>It's a Rick episode

OOOHHH WEE I WONDER HOW THIS IS GONA UNRAVEL NEXT SEASON!

>>76377601
I'm sure by then no one will care.

ARE YOU SMOKING ME!?

I'm going to call 1-844-morericks right now!

>>76377643
I care

IS THERE A LINK?

>>76377643
>a year and a half

>continuity
>in rick and morty
shit episode
shit cliffhanger season ending

>>76377601
Fuck you

Who else felt this episode made up for the rest of the season?

A year and a half
maybe more

>>76377288
use the subject field next time

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Bird Person...

All hiatus, all the time

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>>76377288
>I...
>Hurt myself today
It was better when Stephen King used it

>A year and a half for next season

Is this really how shows work? I swear it seems like new seasons of Simpsons & Family guy pop up a week after the last seasons finale.

I miss Bird Person

>>76377729
season was great, screw yooouuu

hamfisted as fuck

Evil morty confirmed season 3 to rescue rick.

What was the song near the end?

>>76377729
If it kept up the energy from the wedding maybe. Instead we get "feels".

>This all happened because of Jerry

Worst character, yes?

>>76377727

>Premeditated post

WHAT FUCKING REALITY IS POOPY BUTTHOLE IN

Watch as there isn't a continuation to this. It always happens to cartoons that pull cliff hangers like this.

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THATS IT THATS THE END

THATS THE END OF SEASON TWO

EVERYTHING IS MY NEW CATCHPHRASE

FUCK YOOOOU

>>76377650
It just give a busy signal

9/10 episode
7.5/10 season

>>76377766
Well it wasn't renewed until a couple of months ago, so they are probably at work right now.

>>76377712
Just fuckng kill me
Why do people always do this?
A good show just has to have a fucking ridiculously long break between seasons but shit like Mr.Dickles goes off for like 2 weeks then comes back

fuckin jerry. he has a lot to redeem for as a character.

Rick got what he deserved.

Terrorists need to be punished.

>>76377288
i'll no longer watch this SJW pandering shit with its anti gun policy. Its fucking offensive that they had that right in your face.

Might as well be sucking Obama's cock

Guns aint fun my ass.

>Arin Hanson
Who was he?

>>76377779
Its probably going to be the federation of ricks

>>76377792
But it happened because of Rick?

>>76377799
Even this season started where the last left off

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FUCKING JERRY
WHAT THE FUCK FUCK YOU YOU PIECE OF SHIT

MORTY IS GONNA MAN UP

>>76377766
Didn't the Boondocks take that long with their seasons on Adult Swim?

>>76377766
Season 1 to 2 was about a year
They've been green lit for 2 more seasons so I expect that will see season 3 this time next year.

>>76377766
That's because those are two shows with an entirely bigger budget, which means more overseas workers can pump out more episodes.

>>76377782
Hurt

>crazy galactic shit with the family for season 3

>>76377825
The joke is that he got shot in the liver you fucking autismo.

>>76377833
Jerry wanted to sell out rick.

>>76377782
Hurt by Nine Inch Nailsit was better when Johnny Cash covered it, check it out

>>76377792
and he got the happy ending out of it all too.

>>76377805
THAT'S IT MAN.
REPEAT MEMES KILL THE JOKE
GET SCHWIFTY

And you can have it all, my empire of dirt.
I will let you down. I will make you hurt.
If I could start again, a million miles away.
I would keep myself, I would find a way.

https://youtu.be/vt1Pwfnh5pc

Don't watch Mr. Pickles during the yearly wait. It must wither on the vine.

>>76377825
it was a joke you literal retard

mr poopy butthole had been shot in total rickall remember?

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>>76377825

WHO THE FUCK DID ARIN VOICE?

>>76377805
Did you use a potato to take that screen cap?

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>Yfw Earth being made part of the Galactic Federation will lead to Morty going full Rick

We revolution, comrades

>>76377825
>>>/pol/
>>>/s4s/

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ROILAND SAID THE TV EPISODE WAS WORSE THAN THIS.

HOW.

>>76377860
Because Rick got them stuck in a shitty planet? Not to mention the other shit that happens to the fam because of him?

>Implying the creators know when the next season will be ready to air and/or when AS will air it.

It will probably be coming next summer.

>>76377823
the only terror I saw was unadulterated freedom

>>76377829
I was wondering this too. Maybe it he voiced the robot dad?

