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>Back to the Barn download link
>HQ DL Links for Season 1 and 2:
>Guide to the Crystal Gems Download
>Listen to Soundtrack Here:
>How are Gems Made?
>Too Far (October 15th, 2015)
Amethyst and Steven get into gossip.
Too Far (from NYCC, missing 30 seconds): https://mega.nz/#!5EEFiaQB!Ay0foxVKFIK1CByormRXtdOCrI5AzvPdoTS-AhZUCVk
first for being cool
Peridot going cross eyed in rage with the caption CLODS
Taking crossover requests.
Only the best will do.
Just give me a franchise!
>hiatus, six episodes, then another hiatus
does this show always do this? started watching a bit before nightmare hospital and it's pretty annoying knowing i'm going to have to wait another 3 fucking months for episodes after only 6 new ones
Watch out, she's more dangerous than she looks.
Also lesbian from last thread, post more we want to here about your mishaps. (or at least I do for those who are triggered by 'we')
>I am not throwing away my shot!
>I am not throwing away my shot!
>Hey yo, I’m just like my country
>I’m young, scrappy and hungry
>And I’m not throwing away my shot!
>I’m ‘a get a scholarship to Queen's College
>I prob’ly shouldn’t brag, but dag, I amaze and astonish
>The problem is I got a lot of brains but no polish
>I gotta holler just to be heard
>With every word, I drop knowledge!
>I’m a diamond in the rough, a shiny piece of coal
>Tryin’ to reach my goal. My power of speech: unimpeachable
>Only two thousand but my mind is older
>These Homeworld streets get colder, I shoulder
>Ev’ry burden, ev’ry disadvantage
>I have learned to manage, I don’t have a gun to brandish
>I walk these streets famished
>The plan is to fan this spark into a flame
>But damn, it’s getting dark, so let me spell out the name
Reminder that Peridot will be redeemed and she won't be killed.
Sugar won't kill her 10 years old OC for nothing.
Post yfw jasper will NEVER be redeemed like peridot
I don't get why people want Jasper to be redeemd like Peridot.
Jasper is NOT like Peridot, her personality and situation is different.
She is violent and aggressive and not a little weak bitch who is afraid to die so she gets forced to work with her enemies.
Jasper will never go down like that, she is a much tougher to break, maybe she never even will get "redeemed".
Plus having similiar character arcs is boring.
Y'know, now that I think of it, what's the point to being called the "Crystal Gems"?
How is that different from the Diamond Authority? Diamonds have an almost perfect crystalline structure.
In fact, quartz's structure varies wildly.
RIP High School Drama Edition
post highschool-themed SU
>I am the—
>we are—meant to be…
>A colony that runs independently
>Meanwhile, Homeworld keeps shittin’ on us endlessly
>Essentially, they tax us relentlessly
>Then Yellow D turns around, runs a spending spree
>She ain’t ever gonna set her descendants free
>So there will be a revolution in this century
>(She says in parentheses)
>Don’t be shocked when your hist’ry book mentions me
>I will lay down my life if it sets us free
>Eventually, you’ll see my ascendancy
I wanna see an episode where it's Just Garnet, Opal and Stevonnie having a party, maybe to show why fusions don't have to be weapons to Peridot... I dunno, a fusion party just sounds fun to me
Rules are made to be broken.
Don't worry you can have fun with my GF, as long as I get to watch.
In her defense, that's not exactly a foolproof plan.
The last three girls I dated all decided immediately following, or even during our time together, that they were, in fact, lesbians. I guess I just fall for the tough ones.
ANYWAY, point being, don't be too hard on her.
Where were you when Steven and Connie started dating?
Have drawfags attempted to draw what they think happened in those missing 30 seconds from the leak?
Niggers that dyed themselves white.
>I dream of life without a monarchy
>The unrest in France will lead to ‘onarchy?
>‘Onarchy? How you say, how you say, ‘anarchy?’
>When I fight, I make the other side panicky
>With my shot
I gave up on my dreams so long ago. Now I'm the same age as Sugar and she has my dream job while I wallow in my filth and depression.
