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Bill Cipher AMA: April 1st 11:30

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I have a Reddit account and will be participating in the Bill AMA tomorrow. I'm making a list of questions to post so if you guys want to ask some questions without making an account post them here and I'll ask them tomorrow!
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Will there going to be another plot after the Stan's Brother arc?
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>>70794058
That's an Alex question, not a Bill question
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General Question Guidelines
-Remember we are talking to Bill not Alex
-Any lore revealed is probably planned from the start
-No shipping shit
-No Dorito shit
-Try to ask about Bill specifically, we may be able to deduce some interesting things just from small facts about him

Anyone else have guideline suggestions?
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How did you come to be?
And don't give me any of that "I was always here" bullshit.
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If I remove the hat, would you die?
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What is the extent of the repercussions of the Author having been brought back to this plane of existence and what do you plan to do with this event.

Also are you related to the illuminati or they are related to you

You being Bill
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Why do you like torturing Dipper so much?
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What about pain is funny?
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Why can't you just construct your own body to posses?
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Since you can clearly use inanimate objects as a host (e.g.: the Dipper sock puppet), why not just grab a corpse and walk around as it while you go about your business in the corporeal realm?
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>>70793995
Just a quick question for OP
are you going to mention that you are asking questions asked by /co/?

I'm asking because if you are, I want to know what is Alex thinks of /co/ for recreational purposes
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Anyone notice he deleted all of the tweets relating to this thing too? Hopefully we have a bunch of screencaps
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This is tomorrow night, right? E.g. April 2, 2:30a EDT
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Is Bill short for something?

Usually daemons have a name they give to mortals, and then they have a "true" name that they keep secret. Anyone who learns this true name has total power over them.
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>>70794293
The last person who did the bulk post juts said it was from a community that didnt want to all make accounts. I figure hes cool with it though since GFGGF goes on here. Ill just be saying its from a large group of people
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>>70793995
Why is Robby's reflection fucked up?

Are you gonna do anything about your botchced deal with Gideon?

What's your favorite shape?
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>>70794337
Large group of Anons

I don't know shit about reddit but if you can post an image of /co/nrad taking down notes it'd be a plus, but that's my dumb fucking personal opinion
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Are you going to try to bring back any of the previous creatures we've seen so far?

How old are you?

Did you choose to be a demon or whatever you are?
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What do the symbols on the wheel represent?

i.e characters, events, deals, etc.
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>>70793995
>April 1
>expecting it to be real
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>>70793995
What is Bill's involvement with the organization known as Shocker!
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>>70794487
Starting with the question mark, going clockwise.

Soos
Wendy
Stan
Dipper
Giddeon
The author
Pacifica
Mabel
Robbie
Unknown, possibly McGuckit
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>>70793995
ask if he's ever been to mewni!
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>>70794576
Don't. Please.
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>>70793995
are there more than one of Whatever Bill is?
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Is having a reddit account such a rare thing? Is it a privilege granted by some higher power?
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ask what he thinks of human cartoons!
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Ask him if he knows about the Heartless
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Is it true that Disney is controlled by the illuminati? Do you own it?
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>>70794660
A lot of people here apparently refuse to get a reddit account.
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How many conspiracies are in GF not related to each other?
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>>70793995

What happened between Bill and Leonardo da Vinci?
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When is the next episode supposed to air?
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>>70793995
Do you own a monocle?
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>>70794293
Alex was a /co/mrade. When the show came on he became addicted and had to leave, he was checking everythread religiously.
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Ask him a question about Wendy or Pacifica, see if he answers with llama or bag of ice.
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>>70793995
How do you feel about the Author coming back?

What do you think of Stan's back tattoo?
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What his host's (Alex's) mindscape is like?
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Is Dipper circumcised?
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Why are you such a jerk?
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What's the deal with Dippers birthmark?

Why do you even care about our plane of existence?

Why do you answer to the name Bill Cipher?
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Where were you when the author came back?
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What's Dipper's real first name?
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Why does he wear the mask?
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What do you think Bill's 'proof' picture is gonna be?
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Can jet fuel really melt steel beams?
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Why is this random spot in Oregon so important?

Where did the gnomes come from?

Wanna go fuck with/possess that time traveler or the love God?
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Creating a reddit account takes 1 minute.
Quit being faggots
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>>70795714
>Creating a reddit account takes 1 minute.
That's a minute too long. Sorry.
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>>70795714
I actually do have an account but I don't want to stay up til 1:30am for this, my sleep is shit as it is.
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>>70795466
deer teeth would be enough for me.
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>>70795466
dorito with googly eye stuck on
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>>70793995

Who is Jeffery Cannock?
The gnomes mentioned they were "looking for a new queen." What happened to the old one?
Whatever happened to Grenda's iguana?
Is Pacifica's hair really blonde?
Is Candy an immigrant? How long has she lived in America?
Where gnomes, minotaurs, and other weird creatures just always in Gravity Falls since before Trembly showed up, or were they more recent introductions to the wildlife?
What were you going to do with Gideon if you successfully completed your end of the deal with him?
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I never knew you needed an account to post on Reddit...
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What is Tambry's ethnic heritage?
What happened to Wendy Corduroy's mother?
Have you ever seen anything youve wanted to unsee?
How old are you?
Do you have masters?
Do you have friends or are you lonely?
Have you ever met the angel Moroni?
Why do you wear the hat, and how does it stay on?
Can Pitt Cola melt steel beams?
Where were you residing before Gravity Falls? Have you always lived in America?
Will Mabel ever find true love?
What is your relationship with the Northwest family? Have you ever made a deal with either Preston or Nathaniel?
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Hey OP here. Later tonight in going to post a draft of the list of questions, I'll try to cull out duplicates and retarded ones
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>>70797297
I might make a leddit account to ask all the good questions you exclude
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Are you behind the Illuminati?
Do you control the music industry?
Are you enslaving humanity through shitty music?
Are you responsible for satanic messages in children's cartoons?
What is the ancient alien jewish lizard people's end goal?
What is the meaning of "blanchin"? (if you control the music industry you should know!)
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>>70797297
How many questions are you gonna ask? I can't imagine he'd reply to more than a couple if you ask a lot of questions.
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>>70797563
Not sure, the /co/ guy from the last ama did about 10
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>>70797563
Go for it, putting one post with 50 questions would probably be overwhelming for Alex anyway, so it could be good to split them up
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>>70797897
I think about 10 maybe 15 questions. If he answers then I might do a second post with more questions
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>>70793995
Is the dreamscape known to humans as the astral realm?
Why is Robbie a punk in the flashback as a kid,but this is not recorded in photograph.
Is time baby a part of the big plan?
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>>70797968

