/sug/ - Steven Universe General

Okay, let's do this.

http://strawpoll.me/4034604

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First for Pear-Pear, again!

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Why is Greg so fucking based?
That song made me fucking cry, dude.

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First for best gem!

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today I looked up the talkback thread for when mirror gem/ocean gem premiered. anyways that's all i wanted to say, bye

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First for qt.

I want to fuck Pizza Steven Universe

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post webms

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>>70899151
Fucking ssneeple

>>70899179
That's not my baby

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Xth for the Maheswarans finding out about Stevonnie.

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Lap Laz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwKEz6omi-Q

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>>70899186

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I want to protect that smile.

>>70899171
I look up the talkback threads sometimes. The stupid shit that people type during the episodes when they get over-hyped is really fucking hilarious to me

>>70899204
>Are you at least using protection when you do it!

>>70899164
>Posting a full, polished gem
>On a blue board

Jesus, anon, at least spoiler that smut.

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Peri-Peri-Peridoo
Where are you?
We gotta go to Homeworld now

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>>70898834
From last thread

>>70899168

Second. I love that Greg has turned out to be a talented musician instead of a lame hack, like the first episode made him seem.

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Xth for gem selfie

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>>70899231
Easier said than done.

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Xth for suffering major gem damage

>>70899245
Fuck me, I thought that was an exaggerated Lars face from the thumbnail.

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Nth for true love.

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>>70899168
>>That song made me fucking cry, dude.

That song fucking sucked. It was almost as bad the the Couch Steven song.

Best songs = Stronger than you and the Too Many Steven's song.

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so who the balls is this dude
seems untrustworthy

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Gem ass for y'all

>>70899304
It's Rose, of course!

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The Many Faces of Pearl:
https://vt.tumblr.com/tumblr_nm7fqaLaGU1squpip_480.mp4

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>>70899290

>>70899234
What would protection even be for fusing?

>>70899304
That is sour creams real dad

>>70899304
I am pretty sure that is sour cream's dad.

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>>70899304
I trust him because he wears a doublejacket

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http://keepbeachcityweird.tumblr.com/post/115346333966/why-is-nobody-talking-about-the-crying-breakfast

>>70899329
Making sure to do it in a dance studio?

>>70899332

DESTRUCTION AND CHOAS

>>70899332
>Pearl looks like super sonic
>Amethyst looks exactly the same because she and Jasper are the same class of gem

>>70899327
Fuck man, that looks like a video game boss
I love the hair.

>>70899334
Double jacket? It looks like he is wearing a jacket over a hoodie.

>>70899332

Pearl looks like Vegeta.

>>70899347
>crossover is canon

>>70899332
I think jaspearl is my fave

>>70899304
That's Sour Creams long lost dad.

>>70899284

Thats_the_joke.webm

>>70899245
Before reading i was trying to remember when did Greg hose Lars

http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1568169

>>70899332
Steven jasper, ho my god.
That little fucker is on the hunt if ya knowatthamean.

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>>70899346

>>70899327
That's some nightmare shit, right there.

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>>70899332
fuck my ass

>>70899346
this post is so edgy that reading it gave me a papercut on my eyeballs.

>>70899163
This is bullshit, the grim adventures of the KND was beyond perfection.

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>>70899332
For the Authority.

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>>70899321

>>70899413

Finally! A decent clone and Connie image!

>>70899435
Imagine the opposing Gems reaction when seeing it. Imagine looking at a God right before it kills you.

>>70899222
Is Pearl stronger than Amethyst?

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>>70899413

>3 Connies

>>70899332

Good, now do Sapphire, Ruby, and Rose.

SAY UNCLE ENDING THEME

https://docs.google.com/file/d/0B5vSGHuLDz2BV0lHeDZ6d21fOHM

>>70899219

Does he always have a pizza cock like that?

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>>70899413
Very Fucking Nice

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Why is everyone here telling lies about me??

>>70899482
of course, also better technique

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>>70899451
Want a free depleted uranium nose job, Jasper?

