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If someone was teleport to the 616 universe from our universe

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If someone was teleport to the 616 universe from our universe who knew a lot about Marvel comics, what would be the quickest way for them to get themselves superpowers?
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>>71530695
Find a spot to inhale the Terrigen Mist?
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>>71530695
Tell Reeds Richard you are from the future and if you don't get powers everyone is doom
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Going to some super scientist and offering up information in exchange for them experimenting on you.
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>>71530716
That only works if you're inhuman. Quickest way would be to join up with AIM or Hydra and hope they do since experiment that give you superpowers. Otherwise, tracking down Galactus to see if he had any herald openings might not be a bad option.
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>>71530763
I'm not very familiar with Inhumans, I just thought the Mist changed anybody who breathed it in.
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Find Eddie Brock, become his friend, wait for Toxin to reproduce a baby symbiote, bonde with it
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>>71530790
Nah, it just activates an inhuman's abilities.
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>>71530695
>what would be the quickest way for them to get themselves superpowers
find the guy that looks like stan lee make him radioactive and get bitten by him
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>>71530821
Honestly this would be my preferred way.

Being bonded to a symbiote (assuming it's a non-hostile, non-insane one) is the coolest superpower.
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Get bitten by a radioactive animal
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>>71530695
Mutant Growth Hormone
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>>71530936
>>71530939
What if you get bitten by a radioactive symbiote?
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>>71530695

get a job at Marvel.
write a book in which you create a power object and then leave it somewhere only you'd be able to find it.

then teleport into the Marvel U and grab it.

(assuming of course you can control when you teleport into their universe.)
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>>71530695

Get irradiated. Like just eat plutonium until good things happen.
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>>71530695
>wanting to become a mutie
Disgusting
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>>71530971
>(assuming of course you can control when you teleport into their universe.)
Also assuming you can get a job at Marvel in the first place.
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>>71530971
>yfw Bendis and Slott gets a hold of you
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>>71530984
You can't "become" a mutie, nerd. Mutants are born like freaks, real superheroes are regular humans who get their powers from some kind of accident or super science.
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Suck down some Gamma radiation. Everyone exposed to it in some way gets mutated, it looks like.
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>>71530984
>become
>a mutie
You don't understand what a mutie is, do you?
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>>71530962
Limited shapeshifting
Super strength
Ability to fuse with other people
Horrible death if you don't every now and then
So... a gimped Alex Mercer.
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>>71530984
that makes me think

would there be a certain chance that the person that gets teleported to the marvel universe is a mutie?

like as soon as they touch down they are a mutie by some sort of cosmic balance


this is your mutie power
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
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>>71530695
ill probabaly do it the same way sinister did.
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>>71531033
>>71531014
fuck that liberal feelgood bullshit meaning
muties are anyone who has superpowers because when you have superpowers your not a normal human anymore and therefore a mutie
spiderman the menace is a mutie
captain american is a drug mutie
all muties are a menace and must be destroyed
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>>71531062
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Temporal_Looping

Yaaayy!
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>>71530695
Fuck I'll search for the chemichal that gave Daredevil his super powers and booya!

World on Fire!
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>>71531062
Malefic_Breath

okay then
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>>71531168
you get turned into a turtle
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>>71531062
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Hatred_Empowerment
In 616? I'd become a god.
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>>71531062
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Perfection
Im still myself then
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>>71531207
you best watch the fuck out for FRESH
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>>71531062

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Nonexistent_Realm_Creation

I AM....THE REALMER
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Psionic_Embodiment. So I become the Phoenix force? Neat
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>>71530760
I like that it doesn't matter if that last word is a typo.

The thought of Reed imagining a future where everyone is Doctor Doom.

"RICHARDS. MAKE ME, YOUR WIFE, DOOM, WAFFLES. DOOM IS PREGNANT WITH YOUR SICKENING REEDSPAWN."

"RICHARDS, I, TONY DOOM, DEMAND TO KNOW WHY YOU ARE NOT ATTENDING DOOMINATI MEETINGS ANY LONGER."

