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What is he in for?

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What is he in for?
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Rick did nothing wrong
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>>76384892
Suspense
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>no one will ever respect Jerry
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Weren't you watching?
>"Everything."
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>>76384892
Everything
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>>76384892
Alien STDs
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>>76384892
9/11
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>>76385199
Jerry will love Orwell Earth, he will finally become a successful member of society
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>>76385199
>Not understanding what kind of huge inflated senses of self worth that the dregs of society gain from living under a tyranny

He'll be the ONLY happy one.
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>>76385367
And he will become a minister of Glip Glops or have other pointless, but high standing job. I guarantee it. Meanwhile, Morty will do actual science.
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i can finally post this pic
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So if Rick did everything, shouldn't they let all the other prisoners go since he committed their crimes too?
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So then /co/, How many Micro, Kilo, Mega, Giga and Penta-Hitler's has Rick (just c-137) collected?

i would assume around 12 Giga-Hitler's, he's destroyed the earth a few times apparently, and several other planets, also a few micro/mini/tinyverses.
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>>76386257
how much was a hitler unit? i think it was 120000000 or something, shit i only remember the thread but not the final unit
and that only stalin was literally worse than hitler.
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>>76386295
Stalin was something around 5 hitlers i think.
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So Rick is a rapist and a pedophile huh?
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>>76386257
>>76386295
>>76386382
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>>76386410
so, how many hitlers is Rick?
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>>76386536
He is 3.5 Hitlers
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>>76386401
Honestly would you be shock if that was the case?
The fucker shown he has some serious sexual deviantcs when we saw him hooking back up with that hive mind
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>>76385668
Damn shame it is illegal to cure a vehicle, that the government supports letting diseased vehicles suffer is a travesty.
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>>76386401
The universe is large and meaningless so might as well fuck little children raw because in some alternate universe fucking children is a good thing.
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>>76385829
Don't think it works like that mate
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>>76384892
Murder
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>>76386401
who knows? the age of consent might be 1 earthyear for a species, because they develop super fast, so it would technically not be pedofilia. who knows?
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>>76386557
so still not as bad as stalin then?
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>S3 starts

>Rick and Summer intro
>it stays that way for half the season
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>>76385461
>And he will become a minister of Glip Glops
LANGUAGE.
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Is there a download link yet? I missed it last night.
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Squanching without a permit.
Ironically, that's the only thing Squanchy isn't wanted for.
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[Season 3 cancelled] when?
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37 accounts of rape.
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>>76386401
He's also a pedophile rapist
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>>76386401
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>>76386401
Twelve counts of firstтАУdegree murder, fourteen counts of armed theft, twenty two counts of piracy, eighteen counts of fraud, thirty seven counts of rape, and one moving violation.
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>>76387811
Don't forget his trading fraud, time law violations, and warrants for genocide, and not paying for the proper tax stamps for his weapons.
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>>76386401
>>76387767
>tfw based Justin blows the FUCK out of whiny thin-skinned bleeding heart tumblrites
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Evil Morty when?
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>>76387871
Man I was fully expecting him to appear at the very end.
Instead we got fucking Mr Poopybutthole
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>>76387811
I would honestly doubt if Rick actually has done any major sex crimes, given how he reacted to Morty's desire to "roofie" Jessica in Rick Potion #9. He went along with it, but by is reaction later, it's more likely that he just wanted Morty out of his hair at that point than that he really approved of it.

12 counts of murder and only 14 counts of armed theft seem a little low though.
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>>76387862
>I DON'T support pedophilia. I DO, however, support domestic abuse and murder.
Gets me every time.
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>>76384892
I used to feel sorry for Jerry but he really is the least likable character in the show now.
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>>76387912
He had his girlfriend posses a giraffe so he could rape it.
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>>76388040
I don't like jerry a lot but I do feel like he might make his hungry for Apples campaign work now that aliens are inhabiting earth
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So, can the other ricks rescue him?
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>>76387871
Is this a reference to Conan or something?
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>>76388086
Well now that you bring up unity.
I guess rick did rape all those aliens against their will under unity's control.
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will someone please tell me the credits song in the finale? all I got was some weird rap remix.
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>>76388147
You should read the one true morty
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>>76388219
Some shitty cover of hurt?
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I still can't believe that Birdman dies
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>>76388279
ah wait I'm not on /mu/ there's no point in pretending to dislike NiN in favor of autistcher or something
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>>76388141
Probably, but I don't think very many would care to. Ricks don't care about other Ricks, the opening to season two had that shot of like five of them dicking around and one vaporizes himself and the others don't seem to react at all. The general consensus must be "if this idiot got himself caught/killed, it's his own damn fault".
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>>76388141
Why would they want to rescue a Rick that doesn't want anything to do with them?
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>>76388147
>tfw Conan is my name
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>>76388376
kinda lame
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>>76388422
No it isn't.
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>>76388435
yeah it is
it's either a professional doofus or alpha as fuck
I bet you're neither
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>>76388317

Nah, you talked out your ass and then googled it, then were pathetic enough to try and cover your ass on an anonymous Ukrainian sidewalk-chalk drawing site. Relax about it.
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So those bug aliens are obviously the most dominant species of the galaxy and there's two races of them
>the hunched over naked winged ones
>the perfectly erect clothed ones
I wonder how much they get along? You think they have alien SJWs advocating for #HunchedOverAlienBugsLivesMatter?
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>Morty uses one of Ricks gadgets and gets the Help of Evil Morty
>Evil Morty and Morty to Break Rick out of Jail
>They manage to Erase all of Ricks crimes from the intergalactic federal computer
>RICK IS BACK BABYYYY
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>>76388487
you don't know much about insects do you
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>>76388484
I really think the cover is shitty. I do like NiN though.
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>>76388497
why?
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>>76388502

NIN wrote the song brah.
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>>76388040
Man Jerry was laying out hard truth dude. Their position would not be able to last, and Rick had dragged them into lives as galactic criminals and implied that if they tried to go back he'd let them be tortured to death.

Like he did it in the most sniveling, unlikable way possible but there's a reason Rick turned himself in.
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>>76388480
What? It's a name, it itself can't be a doofus or alpha.
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Good finale i guess.
The Tammy reveal made me cringe, something really lame about it, like they trying too hard to manipulate they audience because people actually like Tammy/Bird Person.
In fact the whole Bird Person/Rick is depressed subplot has been really hacky. Rick's depression should have remained in the background for a while.
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I really hope they put Beth and Jerry's marital problems to rest in the next season. It's really getting old. If they divorced it'd be nice to see them trying to get over one another and try to develop themselves as people.

>>76388494
I hope this happens. While I want to see more of the Ricks from other dimensions, plot-wise it'd be nice to see Morty definitively save Rick's ass
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>>76388513
Insects such as ants or bees can develop into different forms and castes to serve roles within the hive society, despite all being the same species.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polymorphism_%28biology%29#Ants
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>>76388520
Get a load of this pleb. Even /v/ knows it's a Johnny Cash song.
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>>76388621
Yeah well, I bet they still have social issues among them as they are a developed species
Don't be a buzzkill anon.
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i got disappointed cuz some of the federation bug dudes looked like krombopolous michael and i miss him
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>>76388630

6/10
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>>76388621
He said races. He was implying that they would be part of the same species
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>>76388642
Maybe they have issues with castes that want to do other jobs/take on other forms.
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>>76388659
I'm improving.
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>>76388665
Yeah they could make so many jokes about this shit
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>>76388620

I hope Jerry gets a job to advance the plot some, and to balance the power between him and Beth right now. It needs to be a back-and-forth relationship otherwise he'll turn into Homer Simpson.
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>>76388620
you better believe its totally gonna happen

either A Evil Morty +the family save him OR
the Council or Ricks band together to save him and they put a fake in his place
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>>76388676

Practice on /jp/. They're impossible.
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>>76388537
clearly posting about initial perceptions when hearing that name
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>>76385668

>cured vehicle

The fuck does that even mean?
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>>76388732
It isn't "clear" if it needs to be explained.
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>>76388681
The Council of Ricks wanted to arrest himtoo, though and Rick actually killed other Ricks to escape. Why do you think they would help Rick?
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>>76388714
I tried. Senpai didn't notice me then I got banned from every board for a week.
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>>76387862
This is too based to be real.
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Is every Rick wanted by every version of the galactic government?
Does have every Rick have a Birdperson and a Squanchy?
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>>76388769
So did you turn off that episode 12 minutes in and not watch it all?

He's on good terms with at least two of the six high council members, he invited them to his party in the S1 finale.
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> Season 3 a year and a half or longer
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>>76388168
Well, I think most of those were gingers so it doesn't count as rape.
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>>76384892
Murder over thousand separate occasions, Planet-scale genocide, Unliscenced posession and fabrication of weaponry, fabrication and posession of doomsday devices, arson, sentient lifeform trafficing, illegal possession of drug paraphernalia, public urination, posession and employment of bioweapons, illegal cloning, experimentation on unwilling test subjects. vampire hunting without a liscence, theft of 4th dimensional property, illegal multiverse trespassing, slavery, destruction of government property, theft of government property, manslaughter, unliscenced colonization.

Anything else I didn't mention?
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>>76387862

>staggered breathing

Oh God I'm dead
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>>76387862
>>76388788
I love the irony in that one. Her handle is "seerofsarcasm" and yet she fails to see sarcams... Is this really what tumblr is like? Seems worse than the youtube comment section.
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>>76384892

It seems likely that Rick led a group of rebels who engaged in asymmetrical warfare against an empire with far superior numbers and resources. Pretty easy to find something analogous in the real world, and study their tactics.

