Together Breakfast edition
Old thread:
>>70707261
"Joy Ride" DL Link:
mega.co.nz/#!wQRHkBjY!6_wrAt9PcbHAhQbcG2XaMjh8H61_LeySDTJpxrSOnD0
HQ DL Links for Season 1:
mega.co.nz/#F!9BNUCCwa!J9_aX6ujYueYWkePW0OLZw
Listen to Soundtrack Here:
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
Preview for next weeks episode, "Say Uncle":
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1I9x82bCFVk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1g4ZTlNnCIE
first for Pearl
>>70713085
Thank you for not being /suugg/
where's the pics of Connie raping people?
4th for Connie
This is the good thread. That other OP can go to hell. Also, posting Perislut.
Nth for Space Cheeto Babe
THIS ONE POST IN THIS ONE
>>70713130
>>70713148
>>70713085
/sug/....
All you wanna do...
Is see me turn into...
>>70713176
I'm just in it for the nose man, no /ss/ for me
>>70713148
Like this?
>>70713014
real thread
>>70713164
>wet hair makes you a slut
just like smiling and masturbating!
Nth for a classic
Hey drawfags, draw this:
Sapphire and Ruby during too many birthdays:
>"Ruby! What do we do, he keeps aging!"
>"Calm down baby, I got this"
>Garnet starts shaking Steven
>Pearl and Amethyst: "GARNET STOP!"
>"RUBY WHAT THE FUCK"
>"I thought...violence would be the answer"
>>70713196
Amiee Manns voice is so fucking soothing, I hope we hear more of it.
>>70713219
Disregard this, I suck cock
"Say Uncle" will be hilarious and you all need to calm the fuck down.
>>70713204
REPORTED
>>70713219
>/suugg/
>has uncle grandpa links
fuck off
>>70713219
Go away. That isn't /sug/, you didn't link to the old thread, and you created it on Page 9.
>>70713176
>>70713265
>I don't like it because its not a Tumblr Toon!
From the end of the last thread
>Older Steven goes to a reunion rave
>Garnet and Amethyst on mission
>Pearl stays to clean up the house
>Steven comes home
>"HRUUHG, oh hey Pearl"
>After a close inspection, Pearl realized Steven is on some sort of a drug
what happens next?
>>70713188
thank you, Rebecca Sugar
>>70713214
and thank you, anons
Hey guys I found this lewd photo of Amethyst and Rose.
>>70713269
>3-0
Come on right eye, step it up
>>70713291
>>70713148
>>70713214
>>70713111
The gems helped found America so it's only proper
btfo
>>70713170
>you will never give Cat!Jasper skritcha-skratches like vid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ajyD1LnUG0
>>70713299
She realizes that Connie is hanging on him. They both ignore her and go straight into Roses room to bang.
>>70713329
How can she be so dense?
>>70713130
>>70713219
ironic shitposting is still shitposting
hidden and peridot'd
>>70713176
>>70713259
>Uh...guys?
>>70713420
Please, no
>>70713393
>Not feeding Lapis the eggs
>>70713339
Good God that is one fat kitty.
>>70713316
someone with actual skills please improve on this
>>70713420
2bara4me
>>70713329
Oh Matt, you are a blessing.
>>70713322
that's not the crossing at the delaware, its the rescue of Brook Watson, which happened in Cuba
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Watson_and_the_Shark
>>70713433
please, yes
>>70713228
you have the one with her writing in her diary?
>>70713420
>>70713462
nah, sorry.
>>70713469
Stevonnie as a dick girl?? this is perfection
>>70713339
There needs to be art of Amethyst or Greg doing this to Cat Amethyst.
https://youtu.be/JInXv93w3GM?t=31s
What is your favorite gem and why? Like not just "Pearl is best gem!", but the reasons why you favor one over another.
I like Amythyst. I always like the louder aggressive types, and how she has a tendency towards failure due to her act first thing later way of doing things. The dirty dancing, the shape shifting, the generally being fun. Love it.
Plus those proportions. God damn.
Reminder to never forget his sacrifice
>tfw Homeworld Gems will never stop shitposting in my general.
>>70713462
The one where Steven hugs her and she writes "I made love for the second time!"?
>>70713494
>Stevonnie as a dick girl?
>implying Stevonnie having a dick isn't canon
>>70713526
What was Onion going to do to him if he had actually got away.
>>70713546
Wait a minute, that ain't no chick
>>70713523
>Lackadaisy Gems
>>70713256
FUCK YOU UNCLE FAGPA
We need Photoshops of Saitama from One-Punch Man's face onto Pearl
>>70713523
I love pearl because how cute hse is, how she doesn't care about humans but loves steven with all his hearth and want to teach him everything about gemsstill I'm pretty sure she only loves steven because he is rose, if no, she would hate him
what does Stevonnie's precum taste-like, /sug/? I'm betting fry-bits and curry
>>70713329
>her attempt at a comeback
kek
>>70713539
Connie's not THAT naive
>>70713586
Are the gems legal US citizens?
>>70713546
I'm going to assume Stevonnie is a gender-neutral full hermaphrodite, just because one genuine male and female came together. Neither is dominant, for any reason, so yeah.
>>70713564
He would've been turned into an avatar of Onion's malice
>>70713339
>>70713518
>>70713523
I like Amy because of herwicked humor
WHY IS THIS JASPER SO FUCKING HOT
>>70713228
>>70713546
>>70713567
>>70713610
She has a fantasized idea of relationships. Doesn't help that its Steven.
>>70713586
Well, Garnet feels protective and motherly towards Steven.
Amythyst treats him like a good friend and has been known to like other humans.
I can see Pearl being good to Steven for selfish reasons if only to differentiate her from the others.
>>70713329
I knew Steven's voice was sounding different.
>>70713653
>>70713659
I'm guessing this is after Mrs. Maheswaran corners steven and rocks his world? And Steven's saliva, semen, and other fluids 'heals' her back into youth?
>>70713653
fluff is life
>>70713632
Actually, Cat Amethyst could do any of these and I'd be happy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acRpBTAfQSI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxRX6LXDpWs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J---aiyznGQ
>>70713618
yes, they are actual native americans. They were here long before the constitution, Pearl could have helped dot the i's for all we know.
>>70713692
HNNNGGGG HOLY SHIT
>>70713699
That doesn't make sense.
>>70713684
Yeah, that's why I garnet is my second, she is really motherly towards steven, but I don't know, for some reason I love more pearlalso, yes, I'm pretty sure she is just a selfish bitch
>>70713653
>>70713692
>>70713715
was the full version of this picture ever finished?
>>70713699
He probably thinks it's Connie
>>70713309
Okay, I'm normally tolerant of lewds and r34, but that shit is fucking vile.
Goddammit, it's the only piece of garbage filth that's ever managed to rustle me to this degree.
I'll just leave this here.
>>70713382
>>70713603
>curry chips
Stevonnie should've had a British accent like Estelle.
>>70713734
this feels oddly like a Kelly comic
>>70713715
>>70713710
Genetically engineered cats that can talk when?
>>70713777
Needs a crying Yellow Diamond in the corner.
>>70713745
It's fake, but I keked
>>70713653
I like the pubs, can do without the rest.
Believe in Esteban
>>70713800
>>70713800
>>70713800
>>70713800
>no SU caws
>>70713814
nah man ALL OF IT
SHES DELICIOUS
>>70713393
They just had to do it, didnt they? All they had to do was not draw the two damn lines there and it would've been fine
goddamn tumblr nose
>>70713618
They were there before the US was so I wouldn't be surprised if the land around their temple was considered a reservation.
>>70713699
It's a scene from Billy and Mandy, friend
>>70713798
and more labels.'
And Peridot smaller and in the lower right
And Levar Burton
>>70713863
just go into ms paint and fix it if it bothers you
it's what i always do
>>70713800
>Blueberry Boomhauer
>>70713837
>Cherry Bobby
All Jasper makes me want to do is grow my hair longer.
pebble is still the best
>>70713712
>>70713870
But can they vote?
>Pearl voted for mayor Dewey based on his platform of erecting fences throughout the town
>Garnet voted for the other guy and is still salty about his loss which is why she refused to help him during the blackout
>>70713940
And lift?
>>70713393
Can someone draw Peridot being kept in a pit by Ronaldo, and he's lowering down down a basket full of eggs. Like Buffalo Bill and his lotion.
>>70713952
fuckin incinerated
>>70713952
Anyone want to post the rest of these? They're pretty hilarious
>>70713940
She makes me want to destroy a nation and then fuck someone on top of its corpse
>like crazy buff girls
>don't like femdom
Jasper both turns me on and repels me at the same time.
>>70713692
>no boobs
If you're going to go go all the way
>>70713994
You mean like this?
>>70713970
I already do that though.
