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Memes Edition

Old Thread:>>76570887

>Back to the Barn download link
https://mega.nz/#!eV8lGJQJ!H2MwPksrqVbFJH4U8AMB5fXERVlC-YmodEhXiO3yasc

>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2:
https://mega.co.nz/#F!DYlSjTqY!NQ0lr0fUqFxu7b9luFpNuQ
https://mega.co.nz/#F!gtpBACjS!yH7vcAjYHgPGlvv5DneyFA
https://mega.co.nz/#F!a9ojCZCT!SLfX7l7inSHdvd7hrf5LLA

>Guide to the Crystal Gems Download
https://mega.nz/#!dMRhWA4I!aFZeYDCA3rDUZSjBK0T9WXBCkV9ZVtlSNaTF6CfgptQ

>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
http://soundcloud.com/aivisura

Shorts:

>Extended Intro:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2UJKBGrJCg [Embed]

>How are Gems Made?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqniSO8kxFo [Embed]

Episode Schedule:

>Too Far (October 15th, 2015)
Amethyst and Steven get into gossip.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NG6LSlJvLIg [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3Lod1ACo14 [Embed]

Too Far (from NYCC, missing 30 seconds): https://mega.nz/#!5EEFiaQB!Ay0foxVKFIK1CByormRXtdOCrI5AzvPdoTS-AhZUCVk
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>>76576581
This is a Steven Universe General. Mods please delete this.
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THE MEMES!
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Drawing requests
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Reminder of the endgame
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Xth for Lapis is a qt
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first for being cool
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>>76576602
Delete yourself from existence
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first for best gem
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>>76576621
peridot awkwardly using her tape recorder to ask out amy
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Quick!

Post the webm. You know the one.
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>>76576621


Peridot going cross eyed in rage with the caption CLODS
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>>76576621
Ruby VS Sapphire, take is as you will
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Edit requests?
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We're back baby!
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Taking crossover requests.

Only the best will do.

Just give me a franchise!
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>hiatus, six episodes, then another hiatus

does this show always do this? started watching a bit before nightmare hospital and it's pretty annoying knowing i'm going to have to wait another 3 fucking months for episodes after only 6 new ones
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>>76576628
Watch out, she's more dangerous than she looks.

Also lesbian from last thread, post more we want to here about your mishaps. (or at least I do for those who are triggered by 'we')
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Guys, please, no degeneracy this time.
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>I am not throwing away my shot!
>I am not throwing away my shot!
>Hey yo, I’m just like my country
>I’m young, scrappy and hungry
>And I’m not throwing away my shot!
>I’m ‘a get a scholarship to Queen's College
>I prob’ly shouldn’t brag, but dag, I amaze and astonish
>The problem is I got a lot of brains but no polish
>I gotta holler just to be heard
>With every word, I drop knowledge!
>I’m a diamond in the rough, a shiny piece of coal
>Tryin’ to reach my goal. My power of speech: unimpeachable
>Only two thousand but my mind is older
>These Homeworld streets get colder, I shoulder
>Ev’ry burden, ev’ry disadvantage
>I have learned to manage, I don’t have a gun to brandish
>I walk these streets famished
>The plan is to fan this spark into a flame
>But damn, it’s getting dark, so let me spell out the name
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>>76576621
Peridot and Steven as the Gem Grumps.
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Reminder that Peridot will be redeemed and she won't be killed.

Sugar won't kill her 10 years old OC for nothing.
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Post yfw jasper will NEVER be redeemed like peridot
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>>76576666
what was that picture orignally from?
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flockmod.com/gemsroom
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I don't get why people want Jasper to be redeemd like Peridot.

Jasper is NOT like Peridot, her personality and situation is different.
She is violent and aggressive and not a little weak bitch who is afraid to die so she gets forced to work with her enemies.
Jasper will never go down like that, she is a much tougher to break, maybe she never even will get "redeemed".
Plus having similiar character arcs is boring.
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>>76575432
Y'know, now that I think of it, what's the point to being called the "Crystal Gems"?

How is that different from the Diamond Authority? Diamonds have an almost perfect crystalline structure.
In fact, quartz's structure varies wildly.
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>>76576625
from last thread.
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>>76576699
>>76576699

Who framed Roger Rabbit
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>>76576621
This one's pretty open - I want you to draw an album cover for this:
http://soundcloud.com/realbilllwatterson/fulldisclosure
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>>76576699
steven univserse
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>mfw the Scottish think they're people
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>>76576699
Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
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>>76576654
Old greg standing Young greg on the ground
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>>76576699
It's supposed to be Who Framed Roger Rabbit.
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>>76576699
Who framed Roger Rabbit.
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>>76571395
>>76576548
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>>76576678
but I violated the rules and it wasn't /sug/ related just me blogging
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RIP High School Drama Edition
post highschool-themed SU
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>>76576710
Sounds cool.
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>>76576725
So, what are they, sheep that learned how to act like people?
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>>76576745
Stop
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Badly describe your waifu.
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>>76576682
>I am the—
>R-O-S-E
>Q-U-A-R-T-Z
>we are—meant to be…

>A colony that runs independently
>Meanwhile, Homeworld keeps shittin’ on us endlessly
>Essentially, they tax us relentlessly
>Then Yellow D turns around, runs a spending spree
>She ain’t ever gonna set her descendants free
>So there will be a revolution in this century
>Enter me!