I think the last time, Alex popped up unaccounted, so we didn't get as much time to come up with questions.
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Do you know who Rick and Morty are?
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What's behind this?

Where does the portal go?
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>>70795030
>bag of ice
>not icebag
YOU HAVE FAILED THESE /CO/MRADES!!
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Why did you refer to the Author's impending arrival as a darkness approaching?
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What is the meaning of the red scribblings on the Decoder #8 Journal page?
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>>70799498
These red scribblings
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Do you ever look at yourself in the mirror and ask "wow, am i really a talking triangle?"
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>>70799498
>>70799568
This is one of the more important questions that he could answer, but lets say he dodges it, what are more indirect ways we could fish for an answer? Like "How many languages/alphabets are in the show" or "does this code substitute into the 26 letters of the alphabet like the other languages"
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>>70799650
It may be something like
"Hey triangle guy, does this look familiar to you?"
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>>70794166
>it would be painful
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I see Bill answering questions like how a genie grants wishes. Like if you ask "What's your opinion on Wendy?" he'd say something about Wendy's the restaurant.

It'd be a way for Hirsch to question dodge. So to be save I'd be as specific as possible with your questions
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>>70799841
What could possibly go wrong?
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dead show
dead general
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>>70800045
losing more and more subscribers every dayy lmao
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>>70793995
kinda distracted by the fact OP used my Illuminacho image to start a thread. Either way I'm ready for tomorrow. Mostly spammed images of Bill getting dicked.
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How did the author took notice of you?
Did you show him the circle drawn around you in the journal?
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>>70795030
>Ask him a question about Wendy or Pacifica, see if he answers with llama or bag of ice.
Do this please
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>>70800366
We already know the answer to both of these. Bill and his wheel showed up in the Author's dreams.
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>>70800820
Only just noticed that the book was acknowledging the trees as well
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>>70799401

That's because the portal is something Bill wanted up and running. The follow up questions would be key
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>>70794987
Why is roiland subduing this uncut individual?
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>>70795805
OP here, I'm up till around 2 most days and don't have lecture until 2pm on Thursday so I'm good for it. Completely understand why the time could be an issue though. My SO's little sister is having me ask some questions for her too since her bedtimes 9 or something
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>>70794522
Naw, I'm pretty sure he has some lore-y bit planned out but overall it'll just be fun
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>>70801873
So, what questions have you selected to ask?
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>>70801993

He's probably just going to give us one or two true things, mixed in with a bunch of bullshit, leaving us puzzling over what's true and what isn't.
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>>70802045

He'll probably be more truthful / less evasive for less plot important questions, like (for example) Soo's favorite flavor of ice cream.
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>>70802010
I'm working on a first draft right now, I'll post it in about 15 minutes or so
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You guys are looking at this all wrong. This is a chance to ask an all knowing evil hypermind actual life advice. I want to know the meaning of life, if any gods are real, who killed JFK and how to make my dick longer
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>>70800820
I often forgot that fact anon...
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What do you recommend as a sure fire way to gain the attention of the ladies?
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First Draft of the Questions, fully open to changing and re-arranging them. Also still taking questions!

http://pastebin.com/ymBaRmdZ
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>>70802718
here are a few I think you should ask!
>>70794612
>>70794678
>>70794717
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>>70802718
What about this: >>70794916

It's in relation to a deleted scene
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>>70803057
What deleted scene?
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>>70803180
http://chrishoughtonart.tumblr.com/post/100803675012/going-through-old-files-i-found-this-panel-from-a
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>>70803190
Awesome
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>>70803057
Wasn;t aware that wasn't just a rando one, its been added

>>70803025
I feel like the heartless and cartoon ones arn't the most important so I added them to the maybe list. The more than one Bill one could be good, but I might move it to the maybe list just because I'm trying to keep it to the top 15 questions. I'll most likely do another post on the AMA with the maybe list questions
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>>70803312
Mostly I don't want to swamp him with questions (you guys have given me almost 50 so far) cause I think itll reduce our chances of getting them answered in one bulk post like last time
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What is your middle name?
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>>70802718
Hey OP about the symbols question, you say you're not gonna ask because we have it figured out, but if we're asking BILL he has to answer like Bill. Alex will definitely stay in character.

We should ask him why he calls soos, dipper, and Mabel question mark, pine tree, and shooting star and if it's related to the wheel
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>>70803644
Actually phrase it differently but I'm on mobile so it's hard to type. I may just make a reddit account to ask thia
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>>70803669
Oh fuck me I thought of something brilliant. Let's show him a picture of waddles or Pacifica and ask him who they are. What if he answers with their symbols?
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>>70803644
Good point, I'll add it to ask
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>>70803743
Does waddles have a symbol?
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>>70804277
I thinK I meant Wendy.
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>>70793995

Do you have any siblings?

