Toonami General #4

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here comes best girl

Questions about the comic

1. Where the fuck were TOM and robot buds? Was it the jungle planet that they broadcasted on? Are they stuck there?
2. Why could The Intruder talk?

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>>77312237
best

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>>77312237
B E S T
E
S
T

El P is getting pretty fat

is he turning into killer mike 2.0?

this episode had less action than michiko & noaction

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Tonight's episode of Parasyte is a real heart breaker

1st for shit's gonna get real on Parasyte tonight

Take a shot every time:
-Toonami original content (promos, music videos, game reviews) finish
-One of the following commercials airs:
-Gamefly
-Blake Griffin (two if it's Gamefly)
-Trojan condoms
-Upcoming/current video game
-Any commercial you feel out of place airs
-Sexual Innuendo Hot Pockets
-Random upcoming genre movie
-AT&T Don't Text and Drive
-Sonic shakes
-Steve Blum Fast Food/theme restaurant

Parasyte
-Migi beatbox sounds play
-Drain 1/2 your drink when Migi is a dick
-Satomi says "Are you really Shinichi?"
-Somebody gets sliced up, two shots if they're eaten
-When the bass drops
-Shinichi has an existential crisis
-Shinichi spills his spaghetti
-Migi says he doesn't understand humans
-Shinichi questions if he's still human
-Kana says Shinichi is her true love or Knight
-Shinichi thinks about his mom

Michiko & Hatchin
-BEEEP
-Michiko is immature while Hatchin is the adult
-Michiko kicks a guy in the nuts
-Michiko pulls a gun on someone to hold them hostage
-Someone steals from Hatchin
-Someone gets slapped
-Michiko's bike breaks down/needs gas
-Character of the week shows up
-Jiggle physics

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>>77312246
>>77312257
Real best right here.
>>77312263
My nigga.

What is the thinking man's fap?

>>77312246
>>77312257
rev up that autism

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Actual best.

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>>77312234
Don't even joke about that.

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>>77312246
>>77312257
Shitposters at full force tonight

Now that AgK is over, post OPs of anime you could've watched instead

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTMe1vhUxh0

Can confirm that Battlefront is awesome.

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Sheev spin

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>Akame Ga Kill, killed him

>>77312246
>>77312257
>>77312263
How long were you desperately refreshing that F5 key, champ?

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You ready for Parasytes Stranger?

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"Akame ga Kill is full of edge!"
>"Too bad the characters are all dull!"
"DOHOHOHOHO!"

>>77312282
you better shape up you mexican, or else I'll use my trump card on you

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>he watching DBZ Kai since the start
>always thought weighted clothing was bunk
>google it
>find weighted clothing on amazon
>started out with little 5lb wrist and ankle bands
>lost 50 pounds over the past 8 or so months

So how has Toonami changed your life, /tg/?

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>>77312319

that last black jesus episode was actually pretty good

>>77312301
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atxYe-nOa9w

>>77312294
Thanks for the spoiler.

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Time for Parasyte!

that was some David Lynch claymation shit right there

>>77312294
needs a camel toe edit

>>77312305
I sort of miss these. it was a fun little distraction and a way to get a few drops of entertainment from the show.

>>77312319
okay that was legitimately clever

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time for parasyte

This won't be in the anime but look up Akame Ga Kill Meet Dog.

>>77312294
>There's like no good images of her with only the sleeve, chaps, and scarf on.

>African American God's son
Does anyone even like it?

so how about that app huh?

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>Parasyte
Oh boy! The most boring show ever is on!

You'd think Venom: The Anime would at least be slightly interesting, but no.

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Is someone gonna post a screencap or not?

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>>77312296
>Vic
>Not Jason Spisak

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is it THAT episode yet?

>Asian Drivers

>>77312332
I've looked at that picture a few times and never even noticed that. I'm sorry, anon.

Click it or ticket, you stupid fucking parasyte

>>77312335
Gee, Parasyte, you look kinda cool.

Is the lip syncing looking pretty bad to anyone else?

And that's why you wear your seatbelt.

ALWAYS WEAR YOUR SEATBELTS KIDS

>No trouble controlling the male

>>77312363
>all that jpeg

>>77312302
I've played it, and what I hoped for was Battlefront 2.0, but what I got was Battlefront 2 with some elements of the original Battlefront. The AT-AT is OP-OP.

