/sug/ Steven Universe General

LOVE LAPIS

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why is zuke so perfect

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Peridot best gem.

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>>76616384
>YD thread

Yes

Excellent

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Thoughts?

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>>76616411

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>mfw awake in time for new /sug/.

>>76616430
An /ss/ a day keeps the tumblr away.

God fucking damnit you faggots are the worst you are shitting up my precious board. I wont tolerate that anymore like what are you fags thinking making 3 generals holy shit Im so fucking mad right now

SU and all that has to do with it should be banned this instant fucking cancer mlp faggots kill yourselfs

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Oh the other one got deleted.

Repeating my request for mom-disguise Jasper ;_; And exited Steven

>>76616433
All 3 of them.

>>76616430
She really wants to fuse with him.

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Hello, Lapis-friends. How will we shitpost today?

>>76616442
Stay mad <3

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>>76616442
>precious board

>>76616442
ok

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>>76616443
forgot a c from that
here it is:

c

>>76616442
Chill the others got deleted, these mixups happen

>>76616442
Anon, have a Snickers.

>>76616442
Oh, go back to your seven Rick and Morty threads.

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Hooray for Lapis!;_;

>>76616407
agree

>>76616447
tenderly

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Last thread someone made a really rad overcooked Jasper, thanks for letting me use it as a reference!

>>76616442
>3 generals, all made within 20 seconds of each other
>the youngest 2 got deleted withing the minute by the anons who made them
Take the cock out your ass, anon.

>>76616454
>>76616463
PapaRoachmind

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>>76616472
She's precious.

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>Peri "removin' every fusion" dot
>Peri "Pearl makes me hurl" dot

BEST. GEM.

Post your current jam, /sug/.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KJjVMqNIgA

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What tabletop RPG would each gem play?

>>76616485
Keepin' it SU

>>76616488
Jasper would probably like Warhammer.

they won't try to push the Peridot x Amethyst pairing right

it feels stupid, like bargain bin Jaspidot
still better than Lapidot

>>76616491
>didn't include the actual music
fuck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGu2ix1ZgzQ&index=4&list=PLegyzbptUKNztoGJZgDqg0rNO3wq57vjp

>>76616485
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6-TWRn0k4I
It may be fedorable, but damn if some of these songs don't have a funky flow.

>>76616494
Dark Heresy or Rogue Trader?
Warhammer(40k) is a tabletop wargame, not an RPG

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We need more quality art.

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>>76615987
>>76615998

I combined your requests, hope you don't mind.

>>76616485
https://youtu.be/R2AhjhYWDUM Not fucking kidding.

>>76616510
Why does she look like Cloud

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Pearl-Steven fusion when?

>>76616488
Pearl: GURPS
Garnet: DnD 3.5
Amethyst: Dungeon World or some other FFRPG
Peridot: Traveler
Jasper: Dark Heresy
Lapis: None, because she has no friends and nobody would want to play with her

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>>76616484
Why is Peridot so threatened by Pearl? She seems to go out of her way to talk shit about her the most, especially in Too Far

>>76616506
Fully aware Warhammer isn't an RPG. But I'm struggling trying to see Jasper getting into RPGs.
Dark Heresy of course

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>>76616485
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HJ2QBAtqD8

Love the witch, Love the ocean

>>76616523
Peridot has a rivalry with Pearl. They're two nerd sperglords competing for who's the smartest and most know it all.

>>76616510
this doesn't even look like her, needs larger eyes, different clothes and different nose

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>>76616521

>>76616523
>Why is Peridot so threatened by Pearl? She seems to go out of her way to talk shit about her the most, especially in Too Far

Because she sees Pearl as beneath her.

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>>76616510
Define "quality"
>>76616511
It looks great! Thank you!

>>76616485
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sz4ipOHyMd8
I regret nothing.
I regret everything.

>>76616491
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ic5vxw3eijY

>>76616523
Peridot being the epitome of order, fully believing that Gems should stick to what they are born with and nothing else.

Seeing a "Gem" like pearl act beyond what she was born for disgusts her, and goes against the order she has been taught. Hence a threat- especially since Peridot is now seemingly trying to get Steven to like her

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>>76616523
>"let's go shove it in pearl's face!"
they are going to have the best banter. pissed pearl is the best.

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>>76616523
Peridot isn't threatened by Pearl. She's just the most honest character on the show.
>calling a servant a servant
>calling a degenerate a degenerate
>calling a midget a midget

She's honest. I think Pearl is threatened by someone being honest and not deceitful.