Do you like spicy food?

Is the time-baby really a jerk?
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>>70803312
I kinda want the Heartless one to get answered.
because apparently everything's open for KH3
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>>70806156
Bill Cipher showing up in KH would be the bees tits, man.

Of course, our utter lack of knowledge about his goals and motivations makes it hard to see what he would do, but still.

BEES TITS
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>>70806156
Ill post it don't worry, it just won't be in the first batch unless some room opens up
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What's your relationship with the author, Stan's brother? Did he make some sort of deal?
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>>70799823
you're a big guy
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Why are you thinking of gold most of the time?
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>>70808715
>4u
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OP here, looks like everyone got their questions out. I'll do a second thread with the second draft tomorrow just to be sure, probably around 9-ish or something. Tomorrow should be fun.
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I thought it was going to be 1:30 AM tonight on april first, now its tomorrow?
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>>70811920
No, it's 1:30 for some anon somewhere over in Putinland

For us merifats it's tomorrow morning.
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>>70811920
It's 11:30pm PST today, which is April 1st for most the rest of the world. It'll be 1:30am where I am.
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Ask him if getting summoned was part of his plan
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>>70812048
So its about 3 hours from now?
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>>70812176
OF COURSHE
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>One person. 50+ questions

It's not impossible to make a reddit account and post a question yourself.
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Will the hand turkey make a comeback?
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>>70813377
Welp, just made one, didnt know you didnt even have to use an email
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From what I've seen from this thread, I hope that the mods in the AMA are fucking on it.
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>>70812176
Did anyone care who he was until he put on his hat?
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Do you hate squares?
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chubby Pacifica, yea or nay?
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>>70793995
Ask him how his plans are shaping up. Give us a sine Bill. Also, will he be willing to cosine my lease? Sorry this post got off tangent
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Dark times ahead they've been warning about it since season 1 the signs are all clear next episode will be intense and build up for the end game
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>>70815590
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>>70815590
>>70816234
Why?
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This is the council of Ricks. What do you know of Rick Sanchez?
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>>70816234
neat didn't know he had done more

>>70816332
personally I found it cute, but then I'm a big fan of Padippica and think a good story could come out of this(and this is coming from someone who's not even all that into fat)
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>>70816687
Nothing says creep like wanting to see a 12 year old get fat
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>>70816837
>Im a creep
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>>70817075
It's easy to be a proud pedo behind a computer screen
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>>70817121
But in real life #StillGotStabbed
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Should be up any minute now.
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>>70816837
wasn't really looking at it from a sexual angle at all dude
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>>70818951
I dont see it.
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>>70818999
It's not up yet, which is why I said should be up any minute.

Unless this was all an April's Fools joke and there will be no Bill at all.
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>>70818951
>>70818999

it's still March 31st, guys.

April 1st 11:30 PM
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>>70819025
So its in 24 hours? Why cant he use a good time zone like EST
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>>70819044

Because west coast = best coast
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>>70819081
Lets see you say that shit to my face
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Who is Bill Cipher?

Also have any legendary /co/-related people like Stan Lee or Jim Shooter had redit AMA's yet?
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>>70819106
Yes and no
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>>70819044

Dude, he's based in California and he grew up there, why the hell would he use EST?
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http://alonewithafootball.tumblr.com/post/115179355856/another-gravity-falls-continuity-error

Error, or new lore?
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>>70795020
>>70794293
Alex has messed with /co/ directly in the past.
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>>70821252
He is a magnificent bastard, that Hirsch.
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>>70802718
Some of them are too spoilery and he won't answer. Maybe a joke answer at best. Let's hope he won't pass it over entirely.
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>>70821252
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>>70820803

That's not big, we just have a year with trembley as boss
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>>70820803
Isn't it set in 2013? Which is why 2013 is said a lot in Boyz Crazy
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>>70793995
>I have a Reddit account and will be participating in the Bill AMA tomorrow
and this gives you...power over me?
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>>70823636
Gravity Falls began in summer 2012 and 2013 is said a lot because it's the future to those people.

Fuck Gravity Falls has been on for nearly 3 years and only has 1 and 1/2 seasons. Fuck Disney.
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>>70823261
It took many years to build the mansion in the first place
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Why don't we just post the questions on reddit ourselves
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>>70827344
Because some people don't like the idea of making accounts for some reason.
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>>70827344
I despise the layout
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Is it against the rules to make multiple accounts and samefag on Reddit? Will they just delete all my posts? I just want to ask a bunch of these questions here but space them out in multiple posts so Alex doesnt get a massive 30 line glob he ignores or answers half assedly.
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>>70827611
Nope. Nothing Stopping you except time and effort.
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>>70827694
>>70827611
It's ban-able if they catch you. If you have 4 or 5 duplicate accounts from one ip that all upvote the same posts, you'll get those accounts banned.
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>>70827834
Yeah, but just don't do that.

If you're using them to just ask a bunch of questions spaced out over multiple posts, no one gives a shit.