>(She says in parentheses)

>Don’t be shocked when your hist’ry book mentions me
>I will lay down my life if it sets us free
>Eventually, you’ll see my ascendancy
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I wanna see an episode where it's Just Garnet, Opal and Stevonnie having a party, maybe to show why fusions don't have to be weapons to Peridot... I dunno, a fusion party just sounds fun to me
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>>76576745
>See you there
Nigga' this is a competitive industry. I'm gonna crush everyone.
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>>76576695
>>76576708
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>>76576774
a rock
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>>76576774
She's rocks.
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>>76576750
Rules are made to be broken.

Don't worry you can have fun with my GF, as long as I get to watch.
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>>76576725
ebin twoll m9
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>>76576710
earth is in a region of space the gems designate as the "crystal system", peridot mentions it in her distress signal
they're the crystal gems cause they live there.
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>>76576710
The Crystal Gem's name is derived more from the fact that Earth is in the Crystal Quadrant
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Give me the sugar, /sug/.
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>>76576036
In her defense, that's not exactly a foolproof plan.

The last three girls I dated all decided immediately following, or even during our time together, that they were, in fact, lesbians. I guess I just fall for the tough ones.

ANYWAY, point being, don't be too hard on her.
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Where were you when Steven and Connie started dating?
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>>76576621
Pearl and Peridot's mechs combined.
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Have drawfags attempted to draw what they think happened in those missing 30 seconds from the leak?
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>>76576774
Cheap
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>>76576806
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>>76576763
Niggers that dyed themselves white.

>>76576816
:DDD
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SLAVE PEARL ART

WHERE
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>>76576826
Maybe you just have a really awful penis.
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>>76576783
>I dream of life without a monarchy
>The unrest in France will lead to ‘onarchy?
>‘Onarchy? How you say, how you say, ‘anarchy?’
>When I fight, I make the other side panicky
>With my shot
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>>76576745
I gave up on my dreams so long ago. Now I'm the same age as Sugar and she has my dream job while I wallow in my filth and depression.
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>>76576811
is she short I like short girls
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>>76576825
Do you guys think Sugar watches Boku no Pico?
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>>76576621

Steven from the binding of Isaac: With Steven's Tiny Afro Hair.
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>>76576708
You may be right, but I think Peridot is giving Steven the information he needs to sort of understand how Jasper thinks so he could maybe figure out how to talk to her. Doesn't necessarily mean it'll play out the same way, but she's not going to be a Frieza/Cell type implacable embodiment of hate this season.
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does anyone have that lewd pearl edit from rose's scabbard with pearl holding the sword? i really need it
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>>76576774
shell
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>>76576856
>Yo, I’m a tailor’s apprentice
>And I got y’all knuckleheads in loco parentis
>I’m joining the rebellion cuz I know it’s my chance
>To socially advance, instead of sewin’ some pants!
>I’m gonna take a shot
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>>76576745
This is sweet, but: >>76576796

you will crumble under my steel boot

I don't actually own boots
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>>76576627
That's not stevidot
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>>76576581
daily reminder
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>>76576654
>>76576860
This one with whoever you want.
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>>76576880
forgot pic
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>>76576869
she watches all the yaois and yuris
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>yfw Sugar just Daily Dosed an entire room, and they'll never realize it
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>>76576833
the same place I was when steven and peridot started dating
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>>76576880
>Steven from the binding of Isaac

I think ypu mean Steven from Time Fcuk.
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>>76576621
titanfall cover with peridot + mech
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>>76576863
Shorter than me, but most people are.

Shit you would love my ex, she's short with a nice body and she was always bi-curious. She's fucking crazy in bed two, we used to fuck in public and all sorts of crazy things.
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>>76576853
It's pretty good.
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>>76576670
Not usually no. CN shows go on hiatus for the winter so they can play Grandma got run over by a reindeer on loop.
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>>76576670
shut up newfag
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>>76576903
>But we’ll never be truly free
>Until those in bondage have the same rights as you and me
>You and I. Do or die. Wait till I sally in
>On a stallion with the first pearl battalion
>Have another shot
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>>76576850
stop
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>>76576860
>gave up
And therein lies the problem. Unless you're a paraplegic or double-amputee you should be able to practice enough to draw worth shit.
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>>76576887
No, that is going to be Yellow Diamond.
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>>76577004
>that pic

y'all are some really fucked up people. you know that I hope.
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>>76577032
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>>76576851
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>>76576991
It was annoying seeing the crowd react to this like they did.


