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Damn you beat me
Man, Ruby can really put away the booze.
>I've finished first two volumes.
You're an absolute madman.
No such thing as too old
Did anyone cap the old Roman and Ruby in the retirement home thing?
Hat shipping wars?
>Roman likes two hats, thinking they look nice together as an odd set.
>Uploads a photo of the two together with a little bit of fluff.
>Sees alot of the blog readers like the idea.
>He finds two more pairs and does the same.
>THE BLOG ERUPTS WITH ANGRY SHIPPERS.
>Some of the shippers go full ship-to-ship combat and begin dissing the other hats saying that they look tacky.
>Drawfags go into full war mode and begin drawing the hat they hate being destoryed.
>Roman breaks down and cries.
>He's about to crash a train into Vale.
Dubs confirm Roman just wants to write about cute hat fights.
You fucked up!
Made one just for you even though it isn't Late Night rwbyg.
this is cool.
you're a cool guy
thanks, cool guy
Do you frequent the steam chat, by any chance?
Best way to work on figures is drawing nudes. When you're comfortable with that, you can pretty much just lay clothing on top.
A spa day + four-man happy ending.
When no one's around, he likes to put on an electric cat ear headband over his hat and pretend he's Blake.
high-grade unleaded oil
you'd think Ruby would be more experienced with anal sex at this point.
I want to fucking stuff Blake with fucking
You're not going to blow RWBY off, are you?
Indeed. A nice snack after you finish pleasuring her.
>first date with Emerald
>try to pickpocket her, thinking she'll be impressed
>as soon as you slip a single finger into her pocket she grabs your wrist, snickering at how easily you were caught
>rather than pull your hand out she stuffs it deeper, through the whole she cut in her pocket and guides your hand towards her crotch
>lol jk, she's with Ruby and you're across the street just watching
Roman was alone is his cell, after hours of being tortu- I mean 'interrogated' by Ironwood he reaches into his coats inner pocket.
Inside the pocket is a pair of plastic cat ears and when the cell door closes... he puts them over his hat. He doesn't know why, he doesn't understand the desire that now stirs within him.
In his blog, every now and then, he'd put a plastic headband over one of the hats in to make it seem like a faunus. Other times he'd place the ears in hole he found in the hat itself.
The bloggers loved this, some appreciated the 'diversity' while others thought that it was a racist joke. Roman never bother explaining it and let their imagineations run away with them.
In that cell he only had those ears... and a cigar, but he only really cared about the ears and how they made him feel. The ears made him feel like a cat. That and the trace amounts of dust he had woven into the headband.
(Write fags please do this better. I'm awful at this.)
>The harder you hit Yang
>The stronger she hits back
How does it translate to sex?
Headcanon is a terrible thing my friend.
That's why I need more Weiss smut that isn't smut- just stories of her being held because she always cries after sex. It's the one time she is forced to (or allows herself to) be emotionally vulnerable.
Sephiroth chops entire skyscrapers in half just because he thinks it's funny to watch it fall on someone, and then jumps right before it hits the ground back to the top along with his opponent, both doing it in one leap
I don't think anyone in RWBY is on the level of Cloud/Sephiroth quite yet.
my benis wasn't ready for these fantasies
Hey Thatcher, would you be up for doing another one of the sniper chick with me? We could gush about rifle calibers together.
I don't know, it seems like a pretty effective way of killing people.
But cow, I already gave you Nora.
Da, tovarisch, but Nora is of the hammer and Sniper woman is of the rifle da? Is like different flavors of vodka but get drunk all the same.
>Da, tovarisch, but Nora is of the hammer and Sniper woman is of the rifle da? Is like different flavors of vodka but get drunk all the same.
This is how I know you're from west
Maybe in an AU where Ruby becomes a thief.
And in their first meeting she ends up jacking a car that Roman originally jacked and was sleeping in
Not that kek but could you draw her squatting
Here are my ideas on each RWBY girl and their experiences with sex:
Knows the basics from what she learned in sex ed, but has no practical experience. She realized that she's too young to do anything like that, and it's not very high on her list of priorities.
