>tfw you realize Questionable Content is good again
>QC has ever been good
>QC will ever improve
op's premise is nonsensical. thread serves no purpose.
I'm always amazed at how non-trans Claire looks. I have never in my life seen a trans person that looks like a real woman, aside from trap threads that represent maybe half a percent of trans people.
>this is what Claire would actually look like
coincidentally, it is also what her creator basically looks like
>We're honestly meant to believe this large woman in shit cosplay is a android
At least the small one is MEANT to look human.
Actually, this is what the real Claire would probably look like-- looks like Handstab McFagnuts based her on some fucked-up idealistic idea of his ex-wife, except with a penis.
isn't that why he's coming back to america for "ear surgery"?
DO YOU WANT THE JAPANESE TO BE IN CHARGE OF ASS?
its pretty telling that even this heinous bitch couldn't put up with hacks for 10k a month
idk, she started hormones when she was 18 and she's 24 now, so unlike the trans people you see day to day, she probably never really finished male puberty.
she also has a few pretty clear tells: her thin lips, adams apple, and wide shoulders. The one weird thing is that she's like 5'5", but so is her brother
>I have never in my life seen a trans person that looks like a real woman
Good trans you can't tell. Even their gynecologist can't tell. For this reason there's no scientific census on how many trans there are in the world. It could be as high as 20% of the population and you'd never know.
Story time; I once met someone at a local bar years ago. She seemed cool and we exchanged numbers. When I thought we might get into something beyond friends, she revealed that she was formally a man. I literally had no clue that she was. All of the "signs to look for" that people say exist on trans were not there.
Allison was an interesting person. Accepted a job offer on the East coast a few weeks later.
And yes /co/, she was pre-op and still into women. So no dicks touching, sadly.
>About to endure more of the worst character Jeph has made lately.
It's Amazing how a warbot backstory DOESN'T interest me. her introduction so far gave me a horrible horrible opinion about her character, sad backstory and everything.
>People still compare her to Garnet.
I must be dumb but I still don't see the comparison.
Even in it's huge tumblr influence, Garnet isn't a disgruntled jerkass character with a somber backstory (which is basically all "Garnetbot" here is).
10k/month is nothing to someone who didn't "earn" that money themselves, but lives off of the person making the money like a parasite who thinks it just appears as if by "magic" so they can buy shoes or furniture and other worthless shit and pack-rat that shit like National Geographic was making a documentary about them.
Think of those "housewives of X" people-- they're good at spending other people's money, but really don't have an appreciation for the person that supplies them with said money, and they think it's just a matter of either trading up for some other money supply source or "putting it out there" like they just read "The Secret."
Not defending that tumblr fellating hand-stabbing tranny fucker, just saying that at a certain point, she realized she could get half of that without even having to give him the obligation handjob or even pretending that she couldn't stand the sight of him while keeping options open to "trading up," although judging from that picture of her, she definitely killed the fucking golden goose, sort of.
Considering that she still "earns" whatever she still gets as his manager, or whatever, if that's still a thing. Haven't followed the saga of Jeff Jackoff for about a year or so, save for the /co/ edits of his shit.
Some of that stuff's pure gold.
People who start transitioning before puberty, especially before the natural period of puberty (meaning they don't need to suppress their hormones) are usually pretty much impossible to distinguish from natural men/women other than their genitals looking sort of off.
Claire was supposed to have transitioned after high school though, so her bone structure should be all fucked up and she should have masculine features. Unless she got a shitload of very invasive cosmetic surgeries, she literally could not look the way she does.
Don't ruin the tranny-fucker's fantasy.
Or maybe they're pre-op and really think that surgical-mutilation-tier conversion operations available at our current level of technology will solve their deep-seated identity issues.
Not saying sex-change is necessarily bad, I just don't think the medical technology is up for it yet.
I mean, if they get to the point where they can clone you a female body with some sort of genetic manipulation and do a feasible brain transplant or brain-pattern transfer that actually transfers whatever sort of bio-electric impulses that constitutes your identity and being into a new, gender-switched clone body, then by all means, go for it.
