77501206
Ok but what about like /po/ or /diy/ or /3/, what alliance do they have?

Professor reddit sure is cool guy.His memes are top kek

>>77501206
>Implying Tumblr wouldnt be a love interest to /co/

>>77501269
>/co/ and tumblr have an on again off again will they won't they relationship for 10 seasons

>>77499427
Is Makarov PM an instrument?

I'm gay pregnant, and you're the father!

>>77501359
No /k/ Makarov PM is not an instrument

It started out pretty cool but then they do the crossover with 2chan and immediately afterwards they sold the rights to the highest bidder and everything turned to shit.

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>in comes /mu/ walking into /v/'s room
>catches /v/ playing with board-tan puppets and making stories revolving around himself
>/mu/ takes the copy of the Soundtrack to Nier and swiftly exits

>/co/ walking downtown
>spots an advert for Steven universe
>begins to take of his sfw panties under his pants and fueiously masturbates to his pearlxperidot collection
>his handler takes no less than 3 minutes to stuff him in a black V& and drive his manic state of mind away into the /trash/

>>77501484
Who would /trash/ be anyway? Do we have a /trash/-tan?

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>>77501484
>/p/hotography is doing a journal on discarded young men
>drives over to Misc.Ave to /r9k/s house
>his single mother answers the door
>after 7 exrutiatingly painful minutes for /r9k/ he shows him his area
>pic related
>/p/ collects a few examples from /describe your life in 1 photo/ threads
>as /p/ bids /r9k/ goodbye he leaves with a passing statement

>haven't u tryd just B-ing urself?
>/r9k/ closes the door and after making sure nobody can ee him he breaks down in his room
>he cuddles a dirty stained pillow with an anime girl printed on a piece of paper taped on
>He can't afford a body pllow

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>>77501617
>>He can't afford a body pllow

>>77501538
A mix between Penn Jillete and Danny Devito?

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Anyone have a more up to date boardtan?

Gentlemen, someone in this room...

Is a murderer!

/sp/ would pretty much be Groot. Either always yelling >MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI or >TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES or some variation of >18-1

>>77501963
I like that one.

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>>77502014
Wait a minute... I know who it was!
I knew it! He was the iceberg all along!

>>77501963
There could be a better color to show siblings than red when pink is being used to show a romantic relationship.
This makes it look like /co/ is in a bigamous relationship with /ck/ and /mlp/.
Which isn't far from the truth, but rather isn't the whole truth.

The production would be total chaos.

>That's too much like anime, fucking weebs.
>Westfags BTFO!
>LITERAL autism.
>Go back to Reddit with that plotline.
>That character is shit, scrap it.
>Needs more of my waifu.
>Your waifu is shit it needs more of MY waifu.
>This artist is shit hire a new storyboarder.
>This artist doesn't cater to my fetish enough.
>Good because your fetish is shit :^).
>Don't insert your political opinions, insert MY political opinions!
>Go back to /pol/ with those political opinions.
>Says the Redditor.

The end result would be almost exactly this; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oe49Y861zDs

"Pepe & Wojak"

created by /r9k/

>>77499413
So...the Big Bang Theory?
[Laughter intensifies]

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>>77499770
Honestly pretty accurate

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>>77501206
That include /CO/

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Greg stars as a breakout character!

>>77501817
Richfag bitch!

>>77502014
It's scrapper.

>>77500387
Fuck man I don't know why this killed me.

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>it's a Hiroshima tries to speak English episode

>>77503543
This needs an update.

>>77499407
>hey gois an hero time

fixd

>>77503543
Thats so old anon, it not longer applies.

>>77503543
of course /g/ and /co/ are roommates.

>>77503543
So would it be a boarding house?

>>77500692
It took you that long? IMO, it's been dead since they killed Snacks

>>77503708
Carlos!

>>77500565
FUCKING KEK

Will it have lore?

>>77500874
Ooh, I've seen this one. In the climax, /k/ comes out of nowhere and also screams about the happening before turning /r9k/ into Swiss cheese.