Rick fought and lost. The people who arrested him are the ones writing the laws. "Everything" isn't an exaggeration.
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>>76388882
>>76388862

How did you assholes do that?
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>I'll these people shouting about Evil Morty
They basically said after that episode aired in Season 1 that they'd never revisit Evil Morty because he was supposed to have gotten away. The Universe is a big place, and the spirit of Rick and Morty is that not everything needs to be explained or expanded upon. Some stuff in Season 2 subverts that initial claim, but bringing Evil Morty back would basically only be doing it because the audience wants it, which would be blatant pandering, and all around a really poor move on Roiland's part. I'm satisfied if we never see him again.
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>>76386401
>Rapist

All the wild sex with hive mind slaves would make that an automatic yes.

>Pedo
Some ricks are. I can easily see him doing some kid like species that is biologically a kid but 100+ years old.

>>76388141
Why would they? As I recall he also killed a few of them when escaping. Far as we know only a handful of them like him as evidenced when one was at his party.

>>76388862
Tumbler itself? Not so much. Its just a growing population of college kids who want to live in victimized bubble and right wrongs.. A.K.A SJWs.
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>>76388862
A good portion of it yeah, but tumblr is like 4chan; multiple small communities. There's people who can take a joke and aren't really as "tumblr" as the others (it's fun to watch SJW fight SJW because one went full SJW and the other is just socially aware), and for a while when it used to recommend blogs it kept insisting that I follow all these white supremacist. There's also gunblr which is just /k/ on tumblr, and porn blogs, and hipsters that have upload photography and have no idea there's anything else on tumblr. Just, yeah, there's all kinds, but THIS is what people mean when they say tumblr. It's like how when people say 4chan, they just mean /b/.
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>>76388977
I see... Then again, to be fair: While each board on 4chan does have its own culture, there is this overarching "climate" of rudness and insults that ties it together. (damn, why do I keep coming back?)
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>>76388943
>Pedo
or doing some 16 year old jailbait.
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Anyone have a webm of the shootout?
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>>76388811
wubba lubba dub dub
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>>76388935
They have never said that, they said all of this will eventually be tied up as the series proceeds.
An over-arching plot is going on, Morty has changed a lot since the beginning of the series.
This has to be going somewhere.
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>Rick makes that speech about how Tammy is eventually gonna get tired of Birdperson and leave him
>when he's the one who left his wife and daughter, not the other way around
What a hypocrite
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>>76388935
Dunno man, Evil Morty helping Morty save Rick from the prison would be an elegant way to shed a lot of light on the series backstory
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>>76388943
>I can easily see him doing some kid like species that is biologically a kid but 100+ years old
So could I. Does anyone have that comic of someone who looks like a little girl, but says she's like a thousand years old and everyone's scared to be near her and arrested?
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>>76388935
Yeah why exploit a cool plot hook when you can just go "NOT GONNA PANDER HA HA HA!" instead.

I think we'll see A evil morty again, if not the specific one that got away (though I'd be interested in seeing what his plan actually was since it seemed to be torturing morties for no reason.) because of Rick's mention of how dangerous it is for Morty to get cocky and how much more confident Morty's been lately.
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>>76388734
>cured vehicle
To me, 'procured vehicle' seems like the best bet. Thanks, English degree.
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>>76389228

Then whoever wrote the fuck article is an illiterate retard because they can't have expected people think of some retarded nonexistent shortening of that word.
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>>76388811
>>76389115
>Just wubba lubba dub dub my shit up.gif
Thanks for the new filename
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>>76389183
Here's the thing, man.

If you put creative leashes on an artist, their output gets shittier. Proven fact.

The show evidently places a huge priority on creativity. If they say they don't want to be tied down, then stop fucking complaining. What have YOU made lately?
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>>76388935
>>76389131
>>76389180
>>76389183
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>>76389252
Uh, it's probably part of a larger article, but the image cropped out the remainder of the left column. You know, like how regular newspapers look.
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>>76389252
Or maybe it was a typing error, or "typo".

I hear that happens sometimes, even in the fancy big city newspapers!
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>>76389289
>What have YOU made lately?
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>>76389289
How is "do something totally different every week" any less of a leash than "follow up on a plot hook"?

Thanks for expanding my mind though, bro, I also appreciated the pot brownies and shitty advice about vaccinating my kids.
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>Summer already has bigger tits than her mother

HNNNNNNGGGGG
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>>76389294
What is the "timeline" supposed to be in this scenario? Every human Morty we've seen has been the exact same age. They're aging in realtime, so it's not like this whole Morty cycle could have been going on for longer than the past year.
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Justin: I know you're reading this. Get back to work. I want season 3 by next year minimum.
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>>76389382
I'm sure the council has some kind of technology for this
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>>76389336
You don't have to be a filmmaker to be a film critic, but if you're complaining about aspects of production and the creators tell you why, only an idiot would continue holding that torch.

>>76389363
Man, you don't have to be an asshole about it. Pot brownies are great, vaccinate your kids.
Does the word 'continuity' mean anything to you? Because personally, I find it way easier to write 10 decent shorts than a complete movie. You are dramatically increasing the complexity of the work, and simultaneously increasing resentment of their own subject matter because it's not what the creators enjoy.
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>>76389431
We've seen NOTHING whatsoever to indicate there's any kind of asynchronous Morty development going on.
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>>76389366
Woof.
>the Rick and Morty licensed game
>"I'll grow into it! Mom's got big boobs!"
Did they plan this?
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>>76389046
Because you're one of us.

Whether you like it or not.
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>>76389363
>How is "do whatever you want" less restrictive than "follow a story"?

Are you fucking serious?

No, anon. You're the one with the pot brownies.
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>>76388594
The internet in a nutshell or 4Chan now.
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So, are we ignoring what happened with Tammy and Squanchy now?
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I hope they do a fake out and pretend the status quo was returned.

>The family is sitting on the couch
>Rick casually walks in and says something snarky, sits down and takes a swig
>the family looks bored and doesn't respond
>he falls apart into a gory mess
>They groan and Summer calls out "clean up your mess, Morty"
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>>76389289
>If you put creative leashes on an artist, their output gets shittier. Proven fact.

Patently false. Some artists work best within defined boundaries - sometimes despite themselves.
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>>76389538
What is there to talk about?

Tammy did her job.

Squanchy hulked out with his tooth serum and was captured, probably killed while buying time for Rick.
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So who called the rick hotline?
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>>76389576
>captured/killed
Did you watch it?
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>>76389557
>I know what's best for you, better than you do

jesus christ.
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>>76389622
Ever heard of George Lucas?
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>>76389619
Did you? People were dying all over the place. It's not that unreasonable of an assumption.
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>>76389046
That's more to blame on the anonymity of it, I'd think. Though you could say tumblr has the opposite problem where being tied to a blog and identity helps fuel self-righteousness and all the normal ego driven conflict you'd expect.
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>>76387871
Season 3 - "The Infinity Ricks" part 2.
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>>76384892
AND WHAT GUL'DAN MUST WE GIVE IN RETURN?
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>>76389645
But you do admit that you made an assumption.
Tammy gonna git it.
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>>76389635
No, tell me more.

You think making Rick and Morty should be more like making Star Wars?
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>>76389666
If it's not unreasonable, I see no problems making it. It's not like there's anything else to go on.

Do you admit that you're making a dumb assumption about Tammy?
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>>76389601
Rick,
this reminds me of that one episode of Hannibal in which Lecter says he called one of those for fun
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>>76389699
No need for attempts at harsh words, my logically-challenged friend. Did you see the last scene that Tammy and Squanchy were present in?
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>>76389671
>You think making Rick and Morty should be more like making Star Wars?

You are just pretending to be ratarded right?

The point is total creative control can spawn monsters
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>>76389726
Not that anon - why do you keep asking questions instead of just getting to the point? Do you think it makes you look smarter? Cause you're kind of being a dick.

But seriously, though, tell us what you're thinking.
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>>76389181
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>watch episode
>HOLY SHIT THAT FINALE
>go to archive.moe to read the reactions
>it's dead
Goddammit, I blame that /r9k/ shooter.
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>>76389768
I'm gonna, for all intents and purposes, assume that you are the guy I'm talking to (you probably are). I'll break this down to you Barney style in two words: Occam's Razor.
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>>76389622
>>76389635
Or, you know, the Renaissance.
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>>76389773
That's it, thanks.
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>>76389783

What the fuck? why? FBI is reading all threads in existence?
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>>76389726
You can feel superior to a random anon all you like, bud, whatever helps you sleep at night.

You haven't contributed a thing apart from mocking a logical assumption and asking underwhelming questions. If you have something to say, just say it.

>>76389794
>It's more likely that Tammy gets wrecked than Squanchy being vanquished by all the Federation soldiers surrounding the wedding

Okay, bud. That seems like a huge stretch to me, but whatever floats your boat.
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>>76389794
>Occam's Razor
The only thing you've said is
"So, are we ignoring what happened with Tammy and Squanchy now?"

Let's hear your theory, then. Better make it airtight, because I'm going to shit all over it once you do.
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>>76389838
How was school, champ?
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>>76389867
Your mom's grip on my dickhead was airtight.
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>>76386536
Fifty.
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>>76388487
plot twist,
the insects are only workers, the real goverment ist lead by rogue ricks
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>>76389868
>I watch Rick and Morty because it's a smart show for smart people.

Heh. Later.
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>>76388853
Bah, if public urination was a crime, I'd be in jail.

I got drunk and pissed on a dog the other day. You think I'm a criminal?
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Tammy's fate gonna be a thing.
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>>76389964
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>>76389967
You need to be drunk to do that?
Pshhh.
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>>76387537
>S3 starts
>suddenly its about morty and summer having an incestuous relationship across dimensions
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I was kind of hoping we'd get more backstory from Rick about his wife, or the life of his family and stuff. How long ago did he leave Beth? Maybe he saw Morty as a child and fled sometime after that?
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Anyone have the mega link?
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>>76388935
That's good, I'd be satisfied too. Seems like the mindslavery with Unity could easily fill rap sheets on rap sheets.

