/sug/ Steven Universe General

>>70893849
man I need a gif or an image of the Sadie-lars ship sinking. That uncle based pa episode was awesome.

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posting lap laz

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for
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>>70893849

5th for HG SU

The Bloodbath
Jenny severely injures Peedee and leaves him to die.
Mr. Gus snaps Buck Dewey's neck.

Day 1
Garnet cannot handle the circumstances and commits suicide.

Night 1
Jasper shoots an arrow at Jenny, but misses and kills Pearl instead.

Day 2
Mayor Dewey begs for Jenny to kill him. She reluctantly obliges, killing Mayor Dewey.
Uncle Grandpa sets an explosive off, killing Peridot.

Night 2
Greg, Jasper, and Kiki get into a fight. Jasper triumphantly kills them both.

Day 3
Connie attempts to climb a tree, but falls to her death.

Night 3
Jasper overpowers Sour Cream, killing him.
Sadie dies from hypothermia.

Day 4
No deaths occurred.

Night 4
Steven cannot handle the circumstances and commits suicide.

Day 5
Uncle Grandpa unknowingly eats toxic berries.

Night 5
Lars forces Hopper to kill Rose or Mr. Gus. She refuses to kill, so Lars kills her instead.

Day 6
Rose sets Mr. Smiley on fire with a molotov.

Night 6
Rose, Jasper, and Lion get into a fight. Lion triumphantly kills them both.

The Feast
Nanafua tracks down and kills Lion.
Ronaldo falls into a frozen lake and drowns.

Day 7
Jenny severely injures Lars and leaves him to die.
Amethyst dies from an infection.

Night 7
No deaths occurred.

Day 8
Jenny stabs Nanafua while her back is turned.
Mr. Gus falls into a pit and dies.
The winner is Jenny from District 10!

>>70893873
thank mr skeltal

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http://www.toonzone.net/forums/cartoon-network-boomerang-cartoon-forum/429591-cartoon-network-april-2015-premiere-info.html#.VR7-7fnF-So

>Pearl will never strut around in a pair of torn daisy dukes.

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nth for perfect wife.

Young Greg's face looks like stevonnie's

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nth for I have nothing of interest to say, I just want to post images.

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>>70893907

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I like Lion Lickers.

STEVONNIE A BEST

>>70893950
Yes they look like Steven

>>70893934
Requesting Jasper as a Police Officer
Inspiered by >>70893867

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>>70893910

>Jenny severely injures Peedee and leaves him to die.
>Jenny severely injures Lars and leaves him to die.
>Jenny stabs Nanafua while her back is turned.

Jesus that's fucking cold.

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I love Lapidot art.

>>70893910
This wasn't funny the first time

Huh. Greg looks really really young in that. How long were he and Rose together?

>>70893969
You would.

>>70893946

Amethyst transforming as Pearl is pretty fucking hot!

>>70893969
Me too,fuck cookie cats

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>>70893934
betch plz

>>70893982
well, she did say she was the evil twin

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SU x Filthyfrank crossover when?

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>>70893942
Arists really tried selling Peridot as the victim after Joy Ride.

>>70893969
Too fuckin edge

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>>70893969
Wonder what those taste like?

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blue gloomy

waifu rating: hanako/10

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arrow amazon

waifu rating: not too shabby

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>>70893968

>>70894036

Steven, grow the fuck up.

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Nth for true love.

>>70893990
But it's not.
Only backwater shitholes like Canada say it is.

>I am unironically replying to a tripfag
What am I doing?

>>70893968

Absolutey fucking glorious OC

>>70894062
the angstiest, most precious waifu

>>70893990

>this tripfag

Are you a grill?

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>>70893907

here's the updated version

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>>70894086
>implying Pearl isn't the bad guy in that scene

>>70893910
>Rose, Jasper, and Lion get into a fight. Lion triumphantly kills them both.

