The hiatus still isn't confirmed: edition
Old thread: >>76612332
>Back to the Barn download link
>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2:
>Guide to the Crystal Gems Download
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
>How are Gems Made?
>Too Far (October 15th, 2015)
Amethyst and Steven get into gossip.
Too Far (from NYCC, missing 30 seconds): https://mega.nz/#F!qIgVhJgQ!s-2PFvj15hmJLZ5vvztYFA
God fucking damnit you faggots are the worst you are shitting up my precious board. I wont tolerate that anymore like what are you fags thinking making 3 generals holy shit Im so fucking mad right now
SU and all that has to do with it should be banned this instant fucking cancer mlp faggots kill yourselfs
Oh the other one got deleted.
Repeating my request for mom-disguise Jasper ;_; And exited Steven
Hello, Lapis-friends. How will we shitpost today?
Stay mad <3
forgot a c from that
here it is:
Chill the others got deleted, these mixups happen
Hooray for Lapis!
Last thread someone made a really rad overcooked Jasper, thanks for letting me use it as a reference!
>Peri "removin' every fusion" dot
>Peri "Pearl makes me hurl" dot
It may be fedorable, but damn if some of these songs don't have a funky flow.
Dark Heresy or Rogue Trader?
Warhammer(40k) is a tabletop wargame, not an RPG
I combined your requests, hope you don't mind.
Garnet: DnD 3.5
Amethyst: Dungeon World or some other FFRPG
Jasper: Dark Heresy
Lapis: None, because she has no friends and nobody would want to play with her
Why is Peridot so threatened by Pearl? She seems to go out of her way to talk shit about her the most, especially in Too Far
Love the witch, Love the ocean
It looks great! Thank you!
Peridot being the epitome of order, fully believing that Gems should stick to what they are born with and nothing else.
Seeing a "Gem" like pearl act beyond what she was born for disgusts her, and goes against the order she has been taught. Hence a threat- especially since Peridot is now seemingly trying to get Steven to like her
>"let's go shove it in pearl's face!"
they are going to have the best banter. pissed pearl is the best.
Peridot isn't threatened by Pearl. She's just the most honest character on the show.
>calling a servant a servant
>calling a degenerate a degenerate
>calling a midget a midget
She's honest. I think Pearl is threatened by someone being honest and not deceitful.
Although she doesn't believe in Steven yet.
Give her time and maybe, though.
I dont say the art is good or bad, but you can see they post the same over and over...
Now that is some good taste
What was the moment in the show that made you make this face?
T H R U S T
I'm not entirely convinced the image limit exists. I think if we just spam images without a single thought given to discussion, nothing bad will happen.
I dont get the rules here
SU threads arent even allowed if the show isnt putting up constant new episodes, and people sperg the fuck out when they any mention of the show ever
but I can jump into an As told by ginger thread?
I just...can someone explain this shit to me? Do the mods really have something up their butt about this show? whats the deal here?
well, Amethyst is Peridots superior, even with her defects, so Peri is cautious around her, not much taunting until amethyst goaded her.
she is the ONLY true gem in the CG's
Garnet is basically a guy wearing full military power armour, so she ain't gonna shit talk her too much, but she still does a bit because she IS a pair of gems, perverted gems, but still gems.
Pearl is literally a handbag that insists on being treated as Peridots equal, so of course she's gonna be a smarmy bitch to the accessory with delusions of adequacy. she isn't even a real gem.
Except I keep putting SU lyrics in. All like "I'm gonna ride for my side in the Beach City / God bless the memory of R-O-S-E" and "So fuck Yellow Diamond and the Gem superpowers."
This was my first time drawing Opal
That looks great!
Mods are assholes who love to delete extremely relevant generals for lols.
Pic are the current rules, so if we are confirmed to have a hiatus on thursday /sug/ goes away for another 2-3 months
Malachite does get some pretty neat fusion fanart
If you were in Peridot's shoes, who would you talk smack to.
a) the gem who would be your superior on homeworld, regardless of her being defective, and is still a dangerous warrior
b) the two midgets melded together into a space marine wearing full power armor with a disconcerting lack of humor
c) the frail fuck-toy that thinks she's a real person
I believe in Steven. But he's still a hybrid abomination.
She didn't say she was defective. She said she was a failure. There's a difference.
