/sug/ steven universe general

>>70870668
F

>>70870668
Nth for Steven farting.

>>70870668
Mr. Gusite is best gem.

4th for these threads are shit

I didn't realise that Mr. Gus tumblr was actually run by the staff

>>70870689
Crystal Grandpas when

>>70870703
NO

MY WAIFU

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>>70870668
Who's laughing now bitches?

>>70870718
Nether did i

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>>70870689

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just dropping this off here

>that website is real in the OP

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How many more shaky gifs are there?

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Lap Laz is forever.
Under the sea

>>70870689
>ball robot has fanny pack ziper
That's legitimately great

xth for connie and steven's pure love

>>70870728
...is shit.

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>>70870745
and the after math

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>>70870770
GET AWAY FROM MY BABY

>>70870703
YES

MY WAIFU

>>70870770
>pure love
That's not UG x Steven.

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Amethyst best waifu

>>70870785
BACK OFF MAMA BIRD

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POST BEST FUSION

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Look at the best new pic of my waifu Pearl you guys

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>Amethyst trips on the Y
>Yells "WHYYYYY"

I was expecting it, but I still laughed.

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>>70870805

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>>70870804
FUCK OFF AMETHYST

Nth for thank god for post hiding.

Also Say Uncle wasn't very good, but it had its moments. And I hope things get back to pre-stevenbomb levels, the threads were so much better then, not filled with shitposting like it is now.

>>70870805
Uncle Grandpa

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xth for pure love

Excellent crossover. Pearl's overreactions were fantastic.

>THAT'S NOT MY BABY.

So guys, what do you like about Attack the Light? What don't you like about it?
Why is that orange fucking turtle so hard to kill?

I want to shove my hand into Pearl's ass and wear her like a puppet.

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>>70870805

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So this week the Crewniverse got together with the staff of all the other CN shows and held an ice cream social were they watched the crossover. That is pretty based.

>>70870830
Say Uncle was the best fucking episode. It had very thing most episodes don't.

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>>70870844

>>70870805
I wanna see pearl and garnet fuse already.

Dammit, is that too much to ask?

>>70870844
need art of this happening right now
make sugilite be the one having the hand

>>70870842
>So guys, what do you like about Attack the Light?
Everything.

>What don't you like about it?
I suspect it might be short, which I mean, it IS a mobile game. So I'm taking it slow.

Which is a bit excruciating because I want to play more of it.

Sucrose is monitoring us. She is probably here right now. Everyone act cool.

>>70870785
But Pearl was the one trying to get them together

>>70870823
Fuck man, I need to learn how to make gifs and webms. This episode is a gold mine.

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>>70870836
Why is she so thirsty for Murdercock, Jr.?

>>70870752
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvI64lIaQDc

>>70870869
It was scrapped man.

>>70870864
Here's your reply.

>>70870842
the orange turtle wasnt that hard but fuck those green bugs

>>70870842
Music's great, little quips are great.
Not so great: swiping doesn't always take, could be my phone idk.
Very cute and fun, worth the cost imo

Mr Gusite is best gem

>>70870830
I hope this episode drove off all those autists like it did on cumblr and in the comment section of AV Club

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>>70870836
Wrong pic.

>>70870827
>>70870869
is there one of those fusion images like in fusion draw threads with opal and sugilite and alexandrite filled in in the right places

>>70870857
That's cute. But why does everyone look so bored

>>70870913
Maybe there won't be lorefags shitting up these threads anymore.

Reposting
http://strawpoll.me/4026240

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I don't care if they're gender's non-existant! Amethyst has nice tits!

so any preview of next week

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>>70870895
Why would you do this :(

>>70870937
They were watching Say Uncle

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I'm gonna cum on these gems!

Pick who goes first ;)

>>70870913
Only the Purest™ Steventhusiasts remain after the great Uncle Grandpa Purging™ of 2015

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>>70870938

>>70870947
Thankfully no.

>>70870939
Maybe there won't be shitposters shitting up these threads anymore. But then that would mean you'd have to leave. So, >>>/b/

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>>70870937
Yeah, I can't believe the back of their heads don't look more excited.

>>70870966
The purge of '15

>>70870960
More like they were watching a regular SU episode.

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is there a way to play Attack the light for free on PC?