Damn, lion

>Rose Quartz ran off with a long-haired rockstar and got pregnant

It's like every parent from the 70s nightmare

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>>70894062

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garnet bros ww@

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>>70894055
Like these

>>70894087
Best thing about Pearl is she's a mom you can fuck

http://en.inkei.net/vagina/a/Lapis!Jasper!20150403

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>>70894135
I'm sorry, dude.
But the correct term is Hephebe-something.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utULCVro9kk

Holy shit, Greg has a perfect voice for hairmetal power ballads.

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>>70894131
>Water gem drowns

>>70894125

You got to kill what you got to kill. His mother was also a warrior, but yet understanding. How is he going to grow stronger, if he continues to be a pussy? The other crystal gems had to fight back as well.

>>70894157
:O Onion's dad was in the band too?!

artemispanthar.tumblr.com/post/115362950552/x-not-sure-if-anyone-has-posted-about-this-yet

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>>70893849
>dat song

Why is Greg so perfect?

>>70894157
Someone draw lewds asap

>>70893990

If it's gonna be a law there better be a clear fucking line and not leave it up to a jury of old hicks and prudes. I'm talking about a phone-book sized list of what characters are okay to draw and which ones aren't and exactly what can be drawn and what can't be if you're going to be chucking people into jail and wrecking lives over it. No ambiguity.

>>70894157
guess that explains Sour Cream's interest in music

>>70894000
Assuming Steven is 10 and the show takes place in 2015, then Rose died in 2005. Greg's musical style is reminiscent of the late 80s/early 90s, but he could just be behind the times. Around 10-15 years-ish. That puts Greg in his 40s somewhere, which seems about right.

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>>70894124

here's the updated version

Rose got murdercocked. Does that mean Pearl got murdercucked?

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>>70894131
>>70894188
The first thing she does is become the first one to die, and in water of all things.

You can't make this shit up.

So what is this show and why should I watch it? I've had who knows how many people tell me it's "THE GREATEST THING EVER" and how "unique and original" it is which instantly turns me off from something. So is it what people make it out to be?

>>70893988

>guess who's turnt
>turnt

What?

>Wallace

If this is a reference to something, I'm not getting it.

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>>70894167

>>70894131
bad luck lappy

>>70894135
>tripfag
>stupid shitty opinions as always
why are trips even a thing

>>70894226
:^|

>>70894245

NO!

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>>70894235
Hay it was either that or more imprisonment.

Her character is made for suffering

>>70894236
give it a try and see for yourself, it's not the greatest thing ever (nothing is), but I like it

Lapis for next CG 2015

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>>70894192
>You got to kill what you got to kill.
That is true, but Peridot didn't have to be killed.

Thinking win-win is not "being a pussy". Steven sees the best possible futures and works to to achieve them while the other CG are too jaded to see.

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>>70894268
>>70894270

>>70894211
This. This shit especially when it comes to dudes because nerds believe men come in fat neckbeard like myself or meatheads.

>friend agrees to nude model for me
>he's 20 and an asian manlet and extremely twinkish
>almost get thrown in jail for this
>dude had to go to the police and prove he was 20 with his ID

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>>70894270

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>>70894245
Like a cheap French harlot.

>>70894291
Alright I'll give it a try. That's honestly the kind of response I was looking.

>>70894243
I was confused too. Someone once said something about the strip being a reference to Scott Pilgrim vs the Universe, but I've never read it.

Daily reminder that beauty comes in all shapes and sizes, except one.

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>Jasper will never be your mom

>>70894318
Jesus didn't die for this

>>70894157
Hold on where's this from?

>>70894347
Good, cause I actually want to fuck her.

>>70894322
that pic
always fucking farnsworths voice in my head

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>>70894345
Forgot pic

>>70894299

So, you're telling me? Peridot, the one that reported the whole thing and coming to earth with an army to destroy everything is fair? And she gets a free pass? I don't think so.

