"You Cannot Grasp the True Form of Pearl" Edition
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Sorry for the mod scare, had to remake it to put in the subject.
Why is Greg so fucking based?
That song made me fucking cry, dude.
today I looked up the talkback thread for when mirror gem/ocean gem premiered. anyways that's all i wanted to say, bye
Xth for the Maheswarans finding out about Stevonnie.
Where are you?
We gotta go to Homeworld now
>>That song made me fucking cry, dude.
That song fucking sucked. It was almost as bad the the Couch Steven song.
Best songs = Stronger than you and the Too Many Steven's song.
The Many Faces of Pearl:
I trust him because he wears a doublejacket
Why is everyone here telling lies about me??
Want a free depleted uranium nose job, Jasper?
It depends on what they're fighting. Physically, Amethyst is stronger than Pearl, however Pearl is the best technical fighter on the team, which makes her better at fighting humanoid opponents.
Kinda reminds me of a cross between rhythm heaven fever and this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EW2eSXXEaFs
As long as you don't mind massive friendly casualties and blighting your own land in the process, not to mention you'd have to kill with sheer force as I doubt gems would suffer from radiation poisoning.
>sword swipes that project waves of destruction
>sword wielding arms that can extend for miles
>an indestructible shield
>vines coming up from the ground and enveloping enemies
>wounds healed by her lacrimal essence
>a wip hidden in there somewhere
That's borderline existential terror. No wonder she became the Hindu god of destruction.
oh my christ, it's the golden ratio.
They composed that shot like a classical goddamn painting
Amethyst best gem
look at this fucking face
this is not the face of someone who sorted everything out after that montage
that is the mile long stare of someone who's taken one step closer to the edge.
I thought Amy kind of sucked at first, to be honest. She was way too weak for how much her basic attack costs.
Throw a few levels into STR and give her the badge that lights shit on fire, though, and she really starts to clean house. Goddamn.
Not fapping to this was never an option.
Is Steven going to master the Spin? That could make for interesting shield throws.
I can hear the bossfight music
It's like Shadow of the Colossus soundtrack with more violin and light piano
>your troops somehow manage to ensnare her
>arms bound, unable to use her weapons
>she drops to one knee, and you know you have this won
>she opens her mouth and begins vomiting forth a withing blue stream
>hundreds or even thousands of tiny holographic copies of herself
>all of them punching and whipping and stabbing
The Diamonds were right to fear her.
Promise to release the finished version only if Misha gets himself banned.
Man this game is nice, but it got boring fast. As soon as I finish level 5 I'll lend it to my sister.
>unironic gender discussion
ironicallythis phrase triggers me
I've seen it happen.
Old /hsg/ had one of the lengthiest UGDs I've ever seen.
There was also this gem from /vp/.
Yes anon. Despite being on /co/ there are anons right now who haven't seen every /co/ related movie to be made.
I haven't seen it, and if his frame were bigger, I'd assume it was from one of the Hulk movies.
Oh anon you know that will never happen.
Who would you fight?
>One person chose Uncle Grandpa
That poor soul
Eh. I just had Pearl and sometimes Garnet carry that weight like they did for the last four chapters.
Don't forget that she doesn't even pull out a weapon and just punches the enemies.
I didn't hate the crossover as much as I expected
the unfunny pearl parts were made up for by the wealth of reaction images
Does this mean we get to see younger Fryman and His wife
I will now prove my strength by lifting two--count em', TWO--marshmallows.
>musclegirl is such an awful fetish
You shut your fucking Mouth
Because some of us don't share your sense of humor or a 9 year old's. I liked the episode, but some moments were too much for my taste.
You're an awful fetish.
Not necessarily, as
Garnetdemonstrates. Should I keep spoilering this? It doesn't feel like it happened long enough ago to not have to worry about spoilers. I dunno.
Oh shit, I forgot about that. Good point
>Because some of us don't share your sense of humor or a 9 year old's
At least I don't got a goddamn fucking muscle fetish.
For reasons you'll never understand, appreciate, or care about. Have a Stevonnie.