But today, in present day, it's just really fucking bad, aesthetically.
Like bad porn-star plastic surgery disaster bad.
where did all the drawfriends and editors go lately? this place is deader than the nerve endings in Stabby's hands
This is what happens, people.
You read this garbage for so long you forget what actual quality is.
>Even their gynecologist can't tell
You're telling me a doctor that is an expert in female reproductive organs can't tell if a person has never had reproductive organs? In what universe?
Smug anime girls are the only way for me to convey my great disappointment in anyone who reads QC.
I can't speak for how these designs would translate to real life, but as far as the art style goes: isn't she just identical to Clinton, but with longer hair, boobs, and girl clothes? The same way Marten and Dora look incredibly similar? The way there's all this sameface going on in this comic I really don't know what the differences are between boys and girls here, but then maybe I don't have an eye for this sort of thing.
Someone should be asking these kinds of questions but Ted was probably as close as we're going to get.
She had to come out to Marten so presumably she's passing, which would be very unlikely in reality.
Doesn't this shit take place in the future or an advanced parallel universe or something though? Maybe they've mastered tranny surgery.
HRT for at least six years with genetics that predispose her to looking feminine going by how Clinton looks. I'd assume that most people think she's a slightly masculine looking woman.
The most probable answer is that there is no conflict in QC, and Jeph would never have a character note that a trans person is anything less than 100% woman.
Common guys, it's just QC.
Do you really expect any realism?
Four poses between 2 characters and nothing but dialogue.
Would be a good time to use a flashback for a panel or something.
I will give him some small credit. He almost had good dialogue with Momo's last line. But then he followed up with Bubble's confirmation.
Its still better than anything Jeff has put out in years.
Just get to the fucking flashback panel of her ethnically cleansing shit already Jeff you fucking hack.
it's possible that they scar/heal in such a way that no they're not. If it's been 8-10 years there's only about a 30% chance that you can reverse it, but within 3 years it's over 50%
Now whenever I read fiction about AIs, it usually is about how being a non-biological entity that can infinitly create perfect copies of itself in a robotic body influences their outlook.
Though honestly, most writers don't go that far and propose that sentinent AI has a magical spark of life that's more than the sum of its parts and is non-reproducable.
I'm used to his terrible, bland art by now but the fact that he did a "stop giving me that face" joke without a beat panel really bugs me.
>That's the one that made him get a vasectomy then left him, right?
She also took the dog when she left him.
All Jeph has now is his harem animes.
>A doctor has no way to differentiate between genders
>A doctor has no way to determine if someone is a trans-woman or not
Assuming that a tranny can somehow "trick" a doctor into believing that they are a woman...
A simple blood test will prove that a tranny is a man.
P.S. Good luck covering up that X/Y chromosome.
Everybody, post your best kebab removal images
>Good trans you can't tell. Even their gynecologist can't tell
P.P.S. Apparently you also think that trannies can hide their prostates from Doctors.
>there's no scientific census on how many trans there are in the world. It could be as high as 20%
>1 in 5 people are transgender
This is what tumblr actual believes.
>We don't know how many trannies are in the world...so let's assume that there are a lot them.
You know that this is an argument from ignorance, right?
there arent specifically made AI soldiers? regular AI just sign up like regular citizens? what the fuck
do they go through boot camp and training or are they just given new bodies and shipped off to combat? this is so retarded
I know that you're "a'vin a giggle mate".
It's still funny (and scary) that so many sjws believe that spouting jargon like "transphobic" and "check yer privilege" someone trumps science, logic, rationality, and facts.
>she realized she could get half of that without even having to give him the obligation handjob or even pretending that she couldn't stand the sight of him while keeping options open to "trading up,
That may be true.
However I believe that it's more likely that his wife just couldn't stand living with that sad sack anymore.
I mean look at this guy.
I couldn't stand being around this guy for five minutes.
This one irks me for some reason, because the artist of this guest comic was doing fine until coming into contact with Edward Scissorpalms. I swear Jacques has some kind of contagious straw man disease, or radiates a field of mental regression.
You guys really don't believe that electrolysis is a thing?