>>70894357
>rose didn't die for this

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>This fucker can warp reality
>He visits children

Hide yo' kids, hide yo' wife

>>70894195
looks more like sour cream's biological dad

>>70894401
So can Santa

>>70894347
Like Rose, she wouldn't be able to exist at the same time as you, being that she'd have given up her physical form to bring you into the world.

And you'd have a crystal for a nose.

>>70894379
Too bad that art is fucking ugly.

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>>70894270
It must be done.

http://en.inkei.net/vagina/a/Ruby!Sapphire!20150403

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>>70894318
>>70894245

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaSTcCUFBRo&list=PLegyzbptUKNztoGJZgDqg0rNO3wq57vjp&index=22

Wonder if we see Lapis before the next series finale

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>>70894395
What if Rose DID die for this? What if she made Steven specifically so that he could successfully reproduce with Pearl?

>>70893989
I want more of short stack Pearl.

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>>70894347
>wanting to fuck your mom

Does this sound okay or is it cringey?

If you're good and trying to stop our fun
You can count on the four of us taking you down
Cause we're bad and good guys never beat us
We'll kick your butt and then go out for pizzas

We are the homeworld gems
We'll always have our way
And if you think we can't
We'll punch you in the face
That's why the people of this world
Run from
Jasper Peridot Lapis
And Onion

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Post F to pay respects.

>>70894299
Cold, jaded and dead inside is the best to be when dealing with an enemy. Steven's going to get bit by being too trusting.

>>70894430
Her true form

Anyone beat Attack the Light yet? I've 100% each area but I'm still missing one of the badges and its killing me inside.

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>>70894466
F

So did Amethyst absorb his cool?

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>>70894466
F

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>>70894442
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwKEz6omi-Q

Extendeds are better

>>70894442
If she doesn't join the main cast by S3 I'll just fucking kill myself

https://youtu.be/ivl_Wj6zi9E

>>70894370
Toonzone

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hard fluff

waifu rating: taken

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>>70894443
Rose is sick

>>70894437
>top
>kek

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Based Gashi. And yes, there is some tumblr ass pain over this picture.

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>>70894465

>>70894430
>that 'that's not my baby!'
can I read into that or was that just the extra goofiness of the episode

>>70894157
So, any predictions? How did he die? Was it Greg's fault?

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Classy gems becuz fuk u

>>70894211

I'd be fine with drawn stuff just being a few thousand bucks fine and maybe 30 days in jail, label it as obscenity so they don't get they don't get their ass kicked by the other inmates and don't make it a crime that puts them on the registry. Enough of a penalty to discourage the shit but not enough to wreck someone's life over something that's ultimately nowhere near as bad as the real thing.

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>>70894388
I didn't say the CG should rebuild the Galaxy Warp and send Peridot on her way back to Homeworld with a report on all Earth's gem and human defensive capabilities. I'm saying that there are other options than executing prisoners in this case and that hope doesn't make one a pussy.

>>70894548
it wasn't canon, read into that you might as well read into crewniverse fan art

>>70894524
well it looks weird as shit

>>70894548
What you can read into it being is that Pearl considers herself to be Steven's mother

>>70894548
people say the same thing about pets you know. it's not something to look into.

>>70894524
That Garnet is nowhere near negroid enough, I gotta agree with Tumblr in this case.

>>70894524
Man, first Gashi picture I do not like.
His style doesn't work here at all.

>>70894524
Well at least they got everyone's proportions right

>>70894482
more likely digested.
she will excrete it, eventually.

What did you guys think of the UG crossover?

Half of me thought it was ridiculously obnoxious with the 4th wall breaking and jabs at the fans but the other half enjoyed the fuck out of the episode because of those things.

>>70894576
thats what I meant
I like thing

>>70894551
Why is pearl Kabuki?

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>>70894551
>Amy's dress that short
>classy
That's Jerry Springer tier trashy. She could at least have a high slit or stockings like a proper lady.