>>70713999
>>70713957
Not in red states
>>70714018
>>70714045
hot damn
>>70714034
>not living in a purple state
Fuck everywhere that isn't Ohio!Help Me!
>>70714045
Based
>>70714045
>>70713994
>>70713800
That's just horrible, bruh.
What are good SU lewd fics? We need to gather links to them in a pastebin
And I want to research them for other reasons too
>>70713523
It's kinda hard to pick a favorite. I like them all as characters for different reasons, but that's kind of different.
I like how mature Garnet it tends to be, but how at the same time she's clearly still growing as a person--compare her treatment of Steven early to recently; she's much more conscious of how she needs to interact with others, and not just make orders and expect them to be followed--she is the one that actually thanks Greg for decoding Lapis's message, after all, and she's also become the best parent figure that Steven has among the gems.
Pearl's character arc is really well-written, and while people hyper-focus on how she didn't climb down to help Steven in Rose's Scabbard, that's not a sign of her not caring about him, but rather just how messed up she really is underneath that exterior. She cares about him, and is doing her best it's just... there's a lot that she's not able to deal with emotionally. I look forward to seeing where they go with her.
Amethyst, I'll admit her story doesn't resonate with me as much as the others. I can recognize it's written well, because this is SU, but I guess I just wasn't really that kind of teenager.
>>70713800
>>70713837
Nightmare fuel.
>>70713196
Yuzhvol zhimke, YUZHVOL ZHIMKEI don't know the first thing about how Polish is spelled, so that's almost assuredly wrong.
>>70714023
>>70714095
>>70714112
Whoever makes these is fucking hilarious, I'm crying from laughter
>>70714112
>laggle laggle
oh gosh
>>70714095
hue
>>70713975
WHAT IS THIS WHOLE EGG THING
I'm a stevenbomb newfag and I DON'T UNDERSTAND
>>70713546
>mfw Stevonniehas both
>mfw all fusionshave multiple sets of genitalia
>>70713653
>>70713692
>you will never wrap Jasper's huge wild mane around yourself and use it like a blanket
I want death to release me from this bleak and pointless existence.
>>70714045
You could just post the uncensored version to the drawthread on /i/
>>>/i/435294
>>70714157
The egg thing means_______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________LURK MOAR
>>70713692
>>70713653
>>70713715
Imagine the Musk.
She doesn't have a nose so she can't smell herself. She would smell like wet dog
>>70714045
I thought her arms were different colors
What do you think Ruby and Sapphire were saying to themselves during this scene?
>>70714157
It's a neckbeard meme.
>>70714199
>Jasper's musk after a long workout
>>70714168
>not having her cradle you in those big muscular mama bear arms
>>70714216
>this bitch again
>>70714199
Shut up, Opal.
>>70714045
I forgot about the monstrous mouth thing.
The Garnet X Amythyst fusion was kinda monstrous too.
More gems in a fusion = becoming more and more of a monster?
>>70713393
>>70714160
they're shapeshifters, dingus
>>70713957
Pearl writes in Rose Quartz every election for every position
Amethyst goes to the polls just to get into arguments
Garnet tries to vote for who she thinks would be best for the humans but always rips the ballot on accident
>>70713745
>slowpoke
That shit's old as fuck.
>>70714157
It's a pretty classic thread, man. On /fit/ I think?
>>70714045
Arms
Garnet's gems
>>70714199
MMMMMMM
>Earth blown up
>only Connie and Pearl survive
>Pearl drowns her sorrows in gem booze
>the two of them travel the galaxy
>>70714216
>"I'm gonna fucking kill her"
>"Ruby, no."
>"I'll rip her fucking bird head off her fucking skinny ass body"
>"We promised Rose we wouldn't kill her"
>>70714045
Yes, it's finally here!
Here everyone have some OC
>>70714240
I don't know about that, Malachite was just 2 gems, and it was way more monstrous than Sugilite who was 3 whole gems.
>>70714028
>>70714216
>S: She's carrying thousands of years worth of guilt and sadness, we should give her a---
>R: THAT BITCH NEARLY RUINED THE PAINTING I WILL FUCKING PUNCH THAT CUNTS FACE IN
>>70714108
Pearl/Garnet
http://archiveofourown.org/works/3182891?view_adult=true
>>70714157
it was a /v/ thread about what you'd do if you found a girl passed out drunk
>>70714116yes
>>70713526
>>70713564
Wait a minute, Rose had ability to create sentient plants right?
Rose could've created onions family, Notice how much the watermelon people resemble Onion.
>>70714216
>She's getting handcuffed to the bed tonight...
>>70714268
>>70714307
Why'd you quote me?
>>70714260
>>70714212
those are gloves my friends
>>70714169
for you
>>>/i/436650
>>70714247
>Pearl writes in Rose Quartz every election for every position
That reminds me how my mom has been voting for Batman every election for every position since 1978
>>70714314
well its dumb
>>70714352
your mom is a wonderful woman
An important poll.
http://strawpoll.me/3986581
i just want a cute fat gf who cosplays amethyst
>>70714045
>>70714349
IS their a dick Version?
>>70714344
You were posting Jasper and Peridot so I was just posting another relevant img
Don't question it nigga
>>70714290
>That little tiny "i beb famly hahend" next to cookie cat
Nice attention to detail
>>70714112
tfw thought they were going to have to kiss
How long until there's a SU thread simulator
what should the music be?
>>70713952
#REKT
>>70714352
>Wanting batman for president
He would turn the nation into a police state
>>70714199
>Mfw Lapis gave her a Bath
>>70714417
I was just asking man.
>>70714157
>announcing that you're a godless stevenbomb immigrant
>>70714388
>>70714423
something on a ukelele
>>70713952
When Rose said that, that was kind of fucked up. Even though they save humans constantly, could she not keep shitting on them constantly?
>>70714442
that's a man
>>70714368
noobs should be seen and not heard
or in your case, neither
>>70714442
>>70714439
just go w/ the flow
>>70713952
There is no cream on earth to soothe that hurt
>>70714391
no, I´m sorry, Im pretty bad drawing dicks
>>70714468
She's not a good person by human standards.
>>70714485
>god oh my
lolwut
>>70714423
As soon as we get our own containment board.
>>70713826
Steven is no greasy mudslime, That would be Connies role
>>70714485
Panty & Stocking reference?
>>70714388
That's really sexy.
I found a nice Amy cosplayer at Mageft this year. Hold on, I'll get the pic from my phone
>>70714471
>>70714519
you didn't get the memo? all pictures are read from right to left now
>>70714542It's jooj
>>70714534
Calm down, /pol/ and/or /b/.
Anyone got the picture of Matt burning someone who thought Steven Universe wasn't funny
>>70714526
nah, hsg had them just from their threads right here in /co/.
There will never be a containment board. The containment thread system works.
>>70713800
GUYS I THINK I MADE A MISTAKE
>>70714330
>lap sitting
Unintentionally adorable
>>70714555
Is connie fused with a play-doh gem?
>>70714221
>>70714236
>>70714263
>all these filthy Jasper Fags
She wouldn't even take a shower and good luck persuading her to take one She's stronger than you
>>70714600
Spearl
>>70714600
you sure did
Is that all the Rick and Morty stuff?
>>70713523
>Had to stop watching Steven universe
>Did so because you know that you'll never meet someone like Amythyst
>And if you did, she would never care about you
I feel pathetic. She's my damned dream woman in every way.
>>70714330
Is this meant to be anti ss or is it referencing something?
>>70714600
I THINK I MADE A BIG GODDAMN MISTAKE
>>70714045
Sugilite reminds me of the Wraith From evolved
>>70713329
Is that an attempt at a comeback or is she legitimately that dense?
>>70714600
>>70714624
>>70714534
Isn't... Connie Indian?
>>70714636
Rick and Morty, anon. Rick and Morty. Come on.
I'm going to finish those fics tonight /sug/. I promise.Help.
>>70714616
None of the gems take showers, Opal. Why are you being retarded?
GUYS
>>70713523
Honestly? It's probably expected, but I can't help but love Garnet.
I can't really explain that well why she's my favorite, but there's just something about how she loves Steven. The other two are great and all, but I like Garnet and Stevens' interactions better. Amethyst is fun, and Pearl is loving, but Garnet is the one who would literally kill someone for hurting Steven. She's all "cool and mysterious" but every now and then a little bit of emotions leaks out and you see her for what she is. She loves her surrogate son, and I have no doubt that she would do anything for him.
She's easily the most supportive and trusting of the Crystal Gems. Amethyst is always apathetic and Pearl is always "NO WAY STEVEN TOO DANGEROUS!"
But Garnet is the one to show trust and allow to Steven to do what he wants. She sees his potential and wants him to reach it.
Sometimes it's hard for me to tell, but my favorite moments are seeing Garnet smile. Not just the big ones, but the little smirks too. She's not as stoic as people think, I bet she's just distracted because Ruby and Sapphire are too busy inside of her.