No, /pol/ does not survive. /pol/ was executed by /k/ by nugget firing squad

>>77501242
>on a very special episode of 4chan the animated series we tackle the hot button issue of substance abuse and why it's going to kill you

SON HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN ON REDDIT, WE RAISED YOU BETTER THAN THIS

I LEARNED IT FROM WATCHING YOU OKAY

I LEARNED IT FROM WATCHING YOU

>/pol/ says nigger
>audience laughs
>credits roll
>ship has sunk

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>>77503672
Thats actually weird, they have nothing in common, /g/ is more close to /a/, /jp/ and even /v/ that any other board.

>>77501538
/trash/ would be the family pet

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>>77501963
>that /tg/

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This weeks special guest

Loli Spinelli

Tumblr gets a PSA on internet harassment.

>>77503607
/aco/ needs a house of her own since she doesn't live with the others

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>>77501963
Thats not how /v/ looks like

>>77503988
>penn with a dog's body

kek

"No way! I'm not doing it! There is absolutely no way you're gonna get me to hang out with /b/ again! Nope! Nada! Uh uh!"

>cut to /co/ knee deep in mutilated bodies of various ages and genders in a dimly lit room with his arms crossed looking miffed as /b/ runs by naked and masturbating and slaps a rageface sticker on his forehead

"I can't believe she got me to hang out with /b/ again!"

GOOD NEWS, GUYS! THEY CANCELLED TOMORROW'S PROM DUE TO BAD WEATHER

IT IS NOW BEING HELD TODAY

>>77504218

And we don't have a date!

Again!

>>77504238
Maybe you losers don't, but I asked my Mom!

She said she was going with someone else...

>>77499748
Return of long time favourite:

Snacks!

And moot ;_;

>>77504218
Bruh. I dare you to ask out /r9k/. It'd be hilarious!

>>77504207
>/b/ and /co/ used to hang out during the time they messed around with mlp related things
>/mlp/ finds out about their old friendship and wants them to hang out again
>/mlp/ somehow gets /co/ to hang out with /b/ again
Hilarity ensues

>>77504297

Gilbert Gottfried

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>>77504297
Rolling for The Dwayne

>>77504297
Michael Cera

>>77504297
Andy Daly

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>>77504297
Don't have much in term of actor pictures post randomly

Uh oh, it's our wacky neighbor /diy/!

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>>77504356
>yfw micheal cera is /fit/
also re-roll

>>77504262
Oh /r9k/!

>>77504365
re-roll

>>77504337

Rerolling

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>>77504297
Don Knotts

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Old Man Henderson is searching for his gnomes again.
How many are going to the ER this time?

>>77504297
Robin Williams post-August 2014.

>>77504297
Tyler Perry

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>>77504444

>>77504444
>Don Knotts is /r9k/

>>77504346
reroll

>>77501305
>/co/ and tumblr
>not /pol/ and tumblr

>>77504472
reroll

>>77504474
This, for /pol/

We gonna do that winter ball thing again this year?

>>77504512
Why not love triangle?

Oprah.

>>77504474
>>77504534
RE-ROLLAN, GIVE ME /POL/!

>>77502386
Too true.
Maybe one episode could be about the group trying to do a film project

>>77504520
reroll

>>77504555
OH, JOY

>>77504544
Excellent

And every other board is sick of them

>>77504566
>/v/ is dead robin williams
bueno

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>>77504555
>/pol/ is Oprah

>>77504297
Jaysus.

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>>77504555

00 - /co/
11 - /a/
22 - /tv/
33 - /b/
>44 - /r9k/ - Don Knotts
>55 - /pol/ - Oprah Winfrey
>66 - /v/ - Robin Williams.
77 - /fit/
88 - /k/
99 - /x/

>>77504297
Aidan Gillen

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>>77504555
Fantastic

Micheal Jackson

>>77504645
Jim Carrey!

>>77504297
Steve Blum.

Arnold Schwarzenegger.

>>77504699
>>77504700
Oh, good god.

>>77504645
Owen Wilson

>>77504645
Tom Kenny

>>77504700
Well, this is unexpected.