You may be right, but I think Peridot is giving Steven the information he needs to sort of understand how Jasper thinks so he could maybe figure out how to talk to her. Doesn't necessarily mean it'll play out the same way, but she's not going to be a Frieza/Cell type implacable embodiment of hate this season.
does anyone have that lewd pearl edit from rose's scabbard with pearl holding the sword? i really need it
>Yo, I’m a tailor’s apprentice
>And I got y’all knuckleheads in loco parentis
>I’m joining the rebellion cuz I know it’s my chance
>To socially advance, instead of sewin’ some pants!
>I’m gonna take a shot
>yfw Sugar just Daily Dosed an entire room, and they'll never realize it
the same place I was when steven and peridot started dating
Shorter than me, but most people are.
Shit you would love my ex, she's short with a nice body and she was always bi-curious. She's fucking crazy in bed two, we used to fuck in public and all sorts of crazy things.
>But we’ll never be truly free
>Until those in bondage have the same rights as you and me
>You and I. Do or die. Wait till I sally in
>On a stallion with the first pearl battalion
>Have another shot
>Geniuses, lower your voices
>You keep out of trouble and you double your choices
>I’m with you, but the situation is fraught
>You’ve got to be carefully taught:
>If you talk, you’re gonna get shot!
Have you guys checked out the new DLC yet? It feels a little obligatory/tacked on but I still had fun with it.
What are you guys hopeing to get out of the licensed merch? I'm wishing greg at least gets his van as a plush
a bunch of cookie cat stuff and a peridot funko pop would also be cute
>Lapis, check what we got
>Miss Ameythyst, hard rock like Lancelot
>I think your pants look hot
>Pearl, I like you a lot
>Let’s hatch a plot blacker than the kettle callin’ the pot...
>What are the odds the gods would put us all in one spot
>Poppin’ a squat on conventional wisdom, like it or not
>A bunch of revolutionary manumission abolitionists?
>Give me a position, show me where the ammunition is!
>Oh, am I talkin’ too loud?
>Sometimes I get over excited, shoot off at the mouth
>I never had a group of friends before
>I promise that I’ll make y’all proud
See Steven that's your problem, you want one big mom when you could have multiple smaller moms
At least they added something when you beat the game.
my only sexual experience with another human being is
getting groped by my older brothers best friend when I didn't know I was into girlsbut that's it man.
What if Steven developed an eating disorder for an arc?
So Jasper called Amethyst an undercooked runt, but did anyone else notice how big her fusions are? Opal is tall, Alexandrite is taller, and Nicki Minaj is Godzilla hueg.
Amethysts must be big girls.
I spent 5 years with a girl I loved. In the end, she broke up with me via text, told me she was now a lesbian and was in love with another girl. In hindsight, I should've seen it coming from a mile away. She seemed to enjoy that threesome we had years earlier much more than me.
I see. The sad thing is if you were straight getting laid for you would be as easy as breathing air.
What country do you live in? You said you weren't in the US right?
>normies still believing in sexual categorisation
>normies still believing in a sexual scale
/k/ here, what infantry weapon do you think would be best for destroying a gem's physical form and forcing them into their gem? I think a battle rifle would have the punch to do it. Considering a simple stab destroyed Pearl, it would work well on weaker gems. Against something like a Jasper, I hope it would have enough stopping power to at least slow her down.
Why does every show I like have a muscular villain that I want to destroy my pelvis?
Glasgow Scotland and it's fucken late and I'm drunk alone again;_;
is there a particular reason why space racism is so satisfying to watch?
getting laid at all fuck you! and lip stick lesbians
/k/omrade here, yeah, we calculated it takes fucking 3 shots of BMG to do same amount of force/damage when amethyst fell off the cliff and on to the rock.
Shooting limbs then poof then capture.
However, I rather not fight gems.
You cant go wrong with obrez bro.
Did you need to save a jpg of a PNG tho?
Jasper kept her form after being thrown into a reactor and falling from orbit. Artillery would probably be effective if you could pin her down, but I did say only infantry weapons.
So basically this artist draws nothing but momstuff
I think saturation fire would be the best bet, since they're so fucking fast. A bolt-action simply doesn't give you the speed. An obrez would probably be a good last-resort point-blank weapon, though.