>let me help you while I'm driving a car at full speed instead of slowing down

jesus christ

Now that's how you do a PSA.
Those Truth guys should take note.

lewd

great now we have transgender aliens now

god fucking dammit

>doesn't wear seat belt
>fucking gets rekt in a car crash
>oh hey, seat belts do matter

This some school special

AAAAAAAAAA

I am NEVER ready for this opening theme.
FUCKING OW.

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now that parasyte is on, When was the last time you told your mother you love her?

>>77312367
I'd kill for him to be TOM.

Lel.

Time for Edgesite

>>77312301
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jm7NbIeuD84

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>People still trying to turn Parasyte into the next SAO

>>77312367
>All these Proflogates watching this degeneracy SARAH

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Wait is this intial d or parasyte

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>That autotune

>>77312394
No worries.

>>77312394
funny thing about this actually, give it a few more minutes

Does anyone make those episode reaction compilation anymore? I miss those quite a bit.

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>>77312319

>>77312401
>implying all anime isn't edgy

>>77312395
later it will discover that smoking is bad for the host body

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WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT WEARING THAT SAFETY BELT?

DAMMIT, SONNY! THIS IS WHY THEY LAUGH AT YOU AT THE GYM!

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Remember kids. always wear your seatbelt
And cash that V-Card early. Now enjoy this radical dub step

>muh humans are the real parasytes

>>77312337
>I sort of miss these. it was a fun little distraction and a way to get a few drops of entertainment from the show.

I stopped doing them because people got mad that it was bringing the general down and they were annoying.

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He ded.

>>77312327
what? that's really bad for you don't do that

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>>77312279
>mfw
Burn him.

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>>77312399
Probably more than a decade but that's a loaded question cause I'm a shitty son.

Please don't tell me the anime goes full understanding to these monsters.

12:00 DBZ Kai 46 (of 159)(Ongoing series)
>Final Trump Card!?Goku's Ultimate Spirit Bomb!
12:30 Akame Ga Kill! 12 (of 24)
>Kill the New Recruits
1:00 Parasyte -the maxim- 5 (out of 24)
>Stranger
1:30 Michiko & Hatchin 18 (out of 22)
>Fool's Ballistic Samba
2:00 Naruto Shitpuden 88 (of ∞)(Ongoing series)
>Wind Style: Rasen Shuriken!
2:30 One Piece 322 (of ∞)(Ongoing series)
>Goodbye My Dear Underlings! Franky Departs!
3:00 Krill La Krill 5 (out of 24)
>Trigger
Week 181 of Toonami (can anyone confirm for me i think i mightve skipped a week)


INTRUDER 2 NOV 7 WITH TOONAMI COMIC

DBZ Kai: 113 more weeks
Akame Ga Kill!: 12 more weeks
Parasyte -the maxim-: 19 more weeks
Naruto Shippuden:--
Michiko & Hatchin: 4 more weeks
One Piece: --
Kill La Kill: 19 more weeks
>Ratings for 10/31 (Nielson doesnt do ratings for gained hour)
11:30 Akame Ga Kill 1,285,000
12:30 Akame Ga Kill 1,091,000
1:00a Akame Ga Kill 908,000
1:30a Akame Ga Kill 848,000
2:00a Akame Ga Kill 832,000
2:30a Akame Ga Kill 741,000
3:00a Akame Ga Kill 695,000

>>77312412
BEAT OF THE RISING SUN
BEAT OF THE RISING SUN

What if Sosuke Aizen was younger, had a wimpy personality and had a parasite for a hand?

So does this go all Devilman on him?

>this funky OST
Me likey

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>>77312394

>your brain is going through some kind of change
Is he turning into a less boring protagonist?

One: Nothing wrong with him.

GET SOME

THIS FUCKING RETARDS VOICE

>>77312301
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eW6sEkTGbUc

>>77312425

Damn, that's one impressive edit.

>>77312301
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4to1-4vaTU0

Is he ever going to use that mouth? If you know what I mean.

ONE
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

YOU LIKE THAT BITCH

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>>77312301
One of the most comfy OPs ever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MN_WgwEmRaw

>>77312433
It looks like a pair of queen ants.

YOU LIKE THAT BITCH?

>>77312452
Yeah he is, but he has to go through his edgy phase first.

well do you like it?

Oh look.