>>77504645
Betty White

>00 - /co/ - Arnold Schwarzenegger
11 - /a/
22 - /tv/
33 - /b/
>44 - /r9k/ - Don Knotts
>55 - /pol/ - Oprah Winfrey
>66 - /v/ - Robin Williams
77 - /fit/
88 - /k/
>99 - /x/ - Steve Blum

Jaden smith

>>77504645
Joseph Gordon Levitt

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>>77504700

>00 - /co/ - Arnold Schwarzenegger
11 - /a/
22 - /tv/
33 - /b/
>44 - /r9k/ - Don Knotts
>55 - /pol/ - Oprah Winfrey
>66 - /v/ - Robin Williams.
77 - /fit/
88 - /k/
>99 - /x/ - Steve Blum

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>>77504700

>>77504743
reroll

Tom Hardy

Jackie chan

>>77504777
WINRAR!

>>77504297
Shaq

Keanu reeves

>00 - /co/ - Arnold Schwarzenegger
11 - /a/
22 - /tv/
33 - /b/
>44 - /r9k/ - Don Knotts
>55 - /pol/ - Oprah Winfrey
>66 - /v/ - Robin Williams
>77 - /fit/ - Jackie Chan
88 - /k/
>99 - /x/ - Steve Blum

We're almost there!

Rinko Kikuchi

>>77504772
rerollllllll

Several small to medium sized dogs.

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>>77504356

>>77504297
larry david

>00 - /co/ - Arnold Schwarzenegger
11 - /a/
>22 - /tv/ - Rinko Kikuchi
33 - /b/
>44 - /r9k/ - Don Knotts
>55 - /pol/ - Oprah Winfrey
>66 - /v/ - Robin Williams
>77 - /fit/ - Jackie Chan
88 - /k/
>99 - /x/ - Steve Blum

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>>77504804
Aidan Gillen

>>77504836
ONE MORE TIME

Harrison Ford

>>77504850
reroll

>>77504645
Michael Richards

>>77504862
R LEE ERMEY

>>77504898
COME ON MANG LARRY FOR /a/

>>77501538
They've been working on a mascot for a while. She's either a chubby furry opossum lady who is a slob or a small horse with a trash can on her head. I can't post either of them here for obvious reasons.

>>77504862
Vin Diesel

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>>77504297

lets see what this gets

>>77504944
And you were so close.

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>>77504218
>asked /x/ to the problem
>she said yes
>/lgbt/ asked me to prom
>said yes so I don't hurt his feelings
I'm not even gay! And now I have two dates!!!
How do I even get myself into these whacky predicaments!?

>>77504944
kek, he can replace don halfway through the series

also >>77504923 reroll

>>77504915
REROLL!

Michael Brown

>>77504297
Daniel Radcliffe

>/co/'s various generals are argueing with eachother
>/co/ sets down his news paper and fatherly pipe
>"Children, please, you're all terrible in your own special way."

Orson welles (fat)

>>77504297
David Spade

>>77504970
one last reroll

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Satoru Iwata

>>77505063
YOU TRIED SO HAAARD
AND GOT SO FAAAR

>>77504297
Trump

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Patrick Stewart

pauly shore

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John Rhys-Davies

steven segal

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>>77504645
Aidan Gillen

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rolling for Michael Rosen

jemaine clement

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>>77503543
How would a modern room-mate layout be for the modern boards of 4chan, given that most of the rooms hold 2-3 people each? /co/ would probably be thrown in with the rest of the FLGS group with /tg/ and /m/. /toy/ would sit out because no girls allowed. There's also the obvious ones like /sp/ and /asp/, /i/ and /ic/, /s4s/ and /mlp/, but who else would work together?

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Eartha Kitt

I can't stop thinking about Don knots going "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

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>>77504297
Jack

>>77504836
please

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Jim Cummings as Christopher Robin

>>77505201
/pol/ /k/ and /x/ go together.

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Marina Sirtis

>>77505211
>Don knots going "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
Damn it, Anon.

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Colm Meaney

>>77504645

I guess, I am /b/

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>>77504862
Unabomber for /k/

>>77504297
Greg gets /toy/

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I need to become the cancer!