Fucking shipper fags, what even are they.
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>>76577019
No
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>>76576888
This one?
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>>76576888
?
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>>76576903
>Geniuses, lower your voices
>You keep out of trouble and you double your choices
>I’m with you, but the situation is fraught
>You’ve got to be carefully taught:
>If you talk, you’re gonna get shot!
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>>76576692
Yeah, I've heard she's actually younger than Steven, is that just speculation? I'd believe it with how childish she is.
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>>76577042
don't act like pearl hasn't grinded on that scabbard at least 10 times
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>>76577042
WHERE DO YOU THINK WE ARE

>>76576991
Thanks doc
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>>76577042
I'd rather be fucked up than prudish and repressed anon.
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>>76577012
Ah yes
It's like the TBS treatment of A Christmas Story

Soon, a new generation will appreciate and love Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer
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>>76577064
>>76577067
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>>76577047
Small moms best moms
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Have you guys checked out the new DLC yet? It feels a little obligatory/tacked on but I still had fun with it.
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>>76576825
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>>76577048
noice
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What are you guys hopeing to get out of the licensed merch? I'm wishing greg at least gets his van as a plush
a bunch of cookie cat stuff and a peridot funko pop would also be cute
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>>76577042
What are you, a cop?
Fuck outta here.
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>>76577093
Fake and gay.
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>>76577020
I lost my enthusiasm when I was 14. I am physically disabled, but not in a way that prevents me from drawing. I haven't seriously drawn since then.
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>>76577067
>>76577064
thank you !!!
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>>76577004
>>76577064
damn I love swords
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>>76577070
Just speculation.
But I think he was talking about how Peridot is Sugar's Invader Zim OC from 10 years ago
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>>76577069
>Lapis, check what we got
>Miss Ameythyst, hard rock like Lancelot
>I think your pants look hot
>Pearl, I like you a lot
>Let’s hatch a plot blacker than the kettle callin’ the pot...
>What are the odds the gods would put us all in one spot
>Poppin’ a squat on conventional wisdom, like it or not
>A bunch of revolutionary manumission abolitionists?
>Give me a position, show me where the ammunition is!

>Oh, am I talkin’ too loud?
>Sometimes I get over excited, shoot off at the mouth
>I never had a group of friends before
>I promise that I’ll make y’all proud
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>>76577049
Why even watch this show if you're not into lesbian shipping?
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Who here likes SU x Disney movies?
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>>76577093
You aren't fucking tolling me are you? Holy shit I got to check this out.
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>>76577091
See Steven that's your problem, you want one big mom when you could have multiple smaller moms
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>>76577093
At least they added something when you beat the game.
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Would you have rough sex with her?
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>>76577113
If I learned anything from AT merchandise, it'll be shit.
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>>76577083
not him, but
>being sexually moral is being "repressed"
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>>76577004
my only sexual experience with another human being is getting groped by my older brothers best friend when I didn't know I was into girls but that's it man.
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>>76576666
Seven Universe x Wacky Racers

Each Gem has their own car (and Greg has his van), except for Peridot, who is Snidely Whiplash, and has Steven riding shotgun.
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>>76576581
What if Steven developed an eating disorder for an arc?
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>>76577004
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>>76576826
That's hilarious, you poor bastard.
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>>76577144
I'm in the sane minority. I don't really have a "waifu". I watch the show cause its enjoyable and interesting with fun characters.
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>>76577146
4u
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>>76577153
yes, slam hard sounds like 10000 americlaps at a handegg game and penis would kiss her womb

She's a big girl she can take it
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>>76577153
I'd let her have rough sex with me.
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So Jasper called Amethyst an undercooked runt, but did anyone else notice how big her fusions are? Opal is tall, Alexandrite is taller, and Nicki Minaj is Godzilla hueg.

Amethysts must be big girls.
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>>76577070
I've heard Steven is only 2-3 years old. Age is an illusion for gems, etc. When he saw Connie he made himself the same age as her so he could ask her out on a date.
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>>76577116
>stats
>not reports
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT!!!
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>>76577153
Would you please post a bigger picture?
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>>76577150
But big mom loves Steven the most, as well as the 2 small moms that make up her whole being.
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>>76577179
Do you mean Dick Dastardly?

Snidely Whiplash is from Dudley Do-Right.
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>>76577194
I need more
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>>76577153
She would flatten me. I need tenderness.
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>>76577164
>that comment
this raises several questions
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>>76577194
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>>76577164
E D I N B U R G H
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>>76577184
it'll go more like this actually
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>>76576826
I spent 5 years with a girl I loved. In the end, she broke up with me via text, told me she was now a lesbian and was in love with another girl. In hindsight, I should've seen it coming from a mile away. She seemed to enjoy that threesome we had years earlier much more than me.
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>>76577192
enjoyable and interesting with fun characters who want to scissor their gems against each other
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>>76577164
I see. The sad thing is if you were straight getting laid for you would be as easy as breathing air.