She's still honest even about herself, though.
okay thats not so bad when they put it like that, but then i see any thread discussing anything in the show at all called out as a general and deleted...
Do new SU threads need to include that pic of the rules and then explain why they arent breaking them? i mean what the fuck?
and if we are going to talk about pointless threads that dont lead to anything good, why not ban threads about korra/asami, I doubt anyone has anything to say thats new on that cancer
God, I hope we'll see them fuse soon. I think their relationship is the most interesting in the show, so it'd be great to see how their fusion would represent it.
This is so fucking dumb. There are days when there's 5+ Rick and Morty threads, and Gravity Falls gets to keep a general right?
That's just fucking bullshit. I never even got why anyone gives a shit, at most there's gonna be like 3 threads up right? Why cant people just ignore them
>taking anything ever serioulsy
Its a fucking cartoon god damn who gives a shit . We are talking about the same shit even after a new episode aired. We are always talking about the same shit.
Ths rule is basically: "Dont have fun! Because I say so"
Bitter assmad virgin mods
I've written this up.
>Steven accidentally farts while trying to literally yank Lapis out of the fusion.
>Lapis laughs, Jasper doesn't get it, and they defuse. Jasper gets bubbled.
>Lapis has a tough time trying to get along with the other gems, so Steven takes her into town.
>This also goes poorly when the towenfolk discover she's the one who stole the ocean.
>With nothing else to do, Lapis starts making shapes out of the nearby water. This draws a crowd who enjoys the show.
>Jasper appears, having broken out of her bubble through SHEER FORCE OF FUCKING WILL(Bulging veins, clenched teetn).
>It looks like Lapis will have to imprison her again, but Steven manages to intervene.
Either Malachite defuses, or like Garnet remains a permanent fusion.
It might get to a point, like Garnet said that they really do become one, kinda like sugilite only much more attached.
If they did defuse, I'm seeing malachite being Stevens friend first, seeing as Jasper hates him/Rose with the force of a thousand suns
Just noticed something interesting.
See this bird? You know the bird from Giant women.
Is this a cluster? 1/2
People are upset because it's popular and people want to discuss and sperg around it.
As if any of the x is a cute! or Y on the front page! etc threads would cause any less disturbance, but it's upsetting to them that there's a fandom and some buzz, I guess
See, the inside if made up of gem shards.
After Opal destroys them, she bubbles them all at the same time.
Would this count as a cluster? Maybe, but there isn't any forced fusion going on. What do you think, sug?
>plan to eliminate the cluster involves drilling down to the surface and releasing a bomb that defuses it permanently, leaving all the shards dormant
>gems go in the ocean to not have to drill as far
>Malachite's there, crazy as ever
>Peridot doesn't mention that the bomb defuses EVERYONE in its radius, so Garnet and Malachite are defused mid-battle
>and of course it shuts off the warp pads too
>Ruby and Sapphire are upset, but Lapis is even more because she can't lock down Jasper anymore, and not only wants to save Steven, no she feels like it'll make her whole
>Lapis goes buttfuck, torrential blast to get Steven away, and splits up the Gems
>Peridot, Pearl and Sapphire thrown one way across the ocean
>Ruby, Steven, and Amethyst thrown another way back to the Temple
>in the chaos, Jasper's thrown with Steven
>she tries to fight, but the ocean can sense her and wants to pull her under, the warp pads don't work, and her powers are still wonky
>start up Jasper redemption saga while the other girls hitch it back to the Temple
>also, turns out Gem Fusion still works if both partners actually want it, it just blocks the sort of fusion that makes shards merge together mindlessly, so Ruby/Sapphire can be Garnet again
>but more importantly, Jasper and Lapis can fuse again when they've calmed down and their fusion's not some sort of emotional trap but something they want to do, and so they bring her out occasionally
It's hard to say. It didn't produce anywhere near the kind of disgusted reaction actual clusters did.
Besides, it's full of lots of separate gems rather than one clump of broken ones. It's more akin to a fusion in that way.
If it's possible for lots of corrupted gems to fuse, then that's it.
The image limit will literally prevent you from posting the message dude, there'll be a red notice saying image limit is full.
post shit that would make great fusion dances
>"Oh, Lapis. Don't you think it's a little rude to visit uninvited."