Who wants to make bets on this thread's shit post?

Last time it was bad anthropology, this time I think it'll be some shit history.

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FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUCK

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>>70899498
>3 vagánias.

>>70899522

Fuck off.

>>70899482
I'm playing attack the light right now, and it's kinda hard to say

>>70899482
It depends on what they're fighting. Physically, Amethyst is stronger than Pearl, however Pearl is the best technical fighter on the team, which makes her better at fighting humanoid opponents.

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http://strawpoll.me/4034742

>>70899413
>IT WAS INCREDIBLE!

>>70899498

Yes, 3 Connies. You fucking pedo.

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>>70899503
Doesn´t work for me, buddy.

>>70899564
I've gotten to the second stage so far. So far, Amethyst's whip is ballin

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>>70899514

Of course.
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1394194#search=Melvin%27s_Babysitter

>>70899602
Have you tried pressing play?

>>70899514
no. sometimes it's pizza balls

>>70899610
She's gonna be your best friend in level 5.
Fuck that level man.

>>70899451
Whats this from?

artemispanthar.tumblr.com/post/115362950552/x-not-sure-if-anyone-has-posted-about-this-yet
Kinda reminds me of a cross between rhythm heaven fever and this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EW2eSXXEaFs

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>>70899539
As long as you don't mind massive friendly casualties and blighting your own land in the process, not to mention you'd have to kill with sheer force as I doubt gems would suffer from radiation poisoning.

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>>70899560

3 asspussys

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>>70899459

>>70899327
D'you think their combined fusion makes White Diamond?

>>70899559
What am I supposed to be looking at

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>>70899476
>sword swipes that project waves of destruction
>sword wielding arms that can extend for miles
>an indestructible shield
>vines coming up from the ground and enveloping enemies
>wounds healed by her lacrimal essence
>a wip hidden in there somewhere
That's borderline existential terror. No wonder she became the Hindu god of destruction.

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>>70899559
oh my christ, it's the golden ratio.
They composed that shot like a classical goddamn painting

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>>70899413

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Amethyst best gem

>plus-sized
>gluttonous
>long hair
>dat cowlick
>dem lips
>dat action
>dat ass
>dem tits

>>70899327
Is this the form they took right before the Gems dropped the equivalent of a nuke

PearlxDewey canon when?

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>>70899413
Why would you post that

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>>70899670
3 pussys to buttfuck!

>>70899673
look at this fucking face
this is not the face of someone who sorted everything out after that montage
that is the mile long stare of someone who's taken one step closer to the edge.

>>70899610

I thought Amy kind of sucked at first, to be honest. She was way too weak for how much her basic attack costs.

Throw a few levels into STR and give her the badge that lights shit on fire, though, and she really starts to clean house. Goddamn.

>>70899722
Because you didn't post the colored version

>>70899666
No, you don't understand. The A-10 Thunderbolt's canon fired depleted uranium shells.

>>70899567
Wow, a lot of love for Gusite

>>70899564
>it's kinda hard to say
>implying

Holy fuck does Pearl put out the DPS.

>>70899666
god youre an idiot

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>>70899413
Not fapping to this was never an option.

>>70899648
Man of Murderballs Z

>>70899748
Ah. That makes much more sense.

>>70899772
It appears so.

>>70899564
>>70899610
>>70899647

Is there a level cap? I'm only in world 2 and already I'm starting to worry that I've distributed skillups wrong.

>>70899722

Thanks for the reaction image.

>>70899700
>implying Steven knows what a suppository is

>>70899771
It's easier to poison/burn things with amethyst, but yeah Pearl's spear and fireballs are amazing

>>70899772
Pls no bully.

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>>70899559
Is Steven going to master the Spin? That could make for interesting shield throws.

>>70899814
Steven caps at 20 and the Gems at 9030. Save up those level-up collectiables, they help a lot

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>>70899831

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>>70899747
That's because it's not done ya bish

>>70899163
>CARTOON NETWORK INVADED

THAT WAS THE SHIT. I DON'T EVEN CARE THAT MY GYM PARTNER'S A MONKEY WAS A PART OF IT.