I'm really glad to see her be more talkative, I bet she's still riding that Stronger Than You high.
(This is just for the Crystal Gems, if it's for all of them, then Garnet is tied with Lapis Lazuli.)
>>70714216
>Not this shit again
>>70713523
pearl is perfect
>>70714616
>Wanting to tell her to take a shower
>Not getting used to it
>>70713329
Matt you're kind of a dick
>>70714682
Yeah? So they're gonna do a Rose episode, I'm 80% sure we knew that.
>>70714600
reminds me of tong nou
>>70714682
They're doing a flashback episode where we learn how Greg and Rose met.
I guess she sings for him.
Post your SU webms.
>>70714676
Does Steven's house even have a bathroom?
>>70714519
>Don't dead open inside
>>70713329
was it ever explicitly stated how old steven was
>>70714741
>>70714199
>Hose down Jasper
>she's getting lewd about it
>bends over and demands your spray her ass
>do so
>she starts purring and snarling and tearing up the ground with her hands as the water sprays all along her glutes and thighs and washes off layers of salt and dirt, muddying up the ground around her
>she's getting even dirtier from your attempts to clean her
>stop spraying her
>she turns at you when she realizes you've stopped, and pounces
>you're thrown to the ground
>covered in mud
>'did I say you could stop, Human?'
>she drops the hose on your chest
>'Spray me'
>you start up again
>she starts roaring and snarling yesses, and her body glows
>small but soft breasts start to grow on her body, and her hands grow more bestial, like tiger paws, as she starts kneading her chest, bobbing her hips up and down, like she's riding the spray
>you start fearing for your safety as her feet start shuffling up mud, as she slowly grind herself down to your level
>she's finally on top of you, huffing and puffing, a wild look in her eyes
>'I guess you've started to figure out the bath was a ploy...'
>she slowly takes her paw and lifts your head
>'I could break you right now, you know. I killed many humans back in the good old days, you'd be a twig to me'
>she moves her hand down to your neck
>then to your shirt
>and pulls you in for a powerful, invasive, lurid, gum-excavating french kiss, Jasper violating your mouth with her tongue
>'But there was something else I liked to do with humans. The ones who did what they were told, and promised to keep secrets.'
>She starts glowing, and a collar appears on her finger
>A scary, hungry, sensual smile grows across her lips, and she starts spinning the collar on her fingerWho does she put it on?Seriously, I'm either gonna continue this as a power-bottom or a femdom thing, I want you to decide.
>>70714741
>>70714682
I bet it will be a duet with Greg about cleaning crumbs off the seats of his van
http://archiveofourown.org/works/3591237
>>70714753None that we've seen before.
>>70714675
what fics?
>>70714753
It's clearly built to accommodate Steven what with the fridge and etc so probably.
>>70714199Opal has two vargubas
>>70714600
THEY KEEP GETTING WORSE
>>70714669
There are Muslims in India.
>>70713610
to be fair, it's a Futurama reference
Also, she's like, 12
>>70714547
Here it is
http://imgur.com/nZzBYfn
http://imgur.com/wXipXDj
Files were too big
please, someone draw all the gems like this.
I hope that say uncle has a special credits theme (maybe an instrumental rearrangement of love like you in the style of the uncle grandpa theme)
>>70706640
>>70714834
Yeah but she's pretty smart. And her mom is a doctor.
>>70714791
>>70714330
This reminds me that one post.
>>70714859
she's also sheltered as fuck
>>70714853
I'm hoping the intro changes for the occasion
>>70714854
Dang that's reallysexy
>>70714859
>implying she would tell her sheltered daughter anything
>>70714876
They just keep getting worse each pic posted.
>>70713392
>The Gems will never do a Proper Toku transformation
I made myself sad
>>70714876
>>70714859
>By the time her mother gives her a talk she's gotten all this wrong information from Steven
>"What, you mean girls don't die from childbirth and merge with their newborn kid?"
>>70714485
>>70714442
The fun is only beginning Greg. Lord Sucrose will only make you suffer.
Susan Egan is singing a song in SU!
Ahhhh
>>70714859
>She's more knowledgeable about human anatomy than Steven
>Gems don't know shit
>Greg murders that which he fucks
>Connie has to give Steven sex ed to make sure he gets the right info.
AND THEN THEY FUCKED
>>70714854
WOOOAHHH
>>70714903
>>70714925
>>70714941
>Lady Sucrose
>>70714741
>>70714854
holy shit
>>70714783
she puts it on me.
>>70714948
>>70714783
Oh man, someone set up a strawpoll and/or screencap this
>>70714979
>>70714741
I don't know what this one is
>>70714941
anon pls
>>70714955
>>Gems don't know shit
Amy can teach him
>>70715017
>>70714955
Please, someone make this into a fanfiction
>>70714998
http://strawpoll.me/3986711
Vote away.
>>70715005
>>70714979
oh, okay
>>70714955
>Connie has to give Steven sex ed to make sure he gets the right info.
>The "right info"
Is that what she tells herself?
>>70714783
Hurt me, Mistress Jasper.
>>70714998http://pastebin.com/5dgk8QBf
>>70715048
Yeah, like girls really like it when you put your mouth in a particular spot and move it a little, no a little to the left
>>70714825
Holy shit, grape ape
>>70714876
Stop please, they're getting progressively worse
>>70714952
What a cunt. You can even wipe it off, the ashes will just get mixed into the ice cream
>>70714825
AND THEN THERE'S FUCKING GARNET
>>70714650
maybe both
>>70715005
That's the look she had on her face when Rose first penetrated her
TEST
>>70715095
Kill you already
>>70714791
I bet Tom Preston fapped to this
So why haven't we had drawfags trying to draw their own ideas of what the Diamonds will look like?
You faggots made Abalon and Kidney Stone, surely you can come up with better diamonds than deviantart
>>70715111
success??
~100 more images guys, do we want a repeat of last night
>>70715147
I like this for White Diamond
>>70714682
Okay cool but why does everyone need a song
>>70715012
>"I love the water temple!" said no one ever
>>70715147
Money on Yellow Diamond looking like Dio from Stardust Crusaders
>>70713437
>Lapis will never live in your house and mooch from you
>>70715147
>Abaone
They commissioned someone for that art and constantly beg and grovel for requests.
>Kidney Stone
Actual /co/ creation made by a fuckload of people.
>>70715108
Jesus what did the poor girl eat?
Looks like she's shitting out the air capacity of the hindenburg
>>70715164
>do we want a repeat of last night
What are you talking about?
>>70715122
This is Garnet.
Back together.
And I'm never goin' down at the hands of the likes of you, because I'm so much better.
And every part of me is saying, "Go get her."
The two of us ain't gonna follow your rules.
Come at me without any of your fancy tools.
Let's go, just me and you.
Let's go, just one on two.
Go ahead and try and hit me if you're able.
Can't you see that my relationship is stable?
I can see you hate the way we intermingle,
But I think you're just mad 'cause you're single,
And you're not gonna stop what we've made together.
We are gonna stay like this forever.
If you break us apart, we'll just come back newer.
And we'll always be twice the gem that you are.
I am made
REEEEEEEEEEGHORUGGGHABRUGGA
>>70715147
yellow Diamond here
>>70715147
white's okay but yellow and blue just really don't look like steven universe characters
>>70715087
>What a cunt.
"Pearl" will suffice.
Onion can't be fucking human.
>>70715048
>>70715078
>>70715041
And of course, the Sex ed would be done in a song.
The first time Connie sings is about how to fuck her curryin the real way
>>70714268
Pearl and Connie! 100 years!
Pearl and Connie forever!
>>70715164
I'll stop posting images.
>>70715211
>>70715095
Mr Gus?
>>70715223
That looks like a really tastyJelly filled doughnut
>>70715211
Bane can do it bigger.
>>70715223
Someone post the gif of him holding his hand out and the background turning black
>>70715209
Hit the limit at page 7 and it took forever to get to 10 and it was really boring
Granted that was around like 5AM EST so that's probably why it took so long
>>70715213
>>70715253
>>70715211
>>70715095
>>70714825
>>70714600
>>70713800
>>70713837
>>70714330
Please good give me more!
>>70715228
Steven's powers seem to be activated by feelings of love and romance
A little bit of dancing activated his fusion powers, I dread to see what superweapon he could produce if he had sex
>>70715273
I'll be drunk and watching anime by then so who cares
>>70715253
>>70713309
That's pretty lewd.
i need to start doing these commissions, /sug/ decide which one i do first
>Steven as Kiva
>Steven as Fourze
>Lapis as Wizard Water Form
>Amethyst as an Agito form
>Pearl as a ZECT Rider
>Pearl as Kikaider
>Final Form Ride Lion
>Garnet as W
>Garnet as Accel
>Wizard getting Donuts from the Big Donut
>Connie popping a wheelie on KR Black's bike.