What country do you live in? You said you weren't in the US right?
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>>76577224
FUCK.

Yes.

I am trash.
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>>76577064
>>76577067
H I V E M I N D
I
V
E
M
I
N
D
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>>76576654
peridot
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>>76577153
That's a small image of a big woman
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>>76577257
>normies still believing in sexual categorisation
>normies still believing in a sexual scale
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/k/ here, what infantry weapon do you think would be best for destroying a gem's physical form and forcing them into their gem? I think a battle rifle would have the punch to do it. Considering a simple stab destroyed Pearl, it would work well on weaker gems. Against something like a Jasper, I hope it would have enough stopping power to at least slow her down.
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what is your favorite fan fusion?
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>>76576834
I second this.
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Best Gems
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>>76577153
Why does every show I like have a muscular villain that I want to destroy my pelvis?
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>>76577294
Yeah, but that stab was done by a hollogram that could cut a tree with a balloon.
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>>76577093

Dude, that fake shot is almost older than the game is.
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>>76577291
what do you believe in then?
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>>76577266
>>76577246
Glasgow Scotland and it's fucken late and I'm drunk alone again;_;
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>>76577291
I like cocks so I must be bisexual.
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>>76577294
Gems are hardlight balloons.
They pop when you poke them.
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is there a particular reason why space racism is so satisfying to watch?
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>>76577315
Did you need to post the .png of the .jpg I already posted you shit?
>>76577266
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>>76577300
Tourmaline
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>>76576716
Lewdest gem with lewdest ass.
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>>76576695
>jasper will never talk her issues out with steven
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>>76577257
getting laid at all fuck you! and lip stick lesbians
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Steven "Real nigger hours" universe
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>>76577328
memes
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>>76577300
the ones scribble made
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>>76577296
So how many gifs and webms have you all saved of Pearl punching Peridot in some way? I'm up to five.
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>>76577294
/k/omrade here, yeah, we calculated it takes fucking 3 shots of BMG to do same amount of force/damage when amethyst fell off the cliff and on to the rock.

Shooting limbs then poof then capture.

However, I rather not fight gems.
You cant go wrong with obrez bro.
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>>76577348
For me, only when humans are doing it.
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>>76577352
Yes?
Did you need to save a jpg of a PNG tho?
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>>76576825
POUR SOME SUGAR ON ME
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>>76577347
Jasper kept her form after being thrown into a reactor and falling from orbit. Artillery would probably be effective if you could pin her down, but I did say only infantry weapons.
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>>76577294
a good mobile AKs-74u will get the whole CG's to they gem forms quick.
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>>76577355
I kinda want that fic to get a sequel so we can see what she looks like when Peridot isn't cracked 6 ways to sunday
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Hooray for Lapis!;_;
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>>76577348
Space racists can prove that they are superior.
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Why is she forgetful?
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>>76576850
>Niggers that dyed themselves white.
I though that was the Irish.
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>>76577153
The question is rather if I would have rough sex with her or would she have rough sex with me.
Depends on who's the one making the advances.
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>>76576716
Post the one with Steven doing it too
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>>76577348

...can you be racist against what is essentially a really smart Real Doll?
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>>76577379
>scribble
When will the dick-riding end, anon? When?
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>>76577407
She found once
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>>76577095
that man is handsome tbh
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>>76577384
But do we know the velocity of a gem when falling?
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>>76577384
BMG? Also, you guys really had a discussion about this?
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>>76577384
>obrez
>ever not being disgusting
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>>76577047
So basically this artist draws nothing but momstuff
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>>76577384
I think saturation fire would be the best bet, since they're so fucking fast. A bolt-action simply doesn't give you the speed. An obrez would probably be a good last-resort point-blank weapon, though.
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>>76577190
Yeah, I guess it is pretty funny
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>>76577423
When he stops being good.
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>>76577407
They're busy concentrating on keeping the fusion together rather than focusing on her objective.
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>>76577146
the Tarzan soundtrack always reminds me of SU
>Two worlds, one family
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>>76577404
is this bait? so can earth racists.
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>>76577436
"Browning Machine Gun." .50 cal.
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>>76577343
Bisexual is pretty wide, anon. If you like one dick or a thousand you're still bisexual, provided you like at least one cunt. It's the hetero/homo fags who are obsessively classist.
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what if steven fused with every human on earth at once to beat the cluster
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>>76577337
You're never alone anon.
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>>76577419
its more like Denying a Robot has gained Sapience when it visibly has
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>>76577412
The only humans on those god-forsaken Islands are the English.
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>>76577436
Really big bullet on the left.
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>>76577384
>Shooting limbs then poof then capture.

This is assuming that shooting the limbs causes enough of a disruption to destabilize and poof.