>>70894566
Go fuck yourself, dude.

They.

Are.

DRAWINGS.

>>70894489
"things that aren't my baby" for 500!

>>70894482
Fusion. See how Amy is now equipped with sunglasses? Wait a few hours, and they will separate in the bathroom.

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>>70894524
>tiny Pearl nose

>>70894605

>She's going to take a shit on your face

>>70894081
Opal is the hottest fusion, at least of the ones we've seen so far.

Maybe Pearl and Garnet together would be hot.

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Wouldn't /ss/ becoming canon be the most progressive thing in the show? Why is tumblr against it then?

>>70894640
The second I saw Uncle G's head fly out of the cannon and write April Fools I knew the show staff were screwing with people.

>>70894566
But why though?

>>70894524
damn, that is some good fanart

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>>70894524

>large tits on Amethyst

YES PLEASE!

>>70894640
Basically the same for me.

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>>70894680
Also possibly illegal in many countries CN broadcasts in. Expect it never.

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>>70894710
Sure thing buddy.

>>70894680
/ss/fags don't actually want their crack ship to be canon do they?

>>70894680
/ss/ isn't progressive, it's rape.

>>70893849
damn greg is /mu/ as fuck

>>70894675
Pearl doesn't eat. Nothing would come out.

>>70894680
The only thing keeping me happy in these threads is knowing that /ss/fags will never get their dream.

>>70894566
yeah, that's fucking stupid. shit, we should also fine people for drawing murder and rape. those are illegal to do too right?

>>70894734
>someone getting their eyes stabbed with a fork it's suddenly ok because it's a drawing
Yeah.
Fuck, we encourage that shit.
Do you even watch TV/Movies?

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>>70894752

>>70894734
>And if a kid (or anyone who isn't labled as an accomplished artist) draws two O's with a dot in the middle or someone getting their eyes stabbed with a fork it's suddenly ok because it's a drawing?
Are you saying we should fine people for drawing violence?

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>>70894738
Amethyst best gem

>>70894761
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Good news, everyone!

Connie is going to adore Steven's "little gem". Though it looks like Steven is going to be scared and confused for the whole ordeal.

http://en.inkei.net/vagina/a/Steven_Universe!connie_maheswaran!20150403
Seriously, how eerie is it that they got pink and black?

>>70894468
That's an overly simplistic way of looking at the world. Humanity got where it is today by gradually cooperating more, not ceaselessly slitting each others throats the moment an excuse arises. But that doesn't mean turning one's back on possible threats either. History has been a process of humans tentatively opening up themselves to greater degrees of trust in one another. We all know a world where everyone thinks win-win and serves a greater good is a good one, so we strive for it by adding a touch of hope to our pragmatic nature.

Steven has hope. If you think he isn't pragmatic enough then that's just because he knows he is just a kid and can only try to balance out the lack of hope of the other CG.

Huh
Older Steven looks like he ends up bigger than Greg at that age then

>>70894738
>Hey Steven i got something Pearl could never show you

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Space Hippie

waifu rating: actual mommy issues

>>70894803
DAMN IT you know what fuck it

>>70894793

>tfw kinky transformation sex
>tfw dick sucking lips for her to swallow all your cum
>tfw she will leave you dry

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Tiny Miracle Amiibo when?

>>70894810
We also know your future.
http://en.inkei.net/vagina/a/Anonymous!Rosey_Palmer!20150403

>>70894810
>9 times for Connie
>not even once for Steven
How the heck

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>>70894793
No

>>70894734
>And if a kid (or anyone who isn't labled as an accomplished artist) draws two O's with a dot in the middle or someone getting their eyes stabbed with a fork it's suddenly ok because it's a drawing?
Yes, you moron.

Problem with actually stabbing someone in the face with a fork is obvious, so I don't even need to go into it.