>Greg as Stronger
>Steven Hanging out with Beast
>Steven, Crystal and Homeworld gems doing the "Henshin" Pose
>>70713975
>It eats the eggs in the basket, it does this whenever it's told
>Why are you doing this? I don't even have to eat! You see, I'm actually a hard-light construct projected via a multiform forcefield matri–
>TAKE THE EGGS OUTTA THE FUCKIN BASKET!!
>>70715289
>healing aura covers the entire world. cancer is cured, people wake up from comas, human lifespan is permanently increased by fifty years and teens stop getting acne
>>70715045
>more people voted for collared Jasper
>>70714783
>but more people responded for Femdom Jasper
>can't keep them both happy
What if I flip a coin? Will that work for you all?
>>70715313
>Steven, Crystal and Homeworld gems doing the "Henshin" Pose
>>70715313
>Final Form Ride Lion
Do this one.I have no idea what it means, but it involves best character: Lion
>>70715289
>Connie is pregnant right after their first time having sex.
>The baby is formed, fully developed, after 4 months.
>>70715171
>>70715213
Assuming Rose turns out to be a former Diamond (like, Red or Pink), that would probably make the Diamonds Stevens' Aunt-Sisters.
Just imagine them meeting him.
>Yellow goes all Cruella Devil and tries to act nice when she's a dick
>White turns out nice/neutral and is just surprised/happy/sad that she now has a nephew
>Blue punches him in the face, then starts running around going "SUCK IT ROSE, I WON"
>>70715339
>more people voted for collared Jasper
I'm more of a Lapis fag anyway.
>>70715343
Lion gets turned into some form of artillery.
>>70715289
Real talk he's probably gonna get some sort of upgrade the first time he and Connie kiss
>>70715313
>Connie popping a wheelie on KR Black's bike.
>>70714268
I'd buy that for a dollar!
>>70715289
Are you implying that he has a crush on Ms. Lazuli?
...I support this theory.
>>70714854
Thanks for completing the request!
Why doesn't Steven just shapeshift into his mom and be the leader the gems need?
>>70715348
>Blue gives Steven a swirly
>"Say you love gems, SAY YOU LOVE GEMS"
>"But I do love gblublub"
>>70715364
>Threesome
>>70715348
If the theory about White being the one in the pyramid is true, she'd be a lot more grateful to Steven than the others.
>>70715335
lol we need a to get a drawfriend on this
>>70715313
Laspis as Wizard Water form sounds cool.
>>70715335
>Afterwards Connie says it was about a 7/10
>>70715347
>>70715335
It's the strangest thing, but the first thing that came to mind was the abominations from Dune.
We should do the Pull the Lever Scene with Jasper and Peridot
>>70715313
Henshin a go-go, baby.
>>70715375
sounds neat.
>>70713085
Who's ready for the crossover?
>>70715339
...I accidentally voted for collared Jasper because I wasn't thinking and confused it with "who wears the pants"
>>70715389
Probably. I think I saw some spaghetti when her wings formed after he healed her.
>>70715374
Dont worry about it bruh
>>70715220
Truly, worse than Hitler
>>70715348
>one of the Diamonds decide the best way to beat Steven is to do what Rose did and become a human
>essentially makes a Damien gem child, with all of Diamond's memories and powers, but all the humanoid weaknesses
Part of me wants it, the other half is like 'this would be such a stupid OC'
>>70715431
AAAAWWW YIIIISSS
>>70715389
No, but his powers were tied to his self confidence. Anyway, so far most of his powers (bubble, healing spit, fusion) have been discovered when hanging with Connie. The closer he gets to her the more he's probably gonna find out.
>>70715451
Good Mourning
>>70715339
It's up to you man, you're the writer
But hey, the majority vote wins.I voted for anon getting the collar
>>70714970
>Grand Poobah Sucrose
>>70715468
I thought half would be like "isn't that what Onion is, hurr"
>>70715108
>>70715155
Rose's meaty hand cupped pearl's delicate shoulder. "No one can know about this place. This is just between you...and me."
"I won't tell anyone, Rose! I swear it!" Pearl's eyes began to tear up in the human fashion, one of the few liquids she allowed herself to exude. "I'm so honored you chose me to keep this secret for you..."
Rose straightened up and put a hand to her hip. A sly smile flashed across her face. "There is another secret I'd share with you..." she grabbed the hem of her dress and lifted it to the side revealing a massive fat dong hanging just below her knee.
"I, I don't understand," Pearl's voice trembled in fear. "What is that...thing?"
"It is a human dong. Do you like it?"
Pearl considered for a moment, moving her hand to her chin. "I don't understand, but...on you Rose anything is beautiful. And I'll be your confidante in this as well...if you'll have me..."
The dong twitched ever so slightly. "Oh, I will have you..."
>>70715193
I can dig it
>>70715335
Steven's Curecock (the murdercock Greg passed to Steven mutated thanks to Rose's healing nature) causes all the corrupted gems to return to normal.Centipeedle gets super jelly and super thankful towards Connie for fucking Steven
>>70715490
>>70715491
>Massah Sugarcane
>>70715487
That's a shoop. I can tell by the pixels.
>>70715487
Good morning!
>>70715468
>Diamonds fuse
>grow a child
>turn into a fully formed human boy
>starts calling Steven 'cousin'
>forcefully fuses with Connie, and becomes some sort of super Diamond queen version of Connie mixed with evil child thing
God this is turning into some serious DBZ Cell Saga shit.
>>70715491
I second this
>>70715456
"No prob, Bob"
You can just feel the awkward in your bones. I fully support ConnieXSteven, but I honestly can't help but love the idea of some sort of relationship or other between him and Lapis. It doesn't even have to be romantic or a crush.
>>70715213
>>70715276
>Rose is also a diamond
>All diamonds are inexplicably attracted to Greg, for reasons all the other gems can't even begin to understand
>>70715313
Kiva or Ride Lion.
though in the future a Strawpoll'd be a better way to gauge intrest
>>70715347HyperpregnantConnie
>>70713188
Why did Cloud Connie creep me out so much, somethings wrong...
>>70715507
More Futa Rose pls.
>>70715541
Well... We did just finish the Saiyan Saga...
And Yellow Diamond's seeming like straight up Freiza Saga so far...
>>70715541
>Hey, Steven, it's your favorite cousin. Want to go see some beeg american teeties??
>>70715147
...yuck.
>>70715253
>>70715468
>final battle is Steven vs a baby
>Steven loses
>>70713085
Hey this is Rebecca Sugar, and can't participate in this thread either. My vagina is bleeding.
>>70715555He wields the only thing harder than diamond
>>70715289
>giant bubble covers the world
>>70714958
I like this
>>70715595
>"Hey Steven, it's your cousin, You never call!"
>"Want to go bowling?"
>>70715550
I think they're gonna fuse at least once. If nothing else, their combined powers would likely let them make a healing spring on demand, or produce gel-like watery barriers that don't shatter the second they're penetrated
>>70715606
Yeah
BBC will do that to ya
>>70714773
malakyke.jpg
>>70715491
so she's been stealing all the cookies and selling them?
>>70715579
Hey, I have a folder with that name.
>>70715582
> Why did Cloud Connie turn me on so much, somethings wrong...
>>70715550
It's friendship.
>>70715316
This needs to be made.
>>70715644
could also make a magic rainstorm that produces an instant army of [s]saibamen[/s] plant minions
>>70714753
it does actually
http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/2e4gmx/i_am_rebecca_sugar_creator_of_steven_universe_and/cjw2u52
>>70715550
Lapis is the first gem Steven's ever met who didn't raise him; she's the firs new person he met who might be able to relate to his life on a personal basis.
>>70715558
Quick! Hide Steven before she finds out the truth.
>>70715644
It would be really stupid for Lapis's sacrifice to be pointless and have them come out so early in the season, but...
Goddammit I just really want her out of the ocean. It'll happen eventually, but I haven't gotten my fill of her yet.
>>70713299
Oh an after school special
>>70715681
No it isn't.
>>70715707
Doesn't mean the Gems use it, though.
>>70715738
Written and Storyboarded by Sugar herself
Say hello to that Emmy!
>>70715724
as soon as the fusion ends, lapis can instantly use the whole ocean to crush jasper enough to force her to regen, bubble her, and bring her to the cg as a peace offering
>>70715676
>Cloud Connie
Hmmm...
>>70715724
Nah man; Lapis's solution was a quick fix sort of panicky move. It's not meant to last. The other gems aren't going to stick around being content that a huge threat like Jasper is down there lurking, waiting for the right moment where Lapis lets her guard down to burst out.
>>70715583
>Jasper demanding to see Steven's dong to see if he's the 'real' Rose
>>70715776
>>70715743
Why is that guy's Lapis always tilting her head upwards?
>>70715750
Then what is it? I honestly don't think we've seen enough of her to judge it correctly.