Worst girl.

>reminder this guy gets laid

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>GIT SUM
HAHAHAHAHAHA

Kana's voice is pretty alright

oh christ this annoying bitch, next few weeks will be a struggle

>not a ganguro

missed opportunity

worst girl

Why is everyone here a pervert who likes a gyaru?

>four eyes
>your boyfriend

who still says this

BEST GIRL HAS ARRIVED

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>>77312319

>>77312478
The MC?
Well yeah he deserves it later on. He turns fucking based

>>77312476
You mean best girl. Delinquent a best.

>>77312489

Generic angsty teen ruffians

>>77312395
>>77312422
>>77312424

STAND UP TO BULLIES KIDS

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He's gonna fuck them up later, isn't he?

It's not you or your brain that's changing, it's the fact that you have a fucking alien parasite inhabiting your arm and you don't know what to do about it around others
So don't worry too much about becoming a monster

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>tfw never got beat up in highschool

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>>77312399

Havent said it in. While

HER.

Don't get attached.

fight back fucker

>>77312502
Yes

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>>77312424
Sorry sir, I'm just a conflicted teenage boy

>>77312497
I don't like retarded girls, sorry.

This anime never explains why she can sense parasytes

What happened to the manliness from the park?

>>77312502
Yes

>>77312433
His arms look like ears of corn...

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>>77312501
Tell em TOM sent ya

I CAN SEE IT IN YOUR EYES

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>>77312319
ICE BURN.

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>>77312263
>>77312290
>>77312327
Mein negroes

>>77312483
The source manga is like 30 years old.

>>77312237
why did she freak out

>>77312507

Why would you want to be beaten?

>>77312524
Migi is asleep.

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>>77312507
Invisible bros where we at

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>DOPF

ehh I like the manga version of this scene better

>>77312301
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTvdrUPb0b4

>>77312436
Nope.

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A man with more balls than your chucklefuck of a boyfriend, that's what he is.

>>77312516
>reboot Dante
heh

>>77312524
he was up against little kids in the park

>>77312511
Don't remind me ;_;

Damn. Bretty interesting scifi in that scene.

>>77312521
Just a genetic abnormality. A sixth sense.

>>77312521
The manga does?

>teen Aizen will never take a beating for you

>>77312319
Now thats funny

>>77312524
He had Migi backing him up and his girl next to him

>>77312537
woah it is? I actually had no idea.

>>77312546
What happened?

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>Yo bruh you've got an eye in your eye

.... The hell was that shit?

This bitch can detect parasytes? Just when I thought this show couldn't get more annoying.

>>77312539
I think she saw Migi before

>>77312237
why does this anime remind me of those 80's horror mangos like the THIS IS MY HOLE! ITS MADE FOR ME

>glasses are perfectly fine

Bro crew attained

What the fuck happened to Shinichi's voice.

>>77312500
Who says ruffians?

>>77312537
They modernized the main chick.

>big cool guy hears about MC run in with the bad kids
>tells him that if shit happens call him

holy fuck this cartoon school special bullshit

>>77312521

The sub chalked it up to intuition or some shit. What blows me away is that --

Actually, when it happens, it's a neat bit of foreshadowing for later, so I take it back.

Shes even worse when she isn't voiced by Sawashiro.

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>>77312539
>>77312521

She's a psyker. She can detect parasytes.

>Do what?
I fucking hate this.

DOPF

>>77312507

Neither did I.

Because no one knew I existed.

>>77312521
Psychics.

>>77312576
Because it's based off an 80s horror manga

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Why is the MC's voice so shit?

RAPE

hes gonna fucking kill all four of them isnt he?

i wish girls wore skirts irl

Okay, he mans up now right?

CALLL THE POLICE

>>77312521

She has Parasight.

AH SHIT THEY SNATCHED HIS WOMAN! THEY GONNA GET IT NOW

All things considered Shinichi is pretty based for an MC

>literally doesn't even deny that she's his girlfriend

Time for NTR!

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>>77312541
Most people I know did
>>77312543
here senpai

>>77312576
Cuz its based on a 90's horror mongo

Hope these fuckers all die.

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FUCK EM UP

fucking shit man

just fight back

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>>77312608

Wait and see.

>>77312601

Kind of weird that it took this long to get an anime though. Literally everything usually gets a show before its first or second year.