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Whoopi Goldberg

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Dom Deluise

>>77505201
/tv/ and /b/ could live in /trash/'s house.

>>77499954
until /pol/ and /k/ killed them all in a fit of rage

Did anybody in this GODDAMN thread got dubs?

>>77505400
You did,champ.

>>77504645
Leonardo DiCaprio

>>77505400
Apparently.

Nicolas Cage

>>77505211
Fuck I totally wasted those dubs.. I'm sorry.

>>77505400


Man, I wish I got dubs like you

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>>77504297

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>>77499427
>going to prom
>it's a normies episode

Keanu reeves

The show can be pretty nice, but why do they keep writing /pol/ into every scene? Does anyone even like that faggot? At least [s4s] has came into her own as a great comic relief character

>white character moves out and is replaced by a brown girl
>/pol/, /v/ and a somewhat naive and eager-to-please /co/ investigate what is clearly SJW pandering
>/co/ falls in love and reneges, intervening and fending off /v/ and /pol/

>/pol/ falls in love with /x/ for her conspiracy theories but walks out when he finds out that she participates in demon worship
>/x/ then forms a relationship with /d/ and later episodes refer to /pol/'s growing obsession with dickgirl-on-girl porn

>>77503993
I don't know where that blonde /tg/ came from but the brown haired Teej is the one that was used for the last Winter Ball

(took /vp/ as an older guardian, easily the cutest pairing)

>>77505552
the controversy helps boost the ratings.

>>77505324
reroll.

>>77499427
>the gang obsess over beating /mu/ at battle of the bands and train constantly
>it gets cancelled before anyone gets to play because /r9k/ shot up the school again

>>77499567
>/pol/ tries to exact his revenge but seeing /vp/'s childlike simplicity and autism makes /pol/ nostalgic for his lost youth

>>77505490
Rollo

>/r9k/ gets caught with a gun in his locker episode

>>77505552
>/s4s/ and /mlp/ are the goofy uncool kids who everyone shits on
>/s4s/ just says random crap all the time, and /mlp/ participates but always ends up making it sexual
>at the same time, they're the only ones who have any fun and aren't total cynical assholes

>Today, in a very special episode.
>/sp/ can't play on the big game because he's tested positive on a steroid test.

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>>77505691
>/mlp/ gets censored every time they're on screen like Mohammed in South Park

>>77499390
A good thread turned into shit by dumb /b/ roll shit.
>>>/trash/

>>77505700
>"Damn it, /fit/, you told me these were cool!"

>>77505759
Booooo you suck booooooooo

>/pol/ starts building a wall in the middle of the street
>yells at all the mexicans who try to get around it

>>77505759
That's an episode right there.

>after a misunderstanding about pokemon training, /fit/ challenges /vp/ to a fight, despite /vp/ being a child and /fit/ being an adult
>/asp/ attempts to train /vp/ in martial arts, but it doesn't go well and /vp/ tries to avoid the fight
>eventually /vp/ gathers the courage to fight /fit/, and wins after /fit/'s underdeveloped legs give way to his hulking upper body

>>77505757
nah just the eyes get blurred and after the credits it's implied that the actress playing /mlp/ was later arrested in a Bill Cosby-style case

>>77505897
After-credits scene show /an/ crying and lamenting that now the horses will have to be put down.

>>77505759
>>77505865
>/b/ starts introducing people to a practice called 'rolling', which takes the whole town by storm except /co/
>everyone decides to roll dice before making a decision
>in the end, /co/ decides that 'if you can't beat them, join them' and decides to start rolling himself
>he's too late, rolling is no longer cool
>/fa/ did a roll to decide whether or not rolling was cool long before /co/ bought his own dice, and now /co/, /s4s/ and /mlp/ are the only people still doing it

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>it's a Halloween episode
>a wacky situation arises when everyone shows up to the party wearing Bane costumes

>>77506012
>/an/ and /aco/ both show up as the front of half of the horse costume

>>77506012
>/ic/ talks shit about /a/ believing it's /co/
>it was /a/ the entire time
>/a/ seeks it's revenge by shitting on the floor and claiming it was /ic/
>nobody believes him

>>77506008
During the whole episode, /tg/ sits in the background, staring at everyone with disgust.