>>70715541
Voiced by Jaye Davidson.
Crying Game AND God of the Space Worms? It's like it was the role made for him.
>>70715795
>no one's drawn Jasper as Franky yet
>both have pomp
>Jasper has a visor, Franky has sunglasses
>Both don't have a nose
>Both are buff as fuck
>both have tiny waist syndrome
C'mon guys, step it up!
What is Centipeedle's gem supposed to be?
>>70713188
>>70715582
>>70715676
I still believe that Rose's room is an extension of ROSE'S will, not just Steven (same for Lion).
>Teaching him lessons
>Went all crazy till he learned to express himself, then was like "That's better"
>The Room/Lion are Rose's ways of trying to raise Steven
>The Room is basically Rose
>Everyone making Cloud Connie x Steven rape is making Rose x Steven incest rape.
You guys make me sick.and horny
>>70715147
So White-Diamond is pretty much this then?
Yellow is okay, Blue looks like horseshit
>>70715818
>>70715653
That's uncalled for.
>>70715823
Jade or Emerald.
>>70715823
Emerald
>>70715823
http://kamayojewelry.com/gemstone-colors/green-gemstone-names/
who fucking knows
>>70714834
What made Bad Pearl bad, /sug/?
>>70715805
I should be surprised but I'm not.
>>70715838
>>70715796
>Gets disappointed by his peanut sized dong.
>Commences SPH
We need a drawfag on this.
>>70715863
Edginess.
>>70715808
she's high
>>70715615
A van made of 40 miles per hour?
>>70715795
>>70715808
got her eyes on the prize
>>70715863
Steven died on her watchShe couldn't save him because she wasn't EDGY enough
>>70715877
fucking hell, that's funnier than it should be
>>70715885
>>70715823
I heard somewhere that it's supposed to be Green Onyx? But I don't know.
>>70715810
It's Lapis x Steven romance baby.
>>70715858
>>70715908
>70715908
>>70715615
>>70713444
>ask for buff steven flexing while pearl looks and blushes
>get this in one of the threads
damn that was a good dayI wish there was more
>>70715921
>love this design
>don't wanna save to much of it because she won't look like that
>>70715780
Lapis was able to control the entire ocean.
Even if Jasper DID escape, then I don't really see her standing much of a chance at the bottom of the ocean. She's as good as dead.
>>70715832
My dick is okay with this.
Especially if she turns out nice/neutral.
>Ends up really loving and caring towards only Steven (if Rose was a Diamond).
>Other gems wary/hate her
>She doesn't like Connie trying to get close to Steven, thinks he deserves someone stronger/better.
>better /ss/ than Pearlfags by FAR
>>70715900
>>70715875
Huh, I've never really thought of these pics as overtly edgy.
But maybe that's just because I've got a thing for pics of girls smoking.
>>70715877
>a van made of 40 miles per hour
>made of 40 miles an hour
So a van made of speed is harder than a diamond?
>>70713826
holy shit my sidesthat kid looks pleasant as fuck
StevonniexCalmasis
>>70715951
Shoulda just played freebird poil, Greg played freebird
>>70715981
Yes, but not as hard as a diamond made of speed
>>70715963
>Gems don't need to breath
>Jasper survived the ships core shocking her
>Survived the crash landing
>Survived the following explosion
>>70715981
you've read The Flash, of course it is
>>70715844
>>70715846
I seem to recall someone here saying Ian or someone said it WASN'T Emerald at least. They wouldn't say what it was though because they were being coy.
I'm hoping for either Jade or something obscure.
>can't be Olivine, since Peridot is basically that.
>>70715095
>>70714825
>>70714600
thank you for this, anon. i'm glad i got to see these
>>70714854
>not HEAT/TRIGGER
YOU HAD ONE FUCKING JOB
>>70715955
well obviously, she's gonna have a gem for an eyeball
>>70716032
>can't move because THE ENTIRE FUCKING OCEAN is restraining you
>>70716037
Ian said Centi wasn't Malachite. She could still be Emerald or even Olivine if the creators want to stretch out the gem names.
>>70715955
I have a ton of her
>>70714330
>there's more out there
oh god YES
why is this team up so hilarious?
>>70716076
still haven't seen any designs with the gem as a straight up ballgag, which is surprising
>>70716032
regardless of Jasper's invulnerability I don't think she can overpower the whole ocean to escape
>>70716098
Peridot is Olivine.
>>70716094
Shouldn't it be "our" only weakness?
>>70714683
This.
>>70715976
Maybe not how tag draws her but most depictions are. She originated with one of the crewniverse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2vY7zxleZY
Rate this one /sug/
>>70716151
She is not two people, she is not a person, she is an experience
>>70715955
>"fan" design is put out to deviantart/tumblr
>gets popular
>turns out it was made by someone from the Crewniverse and leaked to get hype/see reactions.
A man can dream.
I mean, they had that JasperXLapis art that they were just sitting on forever.
>>70716094
I really hope we get a baby Steven episode.
>>70716160
really? what was the first picture?
>>70715863
she fucked for the first time and it wasnot that amazing
>>70716191
im glad im not the only one
>>70716126
Stelio Kontos on the other hand...
>>70716172
7/10
>>70716172
3/10
If you can't nail the "and STEVEN" at the end, you don't deserve to sing it.
>>70716088
One day in the future, some scientists exploring the bottom of the ocean will find an unusually dense area of water blocking the path of the Atlantic current.
And what surprises would they find then.
>>70716191
it'd be too cute
>>70716185
She's a fusion.
>I just wanted to see you laughing
>in the pizza rain
>>70716076
Or maybe in her throat.
(Sorry for shit quality, it's from mobile)
/sug/ sings the openning theme when
>>70716117
Because Connie calls it how she sees it like Morty and Pearl is very out of character when she acts like Rick. You just have to suspend belief on that one thing ("okay, Pearl is an alcoholic and like Rick now") and it all falls together.
I still can't imagine what Pearl's reaction to Greg and Rose dating would've been but she seems more level-headed around the guy than Amethyst does
>>70716195
this one
http://laurenzuke.tumblr.com/post/95968753889/live-fast-die-young-bad-pearls-do-it-well-ps-i#notes
then it caught on
http://ianjq.tumblr.com/post/96015019744/i-drew-laurenzukes-bad-pearl-ps-pearl-does-not
>>70716150
Like I said, stretch the names.
>>70716217
My worst fear.
>>70716119
A little like this?
>>70716195
No idea. I know Ian did one of the early ones pic not related
>But if it were me, I'd really wanna be, a giant woman
heh
>>70716324
i love when boards sing songs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pb-fbZnmTCY
>>70716338
>cigarette in mouth
>another one in hand
Nigga wat?
>>70715863
Homeworld blew Earth up and now it's just her and Connie.
>>70716234
Inevitably the footage from the doomed crew will leak onto the Internet, and tinfoil conspirators will confuse the monstrous form of Malachite with Lovecraftian creaturesand they won't be far off
>>70715743
>Poil-Steven has a normal nose
>>70716375
>>70716338
>>70716393
SHE'S JUST THAT BAD!
>>70716366
Too bad that name can't be used anymore.
>>70715971
>Diamond /ss/
Was Roses plan all along, Steven will have a harem of hot Diamond women and bring peace to the universe with his monstercock.
>>70715955
How about this?
HOLY SHIT
Just realized season 2 is gonna be about Steven healing all the broken gems and building an army
>>70715095
while that amethyst and peal look kinda like something out of tong nou, the garnet has a neverhood/oddworld feel
>>70716458
>monstercock
He's a got a tic tac sized peenie and you know it.
>>70716468
OH FUCK
PIRATE GEM
YES PLEASE
>>70716393
at least she finally figured out how to smoke them
>>70716375
Whats the backstory on rick pearl?
Still my favorite smoking Pearl
>>70716450
There's no rule in the rulebook that says only one gem can have a certain name.
>>70716468
I prefer this one
>>70716512
The underwear scenes in Frybo would like to have a word with you.
>>70716512
>shapeshifting
>>70716499
And what about the corrupted gems?
smoking pearl is stupid
>>70716499
No it's going to be lighthearted and SoL oriented.
>>70716541
Except the Crew specifically said Centipeetle isn't Malachite
>>70716349
>pearl fucks for the first time
>it's kind of boring
>starts trying other shit and pushing limitations
>each line she crosses is more and more meaningless
>all those rules she set down are meaningless
>life is meaningless
and that's how she started smoking
>>70716523
Someone thought it'd be funny, everyone else agreed.
>>70715955
>>70716468
>>70716545
Guys... in this modern day of cartoons...
What if Sugar's looking at the concept art we make, and finding the one that pops up the most?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Prp6oz6jfxk
I prefer this girl over Amy's original VA
>>70716557
from the thumbnail I thought she was surrounded by pizza
>>70716515
Smoking is kinda crazy if you think about it.