All they care about is that you aren't using it to artificially inflate your internet points.
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>>70823668
Naw, some people just dont want account. kinda silly. I think of it as if there was a thing o tumblr going down I wouldn't want to make a tumblr just to participate.
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Will someone post the thread (or whatever the reddit equivalent of a thread is) when the time comes?
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>>70829944
Alex will make the post to start, they usual have a proof picture and whatever
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>>70830049
My bad, I meant will someone link the thread.
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>>70793995
Why happend to season one characters like:

Trembley
Sev'ral Timez
Manotaurs/ Multi Bear
Gremloblin
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>>70818680
Don't kiss the sock. Kiss the real one.
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Second Draft. Cut it down a ton, I don't think a huge amount of questions will be successful. I'll do a few posts spaced out over the ama. Open to changes/suggestions.

http://pastebin.com/ymBaRmdZ
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>>70830091
Oh yeah I'll do that no worries
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>>70830421
Good enough
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>>70830421

Ask him what's in the mystery box
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>>70830421
>my question got into the third batch
yay, good news.
>>70830548
Put your trip back on Misha, you dog you.
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>>70830560

I'm not Misha, nice try though
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>>70830421
>What is the meaning of the red scribblings on the Decoder #8 Journal page?

Alex will not know what you mean. You will get axolotl'd hard.

>Whats behind the second floor door in Stan's lab?

He will not answer that.

>What his host's (Alex's) mindscape is like?

Don't ask that if Bill types directly

>Is Pacifica's hair really blonde?

You could ask that it's a harmless question.
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is anybody gonna post screenshots? I'll probably miss it
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>>70830617
Updated, except the "What is the meaning of the red scribblings on the Decoder #8 Journal page?" do you guys have suggestions on how I could reword this to be answerable? Otherwise I may move it to not asked
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>>70830617
>Don't ask that if Bill types directly
Just reword it, then.

What's your host's mindscape like?
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>>70830812
Link the page (imgur) and ask what the red scribbles mean
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>>70830885
Alright can do, I'm in lab right now but after it ends I'll do another update
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>>70830617
Most of those questions are asking for spoilers.
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>>70831049
I mean, the ones on the pastebin.
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>>70830162
Sev'ral Timez could be seen hiding behind a bin in Love God

The others may return in the last episode or something, maybe if Bill brought back the Pine's previous enemies.
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>>70830162
A few of the Sev'ral Timez cast can actually be seen at the Woodstick festival in Love God
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>>70830421
Are different accounts asking each batch? He's not going to respond to posts with a gorillion questions in it.
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>>70816234
I don't understand why CR is so obsessed with drawing fat women.
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>>70831335
I'm using one account but I was going to spread them out. I think alex will be cool with it, ill mention its from a group of people not just me. Keep in mind other people will probably ask a lot of the questions we will
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>>70831526
Just say it's from /co/. He'll understand.
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>>70804689
>He does
>He doesn't talk about them much because they're all squares
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Anyone got a link?
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>>70831727
Not up yet
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>>70831727
11:30 PM PDT
Which means it will be April second for most of the people attending the AMA.
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>>70831920
Why so goddamn late?
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>>70831689
Bill definitely came from time baby's playset
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>>70832163
Fuck if I know.
Maybe because Bill only appears in our dreams so when the AMA ends we will all "wake up" and it will have never actually happened?
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>>70832163
Maybe for Europe to also be able to participate. I'm certainly glad as it will be 8.30 am where I live.
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>>70832163
Because that's when Alex goes to bed.
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>>70818967
>>70816837
>>70816687
Going by the greentexts from yesterday, it's primarily going to be sexual from Dipper's POV.
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>>70832547
greentexts?
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What's your favorite type of triangle?
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>>70832547
Its shit becasue we all know Dipper is into beefy musclebound lumberjills
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How Much a -12 Dollar Cost?
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Justin pls leave
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>>70832566
https://archive.moe/co/thread/70724372/#70743138
https://archive.moe/co/thread/70724372/#70743600
https://archive.moe/co/thread/70724372/#70751367
https://archive.moe/co/thread/70724372/#70755596
https://archive.moe/co/thread/70724372/#70759834
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>>70832604
a guy can have divergent tastes can't he, perhaps he enjoys both flavors

>>70832760
neat
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Does Bill have a penis?
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>>70833002
> from muscles to fat?
Oh come on anon!
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Gonna ask if Bill pulled any April Fools pranks on any of the other characters
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>>70800820
Only just now noticing the -$12 bill
Why did the author have a -$12 bill in the first place?
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>>70830421
>http://pastebin.com/ymBaRmdZ
>my question still in the first batch
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>>70832604
Hence his confusion over his Plumpcifica boner in the greentexts.
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>>70800820
>816
What could it mean?
Maybe its gematria like 666 for Nero?
In english gematria it could be "stanley cup"
In Hebrew it could be "terror".
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>>70834944
http://gravityfalls.wikia.com/wiki/618
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>>70835430
>tfw new episode will not air until 6/18
H-happy birthday A&A
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http://searchfortheblindeye.com/ has been updated again!

It now includes a 3-step combined cipher that translates to "EGASSEM SDRAWKCAB", which is what Gideon chants when summoning Bill, presumably related to the upcoming AMA
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>>70835576
His chin and glasses being obscured make me think that's 6tan, but he doesn't appear to have six fingers (maybe it's hidden somehow?) and the glasses look wrong, they don't seem rounded enough.

The blue-ish light though, I'm assuming that's the portal.
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>>70835986

It really could be either of them, that's what's so excellent about it. Perfectly obscured fingers and edges of the glasses. It's like how he's only called "stan".
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>>70834265
I meant he'd like both, not one over the other
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8 hours and 20 minutes to go
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>>70832264
Clever
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http://eyeballsarchive.tumblr.com/post/115241194401/gravityfallsinfinite-gravityfallsinfinite-this

Umm... Could this be legit?
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>>70836484
his source is this:

http://gravityfallsinfinite.tumblr.com/post/115186224597/this-image-was-on-a-press-release-a-few-days-ago

so probably not?