It also assumes you'll get off more than one shot before the gem(s) you're shooting at make a Hulk Leap right onto your face.
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>>76577483
The possibilities are endless...
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>>76577442
She's been drawing lesbian moms for nearly a decade
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>>76577431
True
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>>76577389
Yes, because it has less washed out color.
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>>76577452
He's ok, though. He got better, and that just needs to keep happening.
But there's no sign of that actually happening, is there?
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>>76577483
Logistically impossible.
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>>76576888
It's been a long time since I wanted to do this crop.
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>>76577499
So three shots at about 2.9 thousand feet a second just to crack a fucking gem? Shit.
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>>76577432
she just fell, so gravity. and it lasted 6 seconds I believe her falling.
>>76577436
equivalent force of 3-4 shots of .50 cal BMG to produce that crack

the cawadoody big gun
>>76577437
Is fireball hand cannon,
>>76577445
True, just think if you gonna capture gem has to be close you know?
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>>76577514
The Sugar family is stunning
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>>76577296
Left foot. Right hook. Now move even faster.
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>>76577512
what the fuck
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>>76577503
Well if we allow any type of weapon, a GAU-8 would absolutely wreck their shit. Call in an A-10 and watch the fireworks.
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>>76577561
Good luck wresting away the skies from any serious force of gems.
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>>76577523
>"She reminds me of Rose!"

Remove child from the Pearl's grasp.
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>>76577042
this is the tamest shit ive seen here
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>>76577202
All those fusions are with someone whose tall though.
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>>76577514
I can see why Sugar is into shota, cute bro
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>>76577514
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>>76577496
Don't for get the Pakis, Polish and "Syrians".
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>>76577581
Are we assuming they've got those hand ships as air support, or that there are flying gems we haven't seen? Corrupted bird gems and Sapphire do not count.
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>>76576629
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>>76577583
Clearly by this point Pearl has moved on to greener pastures
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>>76577523
>she reminds me of pearl!
better hope that runt is space proof
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iayenOvzXjs

SU is my favorite anime.
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>>76577483
HEAVEN PIERCING
EARTH FUSION
JUST WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK WE ARE?!!!
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>>76577523
>She reminds me of Rose!
Pearl, no. Put the baby down.
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How long till pearl snaps
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>>76577617
Someone actually made it!
The toppest of keks!
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You guys should start drinking from the source
You keep posting these horrible remunched jpg from aggregators that look like shit warmed over and i can't but reflect on how low your standards for digital image is and how you don't really care about the images or who drew them, you just want to scroll past something that looks somewhat coherent and keep scrolling, day by day, instead of stopping at least once to ponder the work of art a little bit more, a little bit better, to see the cracks, the cuts, the very little details the artist decided to put there, to the point where the canvas itself becomes part of the picture.
I'm glad you don't feel this horrible burden on yourself, it'd be a nightmare to me to live without this
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>>76576702
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>>76577436
I would say check the archive but...its gone...all gone.
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>>76577650

What would make her seriously snap
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>>76576654
pearl
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>>76577635
Only 25% what?
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>>76577650
as of Friendship and Back to the barn she seems to be slowly Unsnapping
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>>76577650
Give her a robo drilldo and she be fine in 20 minutes.
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>>76577635
>greener pastures
like what?
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>>76577657
pngs are impractical and take up too make space and are slow to load.
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>>76577665
Stevidot
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>>76576627

Endgame is Stevonnie permanently fused protecting the Earth with Rose's shield and sword tbh.
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>>76577539
S A V E D
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>>76577612

Look at it this way: they dispatched a hand ship to be used by ONE engineer and her escort. It wasn't even technically a military action, and that fucking thing had death beams and armor heavy enough to stop Opal's exploding energy arrows cold.

Imagine, then, what they would send if they were actually attacking something.
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>>76576665
short aliens
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>>76577665
Losing Steven or a horrible revelation about the Nature of Rose Quartz that nullifies what she learned from her
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>>76577612
Watermelon Tourmaline (puffer fish) was able to float and blow air around with extreme force. Those could potentially be devastate any human aircraft if they're anywhere close to Lapis' level.
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>>76577679

only 25% gem.
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>>76577657
>that pic.
Disproportionate, but yet so beautiful.
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>>76577153
She's a big girl
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>>76576666
has anyone done this yet with Greg and Rose?
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>>76577635
Are you fucking suggesting that Pearl is having an affair with Steven, while he and Connie have a child.