It's insane we have to wait 18 months for 10 episodes of a flash animated series with like 4 voice actors.

>>76377862
Fucking pleb

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Press F to pay your respects

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1qXQRpF08E

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MEGA UPLOAD WHERE

>>76377829
An egotistical Velociraptor

>>76377829
Egoraptor/Game Grumps

>>76377904

Because this was pretty good.

>>76377841
Yeah but they never left us on a huge fucking cliffhanger

>No "Bbbut Rick what happened to forever and ever."
>Sorry Morty but nothing is forever.

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>>76377799
B-b-but there's no reason for it to be canceled before then!

>>76377825
/k/, stop being fucking retarded for once in your life.

If this was bait, congrats it worked.

>>76377923
F

>>76377916
What about the genocide? The enslaved microverse in his car?

>yfw next season is Morty 3 years later, he's now 17 or 18 and some seasoned alcoholic scientist.

>>76377873
Wish they had used that version. Even Reznor said Cash did it better

>>76377813
I feel those numbers should be switched.

>>76377922
>implying the Cash version isn't better

>>76377938
No, in the episode.

>>76377825
literally what?

>tfw not sure if i will make it till next season
the liver and heart... they are... not doing well *burp*

>Fingers from that alien chained up in Rick's basement
>Heads of the people in Rick's battery
>That entire fucking dick episode
>Rick naked
>The drumset in the new episode + wedding singer's tail

Is there anything not a fucking reference to male genitals in this show

>>76377949
The fact Clone High will never be put on Adult Swim because MTV and Viacom are the because jews in the history of jews upsets me.

>>76377954

A world you created can't have rights.

>>76377938
>egoraptor
He animated stuff once? Impossible.

what was wrong with the cob planet

even if the planet was on a cob system there was nothing wrong with it

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>>76377601
They didn't even give a fuck for this finale. Rubbing their lack of effort in our faces like this is just plain shitty. Don't know why, but I actually expected better from them...

>>76377799

it already got renewed tho

>tfw someone here will die before the next season starts

>>76377964
I do like that he changed "crown of shit" to "crown of thorns" but Trent deffo did it better

>>76377904
Because the TV episode was shit?

>>76378002
>Wanting to go to a cob planet

you sick fuck

>>76377989
Why not?

>>76377862
>it was better when Johnny Cash covered it
sure if you like a song without actual singing.

https://www.periscope.tv/w/1OdKrrMpBryKX
LIVE INTERVIEW
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1OdKrrMpBryKX
LIVE INTERVIEW
https://www.periscope.tv/w/1OdKrrMpBryKX
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>>76377766
It was probably just a throw-away joke. There's no word on when it's expected to air again.

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>>76377825

This is the anon who posted that.

This what he looks like.

He's full retard. Because he's a retard and that's what retards do, they go even more retarded.

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Post YFW this episode

>>76378012
Why would you mention this.

>>76377820
Because it almost always takes months and months to complete ~20 minutes of animated entertainment regardless of who you are unless if you're doing some incredibly low budget thing and that's the gimmick. They have to spread out the release or they would burn through the series, and this way they get to run reruns for the next year and a half.

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>>76377813

Man the trolls are out today. Ep was on point, niggers

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>>76377983

stop being a fucking cunt none care you can't be a decent person

>>>/pol/

>>76378002
Everything was on a cob, it'd be weird as hell

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>>76378032

Your microverse box, your rules.

>>76377825
>All these serious replies
Well good job I guess.

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>>76378045

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>>76377973
thats the point you fuck

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>>76378045

>>76378002
someone in the last thread said it implied something was going to eat the planet

>>76378012

BRB going into cryosleep

>>76377930

https://mega.nz/#!9s1iAT7b!zRVLjMhcpiEJYpEmjVV007hmx0RnVlM2UQChQAFuBtA

>>76377893
hotel room

>>76378061
>blaim

>>76378033
>song without singing

Boy, those revolutionary composers from history like Beethoven and Bach had no idea what they were doing, only my hip, modern artists do, amirite?

>>76377989
Yahweh pls go

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>>76378045

>>76377862
Way better, they should have used that one.

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>>76377825

>>76378083
It's clearly a show that women don't understand.

Mr. Poopy Butthole is the one who made the miniverse RM is in.

