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What do you think about cute spider girls /co/?

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What do you think about cute spider girls /co/?
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They'd probably think I'm weird and unattractive.
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>>76464842
not nearly enough of them
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>>76464860
seconded, we need more of them
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Wait, is she drinking a cupful of spiders?
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>>76464842
spider girls are a miracle of the universe
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>>76464978
Yes
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>>76464842
Do spiders have puss-puss?
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>>76464842
Don't trust them
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>>76464853
>>76464865
>Eww, his eyes are so bulgy and there's only two of them
>What is that thing sticking out in the middle of his face? Are those hairs in there? And those flaps on the sides?
>What the fuck, why does he have so many fangs? And most of them look stumpy!
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>>76464842
they're money grubbing
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Cute spider girls?
Do these count?
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>>76464842
>>>/aco/
Fuck off with your shit waifus.
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undertale a shit. monsters a weak and puny insignificant little things.
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>>76465407
>monster women
>on /aco/
I wish anon
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>>76465437
I'm sorry about your blindness.
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you're gonna have a bad time.
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>>76465437

/aco/ is the most vaguely ruled board ever

>can't post comics like crossed
>no "furry"
>giant beastiality thread allowed

it's literally /d/2.0
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>>76465409
Dis nigga
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>>76465477
You can post furry and Crossed in /b/ and nobody is going to post comics in /b/ and if they do the thread will turn to shit
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Why is there never any porn of Spider girls taking it up the butt /co/?

It's always at the front and never up the back.
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>>76464842
That everyone and their faggot mother likes this ugly little cunt.

I'm guessing she's a bit rude/snarky, cause femdom guys like boogie is all over her.
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>>76465508
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>>76465522
There's nowhere to hold onto; you try to get a grip on their abdomen and you might give them a heart attack.
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>>76464842
Get out, Jew spider
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>>76466177
bingo
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Why is Undertale so much better than Homestuck?
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>>76466512
because theres no stopping us of being better at being even worse than the homestuck fanbase
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>>76466512
Undertale IS the new Homestuck.
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The Ava's Demon creator designed this character
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>>76466842
Only it's finished with better writing and likeable characters.
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>>76466512
The story didnt go long enough for it turn shit.
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>>76466512
Because homestuck is a terribly written series with terrible characters that is being dragged out like it was a Big 2 comic?

While Undertale has better writing and characters and actually concludes.
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>>76465406
Fuck that wannabe "spider girl".

They took everything unique about Ara├▒a in terms of powers and design then tore it all away and replaced it with the most boring & generic spider powers/suit.
Her now running around with the title of spider girl is just the final touch on how terrible and unimaginative the whole thing.
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>>76465409
Suck it bitchnigga, Humans STRONK!
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>>76466512
Because Undertale is a video game, while Hussie turned Homestuck into a shitty anime in webcomic format.
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>>76465522

Because people get weirded out about vaginas in the back. See: mantis girls, queen bee girls, and ant girls. I don't care how technically impressive you are, Whitemantis, but lotus mantises don't have ivory geisha hair and conventional genitalia.

There is a point to the precedent, at least for more monstrous girls: with a rear vagina you're always doing doggy style. Missionary may hurt the poor girl, much less anything fancy. Conventional placement at least lets you look at her face as she gives you an eight-legged bug hug.
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>>76464877
Rachnee a shit. Manga got worse and worse the more harem it became.
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>>76467210
Why don't they just have multiple vaginas for easy access from multiple positions?
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>>76467054
Too bad it's not necessary anymore since guns were designed to fit the human hand.
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>>76464842
Muffet a cute
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>>76465406
No, spider girls, not Spider-Girls.
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>>76467417

This seems like a question that science could answer via genetic splicing, but who are we to play god?

7 vaganias
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So I just finished the game and I don't get the hype.
I mean it's cute, but that's pretty much it.
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>>76464853
Just a reminder that according to scientists who have studied spider mating behavior the only thing female spiders select for in their mates is amount of leg hair, the hairier the better.
That said I think I got this
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>>76465280
what is this from?
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>>76465477
>"it's literally /d/2.0"
>most fetish threads get deleted
>meanwhile western now gets deleted from /d/
/aco/ is a mistake
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>>76468494
can't remember the name but an anime 1 episode short about this guy adopting an adorable little spider girl and it all going horribly wrong
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>>76468372
True pacifist?
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>no mention of the best /co/ related spider girl
I'm ashamed, /co/
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>>76468618
How wrong?
Did she eat them or something?

>>76468639
Yea, stayed with goat mom at the end.
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>>76468477
>spiders only go for leg hair
I don't know how I'd fare.
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>>76468662
IIRC yes.

>>76468683
my time has come
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>>76468683
And for the record, it's because of my own insecurities that I'm unsure.
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>>76464978
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diOhwvRYlsU
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>>76465261
Yes they do.
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>>76466203
She wishes she was that buff. Her sprite makes her look like a hungry skeleton.
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>>76468928
A HUNGRY SKELETON!?
SOUNDS LIKE SHE NEEDS SOME SPAGHETTI!
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>>76468477
Wonder what would happen if someone gave her some caffeinated tea to drink?
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Why can't you fags stick to your own board?
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>>76468928
And yet she's strong enough to lift Alphys, Papyrus, Sans, Toriel, and Asgore all at once.
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>>76469250
Because it's the year 2015 and there's still not a Phineas and Ferb YTP titled "The Chronicles of Meme"
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>>76464842
It'd be nice if they didn't eat you after sex.
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>>76469365
>2015
>People still believe this shit

Almost as bad as the retards who think they just walk up to you and bite you for no reason and then your flesh melts away.
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Spiders are nice
Even Pokemon spiders are nice
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I'll just leave this here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMNLy67ihY4
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>>76469401
Spider pls go, you won't trick me
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>>76468073
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>>76469401
Then tell me what really happens.
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>>76469401
Lucas oidae here.
I'm totally not leaving you a gift wrapped bag of crap on our date.
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>>76468584
/aco/ was beautiful for a whole 2 days

TWO DAYS OF WONDER

But then the mods went and forced /d/ shit everywhere and are just seem to be fucking up everything on purpose
>can't post furry
>beastiality is okay tho
For what purpose
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>/co/ still making threads about ebin qt spidergirls while pretending they're not terrified of real spiders
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>>76469799
But that spider is a cute too
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>>76469760
>implying /d/ is the problem
The problem is banning it. Either ban western /d/ from /d/ or /aco/, but not both.
Why should /d/ shit be banned in the first place. If you don't like it, hide it or ignore it. If you feel like its taking up too many threads, make more of something you like.
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>>76469799
/v/ pls, you are the only one that can't see the beauty of these creatures
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>>76469869
>Implying not all spiders are cute
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>>76468656
My nigga
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>>76469365
You're thinking of mantises.
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>>76469946
That is literally the only spider I find scary to look at. Every other kind is adorable to me.
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>>76469946
Spiders are my favourite animals you nignog you misinterpreted my post
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>>76469760
Why is furry that despised here anyway? Is it the fanbase? Is there a similar law to it like cp?