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>>70899376
>>70899327
I can hear the bossfight music
It's like Shadow of the Colossus soundtrack with more violin and light piano

>>70899648
Man of Steel

>>70899304
>Greg knew Sour Cream's dad
>He's never brought it up because the Guy's a total scumbag

>>70899666
>depleted uranium
>radiation poisoning
though uranium debris isn't very healthy in its own right

>>70899688

>your troops somehow manage to ensnare her
>arms bound, unable to use her weapons
>she drops to one knee, and you know you have this won
>she opens her mouth and begins vomiting forth a withing blue stream
>hundreds or even thousands of tiny holographic copies of herself
>all of them punching and whipping and stabbing

The Diamonds were right to fear her.

>>70899171
the only good talkback thread was the one for alone together

Who would you fuck?
http://strawpoll.me/4034829

131th for Casper is the best gem

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>>70899722
>>70899876

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>>70899970
>Casper

>>70899549
my vote goes for unironic gender discussion and arguments about canon

>>70899522
Were sorry we joke about you being best gem

>>70899853

Shit, so I CAN screw up the leveling. Well, now my OCD is kicking in. Time to start over and optimize.

>>70899966
>No Connie option
0/10

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>>70899549
My vote is gemsonas

>>70899966

>No Gusite

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>>70899876
Promise to release the finished version only if Misha gets himself banned.

>>70899688
>The Gems never told the HW of the war and them losing.
>But stories of a fusion causing great destruction.
>It was said that it could even defeat the Diamonds.

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>>70899648
Seriously?

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Man this game is nice, but it got boring fast. As soon as I finish level 5 I'll lend it to my sister.

>>70900048
You sick bastard.

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>>70900008
>unironic gender discussion
ironically this phrase triggers me

>>70900087
>got boring fast
It is the nature of all dungeon crawlers, anon.
The one that lasted longest for me was Vagrant Story

>>70900017
>implying you can fuck up the stats
Just spec each gem into whatever you want and put the right badges on. You'll be fine.

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>>70900048

>>70899966
>2 people chose Sonic
wut

>>70900189
>not choosing sonic

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>>70900189
>not choosing sonic

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>>70900151
I've seen it happen.
Old /hsg/ had one of the lengthiest UGDs I've ever seen.
There was also this gem from /vp/.

>>70900078
Yes anon. Despite being on /co/ there are anons right now who haven't seen every /co/ related movie to be made.

I haven't seen it, and if his frame were bigger, I'd assume it was from one of the Hulk movies.

>>70899327
Too bad there isn't a gemstone that has the word "shiva" in it.

>>70900223
yes, that was the joke. thanks for pointing it out for the newfags I guess.

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>>70900048
Oh anon you know that will never happen.

>>70900157
>Vagrant Story
Now that was long, but the soundtrack kinda made it to me. I guess I'm not made for RPG style vidya.

Even the M&L series bored me to death

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Who would you fight?

http://strawpoll.me/4034919

>fusing into Alexandrite requires full harmony and 9 stars in reserve

What's the point in even including that skill?

>>70900349
Because in the rare cases that youre not attacked in level 5 Alexandrite is your best friend.

>>70900349
any option for fusing garnet and pearl?

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>>70900336
>One person chose Uncle Grandpa

That poor soul

>>70900336
>implying I couldn't beat Jasper

>>70900384
Nope, they just fuse into Alexandrite sadly.

>>70899304
Yellowtail, without the wizard beard

>>70900409
>Implying you could

>>70900377
Eh. I just had Pearl and sometimes Garnet carry that weight like they did for the last four chapters.

>>70900423
Don't forget that she doesn't even pull out a weapon and just punches the enemies.

>>70899451
god the A-10 is so shit, if only it had been an F-35

>>70900336
I like how the color palette on the pie chart is coincidentally similar to colors in the show.

>>70900449
But I'm stronger than her.