WHAT?!
A POWER LEVEL OF 18?!

so what do gangs in japan do?

just beat people up for keks

first beatup boyfriend

then rape girlfriend

then mindbreak her

girlfriend NTR boyfriend

girlfriend can no longer live without the cock

HOLY FUCKING SHIT SHINICHI
GET YOUR GUARD UP. STOP JUST TAKING PUNCHES YOU BITCH.

Migi, what does the scouter say about his power level?

IT"S OVER 18!

WHAT? 18?

Nobody is noticing this dude having a conversation with himself?

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AY YO TWAT

How about you thow a fucking punch.

FIGHT BACK DAMMIT

>>77312594
>psyker
...you kidding?

is she alien?
or goberment agent

>>77312608
sorry, gotta wait two weeks for that

>>77312569
mostly similar but the small things really.

>>77312507
One time a kid threw me over a desk before class before a teacher showed up. Though most other times his shit was verbal abuse. Maybe he wasn't doing more mellow drugs that morning. Damn rich prep kids and their bad drug use. His dad also bought him a sweet muscle car.

Does the bully die?

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>>77312602
just pretend he's dolph lundgren

No mas

No mas

Well this MC may be a pussy but at least he isnt a beta

you retard
tell migi to make your fist solid not all knifey

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>>77312638

>>77312610
Good job

>>77312640
and dogs

and cats

>>77312610

underrated toast

>>77312640
Isn't that what all gangs do

>>77312646
FACE TO FIST TECHNIQUE, HOW YA LIKE IT?

this is kind of annoying to watch. he'd better either massacre them or his gf better get raped in front of him. anything else is a cop out.

>>77312648

might be normal in japan

>>77312635
That's because some studio had the rights to it for years but never did anything with it.

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GUT THE BASTARD ALREADY

>>77312635
It had a live action movie if im not mistaken. I also like how all the parasites have a staticy voice

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KILL THEM SHINICHI
KILL THEM ALL

Wasn't he able to fuck up some dude like two episodes ago?

>>77312658
No but Shinichi punches the shit out of him later on in the series

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>22 minutes of the MC getting stomped
Yeah, this is getting old fast.

>>77312648
Seriously? It doesn't even sound like he's trying to whisper or anything!

Do people really not like this show? Dubstep and the shitty OP aside it's pretty good desu.

>>77312641
Disgusting. Why does it give me a boner though?

Guys I really like parasyte and I think it's a pretty interesting show. Perhaps the only interesting show on toonami besides DBZ reruns.

Am I a faggot?

>yfw the intruder is some girl-version of TOM and she joins the crew

I wouldn't put it past DeMarco that he would do that.

>>77312654
She's a natural human mutant. It gets her into Akame ga Kill levels of trouble. And Akame ga Kill type ending.

>>77312609
He's in the middle of getting beat up, plus if he pulled out his cell they'd just smash it.

>>77312640
that and work for the organize crime

>>77312653
>>77312651
>>77312646
>>77312628

Something tells me Shinichi has no idea how to fight in the first place outside of using the lead pipe in the last encounter.

>>77312640
Have you heard of Sharking?

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>>77312635
Jojo didn't get a show until 2012. And that manga was insanely popular and started in the 80s too.

>his power level is only 18

>>77312612
he doesn't deny that d later on tho

For you guys that haven't seen the sub, don't.

You'll learn how bad Shinichi's dub voice is.

>>77312695
No it means you have taste. It's a great show and it's only getting started.

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>>77312610

>>77312675
TIRE THE OPPONENT OUT BY BLOCKING ALL OF THEIR STRIKES WITH YOUR FACE
A BRILLIANT STRATEGY

>>77312672

Not all gangs.

>>77312691

I'd give it an 8/10. If anything, it all reminded me of Chimera Ant arc.

>>77312685
migi was

The MC is really taking those hits like a champ.
Not even trying to guard.
Fuckin' Dolph Ziggler over there.

>>77312685
he doesn't want to do it in front of his gf

>>77312702
He's a normal guy. No he doesn't know how to fight.

>>77312641
Then mindbreak Migi

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Jesus, this guy is going at it twice.
Why is Shinichi such a fucking fag?

I want to take his lunch money so bad.

>>77312597

I'm glad I'm not the only one that bothered

Is it bad I would go full edge right now?

>>77312684
What the fuck.