I wan to play it so bad

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>>70870964
>no labradorite
Shit gems 0/10 would not cum on

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Impressions from the first three episodes.
Steven is a dork.
Pearl is a FUCKING NERD.
Greg's song is actually catchy.
Why was there no introduction episode? The whole series has a cold open.
Steven makes dumb faces.
JESUS CHRIST FINGERKITTENS IS HORRIFYING. I LOOKED AWAY FOR A MINUTE AND HE'S TURNED INTO TETSUO.
I hope it picks up in quality because there's kinda potential?

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>>70870836
>>70870891
>Rose knew about Pearl's feeling but she wasn't a dyke
>so she made a perfect version of herself for Pearl
Truly the greatest love /ss/tory ever told.

>>70871003
No, it was Say Uncle.

>>70870964
>Views the picture before reading comment
>(amazed at how many gems.jpg)
>Envious that I don't have that lapis lazuli
>Reads comment
> oh. . You are just shit posting. . :<

>>70870984
But the people to the side look kinda unexcited, then again that's just the beginning of the episode.

>>70871017
COMING SOON ON STEAM

>>70871017
Well a few problems with that is...one it's a mobile game so I really doubt it'll be for the PC anytime soon...

Boy golly that episode sure was funny.

Wonder how much Lore will be featured in the next episode. I'm guessing quite a bit.

>>70871003
But that's wrong, they were watching Say Uncle, a highly anticipated crossover between Steven Universe and Uncle where Grandpa where Uncle G tried to teach Steven the secrets of unlocking his shield.

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>>70870966

Honestly, it wasn't as bad as I thought it would be.

I actually liked it.

"This isn't canon, But this is!"

>>70870964

Lapis

>>70870938
Greg never washes his hands

when can we play this

>>70871026
Nope. Abandon it while you can.

>>70871026
Oh man, just wait til you get to season 1b

AYY LMAO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrZRIW87eWI

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>>70871078
forgot pic

>>70871073
Amethyst

THANK YOU UNCLE BASEDPA

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>>70871027
Your post It's so disgusting I'm laughing
2/10.

So how mad is tumblr?

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>>70871026
>Greg's song is actually catchy.
>your friend's face when it's basically a parody of the "if you like piña coladas" song

>>70871087
now this is funpodting

>>70871071
Reading your comment just made me realize what the joke meant.
He was talking about the episode being canon, but the ship between lars and sadie being canon.
Now I feel slow[/spoiler[

>>70871064
I hope there's zero lore next week. Can't stand that shit.

>>70870689
>>70870703
where's lapizza stevezuli?

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>mfw playing Attack the Light and the Gems start at level 9000

>>70871026
Do you think we'd be sitting here posting about it for the last year or so without it jumping in quality? Trust me, it just gets better as it goes. That plot progression

>>70871108
>So how mad is tumblr?
Mt. Vesuvius mad I bet

>>70871093
>angry Hopper

Why is Steven using the American skin of Hopper?

>>70871137
But it's not funny. At all.

>>70871026
Yes, there is potential. And it does pick up.
Also yeah, the introduction episode probably didn't happen so they could ease the audience in over several episodes and reveal background information at the same time.

>>70870784
My reaction is the same as Jasper's

>>70870885
Just use this nifty little program.
https://github.com/WebMBro/WebMConverter

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Where's Disney?

>>70871149
I found plenty parts of it funny.

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>>70870969

Fucking pearlfags

I'm not watching anything with Uncle Pedophile in it, so tell me how much of this is bullshit?
http://steven-universe.wikia.com/wiki/Say_Uncle#Trivia

>>70871065
>between Steven Universe and Uncle where Grandpa where Uncle G tried to teach Steven
I'm sorry what

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>>70871115
I forgot to put not being canon for the episode. Why don't I proof read D:

>>70871175
It's all true bruh.

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>yfw "That's not my baby!"

if there we any other crossovers with SU what would you like to see

Steven Universe X KND
Steven Universe X Megas XLR

>>70871175
>"Uncle Pedophile"

That was just golden

This fucking episode man.

The meta-humor was incedible

>>70871108
I think there are just as many who enjoyed it as here but those few who are angry have reached critical temperature.

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>>70871190

>>70871085
What the fuck is 1b

>>70871137
>>70871152
I'm gonna be stuck watching a while more, so I hope. Might post more impressions later because I like the attention because I'm a sad man and have nothing else to do.