>>70900336
Welp, I'd fight Tumblr too

>>70900473
>A-10
>Shit
pick one and only one.

How can you hate a gun with wings?

>>70900440
yellowtail is paler shorter and blond

>>70900478
In what way?

>>70900478
Garnet, stop posting. We all know Pearl is the only one with REAL strength.

>>70900471
I think Rebecca is saving Alexandrites weapon for a battle, so she didn't want it to be spoilered in a game.

>>70900515
In the fake way.

>>70900478
Prove it.

>>70900499
go look up its combat record in desert storm where they had to ground them because they were all getting shot down

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I didn't hate the crossover as much as I expected
the unfunny pearl parts were made up for by the wealth of reaction images

>>70900511
Yes, and Greg is pink with pale tanlines

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>Younger Greg
Does this mean we get to see younger Fryman and His wife

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>>70900516
Hell yeah!

>>70900336
>http://strawpoll.me/4034919
Garnet, cause she has the best fight songs.
Song.
She had a really good fight song.

>Garnets laugh when she levels up
Goddamn, I love it.

>>70900552
I still don't understand how some of you didn't find Pearl's exaggerated reactions anything short of hilarious.

>>70900553
are you implying people can't get sunburnt?

>>70900499
The A-10 is my close air support waifu too, but we have to stay objective. They aren't perfect.

>>70900580
musclegirl is such an awful fetish

>>70900582
>Garnet: I'm made of lo-o-o-ove! Lo-o-o... *continues as she beats the shit out of you*

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>>70900539
I will now prove my strength by lifting two--count em', TWO--marshmallows.

>>70900017
Optimal build is max luck. Or it doesn't matter, either way I 100%ed it.

>>70900627
>You will never get knocked into a ship's power core by Garnet as she sings to you

Why even live?

Not that you WILL be living after you fight her, but...y'know.

>>70900627
It's a good thing I'm a masochist or else this would be really weird.

>>70899327
That's...a lot of arms.
I think I'd like that design with fewer arms.
It's pretty damn cool regardless, though.

>>70900565
>Younger Greg
I see why Rose chose Greg.
He was a fucking Pussy Magnet

>>70900696
Well, a 4 way fusion is gonna have 8 arms.
It reminds me of a Hindu God.

>>70900696
the temple gem has eight arms

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>>70900625
>musclegirl is such an awful fetish
You shut your fucking Mouth

>>70900729
5 way fusion.

>>70900668
>Garnet will never slaughter your town of gem civilians for the glory of Rose singing about happiness and joy the entire time

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>>70900599
Because some of us don't share your sense of humor or a 9 year old's. I liked the episode, but some moments were too much for my taste.

>>70900625
You're an awful fetish.

>>70900747
sorry, I really shouldn't ever insult anothers fetish

any could say the same for the things I like

>>70900729
Not necessarily, as Garnet demonstrates. Should I keep spoilering this? It doesn't feel like it happened long enough ago to not have to worry about spoilers. I dunno.

>>70900743
Oh shit, I forgot about that. Good point

>>70900743
I get the feeling that a lot of people never noticed that the temple has four hands framing the house, not two

>>70900336
Uncle Grandpa

That fucker puts up a good fight

>>70900789
woah you drew that?

that's awesome man, seriously I wish I could draw like that

>>70900473
If it had been an F-35 it would be back at base, getting redesigned.

>>70899327
>>70900696
>>70900743
Makes me wonder...when they finally show this massive fusion in the show, how will the animation budget handle it?

>>70900830
No. No I did not. I wish.

http://strawpoll.me/4035009

To any anons who have already beaten Attack the Light
I'm stuck on the second level of the red area where every room is "hidden"
Where the fuck do I go

>>70900850
oh...

but then why are you posting with a trip?

>>70900473
This would have been okay bait on /k/.

>>70900808
The more connected (or in love) the components, the more normal a fusion looks, like Garnet and Stevonnie.
Plus the temple has 8 arms.

>>70900854
Pull the screen in every direction, trial and error is the only way through that one.

