"Say uncle" DL link
Last weeks episode
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Buy "Attack the Light" for $2.99:
Amethyst best waifu
BACK OFF MAMA BIRD
Look at the best new pic of my waifu Pearl you guys
>Amethyst trips on the Y
I was expecting it, but I still laughed.
Nth for thank god for post hiding.
Also Say Uncle wasn't very good, but it had its moments. And I hope things get back to pre-stevenbomb levels, the threads were so much better then, not filled with shitposting like it is now.
So this week the Crewniverse got together with the staff of all the other CN shows and held an ice cream social were they watched the crossover. That is pretty based.
>So guys, what do you like about Attack the Light?
>What don't you like about it?
I suspect it might be short, which I mean, it IS a mobile game. So I'm taking it slow.
Which is a bit excruciating because I want to play more of it.
Why is she so thirsty for Murdercock, Jr.?
I don't care if they're gender's non-existant! Amethyst has nice tits!
Yeah, I can't believe the back of their heads don't look more excited.
is there a way to play Attack the light for free on PC?
I wan to play it so bad
Shit gems 0/10 would not cum on
Impressions from the first three episodes.
Steven is a dork. Pearl is a FUCKING NERD. Greg's song is actually catchy. Why was there no introduction episode? The whole series has a cold open. Steven makes dumb faces. JESUS CHRIST FINGERKITTENS IS HORRIFYING. I LOOKED AWAY FOR A MINUTE AND HE'S TURNED INTO TETSUO.
I hope it picks up in quality because there's kinda potential?
>Rose knew about Pearl's feeling but she wasn't a dyke
>so she made a perfect version of herself for Pearl
Truly the greatest love /ss/tory ever told.
But that's wrong, they were watching Say Uncle, a highly anticipated crossover between Steven Universe and Uncle where Grandpa where Uncle G tried to teach Steven the secrets of unlocking his shield.
Honestly, it wasn't as bad as I thought it would be.
I actually liked it.
"This isn't canon, But this is!"
Your post It's so disgusting I'm laughing
Greg's song is actually catchy.
>your friend's face when it's basically a parody of the "if you like piña coladas" song
>mfw playing Attack the Light and
the Gems start at level 9000
Yes, there is potential. And it does pick up.
Also yeah, the introduction episode probably didn't happen so they could ease the audience in over several episodes and reveal background information at the same time.
I forgot to put not being canon for the episode. Why don't I proof read D:
What the fuck is 1b
I'm gonna be stuck watching a while more, so I hope. Might post more impressions later
because I like the attentionbecause I'm a sad man and have nothing else to do.
Not the anon, but watch and find out. If you don't agree don't come back.
I wonder if they'll make comics of all of these.
If not them, then we know SOMEONE will.
>Disrespecting Uncle G
Say that to my face fucker
>LIsten! It was a big, weird surprise the Uncle Grandpa showed up here today.
>We've never met anyone like Uncle Grandpa
>But you can't just attack people you don't understand.
>You have to stick up for them, and listen to what they have to say.
You guys'd always do that for me.
Damn, Sugar's getting meta
well they were like the size of my fist
idk Lapis is beautiful I guess
That episode is more "body acceptance" than anything in SU. Why doesn't tumblr like it? It is literally saying that it's okay to be fat (which I think is a bad messag, but whatever)
So UG is more tumblr than SU, but they somehow don't get it
The episode was clearly canon. Uncle Grandpa's statement about the episode being noncanon does not mean anything as he says writes out April Fools immediately after. This means he was joking about it being noncanon.
Wish I could replace this with pizza sauce. Instead of Old English it would be Little Caesars or something.
All of the meta-humor in this episode was out-fucking-standing but them riffing on Pearl was probably my favorite aspect of it.
I guess the song and imagery was really unpleasant to me for viewing.
eh, UG is alright, it's not the best, but it's not as bad as people say
But yeah, some episodes suck
>All of the gems start at level 9001 in Attack the Light.
THAT FUCKING EPISODE
HOLY SHIT 11111111/10 TUMBLR GOT BLOWN THE FUCK OUT.
I find protective mothers super sexy. I think this means I'm getting old.
>Why is nobody talking about the Crying Breakfast Friends / Inter-dimensional Family Friend Crossover?!
>I’ll admit I was kind of skeptical when I first heard about it. Like, just because they’re two shows on the same network and the both have “friend” in the title, doesn’t mean you should do a crossover. But it was pretty solid. I liked that they brought back Crying Egg and then IFF immediately sat on him and broke him again. That was pretty funny.
>I gotta watch more Interdimensional-Family Friend.
THis has been confirmed multiple times.
It's canon. The April fool's joke was that it wasn't canon. Of course this is what Matt meant by escape clause. Continue to be delusional that you can't handle the truth.
I swear, everyone in this thread just didn't hear this line or something.
>steven can summon his bubble at will
>garnet is in her pre-regeneration outfit
>before Jail Break steven didn't have that great of control of his powers
It's rusing on part of the crew at best.