>"It's rude to lock people away too, but I'm over that. Here Pearl I got you a new mirror. Maybe you can trap your emotions in there or something."
I want this. Lapis would probably be able to get away with being this mean towards the CGs because of how powerful she is.
I like the idea of Corrupt Pearl gets retrained by Steven to remember who she was, and what it means for conscious Monster Pearl
HOW WILL IT END:
CG gets to the Cluster, but can't destroy it. They put it in sleep mode in something like giant mega bubble.
In the end of the whole show cluster mutants get healed. Cluster in bubble will be teleported out of the Earth into space, where it also get healed and allowed to take physical form.
Cluster takes a form of a planet and become a new home for all gems, who don't want to serve homeworld anymore.
Optional: Those bad guys, who do not redeem themselves in the end of the series will stay on dying homeworld, alone, after all gems fly to the Cluster.
Calling it now. Screen it, anon.
I always thought of black pearl as 'another' pearl who was left behind on Earth but only recently activated.
Can you imagine Pearls frustration at finding out that she wasn't Rose's only Pearl?
hay maybe that's what's in Lions mane chest
>*kid gives a dirty look after being told to do something*
>THE FUCK IS THAT LOOK SUPPOSED TO MEAN YOU LITTLE BITCH! YOU THINK YOU'RE HARD! YOU'LL BE PICKING BITS OF YOURSELF OFF THE FLOOR WHEN I'M DONE WITH YOU!
>YEAH! THAT'S RIGHT! BACK THE FUCK DOWN YOU LITTLE BITCH! I'M ON TOP!
I've always thought Lapis to be a relatively young gem, similar to Amethyst.
So I see her as having not a mother-son relationship with Steven like Pearl or Garnet, but more of as an older sister to Steven.
That being said, she'd still be buypolar.
Earl is better. She duel wield to guns and doesn't afraid of anything
Oh look at that. Best Gem.
>isn't two degenerates
>isn't a technology dependent midget
>isn't a mopey emo
>isn't a disgusting hybrid
She is the only healthy person in the show.
You mean the super-polite, heartbroken Homeworld Pearl that Steven and Pearl discover in some ruins?
If quartzes are huge because they are warriors then what is Yellow Diamond's excuse?
That could work, although maybe her being a homeworld pearl instantly makes her untrustworthy.
Maybe have her be a Pearl without an owner? Then the Gems could teach her stuff without instantly hating her
Garnet is quite literally made out of two exhibitionists.
>CGs + Peridot actually do stop the cluster
>But only temporarily
>Somewhere along the line Jasper and Lapis die, but not before an extensive backstory on the two of them
>Eventually it is found out that the cluster posses an immense danger not on to Earth, but to the homeworld
>CGs realize that they can make a deal with Yellow Diamond, Earth's freedom in exchange for dealing with the cluster
>contrary to what everyone on /sug/ believes, homeworld doesn't give a fuck about Earth or the war anymore, because in all honesty, Rose probably wasn't the first to rebel
>CGs deal with Cluster for good
>Yellow Diamond, captures Steven, breaking the deal, not because he's Rose Quartz, but because he's a hybrid
>Scientific experiments are conducted
>CGs capture Steven back
>YD travels to Earth with an envoy of gems
>They all take turns fucking Greg
>Post YFW when endgame is Greg inseminating an entire race of alien hardlight constructs
Screencap this, fuckers.
>The chest in Lion's mane is filled with dozens of warrior's gems
>Earth gets invaded by homeworld
>One of Rose's defense mechanisms is triggered and tells Steven to open the chest
>instant gem army
it would be so hype holy fuck
>endgame is humanity impregnating an entire species of alien space wymyns
I've never been more proud to be a man.
>All this peridemption in the last few eps
I never realized how much I wanted this until now.
Peridot makes the cutest goblin!
mother? nah,, she doen't know much about the world, I picture her as a very sheltered older sister that starts to learn more about the world and have Steven guide her and teach her stuff, and thinking the things he'd teach her once he hits puberty makes my dick rock hard.
>Sardonyx never destroyed the pillars, she just dismantled the tower, allowing Pearl to rebuild it.
She was just like Sugilite, she wanted to stay fused. She was just a lot more subtle about it.