>>70871168
Like what?

>>70870794

Ayy Jaspermyassoff

>>70871190
I was smiling like a dumb kid. That one throwaway line made me so happy.

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Discuss.

>>70871175
It's true

>>70871224
why

>>70871149
>it's a cartoon
>NEEDS to be funny
SU is funny when it doesn't try to be.
Funny, isn't it.

>>70871224
Amethyst best gem but that moment dragged on for a second or two too long

>>70871149
The humor is more character based so the humor depends on how much you like the characters and have become attached to them.

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>>70871149
>>70871219


Not the anon, but watch and find out. If you don't agree don't come back.

>>70871197
SU x TT Go

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>>70871190

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>>70871190
I'm no Pearlfag, but I dawwed at that.

>>70871175
it was 10/10

>>70871175

The only fake part is about this being the first episode Steven attacks the Crystal Gems. He has attacked the Crystal Gems before and he did not attack them in this episode.

>>70871190
Even as a gag, it was too precious

>>70871212
>What the fuck is 1b
After the two-parter "Mirror Gem/Ocean Gem".

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I wonder if they'll make comics of all of these.

If not them, then we know SOMEONE will.

>>70871146
Because Uncle G is a pleb, he doesn't even import

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>>70871190

>>70871234
>>70871241
Oh I get it. It's 2deep4me.

>>70871224
Grape Ape can't jump good like the others. It's embarrassing, really.

>>70871281
Uncle G's rape list

>>70871281

Kinda wanna see them do a UGxClarence now...

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>>70871223
faggot

>>70871175

>Disrespecting Uncle G

Say that to my face fucker

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>>70871190

>>70871160
I guess I have no excuse now not to

>>70871212
Season one is divided with 1a and 1b. 1a ends in mirror gem/ocean gem, but cn gave them more episodes so they continued to 1b.

>>70871224
I kek'd

>>70871175
It's all true, but the episode clearly wasn't canon.

>>70871281
Swat Kats seems so out of place on that list

I love it

>>70871202
It makes the previous episodes look lame.

>>70871303
>Connie Maheswaran v.s. the (Home)World

>>70871224
thats cute

Honestly I thought this episode was pretty funny it was dumb but funny.

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>>70871302

How long until we get another crossover

>>70871035
lapis was the most expensive one lol

$12

There were bigger ones (went up to $60) but they had no real shape

i tried to find a tear shaped one but no luck

>>70871281
why's Clarence last? Are they doing them in the order that the shows premiered?

>>70871281
I sounds like a fun idea but the comics of older CN shows are at IDW and the newer shows comics are from Boom. Have those companies ever done crossovers with each other before?

>>70871302
This I want to see art of.

>>70871246
>no gem
you tried

>>70871360
Next year's April Fools.

>>70871246

R.I.P Steven

T^T

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esRt0Lca0fw

just saw the episode.

was tremendous silly fun.

still not enough for me to not think the Uncle Grandpa show is stupid though.

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>LIsten! It was a big, weird surprise the Uncle Grandpa showed up here today.
>We've never met anyone like Uncle Grandpa
>But you can't just attack people you don't understand.
>You have to stick up for them, and listen to what they have to say.
>You guys'd always do that for me.
Damn, Sugar's getting meta

>>70871367
>Anonymous 04/02/15(Thu)21:26:57 No.70871343 ▶
Why in the hell would they overprice a Lapis Lazuli?

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>>70871385

>>70871289
Maybe it's just not your taste, the show doesn't try to do comedy as much in later episodes

>>70871348
>Amethyst
>Pearl
>Garnet
>Opal
>Sugilite
>[Pearl/Garnet]
>Alexandrite as the final boss

That's seven. It checks out.

>>70871343
Yes it was.

>>70871389
Rest in Pepperonis

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>>70871321
Amy best neechan

>>70871369
Honestly I liked the touch that the list went in a sort of chronological order of when those shows aired in real time. PPG before EEnE, etc.

>>70871402
thats better

>>70871318
That's kind of hard, since they'd need Skyler Page's permission...

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>>70870948
why not?

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>>70871399
well they were like the size of my fist

idk Lapis is beautiful I guess

>>70871409
No it wasn't. . :l

>>70871320
That episode is more "body acceptance" than anything in SU. Why doesn't tumblr like it? It is literally saying that it's okay to be fat (which I think is a bad messag, but whatever)
So UG is more tumblr than SU, but they somehow don't get it

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My Gemsona

>>70870969
Gems confirmed to have saliva, possibly other bodily fluids.