>>70716581Let me dream anon
>>70716573
i agree.
I honestly think the creation of Steven was a deliberate plan by Rose to save the Earth and maybe revolutionize gemkind. Like she still loved Greg and all, but she knew how a half gem-half human with her ability to heal and love all living things could be the key to changing everything for the better.
>>70716598
That would beextremely unlikely.
>>70716561
>>70716567
He can't shapeshift and what are you talking underwear?
>Peridot is gem-quality olivine. Where Olivine is brittle, and weathers quickly on Earth's surface, Peridot is much more stable.
Centipeedle could just be an inferior version of peridot, much like Amethyst is speculated to be inferior Jasper. She is thousands of years out of date, after all.
>>70716557
any of you guys play way of the samurai 1
there was that one british blonde chick in it
pearl would look good as hernobody here knows what I'm talking about
>>70716545
>>70716468
this is my personal favorite.
>>70715874
>alternate good ending
>Steven's dong is about as big as his leg, he than murdercocks Jasper
>>70716523
Tag likes Pearl but also likes Rick and morty
>>70716623
it's pretty good at scratching that mild self-destructive itch
>>70716607
What a generic voice. She sounds so mediocre.
>>70715223
>>70716581
what is sol
>>70716607
I can't judge the quality of the voice because the mic is dogshit, so I'm just going to say that it's bad.
>>70716632
CN's lawyers would all shit bricks if it even came close to happening. I mean, not very large bricks, but a brick nonetheless.
>>70716697
It fits Amethyst
>>70716607
Nah man, all of SU's VAs are incredible. Would not change a single one.
>>70716598
Because more than likely, she was already developed before she even made her appearance in the first episode. Sort of like how Garnet was planned to be a fusion pre-series. And the concept art of Jasper.
>>70716667
>Jasper whips out a bigger one and rapes Steven with it.
Now that's a good ending.
I absolutely love those adaptions of the gem monster in their original forms.
This one likes bright stuff.
more like katie micutie
>>70716645
>inferior
>to Peridot
No merciful God would create such a pathetic creature.
>>70716607
She just sounds spoiled and bored. Why?
>>70716765
>Kate McNochin
>>70716735
In what way?
>>70716765
do you think her and rebecca sugar hang out in their underwear andsing songs together?
>>70716667
Connie screams out "Steven! What's wrong with your penis!"
Steve looks back and shouts. "What do you mean? Doesn't everybody's look like this? Does yours look like this?"
>>70715976
It's probably because you're a regular person that doesnt misuse the term.
>>70716743
On the contrary, they'd benefit from replacing some VAs.
>>70716747
Just, like, a murdercock ouroboros.
>>70716797
Pretty sure he meant that they're both mediocre
>>70716751
That is tumblr incarnate.
>>70716645
I was wondering about that myself the other day. centipeedle's mane is a pretty similar color to Peridot's hair, and remember that Centipeedle was originally the Centipeedle Queen, who commanded a bunch of smaller centipeedles, similar to how Peridot controls the peribots
>>70716683
Damn, are you me?
I smoke for no real reason other than that.
why do I cry like a bitch every time I watch lion 3?
>>70716835
DICK 2 DICK
COCK 2 COCK
FROT
>>70716890
Leave
>>70716805
good last pic clap clap
>>70716834
Which ones? I think the core cast (Steven, Pearl, Garnet, Amethyst, and Greg) are all pretty fantastic. At least 8/10 all around.
>>70716890
Because you're T-Pain
>>70716667
Greg was able to satisfy an 8 foot tall woman, such skill might have been passed onto Steven
>>70715223
Onions family are Onions that rose gave life and released into the wild as a sick joke.
>>70716948
She's at most 7 feet tall.
>>70716805
if you don't get drunk and play singstar in your underwear when you hang out
well, you should consider it. it's great.
>>70716890
Because you're a woman.
>>70716926
*tips everyone in the thread $10*
man I can't believe rose died when she had steven this show needs to tone down the edginess
watching alone together again. Fucking feelsalways take requests
>>70716987
>Greg, what are children?
>I want one
>*makes Onion*
>No, not that one. Let's try it your way
>>70716890
because t-pain is your spirit animal
Anyone wanna hear LatAm's Peridot?
TBH she sounds better, this VA isn't as nasal voiced as the original
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-zvhFjMMro
Would love to hear other countries' too
>>70716928
I mean most of the cast. They just don't sound so well. Especially Greg.
>>70716948
>>70716994
Rose literally shapeshifted a womb and thus vagina for him, his dick could be an inch long and she'd be the exact right fit for it. (This is canon)
>>70716829
I'm telling you guys.
Connie Sex Ed song to Steven, explaining how to fuck a woman with his half alien murdercock without actually murdering them.
>>70716877
not that guy, but I smoke because it feels good, manand it looks badass as fuck
>>70717040
Ruby and Sapphire hiding under Rose's skirt
>>70717040
Peri juggling with her fingers with a bored look on her face, legs on a desk
>>70716628
>Steven was deliberately planned by Rose to create not only a tactical edge in the Gem Rebellion, but also as a grand plan to customize the evolution of both species
That would explain why Greg was baffled by Rose's interest in him. He was chosen because he was simply the most convenient option.
It fits because Rose was canonically a master tactician and kept secrets.
>>70717030
Thankfully, the crossover will fix that.
>>70717065
Every VA on this show is top notch. I'm not seeing it anon.
Do you mostly watch anime or are not used to cartoon VA-ing?
>>70717063
Thank god I don't watch it in latino, I fucking hate their voices
>>70716926
>being a bitch ass nigga
>>70717063
>not as nasal voiced
>better
You clods don't know what you're doing!
>>70717091
There's a pic of it around tumblr
>>70717074
This. If anything, Greg has a micro penis while Uncle G has an elephant member.
>>70717063
The nasally voice fits the character.
>>70717040
Steven fuse with Nanafua
>>70716743
>>70716928
I can't stand Greg's voice personally. It's so high and annoying sounding. Sends me into an autistic fit everytime I hear it.
>>70717040
Draw what you think the three diamonds look likebonus points for a pre-rebellion, Red Diamond Rose
>>70717063
I still don't get why Pearl and Amethyst raise their hands when Peridot squishes the robonoid
>>70717090
I only really feel like smoking when I've been drinking lots of tea, drinking alchohol, have taken ecstasy, or just reached a milestone in something I'm working on.
god damn does ecstasy make me wanna chain smoke.
>>70717128
The Spanish dubs did not have Amethyst say "my sandwich!" and are thus garbage
>>70717183
Heil Hitler
did you guys see sour cream throw rocks on peridots ship why is this show so edgy
>>70717171
>misha
>calling anybody else autistic
>>70717121
I hate anime VA.
I doesn't sound right, especially compared to other shows.
>>70717065
What exactly are your critiques? I'm not criticizing you; I just don't see it.
>>70717109
>he was simply the most convenient option
It says right in anon's post that in this scenario she did still love him, lrn2 read (also lrn2 heart)
>>70716717
Slice of lime.
>>70717208
What did she say in the LatAm version?
>>70717171
That's because your already autistic
>>70717183
They were going to cover Steven's mouth but he already did it.
>>70717090
>and it looks badass as fuck
I'm really trying to convince myself that that's not the reason I started.
A good buzz does feel good though. And I'm not going to fucking die from 2-3 smokes a day, so whatever.
>>70717206
if you like that you should tryblow
>>70717171
I know. If anything, they should replace him Uncle Grandpa's VA.
>>70717183
Something to do with telling Steven to be quiet? I don;t know either
>>70717245
Mi almuerzo
>my lunch!
>>70717220
>anon in charge of reading comprehension
>>70717216
He just doesn't understand the natural attraction to her he has... without even meeting her....
I WANT MY SOUR CREAM DORITO CRACK SHIP DAMMIT.
i can't believe amethyst eats human food. edgy much?
>>70717206
I always just smoke on the way to work/uni, and on breaks.
If I'm hanging out with friends I smoke way more, though.
Never been a fan of alcohol though. I can't drink something I don't like just to get a buzz/drunk.
>>70717235
Voice fitting characters
Voice sounding good to the audience.
>>70717312
>sour cream nervously inviting peridot to a rave
>>70717267
never had the opportunity. I'm more interested in giving shrooms a try, seeing how they compare to acid.
>>70717281
I know right?
>we now have to suffer through 5 pages of no images
Why even go on.
>>70717238
Yeah but she loves everything
remember the time pearl stabbed herself? wow that fucking edge
>>70717367
You think they can get Pete Browngart to voice him? He's very expensive.
>>70716683
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-zvhFjMMro
>>70716877
>>70717090
>>70717206
>>70717337
blog somewhere else you fucks
greg universe living in a van? now that's what i call edgy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksm58EoESUc
>>70717379
Isn't image limit grounds for a new thread?
