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A boss fight is about to happen!
Ah, yes. It's time, ladies and gentlemen. Our proud eighteen nominees will now fight against...
The Emperor of Mankind and his Primarchs
>Heresy grows from idleness
You a psyker or something, Nonny?
Reminder that Theodore Roosevelt, Chuck Mangione, Garnet, Mr. DNA, Torquemada Coteaz, Roger from American Dad, Farrago, Rash, Tristan, Roy, Bobby Hill, Darkwarrior Duck, Johnny Elaine, Tamzen, Mojo Jojo, Red Guy, Going Merry, Whispy Woods, Fat Tony, Dr. Zalost, and Strife can return in season 6's main games.
And we start with a bloodbath...IN ROME
I'm not good with witty commentary. If anyone's up to snuff, feel free to add flavor text.
We should add a ski-trip that's invaded by Gauls arena event for Season 6
He did it. The absolute madman.
And with that, Mr. E, one of the first never evers, redeems himself.
Looks like fortune is in your favor, Roddor. Try not to squander it when Season 6 rolls around.
Alright, it's going to be quick anyways, don't want to be up too late tonight. In 6 minutes I'll call for 24 /co/ noms for a match on the High School template. 6 minutes guys.
Tweek Tweak (South Park)
John Wilkes Booth
Batman Brave and the Bold
Aelita from Code Lyoko
Captain Planet, "Captain Planet and the Planeteers"
Offseason winners so far:
Screwy Squirrel (titular)
Cotton Hill (King of the Hill)
Heffer Wolfe (Rocko’s Modern Life)
Lady Deadpool (Marve)
Pearl (Steven Universe)
Irmao do Jorel (Jorel’s Brother)
Whisky Jill (Bikini Cowboy)
Cool Ed (Ed, Edd n Eddy)
Arlo (The Good Dinosaur)
Shima Luan (Danger Dolan)
Red Soldier (TF2 comics)
Guy Incognito (The Simpsons)
Nicole Watterson (The Amazing World of Gumball)
Umbaran Forest (Star Wars)
Nice Itchy (The Simpsons)
Jorgen die Cactus (The Fairly OddParents)
Garnet (Steven Universe)
God (The Far Side)
Ikki (The Legend of Korra)
Green Arrow (DC)
42 (Kiwi Blitz)
Mr. E (Scooby Doo: Mystery Inc.)
Fix'd, but pointless anyways thanks to good ol' Omnidroid.
Das tha joke.
Kerub, everyone in this school is a fucking murderer.
The Oxford Dictionary is the tree branch of the High School template.
Yeah, I originally had the event as 3 people playing an MMORPG together and changed it to just one person but forgot to set the player number back to 1. Gonna fix that before tomorrow night.
There's always hope. Even for Omnidroid.
Life is a dance, and we are all just shaking it on the floor of reality until the club closes.
Joshua then had a very shameful fap and couldn't look her in the eye next day at school.
>Aresko was kicked out of his own team
Half of them remain Never Evers but only three of them get many nominations.
Looks like the cutest couples are cheating on eachother.
>tfw a third of that cast was yours
I was such a huge idiot back then.
The next one would probably be notable losers rather than strictly Never Evers. Either way, they'll still be The Fightin' Areskos.
What the hell? He's like twelve feet tall; how could they not see him?
He really looks like a cross between Jontron and Mr. Enter.
I'VE GOT IT ALL FIGURED O- [The writer of this post has been removed from his residence and placed in solitary confinement. Do not worry about his whereabouts.]
Would he still be allowed in the games?
I figured he wasn't going to be allowed anymore, since he's technically a puppet but he's from a live action show where the puppets are meant to be realistic. Otherwise you could nominate all kinds of movie/TV characters that are technically puppets.
CHOO CHOO ALL ABOARD THE KARMA TRAIN!
Calm your tits dude.
Tack and Talia are back to back badasses.
But now they must face eachother.
PLACE YOUR BETS.
There are no rules on what happens when /co/ mixes with /tv/. Lizze mcguire was allowed in and so has a velociraptor prop. I guess it's fine as long as we don't go overboard with it
The duo realized it had come down to just them.
Neither of them wanted to fight eachother.
They were battle brothers, forged in the fire of combat.
But they knew that it would come to this.
With their chins held high, and final words to one another, THEY CLASHED.
But only one remained standing.
I was hoping that you'd given her the Roddor kiss of death by saying that.
Still, both Thief and Cobbler characters got second place on their first outing, with one claiming a ridiculous Valhalla spot. I'm okay with this.
While we're in between matches, here's all of the Never Ever lineups.
The battle siblings both made Valhalla, I enjoyed this.
That's a wrap!
Thanks for having me /co/, I really need to host over here more often. Lord knows I overdo it on /hgs/.
>only four are still from the original cast
Okay guys, in solidarity with Paris, and in tribute to those who lost their lives in the horrific events this past Friday, I will be hosting a French characters match.
If this appears insensitive, I apologize, but please note that I only intend only to honor those killed, and not to offend anyone (And besides, several other anons wanted it). If it makes it any better, we are using the medieval template, so there are no fears of nominees being shot by automatic fire weapons, or killed in explosions.
In any case, I will be taking 36 tributes in 5 minutes at 2:55 EST. The characters can either be from French sources, like Lou! or Beautiful Darkness, or be French themselves.
Thank you for your understanding.
Micheal Jackson (Charlie Hebdo cartoon)
Moustachio from the Prince Biscuit commercials
French Lady, The End of the World
lion royalty- The Tale of the Fox
Melusine and Krapella, Melusine
She currently live in France as well as being originally made by a french person.
The Proumpfs, Les Kassos
Don't worry. If people can't deal with something like this they shouldn't be browsing 4chan, especially at this hours.
Crazy Old Not-Maurice (bootleg Beauty and the Beast film)
Kill Wolfhead, "Incal"
What nationality match is complete without a country?
Robotboy, titular (was produced by the french)
French Lilliputtians. Gravity Falls
Groundskeeper Willie teaching French. Simpsons
Sorry it took so long! Please check for errors, you magnifique bastards.
And our French tributes are back in Medieval France! But what good is a Hunger Games without a lot of cornucopia evasion?
See ya later. Gonna probably do the premade one after this game.
The French would rather stick around and help each other, than kill each other, it seems!
Thanks for posting; I completely forgot to put a theme song!
>Comes third in first match his been nominated in a while'
>Comes 2nd in Cats vs mice
>Jerry spares slowpoke from humiliation as he dies in the bloodbath instead of slowpoke.
RNG sure does hate him and jerry.
Moving on, we have several tributes making some moves. And oh, that Spy!
Someone is too tired to give a damn, and goddammit is making his move.
What good is a trip to medieval times without a good dose of BUBONIC PLAGUE?
>The low death toll thanks to all the arrowproof vests is balanced by the entire country of France dying
I would not trust that guy to protect me for a second
And he will forever be missed
My main qualm is that the event texts are a bit too long.
Relatively lethal day!
Well, there goes 1 of them!
Great JOB guys!
Yeah, I should get around to watching it soon.