The monsters were Rose's warriors mixed with a few unlucky HW loyalists who were left behind. Unless rose quickly picked up a few half affected ones after the fallout and bubbled them with rice before corruption took place I doubt it would happen.
That fucking shit, man.
What blows my mind is the guy going that black people can't have that kind of hair. I mean, whatever, but jeeze.
>2 lane road
>for a town that relies entirely on tourism to survive
It doesn't matter if it's a huge resort or not, there's obviously a substantial amount of out-of-town visitors if Beach City isn't going bankrupt.
Hell, we know that their only industry is tourism and recreation, since the only dock there is a single pier, not nearly enough for fishing to be a profitable industry.
here's what's inbetween fish stew pizza and the t-shirt shop
you do know there are hair care products that straiten hair no matter how curly right? it's not even unheard of for women to use said products
I asked my wife while she was straitening her slightly wavy hair what she would be doing if she was born with perfectly straight hair, she said she'd be curling it.
Doesn't that only include Aryan Indians, not Dravidians?
I thought Arabs were a special case, being a mix between Caucasoids and East Africans (notably Horn Africans)
I thought NAmerindians were pretty much Mongoloid in all but name?
>yfw someone spends their entire fortune to build an exact replica of beach city for visitors to come and see.
>hair care products
Curling your hair with irons doesn't mean your hair is curly, anon; hair being curly, straight, or wavy is determined entirely by genetics and is, for the most part, entirely predictable based on ethnicity.
It's all about that Neanderthal DNA these days.
See, before, people had this idea of Neanderthals being dumbfucks, and it was taken for granted because they all died.
But of course, some cro magnons fucked the neanderthals, and now we happen to have a distribution in which White and Asian people now have a greater percentage of the Neanderthal code than do sub-saharan Africans.
>I also suspect your terminology is outdated.
>Implying Caucasoid, Monogoloid, Congoid/Negroid, and Australoid arn't still applicable terms
>Implying you're not just a tumblr memer
Yandere Peridot in a schoolgirl uniform secretly stalking Steven amd plotting to kill Connie
some people don't want to go to a busy place to relax. certainly much of the appeal is the remoteness. According to Historical Friction they are technically forbidden by the gems from even being on the continent and live their at-their-own-peril type situation
And now that it happens that white folk have the DNA of neanderthals in their own code, they go and say "Oh, well maybe they were actually intelligent, but also so chill that those nasty cro-magnons overran them"
Shit. forgot mfw
I'm no expert, but you are pretty much right on all counts if I'm not mistaken.
Aboriginal Australians are their own distinct group and have been where they are today for longer than any group of humans have existed anywhere ever. I believe a group of Indians may have survived the Mt. Toba eruption and may have therefore interbred with later arrivals, but I haven't heard anything on the matter and I doubt any information exists. Regardless, to my knowledge they are pretty much caucasoid. That may be a hard pill for some to swallow because of how dark their skin is, but it is what it is.
And I was having such a good day.
many black women straighten their hair with hair care products is my point,
it's entirely stupid to get a fractured ass about how straight someones hair appears as if this is changing who they are on a genetic level.
I have never personally met a black woman who didn't straighten her hair.
your argument that is is fair for professional alarmists to get upset about it because of genetically natural hair tendencies, is also pretty quite silly.
That's not entirely true. We don't have anything to go by but artifacts suggest Neanderthal culture was relatively simple until Homo sapiens showed up and moved into their territory.
>your argument that is is fair for professional alarmists to get upset about it because of genetically natural hair tendencies, is also pretty quite silly.
I never said I was upset about it, I said that the tumblr cunts were correct about black women not usually having naturally straight hair unless they're of mixed blood.
The big question is...
Are you enjoying season 2's ordered pace compared to season 1's mostly loosely connected one?
I figured it was a corrupt gem that could still bubble other gems and subsequently eat them to drain their power or some such.
>We'll never learn the backstory of any of the corrupted gems except for Peedle eventually
We will never get metals.
Though a male VA for a gem would be funny.
>peridot's weapons ends up being a small kiteshield/buckler
>she fuses with Steven
>they become a bulky dual wield tower shield user
If SU goes into hiatus, the filthy cucks of /sug/ would probably accept being banned by /co/ like they did the last time.