That turns me on so fucking much.
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>>76577696
then how do they have a kid?
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did I ever tell you how much i hate myself?
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>>76577682
all a ruse
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>>76577650
soon, in the 'leaked' episode Peridot comments on how Pearl cries all the time
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>>76577696
Kek.
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>>76577657
I agree
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>>76577553
Back in the day we didn't have all these canon lesbian moms in cartoons. Times have changed
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>>76577704
>>76577718
Well I will not go gentle into that good night. I'd like to think humanity would make them pay for every fucking inch of territory.
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Is /k/ having another fo'srys military discussion about hostile forces we don't even know anything about again?
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>>76577519
So why not just edit the colours, but save in PNG? If you cared about the colours, you'd put the effort on it to change them and maintain the balance.
>>76577690
Why would you even care how much space they take?
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>>76577635
>>76577687
The only other person intellectually equal to her.
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>>76576581
With the Kindergartens and gem incubation, Pearl explained they suck the life out of the earth. What exactly is this 'life'? Don't say energy
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>>76577380
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>>76577754
where? the pony the slightly looks like poil?
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>>76577754
Aw c'mon
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>>76577665
Steven being brainwashed to join the Diamond authority.

And if he was brainwashed, I'd imagine he'd have the mentality of an adult and turn bara. If Jasper sees bara Steven, she's gonna want to smash. That'll break Pearl.
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>>76577754
>global rule 15
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>>76577687
Clearly she spent a week world-walking and hooked up with some giant lesbian in California.
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>>76577754
That show make references to everything. Doctor Who was there too.
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>>76577781
I have a 1TB HDD with 50 GB's left. SO I CARE ANON, I CARE A LOT.
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>>76577785
the sort of minerals that plants and by extension the animals the feed on plants, need to live
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>>76577754
Unless I'm missing something this is seriously a stretch
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>>76577745
No, I'm not. That's gross. Steven's not gonna bang her she's like a grandma now.
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>>76577781
You're not the one to be judging people for caring about innocuous bullshit.
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>>76577782
I really should have seen that coming.
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>>76577754
SU didn't invent curly brown hair.

Especially since he has curly black hair.
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>>76577824
Who cares about Doctor Who?
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>>76577754
>>76577790
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>>76577763

How, exactly? Worse case scenario, you actually manage to kill a gem and they say "fuck it" and just glass the entire planet from orbit.

At least if you surrender you'll have a few decades to try and get everyone off world before the Kindergarten sucks out all the Earth's life goo.
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>>76577696
>not the permanently immortal fusion of Peridot and Steven

Steven ain't that stupid, guy.
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>>76577812

you mean Rosie O'Donnell?
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>>76577612
I'm also not convinced that Homeworld is utterly competent. The British initially got their asses handed to them by the Zulu because they underestimated their opponent. Cortez would have had his shit wrecked if the natives had been more cohesive.
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>>76577637
I forgot how different everything was at the start.

The animation was pretty fun back then.
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>>76577153
>rough sex
i don't think there's any other option
looks ilke a death my snu snu kinda girl
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>>76577785
a complex formula of dead matter attempting to comprehend itself.
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>>76577843
Too late, already making porn of it.
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>>76577763
You're right. I'm sure each blast from their cannons doesn't come cheap, and I'm not even going to think about the maintenance time for their equipment after the assault.
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>>76577844
grandparent gems are cute
>>
Reminder that Peridot's entire plotline is Sugar's Invader Zim fanfiction. : ^ )
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>>76577745
>steven on top of pearl in his old bed while connie and rosie are with grandpa greg
>Steven is pounding away at her while she she enjoys every powerful thrust that penetrates her
>they stare at each other in the eyes during the whole deal while Pearl can barely keep her composure
>she leans in while panting heavily and whispers in his ear
>you're just like your father
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>>76577912
Steboni is best kid
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>>76577917
Remeber keep your OC, git gud and retool it and everyone will like it.
>>
So guys these are the gem powers so far

Gems:
Pearl:
Hologram Projection
Hologram solidification
Energy Blast
Enhanced Spearmanship
Superhuman agility
Superhuman durability
Superhuman strength
Cloud generation
Cloud clearing
Sand manipulation
Reforming
Infinite Stamina

Ameythst
Superhuman strength
Superhuman speed
Superhuman durablity
Superhuman reactions(she reacted to an electric current a short distance from the source thats pretty fucking fast)
Infinite Stamina
Spike Hair Projection
Spin Dash
Energy Infusion whips
Enhanced Whipmanship
Shapeshifting

Garnet:
Electricity generation
Superhuman strength
Superhuman durability
Parachronal Cogntion(ability to see every probable reality)
Heat Immunity
Infinite Stamina
Superhuman reactions
Superhuman speed
Shapeshifting
Limb Expansion

Steven:
Energy Shield
Energy Personal Forcefield
Low Superhuman strength
Low Superhuman speed
Low Superhuman durability
Superhuman reflexes(Steven has reacted to shit that should be possible for humans to react to)
Healing Saliva
Ageshifting
Dream Telepathy
Water Negation
Sentient Plant Life Creation

Ruby:
Superhuman strength
Superhuman durability
Superhuman speed
Superhuman reflexes
Infinite stamina
Heat Generation

Sapphire:
Levitation
Cold Generation
Parachronal Cognition
Superhuman Speed
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>>76577939
Rosie is second best
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>>76577878

They don't have to be competent. This isn't rifles vs. spears, here. This is present day armaments vs. laser beams and space magic.
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>>76577939
>steboni
>not rosie
kill yourself
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>>76577687
grandpa
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>>76577788
Fuck, you posted the Star Driver gif. Now I have to masturbate.
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>>76577921
Why was this deleted.