Earth needs Trump's sphere around Earth thanks to joining the federation.

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>>76378045

>>76378081
What's the point of what exactly?

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i didn't ask for these feels Justin

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>>76378045
>This is good, isn't it?

>>76378096
does that somehow make you right grammar nazi,and real nazi

>>76377973
Considering you didn't even come close to reference all the dicks they put in their show, I would say no.

>>76378099
they didn't just say the fucking music. if there are lyrics they should be sung to the beat. not just said.

>>76378129
>tumblr filename
try harder next time

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>>76378045

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>>76378045

>>76378128
>>76377862
they should've used kermit's cover
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57ta7mkgrOU

>>76377989
Then why doesn't he create a microverse full of sex slaves or something?

>>76377955
but morty isn't intelligent enough to be a scientist. He'll definitely have Rick's hatred for the government but he won't have Rick's brain

>>76377841
That's because McGruder wanted to ride the Anime dicktrain and show the world how much of a weeb he could be
If I'm not mistaken the animation process for this is a hand drawn computer animation bordering on Flash with enough attention to detail to make it the masterpiece of simplistic fuckery that it is
I'd give it half a year for the new season to be teased at a comic con and probably next August for it to come out. Pretty sure they just said "Year and a Half" to bait the autismos

>>76378158
That was just off the top of my head.
#vaginareferencesforequality

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>>76378045

>>76378166
:^)))))))))

>>76377829
Was he the Pizza Guy at the end?

>>76377829
Mr.Poopybutthole sounded a little different...

>>76378012
With a potential for several people depending on how unlucky people are.

It's an unfortunate side effect of living for any given amount of time.

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>>76378045

>>76378006
I have complained about every episode since Total Rickall and I don't know where you're possibly coming from with this one

>>76378017
>Retard Alert

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>>76378045

>>76377954
rick never took away anyone rights

he just expressed his own rights

>>76378184
>implying he wont become an addict to the seeds from the pilot episode.

>>76378143
They are all dicks, dicks everywhere.
Balls slapping your face
Penis in the horizon
Choking on dicks.
Thats the joke

>>76378182

>Rick
>caring about sex

Yadda yadda yadda, sex is just a chemical reaction to make you procreate and feel good, burping noises, unnecessary insults aimed at your mother.

>>76378130
sure buddy sure.

excuse me while I flick my bean to a future rick and morty reunion.

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>>76378045

>>76378033
>Implying Reznor's emo whining counts as singing
Face it, Cash took this song and made it his bitch

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>>76378045
lmao rick got cucked by the gov'ment

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>>76378045

>>76378184
If the government didn't do a good job searching their house Morty could use some of Rick's equipment to try and find him.

But the last time that happened he almost fucking died if it weren't for Birdman.

>>76378215
>I will let you down

>>76377973
They are purposely seeing how many dicks they can put on TV without getting in trouble.

That or you and I have a phallic fixation
I do

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>Hurt starts to play

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>>76378045

>>76378266

You're talking to someone who clearly doesn't know that Reznor admitted Johnny Cash made the song his own

>>76378245
>sex is just a chemical reaction to make you procreate
The fuck it is. We've seen him getting alien pussy. I remember the Unity orgy

>>76378278
London?

>>76378235
and killed a shit load of innocent bystanders because they got in his way.

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>>76378281
No, but you look like you know what a dick tastes like lmao

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Rick, had a hard life.

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>>76378159
Oh, shit, I understand now.

Today, I have become faggot.

>>76377829
I think he was a few voices.
>photo cyborgs
>screaming sun
>pizza guy
>faggot

Also is squanchy dead? He confirmed Birdperson is dead (RIP Birdperson) but Squanchy just started fighting

>>76378318
Who cares about lives when a alternate reality clone exists? Everyone is literally expendable nothing matter watch tv with me faggot

>>76378314
Christopher?

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>>76378045
/CO/ is full of fags that are butt hurt they will never be animators will shit on good animation

korra was bad too lol

>>76378267
>Blatant misuse of "cucked"

Wow, it's like I'm really on /int/.

>>76378318
People telling him what to do. He is a rebel, for god know what trauma in his life.

>>76378322
>>76378154

fuck you and these faggy references

MGS4 is garbage and so are you for enjoying it

>>76378357
>faggot
He played himself in this episode?