They could always make an exception for /aco/ since a lot of people want it.
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>>76469973
Besides, that pretty much only happens in captivity, though that's an issue with spiders too.
Though, if it's a dryer season without much potential prey, the male will actually willingly give itself to its mate as food to insure the survival of his offspring.
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>>76469365
Apparently that only happens if the female is put under stress during mating such as by having some humans staring at them normally spiders don't do that and in fact mate for life.
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>>76470156
Srsly, spider pls go
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>>76470047
Because once upon a time in the early days of 4chan furries were intolerable and posted there shit everywhere on every board and treated it like a lifestyle.
Basically furries were the proto-sjw's screaming about how everyone who disliked them was "fursecuting" them and generally just being annoying creepy twats so moot permabanned them all after creating a furry board for april fools.
That was years ago but the lingering hatred of furries remains.
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>>76469799
Actually, I'm one of the only people in my family that think spiders are cool instead of scary.
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>>76468662
No, she doesnt eat them, she sacrifices the daughter to the spider goddess and has the dad brainwashed into being her father.
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>>76469576
>>76470251
Shut up, mosquitoes, nobody likes you.
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>>76469914

/d/ isn't necessarily the problem, but the less popular a fetish is, the more likely you'll have some uncensored distended gaping anus releasing gas clouds alongside a passive-aggressive "don't like, hide thread" post. The issue is that the more disgusting fetishists feel the need to shove it into people's faces, without even the courtesy of spoilering the OP (which even fucking /furry/ does), and trying to create a fetish land war on a burgeoning thread would create a high thread turnaround, which is less than optimal for a porn board without a working archive.
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>>76470251
They have done studies which involved monitoring spider mating via cameras with no humans nearby and found out that many species do not eat their mates after mating and that they exhibit social bond behavior with their mate such as grooming each other.
These same scientists also made spider porn to determine what >>76468477 said.
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>>76470254
Furries are still kinda like that though.
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>>76465382
mmmm

yes. perfect

>>76469760
furries cause drama.

There's literally no other reason. And the dozens of whining furries prove it.

>>76466512
It's homestuck: the game.
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>>76470283

And that's supposed to be cute? I'd smash her head in for that.
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>>76468823
Reminder that this is from an MLP fanfic.
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>>76470347
>It's homestuck: the game.
Except the characters are more likable and the writing doesn't suck. Not to mention it doesn't drag on forever and is actually finished.

So, not at all like Homestuck.
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>>76469799
I'd rather have spiders than flies.
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>>76470408
What kind of brony do you have to be to recognize that?
Back to >>>/mlp/ with you.
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>>76470047
Because furries always bring the worst kind of drama with them.
Remember early livejournal activists? Combine that with dA style autism and you know how much of a pain in the ass they are.
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>>76469514
That's some cool shit.
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>>76470408
>>76470472
Hold up. You're telling me he also stole that pointless idea too? That Muffet pours cups of spiders? Is anything in Undertale original?
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According to scientific facts, people born under the cancer sign are attracted to sexy spiderbitches.

What does that mean, /co/?
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>>76470468
Spiders > Mosquitoes
Spiders > Roaches
Spiders > Most arthropod pests in general, if not all of them
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>>76470472
I googled it once.
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>>76470303
>without even the courtesy of spoilering the OP
/aco/ doesn't even have spoilers
There's nothing passive aggressive about it. If you can't handle seeing a picture of some girl farting, just hide the thread. It's that simple. Nobody is trying to shove their fetishes in your face.
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>>76470558
Simple, sis.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQPFoDkGFrU
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>>76470538
>Is anything in Undertale original?
Not individually, no.
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>>76470577

>no spoilers

Why, then? Why would you have a board that's open to fetishes people won't like and simply refuse to implement spoilers?

Also, yes, people are trying to shove their fetishes into my face. The board's called "Adult Cartoons", not "Western Porn/Alternative". It's a damn shame they can't post western on /d/ anymore, but showing a little courtesy to less extreme fetishists isn't that hard. They don't need to feel so insecure about posting that they feel the need to defensively ward off criticism, but they also don't need to flood what would have been a perfectly fine vanilla board out of desperation.
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>>76470538
Basically nothing is original anymore. Even if you came up with an idea right now that has never occurred to you before in a vacuum, someone somewhere has had almost the exact same thought already.
Complaining about "Originality" is pointless.
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>>76468477
Fuck, yes! My ridiculous body hair finally pays off! or it would if cute spider girls existed. My ridiculous body hair can go fuck itself.
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>>76470558
That matches me.

But astrology is bullshit.
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>>76464842

Fun fact: Ava's Demon artist designed her.
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Chubby spoider
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>>76470888
Nice.
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>>76464842
Yes
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>>76471008
All spiders are created equal but the fat ones are the cutest
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>>76470283
fucking lolth priestesses.
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>>76468477
Now if only spiders where big enough
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On a somewhat related note, did /co/ like undertale?
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>>76464842
>>76465382
>>76468477
Does Muffet count as loli or does being old enough to run a business cancel that out?
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>>76471272
Yeah but I have the feeling the thread will be less autistic if we stick to discussing spiders
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>Sony has the female characters from Ratchet and Clank future
>Microsoft has the females from Conker's bad fur day
>Nintendo has the squidlings
>PC has based spider girls

All things considered, this gen of video games is a good one.
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>>76471298
Wow, I didn't know spiders could get so fat. Why does it seem less threatening now?
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>>76471282
Considering this

http://www.spiders.us/faq/how-long-do-spiders-live/

I say she's either an elder sage by now or at least an adult
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>>76471282
It's not a business, it's a bake sale. She's like a girl scout.
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>>76471282
Didn't see her as one at all while playing.
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>>76471322
Because it's already full so it won't eat you.
Yet.
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>>76471282
Let's ask Recette
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>>76471282
Even Temmie can run a business.