>>77506012
>/tv/ visits each board individually to tell them that he's going to go to the party dressed as Bane
>they all individually tell him that that's a stupid idea and that the film came out ages ago
>/tv/ changes his mind and comes in a different costume
>it turns out that everyone just wanted the costume for themself, and everyone is dressed as Bane
>each board's costume is slightly different, for example /fa/ is a fuccboi Bane

>>77502642
Expected the /co/ into /pol/ reveal, but this is a better edit by far.

r9k kills Moe this season trust me my dad works for hiro

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>yet another "/b/ or /pol/ gets involved with something it has no business in and ends up getting the whole house in trouble" episode
Will those two ever learn?

>>77503607
I would rather not see a modern 4chan try to attempt that.
Most anything old that tries to be redone just turns cancerous.

>>77499390
Why did they kill off Moot? His story was just getting good.

And I really don't feel this new Hiroyuki guy. I mean it just feels too soon.

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>>77499503

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>>77506494
>it's a "some college kid shoots up a school and the whole house gets blamed for it for some reason" episode

>>77502545
Some guy in front of the Louvre with a bunch of lit fireworks yelling Allahu Akbar as a cynical practical joke?

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>it's a /b/ trolls the world episode

>/x/ tells /k/ about a spooky mansion she found
>/k/ just shrugs it off as just another crazy ghost story, despite having a few himself
>/x/ is determined to prove she's not lying so they go visit the mansion for one night
>midnight comes around
>"See, /x/? This mansion isn't haunted! It's just another made up fairy tale of your's, like skin walkers or g-g-g-G-G-G-GHOSTS!!!!"
>AND A GHOST APPEARS BEFORE THEM!
>"Ooooyyy veeeey, you goys must leeeeave, so says I, Mort Ghoulberg!"
>the ghost chases /x/ and /k/ through the mansion in a Scooby-esque montage
>/x/ trips and Ghoulberg trips over her, revealing none other than /pol/!
>"/pol/! Why were you trying to scare us!?" says /k/
>/pol/ sheepishly kicks at the ground
>"I just wanted everyone to hate the Jews like I do..."
>"Oh, /pol/... Come on, let's go get some ice cream." Says /k/
>"R-really?" says /pol/
>"Of course! Ju-Wish is our command!"
>all three laugh
>stage freeze
>roll credits

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>>77506750

>/trash/ just got here and everyone already hates him.
>Also, WWE is conflicted after being separated from /sp/ and forced to room with /asp/

Seems like a good episode.

>>77506992
>What, you thought it was real just because I'm Muslim, you racists?
Four Lions was fucking great.

So what's your favorite episode?

For comedy, probably my favorite was when /trv/ came back from a trip to Hawaii and /pol/ thinks their new tan is SJW pandering.

>>77506008
/lgbt/ rolls to decide whether he should transition

>>77499427
>/int/ is the emcee for Battle of the Bands and talks shit about whoever comes on stage
>/x/ is first and is a duo consisting of a theremin and waterphone
>/ck/ comes on and just bangs on some pots
>/k/ plays a song by shooting different caliber guns and bullets
>/sci/ attempts to play a song that they constructed to be the most pleasing experience to human ears, but is cut-off halfway through when /fit/ breaks their instruments (secretly /fit/ is just trying to get /sci/'s attention)
>/mu/ finally comes on and plays a five piece set consisting of Swans, Death Grips, Animal Collective, My Bloody Valentine and The Beach Boys, somehow stretching every song to be at least 20 minutes long.
>/co/ finally comes up after /mu/'s last 15 minutes of improv instrumental is finished
>plays Sweet Victory
>it's gets a huge applause but still can't beat /mu/
>However the /mu/ band begins arguing with each other about who was the best performer
>they grab /k/'s "instruments" and have a shoot-off
>all of them die, making /co/ the winner

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>>77506749
>everyone (except /b/, who is out on a date tonight) is watching tv
>a news report about a school shooter named "Ted Donaldson" is on
>at that moment, /b/ comes in through the front door with a mysterious stranger
>"Everyone, I'd like you to meet my new boyfriend, introduce yourself, Teddy!"
Oh, /b/ and your whacky antics!