She's fucked up, like for life. She's a virgin. but her thoughts on sex are things she finds disgusting and shameful. She really needs professional help.
She's had sex a few times with a close friend back in the WF, but nothing more than that, and found it a pleasant experience. She often masturbates to her books however, and sometimes replaces the names with that of her friends.
All talk, no game, outside some heavy kissing. She's aware of her looks and has no problem using them, but in the end has no idea what to do when it comes to the actual deed. Makes up stuff that implies she has insane weekly orgies, but no one buys it.
But either way no biggie if you're not in the mood for it.You're style is cute though so I thought it'd look good.
>most useful person on the team
>helps everyone out
except Yang because she's too busy hitting things
>good fighter in her own right
>>a retard in any fight
I'm not sure where you're getting that from
Any time can be for sad Rube when depression
She's doing pretty crackerjack for being a fucking fencer in a world where a bladed hoverboard that turns into twin handguns is a valid weapon alongside just punching a fucker straight in the throat.
she should get with the times then. it's not the worlds fault if someone doesn't to evolve their technology.
and with the amount of money her family has, I'm shocked she hasn't brought a laser sword into battle
>True hunters don't hide behind the cowardice or guns but rather charge into battle to fight squared with their opponent
She'll penetrate you nice and deep.
And she'll do it dry
Eventually she'll be able to summon a giant magic rail gun at will, she really only needs all that Schnee dust and not some fancy gun to do some devastating damage
One of the reasons I love Pyrrha so much. She's so in-your-face with her style. I like it when a fight is a FIGHT, not a "let me hide behind this and plink at you for a bit" fight.
Oh hell yeah.
Pyrrha can still plink from a distance though
I think Weiss' fighting style is my favourite
So damn good.
>This is not the right universe for that scale of shit.
When they're adults and have to take down fuckhuge grimm it works
Ah ok, it just showed up on the day ep 2 released but I never found where it came from.
>Magical teens with superpowers
And Weiss' semblance is directly enhanced with dust to cast ridiculous spells
>Ruby is sitting alone waiting for her date
>She fights back wanting to cry as it gets late
>Just then the sound of glass shattering startles her
>STONE COLD! STONE COLD! STONE COLD!
>he BMF walks up to Ruby's table
>"sweet hart ya wanna tell old Stone Cold why ya eating alone?" he says in his Texas tough voice
>"m-my date stood me up......" Ruby says meekly to the Riddle Snake
>"Then he's a piece of trash! and that's the bottom line, cause Stone Cold, said so!"
>Austin then throws her table out the window before offering her a hand
>"If you want to rise some hell with old Stone Cold, give me a hell yeah!" he says smelling of beer
>Ruby thinks it over for a bit
>"...h-hell yeah..." she says unsure
"WHAT!?" Austin yells out
>"HELL YEAH!" Ruby yells looking him in the eyes
>Yang cracks her knuckles, hair calmly flaring
>Neo dodges the first punch, confident as ever
>Suddenly more variations of the future than she can handle exploding in her mind.
Take it from you? I love it.
Marty-naster is pretty sweet, it has a revolver mechanism to select and use different flavours of dust but for one ISN'T a gun!
I want Yang to be an older sister figure to me, and one day walk in on me about to masturbate. She'll see me blushing furiously and question what's wrong while I try to hide my throbbing erection. But I'll fail and she'll see it and be weirded out. But then I'll have a sudden flash of brilliance, and start acting all innocent like "I was thinking about you and it got like this and I don't know how to make it go down! Help me Yang!" and as she looks into my (fakely) teary and worried face, she'll feel obligated to be the mature one and sort me out. She'll tell me that it's not good to walkn around with my pee pee in that state and that she'll take care of it. Then she'll gently blow me as I run my fingers through her hair. After I've finished, she'll swallow while trying not to let herself grimace at the bitter taste, and get up and pat me on the head, telling me that if I ever have a problem like that again, I should call her.