I wouldn't take that as a sign of maturity.
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>>76471322
You wanna help her regain her shape?
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What's going on ITT guys?
You all look so delicious
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>>76464978
Made BY spiders, FOR spiders, OF spiders!
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>>76471213
Shiny ones are pretty great too
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>>76471322
I don't know how arachnophobic pussy brains work so don't ask me
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>>76471328
In the epilogue for the True Pacifist ending, she has her own bakery.
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>>76471466
Hey I may be scared of spiders but I'm nice enough to let the tiny ones live in my room. They usually only stay in the corners of the walls and don't move much. I don't know what the fuck they eat but they seem to be doing okay.
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>>76471456
I don't want to be biased but it's very clear that jumpers and orbweavers have the monopoly on aesthetics
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>>76471272
It did some things right and some things wrong. I have mixed feelings about it.
Right
>Battles themselves
>Music
>Characters, mostly*
>*For example Alphys kinda became an annoying Flanderized character for no reason other than to relate to the weebs, which was gay

Wrong
>Overworld is just a mesh of different areas
>Graphics coulda been more impressive in certain places seeing as what they were capable of
>Memes
>Anime
>Anime humor
>Seriously why was there so much goddamn anime material

And this all leads me to the ultimate fault I think it had; the game had no real atmosphere outside of the battles. It just seemed like shit was there randomly. This also goes for the setting. There are cell-phones, anime, laboratories, monsters and such, yet they live in ruins, there's a king and he lives in a castle? Elevators in the hotland, etc. I dunno it didn't really feel organic. I'm under the impression that someone somewhere down the line had this big idea with holes in it and then he got other people to help him fill it with their shit and it kinda soiled the whole project. Also what sucks is since the battles are the best thing about it, well, they become mini-games of dodging since you're encouraged not to attack for the true ending. I dunno, the whole game seems really unfocused or something

Also if there would have been a fucking run button it woulda been less tedious, seriously.

>tldr; too many hands dirtied up the project
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>>76466512
Two reasons, IMO.

>It ended. There's no room for it to get run into the ground.
Opinions differ on when Homestuck went to shit, but most people agree that it started off good and became progressively worse as Hussie began adding more and more shitty characters and pointless subplots, while drawing out the main plot as much as he could just to keep baiting his fans for free money. Since Undertale has a clearly defined ending and won't be added to or expanded on in any way, this keeps it from outstaying its welcome. I wish someone would inform the fanbase of this.

>It's a video game. While the writing is for the most part Homestuck-tier (there's no denying Homestuck was its primary influence in that regard), it's made up for by the gameplay and interactivity.
I mean, it doesn't take much to realise that Homestuck, if properly handled, would make a fucking awesome video game. Shit just gets more fun when you get to play with it, rather than being just an observer. The fact that Undertale not only lets you play in its world, but also does a respectable job of tying gameplay and plot together, means that the often mediocre and sometimes outright obnoxious writing comes across much better than it would if you'd be reading it as a book or comic.
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>>76471586
I agree. At first I thought it was just going to be one anime culture reference of tsundere catcus and that was it. I thought Toby was going to keep it subtle after that. And yeah the overworld could have been much better. I feel most of the charm is in Snowden.

It just needed more work but Toby was kind of lazy, I mean the game was already delayed for almost 2 years I believe.
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>>76471008
I want a cartoon with all of these spiders doing spider things
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Golden Orb Weavers are my favorite spider.
They are beautiful and have the strongest web a spider can make.
What is your favorite spider /co/?
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>>76471713
Lynxes, huntsmen, jumpers and wolves

Proving to all the others that their bitch ass webs are unnecessary when you can just chase and tackle food to death
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>>76471794
>Lynx
I have never seen this kind of spider before, but that's pretty badass.
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>>76471586
>And this all leads me to the ultimate fault I think it had; the game had no real atmosphere outside of the battles. It just seemed like shit was there randomly. This also goes for the setting. There are cell-phones, anime, laboratories, monsters and such, yet they live in ruins, there's a king and he lives in a castle? Elevators in the hotland, etc. I dunno it didn't really feel organic.
That was intentional. Have you never played Earthbound/Mother? It was supposed to be out of place on purpose.
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>>76471948
They don't all look as exotic so you probably have

They are all ruthless sanic motherfuckers though
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>>76472034
Uh what? None of the locations in Mother were out of place. They were quirky, unusual, but they were all streamlined enough to understand the world around the player. Roads led to other roads, towns were seperate towns, etc. The strange enemies and creatures were all related to the alien's 'influence' so that can be chalked up to psychic powers. I mean you can understand how a secret entrance underneath steonhenge contains a secret base for alien operation. As to why an underground area a human falls through, and is unable to get back up through, is sealed off with MAGIC, conatins MONSTERS, has cell phone, anime, a mountanous alpine region next to a lava area, and some kind of 'core.' That's a bit harder to follow and understand. I mean couldn't they have climbed up from where the human fell through to begin with...? Undertale never mentions the kid falling through a barrier.
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>>76471713
Salticidae for aesthetics and smarts.
Thomasidae just for aesthetics (With the possible exception of bird poop spider).
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>>76471713
>The muscle girls of the spider world
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>>76471456
Isn't there a spider that is neon blue?
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>>76468494
Wasurenagumo
>>76470283
I don't think they were father and daughter just a bookstore owner and a girl that hung around his shop.
>>76470390
It's a horror short
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>>76468477
Female spiders are also normally 3-10 times the size of males, and eat them after mating.

I want a giantess spider waifu to eat me. It's so fucking unfair.
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>>76472381

Oh please, Mother was just as confusing.

>aliens come to earth and use magic, but it's not magic, but everyone can learn it so it is
>then one alien gets super mad, becomes red pasta sauce in a repeating background, and kills everything
>but then magic teacups and disco records and LE EPIC FUNNY HIPPIES XDXDXD! attack

Sounds pretty disjointed m80.
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>>76472518
You mean goliath birdeaters?
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>>76470558
I'm a libra and i dig the shit out of spiders, so im calling bullshit on that
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>>76472568
I like those a lt too
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>>76469799
Spiders are bros, I never kill them. Except if I run across a Black Widow. I'm not chancing that shit, even if they do look cool as hell.
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>>76464842
very spooky
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>>76470047
Drama with the furfag artists and fursonas.