>>76378093
>https://mega.nz/#!9s1iAT7b!zRVLjMhcpiEJYpEmjVV007hmx0RnVlM2UQChQAFuBtA

sweet sweet justice

based op

>>76378376
Or maybe he just doesn't like being ordered around because he thinks he's the best person in the universe

>>76378310

And after getting his dick wet after a while, he's over it and doesn't care anymore.

>>76378370
Sure, let's go with that

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>>76378382
I see you are upset.

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FUCK YOU TAMMY!!

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>>76378045

Rick became more human this season. This has been a top tier season for writing both complicated scientific plots, but expanding characters as well.

>>76378318
in self defense

some were not good, like the pedofile

>>76378367
>Who cares about lives
The Government, apparently. Who cares about Rick's freedom if alternate reality Ricks exist?

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>>76378429

the number leaves a voicemail asking you what you thought and what you want for season 3

>>76378414
If he had a microfuckverse it'd be a lot more convenient and less messy though

>>76378407
Yep, this makes me think that hes really from another planet, like Beth was born in other planet like earth.

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>>76378367
>>76378376
I'm just saying he's not exactly public enemy number one because he's flipping people off and drinking in public. He's kind of a mass murderer, and the case for him being locked up is a good one. Doesn't mean i'm not rooting for Rick. It'd be a hell of a boring show if it was his prison experience. But I'm not going to whitewash Rick's obviously anti-social disdain for sentient life and pretend he's some kind of preyed upon rebel.

He's kind of a giant dick. And that's exactly what we all love about him.

Poor Bird person.

>>76378467
>inb4 hundreds of voicemails of lore begging.

>>76378456
>Who cares about Rick's freedom if alternate reality Ricks exist?
There is only one Rickest Rick though. And the smartest dude in the galaxy earned the right to do whatever he wants

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>>76378045

>>76378184
He's got Leadership skills though. He's ruled an army of himself and a tribe of miniverse natives.

>>76378468

That's still implying he really cares about a getting some pussy.

OPINIONS time

>Elder God tier
Mortynight Run

>God tier
A Rickle in Time
Auto Erotic Assimilation
Total Rickall
The Ricks Must Be Crazy

>Mid tier
Look Who's Purging Now
The Wedding Squanchers

>Low tier
Big Trouble In Little Sanchez

>Shit tier
Get Schwifty
Interdimensional Cable 2: Tempting Fate

>>76377766

Because those shows are hugely-funded machines. Rick and Morty, The Venture Bros, etc. are way more independent and run with a much smaller crew.

>>76378456
But they aren't our Rick.

>>76378423
She orchestrated the capture of nearly all the most dangerous criminals in the galaxy, Tammy did nothing wrong

>>76378496
>Next season is just 12 episodes of watching Rick chained to a wall
I'd still watch it

>>76378184
It's been implied every now and again that Morty has an enormous amount or potential and I wouldn't be surprised if Roiland did indeed showcase a brilliant Morty. Remember Evil Morty? It was apparent in that episode that EM is just as brilliant as Rick, or possibly even more. More than that, Morty has shown himself to be more ruthless and contain a lot of rage. See the episode featuring the purge.

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>>76377825

>>>/pol/
>>>/k/

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>>76378045

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>>76378045

>>76378496
Yeah but what about the good he's done?

>>76378456
I will only accept the rickest rick.

Nothing else

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>>76378045

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>Tammy was with Birdperson for presumably a really long time
>Didn't hesitate to light him up like a black teenager in a ghetto

I get that if there were any hesitation Rick would have stopped her somehow and he wouldn't have died but that was just ice cold to spend all that time with someone and do that.

>>76378128

Doubt they could have afforded it.

we should raid the R&M voicemail

>>76377900
THE ONE TRUE MORTY

>>76378560
I liked them all except Little Rick (Best beth part imo) and get schwifty (are they gods or what? celebrity jokes are stupid too, whole episode was too silly)
favorite is probably rickle in time never seen a show like that before

>>76377862
>>76378128
>>76377964
>>76378017
They're both good faggots. One was about drug addiction and one was about a legacy that didn't mean much to Cash anymore. They're both powerful versions and is such a well written song by Reznor that was able to take on such a completely different meaning when it was sung by Cash

>>76378624
But what should we say?

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>>76378286

It took me a a second to process the lyrics but when I figured out what song it was, it hit like a fucking ton of bricks.