>>70714783
>Jasper drops the collar on your chest, then pushes back her hair to expose her neck
>'put it on me.'
>you hesitate, then decide the horny wet and possibly angry musclebound gem lady should not be argued with
>you gingerly lock the collar in place, the leathery-feel of the dark orange wrapping itself neatly around her hard sharp neck
>'I suppose you were expecting the opposite of this. I was here when your people spoke of those 'Amazonians', expecting their great conquering armies to give them satisfaction.'
>Jasper forms a long bronze chain out from the collar, then places the opposite end in your hand
>'Such abberations were not tolerated in MY lower armies. We were here for war and resources, not to satisfy a few blips of life. Still, the generals and I found some interesting pleasures to take from this world.'
>Jasper stands up, and lifts you with her
>'The others found life on the battlefield and in the boudoir were one in the same, but I was curious what the human women liked."
>she then kneels and spreads her legs slightly, rests her arms behind her, presenting her chest to you, and licks her lips
>'Earn your keep human... Explore me.'
>>70717337
There's barely any alchohol I don't drink with mixers so I can actually enjoy the taste. pub squash for white goon, coke for rum/whiskey/bourbon, lemonade for vodka. Cider tastes good on its own, but while it's good for getting tipsy, it's not very good for getting drunk.
>>70717439
>cue Mr. Dink theme
Huh-hyuck!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47LQAln0BDI
>>70717453
Goddamn cigarettefags smoking up the thread. They should go outside to do that shit.
All these anons make me really glad anti smoking ads exist.
>>70717453
rogue paste, LatAm peri can stay and blog here. but rest of u blog somewhere else
>>70717471
No
Page 10
>>70717453
Don't you want this thread to be purged faster?
>>70717502
IKR? Some of us enjoy breathing.
>>70717507
>>70717508
>>70717502
you guys are cuties
>>70717471
No. I have no idea how anyone got that impression. New thread when the old one hits page 10 or sometimes late page 9.
>>70717502
Cigarette smokers are the worst type of humans.
>>70717183
>>70717253
>>70717284
pretty sure they were hand signals
http://nasdonline.org/static_content/documents/954/ks97012a.gif
>>70717366
they're great, softer than acid, more of a body high than visuals
the comedown sucks though, you basically get the beer shits and farts for the next day or so
Do you think steven will be as good tactician as his mom?? I mean, he had has very good ideas in past missions
I can't believe that fry man guy makes his kids work at his fry shop, talk about an edge lord
>>70717453
>spongebob_nah_i_don't_really_feel_like_it.jpg
>>70717379
But anon, now we can focus on discussing HOT WHITE DIAMOND /SS/
>>70715832
>>70715971
>Steven trying to cure corrupted Gems without telling the CGs (after the Lapis stuff, he doesn't want to worry them).
>Unbubbles White Diamond
>Awestruck at her regal beauty.
>"Finally, Rose, you have helped return me to..."
>she sees Steven
>"Oh god Rose. What have you become.and why do I want to... fuse with it"
>>70717549
>being a fag
>>70717579
Nope. He's basically the cheerleader of the group.
Connie reads for pleasure. Can't get edgier than that.
>>70717507
Hey, I never said it wasn't bad for you.
>>70716865
Really? I kind of like it.
>>70717614
>being a tar sucker
>>70717544
>Regularly getting smoke in your lungs
>Buying expensive drugs to feed your addiction>Not being part of the cigar-smoking master race
Great moves, there, ciggy butt brain.
>>70717549
I don't know. I think nihilists, misanthropes, and dualists are a lot worse.
>>70717178
yeah okay
>>70717474
God damn it Jasper, why does this keep happening with you
>>70717630
Crack is better for you compared to smoking.
>>70717614
I can't tell if that was intended or not
Did we reach the image limit? Fuck, this thread is 2edgy4me
>>70717672
What if I smoke filtered cigars?
>>70714695
which is why we love him
>>70717500
I just had an insane theory about the skin colors in Doug involving humans and gems fusing, or the corrupted gems being fused with existing humans to stabilize them or a future where gems learned to reproduce with humans without dying
Then I imagined Mr Dink hulking out and yelling at Jasper "GIVE ME THAT GREEN CRYSTAL COCK YOU FUCKING BLUEBERRY APE!"
>>70717575
huh, I'd always been told shrooms were more hallucinogenic
>>70717688
And least they're lungs aren't black.
>>70717697
b-but crack is whack
>>70717579
Yeah. He's pretty good at thinking on his feet, and is really creative.
>came up with Tiger Millionaire and a detailed backstory in like 20 seconds flat
>Amethyst can't think up shit for purple puma
>>70717697
Like I said:
>Hey, I never said it wasn't bad for you.
Rebecca Sugar's Gemsona is Ruby
http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/2e4gmx/i_am_rebecca_sugar_creator_of_steven_universe_and/cjw0jj8
http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/2e4gmx/i_am_rebecca_sugar_creator_of_steven_universe_and/cjw90fyYour Gem waifu can be warm, soft, and cuddle ready
>>70717688
FUCKING DUALISTS
NOT EVERYTHING CAN BE SOLVED WITH CHILDRENS CARD GAMES
>>70716366
>Mirror eyes
God, I hope that isn't the actual eye type for broken gems and was just a thing for Lapis cause she was a mirror.
>>70717745
to be fair anyone looks smart when compared to amethyst
>>70714715
Wasn't it scrapped?
You've gathered all 7 Dragon Balls and have summoned Shenron, the Eternal Dragon. You are about to make your wish.
It has to be Steven Universe related. What is it?
>>70717785
Amethyst didn't get them when her gem was cracked, she just got a big ol googly eye
>>70717709
Depends. Do you inhale?
>>70717697
Uwot? Cigarettes are bad, but crack will fuck you up.
I got so scared when Opal made that bird monster explode with her light arrows, shit was edgy as balls
>>70717597
>Steven can't fix the corruption
>instead teaches the corrupted to take new humanoid forms and be their own gems, regardless of their past
>all talk like Frankenstein or some creature speaking stilted English like 'Chaps. Steevuuun. Want dat. Naooo.'
>>70717825
Gee, I sure wish I could have a little more time to think
>>70717805
no, it's airing April 9th, "story for steven"
>>70717825
For Steven to choke on a hotdog.
>>70717672
I don't smoke man, but lots of people do and they're very much aware of how bad it is for them. I know staying up all night in front of a computer screen is bad for me too but hey I still do it
>>70717474
>sub Jasper
Fuck this noise I'm out.
>>70717859
Damn it.
Which one of you spooked tumblr again?
http://brattyinblue.tumblr.com/post/114892713579/4chan-attack
>>70717739
>they're
>>70717825
Canon Lapidot.
>>70717657
Anon, you're allowed to like what you like anon.
>>70717785
>>70717827
>Broken Gems
>Cracked Gems
>Not Corrupted Gems
Have any of the gem beasts so far seemed to have cracked gems? They all seem perfectly intact.
If anything, the corruption's something different than cracking.
Cracking seems to imply they can't take full physical form, but their powers can still be drawn from with tech.
Corrupted Gems, on the other hand, are fine, but their power has gone berserk, making them blind with rage and their forms monstrous.
>>70717597
Corrupted gems are raised like pets, They eventually reform into humanoids and become yandere for Steven.
Much like Pearl did for Rose.
>>70717825
For everyone in Beach City to be homosexuals.
>>70717825
to bang Opal and malachite in a 3 way (5 way?) for eternity
>>70717916
fake and gay
>>70717854
>>70717871
If dubs I preempt their wishes and wish FOR A PAIR OF GIRL'S PANTIES
>>70717837
>Do you inhale?
But of course.
>>70717859
>>70717805
>>70714715
>some anon told us his headcanon
>greg thinks he is a loser
>can't believe someone like rose actually likes him
>rose thinks of herself as this invading alien monster and a terrible leader or something
>she's the one who feels special for greg actually wanting to be around her
I liked it so much I adopted it as my headcanon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsjPwBPqChE
Rate this one /sug/
>>70717916
Are those screencaps of Omegle? What the fuck?
>>70717916
Beautiful.
>>70717781
Isn't that a "duelist"?
>>70718024
3/10
>>70717994
>>70717837
what if you smoke pipe tobaccowhat if you roll pipe tobacco into cigarillos
>>70717960
No shit. They were talking about Lapis and Amethyst when they had their gems cracked. Corrupted gems are different.
>>70715832
>>70717597
Shes already white, Cumstains on that leotard would be pretty easy to hide.
>>70718000
Or maybe she just dated him to get back at Uncle Grandpa? Sounds reasonable.
>>70718039
immaterial soul, heart of the cards, its all the same shit
>>70718024
Target Audience enjoying a good show / 10
>>70718024
I rate Child/Child.
Don't look for cringe bait, anon.