Could be easily rectified on /aco/ by allowing rule34 of anthro characters and banning OC donut steels, but mods are fags
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>>76470538
One of the kickstarter tiers was creating a character for the game. Muffet is one of backer-created ones.
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>>76472518
>tfw no qt hueg muscular spider waifu to love you and make stylish furniture out of her glorious golden webs
Back to /d/ it is...
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>>76472561
>Only Ness and his party had PSI powers
>Floating objects are spooky references to horror movies and shit because alien invasion would be scary
And regardless Earthbound wasn't produced in this dank meme era. It has quirks but nothing in it is a diirect meme like in Undertale so you can get off that train of thought anytime.

I don't remember the details, but the PSI powers have a connection to Giygas. It has something to do with the couple that found and raised him. The man gained psychic powers from him somehow and it's implied Ness is related to this first family because he looks a ton like Ninten. Or some shit, there is a history on it, google it. I'm starting to doubt if you've even played the games cause any Mother fan would know this shit, probably just falseflagging cause you wanna defend Undertale's faulty parts
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>>76472681
>but mods are lazy fags
Fixed that for you
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>>76472540
I'm not sure neon blue is the word I'd use but Gooty sapphires can get pretty nuts

>>76472557
Lord Jesus please come and reap sinners like me so I don't have to read all the misinformation in this post
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>>76472557
>and eat them after mating.
They aren't supposed to see
>>76470156
>>76470319
>I want a giantess spider waifu to eat me
That's because you're a degenerate vorefaggot please exit the world by way of bullet thank you.
>>76471282
>Does Muffet count as loli
According to Ava's demon's creator ( I can't remember her name) who designed her Muffet is a loli but I never got that impression in the game itself.
>>76471392
Temmie is in college.
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>>76472561
Didn't really follow the story there, did you?

>evil alien from the first game is back!
>three psychic kids and one badass mofo have to stop him from taking over the world with his evil alien empire
>leader/chosen one psychic kid becomes the Buddha
>they can't stop him now, have to go back, back to the past
>kill his FINAL FORM OF PURE EVIL with love, song, and prayer, just like the last game
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>>76472557
There is a species of spider where the male gets the female all tied up before fucking her, forgot the name sadly
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>>76472730
What memes does undertale have?
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>>76472845
bondage spider. not joking.
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>>76472751
>>76472755
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spider
>"Spiders generally use elaborate courtship rituals to prevent the large females from eating the small males before fertilization, except where the male is so much smaller that he is not worth eating."

You're pretty stupid for a guy that likes spiders so much.
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>>76472730

>Floating objects are spooky references to horror movies and shit because alien invasion would be scary
Except they're all living, and you see stupid crap like walking oranges and sponges.

>I don't remember the details, but the PSI powers have a connection to Giygas.
And yet everyone in the game can use them. The happy happy cultist, random monsters in the allyway, monsters hidden in pyramids, and things giygas could not have possibly influenced. the guardians were one thing, but random monsters made out of trash? That's too much to expect.

>>76472816

>kill his FINAL FORM OF PURE EVIL with love, song, and prayer, just like the last game

So it's pretentious pseudo-trash?
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>>76472908
>uses wikipedia as his source
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>>76472900
They are also known as metellina segmentata, but this name is way better
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>>76472908
>before fertilization
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>>76472846
>doge
>clicheanime
>tem
>rips off the walking table from Mother 3
The room with the best equipment in the game also has present boxes with sprites just like Mother 2, and that's not a meme but it's a blatant reference to what it's trying to imitate. The game is very influenced by the internet culture. If you've played it, I shouldn't have to explain it to you, Toby
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>>76472846
it creates memes
the greatest sin of all
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>>76472936
The surce is cited in the article. It's your problem if you're too lazy to look into it.
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>>76472557
>and eat them after mating
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>>76472908
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spider_cannibalism

>Despite these examples and many other similar reports, however, the theory of the "sacrificial male" has become greater than the truth. Mating of spiders is not always followed by cannibalism. Indeed, scholars have noted that the "supposed aggressiveness of the female spider towards the male is largely a myth" and that cannibalism only occurs in exceptional cases.
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>>76472935
The fucking HHH WERE being influenced by Giygas you fuck. You had to defeat that Golden statue thing that was possessing the leader and the cult. IIRC Giygas was using them to round up PSI users which is why they captured Paula. And yes just about every enemy in the game IS under the fucking alien's influence. Porky's evil intentions only magnified under it too. Who's to say Giygas isn't bad enough to manifest trash cans and shit? What even your argument anymore?
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>>76472970
>doge
What? The dog is his avatar. How the fuck are cute dogs memes?

>clicheanime
that's not a meme, it's just referencing anime.

>tem
Not memes, just annoying and playing off of internet culture of the time.

>rips off the walking table from Mother 3
>Mother 3 invented walking furniture
Not a meme anyway. May as well pretend Mother 3 stole it from Little Nemo.

I've beat it a few times. References aren't memes. None of that is a meme. Sounds like you're some tumblr kid.
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>>76472935
>So it's pretentious pseudo-trash?
No, I'm pretty sure it's just a kid's RPG where love and happiness beats evil and hate. Pretty standard.
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>>76471586
Holy shit, finally a criticism about the game I see eye to eye with that isn't coming from shitposters who only saw a few screenshots from the game. I was beaming with excitement over Undertale right after leaving the ruins and meeting Sans/Papyrus. It started dipping after Snowdin, and then completely dipped off in Hotland.

The twists and turns the gameplay offered were genuinely impressive but anything outside the unique combat system was kind of shit. Puzzles were somewhat lazily done and were trivialized far too many times to be the butt of a by-then dead horse of a joke. The game seemed like it was setting the player up for some great grand adventure and that you'd eventually learn of the dark side of the monsters and whatnot. Besides Alphys' dishonesty, that never happened. There was a golden opportunity to explore that with Flowey, but they had to go with his evil side being the human soul side that "hated humanity" for no given reason, not the monster soul side. I feel like the whole hyper meta bullshit completely entangled into the story was shoehorned in just so people can gush over how "deep" the lore is; it's hard to see it any other way.