>>70900336
Peridot

I don't wanna fight Connie because i'd seem like a dick for beating up a kid, and her boyfriend might come back with his powers and wreck my shit

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>>70900789
>Because some of us don't share your sense of humor or a 9 year old's

At least I don't got a goddamn fucking muscle fetish.

>>70900836
Kek Force One

>>70900864
the A-10fags on /k/ are really too much, its a pretty cool platform but its time has more than passed

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>>70900861
For reasons you'll never understand, appreciate, or care about. Have a Stevonnie.

>>70900837
They'll just get Jon Benjamin to do the voice and we'll all be too distracted to give a shit.

>>70900852
>http://strawpoll.me/4035009
Uncle Granporgy all the way

>>70900891
Can you guys imagine a nine-year old with a muscle fetish?

>>70900876
I'm pretty sure I've gone through every room doing that. It always leads to a dead end, perhaps there's just one wall I'm forgetting

>>70900909
So no reason then? You aren't actually an artist or anything, just an attention whore?

Well then, another trip for the filter.

>>70899151
Daily reminder that Steven farted and there's no gif of it.

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>>70900891
It's okay Anon, we know you have shit taste in fetishes

>>70900944
>Can you guys imagine a nine-year old with a muscle fetish
Oh ghad

>>70900962
Piss off, fartfuck

>>70900907
I have to reluctantly agree. Missiles ruined modern air combat, just like carriers ruined naval warfare. It's all boring bullshit now.

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>>70900944
I don't have to imagine. I had the internet ten years ago.

>>70900907
It's kind of like the M4. Sure, it's overdue for a replacement, but nothing has really came up that's worth the cost of replacing them all. They still work well, and it will take more than just a slight improvement or two to get rid of them.

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>>70900944
Yeah. I was one of them.

>>70900336
>people voted for Lapis
>people voted for Uncle Grampa

Literally a death wish.

>>70900947
You have to sweep one room at a time, maybe draw a map if you're having too much trouble.

>>70901007
>nip-bulges
Not on a Christian imageboard, you sinful child

>>70900539
Not him, but Peridot was out powered by Steven.
I'm stronger than a, what, 12 year old boy?

>>70901009
ANON, SPOILER THAT. PUT A TRIGGER WARNING OR SOMETHING, I ALMOST PASSED OUT.

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>>70900987
>carriers ruined naval warfare
that's where you're wrong, anti-ship missiles ruined naval warfare

now its just firing off missiles at targets beyond the visual horizon while missiles from enemies beyond the visual horizon fire missiles at you and you pray to god that the CIWS shoots it all down

>>70901008
>People want to fight a gem that can literally drown you against your will
>People want to fight a deity that can warp reality itself

Indeed, anon

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>>70901034
S-sorry.

>>70900985
>fartfuck
I just thought that part was funny and wanted a gif. Geez.

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>>70901044
Ain't war fun?

>>70901038
He's a pretty stronk 12-year old boy, though. He tore apart an arcade machine with his bare hands and broke a van's dashboard by punching it.

>>70901059
It's ok.

Just save it for /tg/

>>70901038
But we are talking about Jasper

Also
>but Peridot was out powered by Steven
I don't recall that at all.

>>70901056
Lapis can control the whole ocean, she is probably the most powerful gem, besides her fusion with jasper

So anyone else wonder why Peridot wanted to re-activate the kindergarden to begin with? Simple re-establishment of occupation? Or something more?

>>70901102
Maybe she wanted a place to fart in peace.

>>70901102
And what did she mean by the "cluster" she mentioned to Jasper?

>>70901075
naval combat has always been terrifying, note in that picture I posted the ship on the horizon is the one firing on the one in the background, think about what it must have been like to be there.

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>>70901095
Not enough Jasper saved to express my appreciation for the well built female figure.

>>70901099
He grabbed and block her disruptor. Which doesn't say much but he can still hold his own

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Can the Gems defeat Shocker's Kaijin forces?