>>76616485
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFrZHTNOmas
>>76616548
i feel it

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>>76616547
Have my favorite.

>>76616522
Pearl would not GURPS, she'd want something with a more rigid structure. She'd be the 3.5. I imagine Garnet would be more of a 4.0 kind of gal.

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>>76616557
Although she doesn't believe in Steven yet.

Give her time and maybe, though.

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>>76616547
I dont say the art is good or bad, but you can see they post the same over and over...

>>76616575
>she'd want something with a more rigid structure
Like FATAL

>>76616576
Steven's a good kid, but he's still a hybrid abomination.

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>>76616569
>Malachite
Now that is some good taste

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What was the moment in the show that made you make this face?
T H R U S T

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I'm not entirely convinced the image limit exists. I think if we just spam images without a single thought given to discussion, nothing bad will happen.

>>76616442

I dont get the rules here

SU threads arent even allowed if the show isnt putting up constant new episodes, and people sperg the fuck out when they any mention of the show ever

but I can jump into an As told by ginger thread?

I just...can someone explain this shit to me? Do the mods really have something up their butt about this show? whats the deal here?

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>>76616586
>not believing in Steven

>>76616523
well, Amethyst is Peridots superior, even with her defects, so Peri is cautious around her, not much taunting until amethyst goaded her.
she is the ONLY true gem in the CG's

Garnet is basically a guy wearing full military power armour, so she ain't gonna shit talk her too much, but she still does a bit because she IS a pair of gems, perverted gems, but still gems.

Pearl is literally a handbag that insists on being treated as Peridots equal, so of course she's gonna be a smarmy bitch to the accessory with delusions of adequacy. she isn't even a real gem.

>>76616557
>calling herself defective and small
gotta love her

>>76616593
>DAAAAAAAAAD!!

>>76616485
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYkpEILAwFY
Except I keep putting SU lyrics in. All like "I'm gonna ride for my side in the Beach City / God bless the memory of R-O-S-E" and "So fuck Yellow Diamond and the Gem superpowers."

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>>76615962

This was my first time drawing Opal

>>76616472

That looks great!

>>76616598
Yeah, we don't even know what we did to make them so butthurt in the first place.

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>>76616598
Mods are assholes who love to delete extremely relevant generals for lols.

Pic are the current rules, so if we are confirmed to have a hiatus on thursday /sug/ goes away for another 2-3 months

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>>76616592
Some pretty rad fusion art man.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7i9R1NIR78

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>>76616619
Malachite does get some pretty neat fusion fanart

>>76616618
How do we get Hiroshima to remove that shitty "rule"?

>>76616523
If you were in Peridot's shoes, who would you talk smack to.

a) the gem who would be your superior on homeworld, regardless of her being defective, and is still a dangerous warrior
b) the two midgets melded together into a space marine wearing full power armor with a disconcerting lack of humor
c) the frail fuck-toy that thinks she's a real person

>>76616485
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcjpags7JT8

>>76616601
I believe in Steven. But he's still a hybrid abomination.

>>76616604
She didn't say she was defective. She said she was a failure. There's a difference.

She's still honest even about herself, though.

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>>76616624
>MY VAN MY VAN MY VAN MY VAN

>>76616618

okay thats not so bad when they put it like that, but then i see any thread discussing anything in the show at all called out as a general and deleted...

Do new SU threads need to include that pic of the rules and then explain why they arent breaking them? i mean what the fuck?

and if we are going to talk about pointless threads that dont lead to anything good, why not ban threads about korra/asami, I doubt anyone has anything to say thats new on that cancer

>>76616624
10/10

>>76616638
You're walking on thin ice here, anon. Mods get mad when you challenge their logic.

>>76616624
Has anyone made a video of every utterance of "My Van" in the entire show?

>>76616633
"the crystal gems are defective, but I am no different"

She said she's defective. Its because she is working with the enemy and wants to get along with them.

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>>76616521
>>76616539
God, I hope we'll see them fuse soon. I think their relationship is the most interesting in the show, so it'd be great to see how their fusion would represent it.

>>76616630
A and C.

>>76616618

This is so fucking dumb. There are days when there's 5+ Rick and Morty threads, and Gravity Falls gets to keep a general right?