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>/co/ and /mlp/ start smoking cigarettes
Oh boy! An after school special!
Thanks, Reagan!

>>77507269
>their more appalled /b/ is dating a man than a school shooter

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>>77507401
>/b/ lectures everyone on "feminine penises" and "It's not gay if balls don't touch/there's no eye contact"
>/lgbt/ and /pol/ give each other a smug glance as if to say "Is he serious?"

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>>77507568
>/fit/ is already planning how he's gonna watch them do it without being caught.

How long do you think this Pillow Fort arc will last.
How's it going to play out?

>halloween episode
>/tv/ wakes up to go to the bathroom
>looks in mirror everything's normal
>bends over to wash face
>looks back in mirror and is reddit
>screams in terror and breaks the mirror

also some dumb subplot about /b/ thinking he's a were-diaper or some shit

>>77507751
It's eventually gonna be everybody versus /diy/, who managed to create a small city (complete with a fully working public transport system) out of pillows. I'd give it a few more episode and then after that a lot of nods and references to it in the future.

>>77500973
Fun Fact: An ad for one of the Back to the Future movies is on the back of that magazine

>School is having a fundraiser and everyone sells cakes pastries
>/fit/ makes high-protein bars that taste like sawdust
>/a/ and /j/ make an assortment of funny looking Japanese candies that don't actually taste too good.
>/b/ makes a mudpie
>/mlp/ is disqualified for using horse semen as frosting
>In the end, the school only makes money out of /ck/'s cakes.

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>>77507773
>Halloween episode
>/tv/ dresses up as CIA guy
Just like last year...
And the year before that...
And the year before that...
>takes it way too far this time
>now it's almost Thanksgiving
>/tv/ still hasn't taken off the costume or even removed his hands from his pants
>has to ask for help from /lgbt/, /b/ and /pol/ on that one special occasion, to remove his pants so he can use the bathroom
>the house has to stage an intervention
>/tv/ interrupts every other sentence to say "For you", "big guy", "no survivors", etc.
>everyone gives up on it and goes to their rooms
>/tv/, upset that he made everyone mad, does the same
>come downstairs the next morning, showered and wearing different clothes
>apologizes to everyone, then starts on eating breakfast
>/co/ chimes in "You know, /tv/, sometimes you can be a pretty sensible guy."
>/tv/ lifts his head from his breakfast, gives a slight smile, then goes on eating his cereal in silence
Too bad they had to maintain that goddamn status quo and /tv/ went right back to Baneposting the next episode.

>>77504862
Richard Dawkins

>>77505552
/pol/ blatant racism and sexism can be very useful

He'd be the guy that always loses for comedic effect
>/pol/ is always right
>turns out he's wrong

>>77506074
>hilarity ensues when /aco/ takes the back side of the costume and constantly teases /an/s cock

>>77508556
"/aco/... Is... Is that a horse dildo between your legs? Where in the Hell do you get a dildo shaped like a horse's dick?"
>/b/ looks left and right nervously

So, Let me get this straight.

/his/ is baiting atheist that like to making fun of history.
/aco/ is western /d/ and video games porn and adult comic put together.
/trash/ is /trash/.
/asp/ is now into wrestling.

>>77499390
Why'd that nerd /r9k/ tell us not to come to school tomorrow? That's when we've got finals.

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Remember the episode that /mu/ bombed the Boston Marathon?

>>77499390
>each board is a character
>/b/ is just a hobo who appears in the background taking a piss sometimes

>>77503244
Literally who

>>77509239
>sometimes

>>77499503
Huh.

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>>77506150

>>77509444
>444
>222
>6666
You did well.

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They're going to end up making /v/ something that doesn't look like pic related.

>>77509610
it'll confuse first timers

>how come everyone looks like normal human beings but there's this one round handed cartoon guy being angry walking around?