Spineless, contemptible faggots who let themselves be ordered what to do. Typical reddit mentality. /co/ is a board of homosexuals, but /sug/ is incapable of the most limpwristed resistance
I'm hoping that when Jasper and Lapis Lazuli come around and begin their redemption arcs, Peridot is super excited to lord all the things she's learned about earth over them.
Only to have Jasper shut her down since she knows a lot of it; she was there thousands of years ago.
"I know what rain is, nerd."
Like /pol/ when they were buttraped by [s4s]?
Who is the racist homophones going to be in this show? You know they are going to have an episode about why it's wrong to discriminate so who is going to be the biggot? I think it will be peedee
During hiatus, /sug/ just becomes a cesspool of chatroom/avatarfag/tripfag trash (like every other general on 4chan). /sug/ -needs- to go away because it ends up being 90% shitposting. If you have a really good show-related topic to discuss, make a thread about it and it won't get deleted.
I miss some of the side stories and appearance of other gems.
It's obviously going to be Peedee.
i DEMAND an episode where we visit Mayor Dewey's house
Only saw the first season after seeing how the show garnered a lot of attention and wanted to give it a "fair chance". Stopped keeping up with it, but saved a couple of images, then all of a sudden it was forced into one thread on /co/ and one thread on /b/, then it got a board and posting it was banned.
>there will never be another human-focused episode as good as this again
Why did Sadie's Song have to be so shit? The writers have showed us Lars and Sadie can be super interesting when they actually try.
>thinking watching SU is not cancer
Make your guesses for the rest of the season.
>"Super Watermelon Island"
>"Same Old World"
>"Hit the Diamond"
>"Too Short to Ride"
>"Drop Beat Dad"
>"The New Lars"
>"Beach City Drift"
>"Kiki's Pizza Delivery Service"
>"Alone at Sea"
>"Greg the Babysitter"
>"Crack the Whip"
>"Steven vs. Amethyst"
>"Beta Part 1"
>"Earthlings Part 2"
>"Back 2 the Moon Part 3"
>"The Kindergarten Kid"
>"Know Your Fusion"
>"Last One Out of Beach City"
Honestly, at this point, I just don't care anymore, and don't see why it's a big deal. It's like when people complained about /hsg/ for years, but never once had it really concerned or bothered me.
While I do know that it had a bunch of stupid shit in it like that spit bucket thing(?) and getting really off-topic, I don't understand how it would be such a problem for a show or whatever with a big fanbase having threads if they're still, even tangentially, talking about the show or just sharing images or whatever of the show, or whatever, especially if it's one thread out of a hundred on a 4chan that now has an easy to use catalog and especially if there's a decent amount of people who post in the threads.
I don't know, whatever, this is too meta for me.
Tie-in to a new phone game.
Gurren Lagann episode.
Peridot and one Gem.
Yellow Diamond's first appearance.
Steven finally learns how to do the super jump the Gems do, but it's different.
Greg gets a new girlfriend/job.
Contest between the restaurants.
Kiki gets a moped and starts delivering pizza to the citizens of Beach City.
Steven and Centipeetle meets again.
The CGs look for Gem-powered jewelry.
Amethyst tries to take more of a leader position.
Steven puts Amethyst in her place, and becomes the new leader of the CGs.
Steven grows out of his beta-stage.
The CGs train the citizens of Beach City so they can fight.
The Moon is a Gem.
Steven gets critically wounded, but instead of poofing something else happens.
The CGs celebrate Thanksgivings.
Tiger Millionare makes a comeback.
EVERYONE GET OUT IT'S GONNA BLOW!
The one time mods left Steven Generals around during a four week hiatus, the general got so full of fetish porn and hate-wanking over their favorite tumblr sacrificial goat that when a new episode finally did air, that stuff was still all people talked about for at least a week. Shit doesn't isolate itself, shit breeds shit.
>Super Watermelon Island
>Steven and Connie magically forget about the cluster for a single episode and have a picnic at a warp location.
>Suddenly they are beset by watermelon stevens.
>The anthropomorphic fruits wield primitive weapons and vaguely tribal decorations.
>They take them to their leader.
>Now a fully fused individual Malachite is made of ha-a-ate.
>She hates herself, and everything around her.
>She is voiced by a famous singer and sings a song.