That's just fucking bullshit. I never even got why anyone gives a shit, at most there's gonna be like 3 threads up right? Why cant people just ignore them

So how do you see the Malachite thing sorting out? They stay Malachite, they defuse, which one becomes Steven's friend first?

>>76616624
>red eye, pink eye, prussia!
>my van, my van, my van, my van!
>porkchop, hotdog, work it!
Nice

>>76616424
>That difference in hair
What if her gem actually makes up the forehead spike, but it's split in half, giving her a split-personality?

>>76616646

lol fuck em

if they come at me it proves how petty they are, and its not like i dont have a life outside of 4chan

buncha weebs justifying their own butthurt anyway

>>76616664
I think Malachite will start believing in Steven when neither Jasper or Lapis can.

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>>76616668
That's stupid.

>>76616592
Has anyone got the source on pic? googles got nothing

>>76616618
>4chan
>taking anything ever serioulsy


Its a fucking cartoon god damn who gives a shit . We are talking about the same shit even after a new episode aired. We are always talking about the same shit.

Ths rule is basically: "Dont have fun! Because I say so"

Bitter assmad virgin mods

>>76616664
I've written this up.
>Steven accidentally farts while trying to literally yank Lapis out of the fusion.
>Lapis laughs, Jasper doesn't get it, and they defuse. Jasper gets bubbled.
>Lapis has a tough time trying to get along with the other gems, so Steven takes her into town.
>This also goes poorly when the towenfolk discover she's the one who stole the ocean.
>With nothing else to do, Lapis starts making shapes out of the nearby water. This draws a crowd who enjoys the show.
>Jasper appears, having broken out of her bubble through SHEER FORCE OF FUCKING WILL(Bulging veins, clenched teetn).
>It looks like Lapis will have to imprison her again, but Steven manages to intervene.

>>76616694
It's only bad when we do it. Quite frankly, I'm flattered by how much attention they give us.

Did someone from /sug/ start this?

https://www.change.org/p/cartoon-network-let-pearl-say-fuck-a7f8c9ee-bc1e-4c7c-8241-4364ee7e1880

>>76616624
>Bits.
>Closed.
>Bits!
>Okay!

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>>76616664
Either Malachite defuses, or like Garnet remains a permanent fusion.

It might get to a point, like Garnet said that they really do become one, kinda like sugilite only much more attached.

If they did defuse, I'm seeing malachite being Stevens friend first, seeing as Jasper hates him/Rose with the force of a thousand suns

>>76616624
Man the animation was so fucked for the first couple episodes

>>76616712
It's like they're trying to get our show cancelled.

>>76616624
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uz2NUzgMvz8

>>76616737
>all of the merch money
>cancelled

I think we have the shekels on our side for a change

>>76616523
How would you feel if your dishwasher started telling you how to do your job?

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>>76616624
>my van
>my van
>my van
>my van

>>76616680
Yeah you're probably right.

>>76616742
>Steven and Chris-chan and Satan and Mustard and the Stevens AND STEVEN
kek

>>76616624
designs, colors and animations were so much different back then, especially pearl

>>76616712
it's some dumb tumblr meme

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Just noticed something interesting.

See this bird? You know the bird from Giant women.

Is this a cluster? 1/2

>>76616598
People are upset because it's popular and people want to discuss and sperg around it.

As if any of the x is a cute! or Y on the front page! etc threads would cause any less disturbance, but it's upsetting to them that there's a fandom and some buzz, I guess

>>76616796
its you're mom

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>>76616796
See, the inside if made up of gem shards.

After Opal destroys them, she bubbles them all at the same time.

Would this count as a cluster? Maybe, but there isn't any forced fusion going on. What do you think, sug?

>>76616806
hum, good point.

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>>76616796
No, THIS is a Cluster.

>>76616806
Nah, those aren't shards. Those are full gems.