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>>77499390
Hey guys.
Guys.
Guys, I got it.
Guys, listen.
No Guys, listen Guys.
I go it. I know what it needs. Wolverine has to walk around in the background every so often. He's gotta be everywhere and anytime anyone picks up the phone ... it's Deadpool hotline.

>>77509705
Better newfags getting confused than us having some cringy "rager" gamer.

>that subplot where /pol/ and /tv/ delve into magic and manage to completely BTFO /x/ and be way more successful than him
Man, how do you guys think it will end? Will /x/ ever get their magic back or will /pol/ and /tv/ keep blowing him the fuck out

>>77509910
>him
HOLY
FUCK
>>>/out/

>>77510016
Would we ever see /out/?

>>77510054
>/out/ occasionally appears as a background character in outdoor scenes, usually just walking around or something.

>>77510016
>implying I wasnt referring to that one episode where he tries to counter Ebola-chan and ends up swapping genders
Step up senpai

>>77510054
In segue cuts whenever the gang goes outside the house. /out/ is just hanging around outside doing something different each time

who would be the main character /b/ /v/ or /a/

>>77510188
Hiro as he adjusts to his new life as the landlord after mootikins sells it

>>77509910
One of the long running jokes is that despite /x/ being paranormal she can't be summon or create shit and any other board that has nothing to do with paranormal can

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>>77509444
>>77509610

I like this.

>>77510188
There wouldn't be a main character; it would be a series of loose plotlines each concerning a few boards at a time.

There'd be an episode where /v/, /co/, and /a/ all have a hissy fit with tumblr characters. Another episode is /r9k/ trying to fit in with the other boards and spilling spaghetti everywhere.

>>77510054
The house talks about /out/ like hes some weird outcast, every board has their own horrible interpretation of what he's like
>/x/ says /out/ is a skin walker
>/pol/ thinks it's a Jew
>/co/ thinks it's the bastard love child of tumblr and reddit (which coincidentally are 4chan's neighbors)
In one episode a board is casted out to live with /out/ and it turns out he's just a normal guy with an active social life, a wife and regular hobbies who is baffled by 4chan's antics.
>Wait you guys spend all day bitching about that Teen Titans cartoon? Isn't that for kids?
>Why does a guy play so many video games just to hate them?
>"The Jews"? My best friend is Jewish and he's a great guy.
>The Dark Knight Rises? Yea, it's pretty good, you guys ever talk about it?

>>77510235
Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
I'm from Japan
And I'll tell you how I became the king of a site called 4chan

>>77508751
/asp/ was always the board for wrestling, it's just more official now.
But the rest of it seems right.
Really wish /aco/ didn't turn into /d/ 2.0 though.

>Read this thread.
>Take a trip around the boards
>Get to [s4s]

... Why? What? How?! If they deleted this board, would anyone care?

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>>77510496

So, There going to be episode of /asp/ coming out as a wrestler.

>>77510411
>/x/ says to /pol/ she thinks /out/ is a skinwalker
>/pol/ leaves to find a credible source on skinwalkers
>comes back with this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIwL_uvSAgg
>yells at /out/ to go back to the reservation

>>77510407
fine then who will it focus on the most

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>>77510668
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ensemble_cast

>>77510543
>deleting the nicest board

I think we'd care a lot

>>77508847
I laughed at this

>>77506959
Pretty good.

I'd like to think the slow boards like /i/, /po/, /trv/, etc. would be very minor characters in the show and would eventually have an episode about them and it would be completely normal and nothing like the craziness that a typical episode is.

>>77510411
>Why does a guy play so many video games just to hate them?
/v/ plays video games?

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>>77511801
The abundance of the character would have to relate to the board's popularity.
Lemme use Futurama as an example.
>/b/ would be Fry, the main character
>/co/, /v/, /a/, etc. would be Leela and Bender, main characters, but not THE main character
>/x/, /fit/, /k/, /pol/, /mlp/, etc. would be Amy, Zoidberg and Hermes, they're not in every episode, but a good chunk of them, sometimes they even have an episode solely about them
>other boards, /g/, /s4s/, /vg/ etc. would be Calculon, Flexo, Donbot, basically background characters with their own centric episodes.