>>70900336
Hm...Many people want to fight the SU fanbase and Tumblr...

I wonder why...

>>70901184
Nope. Maybe if they farted on them, there'd be a victory.

>>70900864
To be fair, everything is bait on /k/.

>>70901056
>>70901008
>>70900336
but anons you have to remember UG will probably be the most forgiving of them all to fight, depending on what you do another one of those choices may end up actually hurting you yes even tumblr but UG is a reality warping entity, nothing you could ever do could hurt him and hes so kind that he'd never go full force on anyone, plus he could just make it so you lost the will to fight even before the battle

>>70901184
>Kamen Rider
Ah yes. The /m/ equivalent to horse.

>>70900263
MOTHER 3 BUT WITH SU, I CAN ONLY GET SO HARD

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>>70901215
kill yourself

>>70901233
Why is Uncle Basedpa so based? I like him better than Steven.

>>70901237
go fuck yourself with a flaming cactus

did all the regular drawfags disappear?

>>70901275
>being this butthurt
You know it's true.

>>70901102
Gem-kind is engaged in a war with a new enemy, and they're losing. Peridot was trying to -re-activate one of the few standing kindergardens remaining, in a last-ditch effort to build forces.

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>>70901184
>Using my edit.
>MFW

>>70901233
But what if he woke up on the wrong side of the bed that morning?

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>>70899164

>>70901292
I'm afraid so my African American. I stopped visiting for the threads for a little bit and when I came back, they were all gone. Did a purge happen?

>>70901317
>UG: BAD MORNING! *REKTS UR SHIT*

Give me something to draw.

>>70901333
No, most of them either went to tumblr/don't namefag anymore

Scribble drops by sometimes to take requests

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>>70901245
But the real question is:

Who could Lucas beat in Steven Universe?

>>70901333
Scribble returns on occasion.
Bone is busy making a children's book
We still have Niko and a few others though.

>>70901233
I watched something like 3 UG episodes
In one of them a kid was playing space emperor, and UG tried to vaporize him with a dematerializing pistol, or something like that.

I'm not going one on one against someone who tried to kill a kid in cold blood.

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>>70901317
im sure he has some cosmic fail safe to prevent him from destroying the multiverse if he's ever in a bad mood and if he doesn't he can just put it back the way it was before he destroyed it and no one would even know

>>70900645

What the fuck does luck even do?

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>>70901292
What makes you a regular anyway?

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so, did rose create steven out of genuine love for greg / desire for a child, or was it part of a plan to create a human/gem hybrid who would be able to defend the earth and defeat the homeworld?

>>70901368
Lapis getting hot and bothered watching a human drink water

>>70901184
Probably.
but if Greg was a Rider it'd probably really piss him off that the Gems are gettin' all up in his business and putting Steven in Danger of Shocker retaliation.

>>70901302
I buy it.

>>70901368
Connie and Steven post-coitus

>>70901368
Greg in underwear.

>>70901309
you got a site bro?

>>70901395
Critical hit

>>70900336
>Someone actually wanting to fight Alexandrite
Da fuk dood

>>70901184
>Greg is ichigo/nigo
>Not Todoroki.

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Why was this song so perfect?
Seeing calm and quiet Garnet just straight up saying "I'm so much better" to her enemy was oddly satisfying.

>>70901379
Lars

>>70901379
>His PK his literally named Love
Gee, what do you think?

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>>70901368
Pearl Dressed like a Dancer Nobody

>>70901408
Love

Garnet was able to dodge and break this ati-gem thing and she isn't part human.

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>>70901441
I don't know what you mean, if you liked the art well i didn't make it, the right boot had the treads covered by a image of stevens hair, i just fixed it as much as i could.

>>70901430
>Greg is trans and not white.
I fucking called it!

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>>70901430
No.

>>70901408
Until proven otherwise, I'm going to believe it was the former, which led neatly into the latter.
>This human male is a pretty cool guy! I wonder if there's some way I can use this to aid the effort in defending the earth?