Yeah, I guess it is pretty funny
Bisexual is pretty wide, anon. If you like one dick or a thousand you're still bisexual, provided you like at least one cunt. It's the hetero/homo fags who are obsessively classist.
what if steven fused with every human on earth at once to beat the cluster
Really big bullet on the left.
>Shooting limbs then poof then capture.
This is assuming that shooting the limbs causes enough of a disruption to destabilize and poof.
It also assumes you'll get off more than one shot before the gem(s) you're shooting at make a Hulk Leap right onto your face.
The possibilities are endless...
She's been drawing lesbian moms for nearly a decade
It's been a long time since I wanted to do this crop.
she just fell, so gravity. and it lasted 6 seconds I believe her falling.
equivalent force of 3-4 shots of .50 cal BMG to produce that crack
the cawadoody big gun
Is fireball hand cannon,
True, just think if you gonna capture gem has to be close you know?
>"She reminds me of Rose!"
Remove child from the Pearl's grasp.
Clearly by this point Pearl has moved on to greener pastures
You guys should start drinking from the source
You keep posting these horrible remunched jpg from aggregators that look like shit warmed over and i can't but reflect on how low your standards for digital image is and how you don't really care about the images or who drew them, you just want to scroll past something that looks somewhat coherent and keep scrolling, day by day, instead of stopping at least once to ponder the work of art a little bit more, a little bit better, to see the cracks, the cuts, the very little details the artist decided to put there, to the point where the canvas itself becomes part of the picture.
I'm glad you don't feel this horrible burden on yourself, it'd be a nightmare to me to live without this
Look at it this way: they dispatched a hand ship to be used by ONE engineer and her escort. It wasn't even technically a military action, and that fucking thing had death beams and armor heavy enough to stop Opal's exploding energy arrows cold.
Imagine, then, what they would send if they were actually attacking something.
Watermelon Tourmaline (puffer fish) was able to float and blow air around with extreme force. Those could potentially be devastate any human aircraft if they're anywhere close to Lapis' level.
has anyone done this yet with Greg and Rose?
Are you fucking suggesting that Pearl is having an affair with Steven, while he and Connie have a child.
That turns me on so fucking much.
Back in the day we didn't have all these canon lesbian moms in cartoons. Times have changed
So why not just edit the colours, but save in PNG? If you cared about the colours, you'd put the effort on it to change them and maintain the balance.
Why would you even care how much space they take?
The only other person
intellectually equal to her.
With the Kindergartens and gem incubation, Pearl explained they suck the life out of the earth. What exactly is this 'life'?
Don't say energy
Steven being brainwashed to join the Diamond authority.
And if he was brainwashed, I'd imagine he'd have the mentality of an adult and turn bara. If Jasper sees bara Steven, she's gonna want to smash. That'll break Pearl.
How, exactly? Worse case scenario, you actually manage to kill a gem and they say "fuck it" and just glass the entire planet from orbit.
At least if you surrender you'll have a few decades to try and get everyone off world before the Kindergarten sucks out all the Earth's life goo.
I'm also not convinced that Homeworld is utterly competent. The British initially got their asses handed to them by the Zulu because they underestimated their opponent. Cortez would have had his shit wrecked if the natives had been more cohesive.
a complex formula of dead matter attempting to comprehend itself.
>steven on top of pearl in his old bed while connie and rosie are with grandpa greg
>Steven is pounding away at her while she she enjoys every powerful thrust that penetrates her
>they stare at each other in the eyes during the whole deal while Pearl can barely keep her composure
>she leans in while panting heavily and whispers in his ear
you're just like your father
Steboni is best kid
So guys these are the gem powers so far
Superhuman reactions(she reacted to an electric current a short distance from the source thats pretty fucking fast)
Spike Hair Projection
Energy Infusion whips
Parachronal Cogntion(ability to see every probable reality)
Energy Personal Forcefield
Low Superhuman strength
Low Superhuman speed
Low Superhuman durability
Superhuman reflexes(Steven has reacted to shit that should be possible for humans to react to)
Sentient Plant Life Creation
Rosie is second best
>tfw don't know if you would want to own a Pearl or be one
All gems can shapeshift. Steven can too but he only has a small degree of control over it. Cat Fingers and the one birthday episode were both instances of Steven trying to control that.