>>76389994
>Literally have nothing to add to the thread but insults
You have my pity.
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>>76390102
http://idowatch.n et/i7583y7vt4no.html
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>>76389964
Hi Jerry.
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>>76387538
Geez, don't squanch yourself.
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>>76389658
...Everything.
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>Everyone chides on Jerry to get a job at the start of the episode
>Jerry triumphantly gets a job at the end, but everyone's lifes are fucked up.
Like pottery.
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>>76388350
The Council of Ricks likes the cut of Rick's jib enough that he was council-eligible. Their only beef with him was that he didn't want to be part of the Council.

So they may still feel like protecting him as a Rick is important, or they might agree to help him if he agrees to comply.
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>>76389658
Dumb Orcposter please leave.
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>>76388086
I dont think he raped it. Probably raped on top of it more like.
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>>76384892
He's a serial rapist.
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>>76387871
For all we know he framed Rick for his crimes for something his Rick did
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>>76389657
J-Justin?
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>>76384892
Everything. Didn't you hear him?

Obviously he's in for doing things like selling illegal weapons on the black market, unlicensed use of government controlled resources, multiple counts of resisting arrest, multiple counts of various degrees of murder, unlicensed use of portals, and undoubtedly a lot lot more.
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>>76389289
>If you put creative leashes on an artist, their output gets shittier. Proven fact.

George Lucas disproves your theory completely. The more creative control he got, the worse Star Wars got. Empire is largely regarded to be the best movie and it's the one he had the least control over.
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God, I am still feeling awful about last night's episode. I was up all night.
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>>76387862
The stupidest part is it is easy to show in an infinite multiverse, in some version, Morty will be an adult, and not actually blood related to Rick in any fashion, and they are in a healthy, loving relationship. In other universes, Rick perfected his phoenix project, was able to download his mind into a child clone body of this own, and shared this technology with the people he loved (Beth, Summer, Morty). After "recloning" a few dozen times, he's in a healthy romantic relationship with all of them, just as they are with him.
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>>76390232
Rich seems to have no problem at least hanging out with two of those Top Dog Rick councilors. We saw them chilling at C-137's party.
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>>76388681
The Council of Ricks would let him rot. he's nothing but trouble for them, and he refused to join their society.

Evil Morty will not be saving Rick. Why would he? Even if our Rick is the only Rick in existence that feels for Morty and his family, Evil Morty would let Rick hang. He'd rather fuck up the Council of Ricks.

Morty, Summer, and their mother Beth will raid the prison. Jerry will be dragged along. They will portal to a new universe where that Rick just fucked up an experiment and got the entire family killed. They will take over their lives, and Jerry will have a job there. Status quo resumed.

Except Beth will be a human surgeon there, and still make 50x what Jerry makes.
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>>76390382

This is completely true. Compare how much more nornal Sting's stuff was with the Police or how much better Kevin Smith's early stuff was. Same with Alan Moore and Frank Miller and Joss Whedon. Creators need to be protected from themselves.
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>>76389308

Unlikely, as the sentence is otherwise consistent.

>>76389314

They're supposed to have editors for that kind of bullshit.
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>>76389442

You still have to have some kind of understanding of script structure and movies to be a credible critic. You can't just watch shit and go "it sucks because I pointed out some things I didn't like"
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>>76390733
I feel success in some cases can aggravate an already acute case of cranial-anal inversion. They begin to believe their poor ideas don't stink and enter a fan induced echo chamber of ideas shutting out critique that could prove of assistance in maintaining the quality of their creations.
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>>76390382
George Lucas is not an artist, he's a rampaging shithead.
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>>76390812
It rhymes. It's like a poem
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Could they still be alive?

Also, Gravity Falls reference again.
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>>76385292
Its funny how in a human society, he's useless, but introduce the rest of the galatic system and look how he's going to become a leading entrepreneur
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>>76390826
And another.
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>>76390822

artist doesn't rhyme with shithead
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I don't think Justin's allowed to browse /mu/ anymore, NIN is nowhere near indie enough like his last picks.
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>>76390415

>Up all night over a comedy cartoon.
>Pokemon gif
>Literal autism
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>>76390789

Anyone can be a critic. Being a good critic requires that your assessments be more based in reason than sentiment.

In a setting like Rick and Morty's, it is true that not everything gets explained, and in some ways that's part of the appeal. You're kinda swept up in the adventures, you see some of their adventures but aren't omniscient.

However, the idea that a character like Evil Morty coming back being "Pandering" is admittedly dumb. You have a character who obviously has grander ambitions, never got caught. and didn't get to accomplish his goals.

For the record, Roiland has said that he might return in season 3. Nothing set in stone, but not disqualified either.
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>>76384892
Considering the take-over of Earth, he and his buddies must have foiled an invasion someplace.
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>>76390923
Wow. You must be such a cool, smart guy.
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>>76390984
Makes sense imperialism is generally awful.
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>>76390382

That just means that he made the best stuff when he was collaborating with talented people. It's not like he was an incredible genius when he didn't have complete creative control. George Lucas didn't go from being an amazing artist to an idiot by being given the freedom to do what he wants. He just used to have people who could stop him from putting out terrible ideas, and then over time he was surrounded by yes-men.

Working with more talented people isn't a "creative leash" or a constraint.
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>>76390989
I can sense the autism from here
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>>76385292
In direct contrast with how poorly he did on the unregistered asteroid where Jerryboree was located.

Life on the asteroid was how Rick likes it - people have jobs and shit but there's no bureaucracy micromanaging people, everyone just kind of does their own thing and gets by.

Life on Orwell Earth will be like how Jerry likes it - a world run by losers with no personal responsibility because everything falls on someone higher up the food chain and you're just a cog in the machine doing your little turn.
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S3E1 will be about Morty assembling an army of Meeseeks to save Rick.
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>>76385367
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>>76390295
No, Rick has definitely done some morally gray or even downright bad shit in the name of protecting personal liberty or sticking it to The Man and he admits as much.
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>>76391043

The core elements of Star Wars came from taking the essence of Lucas' ideas and refining them to make something better. Lucas has great and terrible ideas, it's just that without other people to reign him in and tell him which ideas are shit he doesn't operate nearly as well.

For example, let's say Roiland makes a joke. He thinks it's hilarious, but everyone else in the entire office thinks the joke falls flat on its face. By your logic, that joke should be put in the show and flop on national TV, because telling him he can't put the joke in is a "creative leash."
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>>76390382
Exactly - regardless of how talented or brilliant you are, at the end of the day you need to surround yourself with people who aren't afraid to disagree with you or tell you an idea is crap.
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>>76391277
Kinda like the guy that spammed every thread the night of Interstellar Cable 2 about how it wouldn't be 'true improv' unless they let every single garbage skit Justin came up with through and onto production.
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>>76390826
>>76390857
Where are these from?
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>>76384892
In the first episode alone:
>Mass Murder
>Terrorism
>Smuggling
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Hey faggots, stop arguing about what more talented and successful people than yourselves OUGHT to do with their affairs.
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Is the Pilot canon or isn't it? I thought Justin said the pilot was non-canon because it has some elements that don't really mesh with the rest of the show, like time travel and rick's gun running out of charge.
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>>76391409
not canon
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>>76391407
here's your reply.
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>>76387562
https://mega.nz/#!9s1iAT7b!zRVLjMhcpiEJYpEmjVV007hmx0RnVlM2UQChQAFuBtA
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Did anyone else think Squanchy was kind of hot in his hulked out form?
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So now we're going to get tons of terrible fanart and fanfiction for the next 16 months until Season 3. Great.
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>>76391814
You can just forget about the show and find something else to do. Avoid speculation threads especially
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>>76391326

Fuck you. That wasn't the point at all. If they went back and made better skits, then it would stop being improv. Christ, learn to actually read what people say you retarded niggering twat.

Improv is always a mixed bag. To say "do it again, but better" would make be normal acting.
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>>76392090
Wow, what are the odds you'd show up again. I know it's you, you're the same fucking guy. Fuck you faggot, you're a fucking idiot.
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>>76387862
That Ashley bitch profile pic makes her look like a cunt
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>>76392102

No. I'm right, you're wrong. Yes, plenty of the skits were shit, I never denied that. But the fucking point still stands, you can't call it improv if you're making people do it over until it's "good".

Go shitpost elsewhere you bleeding cunt.
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>>76391326

You do realize that Roiland outright stated the episode would be bad. So he clearly knew what he was getting into, but didn't care.
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>>76392139
>weeding out unfunny skits for ones that actually work
>not my improv
maybe you should improv your opinion by realizing that pruning shit and leaving the skits that work doesn't equate to the good skits not being improv. they are still improvised, coming up with something on the spot is what makes them that way. that doesn't mean that you need to include all of them in order to make it 'true improv'. that's retarded.
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>>76391163
Way to call out every case of potential autism you see, must be hard being this autistic.
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>>76392139
>you can't call it improv if you're making people do it over until it's "good".
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>>76392525

Except we don't know how many skits they had, and what was cut. Even then, we can assume that many within the episode we alter for time constraints and to animate better. And I didn't imply they had to keep all the improvs, just that making the actors do better would go against what actual improv is. Christ, learn to buttfucking read.
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>>76392587
It's not about redoing or improving improvised skits, it's about not including the inferior ones.
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>>76392624

Well guess what, everyone has their own taste in comedy. For all we know, what was included was the best of everything they had, and they decided to go forward anyway to wrap up production instead of putting it off. Justin clearly knew it wasn't going to work out anyway, since he mentioned in the one interview that it was "the worst episode in the series thus far"
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>>76385172
Rick did EVERYTHING wrong.
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>>76392605
nice goal post shifting. so by that logic improv is terrible because it costs money to animate/pay actors. the jokes in the improvs were garbage, i couldn't care less if they were off the cuff or rehearsed, or were shoddily animated. they literally weren't funny.
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Everyone in this thread is so mean
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>>76392675