Fuck, I love many parts of Undertale but there are so many glaring flaws with it, it's odd to see so few pointing them all out. And I had to go to a /co/ thread of all places to see one that did.
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>>76473144
That's how 4chan works now, sometimes i have to go to /tg/ to find a thread about my /d/ kinks
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>>76473144
It's the hype. Give it a month or two and /v/ will be doing nothing but shitting on it.
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>>76473144
Probably because most of those flaws should be lumped into "I don't prefer the humor or anime references," which isn't a problem for most people.
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>>76473144
>There was a golden opportunity to explore that with Flowey, but they had to go with his evil side being the human soul side that "hated humanity" for no given reason, not the monster soul side.
Wow, that's REALLY wrong. Did you simply not play the game? The human's souls isn't in Flowey. Asriel could not feel emotions as a flower, and eventually went nuts. He tried to kill himself, and found that he came back at a "save point" of sorts due to determination that was injected into him by Alphys. After countless resets where he was nice to everyone, he got bored and started to hurt people for entertainment, much like RPG player do on subsequent playthroughs. Go watch the genocide run story.
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Are we done talking about spiders?
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>>76473322
I think he got Chara confused. Because Chara does hate humanity for no reason, or at least the reason isn't given in the game.
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>>76473364
Just waiting for the vore fetishist to figure out that the stuff he read in a 1988 science textbook is wrong
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>>76473420
You are waiting for that? i'm waiting for /v/ to leave
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>>76473110
>What? The dog is his avatar. How the fuck are cute dogs memes?

not him but the doge meme and the toby fox dog are both shiba inus so he has a point
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>>76464842
>You have to accept her "mercy"
Best way to live is to let enemies know you're LETTING them live.
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>>76473445
Toby's dog is very clearly a fucking Pomeranian.
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>>76473373
The point he was making, though, was that the main villain (Asriel/Flowey) wasn't explained, though. That's outright wrong. In fact, the whole deconstruction of the genre with Flowey is arguably the most intriguing part of the game. Chara is another story. Maybe we'll get something in hard mode for that.

... SPIDERS!!!
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>>76473486
no its doge
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>>76473443
I just wanted to hang out with you /co/ geeze!
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>>76473445
>>76473554
At the beginning of this thread I thought /co/ didn't know shit about spiders but it turns out you guys just don't know how animals work in general
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>>76473570
then make a /co/ related thread
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>>76473600
Just ignore them. If they want to pretend that all dogs are memes, let them.
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>>76473600
>the joke
>your head
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>>76464842
>>76468477
>>76465382
So who is this Muffet character and why have I been seeing her around lately?
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>>76473600
>>76473657
BUT ITS TRUE

I HAVE A DEGREE IN MEMEOLOGY
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>>76473708

An overrated game has become popular. I'm about to filter it from my dashboard.
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>>76473708
Cute spidergirl in a game called Undertale. You don't have to play it, but I think you'll enjoy it, especially if you like JRPGs or vidya in general.

She's got a kickin' theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WDFUcjWARU
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>>76473322
Looks like I did get that mixed up. After hearing Asriel's explanation at the end of the game, I assumed that after he had died, his soul was still combined with Chara's after becoming Flowey from Alphys' experiments, which now that I think about it, doesn't make sense following what happens when a monster and human soul combine. So yes, I got that bit wrong. Still, I have issues that the rest of the monsters are portrayed as only defensive and innocent, and the true pacifist ending overall.
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>>76473806
>>76473761
Figures it was Undertale. Was kinda hoping it wasn't that but oh well. It's been on the backlog.
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>>76473806

>chiptunes garbage

You idiots will keep eating up that retro stuff, won't you?
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>>76473860
>didn't listen to the song for more than 30 seconds
Well memed, Jr. :^)
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>>76473860

To be fair, it's one of the more simple themesin the game.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDdR4c9vcEw

The Skeletons have the superior themes.
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>>76470047
Because the only furries that stand out are the ones that are being obnoxious, the silent majority doesn't get the label.
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>>76473860
>>76473900
It's just another choice of instrument. If the song is good, it's good. If it's bad, it's bad. That song is good. If you think it's simple, you didn't hear it past the 30 second mark.
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>>76473841
>>76473761

>doesn't throw a stink when Splatoon, Kirby and Pikmin are spammed here
>suddenly cries of autistic rage when Undertale gets some attention

This board and it's biases.
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>>76473937
What the hell are you talking about? All I implied was that I agreed it was overrated. Doesn't mean I don't think it looks like a good game.
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>>76473806
>>76473900
Someone isn't fabulous enough.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHL_Bk60F_4
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>>76473929

I never said it was simple. I said it was garbage.

It's lazy, retro, pandering. Games should have evolved beyond past this by now.

But I guess when a tool like that is available, everyone suddenly considers themselves a musical expert.
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>>76473937
Well the one guy said it's on his backlog, I think he was just sad that it wasn't /co/ related or something.
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>>76473937

I don't like it when any of those are posted on /co/, since they belong on /v/.

I think those games are certainly more meritorious then Undertale, though.
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>>76474046

>triple A generic cash-in console games more meritorious than a PC title made by one guy with love and concern over several years

Yeah okay.
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>>76473990
>Games should have evolved beyond past this by now.
That;s like saying cartoons should have evolved past being hand drawn.

>But I guess when a tool like that is available, everyone suddenly considers themselves a musical expert.
Nice bait. Instrument =/= composition. Honestly, the very idea that you can "evolve past" something as an artistic tool is so stupid you almost gave me cancer.
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>>76474104

>dissing on Nintendo to protect your furry meme game.

That's sad.

>>76474107

The man got a kickstarter for a reason. Using Chiptunes is just for nostalgia gaming appeal, instead of making your own appeal.
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I want /v/ to go away
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>>76474175

>hates on memes
>likes Nintendo
Seems like a bit of a double edged sword.
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>>76474237
I bet he hates furries and likes Disney.
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>>76474255

And it's fine to dislike furries, but he shouldn't be a hypocrite about it.