Lelpis Lolzuli

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>>76616830

>>76616664
>plan to eliminate the cluster involves drilling down to the surface and releasing a bomb that defuses it permanently, leaving all the shards dormant
>gems go in the ocean to not have to drill as far
>Malachite's there, crazy as ever
>Peridot doesn't mention that the bomb defuses EVERYONE in its radius, so Garnet and Malachite are defused mid-battle
>and of course it shuts off the warp pads too
>Ruby and Sapphire are upset, but Lapis is even more because she can't lock down Jasper anymore, and not only wants to save Steven, no she feels like it'll make her whole
>Lapis goes buttfuck, torrential blast to get Steven away, and splits up the Gems
>Peridot, Pearl and Sapphire thrown one way across the ocean
>Ruby, Steven, and Amethyst thrown another way back to the Temple
>in the chaos, Jasper's thrown with Steven
>she tries to fight, but the ocean can sense her and wants to pull her under, the warp pads don't work, and her powers are still wonky
>start up Jasper redemption saga while the other girls hitch it back to the Temple

>also, turns out Gem Fusion still works if both partners actually want it, it just blocks the sort of fusion that makes shards merge together mindlessly, so Ruby/Sapphire can be Garnet again
>but more importantly, Jasper and Lapis can fuse again when they've calmed down and their fusion's not some sort of emotional trap but something they want to do, and so they bring her out occasionally

>>76616830
Lelpiss Lolzulu

>>76616806

It's hard to say. It didn't produce anywhere near the kind of disgusted reaction actual clusters did.

Besides, it's full of lots of separate gems rather than one clump of broken ones. It's more akin to a fusion in that way.

If it's possible for lots of corrupted gems to fuse, then that's it.

>>76616796
>>76616806
It's a corrupt gem. Like Centipeedle

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>>76616830

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>>76616595
The image limit will literally prevent you from posting the message dude, there'll be a red notice saying image limit is full.

Meanwhile,
BEST
E
S
T

>>76616411
So she really is just a meme artist.

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How awful of a mom would Lapis be?

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>>76616442

>>76616888
I imagine regular drownings and near-drownings.

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post shit that would make great fusion dances
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92WGsGpDDz4

>>76616888
Lapis would be more like an aunt that comes out from the ocean to visit occasionally.

>>76616442
Okay, you made me smile.

>>76616903
Lapis would also be that aunt that never gets along with her sister/your mom. When she sees her she'll say the meanest shit.

>>76616888
I guess Lapis wouldnt be very strict. I bet you could do everything you want which is cool

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>>76616442
Lighten up, dude.

>>76616888
Does anyone here have a severely bipolar mother? I would imagine it would be something like that.

>>76616948
I'd imagine it'd be more like a mom who has just been in and out of prison. That's not a pleasant experience.

>>76616510
>"We need more quality art."
>posts this

>>76616965
Don't eat your broccoli? Shank.

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>>76616898

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So, anyone up for some black pearl?

>>76616928
>"Oh, Lapis. Don't you think it's a little rude to visit uninvited."
>"It's rude to lock people away too, but I'm over that. Here Pearl I got you a new mirror. Maybe you can trap your emotions in there or something."

>>76616992
Hold on, let me go find a My Chemical Romance CD first.

>>76616982
She'll flip out if someone so much as even looks at you the wrong way and fuck 'em up.

>>76616898
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGIs8JHXwI8
Really everything this guy does strikes me as a Peridot move for fusion.

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>>76617002
Embrace the edge

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>>76617000
I want this. Lapis would probably be able to get away with being this mean towards the CGs because of how powerful she is.

>>76617002
>>76617015
lemme grab my knifes and blood real quick

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>>76616992
I like the idea of Corrupt Pearl gets retrained by Steven to remember who she was, and what it means for conscious Monster Pearl

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>>76617015

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>>76617008

HOW WILL IT END:

CG gets to the Cluster, but can't destroy it. They put it in sleep mode in something like giant mega bubble.

In the end of the whole show cluster mutants get healed. Cluster in bubble will be teleported out of the Earth into space, where it also get healed and allowed to take physical form.

Cluster takes a form of a planet and become a new home for all gems, who don't want to serve homeworld anymore.

Optional: Those bad guys, who do not redeem themselves in the end of the series will stay on dying homeworld, alone, after all gems fly to the Cluster.

Calling it now. Screen it, anon.

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>>76617034
I always thought of black pearl as 'another' pearl who was left behind on Earth but only recently activated.

Can you imagine Pearls frustration at finding out that she wasn't Rose's only Pearl?

hay maybe that's what's in Lions mane chest

>>76616898

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hfQ5uIKrlw

>>76616624
I hope they do this for the whole show. So I don't have to watch it anymore.

>>76616853
Well if you recall, only Garnet was truly disgusted with it. Amethyst and Pearl seemed more taken aback than outright horified like Garnet and by an extension Steven.