"RICHARDS! MAKE WAY FOR YOUR FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD SPIDER-DOOM!"
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damn son everyone is getting strong as shit powers

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Domain_Destruction
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>>71530695
There's this guy, the Power Broker. He will sell you random powers. If you don't have money, you'll have to do jobs for him to pay him back.
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>Enroll in university
>Break into research lab
>Drink first vial of strange liquid you see

Bonus points if you're doing it to get high.
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>>71531062
It's not telekinesis, but I thing molecular deceleration will work just fine for all my evil deeds

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Molecular_Deceleration
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>>71531062
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cosmological_Force_Manipulation

feels good mang
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>>71531261
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>>71531282
Isn't there also a fifty percent chance of instant horrible death involved?
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>>71531271
i got bad breath basically >>71531180
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>>71531062
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cosmological_Force_Manipulation
Lel
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>>71530695
The QUICKEST ways would be either deals with demons or science accidents. These aren't necessarily the best ways, but they're the ones most likely to pay off the quickest. Just start breaking into labs and pulling levers and if that doesn't pan out, ring up Mephisto or Cyttorak or w/e.
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>>71531330
Wanda leave
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>>71530695
Booking a trip to Wundagore or Latveria and trading Doom or High Evolutionary whoever's secret identity they want to know in exchange for them giving you some superpowers.
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>>71531302
>Drink first vial of strange liquid you see
>It was pee for the drug test
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>>71531062
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Samsara_Manipulation

Neat. So... I got this on lock.
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>>71530936
I could dig it
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>>71531325
Nah, that's just because folks like Cap like to play rough.
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>>71531327
there has got to be a black sheep in every family anon

carry that weight
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>>71531077
Fa fa fa fagggottt
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>>71531062
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Human_Physiology

so i become ManMan
thanks obama
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>>71531270
Disgusting, disgusting reedspawn
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>>71530760
>Everyone is Doom
>Marvel's missed event opportunity
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>>71531191
I can live with that
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>>71531390
well maybe i can turn people into zombies because its basiclly a bad hex in breath form, plus i get to wear a cool mask over my mouth.
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>>71531450
no a normal turtle not a teenage turtle but you get to wear a dress though
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>>71530695
Trick Spiderman into biting you on the dick.
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>>71531204
>In 616? I'd become a god.

You'd be even greater in the Ultimate Universe.
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>>71531075
Sandstorm creation, fuck this.

I hate sand, it's coarse and it gets everywhere
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>>71531376
>you get pee powers
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>>71531564
im not even gonna tell you to leave /tv/ i almost bust a gut
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>>71531062
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Event_Teleportation
I'm Stan Lee or something?
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>>71531602
*nut
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>>71531495
Dude this is the 616

Anythig can tur uns in super powered people!

Has there ever been some one that looked like they where getting powers and instead got sick and died on 616?
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>>71531698
>Has there ever been some one that looked like they where getting powers and instead got sick and died on 616?
Yes
Uncle Ben bit the dust and instead of getting dust related powers he just turned into one
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>>71531077
>hating Captain American

Nazi punks fuck off.
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>>71531683
imma chick tho
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>>71531735
>calls himself captain america
>is a junkie
Captain america was never in any ice he helped hitler escape into south america and did drugs with him
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>>71531808
It's ok if they're government-issue drugs though.

Ask the CIA.
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>>71531850
I would be he seems to be on a plane
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>>71531880
Steve?
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>>71531880
Well, ask him when he gets back.
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>>71531900
mo
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>>71531062
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Universal_Recreation
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
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Use your knowledge of comics/narrativism to get a job within the intelligence community, use said connections to get your hands on various gear. Most likely exoskeletons and or a super soldier serum.
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>>71532086
>wanting augmetations
I never asked for this
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>>71531270
>DOOM IS PREGNANT WITH YOUR SICKENING REEDSPAWN
Why on earth do I have this boner?
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>>71532119
Adaaam please!
I meant more exoskeletons like iron mans suits. That invasive deathlok shit sucks
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>>71531270
This needs to be a "what if"
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>>71531525
Post Secret Wars I'd overcome The One Above All.
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>>71534574
I would read Marvel DOOM.
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>>71531062
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Glaistig_Physiology
some kind of man-thing
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>>71530695
Work for Norman Osbro or Wilson Fisk, and you will get at the very least some kind of power suit
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>>71531698
Eddie Brock, to a certain degree.
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>>71530695
>Bendis would be the one to obtain powers by going to the 616verse.
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Eye_Color_Manipulation
guess i am not going to join the Annihilators
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>>71530695
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cosmic_Energy_Absorption

Guess I'll be getting a face full of cosmic shower when I'm sitting outside one night when looking up at the stars.
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>>71531962
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Universal_Recreation
You will be Deus Ex Machina that will end the Secret Wars.
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Just change your name to something alliterative. You're guaranteed to end up as an important character, and important characters always get powers, at least for one issue.