I have a gif and I don't know if its the right one.
BMG stands for Browning Machine Gun and is a common bullet calibre for machine guns and sniper rifles. I'm not a /k/fag and I wasn't privy to their discussion, but I'm a physicist so frankly I know their shit better than they do and based on my drunken napkin calculations a shot from a typical Earth sniper rifle will crack a gem, based on how far Amy fell from that cliff. Obviously that's like saying "a human will die from any old nicked artery, we just need to throw a few bullets at them and it'll be fine."
She would make a great grandma.
No i do not think you understand what i asked
Why do you care that a single image in PNG is "big" in size?
You're saving them from 4chan, where the maximum size for them is 4MB, but the number of pngs that can even reach that size is really, really small.
I can say this because i have 28,617 files for a total of 10.0 GB, every non-duplicate image posted on these generals since nightmare hospital aired. If you have to mind the size of your pictures you have way more stringent issues that you should have had in the first place. Your total image count will barely ever go over 4 digits, and hardly over a GB.
And that is not only of PNGs, it's also of jpgs and all images and videos posted on here.
Besides, Google Drive. Not good for gifs, but heh, beggars can't be choosers
It means Sapphire can generate cold of freeze areas around her by reducing the heat in it, ice is created by the water vapor in the air condensing back into water then freezing into ice in a manner of seconds.
>"The fuck is wrong with these humans? No matter how many of them we atomize, they just keep lining up and attacking us with those crude projectile weapons! It's getting really expensive to keep shooting?"
>"What are you talking about? Do we get charged by the laser now?"
>"Look, those power cells have to be specially charged, and the dampening coils need to be replaced, and there's probably going to be some damage from heat and stress..."
>"That's just silly."
>"Hey, fuck you, Tourmaline! You don't do the budget! I DO!"
Is SU supposed to be taking place in the current era? I know all the stuff with Greg when he was young is in the '80s, but all the technology in the show so far makes it feel like it's the '90s, and not any later than that...
Are you serious rn nigga. Steven and Connie use fuckin touchscreen cellphones
What do you expect a goddamn flatscreen tv smh
A fusion, possibly, going off of those four arms
Can Steven even have children? Would they have their own gems or just be 100% human?
When Steven dies and his body decays away, is Rose going to wake up in a casket in the ground surrounded by her son's bones?
Hydrokinetic entity creation
Pressure Resistance(this bitch is still alive at the bottom of the sea)
Energy Charge dash
Did you guys buy Steven and the Stevens new album?
The moon is a Gem.
Actually, the moon is just a moon, but a Gem was pushed into the ground somewhere on the moon, and now it is trapped in the moon like Lapis was trapped in the mirror.
When the moon pulls in the tides, it's actually trying to bring Lapis, or, at least, Lapis' domain, closer to her.
The hand ship had some kind of giant laser thing going on in The Return.
Rose's light cannons also seemed to have a lot of power, and those are at least 5,000 years older than the firepower Hoemworld has now.
How are they shit? You're right, we haven't seen any real military hardware, just some low-ranked shit that by itself would wipe out the modern US military.
You going to try and tell me that a Homeworld battle cruiser wouldn't be pure military nightmare fuel for us?
The advantage of interstellar-capable spacecraft vs. modern day weapons is comparable to the advantage of intercontinental nuclear missiles vs. stone-age axes and spears. That is, it's utterly trivial to completely annihilate your opponents without offering the least opportunity for counterattack of any kind.
>Steven and Connie have fertility issues
>they go year after year in a menstruation cycle to get a child but no results
>Connie blames Steven for being part gem in a fit of anger
>Steven leaves to cool off for a bit and goes to space for some alone time
>Connie in a desperate attempt to conceive has an affair to get pregnant
who got Connie preggers /sug/
Will we get a Halloween themed episode before were dead till new year?
Oh shit I forgot we've been watching alternate timeline Steven all this time, and that original Steven is fucking dead
>It's like Wolf Children, but with Crystal Gems
>Steven is dead or lost in space
>Connie has to raise her kids alone / with the help of the Crystal Gems