>>76378550
He does though. Otherwise he wouldn't take the opportunities that arise. Rick is not aesexual nigga

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Why didn't they just make it a two-parter?

>>76378588
But that Morty isn't our Morty

>>76378588
I think that was just an example of if you throw a million eggs at a wall, there's a chance one of them won't break. Same with Doofus Rick. Rules of infinite multiverse states that there would have to be at least one smart Morty.

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>>76378608
such as...
Selling the cure for space aids?
uh...saving earth by getting schwifty that one time?
I guess saving the earth from mech-suit dogs...
I'm kind of drawing a blank here...

>>76378560
Switch Auto Erotic Assimilation and The Wedding Squanchers

>>76378588
>It's been implied every now and again that Morty
Where? All I remember is the pilot in which it confirmed our Morty as a retard

>>76377795
Real reality, duh. He's a long time family friend.

>>76378224
Oh, I didn't realize there was a retard alert on. I'll be sure not to post my music opinions so as not to enrage any retards

>>76378667
I don't know. call justin a cuck or something

>>76378560
Interdimensional Cable 1 (fuck the name) is god tier
Though with all the progress they made in Beth and Jerry's relationship and then having them going back to the cuck and the cunt not even two episodes later kinda throws it down to the shit tier
Shame too, the overall existentialist tones and character development made it a damn near perfect episode

>if it weren't for jerry, rick wouldn't be in prison and earth wouldn't be occupied by aliens
Can we have a fuck Jerry thread?

>>76378717

You bet he is, oohwee, but not since Beth bust a cap in his ass

>>76378567
>It's been like 45 min and there are already Tammy apologists.
What is this world coming to?

>>76378612
>doesn't hesitate to kill a guy you've been fucking for over a year
That's a female for you.

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>>76378560
>Look Who's Purging Now
>not in at least God Tier...
come on son

>>76378383
He plays himself in everything.

>>76378588
Except Evil Morty's wall of Mortys was wasteful, he could have achieved the same effect with three Mortys and a car battery

>>76378749
Jerry is right though. Rick is a cancer to the family

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>>76378747
>season 3 premiere is Interdimensional Cable 3 with Rick watching it in prison

>>76378749
What are the chances the Summer and Morty start to really hate Jerry and Beth divorces him for good?

>>76378766
Not him but it really wasn't creative. That said it also wasn't Get Schwifty or Jerry's Dick bad

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VERY SERIOUS QUESTIONS:

How old is Rick?
When he was younger did he always have blue hair? Or is it supposed to be grey?

>>76378785
Jerry go get a job.

>>76378560

Auto-erotic is God tier. Not just the ending, but the whole extended metaphor on relationships between smart geniuses and lazy ones.

>>76378797
>What are the chances the Summer and Morty start to really hate Jerry
Already there
>and Beth divorces him for good?
So the good ending for both involved? I'm so fucking sick of the save the marriage plot

>>76378819
Tiny Rick was a younger clone of Rick so yes, his hair was always that color.

>>76378819
He's around 36 I believe it said in S1E4, he didnt always have blue hair in season 1 it was red for most of it

>>76378819
Tiny Rick also had blue hair, as did the other young clones

>>76378749
Actually it was whoever called the meatball back's fault, jerry was just an innocent bystander.

>>76378819
>how old is rick
old enough to have a teenage granddaughter, so probably at least in his 60s.
>All the Rick clones of Rick at various stages of life all had the same hair colour.

>>76377891
the "i'm not staring at you" guy

>>76378560
none of them were really that bad except for interdimensional 2. that shit was awful.

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>>76378826
He's got one now

Guiz, Tammy was either a robot or alien

>>76378819
He's based on Doc Brown from Back to the Future so I think it's supposed to be grey.

>>76378850
What in the fuck are you talking about

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>>76377862
>it was better when Johnny Cash covered it

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>>76378045
>What are you in for?
>Everything.

Found this episode a lot better than the last few, not my favorite this season but one of the best.

>>76378876
Actually she's a BITCH

Is it just me or is rick's constant burping really annoying? People seem to find it funny or endearing for some reason.

>>76378875
yeah his jobs probably something horrible and humiliating that makes him fucking miserable, like acting as a wetnurse to alien babies.