Way too dark for Disney. Doesn't explain the pattern swap either, would we really believe his fez is blood covered all the time? Plus the new fez design fits in with gompers eating the fez. Personally I com here for theories and lore because lots of people on tumblr do it only for the "fame", so I'm inclined to believe that it's fake.
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>>70836484

Obviously, it isn't.
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>>70836484
Debunked the fuck out
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>>70836590

http://feednewz.com/top-news/487525/gravity-falls-mid-season-returning-june-22nd-with-revelations-97394/1427863511

Confirmed.
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>>70836484
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>>70836632
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>>70836638
Its April Fools, chums. Its just a joke, dont cry
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>>70837182
>>70836889
Fantastic.
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>>70836889
>>70837182

I appreciate that it can be cropped to this
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>>70837182
What happened to the framerate>>70818680
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>>70830421
>My question got into the first batch
At last these days of uninterrupted gf browsing have come to fruition.
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the machine activated with the three books is multivac? or maybe you're multivac?
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>>70793995
Hey Bill what was L R Hubbard like in person?
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Dipper's real first name isn't going to be revealed, maybe if you ask it somehow tricky, but he will just answer as "pine tree"
>>
http://pastebin.com/ymBaRmdZ

Changed the wording of the red cipher one and added a imgur link
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>>70839670
There's a typo on that question (theses)
Other than that, I'm okay with it
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>>70839834
Oh cool thanks for catching that, fixed
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I can't help but wonder if he's doing this at 2:30 in the morning to avoid the potential for horrible questions as much as possible.
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>>70839939
You're welcome dawg
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Why is alex such a night owl
What is a time zone anyway
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>>70840320
It's a division of time according to meridians according to the greenwich one (which is like 0 hour) then going -/+ hours as you get to the other side of the globe, it's for standarizing time as sun moves differently according to which part of the globe you're in
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>>70840452
meridians relative to the greenwich one*
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>>70841016
I hate you
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>>70841016
I'm probably lucky that it's still censored.
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>>70840452
T-thank you smarty anon
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>>70841471
You're welcome anon, here's an image for ya
http://www.timetemperature.com/time-zone-maps/world-time-zone-map-longitude.gif
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>>70795238
This is important
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Moringmark and Mike Inel's GF April fools jokes were pseudo-sexual in nature.

Do you think alex will record answers for the AMA while moaning and grunting? In bill's voice for the haha funny laughs? Do you want this haha i do?
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>>70815590
Chad, no, Chad no, Chad please no
I like your other paddipica art, but to be honest i don't like this in particular
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>>70842630
Just a little bit
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WHEN THE AMA STARTS?
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>>70842835

11:30, Pacific Standard Time. Right now it's 7:02.
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>>70842835
Guys it's in the subject, how are so many people asking this?
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>>70842899
Only 4 more hours . . .
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>>70842731
It's too late. The ball is already rolling.

And by ball I mean Plumpcifica.
>>
newfag here, what's going on? What's a AMA? Is it a Q&A?
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>>70843596
Ask
Me
Anything
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>>70843596

Pretty much.
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>>70843596
"Hi, my name is [whatever]. Ask me anything."

Celebs do it. It's a Reddit thing.
>>
Who wants to read a comic? You do! Oh anon, you know I live to serve
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>>70843910
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>>70843937
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>>70843950
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>>70843978
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>>70843994
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>>70844015
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>>70844028
we have fun here, you and I, anon

we have fun
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>>70844051

I liked this a lot more then I should have, thanks.
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>>70794987

good to see someone from my hometown
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>>70815590
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>>70816234
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>>70831442
because he is tubbytoons
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>>70815590
>>70816234
>>70832547
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Stop taking screencaps reddit
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>>70836632
If this is real, it probably won't be blood. It'll be spilled Pitt cola or something
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who wants a Lamby Lamby Dance?
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>>70846579
Only if dips sings in wapanese.
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>>70846682

Well... who wants a lamby, lamby, lamby?
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>>70846736
I do, I do!
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>>70846758

So, go up and greet your mammy, mammy, mammy
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>>70846579
>>70846736
is this leading where I think it is leading?
>>70846788
YES IT IS
>>
Theory: The lamby lamby dance is a Pines family Chabad tradition passed down for generations and in episode 12 we will see a young Stan brother doing it.
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>>70846799

Hi there! Hi there!
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>>70846838

STOP! YOU'RE BRING ALL THE PEDOS!
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>>70846865

So march, march, march around the daisies,
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>>70846906

Come on... a little more... You little slut.
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>>70847050

Don't, don't, don't you forget about the ba-by!

dippers cheeks
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>>70846579
>>70846736
>>70846788
>>70846838
>>70846906
>>70847079


>mfw this dork actually thought he had a ghost of a chance with me
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>>70847079
I know for a fact there are two additional panels to this comic.
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>browsing through GF tag

>After much pestering, Mabel convinces Dipper to finally join a dating website to, finally, get him a boyfriend. He meets a guy named Alex, and he is sweet, kind, loving, interesting, smart, adorable...well he's perfect for Dipper...but the secrets between the two could be too much to handle.

>mfw

I mean it ended up going on to say it was some billdip thing but holy shit for a moment I thought people were shipping Alex and Dipper
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>>70847104

I do not have the balls to do it

unless you convince me
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>>70847208
So you admit you have those files saved on your computer?
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>>70847101

I regret this
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>>70847224
http://i.imgur.com/n3xOoqY.png?1
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>>70847293
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>>70847208
You've gone this far, m8.
You could always crosspost in the dropzone.
>>>/i/437051
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So is this like a makeshift, temporary /gfg/?
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>>70847394
At this point most of /gfg/ is gathered here in secret in anticipation of Bill's AMA.
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>>70847394
No, where do you get that idea. No /gfg/ hiding in this attic
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>>70793995
Anyone else seeing Bill's legs as a dick here?
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>>70847426
>>70847452

Well, I'll make this quick and get out.