>For all we know, what was included was the best of everything they had

This, I wouldn't doubt it. Improv is difficult, and it's very uncommon in cartoons like this. Although I wouldn't say it was the worst episode of the whole series, it had it's moments and NOTHING was worse than Raising Gazorpazorp.
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>>76391409
>>76391464
Why is it not canon?
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>Your face when Jerry gets a job sucking biig sweaty dicks and licking hairy, disgusting testicle sacks
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>>76392766
Gazorpazorp still got some laughs out of me, but I agree.
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>>76392813
No. He's not a protagonist.
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>>76392797
>It has some elements that don't really mesh with the rest of the show, like time travel and rick's gun running out of charge.
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>Season 2 is being aired.
>"S2 is shit! S1 was so much better (it was PERFECT!), everything is terrible, this show is going downhill and they jumped the shark! REDDIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!"
>Season 2 is no longer new.
>"S2 was pretty good. It had bade episodes, just like S1 with Raising Gazopazord"
Never change, /co/
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>>76392870
Yes, but I don't remember it and I want to be spoonfeed, jeez.
Why would time travel and the gun running out of battery be no longer canon?
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>>76392918
Because they don't really mesh with the rest of the show
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>>76392889
That happens with every show that gets any kind of mainstream appeal. Once the season is over all the casuals and shiteaters move on to the next thing to gripe about and people who actually watch the show to be entertained can post in peace.
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>>76392934
You're not helping.
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>>76392989
It's not my fault Justin Roiland said it's not canon because it has some elements that don't really mesh with the rest of the show, like time travel and rick's gun running out of charge
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>>76392889
>Gazorpazorp episode
>Bad
>S2
>Has bad episode
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>>76392737

It wasn't a goalpost shift you twat. We really don't know the entire deal with that episode. And even then, whether you found them funny or not is subjective. Some liked them, some didn't. Stop trying to speak for everyone about what they can and can't find funny.
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>>76393138

Are you it doesn't have any bad episodes, or just a single bad episode?
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>>76385367
Literally everyone in middle management.
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THEY HATE US THEY HAVE SO MUCH HATE
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>>76387862
to be fair Ashley Craig WAS actually handling the conversation very calmly. I would have just said agree to disagree and left if at that.

The other 2 posters on Tumblr however can get #BTFO
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>>76387871
The hips on that Jessica
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>>76384892
They were wanted in episode 202. I'm actually quite confused why morty hasn't been arrested by the galactic federation too
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>>76393226
find me someone who liked the episode, and prove you aren't defending it's shittiness because of some belief that people are decrying the quality of animation, or the takes that were used. interdimensional cable was funny and didn't have better takes, there were at least one or two where you could hear them laughing at the end. the animation wasn't bad it was pretty much par for the series proper.

the jokes were shit and if they were the best that could be used for the episode then the only praise i can give them is not being as bad as the ones that were cut. the original argument you're making is to defend the nature of improv, remember that? i'm not saying they weren't improv or that improv is shit for not being rehearsed. i'm saying what they used was garbage, they even have rick outright state there was no point in having made the ep because they pretty much nailed it the first time.
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>>76391348
the episode
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>>76386401
pedophilia being wrong only works with a planetary mindset
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I'm betting the Council of Ricks are gonna break him out
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>>76388853
>slavery with extra steps

Capitalism isn't a crime, anon.
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>>76390857
>Bill Cipher and Journal symbol on the bottom left

Holy shit.
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>>76387862
man that's funny, but it always makes me think. why are people uncomfortable be pedophillia but comfortable with homosexuality? it's almost the same in terms of tabooness, like half a century ago people thought homosex would never be a legal marriage thing.I hope this doesn't derail the thread, tell me to stfu if it' gets to that point
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>>76392889
Gee, it's like there's more than one person here.
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>>76393269
I think he's "there's more than one bad episode". But in my opinion there's only one <bad> episode, which would be Interdimensional Cable 2. Then there are some regular episodes like the Purge (which wasn't bad but could have been funnier) and the rest were either fine or great.
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>>76389650
That is exactly the problem. But Tumblr was never meant to be a social media site where it's considered rude to comment on posts, it was JUST supposed to be a site for all your blogs.
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>>76391265
He's killed a whole galaxy, shot tons of cops and everyone else that got in his way.
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>>76388040
Honestly I used to hate him and I like him now. To each his own.
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>>76385292
Only Proles and Jerrys are free.
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>>76385268
No, that was Wander
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>>76394605
never seen this show, thought this was kekworthy though. excellent edit.
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So the writers really hate Jerry. In order for him to be happy everyone else has to be completely miserable, and he doesn't give a shit. Whats the end game for Jerry as a character?

Also, anyone else get a Samurai Jack vibe from the ending of this episode? (Run down dystopian future earth overrun with weird aliens)
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>>76388811
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>>76389476
>>76389363

Kids, kids, we can ALL have pot brownies.
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>>76394708

The end game for Jerry is sucking big sweaty dicks and licking hairy, disgusting testicle sacks, because that'll be the function he's assigned by the Galactic Federation after he admitted to that over the phone.
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>76394708

>Whats the end game for Jerry as a character?

Suicide.

Except he fails and it turns out to be the wake-up call he needs to get his shit together and become a likeable character again.
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>>76393477
Where? I've rewatched it twice and that room/image appears nowhere in the episode.
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>>76394760
And thats when they gather up all the freedom fighters and destroy the govorment.
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What was wrong with the cob planet?
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>>76384892
To be rescued, obviously.
Squanchy, although hurt by the fact that Rick said Birdperson was his best friend, will pull their friends together (somehow) and will find a way to rescue him. Rick will not want to leave the government's custody, but will be taken from there anyway. He will then be welcomed home by his family, even Jerry..

Duh
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>>76393808
Because pedophilia almost always involves molestation or rape. There are very few cases of consensual pedophilia and even then it can be argued that the children's brains are too underdeveloped for them to make their own choices.

...honestly its pretty simple the fact that you have to ask is a bit worrying
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>>76391218
I'm curious, what made Jerry such a weeb on the asteroid but such a badass in the Cronenbergverse?
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>>76394840
Ten bucks this short is plot integral.
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>>76394708
I actually got a Futurama vibe, but I could see that too. I really love that kind of setting, so I hope this is is a permanent status quo change.
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>>76384892
Nothing
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>>76394882
IT WAS COBBED!
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>>76394943
The asteroid had a safe option since he could just stay in Jerryboree. In the Cronenberg universe it was be badass or get killed.
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>>76394943
Necessity. Not having an out.

In Crongenbergverse the whole world went to shit, Rick was gone, and Jerry had no choice but to step the fuck up, because nobody else was left to.

On the asteroid he was way outside his comfort zone but he knew in the back of his mind he could always just run away back to the safety of Jerryboree no matter how bad things got.

Now he's going to get to continue being a lazy, selfish, irresponsible jerk on New and Improved Earth with a cushy, lazy job in the bureaucracy and no one expects any great things or changes out of him.
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>>76394949
They'll bring Rick's balls in S3, its inevitable.

>>76394979
Was he afraid it was going to implode into a giant popcorn?
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I hate Jerry.
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I bet the council of Ricks will save him
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>>76395050
The joke is the sheer absurdity in and of itself. R&M are full of jokes like that - the creators have said the definitive joke in the first episode is where Morty knocks over something containing a glob, and it grows into a person and disintegrates before his eyes as he's running, and all Rick says to calm him down is "Don't think about it!"

The show is FULL of stuff that'll never be expanded on because the multiverse is vast and infinite.
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>>76390923
>gives someone shit for being emotional about a cartoon
>is on /co/
Why are you harping on someone's post instead of discussing the cartoon? You're the one who seems a little autistic.
I agree with >>76390415 that the ending left a sour taste in my mouth. Kind of a downer ending.
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>>76395107
>Council of Ricks
>Saving C-137 Rick
Fat chance.
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>>76387912
He personally raped a stadium full of redheads. Indirectly, just being complicit in Unity's enslavement of a planet makes him worse than any Earth criminal who ever lived.
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>>76386410
By that standard Genghis Khan cranked out nearly 7 Hitlers, not even factoring in the black death.
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>>76394708
>Whats the end game for Jerry as a character?

I'm not sure there is one, or that it matters. Jerry is the simply there for Morty to juxtapose with Rick. Jerry is the life lived ordinary, the slave who is happy because he doesn't know what he is. Morty will have to choose whether he will follow in his father's footsteps, or his grandfather's.

>Also, anyone else get a Samurai Jack vibe from the ending of this episode?

It reminds me of the optimism Americans had at the beginning of the 2nd Iraq war, that the "savages" will welcome our culture and accept us as saviors, that our technological might makes us right. Earth is going to rebel, and Rick will be the man to lead the resistance.
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>>76394882

It wasn't just that it was simply a Cob planet, but that everything EVERYTHING was a cob.
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>>76395162
>Kind of a downer ending

Season 2 as Rick and Morty's "The Empire Strikes Back." Morty is going to free Rick, and all the Rickless Mortys will be the ewoks.
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>>76394994
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>>76394780
I bet Egoraptor was responsible for this.
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>>76395480

Actually he was the "I'm not staring at you, I am taking a photo" guy from the party and Rick's incarceration
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>>76395587
Yes I know.
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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>>76393808
see
>>76394935
I'm sure maybe out there in this vast universe and even on this planet there might be a couple. But I'm not about to go polling pedos to find out.
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>a year and a half... or longer
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>>76389366
>Summer's father's genetics basically turned her into a butterface in comparison to her mother
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>>76395654
Beth's gonna flip
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>>76395755
>Summer's father's
wow, i know he's not exactly a popular character but still; typing jerry's would have been so much easier.
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>>76395306
I still don't see an issue.
I get the joke and I laughed, but I'd be fine with a place like that.
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>>76395901
It was implied that the planet was corrupted by cobs and would eventually cobbify them if they stayed.
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>>76395812
...Shit. You're right. I hate it when I do that.