What exactly it the issue with drawing someone getting stabbed?

Also, who gets to decide who is or is not an 'accomplished artist'?

Why do they get a pass at all?

Because now you're delving into how to correctly label something as artistic, which is a whole new can of worms, not to mention the obvious:

What is the difference between an artist drawing something and a non artist drawing the same thing?

Are you sure you aren't retarded?

>>70894850
The Murdercock genes got passed down clearly.

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>>70894810
Maybe Steven just doesn't have the ability

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>>70893988
So do I

It is the cutest

>>70894850
He has trouble getting his weapon out on command.

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>>70894524
> And yes, there is some tumblr ass pain over this picture.
>there is some tumblr ass pain over this picture
>there is some tumblr ass pain

well duh

i wonder how many young trans girls learned that they were a joke tonight

>>70894847
Yeah, it's called watching HBO.
>half the shit that happens in shows like Game of Thrones and the Walking Dead
>the general audience eats it up

Time to welcome you in my filter though.

>>70894036
I agree that Peridot isn't so innocent but it's hardly like the CG to just kill her. They'd probably just keep her prisoner to get information from her.

>>70894680
the way you talk almost sounds like you forgot this is a show for children, and we don't show children having sex with older women on Saturday mornings. I suppose you are trolling, but damn, that's the kind of dumb shit that made the bronies what they are today, and they are nasty

>>70894793
>short
>chubby
>vulgar
>hates being judged by people more than anything else
>steals cheese packets out of mac&cheese boxes
She reminds me too much of my sister.

>>70894850
Steven inherited the murdercock.

>>70894810

Oh my god...

>>70894850
Connie is exhausted before he reaches his peak
Steven is left confused and wondering what the big deal was

>>70894888
i bet SU crew will redeem themselves by confirming lars to be a trans dude and everyone will eat it up, da:i style

>>70894896
Ah, you're trolling.

My mistake for taking you seriously.

>>70894899
Stop trying to fuck your sister, Anon.

>>70894897
/ss/ is a meme.
Are you retarded or can't see through irony?
Nobody fucking expects actual /ss/ on a CN show.
How stupid can you be?

>>70894920
I mean, that’s cool and all, but it doesn’t really solve the problem. Trans women are pretty much always a joke on TV, while trans dudes (the rare times they even exist) are usually pretty sympathetic, so even if they did exactly what you’d said, it still feeds into the issue. If, say Connie or Sadie were confirmed as transgirls, that might help a bit.

>>70894219
Steven seems older than 10. I'd say he's 12, nearing his 13th birthday.

>>70894920
>da:i
Dragon Age: Inquisition I assume?

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>>70894834
>mfw this show could literally not be over 'till the fat lady sings

>>70894810
He's actually just using his fingers, he's too huge otherwise

>>70894920
Choo choo

>>70894947
no, yeah, im pretty sure “redeem” is in implied scare quotes here but I agree

>>70894936

Get that weak shit out of here!

>>70894867

I see a dick in there.

How many of you have completed the game?

Where's Misha when you need him?
We should pit these two tripfags to fight against each other.
The brawl of the retards.

>>70894867
"This is the happiest I've seen Pearl in Years"

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>>70894810
Damn, I knew Connie had a thing for boys with magical destinies, but damn.

>>70894845

His weak as fuck!

>>70894203
reminds me of Rhythm Heaven. especially Fever

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>>70894936

>>70894974
It's just Garnet's.

>>70894991
I just realized it.
Also, I don't filter people.

You still haven't answered any of my questions, which makes me think you aren't seriously trying have a discussion.

Which means you were trolling.,

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Who does everyone in SU main with?

I miss Snake so much.

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>>70894810

>>70894988
I still can't believe talking the fucker down gave zero experience, I should have just killed him.

>>70894871
It's not about the drawing. Drawings can't hurt people. It's ideas and shit that you find okay to do that can. Drawing pedophilia enforces the idea that pedophilia is okay to an audience.