>>76378749
Fuck Olly

>>76378886
? watch the first season before you shitpost, anon

>>76378840
Jerry managed to inadvertently fuck Earth over and send Beth's dad (whom she never got to know much of) packing to intergalactic incarceration

Beth would be a fucking moron to sit through more of Jerry's shit at this point

>>76378922
because we are better then you and you have no soul. go kill yourself.

>>76378819
The Principal in Big Trouble in Little Sanchez said he was 80- something.

>>76377288
I was already having a shitty week, and then watched this and now I've gone from sad to flat out depressed.

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SCARY TERRY RETURNS SEASON 3 CALLING IT NOW

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>>76378876
Dat cyborg alien pussy

>>76378826
And next season we'll find it'll take him years to pay off that debt

>>76378899
Same here, very high on the chart even if it wasn't the best

>>76378061
>blaim
It says blame right in the picture come on

>>76378956
It isnt jerrys fault they said his name and the flying testicle ate him, it is whoever told the thing to come back when it was leaving

>>76378958
Gonna need a source, fam

>>76378643
>One was about legacy
>>Implying Rick wasn't obsessed with his own freedom and legacy he'd leave behind after letting himself get caught
>>>Implying the Cash version wouldn't have highlighted the true sacrifice Rick was making by giving literally the only thing he cared about for the sake of his family (sans Jerry)
You should have taken a bit longer before making that mistake of a response without thinking. But hey, I guess time flies when you're a faggot.

>>76378956
>Jerry managed to inadvertently fuck Earth over
What did he do? Rick put him in space UPS
>and send Beth's dad (whom she never got to know much of) packing to intergalactic incarceration
Oh no the known slaver and mass murderer who puts small children and his family at risk got locked up

>>76377825
I wish I could say we'll miss you.

>>76378678
>>76378680
"Dumb" Rick isn't even dumb, though. He's still a genius, but picked on because he literally eats his own shit. Rick/Morty could be unique because of personality changes in each universe, not because of genetics. One could interpret EM and our Morty as a case of nature vs nurture. In other words, EM is unique because of his personality and not because of his genetic lineage. This implies that our Morty has the same intellectual capacity, but it hasn't been nurtured.

See Beth/Jerry in alt. universes. Both were successful due to their decision to abort Summer.

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>>76378971

http://naughtymagnta.tumblr.com/post/127633580722/birdperson-and-tammy-from-rick-and-morty

REMINDER THAT ALL TAMMY/BIRDPERSON PORN IS NOW TWICE AS KINKY

Also why didn't Tammy just pull this at the party, Rick, Squanchy, and Birdperson were all there

So, was anybody else completely unsurprised by Tammy's sudden by inevitable betrayal? My first clue that something was up was when Gaius Baltar and Caprica Six were introduced as her parents.

>>76378987

does it make it any wrong

no, grammar nazi

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>>76377825

>>76379016
I wasn't talking about it being applied to the show faggot. I was talking about the songs by itself.

Grow some reading comprehension faggot. Both versions are still good as fuck from a musical and lyrical standpoint.

>>76379034
From the bottom of my heart and my dick,
Thank you anon

>>76379034
Presumably there were more people who were wanted at the wedding than there were the party.

>>76379034

The wedding had more wanted criminals

>>76379038
Oh fuck me.

Anyone got a DL link?

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>mfw Jerry will never win

>>76379034
1. Not enough of the wanted criminals were there, meaning people besides those main 3
2. Rick was on earth, it was in his house, meaning that the chances of him being able to pull himself out of this would be much higher
3. Because he literally froze time at the end of the episode, not that anyone would know he could do that, but because they assumed he could do anything

>>76379096
Read the fucking thread

>>76378693
He was a pretty cool grandpa to his grandkids when he wasn't putting them in imminent danger.

>>76378624
why would we shit in our own bowl of cheerios?

>>76379054
>Trying this hard to cover the fact that your music taste is shit
>"DURR EVERY1 SHUD LOVE EVERYTHING BECAUSE I AM REATERD"
Fuck off, nigger

>>76379096
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=where+can+I+get+an+eye+exam

>>76379038
Her dad had a British accent, which kind of threw me. It didn't occur to me until your post that it might have been foreshadowing of some kind

>>76379042
It does, just like what you just typed it wrong.

>>76378782
Even evil morty isn't smart enough to figure out what rick knew (and tested)

>>76379124
for the lulz

>>76379034
Rick's party is in his home so all his shit is there.
Also all his allies are there.
And its on a non-federation planet.
The house was teleported

The wedding is more controlled as they can gather more agents.