Have a bird.
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>>76395684
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>downer ending
>'well at least we've got a nice post credit scene to cheer me up'
>mr poopy butthole is living along and is insane from his medication
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>>76395950
But Summer ate cobberries. Wouldn't she eventually cobbify?
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>>76395990
>implying its his meds and not the emotional scarring of being shot by a long time friend because he was too good a friend
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I just counted. We have 9 threads with Rick and Morty pics for OP. I'm going to assume at least 5 are about the show itself. Why the hell doesn't this just have a general?
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>>76396000
maybe that wasn't a big enough dose
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>>76395950
Nothing was implied. It was a joke. There was no reason for them not to stay on the cob planet other than Rick making it seem like a big deal, for the purpose of a joke.
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>>76395950

i don't think that was implied. i think the joke behind the horror of CobWorld was simply its own inexplicability, full stop.
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>>76394708
Jerry has never been likable. He's always the butt of jokes and obvious to everything that isn't about himself.

The endgame is Jerry going back to being neglected, jobless, and still incapable of understanding why no one likes him. He doesn't even need Rick to return, he's totally capable of screwing up his own achievements; he almost got himself fired in the simulation Zigerions put him in. I bet hes probably will end up in space prison with Rick for debt or some white-collar crime he was tricked into doing.
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>>76395684
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>>76396204
it doesn't help that chris parnell never gets to play like-able characters.
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>>76395587
>Literally one line
>It's put through a filter so it's not even recognizable
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>>76394466
And LiveJournal was meant to be a site for journals.
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>>76395684
Might just be Justin 'avin a giggle
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>>76396204
He'll probably end up in jail over that seven thousand he's in debt to for those pills. Guaranteed they'll go full bureaucrat on his ass over the interest and lock him up over it.
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The trick to cereal is keeping 70% of it above the milk
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>>76396471
pretty much, milk is just cereal lube.
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>>76396471
>70%
I usually have like 15-25% above the milk, depending on the cereal.
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>>76396000
this is your fetish isnt it.
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>>76396471
Nah, the trick to cereal is to submerge it in the milk and eat it before it gets soggy and disgusting.

Dry cereal cuts the shit out of your mouth. Think of it like soup but with bread and milk. And a fuckload of sugar.
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>>76396622
do you have the palate of a small child anon? what kind of razor blade cereal are you eating?
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I just wanted to watch a silly show with good jokes. I never asked for these feels.
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>>76389911
why does this even exist?
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>>76385186
kek
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>>76395684
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>>76396424
He's more interested in making new shows and other stuff... Which is most likely a bad move since none of them will gain this popularity.
>>76396140
It was the season ending yesterday. Cool your tits.
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>>76393412

FFS, plenty of people have said they enjoyed a few of the skits, climb out of your own ass already.
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>>76395684
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>>76394783
>become a likable character again
>again
His entrance to the series involves him saying "Boom! Told you! In your face! He is ruining our child! Wait, what am I celebrating?", walking into his wife's place of work while she was in a surgery, being insecure about the possibility of his wife cheating and threatening to kill himself if it happens, and belittling his wife's career.

He's always been a bit of a shit, and if anything, him getting his structure upended a bit by Rick's presence in his life has made him have to be less outwardly dickish when he's being pathetic. We have yet to see how Jerry will be able to adjust to life on an alien-controlled world in the long term. He usually has a pretty traditional view of things, so even though he's got structure now, it may still take some getting used to.
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let me out. let me out.

this is not a dance.
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>>76395684
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just saw the episode

Is all of a /co/ just a giant circlejerk of how fucking great this episode was right now? Because that's good.

Let's all just beat each other off about itfor a while.
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>>76384892
AND YOU COULD HAVE IT ALL~
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>>76395684
I-It'll only he a year, right?
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Will Morty have to man up and become the new Rick?
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>>76397496
...and a half!

Or longer!!
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>>76397496
>yfw when r&m starts getting venture bros tier amounts of time between seasons
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>>76397511
He's already on his way. Compared to Summer, he is like a mini-Rick who doesn't drink. He didn't used to be that way.
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>>76397092
>an hero
go back to /b/
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>>76397713
Are memes /b/ now?
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>>76388935
Its much better to pander with epic intergalactic cable episodes, XD
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>detoxing from alcohol binge all weekend
>decide to catch up on Rick and Morty while trying to catch bits of sleep
>hilarious purge episode
>wedding episode
>nothing but sweaty nightmares about killing people and zombies and soldiers all night long
Fuck this, I'm never drinking again. When you wake up ten times in a single night because your booze/R&M induced dreams are that fucked up, it's time to quit.

Thanks, Roiland.
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>>76397756
only /b/ cares about stupid old ass memes about suicide
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>>76398137
>only /b/ cares about stupid old ass memes
fixed that for ya.
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>>76397782
I only wake up around 4-6 times a night when I drink heavily. Nice to know I'm still in the clear.
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>>76388811
good, the more time they have, the more they can work on season 3 and perfect it.
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>>76394708
I'm really tired of the incompetent horrible dad thing, the writers are really trying hard to make Jerry one-up Homer and Peter as being an unlikeable fuck. Can we get some actual character development with him?


I mean he's shown he can handle touugh situations such as in Cronenbergverse and the Marriage counseling subplot, why do the writers keep going back to making him an annoying shit?
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>>76398253
maybe because real lasting change for someone is hard.
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>>76394708
>So the writers really hate Jerry
Jerry and Beth are both horrible people. That's the point of their characters. The big difference is Jerry has no reason to give a shit about Rick and actively and openly dislikes what he's done to their family.
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>best girl on the show is a liar who killed the best guy on the show
Birdperson pls be alive ;-;
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>>76397248
That sounds like fun.
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>>76398306
Yes, but adding numerous horrible qualities every other episode is easy
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>>76388759
fuck off, Conan
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>>76389658
I wish all the warcraft posters were perma banned from /co/
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>>76398253
He's the foil to Rick really. Despite Rick being a dick while completely smashed most of the time, he's selfless to a fault which is why he's in chronic agony about his life. Jerry is narcissistic and oblivious to anything but himself. Morty might be the dumb enough to shield Rick, but he's not stupid enough to even think about selling out his own grandpa.
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>>76397248
Lick lick lick my balls
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>>76398614
No.
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>>76397782
congrats. you should have a shot to celebrate.
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>>76398819
you would reply this much later, boi
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>>76398884
Yes, I would. Now stop shitting up this thread with your stupid replies.
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I have a theory.
>Birdperson's big day was on blood ridge on Glapflaps third moon vs the Glompflimites
>Birdperson and Rick's history is soaked in blood
>What if the war isn't over
>What if there are surviving cells looking for Rick or Birdperson or Squanchy
>What if they finally find out where Rick is now that he is caught
>What if they stage a breakout to save one of their leaders
>What if the war is back on
>Rick and these freedom fighters start fighting the Galactic Federation again
>But Rick realizes he can't go back how it used to be
>His war is over
>But the next generations war is just heating up
>Or they just cut to another universe
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>>76398920
up your nose with a rubber hose!
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what if tammy's trap was actually a trap set up by rick and the gang and it was all a setup for him to infiltrate them from the inside
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>>76398253
I get the feeling that jerry's such a whiny ass because of Rick constantly treating him like shit. Jerry used to be a confident, if idiotic, person in the first couple of episodes. Its only because of Rick's constant bile that he breaks down. I mean, he's spent hundreds of bucks on calling a fake friend just so he has someone who doesn't make him feel like shit.
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Tammy did nothing wrong.

Birdperson, Rick, and the others are all dangerous terrorists that committed atrocities. She was just doing her job, making the multi-verse a safer place.
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>>76399161

Squanchy probably squanched her to death
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>>76399035
Well now it's clear enough to me that you're just shitposting. I'm going to ignore you now.

>>76399161
Rick DOES sell weapons to assassins. Imagine what else he's done for personal gain. I could easily see him being like some sort of comic book villain in everyone else's eyes.
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Post yfw Season 3 starts with a cold opening with Rick back with the family, and they're all reminiscing about the epic battle between them and their allies and the Federation to break Rick out that happened off season, and then the actual premiere is just another regular episode
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>>76399213
>squanched her to death
He just squanched on her foot. Let's be squanchy here, if they didn't squanch her death, that means she's probably going to squanch up in season 3.
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>>76399216
Exactly, Rick has some a lot of really horrible shit. Can you really blame them for wanting Rick and his buddies dead or incarcerated?
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>>76399216
>Get an episode from all innocent people's eyes about some of the shitty things Rick did.
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>>76399120
Only because Rick is the only person to connect with his family. In a single year he was able to open up both his grandchildren and give Beth absolution she wanted after being "abandoned" (which is still rather unclear, exactly how long has rick been away from earth?).

I dont know if Jerry is realizing that he was never at the center of the family or if he's still oblivious and only noticing Rick when something shakes up the family like molemen or a slakaburg kept imprisoned in the garage.
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>>76399060
Rick would never bring his family there if that was the case
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>>76399312
I'm holding out for someone to squanch the squanchy on what Rick has been doing since he left Beth on earth.
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>>76388734
Fixed up with illegal parts.
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>>76399312
for the love of squanch, no. let it be done i'm going to being so squanching angry if they bring her back, her purpose was fulfilled in creating the circumstances of the raid. loose end tied up.
>>76399382
devil's advocate here, but not if the parameters set weren't under the condition that the family be left unharmed and only given the perception of real danger.
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>>76394708
>>76394708
Jerry is a very good character and often brings up the glaring holes in some of the things rick gets them into

he calls out Tammy for being 17 and marrying a 40+ year old bird alien man

he calls out Rick for being a huge piece of shit all the time

and most of all he is worried about his families safety more than the wacky adventures of his asshole father in law

rick suffers from Walter White syndrome, everyone likes the character no matter what awful shit he does. that doesnt necessarily mean he is a bad character, its just that he is far more interesting then Jerry is as a side character

Jerry did nothing wrong
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>>76387862
Man my friends always tell me tumblr isn't ACTUALLY full of over-sensitive SJW but...
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>>76399403
>squanch the squanchy
Sweet candied Christ, anon, that's disgusting.
Chill the fuck out, this is a SFW board, dude.
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>>76399497

Jerry, get a job.
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>>76399497
>trying to borrow money from his teenage daughter.
>not asking rick to grow him a new penis after donating it to Shrimply Pibbles because he can't maintain responsibility for his choice
>can't accept critique for the whole 'hungry for apples' campaign.
he's imperfect but he does get more shit than he deserves
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>>76388935
It's not pandering; Evil Morty's whole purpose was to kill Ricks. I doubt that almost being caught has tempered his hatred for them at all.
I can definitely see him coming back for a future episode.
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>>76394780
one day an intelligent species will evolve on that planet, and think that planets where the sun doesn't scream at you are weird and deeply disturbing.
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>>76399584
He's a shitposter and I'm autistic. Someone has to have the last word or they LOSE AT 4CHAN.
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>>76399217

Could certainly see it happen.