You can have your weird kink and be smart about it obviously. Plenty of people don't go fucking it up for other people have like it. As long as it's not in the realm of the public and is restricted to those who won't act upon their urges by all means draw Steven and Pearl in missionary position while Amethyst pegs Garnet or whatever you please. Just know that it's looked down upon by the general populace because kids shouldn't be having sex or have the idea to have sex that early.

>>70894401
you cant hide from him
nothing can stop him
not even death

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>>70894850
>>70894873
>>70894810
Speaking of Murdercock, hahahaha oh wow. Drive a van into THAT!

>>70895000
>Where's Misha when you need him?

there is never any need for that pedo

ever

Mr. Gusite>Pizza Stevite>Uncle Grandpite

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>>70894947
>If, say Connie or Sadie were confirmed as transgirls, that might help a bit.

But it's not necessary, we don't need it. No, really, we don't. Folks of the trans community don't need a cartoon character to validate their lifestyle.

>>70894810
>>70895053
Mortal women can't handle the murdercock
It's like that one oglaf comic

>>70894944
don't try to pin it on me, is all on the guy who actually asked "why people are NOT supporting /ss/ on tumblr?"
that shit is dumb.
even as trolling, and it does sound pretty bad to anyone who don't follow those threads daily.
I know to a autistic donkey fucker like you is hard to understand that the whole world is not up to every single shenanigan you post on an anonymous board, but try to use more of your common sense in the future, you filthy pedophile.

STEVONNIE X SADIE WHEN

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>>70894882
I just love the whole free spirt girl + awkward nerd thing, I don't care if it's fan-created

>>70895049
Are you not in touch with kids these days? They're having sex in middle school. Pearl fucking Steven shouldn't be weird at all.

>>70895053
What is this? Casualfag here.

>>70894935
You misunderstand. This is why I dislike Amethyst. I am in no way aroused by her.

>>70895019
what the fuck

Oh goddamn it. Sour Cream and Onion are step brothers. I get the joke now.

>>70895070
They don't but why not.

>>70895034

Connie as Marth or Roy

Steven as Kirby or Ness

Garnet as Captain Falcon or Ice Climbers

Pearl as Falco

Amethyst as Luigi

Greg as DK

>>70895018
why.
why would you... I mean, what the fuck, what part of you actually considered posting it here?

which episode does connie first appear in, again?

>>70895121
Fucking furries

>>70895083
Man, you're boiling because you fell for a meme.
This is too much NaCl for me. I need some water.

>>70895123
either that or half brothers

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>>70895053
I wish I had the Greg edit.

>>70894157
Holy shit, that's Sour Creams dad.

>>70895044

wait what? i haven't completed the game yet, does something happen that screws up your experience points?

>>70895149
Bubble Buddies

>>70895149
The opening title

>>70894745
How is the most logical ship in the show a crack ship?

>>70894524
>Both of Garnets gems have triangles
fucking disgusting

>>70895141
what

>>70895164
See >>70894085

>>70894988

I got my ass handed to me in the Strawberry Battlefield by Green Light and the NegaGems. I've got the timing down for attacks and can hit Garent's haymaker combo Perfect every time before the star even shows up fully, but holy shit I suck at the defense timing for some reason.

Do enemies respawn? I think I might have to go do some grinding or something get a few levels in defense/harmony or something.

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>>70895172

>>70895154
you can get one from my filter

Why would anybody want /ss/ of SU?
Everybody is fucking ugly.
No mother figure.

So I'm marathoning the show and I'm almost caught up, but I gotta say all the singing feels really fucking out of place and its getting annoying.

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Man leave the /ss/nersons alone, you can't change what people like

Everyone who's arguing should just stop because it's getting you nowhere and it sucks

>>70895171
No, it's just something that annoyed me during the final fight. Don't worry about it.