>>70871343

The episode was clearly canon. Uncle Grandpa's statement about the episode being noncanon does not mean anything as he says writes out April Fools immediately after. This means he was joking about it being noncanon.

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>>70871410
Wish I could replace this with pizza sauce. Instead of Old English it would be Little Caesars or something.

>>70871440
No, they just need the permission of whoever Clarence's new showrunner is.
Who is that, Steve Harpin?

>>70871352
Then it achieved what it wanted to be.

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>>70871190
All of the meta-humor in this episode was out-fucking-standing but them riffing on Pearl was probably my favorite aspect of it.

>>70871445
Yes it was.

>>70871396
The first joke in the entire episode was UG coming in as Rose fucking Quartz and /this/ was the point it got meta for you?

>>70871409
>Character outright says it isn't canon

Sorry anon, it isn't.

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>>70871458
>Other body fluids

>>70871399
To milk Lapifags

>>70871452

To bad it's a male.

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>>70871443
I guess the song and imagery was really unpleasant to me for viewing.

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>>70871421

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>>70871393
eh, UG is alright, it's not the best, but it's not as bad as people say

But yeah, some episodes suck

>>70871404
Why not?

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>>70871160

>>70871465
"April Fools" was referring to the entire episode, dipshit.

Both Garnet and Pearl were in their pre-regeneration outfits, so there's even continuity errors.

>>70871477
>riffing
What is that?

>>70871513
The same thing as ribbing.

>>70871190
I love pearl she is soooooooo aweeeeeesoooome!!!

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>All of the gems start at level 9001 in Attack the Light.

>>70871477
I hope they keep Pearl that way.

>>70871508
>Deal with it.webm

>>70871510
Oh shit, they were? I have to rewatch the episode again just to confirm this!

>>70871508
>Deal with it.webm

>>70871510
Its not a continuity order, the airing order is just weird.

>>70871532
So the gems could kick the shit out of Raditz and Nappa?

>>70871510
You do realize there's no continuity in SU, right?

>>70871503
Oh you'll see. It still can get funny when it wants to, but it wouldn't be as fitting.

If Steven ever accidentally shapeshift into food then do that mean he have a chance of being eaten?

>>70871510
That's because it was meant to take place in S1, it's out of order, like Open Book

>>70871555
Until the crew states that, you have no proof.

>>70871510
Aaaaand they are in there outfits after regeneration.
I was rused. .:<

>>70871510
Story for Steven is really episode 50.

I think that's the last of the displaced season 1 episodes from Steven Bomb.

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>>70871547

>>70871538
She already is like that; just not so melodramatic about it.

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THAT FUCKING EPISODE

HOLY SHIT 11111111/10 TUMBLR GOT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT.

>>70871575
I disagree.

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>>70871190
I find protective mothers super sexy. I think this means I'm getting old.

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>>70871530

>>70871510
>errors
>ian jq confirms this episode is chronologically before Jailbreak
Get on my nerd level normie

>>70870668
What makes me a good demopan?

Why was Pearl so freaky in this?

>>70871571
Well yeah, their first real challenge was Orange Vegeta.

>>70871583
NO PROOF
O

P
R
O
O
F

>>70871586
I think I'm wrong about Pearl, but Garnet isn't, I know.

>>70871587
No, Shirt Club is missing.

>>70871527
So, it's a condom thing, then

just watched ep, god it was bad, even as an april fools thing

only thing that was funny was the cannon joke, jesus christ

>>70871594
The entire thing was just the makers if the show pointing at the fans and laughing.

>>70871594
I can't wait for more episodes like this. I hope Story for Steven BTFO everyone too.

>>70871584
They did.

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>Why is nobody talking about the Crying Breakfast Friends / Inter-dimensional Family Friend Crossover?!

>I’ll admit I was kind of skeptical when I first heard about it. Like, just because they’re two shows on the same network and the both have “friend” in the title, doesn’t mean you should do a crossover. But it was pretty solid. I liked that they brought back Crying Egg and then IFF immediately sat on him and broke him again. That was pretty funny.

>I gotta watch more Interdimensional-Family Friend.