Are any of you fucks care to see a second-person reader-POV smutfic involving Wendy?

I've written this sort of thing before, but it's been a while, and I'd like to see if i can shake the rust off.

If there's no interest, I won't bother. Don't like writing for no audience, you dig?
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>>70847426
anticipaaation
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>>70847550
I can dig this, Eisenhower.
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>>70847550
>second-person reader-POV smutfic involving Wendy?
>second person

As in, "you do x, y, and z lewd things to the redhead, who grabs your..."?

Eh. Kinda prefer 3rd person if you're using characters from a show. Wendy is pretty generic and boring, it's the angle with Dipper that makes it interesting.

Still, I encourage you to write for the sake of practice. It seems a reasonable thing to do with your finite lifespan as a fortunate 21st century anon with internet access.
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>>70847842

>As in, "you do x, y, and z lewd things to the redhead, who grabs your..."?

Yes, like that. I promise it doesn't come out sounding like a text-based adventure game when done well, though.

And that's an issue I'm running into, you're right. There just isn't a whole lot TO Wendy. I tried to write some GF smut long ago, around episode five? Couldn't do it. I didn't feel like I had spent enough time with the characters to pull it off.

It hasn't got much better. I really feel like we need a Wendy episode soon to give her some more oomph as a character.
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>>70847550
Id rather it be from the perspective of the reader a Wendy
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>>70847842
All the stories in this actually happened right? Impressive he managed not to leak his master plan
>>
New lore

http://m.imgur.com/a/nSbla
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>>70848033
>posted on/near April 1st.
How convenient to stop on that 1 frame.
It does make me curious to want to review NWHS frame-by-frame now.
If this is legit in the episode, it could be pretty big. "Torn at the seams" reminds me of conjoined twins, but that would be too much.
>>
>>70848117
Personally, I think seams refers to puppets.
>>
How much longer for the AMA?
>>
>>70848169
1 hour and 19 minutes.
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>>70848190
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hytg8uo48_U

Oh boy. Gotta miss this one, I'll be back to look over the smoking wreckage in the morning.
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>>70848033
False alarm, I posted before I confirmed like a dipshit
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>>70848033
>>70848278
>False alarm
Darn. And to keep with the paranoid spirit, what makes it a false alarm? Any debunk links?
Or is it just not in your copy of nwhs?
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>>70848333

It was on the subreddit.

Someone checked their download, no text. The next person pointed out today's date.

Likely a ruse.
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>>70848333
I just went to the frame in my download. I'd be surprised if different copies had/didn't have them
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>>70847101
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>>70848359
>pointed out today's date
We should pay very careful attention to the difference between what Bill says from 11:30 to 12:00 vs what he says after midnight.
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>>70848383
WebRip or Itunes? I remember hearing one of them had a slightly larger frame
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>>70848492
>the follow up to that comic

Tit-zillas & lewdness: meh.

Deep kissing with eye contact: HNNNGGGGG
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>>70848510
But Im from the east coast so he cant ker-prank me because April Fools is been long over
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>>70848555
webrip, I have the 1080p HD and fullscreened it, no sign of it being there at all
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>>70848576

>Deep kissing with eye contact

This motherfucker knows whats up.
>>
http://www.wattpad.com/115908745-naughty-or-nice-dippers-blowjob
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>>70848492
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>>70848492
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>>70848576
>always tempted to spend money on commissions or paysites with stuff that's not circulated
>have to constantly remind myself that I have to spend it on more productive things
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>>70848624
I want to read more of this Stanley death
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>>70848644
You want to comission k-i-s-s-i-n-g? ((First comes love, then comes marriage then comes the lamby in the Lamby carriage!
>>
So...the AMA was an April Fool's joke, yeah?
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>>70848804
Doesn't start for another 43 minutes.
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>>70848804
Poisson d'Avril!
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GET HYPE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwG2newDukk&list=WL&index=3
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I'm tentatively excited

The Bill on Alex's twitter didn't feel very IC compared to Bill in the show. He leaves weird messages in the book and other places but it's totally different from how he talks. I wonder if it'll be show Bill or cryptic Bill?
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>>70847338
oh I did not know. thanks
>>
>thought I missed it
>it hasn't even happened yet

April 1 is over in 4 minutes, what the fuck
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>>70848006
This one did at least since in connects with Mabel dumping the teeth into the pit.
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>>70841016
I am unironically annoyed that this is censored.

How did I not notice myself becoming a faggot.
This is what I get for going on /d/
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>yfw it's a Q and A with Toby
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>>70848921
Billllll
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>>70849010
>mfw when it's not Bill, but Time Baby or a new character
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>25 minutes for AMA
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Thread theme:
https://soundcloud.com/bradbreeck/gf-e120-dreamscaperers-bill
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>>70849100
Dude it was 11:30am. Shit was over hours ago.
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TEN MINUTES
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>>70849237
Easily one of my favorites on the soundtrack. It's portentous, weird and off-kilter, and the middle bit almost reminds me of an old-school video game...
>>
>>70849313
So what's the address of this train wreck anyway?
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>>70848988
10 more minutes and it starts
>>
>>70849312
Pretty sure it was PM and Pacific Time.
11 minutes.
>>
>>70849336

reddit.com/r/gravityfalls
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>>70849312
Dude, you really need to learn what past meridian is.
>>
is it just some anon that's acting as bill cypher or what?
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>>70849381
Yes
>>
>>70849381
Dude, it's ALEX HIRSCH acting as Bill Cypher.
>>
>>70849381
No, it's Alex Hirsch acting as Bill Cipher.