It's okay Anon, we know you have shit taste in fetishes
I don't have to imagine. I had the internet ten years ago.
It's kind of like the M4. Sure, it's overdue for a replacement, but nothing has really came up that's worth the cost of replacing them all. They still work well, and it will take more than just a slight improvement or two to get rid of them.
Yeah. I was one of them.
>carriers ruined naval warfare
that's where you're wrong, anti-ship missiles ruined naval warfare
now its just firing off missiles at targets beyond the visual horizon while missiles from enemies beyond the visual horizon fire missiles at you and you pray to god that the CIWS shoots it all down
naval combat has always been terrifying, note in that picture I posted the ship on the horizon is the one firing on the one in the background, think about what it must have been like to be there.
Not enough Jasper saved to express my appreciation for the well built female figure.
Can the Gems defeat Shocker's Kaijin forces?
but anons you have to remember UG will probably be the most forgiving of them all to fight, depending on what you do another one of those choices may end up actually hurting you
yes even tumblrbut UG is a reality warping entity, nothing you could ever do could hurt him and hes so kind that he'd never go full force on anyone, plus he could just make it so you lost the will to fight even before the battle
Gem-kind is engaged in a war with a new enemy, and they're losing. Peridot was trying to -re-activate one of the few standing kindergardens remaining, in a last-ditch effort to build forces.
But the real question is:
Who could Lucas beat in Steven Universe?
I watched something like 3 UG episodes
In one of them a kid was playing space emperor, and UG tried to vaporize him with a dematerializing pistol, or something like that.
I'm not going one on one against someone who tried to kill a kid in cold blood.
im sure he has some cosmic fail safe to prevent him from destroying the multiverse if he's ever in a bad mood
and if he doesn't he can just put it back the way it was before he destroyed it and no one would even know
so, did rose create steven out of genuine love for greg / desire for a child, or was it part of a plan to create a human/gem hybrid who would be able to defend the earth and defeat the homeworld?
Why was this song so perfect?
Seeing calm and quiet Garnet just straight up saying "I'm so much better" to her enemy was oddly satisfying.
I don't know what you mean, if you liked the art well i didn't make it, the right boot had the treads covered by a image of stevens hair, i just fixed it as much as i could.
Until proven otherwise, I'm going to believe it was the former, which led neatly into the latter.
>This human male is a pretty cool guy! I wonder if there's some way I can use this to aid the effort in defending the earth?
>UG is The King of All Cosmos
He didn't get vaporized, just teleported to another dimension due to a misunderstanding
I never completed Mother 3, I got stuck in the Lightning tower, grinding
How strong is he?
>despite the fact that Greg is canonically a normal white heterosexual male
I really want to believe that tumblr puts out this kind of horseshit as part of one big joke at everyone else's expense, but then I remember that, no, this is real. This is real and tumblrites are really like this.
And that's how I know that God isn't real.
so, i tried to gently explain that the UG dressed as rose wasn't a transmisogynistic joke, and now everyones like "well it could still be interpreted that way by a young kid who wants to dress like that etc"
and now i just feel bad because unfortunately that is true and now i just feel dissappointed....
but at the same time, then, couldn't every joke be taken badly in some light? i am so confused
To be fair, I think Greg is meant to be Jewish. Whether or not you consider Jewish to be non-white, whatever
But I think it's actually fucked up to say that someone looks obviously trans
>The Crystal Gems have been on the planet for 5000 years.
>They never heard of Uncle Grandpa.
Steven is the best choice because he is very pacifistic. Every other character can easily murder you without even trying, except for Peridot assuming she doesn't have any weapons.
Uncle Grandpa is also pacifistic, but if you somehow manage to piss off Uncle Grandpa, then you better pray that he kills you quickly.
>I'm so much better
>go ahead and try to hit me if you are able
>you are just mad cus you are single
>we will always be twice the gem that you are
>I'm stronger than you
It was perfect because it was pure sass.
>couldn't every joke be taken badly in some light?
