Why are people always putting down Drac?
Telling him he can't do this and that.
these asshole kids were always telling monsters what to do
like, why the fuck do they care if Frankenstein likes to garden?
tell me, for what goddamn reason would a werewolf be less likely to go to summer camp than anybody else?
In the second cover, he seems to have kept his pink lemonade so that one at least is probably the same guy as the first.
That lemonade is about to cause a serious accident when it spills off the amp, though.
It's like, every fucking time it's probably about teaching some bullshit lesson about accepting people who are different but then there's like a wink at the reader at the end and then THE HANDS COMES OUT.
Really though, the Bailey School kids are just idiots.
That's the thing with these books. They always end with a perfectly rational explanation for the subject's behavior, then throw in a big dumb "BUT MAYBE... !" stinger in the final paragraph.
Drac looks like a fuckin badass. I wish I was friends with Dracula, motherfucker drinks lemonade in broad daylight and doesn't give a shit.
''muh internet is too small for fun threads!''
If March Madness taught me anything this year, it's that this is distinctly untrue.
>Ghouls don't make ice cream
>liking this slut