Obviously, something has to happen involving the federation getting its head out of Rick's ass.
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>>76399436

Then it would modified. Cured has nothing to do with modifications. It means to remove an illness, or fucking paint drying.
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Ok, what exactly is Beth's issue. Why is she so adamant about keeping her deadbeat dad so close?
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>>76399673
Prepare to lose then.
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>>76395684
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>>76399710

Bitch has the mother of all daddy issues.
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>>76399673
we all need to understand that arguing with an idiot is a losing battle because they will drag you down to their level, and beat you with experience. not that i can/want do that. this is 4chan.
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>>76388376

How do people say it?

"Co-nin" like the anime kid and the jackass on tv? Or "Co-nan" like the fictional barbarian by a suicidal writer from the 30s?
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>>76396000
Either that or shit on a cob generally has a tendency of gee I dunno... BEING EATEN
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>>76387862
Justin confirmed for based
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>>76399797
i say it cone-anne
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>>76399757

More like mommy issues. Apparently her mother was somehow worse than her alcoholic, sociopathic father who jumps dimensions, is a terrorist in at least the one she lives in, and takes her son on dangerous excursions across the multiverse like it's the magic school bus.
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>>76390844
Just like Fry?
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>>76399710
Because she's unfulfilled and unhappy. She feels like being with Rick now will somehow make up for him not being there in the first place.
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>>76399710
It's the first time Rick's been a part of Beth's life. Beth CLEARLY has deep-seated daddy issues (feature that, a woman with daddy issues), but we really need to see how Beth grew up to see how her life played out to where it is right now. She most likely hated her mother and blamed her for Rick leaving.
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>>76394935
>and even then it can be argued that the children's brains are too underdeveloped for them to make their own choices.

It can also be argued that laws are retarded, where it's okay for an 18 year old to pledge their life to a country and die in combat while their minds aren't fully developed yet, and yet they aren't allowed to drink or gamble.

There ARE periods of time where portions of the brain are developed to a basic standard of intelligence.
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>>76388236

Where can I read a copy?
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>>76399895
maybe she thinks if rick had been part of her life she would have been more fulfilled or encouraged to succeed as a doctor instead of ending up married to jerry and a horse heart surgeon.
>>76399923
>there are two laws that don't make sense so all laws like them are equally frivolous/baseless
sure thing.
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>>76399548
Pro tip about tumblr, no matter what people say, it's not that bad.
It's worse.
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>>76399797
My family and friends have always pronounced it like "caw-nin" ("caw" being like a crow's caw). A few times I've heard it pronounced like "coh-nan" (coh rhyming with row), but two of those people were talking about the barbarian film and the other had a naturally weird-sounding way of speaking.
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>>76398137
Not that guy, but 'an hero' is a pretty big part of 4chan culture in general. You just sound like you have a chip on your shoulder.

I'd ask whether or not a recent event made you react this way but you'd just post a reaction image and call me 'edgy'.
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>>76393808
because with paedophilia you can't really get consistently clear and cut informed consent you can with homosexual adults. let's not go crazy, anon.
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>>76398726
Father in law.
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>>76399497
>he is far more interesting then Jerry
>then Jerry
>then

It's THAN, you sack of shit.


It takes way too much effort to not go moderate grammar nazi, and yet I broke. I was doing so well, too.
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>>76395162
>the ending left a sour taste in my mouth. Kind of a downer ending.
Let's see what happens in like,
a year and a half
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>>76400022
>there are two laws that don't make sense so all laws like them are equally frivolous/baseless

>using a strawman to support your own retarded ineptitude

If you aren't intelligent enough to base your own morales on your own perspectives, and need laws to tell you to do so, you're a dangerous person who I don't feel comfortable letting vote.

It's why the Jury system still exists today you dipshit, so people can decide whether or not the accused should be guilty, not whether or not they are or aren't. Look up what Jury Nullification is, dumbass.
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>>76400218
Poor mr. Poopybutthole
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>>76399709
Why would the fact the car is painted be relevant to an article?
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>>76399722
RED X
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>>76400000
>>76399999
wew
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>>76387871
>'Evil' Morty has single highhandedly saved countless billions of lives across several universes by killing their Ricks
>he's the true hero of the show
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>>76400267

Curing is what they say when the paint dries, apparently.
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>>76396711
to be fair, Captain Crunch tears the shit out of your mouth.
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I didn't really get the finale. Tammy already knew Rick was on Earth, were they just waiting for the wedding to get everyone they wanted at once?
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>>76400661
Waiting for them to all end up in one place while also gathering evidence about Rick and Birdperson's terrorist activities.
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>>76400661

Pretty much what >>76400738 said. Still, there's always a chance that Tammy might have been "replaced" by the one we see ruining Birdperson's big day.

Seriously, that's even more disrespectful than shitting in the punch bowl.
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>>76393039
But both of those things have happened in Rick and Morty since then. The gun ran out of charge in Get Shwifty, and there was time travel in the first episode of season 2
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>>76400227
the argument was that we don't allow teenagers to be soldiers but not to drink/gamble. which is an inherently weak argument given that these are the type of law that is perpetuated by fear-mongering of the past(prohibition era fear-mongering at that)/is incorrect in all states excepting nevada.

there are plenty of nations without a drinking age or whom hold it at 18, and gambling laws are regional considering that most gambling in the u.s. which is where i and the person i'm responding do live. Most states allow the purchase of lottery tickets (see: gambling) at age 18, because I distinctly recall this from my youth. Further that any other gambling outside of at reservations which is based on their laws and is allowed for 18 year olds. but describing these laws as being incorrect or flawed making age of consent/pedophilia up for debate is stupid.

Age of consent is even differing from state to state based upon their laws. Being a pedophile isn't, and for good reason. Implying that all laws are the same across the board in a nation or worldwide is ignorant and thinking that the american voting system isn't a sham is dangerous and stupid group think (see the electoral college).

Spouting a legal term doesn't make you smart I find anyone who believes his opinion is more valid because he can is the dangerous one. nice assumptions though.
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>>76400862
meant
>do allow
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>>76387862
based as fuck tumbler in general is were /b/ abortion went too.
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>>76396266

Cyril is sort of likable. Fucked over constantly by his coworkers, and a bit beta, but he's usually a pretty nice guy and gets some points in his favour (surprisingly competent in certain areas of expertise, often the voice of reason, biggest dick).
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>>76388279
Actually, Cash's version is a cover of a nine inch nails song, if you can believe it. I think this was the original.
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>>76400826

That was more of time being fractured. Justin likes to believe Time travel doesn't exist, since Rick wants to invent/use it, but won't get to for some reason.
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>>76401101
whose to say jerry isnt stacked

and his fucking Elliot, so thats a huge plus

i mean, out of everything Jerry has a pretty awesome life and has been able to hold his marriage together far better than Rick did
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>>76401101
yeah but he dicked over lana (kek) with his cheating; and to be honest, parnell loses pretty all the points as far as i'm concerned about by being the progressive insurance box.
>>76401125
cash covered it, doing a better job though. his version gave me feels.
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ROLL THE CREDITS

THAT'S THE END, ROLL THE CREDITS

THAT'S THE END OF SEASON TWO

EVERYTHING IS MY NEW CATCHPHRASE

FUCK YOOOOOOOOOU
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>>76389911
>>76396815
The Fifty Hitler Post is ancient. Are you kidding me?
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>>76398726
Selling out Rick is a completely legitimate course of action. Rick has SOME loyalty to the family, but he's the only reason they were in hiding as isolated space-hermits, and he's a huge monster and tremendous dick to most other people. Even where his family is concerned, Rick has abandoned them all to suffer/die while he ported out to a new universe at LEAST once. Rick's not a good person, and given that he treats Jerry (perhaps deservedly) with no respect, Jerry really has no reason to stick his neck, out or endanger and ostracize his children, for his sake.
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>>76387862
Holy fuck, he's based.

The tumblrinas will wear him down eventually though. They always do.
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>>76394708
I get a Samurai Jack vibe from this entire show, because it has the potential for some really solid worldbuilding and continuity, but it will spend most its time on serial adventures.

At least this has character progression.
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>>76400826
No they haven't. Time travel is not possible in that universe according to the creators. The gun didn't run out of charge in Get Schwifty. Morty did though.

You're right about the time traveling bit. The niggers from the fifth dimension could do it. But just those niggers. Glip glops still can't.
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>>76401371
whoah whoah, samurai jack didn't need character development.
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>>76401371
The only thing Jack needs is Aku killing.
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Those people on the marriage counseling planet deserved what happen.