Boxing is actually useless in a real fight. Its purely for sport. Yang using it for hooks purely is somewhat useful but still not worth her learning it. Appropriate to her character though since she seems very sporty.
Boring as in I don't find it entertaining in the slightest,especially in a world where gun-chucks exist
In a street brawl you go for the eyes, the throat, and the groin if you're fighting against a dude and no amount of "b-but I know how to box" is going to help a dude who's getting his fucking eyes stabbed at.
>nunchuks shouldn't be even considered a weapon.
Don't mess with these bad boys.
In a normal world where things like Aura actually make sense and its constraints and restrictions are actually detailed, well thought out, and explained? Probably kill her.
In this world? Maybe tickle her a little bit, if the writing forgets that she can just shrug it off.
A shame we live in the latter.
It may not be practical, but I think what the anons clamoring for boxing are asking for isn't realism, but a level of thoughtfulness in the fights. The fighting style they make Yang use seems to be all flash, when I think a lot of people would like something that can be analyzed on a technical or thematic level.
And it's not even a ban because of some old ass law they didn't bother to change, US border patrol will actively search for Kinder eggs, confiscate them from you, and charge you with a hefty fine for their "destruction"
>tfw I have an older sister /ss/ fetish, but my real older sister is a cringingly annoying with a 9gag-esque sense of humor
and t b h isn't all that much of a looker either
You are legitimately retarded.
If you think you can win by attacking vital spots I really don't know why you think that the boxer won't be doing the same fucking thing.
Rules are not limited by fighters. Fighters are limited by the rules.
If you try to claw at boxers eyes and go for his throat, he's going to slap your fucking hand down and thumb you.
Or better yet grab you and start hitting you and headbutting you. And if nobody is trying to stop them they will do it until they rip stuff off.
My headcanon is Roman has an absurdly powerful semblance that he keeps secret, so he throws fights to keep it that way. He only wins the fights he absolutely has to win, or fights where he's sure there won't be any surviving witnesses.
What if his semblance is the more fights he loses or draws, the stronger it and he gets? So he spends the entire series running, throwing fights, losing on purpose just to get stronger.
What if he doesn't have a semblance?
I'm pretty sure Roman's thing is that he's actually the only person in the entire series who's not an actual fighter (juan's a shit fighter but he still tries). He's the clever, manipulative gang leader who can outsmart and outmaneuver pretty much anyone. Probably even Cinder when it comes down to it.
But in any situation where he can't talk his way out or doesn't have a fallback plan, he just gets his ass kicked.
Meh, could be interesting. Personally, I'd prefer a power where the concept of deceit or showmanship was a little more intrinisic. Whereas "lose until you win" is practically a shonen hero staple.
>not fucking your sister
Now see, if they have a character that can bob, weave and roll his/her way to victory that character is an instant fav to me.
Actually, incest is an old thing.
The first thing you needed to realize about Coco Adel to truly understand her was that, when you cut under the glamour and cold confidence she projected to almost everyone in her life, she was actually an enormous hypocrite. This girl who spent more time meticulously portioning berets and sunglasses than rations on away missions, the girl who had proudly tricked out her handbag into one of the most outrageous weapons to ever cross into Beacon Academy, was secretly a lazy bum that needed to be prompted to shrug out of the long t-shirt that she slept in every day and slap on a real outfit.
And as it was not yet noontime, nobody in the CFVY dorms was even about to attempt that mean feat.
In fairness to Miss Adel, it wasn't like she had much reason to be motivated. CFVY's members all shared a collective penchant for hour-long showers, so for the sake of convenience, last year they had implemented a game of chance to determine who would occupy the bathroom in what hour of the morning. Most of the time, this relied upon an impartial drawing of sour straws (a wink and a nod towards the team's theme) the previous night; in simple terms, the length of your straw determined your shower order.
This, however, was a Monday, meaning that Velvet was exempted from the regular Shower Games on the basis of having an early morning Grimm Studies class with the first-years. With the meek Faunus out of the running, the title of dead-ass last had fallen to Coco, whose reply to her heavy burden was another hour or two of sleep.