>>70895129
>ice climbers
hehe

Luigi is fun and I can see why you'd see amethyst maining him, but he doesn't seem like a seamless fit.

What about solo Ivysaur?

>>70894988
I was a little disappointed there was nothing special or new for 100% completion. Even in the show they made made secret ending jokes about video games, so I made a bad assumption.

>>70895194
I focus on the green plant dude himself and ignore the Nega-Gems. Try that.

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They destroy our Warp Pad...
They destroy our ship...!
THEY KIDNAP MY SOLDIERS!
I'LL DESTROY THEM ALL!!

>>70895191
is OK.
you have aspergers AND is a furry, we can still love you.
but preferably from a distance, all things considered.

>>70895214
>filtering Anonymous
Share your magic

>>70895124
Because it'll be misconstrued as something derisive. And again, it's not necessary because it's a cartoon, not a soap box for politics or opinions on social issues.

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>>70894157
>Greg was only in Town to do a farewell concert for his deceased bandmate
>Rose bonded with Greg over the grief she could tell he felt
>They both knew what it meant to have friends die

>>70895241
>"DON'T TOUCH MY SUDOKU, WOMAN!!!"

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>SU will never get as edgy as Ryuko

>>70895246

>Ivysaur

>Meele

Probably she could be Bowser?

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>>70895253

>>70894793
Is there a full version to this?

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>>70895094
>Lapis gets picked up by Peridot
>the two of them spend weeks alone together before Jasper comes aboard
>Peridot is the first gem Lapis has spent any significant time around in thousands of years
>Lapis soon opens herself up to Peridot
>Peridot is very reluctant at Lapis' familiarity at first but gradually warms up to her
>Jasper comes aboard, leads them back to Earth, finds out Lapis was withholding information, imprisons Lapis, and eventually gets dragged into the ocean by the distraught Lapis
Muh headcanon rationalization.

>>70894888
What is this referring to?

>>70895291
Well thank god for that.

>>70895310
there is. it's got ballgag pearl and futa garnet

Autistic theory time:
When the clam opened and revealed UG, the worldline split into many different realities. In the one we saw, it was UG who appeared, but it could have been rose, or pearl, or Shaquille O'Niel. Each world line is canon in its own line and is completely valid. We may see other episodes referencing him, so we can assume that those take place along the same worldline. Other episodes may not, so it would be unclear, so we are free to assume which it is.

>>70895343
Shut up

>>70895263
what
did you reply to the wrong post?

>>70895291
But KLK was never edgy.

>>70895343
What about conservation of mass and energy?

>>70895363
When a worldline splits, its just another term for an alternate reality.

>>70895323
Thing is, them hanging out would be like an 90 year old world war 2 veteran hanging out with an autistic computer nerd, from japan.

That's how well they would've gotten together

>>70895387
The matter in your new reality must be created from something. Where did you get the power?

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>Disliking Pearl x Steven
>No arguments against it other than 'muh morals'

>>70895102
Are you not in touch with how messed up that is? They shouldn't be doing that to begin with because they have no idea what it means to have sex.

Letting kids who are too young to understand that fucks them up. So yeah Pearl fucking Steven is really fucking weird and really fucking illegal.

May I just say that I thought uncle grandpa looked really pretty as Rose up until they revealed his man face.

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>>70895291
It can get close if Yellow Diamond is basically Ragyo and we get some Nui like trolling action from whatever gem Centipeddle was.

>>70895413
Pearl is gay as shit, nigga

>>70895413
How about this.
They're both fucking ugly and Pearl is no MILF material.

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>>70894524
>Pearl's socks
>Double triangle gems on Garnet
>Amethyst's right arm
>No lips on Amethyst

So close, yet so far

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What a shame this didn't happen in the crossover.

>>70895414
except they are fictional characters and don't actually exist. No laws broken.

>>70895413
Or maybe because Pearl clearly views him as a son

Did Steven eat the Gem-Gem Fruit, Model: Rose Quartz?