>>76617006
>*kid gives a dirty look after being told to do something*
>THE FUCK IS THAT LOOK SUPPOSED TO MEAN YOU LITTLE BITCH! YOU THINK YOU'RE HARD! YOU'LL BE PICKING BITS OF YOURSELF OFF THE FLOOR WHEN I'M DONE WITH YOU!
>YEAH! THAT'S RIGHT! BACK THE FUCK DOWN YOU LITTLE BITCH! I'M ON TOP!

>>76616898
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afP71xwLI8Y

>>76617023
>One of the CG's delivers a sick burn
>Immediately gets the ol' right hook from the ocean

I'd take it

>>76616867
I just want a blue girlfriend that wears nothing but an oversized shirt.

>>76616888
I've always thought Lapis to be a relatively young gem, similar to Amethyst.
So I see her as having not a mother-son relationship with Steven like Pearl or Garnet, but more of as an older sister to Steven.

That being said, she'd still be buypolar.

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>>76616992
Earl is better. She duel wield to guns and doesn't afraid of anything

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>>76616869
Oh look at that. Best Gem.

>isn't two degenerates
>isn't defective
>isn't overcooked
>isn't a technology dependent midget
>isn't a mopey emo
>isn't a disgusting hybrid

She is the only healthy person in the show.

>>76617015
To be fair, her fair skin goes very well with dark clothing.

>>76617100
>isnt smart

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only bestgem can get dubs

jasper sux lolol

>>76617113
None of the gems are.

Truly the only perfect gem is Rose Quartz.

>>76617125
hmm
>>76617100

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>>76617044

>>76617100
You forgot
>isn't a lusty species-mixer

>>76617153
Alternatively: Isn't fucking dead

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>>76616992
You mean the super-polite, heartbroken Homeworld Pearl that Steven and Pearl discover in some ruins?

>>76617160
Which gem is the lewdest?

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>>76617015

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If quartzes are huge because they are warriors then what is Yellow Diamond's excuse?

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>>76617173
That could work, although maybe her being a homeworld pearl instantly makes her untrustworthy.

Maybe have her be a Pearl without an owner? Then the Gems could teach her stuff without instantly hating her

>>76617184
Garnet
She constantly does it in public.

>>76617093
>buypolar
one of thosepeople willing to shed blood over sales items?

>>76617150
Solve problem with fighting is against the spirit of the show, i think.

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>>76617184
Garnet is quite literally made out of two exhibitionists.

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>>76617185
This works surprising well actually

>>76617196
Yellow Diamond is presumably the leader of their entire species, so it makes sense that she's huge.

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>>76617044
>CGs + Peridot actually do stop the cluster
>But only temporarily
>Somewhere along the line Jasper and Lapis die, but not before an extensive backstory on the two of them
>Eventually it is found out that the cluster posses an immense danger not on to Earth, but to the homeworld
>CGs realize that they can make a deal with Yellow Diamond, Earth's freedom in exchange for dealing with the cluster
>contrary to what everyone on /sug/ believes, homeworld doesn't give a fuck about Earth or the war anymore, because in all honesty, Rose probably wasn't the first to rebel
>CGs deal with Cluster for good
>Yellow Diamond, captures Steven, breaking the deal, not because he's Rose Quartz, but because he's a hybrid
>Scientific experiments are conducted
>CGs capture Steven back
>YD travels to Earth with an envoy of gems
>They all take turns fucking Greg
>Post YFW when endgame is Greg inseminating an entire race of alien hardlight constructs

Screencap this, fuckers.

>>76617197
It's a fic I wrote that explores Pearl's identity crisis.

http://pastebin.com/kfAmzFDG

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>mfw haitus will be confirmed

>>76617214
That's not how it works, Zim.

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>>76617049
>The chest in Lion's mane is filled with dozens of warrior's gems
>Earth gets invaded by homeworld
>One of Rose's defense mechanisms is triggered and tells Steven to open the chest
>instant gem army
it would be so hype holy fuck

>>76617209
Maybe, but the power of friendship healing/helping the fusion mutants is,

>>76617197
It kills me not to know this but I've all but just forgotten

>>76617246
I can dig that, but how do we know that that army will see and understand that Steven is Rose? It could easily backfire.

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>>76617246
I would actually fucking love that.

>>76617226
Have hope anon

and remember that Matt is an ass

>>76617278
Jasper understood that Steven is Rose.

>>76617246
That's stupid though.

>>76617284
hold me anon i can't handle another hiatus

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>>76617215
>>76617215

>>76617299
Jasper saw Rose's shield, that's why she recognized her.