Or that make-up is a thing?
>There is STILL no edit that shows a sex change procedure
How can someone draw for so many years and just.. not.
i've been learning to draw for the past month or so and while i'm still terrible i just.. what if i end up like this hack only being able to draw at that kind of level forever no matter how much i draw?
I feel like it saps all my determination.
>Good trans you can't tell. Even their gynecologist can't tell.
1.- People actually believe this
2. Why would a transfag go to the gynecologist?
Any problem they could have would fall under the urologist or a proctologist.
>what if i end up like this hack only being able to draw at that kind of level forever no matter how much i draw?
Doesn't seem likely...
1.) You are aware of your lack of skill
2.) You have the desire to improve your skills
Therefore you possess qualities that Jeph Jacques lacks.
Jeph obviously doesn't give a shit about his comic, much less his skill in drawing.
He earns $10,000 a month, for shitting out a 1-hour comic turd once day.
Jeph has no incentive to better himself.
He certainly doesn't have any desire to improve just for the sake of being a better artist.
Keep working on your drawing and as long as you address your flaws you will improve.
Is it bad that I find it really funny when someone just gets rolled over like that? I'd love to pressure someone into self-mutilation and then leave them with nothing. If only he didn't still have 10k a month.
>gg still doesn't question why a diehard conservative that was calling gamers sociopathic beta losers literally months prior would suddenly be in their corner against "muh essjaydubyas"
It doesn't matter when it ends faggot, it matters when it starts. By the time a man is 18, unless he's naturally got an incredibly feminine body, its too late to transition and pass. The entire structure of the body has changed by that point. You'd end up looking like a transvestite.
A for effort and all, but you guys are trying way too hard to stir up some excitement in this landfill of boredom and monotony.
Fuck, I'm gonna try and whip up some original content. Nothing else to do anyway...
>I read all of Marten's lines in Goku's voice from DBZ Abridged.
FUCK NOW I AM TOO
DAMN YOU GOKUUUUUU
Wait, I'm so confused. There are robots in this world and they're designed with no specific function and/or they can just leave to do something else? Was she built with this body?
Why doesn't the army just have a legion of robots for them already without having any even needing to "sign up"?
Most robots seemed to come with some combat functions out of the factory and a robot only ends up with none if they're on parol for some crime or their "owners" deliberately and invasively deactivate the feature.
It's a very wierd universe that doesn't make too much sense, really.
Also a "stop giving me that face" joke usually involves a different expression. Her puppy dog face is almost exactly the same as the face she's making in the first panel but with a closed mouth and two extra eye sparkles.
>2. Why would a transfag go to the gynecologist?
Advanced mental illness. There was a MTF transsexual some years back who demanded a pap smear despite never having had a uterus because my rights and such.
>the odds of a man passing for a woman is about .1%
It's definitely higher than that. I've met a fair few transgirls at nightclubs and nearly half of them had picked up enough tricks that it was not at all obvious.
Only one transman that I know of though, and lots of people mistake him for a transgirl instead. Probably the booty shorts.
Why would a transwoman ever go to a gynecologist?
They don't have a vagina. It's still a dick, just one that's been turned inside out.
Wouldn't you see a urologist?
keep in mind you don't need to look like a 10/10 girl to pass. You can get by looking like an average or even weird girl, and most people still would have met a few girls more memorably uglier than you
Yes, but a transwoman's vagina isn't like a functioning vagina. It just aesthetically resembles one.
I guess you could go and make sure it looks like one, but that's about it.
Would it even be subjected to the same concerns? I mean, the climate of a transwoman's vagina can't be the same as a woman's
To be fair. He can't really try anything new or different or people will throw a shit fit. Remember that one strip where he tried something different art-wise with I think it was hanners and uh someone else but, people had a fit. Not only that he can't push anything in terms of writing cause the people giving him his 10k a month will throw a shit fit if he changes characters up. He's kinda writing himself in to a corner with the tranny. Marten can never leave her and she literally has to be the perfect person or it's the express train to handstabville for him.
>Select all images with trains
>Remember that one strip where he tried something different art-wise with I think it was hanners and uh someone else but
That's because it looked worse than his normal garbage.