Life is hard sometimes.
So when can we expect sexy fanfiction about these two?
Honestly I can see why people wouldn't want to have this episode canon. It kinda takes you out of the show, especially when you watch it in one sitting or just rewatch it.
But personally I will include it should I ever marathon it for myself.
Not necessarily anon, it just means that the events within the episode are unaffected by the things that were to take place after
It's mostly related to the whole ordeal of Steven not being able to activate his shield. He wouldn't be having that issue as much if it were to take place afterward
Could this save us from the /ss/?
>tfw I don't like Uncle Grandpa
>tfw this special was very funny and a lot of fun
>tfw I am happy
I don't really like the SHOW but I like the Uncle Grandpa character existing in the multiverse of CN shows.
I didn't expect /ss/ to sound like this.
Dude, they have said that open book, say uncle, and that shirt episode, was supposed to air before return/jailbreak, but they had to not air it so they could make steven bomb happen
Will draw things. Any SIMPLE requests?
Im not very good at drawing, especially with a tablet
I know. It's rational to want a woman that will protect your kid. But I would imagine my younger self would have related protective parents to my own parents instead of potential girls to knock up.
Guys find ass pained tumblrites and post them here. I want to drown in their tears, oh god their sweet delicious, batshit insane tears.
I don't know.
How would Uncle G help all the other kids in their shows?
Dexter would freak out over someone being in his lab and Dee Dee would probably adore him.
Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup might think he's a monster attacking Townsvile.
He'd obviously help Ed, Edd, and Eddy get jawbreakers somehow.
He might just be filling in for Grim as a favor to his old pal death when it comes to Billy and Mandy.
He'd be the one who taught kids out to make imaginary friends and Bloo would probably try to kill him thinking he's Mac's new friend.
Juniper would probably know about him already and that he's a super cosmic being if neigh infinite power. So he'd probably just help her with school work.
Swat Kats... are Giant Flying Realistic Tiger's old wingmen.
Help Flapjack find Candied Island.
Finn would probably be stoked that there's another human who isn't a jerk.
>fuckhuge file size to mess up people's browsers
Do you really think they wouldn't notice the gemsonas? Or the shipping? Or the irrational hatred that they get for "not being more SJW".
Sugar's in this thread right now laughing at tumblr with us, I guarantee it.
Anyone else's request but add Pearl freaking out about it in the background
How do I do the 6 punch combo as Garnet? I can't get the timing right. Is there a place to train special attacks like in Mario and Luigi?
I loved Happy Breakfast Friends when I was younger. I hate how they tried recovering the aging fan base with the angsty Crying Breakfast Friends though.
>Go to Gemcon
>See Rebecca Sugar at her own booth with other crewniverse
>Has to ask the most important question to ever be asked
>When UG in episode Say Uncle said "Don't worry bro it's not canon, but after fireing his head of a canon and a smoke cloud of April Fools is shown, then was the episode really canon?
>She says yes
>I stand up say, well I had fun watching, time to get out
>walk out slowly while everyone watches
Come on, don't be thick. You can't be laughing at Tumblr when you're part of it and indoctrinated into the SJW hivemind.
You gotta feel that shit. It's about the rhythm.
>people actually DREW Giant Realistic Flying Tiger
How can artists be so thick sometimes? You HAVE to crop her from real images elsewhere, do it right.
>Rebecca Sugar will never draw your gemsona
tbh most of tumblr seems to have enjoyed it as much as people here have.
DAMN YOUR SMUG STEVEN, HE CRASHED MY BROWSER REEEEEEE!
I'm actually really disappointed by that.
SU has had a lot going for it recently, so the time to relax, and take a step back and laugh at how far we've come is well worth it. But some people seem hung up on the whole muh lorefags versus muh SoL fags. Can't there just be one episode that doesn't tie into the whole overarching narrative without everyone throwing a bitchfit? It's good to take the time to breathe,
I finally have a reason to post this.
I got so excited when they actually formed Alexandrite in the game.
> Can't there just be one episode that doesn't tie into the whole overarching narrative without everyone throwing a bitchfit?
Everyone loved Joy Ride.
Although it did sort of tie into the narrative with Peridot, but very loosely.
No, that image is fine, I'm talking about stuff like this.
Come on, it isn't a blogging site. You can't even post comments. You have to rebl... oh.
Well, okay, carry on.
Did someone say Saturday morning programming?
>No Mordecai or Rigby on the list
>Despite the fact that UG being on the show would be completely par for the course
>It would actually make TOO much sense.
Also, he actually says "Bubble, Bubbles--" instead of "Bubbles, Buttercup--"
I mean, it's probably a thing of artists not wanting to use images that don't belong to them in their artwork? Or perhaps they cannot find a proper pose to use for their concept.
well I'm not going to be for a bit so here, have this (I cut it out of a request page I wasn't done with)