>>76616898
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UanTZDHVnz0

So jasper is futa dom. And yellow diamond is regular dominatrices type right? Isn't this all accepted?

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>>76617215
>endgame is humanity impregnating an entire species of alien space wymyns
I've never been more proud to be a man.

>>76617302
Just enjoy the 3 months filled with holidays

>>76617302
Just watch Gravity Falls to get used to ridiculous hiatuses.

>>76617342
Jasper is power bottom.

>>76616442
>complaining about 3 generals
>being so new as to not remembering how Avatar would fill up half the board.

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>>76616384
>All this peridemption in the last few eps
I never realized how much I wanted this until now.
Peridot makes the cutest goblin!

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>>76616888
mother? nah,, she doen't know much about the world, I picture her as a very sheltered older sister that starts to learn more about the world and have Steven guide her and teach her stuff, and thinking the things he'd teach her once he hits puberty makes my dick rock hard.

>Sardonyx never destroyed the pillars, she just dismantled the tower, allowing Pearl to rebuild it.
She was just like Sugilite, she wanted to stay fused. She was just a lot more subtle about it.

>>76617485
Seriously, anyone who cries about one thread is too fucking new for this board.

>>76617512
He's gonna experiment with Connie though.

>>76617246
The monsters were Rose's warriors mixed with a few unlucky HW loyalists who were left behind. Unless rose quickly picked up a few half affected ones after the fallout and bubbled them with rice before corruption took place I doubt it would happen.

>>76617514
>tumblr got mad about Garnet having straight hair

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check the map

>>76617573
Fucking hell lighthouse park is bigger than the entire fucking town.

>>76617506
Seeing how everything is in arcs right now feels really wierd compared to season 1 which had continuity but wasn't as heavily ordered

>>76617573
Cool. Thanks, nigga.

>>76617573
I can't wait until they visit Boat.

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>>76617015

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>>76617552
That fucking shit, man.
What blows my mind is the guy going that black people can't have that kind of hair. I mean, whatever, but jeeze.

>>76617573
>???
What's inbetween the T-Shirt Shop and Fish Stew Pizza?

>>76617573
>Only road to the town is a 2 laner
>2 lane road
>for a town the relies entirely on tourism to survive
Dewey, what the fuck.

>>76617641
To be fair, only mixed race blacks, or those with a hint of caucasoid in their ancestry, naturally have straight hair.

>>76617651
It's a small beach town. It's not some huge resort.

But then again I don't play Sim City.

>>76617651
Almost all ocean side towns, at least in the south, are only accessible though a 2 lane road

>>76617671
Did caucazoids really distinctly develop in the Caucuses and mongaloids in Mongolia or is that outdated?

>>76617682
>2 lane road
>for a town that relies entirely on tourism to survive
It doesn't matter if it's a huge resort or not, there's obviously a substantial amount of out-of-town visitors if Beach City isn't going bankrupt.

Hell, we know that their only industry is tourism and recreation, since the only dock there is a single pier, not nearly enough for fishing to be a profitable industry.

>>76617671
There are mulitple west and Central African tribal groups that are born with naturally straight or very lightly waved at best hair.

>>76617704
Caucasoid in this case refers to all peoples hailing from Europe, North Africa, and Semitic peoples (such as Persians)

>>76617643
Brothel. Every good sea town needs a brothel.

>>76617714
Was this before or after the colonists got their Spaniard on?

>>76617704
I'm about 90% sure that white people originating from the Caucuses is outdated.

I also suspect your terminology is outdated.

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>>76617573
here's what's inbetween fish stew pizza and the t-shirt shop

>>76617726
And Arabs and Indians and basically anyone who isn't African, oriental, or Amerindian.

>>76617573
IRL people would come from all over the world to visit that temple

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>>76617671
you do know there are hair care products that straiten hair no matter how curly right? it's not even unheard of for women to use said products

I asked my wife while she was straitening her slightly wavy hair what she would be doing if she was born with perfectly straight hair, she said she'd be curling it.

>>76617697
Do those ocean side towns have a population greater than 80, or a local industry besides tourism that makes the town self-sufficient?

>>76617741
I bet Amethyst has been in there a few times.

taking draw requests you stupid memers

>>76617774
Older Steven fulfilling his promise of exploring space with Pearl.

>>76617757
>Indians
Doesn't that only include Aryan Indians, not Dravidians?