The bleary-eyed CFVY team leader had awoken to the sounds of Fox audibly reveling in the last of the hot water, and the first thing her eyes had cleared to see was Yatsu taking up the biggest two mirrors for a chance to turn his head around and look at his traps. If she were awake enough to muse, it might merit some thoughts on what a bunch of narcissists she and her team were.
Only it was then that Velvet Scarlatina walked into the team dorm.
Nothing seemed amiss for a few happy seconds. Yatsuhashi gave her a wide, welcoming smile as ever, and Coco groaned a greeting as she pulled the black t-shirt she wore further as far to her knees as she could manage – the closest she could give to the affectionate mussing that she tended to force upon her Faunus teammate’s hair. But as Coco’s eyes adjusted to the sight of Velvet’s petite frame, the unkempt fashionista’s head tilted side to side, looking for something amiss.
After a second, she found it. It wasn’t Velvet’s hair that was ruffled at all. It was her ears – two long, fluffy ears that were subject to many sounds of adoration from Coco , a non-issue for Fox, and a source of fierce pride for Yatsu. Now they were visibly reddening in the spots with the lightest fur, and one looked had indent marks, the kind you’d get if you leaned your elbow on a chair too long and let the arm push into your skin. Coco recognized them well; Velvet had walked into the dorm bearing them twice before, and insisted in her meek, accented tones that it was nothing of any concern to the team.
Coco could see the very same protests about to leave her mouth now, but from one quick look at Yatsuhashi he was having none of it either.
“Velvet,” Coco insisted, pulling her shirt away from her knees and stepping down onto cold floor, “all I want is a name.”
“Coco, this-this is nothing! There were boys who weren’t even Faunus getting it worse than I did, they’re just jerks. I don’t want anyone hurt—“
“—and I don’t want you hurt,” Coco interrupted, not unkindly. “Come on, Velvet. It’s too early in the day for me to break a back. All I wanna do is have a talk.”
Velvet sent a pleading look Yatsuhashi’s way.
“We want what’s best for you, Velvet,” the gentle giant assured his charge, lifting her up into a one-armed hug and carrying her to her bed. “All of us. What’s best for you right now is some relaxation. I will keep an eye on Coco.”
“Do…do you promise?”
“For what it’s worth, I will too.” Coco’s joke had a warm tone, but there was only the smallest hint of a smile on her face. “You heard me, Velvet. Marching orders for you are rest. FOOOOX!”
“What’s going on?” the blind, nimble second-year asked when Coco barreled into the team bathroom. “Why are you ignor—hey! Hey. For crying out loud, Coco, that’s my—OOF.”
“And marching orders for YOU, Fox,” Coco said, foisting a towel into Alistair’s hands and planting her foot in the small of his back, “are to MARCH.”
She pushed him out of the bathroom with a playful kick and one final “You fucking maniac…” and emerged herself not seven minutes later – which, for CFVY, might as well have been breaking the land speed record.
And that's all I had time to do for right now. Rest should be up in either the end of this thread or sometime during the next.
I thought he was a robot.
Considering his naming scheme comes from Pinocchio, like Penny's. They both have orange hair, green eyes.
Also, I don't think his bending his cane in frustration was something regualr people can do. Like Penny stopping the truck (but then again, people are always confused why people looked at that when there are aura users everyday walking around.
Perhaps he was a n older creation of the scientist. We have not seen an aura from him either.
Ruby a cute.
She's cute even when she's a sexually mischievous adult
She's cute even when she's being raped
I like this
Now I want Stone Cold and Ruby fics...
I know this post is old as shit but my autism won't let me not respond.
Because I really don't know where you're from where boxers are genteelly sportsmen who could not even imagine fighting dirty but from where I'm from most of the guys who boxed passionately were Mexicans. Who used that passion for boxing to hurt people really really fucking bad.
Like I remember one specific occasion where a guy who made it pretty far in one of the Golden Gloves annual bases who won a fight by boxing his way in and grabbing a guys ear and nearly ripping it off as he stiffed armed his head into the bathroom wall. And on another occasion where someone cup checked someone, except the other guy didn't have a cup and once the fist got in there he didn't let go.