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>>70871281
>No chowder.

>>70871603
I saw that as Pearl sitting on Anon's face first.

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>>70871589

>>70871618
THis has been confirmed multiple times.

It's canon. The April fool's joke was that it wasn't canon. Of course this is what Matt meant by escape clause. Continue to be delusional that you can't handle the truth.

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>>70871584

>>70870745
See, now I want to see the melon stevens trying blend in with the citizens of beacu city by disguising themselves with Mr. potato head pieces.

>>70871281
Pardon my ignorance, but who is Juniper?

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>>70871603

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>>70871579
That filename

>>70871624
>that look
Just so the buttmads don't drown in their own tears

>>70871602
Finding femininity attractive is both healthy and normal, anon.

>>70871609
You have to DANCE RAJA DANCE

>>70871632
They should do taht more often. I hate the fans of this show.

>>70871584
do some research dumbass

>>70871624
>UG looks at the audience
>STEVEN looks at the audience

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>>70871572

>>70871402
>Don't eat Pizza Steeeve!
I keep re-watching that bit, lol.

>>70871579
>"MY PRECIOU/SS"

>>70871624
I swear, everyone in this thread just didn't hear this line or something.

>>70871638
>steven can summon his bubble at will
>garnet is in her pre-regeneration outfit
>before Jail Break steven didn't have that great of control of his powers

It's rusing on part of the crew at best.

>>70871676
I damn near fell out of my chair at "gemsona".

>>70871683
>Steven knows he's in a show
>Nothing has meaning anymore
Lorefags and plotfags BTFO!

Just got home. I'm going to watch the episode now, but please give me some fandom reaction (screenshots/links) for when I'm done. I'd especially love to know how Tumblr reacted to this.

>>70871642
Keep Beach City Weird?

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>>70871643
Life is hard sometimes.

>>70871658
From The Life and Times of Juniper Lee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g49FPOQmMkw

Weird episode. Pearl overacted at times (I know that's her thing, but it was still a bit much), otherwise a fine romp through absurdity.

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So when can we expect sexy fanfiction about these two?

>>70871655
But that would mean this is canon.
And that this actually happened in the series universe.
And that I can't enjoy the episode any more because it was canon.
And
And
AND
AND
D:

>>70871655
>We messed up Garnet's outfit, so now we have to push that this is canon.

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cR2pzoP7Ae

>>70871665
I hope Story for Steven sinks Greg x Rose just for the tears. It'll be great.

>>70871720
I love this
It's great when I can read the file name and hear chowder.

>>70871632
That's what made it a 10/10

>"this ship is sinking"
>"look at my gemsona"
>"stop randomly hating things without getting to know them"

Tumblr got D E S T R O Y E D.

>>70871728
Hot damn, I remember that. Now I feel old...

>>70871732
Most likely, there is already art of them together on Tumblr.

>>70871705
what are you on about, steven's been able to summon his bubble at will.

>>70871594
Any reactions from tumblr yet?

>>70871654
Honestly I can see why people wouldn't want to have this episode canon. It kinda takes you out of the show, especially when you watch it in one sitting or just rewatch it.
But personally I will include it should I ever marathon it for myself.

>>70871748
thanks jon

Gemsonas are big enough to be referenced in the show?

>>70871735
Not necessarily anon, it just means that the events within the episode are unaffected by the things that were to take place after

It's mostly related to the whole ordeal of Steven not being able to activate his shield. He wouldn't be having that issue as much if it were to take place afterward

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>>70871190
my heart

>>70871766
>at will

Not until recently. He was able to summon it in tense situations, but not 'at will' until now.

Who is this Beryl guy and wht is he such a flipping fucking faggot

>>70871751
How could that be possibly sunk?

>>70871760
And now, SU is all ours. No more representation or plot, just fun. Genius move Crewniverse.

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>>70871732
>That thumbnail
Could this save us from the /ss/?

>tfw I don't like Uncle Grandpa
>tfw this special was very funny and a lot of fun
>tfw I am happy

I don't really like the SHOW but I like the Uncle Grandpa character existing in the multiverse of CN shows.

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>>70871748
I didn't expect /ss/ to sound like this.

>>70871746
Dude, they have said that open book, say uncle, and that shirt episode, was supposed to air before return/jailbreak, but they had to not air it so they could make steven bomb happen

>>70871748
Thanks doc

>>70871789
No, we're being watched. Or Tumblr is. Or we both are.