>Arabs
I thought Arabs were a special case, being a mix between Caucasoids and East Africans (notably Horn Africans)

>Amerindian
I thought NAmerindians were pretty much Mongoloid in all but name?

>>76617774
Futadot doing futa things

>>76617771
As a customer or employee?

>>76617774
Lapis sleeping in Steven's bed in the winter

>>76617774

Sleepy/tired peridot drinking coffee and eating a doughnut.

>>76617808
Customer, the wings are good.

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>>76617573
>yfw someone spends their entire fortune to build an exact replica of beach city for visitors to come and see.

>>76617616
Steven shops at Hot Topic.

>>76617756
Fish stew deal with the fish separately from the pizza

>>76617767
>hair care products
>natural hair
Curling your hair with irons doesn't mean your hair is curly, anon; hair being curly, straight, or wavy is determined entirely by genetics and is, for the most part, entirely predictable based on ethnicity.

>>76617747>>76617800

Dontcha know?

It's all about that Neanderthal DNA these days.

See, before, people had this idea of Neanderthals being dumbfucks, and it was taken for granted because they all died.

But of course, some cro magnons fucked the neanderthals, and now we happen to have a distribution in which White and Asian people now have a greater percentage of the Neanderthal code than do sub-saharan Africans.

>>76617774
rose throwing greg over a cliff

>>76617799
>Post yfw he uses his plant manipulation to grow a spaceship.

>>76617759
It's private property though.

>>76616844
I like it

>>76617774
Something that involves the gems and the fall season. Like relaxing in the park or something

I don't think I've seen art with a fall setting/leaves falling yet.

>>76617843
we gonna see this in Super Watermelon Island?

>>76617837
I mean off

>>76617747
>I also suspect your terminology is outdated.
>Implying Caucasoid, Monogoloid, Congoid/Negroid, and Australoid arn't still applicable terms
>Implying you're not just a tumblr memer

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>>76617774
Yandere Peridot in a schoolgirl uniform secretly stalking Steven amd plotting to kill Connie

>>76617682

some people don't want to go to a busy place to relax. certainly much of the appeal is the remoteness. According to Historical Friction they are technically forbidden by the gems from even being on the continent and live their at-their-own-peril type situation

>>76617834
And now that it happens that white folk have the DNA of neanderthals in their own code, they go and say "Oh, well maybe they were actually intelligent, but also so chill that those nasty cro-magnons overran them"

>>76617808
Both.

>>76617514
Unf
Holy hell long-haired Poil...

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>>76617864
Shit. forgot mfw

>>76617813
No no, they've just been handed to her by Steven because she looks tired, and she's like "the fuck is this hot liquid and spongy ring?"

>>76617800
I'm no expert, but you are pretty much right on all counts if I'm not mistaken.

Aboriginal Australians are their own distinct group and have been where they are today for longer than any group of humans have existed anywhere ever. I believe a group of Indians may have survived the Mt. Toba eruption and may have therefore interbred with later arrivals, but I haven't heard anything on the matter and I doubt any information exists. Regardless, to my knowledge they are pretty much caucasoid. That may be a hard pill for some to swallow because of how dark their skin is, but it is what it is.

>>76617879
>dae le white people xD
Go fuck an ape, nigger.

>>76617246
>Five THOUSAND years will give you such a crick in the neck!
>Robin Williams will never voice a character on Steven universe

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>>76617774
Turn this guy into Amethyst.

>>76617901
>Robin Williams will never voice a character again
;_;7

>>76617872
>implying Connie won't go Yandere

>>76617910
Is that GabeN?

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>>76617843

>>76617879
And where exactly did this mystical "Neanderthal code" originate from by which modern DNA can be compared against?

>>76617879
Neandertalians dindu noffin wrong

It's the reason why Whites and Asians are superior.

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>>76617910
too hard, but I turned him into steven

>>76617926
We completely sequenced the Neanderthal genome years ago.

>>76617910
He's actually Connie and Paprika is Steven.

>>76617879
Yeah, the racist backtracking is pretty pathetic. They'd throw our entire species under the bus just to feel innately superior without actually accomplishing anything themself.

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>>76617912
>>76617901
And I was having such a good day.

>>76617919
Yes and no.
Not literally, but he is a roly-poly technology man full of spaghetti and grant money.

>>76617879
Neanderthals being stupid never really had a solid base anyway.
They were primitive people in the past, that's it really.