There was no benis or busi.
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>>76577939
what the fuck is a steboni
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>>76577955
Do the Homeworld Gems next.
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>>76577955
It wasn't plain Ageshifting it was Shapeshifting.
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>tfw don't know if you would want to own a Pearl or be one
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>>76577955
All gems can shapeshift. Steven can too but he only has a small degree of control over it. Cat Fingers and the one birthday episode were both instances of Steven trying to control that.
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>>76577955
>Cold Generation
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>>76576640
I have a gif and I don't know if its the right one.
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>>76577436
BMG stands for Browning Machine Gun and is a common bullet calibre for machine guns and sniper rifles. I'm not a /k/fag and I wasn't privy to their discussion, but I'm a physicist so frankly I know their shit better than they do and based on my drunken napkin calculations a shot from a typical Earth sniper rifle will crack a gem, based on how far Amy fell from that cliff. Obviously that's like saying "a human will die from any old nicked artery, we just need to throw a few bullets at them and it'll be fine."
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>>76578004
Stevonnie but in babby form
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>>76577912
>Grandma Pearl
She would make a great grandma.
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>>76577939
I could never dream of fugging a Steboni.

>>76577970
But I could fug a Rosie.
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>>76577955
>Forgets Rocket Fist Garnet
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>>76577826
>>76577844
No i do not think you understand what i asked

Why do you care that a single image in PNG is "big" in size?
You're saving them from 4chan, where the maximum size for them is 4MB, but the number of pngs that can even reach that size is really, really small.
I can say this because i have 28,617 files for a total of 10.0 GB, every non-duplicate image posted on these generals since nightmare hospital aired. If you have to mind the size of your pictures you have way more stringent issues that you should have had in the first place. Your total image count will barely ever go over 4 digits, and hardly over a GB.
And that is not only of PNGs, it's also of jpgs and all images and videos posted on here.

Besides, Google Drive. Not good for gifs, but heh, beggars can't be choosers
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>>76577527
what do you think I should try to improve?
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>>76578008
Why not both? You could be a house pearl. or a black pearl?
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>>76577982
Yes, and?
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>>76577523
post more older Steven and Connie.
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>>76578018
It means Sapphire can generate cold of freeze areas around her by reducing the heat in it, ice is created by the water vapor in the air condensing back into water then freezing into ice in a manner of seconds.
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>>76578008
>Peri ass
Oh momma
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>>76578010
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>>76578004
Steven and Connie child.
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So pure.
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>>76578048
I'm not going to read any of those words you posted.
Please go away.
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>>76578053
YOUR FACE, BYATCH!
WOOOOOO!
How's tricks, Scribbs?
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>>76577904

>"The fuck is wrong with these humans? No matter how many of them we atomize, they just keep lining up and attacking us with those crude projectile weapons! It's getting really expensive to keep shooting?"
>"What are you talking about? Do we get charged by the laser now?"
>"Look, those power cells have to be specially charged, and the dampening coils need to be replaced, and there's probably going to be some damage from heat and stress..."
>"That's just silly."
>"Hey, fuck you, Tourmaline! You don't do the budget! I DO!"
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Is SU supposed to be taking place in the current era? I know all the stuff with Greg when he was young is in the '80s, but all the technology in the show so far makes it feel like it's the '90s, and not any later than that...
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forgot the fucking picture
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>>76578076
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Who was the Moon Goddess?
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>>76578098
Steven has a smartphone.
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>>76578068
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>>76578087
Nah
Besides, Hiatus is coming, so we'll eventually all go away
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>>76578098
Yeah, I remember all those smartphones in the 90's.
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>>76578098
He's got a GameCube and a smartphone bruh.
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>>76578098
It takes place in 201X on what is presumably an alternate timeline version of Earth.
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>>76576640
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>>76577955
With Pearl you forgot Swordsmanship and storage. Garnet got rocket fist.
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>>76578098
Are you serious rn nigga. Steven and Connie use fuckin touchscreen cellphones
What do you expect a goddamn flatscreen tv smh
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>>76578115
Not important.
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>>76578127
Is Connie in the midst of pregnancy?
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>>76578115
A fusion, possibly, going off of those four arms
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>>76578152
Yeah.
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I finally remember what Pearl punching Peridot reminded me of!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y53B2Bt2n3s
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>>76577785
Nen
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>>76578152
Yes
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Can Steven even have children? Would they have their own gems or just be 100% human?