>>70894816
She is beauty.
She is grace.
People someone think she would be fun to hang out with.

>>70894322
French, that offensive.

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>>70895414
No no, they know. Kids are dumb but they're not completely ignorant. They can start masturbating as young as 8 and now that internet is widespread, can look at porn any time. I know I did when I first found hentai.

>>70895411
Its another version of the universe. All the matter and energy is just experiencing a different path from all other worldines

>>70895486
>that photo
Social Media was a mistake.

>>70893953
Flusterd Peri best Peri

>>70895486
Welp I'm outta here

>>70895459
neither was racism when the looney tunes did it. but no one does that shit now without facing consequences.

you really think no one would get in trouble for that kinda shit?

>>70895498
Where did it come from? How can you make a copy of the universe, without spending any energy on new matter?

>>70894180
Isn't there a mini-comic of an older Greg about to perform and Rose is the only one in the audience?

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>>70895388
Your post is vague yet bold. I don't like it.

Lapis is goofy and Peridot is a stickler.

>>70894245
>Steven stares blankly at pearl and then turns to a framed photo of rose.
>"Eh, she looks about okay, a bit to pink."
>Pearl leaves, heartbroken.

>>70895486
I never said they didn't know. I said that they shouldn't know. They have the most access to porn anytime than before. Shit son I jerked it to hentai at 8 I fucking know.

Point is acting on it so they can fuck Jenny with the braids and braces is wrong because they don't know shit about shit about sex and love. It leads to future mistakes and misunderstandings about sex and life and shit.

>>70895553
Its not really a copy. Its just a different path that matter and energy is experiencing, due to chance, choice, or the actions of others. There is no one true reality other than what you choose it to be. These are no less real than any other.

>>70894443
Steven falls for a mudslime instead, Rose must be so disappointed.

Nora Higuma is a pretty cool lady.

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>>70895323

>>70895607
How can a single set of matter become two sets of matter, without any energy being spent? A new universe should require spending an entire universe worth of energy.

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>>70895486
I went to plant some fucking flower seeds and this is what I come back to!?

>>70894418
You'd also have the best genetics and can lift a bus with your pinky.

>>70895613
Connie is indian though, not muslim

>>70895543
Are you comparing mainstream cartoons to drawings and stories you have to look for on the internet? Cause you can still draw, upload and find racist cartoons. I'm guessing you're thinking ss in the actual cartoon which won't happen.

>>70895564
Well yours is... well you got no proof since both characters had nearly no character development other than lapis likes fart sounds and being the big sad emotional target.

Hell peri is so vague that we can only identify her with 1. she destroys her own stuff 2. She doesn't want her stuff destroyed 3.She doesn't like no sass from her boss.

>>70895665
Yet

>>70895628
Because each of those is experiencing a different path of reality, due to outcomes that may be in a different part of the universe. Its not really duplicated, its the same piece of matter that experiences two paths. However, each piece can only experience one path, so it becomes two, one experiencing one path, the other experiencing the other path.
This might be helpful:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eN24Sv0qS1w

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>>70895665
Native American, anon!

I wonder if Pearl goes ~ara ara on the dub.
Amy sounds like a fat hippo.
It's perfect.

>>70894892
they probably just destroy her body and then bubble her gem so she won't come back

>>70895360
no, did I? isnt that the one of the furry dude?

>>70895665
Connie is born and bred American and seemingly so are her parents. One's nationality is dependent on where one is born and lives, not where one's great great great great... grandparents live, else we would all be African.

>>70895690
It can only do one thing. To do two things, you need to have two copies. An extra doesn't just come from nowhere.

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>>70895665

>>70895486
>>70895516
It's fake.

>>70893849
>>70894157
Story for Steven is shaping up to be my new favorite episode.
I love rock operas.

>>70895718
it leads to the audio thing on tumblr