>>77512549
Nah I see /b/ as a side character, but the most popular to the fans. The main character should be a relative straight man or new figure so the viewer can experience the world through his/her eyes.

>>77506959
>Jewish is my command
Kek


Someone needs to put these episode ideas into a pastebin

>>77512716
> The main character should be a relative straight man or new figure so the viewer can experience the world through his/her eyes.
so hiro?

>>77499390
>/int/ dresses as a different country each day, adopting their accent and biases and no-one knows where he actually comes from

or

>/int/ is a constant nervous wreck like Tweak due to all the conflicting voices in his head
>argh I hate British things! LAS MALVINAS! S-sorry old chap tiddlybong, F-falklands tea and biscuits BORN IN THE USA

>>77512767
Yeah I think that'd be best. He could be the caretaker alongside his pet dog, Janitor. Kinda like Foster's home only in a halfway home or something

>>77512801
The Israel/Palestine episode would be a doozy.

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>>77503543

4chan Apartments.

I going to to make that shit.

>>77504265
>Moot is the ex-principle

If the entirety of 4chan actually did get put into a huge house together in real life what do think would actually happen? How long until everyone in it is dead or covered in filth?

>>77513115

Everybody will fight/play video games/fuck eachother/getting high as hell.

>>77513115

Ends in bloodshed.

>>77513115
lots of fucking, lots of vidya
we're talking about thousands of people, so people would split into loose tribes pretty fast i think. a power structure of creators would emerge pretty fast, i think, since a lot of 4chan doesn't create.

>>77513234
Most of us would try to kill you first.

>>77513239
The site is pretty much already separated into tribes as it is. We would just be settling into our familiar order in an unfamiliar environment

I mean, all of us have been all over the site, but most of us have a home board where we spend most of our time, right? Our "tribe" if you will.

>>77512767
I wonder how that poor bastard reacted when endless memes were flung at him during his Q & A session. Some of that shit must seem pretty insulting if you're not in on the joke.

That's why I think that it's best if the owner of the site is an anon. At the end of the day, moot was just another faggot like us. He could tell the difference between memes and actual insults. Not so with the new guy. You could tell he was pretty bewildered.

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>>77513477
I like him.

>>77513477
how did it go again?
>don't you think it's a little insensitive that your parents named you Hiroshima Nagasaki?

>>77513399

I can't wait to be leader of /co/ tribe.

>>77513259

This is true.

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>>77513527
The eternal burden of being a namefag.

>>77513520
this nigga is 2sugoi

>>77513477
The guy founded fucking 2channel, he's no stranger to being insulted on the internet.

>>77513520
I know this image was made to insult him and show he doesn't know what he's doing but it honestly just made me love him even more.

>>77513629
nah, i think the image was made with the same mindset that you have

>>77513653
>they can ruin the site but not you
I felt warm inside.

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>>77513520
So what's the go-to name for Hiroyuki? Like Poole had moot, what do you guys like to call Hiro?

Personally I prefer mootwo.

>>77513477
I remember a post showing Hiro being okay with being called Hiroshima Nagasaki

>>77513772
The go to name is just Hiro.

>>77513772
mook works too

>>77513234
Eh, you say that, but consider the reason we're on 4chan in the first place.
Bored, shitty social skills, wanting to talk to others about things we like or hate, I'm projecting in case you haven't noticed.
We act like this because we don't see each other in real life, under the guise of anonymity. Take that away and you'd basically have a comicon with significantly more autists, passive aggressive assholes, with a few future school shooters peppered in.

thinking about it, would /out/ hang out with /soc/ at all or would the latter be like an outcast even by the house's standards?

moot should be the deadbeat neglectful dad

>>77513962

He just went out to buy cigarettes!

He'll be back any minute now!

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>>77513772
I like it.

>>77513925
don't think /soc/ would be outcast, though i do think that /out/ and /fit/ and /soc/ might tend to hang around each other.

outcasts would probably just be /mlp/ and old /r9k/ i think. though maybe a lot more anon are closet ponies than i think, and maybe post-robot /r9k/ isn't as bad. i haven't kept up on it.