He can hate Undertale too for all I care, but saying he hates it because it's furry and it has memes? Then it gets kinda dumb.
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>>76474175
>Using Chiptunes is just for nostalgia gaming appeal, instead of making your own appeal.
By that logic, nobody is ever allowed to use chiptunes again because it's not "unique". Well every instrument on the planet has been played to death. Better toss out violins, pianos, guitars, drums... Yeah, no instruments allowed in music any more. I'm done, you're obviously baiting, and this is a waste of time.
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>>76464978
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>>76474175
>>76473990
>>76473860
Wow, I thought I hit the stupid limit on /v/. Turns out /co/'s community is somehow even more brainless... I discover new lows every day...
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>>76471298
I can take solace in the fact that I was right all along
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>>76474389
You should check out /vp/ sometime.
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>>76472755
>Temmie is in college.
Colleges don't have an age limit
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>>76474437
What a cute little guy.
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>>76474565
But children aren't mentally prepared for college. A notable /co/ example is a particular episode of Dexter's Laboratory wherein Dexter goes to college.
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>>76474631
That's a girl

This one's a guy
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>>76474631
As a general rule of thumb (and quite obvious from the two pictures) male spiders have their pedipalps enlarged near the end for the purpose of holding hands with the females sperm receptacle.
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>>76464842
>>76468656
>>76469962
Them's my roots. You can tell your real fetishes when they predate your puberty. It's not the fascination that was applied to sex, it was the sex that got applied to the fascination.
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>>76474771
>>76475245
Well she's pretty cute then.
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>>76475920
Did you eat my lasagna?
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>>76475920
was it responsive to your affections?
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>>76474686
Whereas in reality most college students are not mentally prepared to be adults.
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>>76476307
Truth.
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>>76471392
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>>76468477
I'm Brazilian so I guess I win.
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>>76474686
That's not even remotely true. Even ignoring the basic implications of that statement the degradation of the public school system in countries like america as well as the subsequent dumbing down of the secondary education system has rendered college education at the level where high school and middle school would be if the public school system was doing its job right. Private schools at this point are teaching kids at what hs become the college level not only in subject material but in the semi-autonomous curriculum structure and not only do the kids take to it all just fine they frequently take to it better than actual college students coming from stunted education programs.
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>>76471233
Came here for sexy Spider girls, got keks.
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>>76471392
I figured it was closer to a lemonade stand. Temmies clearly have no sense of business

>Having the same item at multiple prices.
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>>76477549
o-oh
I thought this was going somewhere else.
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>>76468890
Navi, I have found the weak spot.
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>>76477857
>You especting hot gurl??
>YAYA?
>Is only me!
>TEMMIEZ!
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>>76466480
no
jamal2504 is not a dinosaur
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>>76469799
I've at least 12 spiders in my house. Most of them are in the basement. A huge fat one lives outside my window. I feed one in my room's ceiling but it doesn't trust the bugs I give it.
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>>76468890
>2015
>there are people who think that not screwing your spider-waifu in the spinneret is a valid option
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>>76474389

It's okay to have people dislike something you like, though, even if their arguments aren't well formulated.

You think this is bad for /co/? Wait until the weekend spooky girls thread where someone will inevitably bring up Monster High.
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Spider boys would probably be adorable manlets.
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>>76478643
So we are having spooky girls threads? I've been out of the loop for a few days.

Good to see that october doesn't go to waste.
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>>76464842
I think Undertale is both trash and not a cartoon.
Spider girls are brooty good though.
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>>76479322

They're limited to weekends to prevent oversaturation, but yeah. They're kept up by Ghoul School discussion, some School for Vampires chat, some classic movie reminiscing, quite a few goth girls, and the drawfriend antics of Brokenlynx, Herny, and anybody with a hard on for spooky girls. Fingers crossed we cover Hotel Transylvania 2 and some other lesser-known properties next thread, and that we get a Halloween blowout for a finale.

I'd ask you to check the archives for a sample, but archive.moe decided to shit the bed.
>>
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>>76475349
That actually makes a lot of sense. I never thought about it that way before.
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>>76479232
Hairy adorable manlets
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>>76469946
Are the big eyes or the small eyes its actual eyes?
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>>76479888
I've been told the term is "Otter"
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>>76479933
All of them are the real eyes
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>>76479585
And don't forget about the Spooky Police
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>>76478643
W-What's wrong with Monster High?
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>>76473900
I prefer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGaneyDfyls

Megalovania is great too
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Why the fuck is this game everywhere
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>>76482175
>people who play the game like it
>people who don't complain that it's tumblr furshit
>both parties clash

It's pretty clear.
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>>76472935
>So it's pretentious pseudo-trash?
yeah, but you're going back in time to kill an alien god via abortion. Let's be honest, that's pretty metal
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>>76481901
Literally just Voldemort Horse show level waifu faggotry but minus half the furfags. Large amount of overlap between the two fanbases too. Can personally confirm.
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>>76483023
.but you're going back in time to kill an alien god via abortion

Meh, Chrono Trigger handled it better. Minus the killing it with love and hope thing, you just hack Space Seed Imperfect Cell to death with Katanas and laser beams.
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>>76483142
Yeah, but you gotta do the whole love thing in games like Earthbound. Undertale did it too, at least in the pacifist ending.
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>>76483142
the imperfect cell part was kinda the worse though. He was awesome as just a mindless space seed that fucks up planets so hard it rips time a new asshole. The final two part reeks a bit of "AHA IT WAS ME ALL ALONG" even if the thing behind Lavos was still technically Lavos, making him a Russian nesting doll alien was a little weak
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>>76466512
I don't see any logical connection between the two
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I wonder how many Lavoses there are out there.
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>>76483325
Undertale's creator was involved pretty heavily with Homestuck.
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>>76483260
Outer Lavos is just the incubation shell. The thing you fight inside is the real deal. I liked it, made it feel like some truly alien life-form beyond mortal ken. The thing just refused to die, and your continued efforts were an incomprehensible nuisance to it, like an ant trying to bite you after you've already stepped on it.
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>>76477549

In fact, if you buy the cheapest temmie food and resell it you can get infinite money.