If you want to be specific in what power you get, make sure your new name is related to that power. For instance, if you want to have the power to turn anything into gold by touching it, rename yourself Gabe Goldman and you'll be destined to gain that power.
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>>71531062

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Party_Inducement

Can I be part of the X-Men?
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>>71531062
I'm OP as shit

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Belief_Vocifery
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>>71530850
Before it got retconned if you didn't have the gene it horribly horribly mutated you and you died.
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>>71531466

If I take off the mask, will I die?
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>>71531062
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
I'm Spiderman!
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>>71531062
I wish there was a better version of this. One power works for some heroes but a lot of them have multiple smaller versions of powers.
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>>71531062
Bam!
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Wave_Manipulation
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>>71531588
>tfw become Whizzer
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>>71531062
ok then...
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Zoroastrian_Deity_Physiology
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>>71530695
By fucking Rouge on opposite day.
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>>71531062
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Clown_Physiology
>Go into comic book universe
>realize its comic book universe
>become one with its lack of laws
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>>71531062
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

Pretty OP awesome
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>>71531077
>Hating Cap
Red Skull pls go.
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>>71531077
>captain american is a drug mutie
you must either be a nazi or a commie. either way go unfree yourself from life
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>>71531270
I had a dream that was the opposite of this once.

A drawfag drew it for me.
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>>71531062
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
way to use the slur for mutant

also I got http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Destabilization which is cool, I guess
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>>71531900
Dr. Erksine, you don't get to bring friends.
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>>71535294
Isn't this basically Havok's power?
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>>71538748
No one cared who I was until I put on the skull
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>>71538809
If I take that off will you die?
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>>71538895
It will be extremely painful
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>>71531062
i got worthiness enchantment
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>>71531062
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Blindsight
>cover eyes
>become a killing machine
Is ok
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>>71531420
>get literally nothing
>nothing changes about you, physically nor mentally
>people still point you out as a mutant anyway and hate you despite looking (and being) a regular person
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Question, where is the yellow infinity gem currently? Because that'd be the best way to go if you can get to it.
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>>71531062
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Teleportation
Sweet. Killing people simply by bamfing and dropping them is the funnest way to kill them of all. That and teleporting their limbs off/teleporting things into them (if I can do that too).

To be fair, I'd probably just keep a low profile and steal stuff that's not going to get reported (safe deposit boxes, drug money, ect.)
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>>71538946
You're a big guy.
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>>71531420
going by the devil fruit version that would do too things:
>you achieve enlightenment
>you can do anything a human can do
so you'd actually end up somewhere between capt. America and iron fist.
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>>71538632
fucking kek
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>>71539054
Broken, along with every other gem.
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>>71531062
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Beauty_Inducement
Time to find every Marvel waifu and fuck them silly
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>>71531062
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sealed_Form
Best power every thread ever
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>>71530695
get exposed to radioactive shit
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>>71539092
For the Reich.
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>>71530993
>Marvel in the first place.
well thats not hard
>have a tumblr blog and twitter account
>when Marvel declines you start throwing a bitch fit for them being discriminatory against your sexuality
>bribe the mary sue
done
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>>71539253
The time gem might still be intact. Did it break fully when Cap got back to the present?
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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Willpower_Aura
im in the wrong universe
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>>71531062
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Bone_Removal
Oh shit this is gruesome.
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>>71539253
Dang, how many cosmic cubes we got lying around nowadays?
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Take the door off a microwave and stick your head in there while it's cooking.
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>>71531062
>Light Solidification
Thats...Pretty cool actually.
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>>71531062
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Chimera_Physiology
I am the mayonnaise.
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>>71531062
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absolute_Growth_Inducement
I know exactly what I'd use my powers on first
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>>71530695
drink captain america's cum

not even for superpowers

just because he's hot
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>>71531077
Don't you have a /pol/ to plot with, Red Skull?
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>>71541287
Like cyclops, but with flashlights
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>>71531062
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Nanite_Mimicry

I will go to the xavier academy and fuck muh mutie waifu
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>>71531062
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Hatred_Aura

I feel terrible when people are mad, even if it's not directed at me. I guess I'll be living my life as a hermit. That, or, I'll be the misunderstood guy with powers running through a city and hunted down by heroes. yay....
I have an inane fear of being hated ;_____;
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>>71531062
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Oneiric_Reality_Manipulation
Be prepare to watch some fuck up shit.
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>>71531062
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Enhanced_Hat_Proficiency
I shall become... Fedora Man!
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>>71542072
With the power of atheism and being a "gentleman" to women.
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>>71530695

what a faggy picture
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>>71531062
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Wing_Blades

Not going to lie, that's pretty fucking metal.
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