Unless this is actually just a cruel april fools day joke by him.
>>
>>70849389
>>70849394

I'm getting conflicting answers here
>>
>>70849394
>>70849401
No, Bill is possessing Alex Hirsch.
>>
Why is it that Taking Over Midnight sounds 100% better than almost all the vocal songs in Steven Universe
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>>70849428
Technically the correct answer.

Just realized...are we going to be getting some sound bites at all?
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>>70849371
>past meridian
>past
IT'S "POST"

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe
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>>70849428

It's coming!
>>
5 MEENEETS
>>
plz ask as many Gideon questions as you can guys
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>>70849447
HOLD ONTO YOUR BUTTS
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>>70849447
https://twitter.com/_AlexHirsch/status/583507030536622080

This is hilarious
>>
Is there a thread already or whatever they're called over there?
>>
is it on /r/iama or /r/gravityfalls ?
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>>70849478

Hilarious and cute.
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>>70849478

HERE WE GO
>>
TWO FUCKING MINUTES
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>>70849487

/gravityfalls

>>70849486

The person hosting the AMA is the one to start the thread. Just gotta sit and wait.
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WHOEVER IS MAKING THE QUESTIONS THAT WERE IN THE PASTEBIN, PLEASE READ THIS FORM THE ALEX AMA
ONLY PNE QUESTION
ONLY ONEEEEEEEE
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BOW DOWN TO YOUR LORD AND SAVIOR FOR HE IS A COMIN PSEUDO/GFG/
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>>70849512
Thank you
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>>70849502
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>>70849487

/r/gravityfalls
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You guys are getting me so excited I feel like I might throw up.
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>>70849517

Those are Alex Hirsch's rules. This is a Bill Cipher AMA, you fucking clod.
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http://www.reddit.com/r/gravityfalls/comments/315yoy/im_bill_cipher_i_know_lots_of_things_ask_me/
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IT'S FUCKING GO TIME!!!!
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f5 f5 f5 f5
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we're live, jo
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>>70849535
reading it in his voice is half, if not all of the fun
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwG2newDukk&

GET READY
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>posted 1 minute ago
>141 comments
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>>70849535
>http://www.reddit.com/r/gravityfalls/comments/315yoy/im_bill_cipher_i_know_lots_of_things_ask_me/

eesh this feels OOC already
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>EVEN YOU, CHRIS!

As in CWC?
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> 2 minutues in

>400+ comments

>lel
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Jesus titfucking christ, I've never watched one of these go down live. All those posts already.
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>>70849532
Dude, still he is going to go by some rules, or just make separate questions for the first batch, better be sure.
>inb4 he answers with "so many questions, we better make a contract and I'll gladly answer them all"
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>>70849535
>ALRIGHT KIDS TAPE YOUR EYEBALLS OPEN and light SOMETHING ON FIRE because for the first time in 1,000 years you're about to get a GLIMPSE BEHIND THE GREY CURTAIN OF REALITY into the KALEIDOSCOPIC ANARCHY THAT LIES BEYOND! HISTORY'S GREATEST SAGES would TRADE THEIR BLOOD AND LIVESTOCK for an opportunity to SEEK MY UNHOLY KNOWLEDGE but instead get my I'M GIVING IT TO YOU- THE EAGER, PASTY, ANISOCIAL TROLLS OF THE INTERNET! WHY? FOR THE SAME REASON PROMETHEUS GAVE MAN FIRE- TO WATCH HIM BURN!
>FOR the next 60 MINUTES you can GRASP the UNKNOWABLE with your CHUBBY LITTLE HUMAN FINGERS and ask me ANYTHING YOUR SICK MIND DESIRES! YES, even YOU Chris!
>*ANYONE WHO PHOTOGRAPHS THEMSELVES WEARING A TIN FOIL HAT WILL BE ANSWERED FIRST!
>*I WILL TAKE OFFERINGS IN THE FORM OF BENT FORKS, DEFACED DOLLAR BILLS, OR RECORDED SCREAMS!
>*PROOF ITS ME: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6sFP_7Vezg
>*MY FAVORITE SONG: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rzIiF7LpPU
>L'OO EH KRQHVW, L OLHG: kwws://l.lpjxu.frp/ovHupYI.sqj

That last bit translates to:
>I'LL BE HONEST, I LIED: http://i.imgur.com/lsErmVF.png
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>>70849553

>500 replies
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>>70849571
> FOR THE SAME REASON PROMETHEUS GAVE MAN FIRE- TO WATCH HIM BURN!

here we go
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>>70849535
Jesus christ 475 already
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I posted my question before I made a tin foil hat. Dammit.
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>>70849535
how do I give him a tinfoil hat photo. Reddit's new to me.
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>>70849572
They don't normally get posts this fast, either.
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>ANISOCIAL

so much for an all-knowing being
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>Rabbit decomposition

Jesus Christ Bill you can't do that
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Is batchanon posting the questions? Its hard to look through this fucking mess
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>THE EAGER, PASTY, ANISOCIAL TROLLS OF THE INTERNET!