Who the fuck thinks making PHYSICAL versions of a person's psychological visions of their spouse is remotely a good idea? What, holograms too fucking retro for you retards?
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>>76401487
thanks for reminding me that mako iwamatsu is dead..
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Technically though, he didn't commit the vast majority of those crimes, it was the Rick who died when the current Rick came over from the Cronenberg universe.
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>>76401215
Lana had it coming. She was evasive of ANY forward steps in the relationship, was one of the coworkers who mocked and belittled him on the regular, and still actively swooning over (and, unless my memory fails me, contemplating cheating with) Archer at the time.
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>>76388040
It's not as if he didn't try. He was pretty upbeat at the beginning, considering that they were forced to abandon their lives back on Earth. It was only after the entire family (except Rick) had become ragged from living on the tiny planet that he suggested they turn Rick in.
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>>76401570
Yes, but the current Rick committed those crimes in the cronenberg universe. Not that he did anything wrong to begin with
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>>76401570
>his admission of having done so doesn't infer that this is a commonality in at least this universe if not all constituting the creation of the council of ricks
anon
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>>76401509
And their way of checking to see if the monsters were still in there was to send a guy in. They didn't have cameras, heat-detection, or the ability to look through a window twice, they had to send a guy in.
I do have to wonder what their visions for the rest of the family are, and how the family view each other.
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>>76401654

Does the federation know of what he did in the other universes? Can they really even have authority over realities not their own?
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>>76390857
>that GF reference
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>>76401509
Agreed. Then again, it was partly a Jurassic Park parody, so I guess that's the point. Also, was one of them Weird Al?
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>>76401707
The head marriage councilor was the dean from Community
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>>76394708
>and he doesn't give a shit.
He was on drugs that made him happy. He got the drugs because he was apparently depressed.
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>>76391348
>>76393477
>>76394792
They appear to be from one of the comics, not sure which one though.
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Consider the following:

Animated Community (but with a style that's not shit like this one) by Harmon and Roiland
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>>76401790
>the robot said the drugs were complimentary of the galactic federation
>still charges him 7000 credits for it
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>>76401790
May have been mostly depressed at his family's sadness over Rick and his lack of job, mind you.
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>>76401651
i'd be skittish too after being in a relationship with archer, and he didn't just cheat once it was 10 times. if we're going objectively.

10 > 0

all damn day long. but again i mostly just hate that he voices the progressive insurance box. i actually have defended jerry on multiple occasions for being the unpopular but oft times voice of reason. cyril isn't THAT bad.
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>>76401823
The delivery was complimentary. Now he has to slave away to repay his debt. Just as planned by the Jewlians.
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>>76401828
Nobody is even attempting to defend the Progressive Insurance Box. I hate that fucker. I bet that box is an awful person to his spouse and smaller box offspring.

Just saying, as are you: Cyril's not that bad. The cheating was at least PARTLY Lana's fault, in my opinion, or at least the way she treated him. The drama and open pining for her ex that she brought into the relationship was bound to sour it. It's not a total justifcation, but a mitigating factor.

Even if it's not, Cyril would STILL end up more likable than most of his coworkers, except maybe Pam. I mean, as far as people you'd actually want to spend time around go.
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>>76401923
krieger and pam all day long. cheryl if she doesn't have access to weapons for the same reason the rest of them tolerate her, the tunt fortune.
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>>76396798
>tfw thinking about the feelsiest ending
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>>76401819
How about
a movie
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>Cronenberg universe never throws a party at Rick's
>Bird person never shows up and meets Tammy
>All of Rick's friends still alive because he's not around
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>>76384892
How do you think he will get out of this one?
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>>76401707

But wasn't anatomy park the Jurassic park parody already?

AND FUCK YOUTUBE. Why can't I find the SFM parody of the gonorrhea parody?
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>>76399710
>>76399895

>Jerry points out Rick's sociopathic self-destructive behavior drags everyone down
>Beth wants Rick back like a beaten wife
>Jerry is the bad guy
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>trying so hard to create "feels" while using a tryhard edgemaster song
God dammit just go back to doing jokes.
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The Galactic Federation seems pretty cool. I'm glad Earth got inducted into it.
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>>76402088
there would still be a facsimile of this plan employed if not by rick by another of the anti-government terrorists. Squanchy and Birdperson weren't just friends with RIck, they were obviously mutual friends. Another turncoat would embed themselves in the group and cause a similar situation to occur independent of Rick. It's a basic plan, getting in via the party could have still happened it was just befriending or becoming part of that group then waiting or planning a reason to meet in one place with adequate time to plan a raid.
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>>76402181

Fuck off, Tammy.
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>>76402180

>song is edgy

no.
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>>76402181
Get a job jerry
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So considering that he's done "everything", what do you think is the worst thing that Rick has ever done?
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>>76402250

Letting himself live.
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>>76402088
Dumb feelposter.
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it's re-airing now, and i have to ask why does tammy ruins the element of surprise by announcing the raid?
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>>76387871
>yfw that urn has the ashes of his original Rick
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God damn it. I know I saw a video about the "Gonorrhea can't see you" done in SFM. Why the fuck isn't it popping up when I search? Fuck goddam Christ jewtube.
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>>76399895
I think Beth used to went on wacky wild adventures with Rick like Morty did up until he had to go become a freedom fighter. Then he disappeared one night, Beth gets depressed, drinks a shit ton, had a night with Jerry and popped out Summer before it all went downhill.

Then Rick returns and he brings back all this excitement and shit that she thinks that will make everything less shitty and normal plus she still clearly loves her father.
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>Rick's anguish over Bird Person
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So is the group of Ricks working on shit at the intro going to play in somehow?
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>>76402517

Who knows. We know the pillow fight was a red herring to go along with the appearance of Mr. Poopybutthole in the parasites episode. But then we saw the week before that the Robocop/Exosuit Rick and Morty bit was actually from an episode.
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>>76402444

That, or is in some kind of denial about how bad her mother is compared to the man who literally vanished from her life.
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>>76402593
>still no jerry birthing/cthulhu baby
probably nothing related. my idea is that rick may be brought around the idea of rallying the prisoners to escape while simultaneously the family breaks him out.
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i'm guessing the galactic federation is outside (or operates) the realm of the other dimensions? cause 'our' rick is from a universe that got fucked up (cronenberg) and went to another (where that rick and morty blew up).

cause i'm thinking it would've been cool if the federation of the cronenberg universe was the one that hunted rick down and in the process beth, jerry and summer were made aware that their rick and morty were from a different universe and theirs were dead.
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>>76402648

I could see it going that Unity comes to Morty, makes him get his shit together and smarten up, which in turns leads to a breakout. Ultimately, something will happen that allows Rick to go back to his usual hijinks of killing random lifeforms should shit go wrong, or because Morty had to be a pussy and destabilize an orderly event like a moralfag.
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>>76392525
>maybe you should improv your opinion

Caught me off guard there, well done.

I don't know which of you faggots is right to, be frank.
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>>76402593
>rick broken out of maximum security prison by the council of ricks
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>>76387862
I like this guy
wtf are those people on?
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>>76394708
I feel at some point the entire family will try to save or aid Rick and Jerry will either be against them, or be useless as usual, and then he'll sacrifice himself to save Rick/Beth/the Family.
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>>76387862
>I know realize there are realities where rick is a sickening pedophile and brutally molests morty on a regular basis

I don't wanna play with alternate dimensions anymore...
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>>76387871
I think his original Rick is the dumb one who doesn't have a Morty
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>>76387767
>>76387862

And now the Mary Sue is screeching on his ass.

It's gonna be fun.
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>>76399710
was this foreshadowing in disguise?
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>>76387862
He also talks about wanting to fuck Summer's ass in the commentaries. Even though the other people call him out for it because she's 17.
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>>76387892
because the creators know they're fucking with us
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>Jerry actually wins for once.
>The result is that his family is emotionally broken.
Good for Jerry, I guess.
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>>76395955
>saving OC until you're called out on the internet, then give it out as a reward
Doing Darwin's work, anon.
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>>76394708

I just don't get why he has to be some cringeworthingly obtuse.

>Oh hey, harmless joke about your son-in-law being a young adult when yours was literally JUST born
>Oh hey, hypothetical, teenaged son-in-law saying he's gonna fuck your unborn baby!

Christ, the joke comic from Fire Emblem Awakening with the avatar saying he'll fuck Lucina was more subtle.
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>>76390826
>>76390857
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>>76402741
thanks for the compliment, and probably neither of us. these are opinions. and despite my adamant belief that idc2:tempting fate was panned by the creators, one of the mcs, and by general opinion it is impossible to deny that it made some people with shit taste happy.

i still stand by my feeling that it's a filler episode that tried to duplicate its predecessor and did so poorly. arguing that's what improv has the possibility of doing doesn't inherently justify that they couldn't have come up with better jokes it's not as though they had the animators chained in the next room making the skits immediately after their conception.
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>>76397629
>hahaha - oh, Summer! First race-war, huh?! :D
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>>76402895

What are you talking about?

>>76402910

That's hardly as illegal as say fucking a 12 year old.
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>>76402910
Any chance you got a video on that? Please, I want to hear it.
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>>76402910

>not wanting to fuck Summer's ass

What you, gay?
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>>76403007
It's the commentary of the first TV episode. I'll try to find a clip on YT.
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>>76401684
Depends. They seem rather similar to the force that ran the Intedimensional Customs in the Pilot, so there's a great likelyhood that either
1) The Federation actually spans multiple dimensions Council of Ricks style.
Or
2) The Federation has some kind of semi-concrete alliance with its alternate version in other dimensions.

After all, who would they be to run interdimensional customs, if they had no semblance of authority on both ends?
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>>76403137
any chance there's a torrent of the commentary alone? Also thank you anon. I'll try to see if I can find it as well
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>>76395684


The worlds could be one together

cosmos without hatred

stars like diamonds in your eyes
.
The ground can be space

with feet marching t'wards a peaceful sky

All the moon men want things their way

but we make sure they see the sun

Goodbye! Moon men!
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>>76402784
Wouldn't solve anything.

He gave himself up, because if he doesn't, the government will make life impossible for his family.

Breaking him out would just ensure they do.