It's tedious as fuck as you can only get 1g each time, but that way you can buy anything, even bypass the spider fight if you forgot to buy in the ruins
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>>76471519
These ones mostly eat other spiders. Those long legs are meant to keep other spiders the fuck away from them while they wrap it up.
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>>76482175
Because retards keep trying to start a conversation about it in non videogame related boards
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>>76482175
It's a meme.
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>>76464842

Don't trust them. They kill best girl
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>>76471309
>diagonal pixels
That gif is shit.
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>>76483325
the only sane anon
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>>76483716
Yea, that irked me too in the game.
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>>76483648
>X is a meme
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Spiders,you said?
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>>76483864
The human eyes, they rustle my jimmies
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>>76483597
/co/ is just awful at discouraging off-topic discussion like that.
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>>76483864
oh right, thank you for reminding me Chochi will NEVER update Beatrix and we'll never see adventure spider in full story context
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>>76483890
Silly Anon,you can't put human eyes on a spidah,those are obvious spidah eyes
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>>76483947
I'm a cruel and soulless person...sorry about that.
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Praise to the Spider Queen
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>>76483864
Yes, spiders.
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>>76483992
Your goddess is weak. ALL HAIL THE WORM LORD!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4E5vUUtSWT4
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>>76479933
BIG EYES
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Would you date this milf /co/?
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>>76466512
>>76469946
>>76479933
>>76484341
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>>76467328
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>>76484443
Shit, I forgot to save this last time. Thanks for posting it.
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>>76473860
Well, it wasn't ALL chiptunes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNN0HyO3rM4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNTwYzoFzck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPCMJC1Ig6s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2jVbSI9H4o
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>>76485047
None of it was pure chiptune. They all had other instruments layered in.
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>>76484393
How the fuck am I supposed to fap to hot thorax donut holes when all of her damn kids are in the way.
That and the gif is tiny. Did you save that solely for your own weakness or some lousy shit?
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>>76485047
I want to train with dyke fish
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>>76483864
This is pleasing to me.
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>>76485305
I did to annoy people
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>>76467328
...It started as a harem though...
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>>76483992

I always forget if it's "red to yellow, he's a mellow fellow" or if it's "red to yellow, he's a dangerous fellow". I try sticking with the "red to black" one, but then I forget if it's "stay back" or "attack". Making mnemonic devices about dangerous snakes easy to confuse probably wasn't the best idea.
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>>76464842
Best theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WDFUcjWARU

Also everyone knows the Venom symbiote is the best spider girl in Marvel. Yandere a best.
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>>76485615
It's "Red touches yellow, you're a dead fellow. Red touches black, you're alright, jack."

But to be honest by the time you can tell what order the stripes are in it's probably too late.
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>>76473990
Yeah and comics should have evolved pass black and white too! Nobody ever produced a single good black and white comic since color printing became a thing! And who the fuck still uses violins?!
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>>76485615
it aint easy to confuse, you might just be stupid
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>>76485750
I want to marry a symbiote!
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>>76483864
>those eyes
>that ring
>that bow
Maximum over-moe.
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>>76485047
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPCMJC1Ig6s
>4:30
Was this made by Zun
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>>76487704
the creator of the game did all the music
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>>76465463
I WANT to do a genocide play though if only too see the massive difference it presents in characterization and gameplay
but i love these character and just cant do it, that said im glad i didnt do it first cause i couldn't take that changes it'd make to the pacifist ending
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>>76469946
thats one of the few spider pictures that legitimately unnerves me. Its straight out of a nightmare
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>>76489127
I hear these things are super chill. The don't bite, sting, or anything. They just nap and eat crickets all day.
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>>76489190
yeah, they just look like demons is all
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>>76486000
Cute.
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>>76471679
>It just needed more work but Toby was kind of lazy, I mean the game was already delayed for almost 2 years I believe.
to be fair the game is dense, neutral playthroughs is where its at mostly though, the game changes based on who you kill, character will treat you different and the endings vary a lot on that as well
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>>76489127
What are these things called? I've seen much smaller insects that look like them around here.
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>>76471456
Mmhahahahaa hahahahaha!!!
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>>76489295
cave spiders or whip scorpions
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>>76489127
They remind me of the mutants from Drifting Classroom.
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spiter spoder
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>>76489295
Amblypygi. Commonly called tailless whipscorpions or cave scorpions.

Very timid, and very fragile. They like verticle space if kept in captivity.
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>>76489445
Nigga that's some sort of Salitcidae.

Spitter spiders look way different, and are in the family Scytodidae.
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Does this count as a spider girl
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>>76489964
that counts as an abomination
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>>76489964
That's... a usefull hand.
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>>76489964
That's really fucking horrifying anon, I've seen some shit before, but I never expected something like this.
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>>76468656
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This thread is like 95% not /co/ related at all.
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>>76490827
You haven't seen shit, Anon. Try going to gelbooru and looking up the "What" tag.

Come back after attaining enlightenment.
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>>76465261
Yes. It is called an "epigynum". They are structured very different species to species.
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>>76469799
I got over my fear of them when I forced myself to choose between terror and fascination by googling spider faces and mouths every day.

They're still a bit spine-tingling in real life, but I used to shriek and run as a kid. Now I can pick them up carefully in my hand and set them outside so my cats don't eat them, and admire them making webs on my windows.
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>>76469946
I don't find Ogre Spiders scary.

Wolf Spiders on the other hand? They look aggressive as FUCK. Which is funny because they're actually scaredy cats who only bite you because they hide in your clothes.

Camel Spiders on the other hand? Yikes, those fuckers are hellspawn.
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>>76489964
Kinds horrifying, kinda cute. I'll bet she's pretty handy.
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>>76470558
I'm a Capricorn.
Does that mean I wanna fuck a fish while giving a goat cunnilingus?

Actually, Capricorn has roots as an ancient pagan god of war and peace, life and death, change and normalcy, semen and menstrual blood. So Capricorn can't decide what it wants to be.
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>>76471309
4chan has Towergirls.
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>>76491124
Now I want to go around each board I visit and ask people's astrological sign and major kinks/fetishes.
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>>76471713
Cross Weavers.
Nothing says Autumn like a Cross Weaver in the window.
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>>76490881
Well i like spiders so i don't complain so much.
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>>76473657
So Monster Masume works on the idea that the bigger the race, the bigger their breasts since the race needs more milk.