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>>70901392
>UG is The King of All Cosmos

>>70901389
He didn't get vaporized, just teleported to another dimension due to a misunderstanding

>>70901379
I never completed Mother 3, I got stuck in the Lightning tower, grinding
How strong is he?

>>70901489
Why not?

>>70901372
Do you guys remember how many drawfags we had at one time? It was a ridiculous amount

>>70899151

>implying you can comprehend the form of pearl's atttack

>>70901444
all I have to do is force some food down its throat and it would explode

>>70901430

>trans
>nonwhite
>despite the fact that Greg is canonically a normal white heterosexual male

I really want to believe that tumblr puts out this kind of horseshit as part of one big joke at everyone else's expense, but then I remember that, no, this is real. This is real and tumblrites are really like this.

And that's how I know that God isn't real.

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so, i tried to gently explain that the UG dressed as rose wasn't a transmisogynistic joke, and now everyones like "well it could still be interpreted that way by a young kid who wants to dress like that etc"
and now i just feel bad because unfortunately that is true and now i just feel dissappointed....
but at the same time, then, couldn't every joke be taken badly in some light? i am so confused

>>70901451
Estelle's singing/rapping was great and I love it when Garnet gets arrogant.

>>70901491
He's not very strong.

Who do you want to fight beside you?

http://strawpoll.me/4035180

>>70901430
To be fair, I think Greg is meant to be Jewish. Whether or not you consider Jewish to be non-white, whatever

But I think it's actually fucked up to say that someone looks obviously trans

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>The Crystal Gems have been on the planet for 5000 years.

>They never heard of Uncle Grandpa.

>>70899233
I know, right? I was rereading the talkback sticky for The Return/Jailbreak and everyone's over the top reaction to Garnet getting defused was fucking hysterical.

>>70901430
Gender stereotypes are a socially constructed and toxic tool of the patriarchy.

BUT I GUESS IF A MAN HAS LONG HAIR THAT MEANS HE'S TRANS, RIGHT TUMBLR?

>>70901451
>weeaboo
get out

>>70901462
Hmmm...I dunno.

>>70901461
This anon's right, though. Lars has no chance against Lucas.

>>70900336

Steven is the best choice because he is very pacifistic. Every other character can easily murder you without even trying, except for Peridot assuming she doesn't have any weapons. Uncle Grandpa is also pacifistic, but if you somehow manage to piss off Uncle Grandpa, then you better pray that he kills you quickly.

>>70901531
I'm more disturbed by Greg dressed as Rose because of Maximum Capacity.

>>70901379

Claus

>>70899304
Where'd you get that cap from?

>>70901558
Uncle Grandpa exists in another part of the CN multiverse

>>70901574

who are you quoting?

>>70901528
>>70901556
>>70901564
Was there any proof that he's white and a hetero sexual man?

>>70901528
>trans as not normal

listen that post is bullshit but you're an idiot

>>70901451
>I'm so much better
>go ahead and try to hit me if you are able
>you are just mad cus you are single
>we will always be twice the gem that you are
>I'm stronger than you

It was perfect because it was pure sass.

>>70901633
Steven

>>70901558
Well it's been established that the Gems are complete dumbasses.

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>>70899332
Garnet is always so hot in these

>>70901638
Trans isn't fucking normal how can you not decide your fucking gender what are you some fucking retard?

>>70901633
Theres that fat kid always trailing at his ankles calling him dad.

>>70901531
>couldn't every joke be taken badly in some light?

Everything that exists is taken badly by someone somewhere. Jokes, books, music, air, flowers, the color red. Doesn't matter what it is, somebody is triggered by it.

That's why trying to appease these people is the single most retarded thing anyone that creates something can do. You will never make them happy. They will never be satisfied. Even if you follow their guidelines to the letter, they will still bitch and they will still find new things to be outraged by.

The only way to win is not to play.

>>70901638
This. Being Trans is as normal as passing gas.

>>70901552
Who the hell chose tumblr!?

>>70901626
The faggot who like that nigger hip hop weeaboo trash song.