The only two ways this can end, is Rick either successfully destroying the entire god damn government, or making peace with them. Maybe they'll need him to get Schwifty because the interdimensional version of Show Me What You've Got appears, and it's quizing universes instead of planets.

Yes. I am infact kidding with the last bit.
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>>76402910
I'm going to need to see these commentaries right fucking now.
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>>76403156

They must be cautious though, you can't exactly expect your PARALLEL universe self to be a trusting as you.
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>>76397572
New Venture Bros when?
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>>76403156
i still hold that there is a commonality in the multi-verse and if the rick in this dimension is friends with bird person and squanchy who have no reason to know him unless they commited the same crimes in all universes or enough to justify the council of ricks existing remember

>morty there are a lot of people out there that want your grandpa dead

not exact iirc but close enough. perhaps a reference to this type of scenario.
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>>76403137
>>76403161
>>76403251
I'm making a webm of the clip just for you guys.

As for torrents, https://kat.cr/rick-and-morty-season-1-s01-1080p-bluray-dd5-1-x264-ntb-rick-t11016859.html
This one has the commentaries as alternate tracks.
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>>76403297
I don't know why, but I just imagined the government being run by J. Jonah Jameson. Constantly ranting to his advisors about those god damn beurocratic posers in the alternate universes, who are each doing the same, because they're all JJJ.

>"What is Jonah C-295's support poll?"
>"I believe he's at a steady 67.895%"
>"And ours?"
>"65.798%"
>"That is unacceptable! Damn it to hell, what does that skunk face bastard have that we don't?!"
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>>76388293
I screamed.
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>>76403425
AND WHERE ARE THOSE PICTURES OF SPIDERMAN?!
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>>76403359
bless you a bunch anon.
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>>76388293

That was just car flui-no wait, that was birdman's blood.
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>This entire episode

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFsHSHE-iJQ
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>>76403491
http://a.uguu.se/hfjbcf_ass.webm
Here you go. Behold, based Roiland.
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>>76403595
>he's satirizing himself, that's what he thinks we think about him
nice cover.
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>>76403595
Jesus fuck Roiland
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>>76402895
>Mary Sue
That's not what that means. Go the fuck to bed.
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>>76403595
I actually thought to myself that she has a nice ass moments before he said he'd fuck her. Also, this man is funny. Makes me want to see more of his comments and stuff.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmfdpCpJ9sg

GODDAMN FUCKING CHRIST
WHY WOULDN'T THIS JUST FUCKING SHOW UP WHEN I SEARCHED THE NAME?
CAN'T THESE FUCKING ASSHOLES TAG FOR SHIT?
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>>76402988
>>76403758
http://www.themarysue.com/rick-and-morty-female-writers/
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>>76394780
what was so wrong with shit-on-a-cobb planet?
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>>76403948

Maybe he didn't the family and him to be corn holed!
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>>76403825
Is she suggesting the producers/creators should be obligated to seek out female writers? Like, it should be OBLIGATORY that people making art earmark money SPECIFICALLY to look for candidates who fit the demographic she wants? I'm pretty SJW, but that's a bit much even for me.
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>>76403985

I skimmed it, sounded more like they were just saying it shouldn't be a big deal about "seeking diversity". Then again, I couldn't care less about these types of people since they hold no actual power.
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>>76387862
BASED
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>>76404024
THEY were, The Mary Sue was typing a lot of "sigh" and "you shouldn't leave the demographics of scripts you choose up to CHANCE or base these choices on TALENT. You need to dedicate time and money to SPECIFICALLY find women."
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>>76403985
all i extrapolated was that it wasn't the coincidence their forced nonchalance implies. something like this has to be organic or it's going to fail.

>you made people with vaginas mad, get some vaginas in the writers room or there isn't a season 3.
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>>76403825
>the comments
why do I always read them, why do this to myself
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>>76402899
yes
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>>76403097
Yeh
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>>76404154
Blaming women for not applying for gigs is like blaming women for the lack of women working in STEM fields, or blaming women for the lack of female presidents. It's not that women don't want to do these things or aren't capable of doing these things. There is something bigger at play, in form of structural discrimination and discouragement.

>It can never be my fault, society is just out to get me.
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>>76404525
You're not allowed to claim systemic racism and discrimination when the President of the United States of America is black, and the best female candidate America could come up with is Hilary Clinton.
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>>76404154
>read a comment
>one of them is about "poisonous MRAs"
>profile pic is obvious tranny
every time
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>>76404572
Us girls, amirite?
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>>76404525
I actually know a gril in STEM right now going for an aerospace degree, and she'll be the first person to admit women are useless and can't do anything right.
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>>76404590
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>>76404590
that's exactly the one lmao

ever hate what you are so much that you want to cut your dick off
>>
>>76404615
i've pointed out successfully that women are just as awful as men to my girlfriend. all i had to do was remind her. turns out women are people too
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>>76404557
>and the best female candidate America could come up with is Hilary Clinton.

The funny thing is that every hardcore SJW I know who would normally do something like vote for a woman solely based on her gender hates Hillary Clinton with a burning passion. You know you've fucked up when that happens.
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>>76404154
Thought the exact same thing brother.
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>>76404628
>ever hate what you are so much that you want to cut your dick off
If you gave me a magical hormone pill that could turn my burly lumberjack body into a qt trap, I'd probably take it just so I could coast through life on easy mode and jerk off to myself.

But fuck if I'd ever turn my dick into a meat hole that pretends to be a vagina, or be a big tranny with long hair who pretends to be a girl.
>>
>>76403595
That's fucking great. It makes me want to buy Season 1. Is Justin on Harmon's podcast? I would like to just listen to these guys talk for hours.
>>
>>76404781
What if there was some crazy sci-fi BS that turned your dong into a 100% real, functional vagina along with those magic hormone pills?
I know I'd take it
>>
>>76403595
>She's 17!
>So is Justin, mentally and emotionally
oneofus.mov
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>>76404781
so, you'd use the x change drug from /gif/? not me. we won at genders, no bleeding from the genitals, get taken seriously more often, no child birth and beards.
>>76404826
listening to this sounded eerily similar to my childhood friends and i joking whenever i visit home.
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>>76402242
Hey, it's harder than it seems!
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>>76404860
Hm. The crazy good orgasms would be nice, but having a vag sounds like a pain. Literally. I'll take the ability to put on a dress, and make people hold open doors for me. Without the risk of getting preg or bleeding from it once a month.

I would take the pill to turn me into a perfectly passable qt trap with B or C cup tits, but I'll pass on the vag.
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>>76404878
>and beards.
Tits > beards and you don't have to shave/trim tits.
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>>76404973
He just said working vagina. Not working womb and everything else.
There might be a bit of a problem with lack of hormones but the rest of the downsides wouldn't exist.
>>
>>76404989
>Shaving/Trimming your beard.
It's like you don't even want to become a wizard.
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>>76403595
>I drew her!
That made me laugh so hard. I'm shaking and my breathing is ragged.
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>>76405036
>It's like you don't even want to become a wizard.
Two more years...
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>>76404989
to each his own. i look young without my beard. so shaving = youth potion. once tits go they're gone. no bra can truly fix that. i'd rather have to trim occasionally to not look like a bum in exchange for not having a pair of eggs on nails attached to my chest.
>>76404973
>not getting your tubes tied
stay pleb.
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>>76385268
I just tried to upvote this comment
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>>76403309
AS SOON AS 2016! damn, new twin peaks and venture bros?? It's a shame it's so far away.
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Being a cute girl with a penis, and no hormonal mood swings, would be the ultimate way to live.
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>>76405163
>Reasonable mind and taste of a male
>Ability to have everyone online in vidya white knight you and give you free shit of a female
>Ability to make almost any man online do what you want just by sending a picture of your tits with a timestamp
>Ability to make money by sorta playing videogames on Twitch while dressed provacatively and occasionally teasing by putting emphasis on your bust and/or butt
>Ability to make money by masturbating on webcam as a niche fetish that people shell out real cash for
>Reasonable mind and taste of a male
Sounds like paradise.
>>
>>76405332
the penultimate one sort of negates the others the second an anon finds you out.
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>>76405420
Honestly an anon on 4chan finding out you're a trap would probably be better for you in the end. But Twitch bitches makes more money than cam girls these days, so I'd probably not do that.
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>>76405163
Don't make me masturbate again.
S-so you want to be a cute futa? Would you let boys suck your dick?
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>>76394708
>Run down dystopian future earth overrun with weird aliens

It didn't seem dystopian at all. Earth seemed to be thriving under the Galactic Federation. Jerry walked out of the building and immediately received medical care from a droid.
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>>76405540
>and immediately received medical care from a droid.
A single cup of pills ran him 7k space money and, if he wasn't an unemployed schlep, got him forced into a job.
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>>76405533
>Would you let boys suck your dick?
Probably not, because female on futa trumps all. Depends on how good you are I guess.
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>>76405528
i don't think that 4chan finding you out is inherently bad, anons would probably ramp up the fetishism, moreover the reaction of normies is what i was referring to. which you pretty much affirmed.
>>76405540
think of tourists and how annoying they are, now think of them everywhere. mr. goldenfold was being teased in the background of the shot as an example. think of being treated like a tard because some alien species assumes they're better than you, slandering your species with like their squanch doesn't stink.
>>76405593
also this, jerry is now essentially an indentured servant until those creds are paid off and we don't know the exchange rate/time worked will be for that debt. could be 2 months could be 20 years. they're clearly not above exploiting ignorant life-forms.
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>>76404290
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>>76403595
>Dammit Justin what did I tell you.
The fact that Harmon had to sit down and tell Roiland not to talk about fucking Summer is really funny to me.
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>>76397782
You'll be back to drinking, you know it, we know it.
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>>76403595
thanks anon

>I drew cartoon figures... then masturbated to it
I love this man
>>
>>76406597

>Let's have Summer mention more peeing!
>No, god damn it, Justin. I swear to god I will jam a rake up your ass!
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