So...when do we see pics of an adorbz spiderbabby wrapping tiny legs around a giant boob while suckling?
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>>76471309
>Conker's Bad Fur day
>this gen
Not even Live and Reloaded was this gen.
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>>76491209
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>>76491186
indeed
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>>76489287
I laughed heartily at that.
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>>76489342
God tier villain.
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>There will never be a western Nikku Drill
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>>76491353
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>>76491343
Where is this gif from? I know who the character is, I just swear that this gif isn't from any official source.
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>>76491067
Camel spiders aren't spiders, though.
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How do you guys feel about my spidergirl?
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>>76491458
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>>76471298
he thinks he's being sneaky hiding behind that thorn
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>>76491511
>>76491501
>>76491458
Muffet's cute, and so are these.
Love em.
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>>76475349
i remember seing this documentary about a porn director that said something just like you, he had this ballon fetish and made porn movies with ballons,and whe asked what he tough a fetish was he said that when you are a kid and have an obsession, and them grow up and didn`t lose your obsession them it becomes a fetish
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>>76465407
hey nothing here is pornographic so you fuck off pal, also /aco/ is a terrible mistake
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>>76491579
>>76475349
I discovered porn at five years old so I have nothing like this to remember. ;_;
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>>76489964
I would prefer the hand looking as anatomically correct as possible but otherwise that's a pretty neat idea.
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>>76482175

this enemy isn't even in the game

it's fanart
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>>76491876
It's a big fanart.
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>>76490833
She better be French.
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>>76486000

>ponyshit

I'm onto you
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>>76491886

for me
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>>76491912
She doesn't look french
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>>76491925
I hope you're pretending to be retarded.
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>>76471008
FAT FUCK

I BET YOU CAN'T EVEN USE WEBS

YOU CATCH YOUR FOOD BY SITTING ON IT
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>>76475349
>>76491579
That's pretty wild, and it makes perfect sense.

I remember always playing pretend, and a lot of my imaginary adventures involved facing down a foe or having an ally that was giant, often girls, even though girls were usually kind of weird at the time. And one of my most vivid early memories is walking around the local video rental store and being incredibly interested in Attack of the 60 ft Centerfold (horrible movie, by the way, barely worth being called a B movie). And here I am years later, shitposting on 4chan with giant girls.
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I feel like I should smack this thread is a shoe
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>>76492149
I feel like you should stay out of Jon's lasagna.
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>>76464842
cute spider girls, you say?
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>>76492157
Alright I'm getting the shoe
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>>76492189
Only the biggest wimps kill spiders.
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>>76491315
I've actually been wondering about Musume.
Is it guaranteed that in all human/monster couples that the child will be the same race as the mother or is it only certain species like harpies and lamias?
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>>76492207
Then I'm a wimp AND a coward because I'm going to kill them all!
Also Moths rules!
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>>76472552
Aw fuck you, I didn't need that shit in my life. Bitch was literally cucked to death, can't deal with that, man.
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>>76470319
Animal porn never works. Animals don't understand images.
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What is this character
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>>76492225
>He doesn't cultivate common house spiders outside of his home to trap and kill lesser bugs
>He doesn't cultivate wolf spiders to kill lesser bugs and some small rodents
>He probably doesn't even know there's a difference between wolf spiders and brown recluses
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>>76492225
Mothra and Kumonga need not fight.
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>>76470047
Some shit from a long time ago that isn't a problem anymore. And mods having a fundamental misunderstanding of the kind of things a western cartoon porn board needs.
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>>76492276
Why would I know the difference between them in the first place?
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Please post peacock spiders dancing.
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>>76492208
Cerea is half human and didn't know it.
By poking slime blobs with eyes that infest gardens, Mr. Smith got his DNA in them so they merged into a slimegirl.

So there's that.
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>>76492260
>Animals don't understand images.
What? Why in the fuck would you think that?
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>>76492272
NPC from a vidya.
>>76492326
Recluses can kill you. Wolf Spiders kill just about anything but you and your non-rodent pets.
They look really similar.
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>>76471620
>the writing is for the most part Homestuck-tier
Hell no. Homestuck's writing is awful.
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>>76492347
You can make a spidergrill horny with images of males with hairy legs.
Crows and monkeys were confirmed by scientists to learn from movies recently.
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>>76464842
>capped 40fps

Glad I didn't buy
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>>76492326
You should know about Recluse. Their bites make your skin and muscle flat out die.
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>>76492326
So you know which ones you want near your home since the venom in their bites is in such a small dose that it doesn't even harm small children (but hurts like shit), and which one is able to rot off large portions of your flesh with their highly dangerous bites.
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>>76469401
Brown recluses can hid in your bedsheets or places where you may touch or sit. It's hardly your fault if you get bitten by one.
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>>76492365
What does that mean?
I don't vidya.
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>>76469799
That looks like a tachikoma or some kind of spider tank mech.
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>>76492322
Let them!

>>76492351
>Look up the killer spider
>It lives in the south
Thank god I don't live in the south or I would have been bitten a long time ago
No joke the only reason why I hate them is because I used to get bit by them all the time.
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>>76492360
I know this, and you know this, but >>76492260 does not seem to know this.
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>>76471298
Something about the size of this image and the thickness of the legs is very menacing to me. Spiders with thick legs are kind of frightening.
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>>76492360
>You can make a spidergrill horny with images of males with hairy legs.
Male spiders or any male species?
I'm asking for a friend
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why is it when spiders are humanized

theyre goth girls or at least something close to the cliche

is it the silk and web?
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>>76489127
Not a good thing to look at before bed.
Those are pretty much those spider things that use flame whip in Bligh Town in Dark Souls.
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>>76492513
You'd think that most humanized spiders would be more like the typeof girl that doesn't go out much and spends most of the day on her pajamas
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>>76489964
Was much better in the thumbnail when it looks like she has weird skin tone dog legs.
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>>76492513
They have a bit of everything for everyone.

They are fuzzy and cute, or they are chitinous and cold, they can be as alien as need be or just barely noticable from the waist up as a spidergirl.

Really, it's the same reason why any combination of animal/insect/robot.
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>>76492498
Presumably male spiders.
But now I'm wondering if you can blow their minds by playing movies in their scale. They do watch if it keeps their interest.
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>>76492347
Most animals don't understand images. Human beings who live in remote areas and never look at pictures don't either. They took pictures of a village in a rainforest and showed it to them and they didn't know what the fuck they were looking at. Panda porn is also ineffective for probably the same reason.
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>>76492623
So this is what he's doing now
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