He knows is too well.
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>>70849603
>that finger injury thumbnail

AURGGHHH
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>>70849589
upload it somewhere (probably imgur) and use this code in your post [reddit!](http://reddit.com) replacing the text with whatever and the url with your pictures url
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http://www.reddit.com/user/_BILLCIPHER/comments/

Track all his responses here, click context for the question
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For anyone that isnt there yet
https://www.reddit.com/r/gravityfalls/comments/315yoy/im_bill_cipher_i_know_lots_of_things_ask_me/?limit=500

I've posted all of our questions. Holy shit that post jump though I hope he sees them
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>>70849589

> take pic of your unwashed face

> upload to imgur

> write question in comment box

>add url to imgur picture to comment

tada
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>>70849553
>>70849571
>>70849572
>>70849582
>>70849585
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friendly tip

If you look at http://www.reddit.com/user/_BILLCIPHER , you can see his posts. If you click "context", you can see the post being replied to.
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Fuck, all these redditors calling him William while asking some dumb ass questions, makes all our rejected questions look top tier
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>tfw no tinfoil
>tfw no ones in wallet, only tens

life is cruel
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>>70849644
fags gonna fag, m80
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>>70849644
Yeah they had some big gay thread about "OMG LET'S CALL HIM WILLIAM"
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>I EXIST IN A STATE OF QUANTUM UNCERTAINTY! THAT MEANS THAT EVERYTHING I AM, I'M ALSO NOT! IT ALSO MEANS THAT YOUR CAT IS DEAD! BLAME SCHRODINGER! HE'S A LOUSY PET SITTER!

>ABSOLUTELY! DRAW ME ON YOUR HAND AND THEN SHAKE HANDS WITH YOURSELF! YOU'LL CRUSH YOUR ENEMIES BUT YOU'LL OWE ME A FAVOR DOWN THE ROAD!
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Man, I know it'd take forever but I was hoping he'd do an audio recording of his answers. I love that fucker's voice. Also shit, I hope that "Bill" ignores the majority of shit questions.
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>ALRIGHT, YOU GOT ME, I MIGHT HAVE OVERSTUFFED MY RESUME! HEY, THEY SAY DRESS FOR THE JOB YOU WANT, NOT THE ONE YOU HAVE! BUT JUST BECAUSE MY POWER HAS A FEW BLIND SPOTS NOW DOESN'T MEAN I'M NOT ANGLING FOR A PROMOTION, YOU DIG? BETTER START STOCKPILING THE ESSENTIALS SMART GUY!
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Don't forget to read this in that loud Gordon Cole voice for maximum enjoyment
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So what did you ask?
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>>70849581
Also, from the looks of things, the capitalization/lowercase words don't mean anything other than to imply emphasis. Counting them out and deciphering the numbers doesn't make anything legible.
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>>70849670
>>70849667

YES WE'RE ALL LOOKING AT THE SAME THREAD FUCKERS
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Since the AMA is already at 700+ replies, you can just check his user page to only see his answers and click "context" for context.
http://www.reddit.com/user/_BILLCIPHER
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BUT JUST BECAUSE MY POWER HAS A FEW BLIND SPOTS NOW DOESN'T MEAN I'M NOT ANGLING FOR A PROMOTION, YOU DIG? BETTER START STOCKPILING THE ESSENTIALS SMART GUY!

bill confirmed for apocoguy
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>Bill has blind spots
Does anybody have that picture from the journal with the triangle showing a triangle's field of vision?
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>>70849681
>GOING ON REDDIT
FUCK OFF
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>>70849668

I broke down and made a reddit account, hoping Bill would answer my questions. I hope it'll be worth it.
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>>70849689
Why is he a triangle and not a pyramid with 5 sides
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You would think that Bill would rather go to the most chaotic website on the internet instead of Reddit.
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>IT ALSO MEANS THAT YOUR CAT IS DEAD!
jesus, Bill, calm down
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>ALRIGHT, YOU GOT ME, I MIGHT HAVE OVERSTUFFED MY RESUME! HEY, THEY SAY DRESS FOR THE JOB YOU WANT, NOT THE ONE YOU HAVE! BUT JUST BECAUSE MY POWER HAS A FEW BLIND SPOTS NOW DOESN'T MEAN I'M NOT ANGLING FOR A PROMOTION, YOU DIG? BETTER START STOCKPILING THE ESSENTIALS SMART GUY!

Bill is not the Final Boss confirmed.
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Bill's acting more of a babbling retard than usual.

Seriously, what is this gibberish?
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>>70849703

Take a picture with tinfoil dude, practically nobody's done it as far as I can see.
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PLEASE!!

Somebody ask who was the 5th of USA?
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>>70849685

For this, I thank you. This thread on reddit is like opening your hand to get a few pieces of candy hidden in a cannon filled with shit and hoping you'll catch the right thing.
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>>70849723
Alex is fucking blazed as usual
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>proof it's me
>decomposing corpse of a rabbit
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>>70849707
>4chan
>chaotic
We're way more organized than reddit, they also have more CP over there.
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>>70849723
This is how Bill talks when he isn't trying to make a deal with someone.
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>>70849703
Same. I got in within the first 100. I would have made a tin foil hate but my username is /co/ related and I don't want my stupid face to pop up on here.
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>>70849723
I don't know what you're talking about, I'm getting a pretty Bill vibe from the writing, especially if you read it in his voice
which is the only way you should be reading it
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>>70849728
I missed out on all this? Was GKND even real or did Warburton ker'prank us?
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>what is the meaning of life
>Your QUESTION IS FLAWED, JACK! You can't just scoop a noun out of a pile and ask what it's "meaning" is. Meaning is determined by conscious judgement, not inherently built into the universe. What if you asked "what is the meaning of yellow?" or "what is the meaning of butterscotch?" YOU'D GET THROWN OUT OF THE DINNER PARTY BUSTER! These chestnuts are as meaningless as your dusty old "meaning of life" foofarah. You can ask life's purpose, definition, function, even it's taste- but you can't ask for it's "meaning"
BY THE WAY LIFE TASTES LIKE URACIL CYTOCINE AND THYMINE!! ITS DISGUSTING!!

Depp.
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>>70849764
It seems to be a failed pitch. There's a 6 minute video out there