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Will draw things. Any SIMPLE requests?

Im not very good at drawing, especially with a tablet

>>70871668
I know. It's rational to want a woman that will protect your kid. But I would imagine my younger self would have related protective parents to my own parents instead of potential girls to knock up.

http://www.diablowiki.net/Skull_Gem

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>>70871769

>>70871730
>Pearl overacted at times
That's kinda what made it for many

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>>70871769
FUCKING THIS.

Guys find ass pained tumblrites and post them here. I want to drown in their tears, oh god their sweet delicious, batshit insane tears.

>>70871822
Pizza Steve running from Amy.

>>70870884
Must be some sick kind of NTR voyeurism game Pearl cooked up

That's one sick cookie

>>70871373
I don't know.

How would Uncle G help all the other kids in their shows?

Dexter would freak out over someone being in his lab and Dee Dee would probably adore him.
Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup might think he's a monster attacking Townsvile.
He'd obviously help Ed, Edd, and Eddy get jawbreakers somehow.
He might just be filling in for Grim as a favor to his old pal death when it comes to Billy and Mandy.
He'd be the one who taught kids out to make imaginary friends and Bloo would probably try to kill him thinking he's Mac's new friend.
Juniper would probably know about him already and that he's a super cosmic being if neigh infinite power. So he'd probably just help her with school work.
Swat Kats... are Giant Flying Realistic Tiger's old wingmen.
Help Flapjack find Candied Island.
Finn would probably be stoked that there's another human who isn't a jerk.

>>70871822
/ss/

>>70871802
>Rose actually cheated on Greg.
>Greg is not Steven's real dad.
The butthurt would be delicious.

>>70871446
because its not kawaii sugoi desu ne

>>70871789
It's more that 'sonas as a concept are big enough to be referenced.

>>70871832
Not really, surprisingly enough. Behavioral cues are strange.

>>70871822
Lion waiting patiently for Tiger to return

>>70871320
>faggot
no u

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>>70871804
>filename
>pancakes
>fuckhuge file size to mess up people's browsers
>mfw

>>70871822
Younger Steven accidentally calls Pearl "mommy"

>>70871840
Maybe, but for me it just made it too predictable. "That's not my baby!" was cute, though.

>>70871658
You can't stop the girl.

You think the next episode will cause butthurt?

>>70871789
Do you really think they wouldn't notice the gemsonas? Or the shipping? Or the irrational hatred that they get for "not being more SJW".

Sugar's in this thread right now laughing at tumblr with us, I guarantee it.

>>70871822

Im not very good at drawing, especially with a tablet

why don't you draw with a pencil instead?

>>70871822
Pearl with sunglasses cuz she cool

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>>70871822
Anyone else's request but add Pearl freaking out about it in the background

>>70871822
Amethyst mocking Zazz from Sonic Lost World

>>70870937
While it was a party

It was still a work party

>>70871796
dude, hes been using his bubble, at-will throughout season 1b.

>>70871858
Can a girl have dude wingmen?

>>70871909
Why does Sugar have a tumblr? Is she trying to take it down from the inside?

>>70871909
Or she's over on Tumblr, laughing at Tumblr.

>>70871809
So do I. Honestly I like the concept of the character of UG, not so much the execution in the show. But omnipotent yet jolly characters like him are always great.

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How do I do the 6 punch combo as Garnet? I can't get the timing right. Is there a place to train special attacks like in Mario and Luigi?

>>70870827
...why am I turned on

I feel like with the high amounts of silliness and distractions in this episode, the next one is going to bring forth extreme opposite emotions

>>70871716
Same guy.
>none of this is canon
Holy shit, am I pissed off. This was why I was so excited for this episode, to see people get butthurt over muh canon.

>>70871469
wouldn't parmesean chees or crushed red pepper be more appropriate?

>>70871822
Mr. Gusite

>>70871813
>that shirt episode

Which one was that?

>>70871950
>Why does Sugar have a tumblr
Do you know what tumblr actually is, aside from the breeding grounds for the cancer of many, many fandoms?

>>70871958
Why is UG the greatest protag ever?

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>>70871321
I loved Happy Breakfast Friends when I was younger. I hate how they tried recovering the aging fan base with the angsty Crying Breakfast Friends though.