Everything that exists is taken badly by someone somewhere. Jokes, books, music, air, flowers, the color red. Doesn't matter what it is, somebody is triggered by it.
That's why trying to appease these people is the single most retarded thing anyone that creates something can do. You will never make them happy. They will never be satisfied. Even if you follow their guidelines to the letter, they will still bitch and they will still find new things to be outraged by.
The only way to win is not to play.
>tfw panicking at the mere sight of them
>remember Demyx's Nobodies were the dancers
DANCE WATER DANCE
Because he has heavily sunburned caucasian skin and physical features, and had sex with a woman enough times to produce viable offspring.
Trans is NOT normal. It's pretty much the definition of abnormal.
I was thinking the same thing when reading about whitewashing in Big Hero 6
Rewatching the series with my brother and we both noticed this. Now I know we've seen weapons scattered around before, the strawberry field comes to mind.
But that is a really big sword.
I loved that island.
I purposefully ate the stuff.
Because people keep asking me why I had a problem with last night’s Steven Universe, here’s a real story from my life:
When I was little, I saw the movie Aladdin, and all my friends laughed when Genie dressed up like a cheerleader. And I learned that men who wear dresses are ridiculous.
Then I watched The Lion King, and all my friends laughed when Timon dresses in drag and does the hula. And I learned that men who wear dresses are a joke.
Then I watched Johnny Bravo, and all my friends laughed when he (and other men) dressed up like girls to cheat at softball. And I learned that men who wear dresses are wrong.
And since everyone was telling me I was a boy, whenever I wanted to wear dresses (which was all the time), I pushed those feelings down.
Because keeping it a secret and hating myself was better than people laughing every time they saw me.
So I stayed in the closet until my mid-twenties. Not wanting to be a joke was a big reason. Nobody wants to be laughed at for who they are.
So please, believe me when I say that when kids see a man-in-a-dress joke in a cartoon it can really mess up their lives.
The current theory is that Blue Diamond came to Earth for some reason -likely to get revenge for White Diamond's defeat- and the Crystal Gems, weakened by the previous war, were forced to make a super fusion in order to fend off the attack.
This flows seamlessly into the theory that when she was defeated, Blue Diamond somehow nuked Earth, killing all the Gems that Rose was unable to protect with her shield.
What do you think of trans girl Steven, /co/?
>well it could still be interpreted that way by a young kid who wants to dress like that etc
No, they're just overly sensitive and know that they can raise havoc over the internet and someone will listen.
I have yet to see, and please point me to a news article addressing it, someone who was deeply affected as a kid by seeing Homer, bugs bunny or a comedian dress in drag. And I mean an article or big case before the internet went mainstream.
Where do you get the last orange gem for World 3-2? I'm at the last boss (I think.) but I want to 100% all my past worlds before I fight them. Also I'm one red gem short so if you know anywhere to get them please tell me.
>tfw super hyper gem fusion of a shit ton of gems
>its pretty much Vajra Asura
Why is it that tumblr is so obsessed with the fucking sexual orientation of fictional characters like its their only god damn identity trait, for fucks sake they're two dimensional but not that fucking two dimensional.
Jesus fucking christ!
>First it was armor
>Then there was race
>Now its trans gender and Dumblr
I had a dream where the Gems travel to Homeworld and we discover that Yellow Diamond is the core of the planet and it's a man. And that was the end of the dream.
So Yellow Diamond will be Chakravartin?
willemite is a silicate and minor ore of zinc that is found in a wide range of colors. The stone is notable due to its ability to fluoresce, or glow, in its case a bright green, under UV light, and moreso for the fact that it can continue to glow for some time after the UV source is removed, a quality known as phosphorescence. Willemite is named after William I, the king of the Netherlands
I DREW A THING FOR THE WIND WAKER REPAINTED STREAM
Well, I think some people are sick of that stuff for the same reason they got sick of
ponies, because they personally didn't want to have to see that stuff all the time, but they were no longer able to talk about other things/take part in other threads/etc. without people bringing it up.
I mean, a person has a right to their dislikes as much as their likes, you know?