When Steven dies and his body decays away, is Rose going to wake up in a casket in the ground surrounded by her son's bones?
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>>76578006
HW Gems

Peridot:
Superhuman durability
Superhuman reflexes
Reforming
Arm Cannon
Detachable Limbs
Infinite Stamina

Lapis:
Hydrokinesis
Superhuman speed
Superhuman durability
Superhuman strength
Infinite Stamina
Hydrokinetic entity creation
Radiation resistance
Vacuum resistance
Cold Resistance
Pressure Resistance(this bitch is still alive at the bottom of the sea)
Ocean Manipulation
Hydrokinetic constructs
Flight
Dream Telepathy
Corruption resistance

Jasper:
Superhuman strength
Superhuman speed
Superhuman durability
Infinite Stamina
Spin dash
Energy Charge dash
Energy resistance
Pressure Resistance
Heat Resistance
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>>76578166
Lapis is the Ocean Gem. So who is the gem that fuses with to form the goddess?

Is Lapis so messed up because she is single?
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>>76578115
The moon.
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>>76578064

And it doesn't matter how many assault rifles and cruise missiles you have when your opponents can make invincible shields and turn every target to molten slag from orbit.
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>>76578203
Steven's dick is a mini injector that seeds new quarter-gems, but since they don't have to be aged to maturity they don't suck the life out of everything
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>>76577704
That one ship, used correctly, could absolutely fucking wreck our entire real-world planet, just to give some perspective.
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>>76578211
lapis is messed up because she spent 1000 years as a mirror
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>>76578181
my stars
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>>76577150
Amethyst, moms are people.
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>>76578211
>Is Lapis so messed up because she is single
Lapis isn't single, she's just in an abusive relationship.
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Did you guys buy Steven and the Stevens new album?
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>>76578242
>thousand
only one?
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>>76578242
6000 years, at least.
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>>76578203
He had magic spit, therefore he must have magic sperm.
His children inherit magic without the need of a gem.
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>>76578232
Nigga we haven't even seen any real HW military hardware.
Your speculations are shit.
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>>76578211
>>76578224
The moon is a Gem.
Actually, the moon is just a moon, but a Gem was pushed into the ground somewhere on the moon, and now it is trapped in the moon like Lapis was trapped in the mirror.
When the moon pulls in the tides, it's actually trying to bring Lapis, or, at least, Lapis' domain, closer to her.
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>>76578269
Does he have to cum on his hand and then put the hand inside like he does with his spit?
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>>76578269

...and Connie's teeth are absolutely perfect...
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>>76578262
>buying
good goy
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>>76578094
>meanwhile, the Ruby forge masters on Homeworld toast to the war and it's fortune
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>>76578232
Competency matters. Homeworld can fuck up and Earth doesn't have to fight to win, just fight to make Earth more trouble than it is worth to invade.
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>>76578317
As is her skin. Makes you wonder.
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>>76578279
The hand ship had some kind of giant laser thing going on in The Return.
Rose's light cannons also seemed to have a lot of power, and those are at least 5,000 years older than the firepower Hoemworld has now.
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>>76578279

How are they shit? You're right, we haven't seen any real military hardware, just some low-ranked shit that by itself would wipe out the modern US military.

You going to try and tell me that a Homeworld battle cruiser wouldn't be pure military nightmare fuel for us?
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>>76578269
>not wanting Steven and the CGs adventures in raising the next generation of hybrid gems
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>>76577231
You'd be pretty tender afterwards.
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>>76578064
The advantage of interstellar-capable spacecraft vs. modern day weapons is comparable to the advantage of intercontinental nuclear missiles vs. stone-age axes and spears. That is, it's utterly trivial to completely annihilate your opponents without offering the least opportunity for counterattack of any kind.
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>>76576763
Yes like the Bears in Russia
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>>76578262
I still choose to believe that all the Stevens live on in their own timeline
Except for the original four, who are stuck in one merged timeline with each other.
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>>76578203
>Steven and Connie have fertility issues
>they go year after year in a menstruation cycle to get a child but no results
>Connie blames Steven for being part gem in a fit of anger
>Steven leaves to cool off for a bit and goes to space for some alone time
>Connie in a desperate attempt to conceive has an affair to get pregnant
who got Connie preggers /sug/
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>>76578093
'm aight, been busy with stuff.
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>>76578354
>Earth doesn't have to fight to win,

That's good, because they aren't going to.
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Will we get a Halloween themed episode before were dead till new year?
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>>76578361

maybe his middle name should be "quarts" and not "Quartz"...
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>>76578402
Greg, got to keep it in the family.
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>>76578262
Oh shit I forgot we've been watching alternate timeline Steven all this time, and that original Steven is fucking dead
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>>76578372

>It's like Wolf Children, but with Crystal Gems
>Steven is dead or lost in space
>Connie has to raise her kids alone / with the help of the Crystal Gems

gimme
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>>76578411
>2015
>being this misanthropic
What did humans do to you, anon? Do you want to talk about it?
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