Look at shit
Well, he's got this other comic that everyone always forgets about because it's even shittier than QC. The one with whatshisname, the blue thing, you know, Not-Nightcrawler.
If Jam Jars was truly interested in trying new things, like exploring new story concepts or trying out new art styles and shit, he could do it with that comic, but as it turns out, it's even more dull than what we're used to seeing from him. The guy simply has no ambition. He's a shambling art-zombie held together by piercings and kept alive by arcane circle-jerk rituals.
So, is QC a canonical crossover with the Wotch?
come on man, you know that's not true. Look at some of the before/after albums that are floating around. The vast majority you can't tell, or could only tell if you were specifically looking for it-which most people arn't
That's pretty ass, but I can't tell if it's better or worse than QC as it is.
It looks like fucking Foamy the Squirrel
>There's every chance you've seen quite a few
Yes, because we all know there are about a jillion trannies around in the first place.
*Realistically*, the only trannies he's ever seen are the ones he clocked, unless he lives in the Mission district.
>MFW Jeph finally includes a veteran character and it's a fucking robot
>tfw a tranny has a bigger dick than me
the William's Institute currently estimates that .3% of the American population are transexuals
Census for 2014 was 318.9 million people.
So that adds up to just shy of a million transexuals in the USA, and probably more.
and I imagine most of them would be concentrated around cities known for being open minded and/or having lgbt community infrastructure, since the safest way to avoid being disowned by conservative parents is to get the hell away from them and find people willing to provide a 'soft landing' for you.
>>tfw you realize Questionable Content is good again
>>Questionable Content is good again
And so we come to to an end of this saga.
Nothing happened, nothing new was learned and we showed the Fire Nation that we believe in our beliefs as much as they believe in theirs.
That will be 10000$.
Christ on a cracker... I haven't really read the actual comic for a while, just /co/ bitching about it. I thought y'all were joking about the "storylines are resolved without ANY CONFLICT WHATSOEVER."
... I used to read this shit daily. I want to punch past-me.
it used to be just plain hit-or-miss humor where the 'drama' was just a vehicle for jokes that sometimes got a chuckle from you and it didn't pretend to have tension
could be worse, you could of seen it on /co/ a couple of times, think to yourself "maybe there is something to it", and read thousands of shitty comics within a couple of days only to realize people only discuss it to shit on it.
>I thought y'all were joking about the "storylines are resolved without ANY CONFLICT WHATSOEVER
If you read it at all, you'd realize that every single plot lines either go nowhere, or are resolved with zero conflict.
He writes using a basic three act story structure, but he decides to cut out the second act.
You know, the one where the most interesting stuff happens; the one where all the character evolution happens.
Average QC Story
>I'M MAD AT YOU!
>I'm so MAD at [Character]
>>>I'm sorry you're mad at [character_other]
>Me too, maybe I'm overreacting
>>>Maybe you are
>Maybe I am
>Listen, I'm sorry for being mad at you
>Can we be friends again
If you stuck your dick in a trans woman's vagina, you would not be able to tell the difference. That is the point. Yes, she can't reproduce as she has no uterus or ovaries, but her vagina would have the depth and feel of a natural born woman's vagina.
And no surgeon is going to "flip a dick inside out." I've been to health conferences about this shit, it's a complicated process that involves absolutely destroying the penis and the scrotum.
I think you should look closely at both. You would see differences in structure, color, texture, and moisture. You would be able to feel the difference in texture, and in some cases, hair.
Sorry buddy, but passing as a woman in a photograph ≠ passing in real life. Once you've met two decent mtfs in person, your transdar becomes fully calibrated.
Just because people aren't telling you they know, doesn't mean they don't know.
They've reduced video of people walking down to stick figures, and asked them to try to identify the genders and sexual orientation of them. People have been surprisingly accurate.
Oh, look, a news article today:
Skull shape, jaw line, five-o'clock-shadow, the broad soldiers, the narrow hips, the way she walks and talks, she must be a natural lady.
Clearly a dude, right?