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>>76617937
Fixed

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>>76617937
>>76617965

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>>76617912

>>76617989
What the fuck is that, the magic bucket man?

>>76617830

many black women straighten their hair with hair care products is my point,

it's entirely stupid to get a fractured ass about how straight someones hair appears as if this is changing who they are on a genetic level.

I have never personally met a black woman who didn't straighten her hair.

your argument that is is fair for professional alarmists to get upset about it because of genetically natural hair tendencies, is also pretty quite silly.

>>76617901
>SSSSMMMOOOKIN!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLvPCcFoH58

>>76617912
At least his daughter's a pretty good VA. I would be cool with her being YD

>>76617964
That's not entirely true. We don't have anything to go by but artifacts suggest Neanderthal culture was relatively simple until Homo sapiens showed up and moved into their territory.

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>>76618022

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>>76618049
I can get behind this.

>>76618019
>your argument that is is fair for professional alarmists to get upset about it because of genetically natural hair tendencies, is also pretty quite silly.
What?
I never said I was upset about it, I said that the tumblr cunts were correct about black women not usually having naturally straight hair unless they're of mixed blood.

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The big question is...

Are you enjoying season 2's ordered pace compared to season 1's mostly loosely connected one?

>>76618126
Which would mean something if Garnet was black or not a shapeshifter.

>>76618141
I miss gem monsters and some things get dragged out, but for the most part I'm enjoying it.

>>76618063
that would be my face when we get Jim carrey as, of all things, Uranium oxide.

>>76616523
because they are competing for the son of the murdercock

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>>76616806
I figured it was a corrupt gem that could still bubble other gems and subsequently eat them to drain their power or some such.

>We'll never learn the backstory of any of the corrupted gems except for Peedle eventually

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>>76618168
We will never get metals.

Though a male VA for a gem would be funny.

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>>76616618
>>76616694
>>76616711

>>76618141
I like it so far, and I think It will continue to be good for at least fifteen more episodes after Thursday.
But like >>76618154 I want to see more gem monsters/corrupted gems.

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When girls have flat titties, we say "elle a des œufs au plat"

Which means she has eggs on the pan.

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>peridot's weapons ends up being a small kiteshield/buckler
>she fuses with Steven
>they become a bulky dual wield tower shield user

>>76618141
We have yet to pinpoint some topics of interest in s2, like those Stevenmelons

>>76618202
Okay then, the only other one I can think of in that case is Chrysoprase

>>76616485
My man. Cake did this song really well. Still one of my favorite covers ever.

>>76618227

I could see it just being an actual small laser pistol.

That has great potential for fusion weapons.

>>76616711

If SU goes into hiatus, the filthy cucks of /sug/ would probably accept being banned by /co/ like they did the last time.

Spineless, contemptible faggots who let themselves be ordered what to do. Typical reddit mentality. /co/ is a board of homosexuals, but /sug/ is incapable of the most limpwristed resistance

>>76618227
>peridot doesn't have a weapon
>she never fuses
>connie ruined any of her wildest dreams

>>76618051
Their tools were just as, if not more, advanced though.
They were just autistic.

I'm hoping that when Jasper and Lapis Lazuli come around and begin their redemption arcs, Peridot is super excited to lord all the things she's learned about earth over them.

Only to have Jasper shut her down since she knows a lot of it; she was there thousands of years ago.

"I know what rain is, nerd."

can someone post that pic where pearl is dressed up as rain ?

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>>76618260
Like /pol/ when they were buttraped by [s4s]?

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>>76618221
And if she has a nice ass?

Who is the racist homophones going to be in this show? You know they are going to have an episode about why it's wrong to discriminate so who is going to be the biggot? I think it will be peedee

>>76618268
Like animals?

>>76618287
Don't remind me of those dark times, anon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dO2qmy1vy0c

>>76618304
Um, Peridot. In the new episode.

Be honest. Who here watches MLP

>>76617573
There are no power lines. No substation.

>>76618214
During hiatus, /sug/ just becomes a cesspool of chatroom/avatarfag/tripfag trash (like every other general on 4chan). /sug/ -needs- to go away because it ends up being 90% shitposting. If you have a really good show-related topic to discuss, make a thread about it and it won't get deleted.

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>>76618141
I miss some of the side stories and appearance of other gems.

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>>76618304
It's obviously going to be Peedee.

>>76618311
It was great. I liked the loli threads we had.