>>77312697
As long as Blum sticks around as TOM, I'm fine with anything.

>>77312658
No, he just gets rekt. He gets butthurt so much until after a certain funeral, Shinichi decks him so hard he flips over and skids across the street.

>>77312716
I was the bully when I was in middle school

>>77312695
Nah, Parasyte is pretty legit.

>>77312648
>Spaz is spazzing out when getting ass beating
It's perfectly normal, they always do it.

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>>77312716
I was the bully

>>77312699
So parasyte are like lifefibers?

>Reading the comic...
>I really don't care about this incarnation of TOM and his sidekicks.
>Why is the blob monster from so long ago both on this planet... and now a computer virus?
>Or are they just calling it "the Intruder"
>I guess that explains why current TOM was talking with garbled TOM.

>>77312718
PLEASE, LEAVE SHINJI ALONE, A CHILD COULD BEAT HIM.

>>77312695
yes

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>>77312654

She's not the only psyker you'll meet.

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>>77312695
No, it's actually pretty interesting. Don't listen to the actual faggots who like to say that everything is edgy.

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>>77312587
>Guy jumps to the defense of the Cool Guy's friend.
>Cool Guy hears this.
>Cool Guy thinks Guy is pretty based.
>Cool Guy says he'll fuck those guys up if he Guy needs the back up.
I don't know about you, but I'd do the same.

>>77312716
Nigga how lazy are you to not at least change the board name in your trollpasta

>>77312584
generic puritanical teen do-gooders

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>Uncharted with Boobs 2 releasing up against Fallout 4 and Carl Duty Black Cops III
What genius made that decision? Rip.

>>77312727
He'd be doing flips when punched and toss himself across the grass and up the wall

>>77312691
People in these threads are desperate for something to be the next SAO so they'll say any new anime is shit.

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>>77312752

I'M BLEEDING! THAT MAKES ME THE VICTOR!

>>77312507

Never really got "beat up", had some tussles, though. One time a kid pushed past me during recess, sending me over a railing into some milk crate that saved me from breaking my neck. So I reasonably tried to kick his shit for that transgression. Another time some shit nearly got me to crack my head on a table by kicking a chair into the bend of my knees. Slapped his shit and then chase him through the cafeteria. Worst would have to be one fat kid who body slammed me for taking his hat after telling him to stop bothering me with his shit

>>77312717
I miss this show

why is peter pan such a smug little faggot

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>>77312733
A Hand is fine too.

>>77312640
They're just dumb thugs picking on wimps. If they escalate to robberies, murders, or rapes they'd get hunted by cops. If they tried to start running a protection racket or dealing drugs they Yakuza would kill them all.

>>77312716
I wouldn't call it bullying, just being a group of chucklefucks.

>>77312716
I was bullied in middle school, I fought back. Then I became the bully.

I want to fuck tinkerbell and she feed me...is that wrong?

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>>77312765

Why are people asking so many questions instead of just watching?

>>77312749
>>77312745
Were you molested?

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>>77312718
LITERAL
LAUGHING
THE FUCK
OUT LOUD

I don't understand why he's afraid to utilize his parasyte. He's been getting his shit pushed in in front of girls for the past 15 minutes for crying out loud.

>>77312641
>not bullying the girlfriend

you fucked up

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>>77312662
Anyone who sees Migi, Migi will kill to protect itself. He's trying really hard not to let anyone die, especially love interest.

>>77312735
That picture made me crave white castle.

>>77312697
If his origin story is still intact then yeah there should be other droids like him. Sarah bought him as a reject because he works great under pressure.

>>77312754
SKULLFACE!????!?!?!??!?

>>77312716
Kind of. Holy shit are kids and teenagers assholes to one another.

>>77312750

Yeah, actually, with the caveat that they become a part of you directly rather than appearing as clothing.

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>>77312718

USE YOUR HEAD!!

I cant wait to see the serial killer masterbate

wow FO$ has some nice graphics

>>77312648
Make them think you're insane.

I mean he already put himself in harm's way twice.

Never mess with crazy, man.

>>77312777
He's Peter Pan.

>>77312795
Because he could literally kill everyone and scar him and his girlfriend for life?

>>77312695
No, Parasyte's pretty cool.
I started reading the manga because I missed a couple episodes, and I ended up bingeing it over 1 night and the next morning because I couldn't stop thinking "I want to see what happens next".