>Tries to kill Steven and Connie, who escape in the forest.
>In the end they convince the melons to rebel against Malachite, she smashes a lot of them but after they make it clear that even with such a display of power they will not follow her anymore she leaves dejectedly
>lord of the flies references are strewn liberally throughout
>"Super Watermelon Island"
Peridot compares her robots to Steven's watermelons, Stevidot bonding
The drill is finally done. Back to the Kindergarten because Peridot senses the final prototypes are waking up
Pre-drilling Garnet and CG-Peridot bonding episode
>>"Same Old World"
Journey to the centre of the Earth tbh
>>"Hit the Diamond"
They find the cluster and try to destroy it. Ends in cliffhunger with cluster waking up
Everything goes to shit and Steven, the CG and Peridot are separated from each other
>>"Too Short to Ride"
Steven finds Peridot and the drill but they cannot ride it. After that CG appear and they come back. Apparently they deactivated the cluster... or did they?
>>"Drop Beat Dad"
House Guest 2.0.
Story for Steven 2.0.
>>"The New Lars"
Joking Victim 2.0
>>"Beach City Drift"
Could be fun. Dunno.
>>"Kiki's Pizza Delivery Service"
They go to the temple after Steven cures a corrupted gem. He gets nothing yet.
>>"Alone at Sea"
Malachite comes and takes Garnet
>>"Greg the Babysitter"
Story For Steven 3.0 (filler)
The gems from the temple come out from they bubbles
>>"Crack the Whip"
Amethyst goes nuts and because Garnet is no more wants to take control
>>"Steven vs. Amethyst"
Steven tells Amethyst to stfu
>>"Beta Part 1"
Cluster reappears, he wasn't dead
>>"Earthlings Part 2"
>>"Back 2 the Moon Part 3"
Doctor Who ripoff
What happens when you are inside your own gem. maybe Steven dies.
>>"The Kindergarten Kid"
Yellow Diamond appears and retrieves all the gems that escaped
>>"Know Your Fusion"
Statue fusion becomes true and kicks the shit out of YD. She promises revenge and promises to inform BD and WD
>>"Last One Out of Beach City"
Super ship approaches. Cliffhanger.
how come nobody talks about this diamond authority training dummy
lion 2 the movie is arguably the biggest episode lore wise
What if the watermelon island episode is about the watermelons trying to tell the gems about some horrible threat that's attacking them, and at the end we see it's Malachite rising from the depths of the ocean?
Which is why making /mlp/ was such a fucking disastrous mistake. Letting a general thread fester when the show's on hiatus is bad enough, but giving it a whole fucking thread is like giving a virulent plague a giant petri dish full of agar to grow in.
>Robin Williams is in creepy suicide hell
I thought that was a cute film if you didn't treat it like classic Tom & Jerry
It's definitely more focused, very much the *we need answers* season, trying not to blue ball our questions but without going full info dump, I miss gem monsters and some of the other sillyness, but I hold hope it will return
he is hiding from her because he is pink diamond and she is still technically aligned with homeworld
I found an article.
Interesting. It's a far cry from Neanderthals being more intelligent than modern humans, but the idea that something the Neanderthals made potentially advancing homo sapiens is a cool idea to consider.
Hale and hearty I'LL POUND YOU INTO THE GROUND attitude, too. Best gem, truly.
She'll be severely fucked up as a result of Lapis' permafusion act though. It'll be interesting to see what she'll think of fusion once we see her again, I'm guessing she'll see Garnet as some kind of perverse demon and will be seriously traumatised
>Peridot hasn't met lion
>Peridot hasn't met Connie
Clearly Connie and Lion are off on their own big adventure.
>The bonding episode with either Garnet or Steven
>The Drill is deployed, Malachite gets in the way and is defused. Jasper is lost at sea, Lapis gets taken in.
>Peridot and Lapis have to get along, or Peridot and Garnet
> I have no clue
>Either Rose is revealed to be Pink Diamond, or YD makes a scene
>No fucking clue
>Peridot and Steven fuse to be tall enough to ride at funland
>Jasper Alone episode
>No clue but important
>Gems hunt for Jasper, most dangerous game style
>Amethyst fucks up
>Amethyst fucks up more and steven gets involvedf
>Steven is abducted and taken to homeworld.