>>76379102
Good
I don't know if you noticed, but Jerry is an asshole
The closest he ever came to a win was getting beth pregnant the second time was when she didn't divorce him multiple times throughout her life

>>76379038
>Gaius Baltar and Caprica Six
Fuck I feel stupid for not catching that

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>>76379135
Was it... was it not obvious who they were supposed to be?

>>76378674
Longer time to drum up hype, people say "oh man, you gotta watch this show it's so awesome" over the year and people have the time to watch the whole series in that time. Word of mouth has a chance to spread, and more people will tune in for the season premiere in a year than another episode next week.

>>76379125
>Can't even defend himself anymore.

Holy shit you're a fucking faggot.

>>76379150
Yes thank you we're all aware of Cash's Hurt.

>>76379120
Mostly to Morty. Summer ruins shit with her tits and pissing herself

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>What have I become?
>My sweetest friend
>Everyone I know
>Goes away in the end
>And you could have it all
>My empire of dirt
>I will let you down
>I will make you hurt

>>76378782
>>76379154
Evil Morty just knows the difference between a villain and super villain. He wasnt going for efficiency.

>>76379038
I don't get "Gaius Baltar"

>>76378967
Are they gonna do a jailbreak/heist with every wacky character we've met?

>>76377684
http://couchtuner.city/1/rick-and-morty-s2-e10-the-wedding-squanchers/

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Anyone else getting fucked up on the captcha? It keeps giving me the "select all images with street name signs" prompt and even though I've done it, it keeps acting like it's wrong.

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JUST

>>76379282
CUCK

>>76379218
Cylons

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>Exchanging vows
>"I promise to be yours until your death"

>>76379279

Takes me six or more fucking attempts before it'll let it pass.

>>76379279
Known issue, the best ones are when you get the green checkmark and it still says you failed it.

Anyone got a DL link?

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>>76378045
>the ending and Hurt started playing

"what are you in for?"......"everything"

>>76379072
And by presumably, we mean definitely

>>76379279
yes

>>76379034
>heart eyes

my fetish

>>76379038
Honestly, I was suspicious as soon as I found out the two of them were showing up in a third episode with relevant roles.

Also it never really made sense for an earth girl in highschool to hook up with an old bird person and decide to get squanched.

>>76379343
ctrl + f mega

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>>76379218
...but you do get Caprica Six?

>>76379318
INTO
PIECES
THIS
IS
MY
LAST
RESORT

>>76377792
no jerry is a great character

I don't like him, but that's because the character is an unlikeable one.

>>76379379
CTRL+F Mega.nz

>>76379279

I think even 4chan's native extension has some option to revert to the old captcha. If not, just use 4chan X like any anon with more than two months on the site.

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>>76379341

That, and hitting the auto-post button after successfully solving the captcha when it's still in countdown mode, and when it gets to 0 will tell me I forgot to solve the captcha.

Whatever happened to typing words instead of this picture bullshit?

>>76379038
Birdman talking about how he and Rick were wanted and how there were a ton of criminals there was a red flag but I didn't put it together. I thought they were just gonna get raided, not that Tammy was an agent.

IS SQWANCHY DEAD

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>>76378045

>>76379120
And the verbal abuse too

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OOOOHHH WEE, HOW'S RICK GONNA GET OUT OF THIS PICKLE?

FIND OUT NEXT SEASON IN A YEAR AND A HALF OR LONGER!

>>76379279
My favorite is the
>Chose the images matching the one on the right
>There's no image to match the selections to

I have yet to get one of those right by sheer chance.

>>76379416
>Timer hits 0
>Posts
>PLEASE WAIT ONE SECOND

>>76379191
I haven't seen Battleballs Galactaballs

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>Everything's on a cob

>>76379431
I assume most of the criminals were killed, or at least the ones who were important (Birdperson/Squanchy). I'm curious if Krombopulous Michael was one of them too, he looked like a few of the government agents but clearly wasn't one of them

What was so bad about everything being on a cob?

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>>76379431
>yfw squanchy and morty bust Rick out

>>76379436
What was the deal with Cobb Planet? Why couldn't they stay there?

>>76379518
Are you serious?

>>76379500

I hope that never gets explained.