I mean the path to the eye is the same path as a jab.
There's also the wonderful world of Pride rules.
Would have loved to have that shit as a kid.
>MFW it's two Austin posters
Austin is the new woo avatar for RWBYg
He has saved the Weiss from Bork
>Ruby walks alone to her next class
>Lost in thought, she doesn't see the looming figure in front of her
>Crashing into the silhouette, Ruby falls to the ground
>"Ow... Sorry, I wasn't paying atten-"
>Standing over her is a mountain of mucsle
>"The... The Rock!?"
>He picks her up by the shoulders and lifts her into the air
>"CAN YOU SMELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING?"
>Ruby begins to shudder in terror as The Rock prepares for his finishing move, The Rock Bottom
>Suddenly, the sound of crashing glass fills their ears
>The Rock drops Ruby and stares wide eyed at the beer truck driving through the second floor of Beacon
>The driver's door flies open and out steps a legend
>A classroom door opens and a student begins to chant "Stone Cold" at the top of his lungs
>Downing a beer, he points at The Rock and runs at him
>With a mighty kick, he doubles over The Rock and stuns him with his mighty finisher
>Students flood out from the classrooms, holding Austin 3:16 signs and chanting his name
>A modern myth, personified
Aww, that's really cute. Thanks man. As for Roman..
Yeah he parried all of that to the point where he started laughing about it and let Blake hit him as a result.
Maybe I should try out doing an Austin fic too, I just need to remember what I had in mind.
Stone Cold in RWBY...If he has Aura/scaled stats to match Remnant, he literally needs no additions to his attire cause he'd be fast and strong enough to take on quite a lot of enemies he'd be up against.
And then out comes the Stunners too. Maybe have them legit stun?
We need Austin meeting all of team RWBY
>implying Pyrrha isn't doing the deed
it's Stone Cold Steve Austin
that's all he needs
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>740 views in just 3 hours
>Austin interrupts Qrow and Winter about to fight
>"Just what the hell is this about?!"
>Qrow drunkenly tries to tell off Austin
>Hey man, jussst back offa me
>Austin stares him down, then looks at Winter
>"Lemme ask you sumthin darling"
>"You see this drunk"
"dirt-lickin', mealy-mouthed sonofabitch here?"
"Well i'm gonna stomp a mudhole in em so deep, I could plant a redwood"
>proceeds to Stone Cold Stunner the fuck out of Qrow
This, Beta Spartan doesn't have the gumption.
>Y-you're a foot long?
>You're gonna stretch me out...
>Ahn! You're using your fingers first?
>Mmnnn, go slowly...
>Oh... Y-you're stretching meee~!
>All the way inside!
Well I haven't thought of Cyborgs but Penny is the leader of Ironwoods army and Jaune has a bionic leg.
But the story stars OC's And I think I've made a shit ton of spelling errors because I'm stupid and I haven't had time to write my stories lately
Work is to blame but also
>a steel chair that turns into a shot gun
I need this in my life
not as meaningfully as men and women but it's fun to watch
>You will never pinch people's wallets with Emerald
Honestly the point where Ruby snaps and rapes Jaune is a lot easier to imagine than a point where Pyrrha would.
If he were to fuck Weiss on top of Pyrrha's unmoving body she would still not do anything.
That wasn't the question.
I rather enjoy some Japanese pro wrestling stuff. A good portion of the fighters from Pride's heyday came form pro wrestling backgrounds. Saku-fucking-raba for fucks sake.
This on the other hand is just fucking retarded.
Goddamnit. I didn't need that feel.
Well, she may get up to pee or something. Maybe get a snack.
The last boss you fought in the last game you've played has now entered the RWBY universe!
How fucked is everyone?
She's a growing girl. Last month it was vore.
This week it's...
So would Chief's semblance be turning his waifu yandere and driving her to destroy a universe just so they could be together? Because Pyrrha should totally take some notes from him on that.
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