As long as you have a webcomic dating back to 2005-ish, you have a loyal fanbase that will pay you 10000$ a month to draw mayonnaise.
Because one of the most powerful forces in the universe is inertia.
You know what pisses me off the most?
>Of course they don't just talk it out. That may be the realistic adult way, but it would be a pretty boring story, right?
>Of course they just talk it out. It's the adult thing to do, and it's realistic.
Use interchangeably to counter any criticism of any storyline.
you mean the best thing to happen ever?
> Momo's hand is covering firecrotch
> We'll never see her "Plug and Play" input device.
Marigold was supposed to be a slobbish fujoshit, and Tumblr naturally took that to mean hamplanet, despite Marigold never really being presented fat at all.
Then he stabbed himself, because he's insane.
>webcomic drawn by someone who stabbed his own hand when a bunch of tumblr whales got on his case
>panders to them with every new update so some fat turds on the internet will like him
can't believe i used to read this shit when i was a hipster shithead a few years ago
Theres alot about these "machines" that is fucking infuriating
This person here is trans. MtF, even. I find it hard to believe, but my boner doesn't care. God help me, I don't know what the fuck is going on.
Eh, it's generally easier to pass if you're a bit chunkier.
It's why FtM trannies are almost always passable, because it's easier to build up than to strip down.
I've always said that transpersons should just get fat.
If you're a dude who wants to look like a lady, just get kind of fat.
It works on two levels, because I can just say I don't want to fuck you because you're fat, instead of the fact that you're a weird false approximation of a woman.
I guess, but if they didn't straight up say that they were trans, I wouldn't have ever known. It's the face, man. She's a qt.
Bit thick in the wait, but that's to be expected. They still pull it off so well I just don't even know.
I'll never not be confused.
MtF. Besides, they seem pretty convincing, appearance-wise.
She's already convinced my dick. I myself am not sure how to deal with this. Feeling optimistic though.
I dunno. I think that impressions because of that pic's shit quality. In this one... I mean, it's not improbable; There might have been some alteration here and there, but it looks like their face was already pretty feminine to begin with.
Don't let it weigh you down. You've been at it a month, keep at it. Listen to criticism if it's offered constructively (less "THIS SUXXXX", more "The hands look way off. They have an extra joint each. Here's a good tutorial on ways to draw hands easily."), realize that you have room for improvement, and practice. Draw everything. People, objects, trees, animals, whatever. Don't lock yourself in to a particular 'style'. Styles are things you develop.
If you don't try to get better, you won't. Jeph, if you follow his twitter, puts out a comic in half the time he should, two, four hours. He's just rehearsing what he knows. He doesn't seem like somebody who is doing any life drawing on the side. That's probably as much as he draws.
If you want to be a good artist, go to /ic/ and get their beginner resources. Draw comics, but also draw a lot from life. In every drawing, push. Push to be better at something. You'll be better than him in 5 years.
Tsunderetaker on tumblr. Total turboslut and a fucking tease.
Do you really want to turn this shitty General into a smug off?
I don't think /co/ could handle such banter
>You will never hotglue both of those robot butts
Why must life be so cruel
>Hank is Claire. When she said she was trans, she didn't mean MtF but transhuman.
I know we're a bunch of fat dorks on the Internet judging a successful hack for his looks here, but seriously, how the fuck does he think that those piercings look good? How does he look in the mirror every day and say "Yeah, this is working great. I don't resemble a farm animal at all."
I got to get back to making edits. But the last few weeks just haven't been inspiring like before.
I think the problem with webcomic artists is the no negativity closed communities that form around them. When you see first big hit of a manga artist often the art style is pretty amateur in the begin but it develops and get to professional levels over time.
Human-robot interactions can address all the issues SJW claim to want to address without serving as a self insert fantasy for them or hurting anyone sensibilities for not being what they think they are.
I'd still tap that
And afterwards we'd pillow talk about how much better I was at fucking her than Jeph was
Who the fuck has hair inside the vag? From what I recall reading about it, the big difference is that it doesn't provide natural lubrication.
The real issue is in trying to make a dick, but they have vag surgery down pretty well.