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So /tg/, would you be able to beat up the thug?

>>77312795
Because Migi will murder the fuck out of them without hesitation, and Shinichi just wants them to stop.

>>77312774
>"SHINJI"
"I'M COMING"
>"SHINJI"
>"im coming!"

>>77312678

Huh, must have had some serious issues to not have made the series in that time.

>>77312682

Isn't the movie recent like the anime, though?

>>77312704

Wait, I thought JoJo had a few shows before, just nothing long lasting.

>>77312755
Calling Parasyte edgy is like calling some mid-tier 80s monster movie edgy

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>>77312695
dont worry, parasyte is only shit for the first few chapters. its gonna get really good soon, just wait

>>77312790
It's how we vent.

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Delinquent Girl is so cute I can't handle it.

AH SHIT BROS COMING TO SAVE THE MC

>>77312716
Got made fun of since I still liked pokemon and was reading W.I.T.C.H. Had enough of the bullies shit and started going to town and almost impaled his head with a nail. He then continued to bully be so on a bus ride home in the 6th grade I threaten to push if off the bus going about 40 or 50 miles

YOU CAME TO THE WRONG NEIGHBORHOOD MOTHERFUCKER

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>THE COOL GUYS SHOW UP WITH A MOB.
FUCK YES

>>77312658
no but he probably kills himself offscreen

>>77312808
>Sarah bought him as a reject because he works great under pressure.
Huh? TOM's a reject?

>>77312697
It's Flash, D and Moltar getting revenge.
Oh, and that little flying saucer thing.

>Minority

Is this his...trump card?

THE POWER OF HAVING FRIENDS

Da boys have arrived

>>77312716
>5th grade
>group of 5ish 6th graders chased me around playground for a few weeks
>they'd kick my feet out from under me on ladders and stuff so I'd fall on my shins on the rungs
>one time I happened to be zipping up my coat while one of them grabbed me and it cut their hand open lol
>the ringleader is in jail now for dropping a minor off at a hospital who OD'd on heroin
Bullies lmao. Also now I'm strong as fuck so no one messes with me anymore.

GET REKT MOTHER FUCKERS

We Bebop High now!

AW SHIT THE CAVALRY

>>77312638
>>77312647
THIS SERIES TURN TO SHIT ONCE POWER LEVEL WAS INTRODUCED!

>>77312835
It would kind of be apt then. That's not a good comparison.

>walking and pissing at the same time

>>77312848
You dont get to bring friends.

Kek he pissed himself

>the majority overpowering the minority
THOSE GUYS DIDN'T DO NUFFIN!
#BlackLivesMatter

>peed in my pants

I really hate this idea that getting beat up will make girls like you and the bully will somehow get bored of hitting you and leave

kill the girl with the pink earmuffs

STOMP 'EM IN THE NUTS.
STOMP 'EM IN THE NUTS.
STOMP 'EM IN THE NUTS.
I'MMA STOMP 'EM IN THE NUTS.

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piss fags plz

Is there a parasite in his crotch?

>>77312829
No I'm about on par with Sinichi without the alien parasyte in my right hand

SOME friends? There's like 20 of them, you tard ass.

>male genitalia
>hard to control
..... Not terribly inaccurate.

>Need woman
>New host
New girl is dead. So dead.

>>77312820
Kek.

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>>77312716

I got the shit beat out of me like once a week in 4th grade.

Pretty much responsible for the huge inferiority complex I have now.

>>77312716
ehh

id rather not say

>>77312807
Oh? I only got a Krystals near me, opened up not long ago.

>leaving the urban area was a mistake
I feel like theres something in that line

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you done fuck up now mr school bully

>>77312837
Parasyte is never shit

>>77312885

Did that really happen?

Yes dude you are total creepoid.

>>77312840

But Anon, that's not gonna happen yet. Let them experience it for themselves.

hhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

I wonder what's gonna happen next?

>>77312587
This is how it would have worked at my school. The biggest guys were bro as fuck.

"I must find a woman"


the beta uprising is beginning

>>77312886
It's his trump card.

>>77312891
kek

>>77312880
>girls don't like it when you make an ass of yourself on your behalf
>bullies didn't get intimidated by a larger group of bullies

pay fucking attention, none of the shit you spewed happened

You're kinda kewl

Touch the thigh Shinichi