>>70717688
Just because you have a slow draw
>>70718063
the only safe way to intake nicotine is to suck on it, or use patches
even then you got a risk of overdosing
>>70717916
>Turn off asks if you think you might be in danger. Find someone you can talk to if you need it. Don’t let them win.
If Real: What babies
If Fake: Ha
>>70718106
This. I'd go through hell to make this come true.
>>70715486
>steven gains more power as he grows closer to connie
>steven is a mamodo and connie is his human partner
>>70718030
yeah, tumblr uses it to "spy on 4chan" because apparently thats where we plan our raids? there was a huge thing a few months ago where a SJW scared other tumblr users into thinking there was going to be a 4chan attack and that they should use omegle to spy on them and it turned into a giant hilarious display of tumblr stupidity
>>70717825
Kill off Connie.
>>70718110
Gotcha
>>70718168
So clearly the best way to deal with Steven is to kill Connie
>>70718193
Throw in Greg too.
>>70717723
>tfw Doug crossover
>>70717825
I wish it was all real
>>70717916
apparently tumblr won?
http://brattyinblue.tumblr.com/post/114898354954/4-chan-down-for-the-count
>>70717916
>4Chan's attacking!
Seriously, why don't these faggots get how 4Chan works.
I literally bullshitted a whole final paper for a gen-ed "Anthropology of Cyberspace" class on how people don't get that 4chan is a hub that splits into multiple, fairly different communities.
It's never "4chan did it". It's usually "/b/ /v/ /pol/ did it"
>>70717916
why would we attack them, we're very satisfied fighting amongst ourselves
>>70718210
He'd just get stronger.
>>70717825
no fun mode: a cut of the profits
fun mode: permanent stevonnie to be endgame
>>70718110
I wish that Spongebob kid that tried to make Krabby Patties liked Steven Universe
>>70718270
tumblr likes to play spy against the big bad 4chan
>>70718259
Quit posting your blog, Noone gives a shit.
>>70718210
That'd just make him stronger from the feelings of losing his love
>>70718259
I'm pretty sure there wasn't any anon from 4chan
>>70718283
Damn I always feel bad for that kid. He gets made fun of so much but goddamn he's just being a kid. But I guess those are the consequences of growing up during the age of social media.
>>70718259
faggot, its not even /sug/ related
>>70718066
Guess I misunderstood since the first thing was quoting a Centipeedle design.
>>70718336
I don't think so, I belive he would just break down and cry until he died of dehydration
>>70718279
Permanent Stevonnie is canon.
>>70718259
Drats and curses!
Foiled again!
Post about fan-theories, cute artwork, and Crystal Gems with giant penises in this thread harder! We have to show them who's boss!
>>70718024
What a cute kid! Bless him!
>>70718383
Thank God.
>>70718259
who gives a shit?
>>70717916
>4chan attacking fandoms
I'm 80% sure 4chan had communities for SU, GF, RoosterTeeth and Homestuck before Tumblr did. The last two at least I can say for sure.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgNSpRVY7dQ
Since we're posting amazing SU videos, is this old news for you guys?
What do you think each gem smells like?
Remember they have no bodily functions like sweating so no fetish shit.
Peridot probably smells really heavily of cleaning products. I bet she dips herself in bleach every night after working on Earth just to rid herself of the residue those dirty dirty organics
>>70718475
Funny way to pronounce "yes".
>>70718024
Adorable, and actually a pretty good singer for his age.
>>70718259
4chan never shitposts harder than on 4chan itself
>>70718123
>safe way
that's probably the gayest shit I've read on here today
>>70718514
I wouldn't be close to amethyst, she would smell like shit
>>70718514
they definitely sweat though
I want Pearl to smell like lilac
>>70718399
We really do need more Gems with giant penises.
>>70718549
>actually a pretty good singer for his age.
Same with Steven's voice actor, who I just figured out is an actual kid.
>>70718504
JESUS CHRIST STOP IT
>>70718491
tumblr and 4chan are the same flavor of boogieman for each other AKA it's mostly local trolls rather than any 'invasion'
>>70713986
where is the rest of this and who drew it i need it for a friend. im not a muscle fetishist. at all.
>>70718550
I honestly think most of the disconnect with Tumblr is that they take themselves INCREDIBLY seriously, while at the same time there is absolutely no one who takes 4chan less seriously than 4chan itself.
>>70718582
As far as you can carry 17 being a "kid".
>>70718616
Don't be a faggot and accept you're attracted to jasper
>>70718383
Maybe at first, and then he'd get like, a flower space laser or something
>>70718504
I shat my pants at DING DONG HELLO
Thanks for the autism
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MgF2U3PNbA
>>70718582
Isn't he dead.
>>70718514
My anon cant be this autistic
>>70718578http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=49246126
I want to draw lewd but with my little sketch pad, my kid can get into it. Lol
>>70718654
Oh, I only saw his picture.
He looks really young for a 17 year old.
>>70718475
Y bitter?
bird woman shows concern for the purple ice goblin
>>70718566
Pearl probably smells like perfumey handsoaps.
>>70718504
BluexPearl OTP
>>70718719
0/10, wants me to create an account.
>>70718737
Yup, 17.
http://steven-universe.wikia.com/wiki/Zach_Callison
>>70714082
>mentally replace Lion with Killer Queen in every scene
>its all hilarious and horrifying at the same time
>>70718719
I don't even like Freako that much but holy shit, that is good.
>>70718514
Steven smells as Steven does, Amethyst reeks of various junk food residues and the occasional mayo, Garnet smells like ash from recent lava dips, Pearl smells like a doctor's office, Lapis is beach-scented and Rose Quartz smells like strawberry fields forever.
Jasper smells like a rock.
>>70718722
Buy a padlock and a cabinet?
>>70718848
Jasper smells like a cock
>>70718696
Nope.
>>70718809
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1557510#search=Stevonnie
>>70713523
I'd have to say Garnet. I like the whole "She's a fusion of two contrasting personalities", so sometimes she's patient and other times she's shaking old people. Really, she seems the most qualified for the "Steven's Mom" role they try to fill IMO
>>70718809http://i.imgur.com/fcnyGkI.jpgfine then
>>70718844
he do some fine stuff once in a while
>>70718891
>>70718902
no dont help him
>>70718642
This explains everything
>>70718719
More! This isn't enough.
>>70713523
Steven. He seems to be the only one who knows what he is truly fighting for.
>>70717964
>corrupted gems can only be cured with bonding and love
>Side effect is they have share a obsession over Steven/Rose
>Centepeddiee reforms some time after saving steven but comes back resembling her old form with no memories of her past other than being Stevens pet.
I could see this happening
>>70718902
>>70718891
Thanks
>>70718931
What? I don't have a twitter, facebook, or anything to be able to view it.
>>70717171
>Sends me into an autistic fit everytime I hear it.
So you hear his voice 24/7?
>>70718977
From freako is all he has, you can always ask him for more mostly by paying for it
>>70718642
4chan is for fat neckbeards
Tumblr is for sjw landwhales
They should just fuse alreadyto become reddit
>>70718900
There is no Garnet. It's just Ruby and Sapphire, the lesbians.
>>70716321
Dayum
Now there's a Centipeedle I would marry.
>>70718984
Steven is just a twerp. He fucks everything up.
>>70717359
I bet Peridot's dancing style when she fuses is popping and locking.
>>70719029
lol
>>70719209
woah jesus, calm your autism misha!
>>70719192
He saved everyone more than once
>>70718931
Shut up. We're finally getting the good shit.
>>70719296
No he didn't.
We really need more art of the gems with dicks
>>70719004
I really want Centipeedle to come back and be at least a recurring character in the series.
As far as full time CG goes, I'd want either a wiped Centipeedle like this, confused and slowly regaining memories of all the wars and horrible stuff.
Or a Homeworld Gem that defects and has to be taught by Steven while earning the CGs' trust, essentially Steven's first CG like how Rose gathered hers.
>>70719419
fuck off back to tumblr with your shipper bullshit
>>70719407
Go watch the show
>>70717063
Why the fuck are the international dubs so terrible? It's like they don't even try. I haven't heard a single decent one.
>>70719419
We really don't.
>>70719457
>Shipper
The fuck you talking about, mate?
>>70719457
woah, just take it easy man
>>70719457
>girls with dicks is tumbler now
>>70719192
Pearl is fighting for a dead woman. Amethyst is fighting to prove she is not a mistake. Garnet is fighting for ruby/saphire.
Steven? Steven is fighting for his family and home. The others have that as a second reason at best.
Scenario: Connie and Steven never end up in a romantic relationship. Steven is just a tag-a-long bro/roommate to Connie. Every boyfriend she has feels threatened by how close her and Steven are and she brushes it off with, "Oh he's just Steven, he's harmless."
>>70717063
>this VA isn't as nasal voiced as the original
That was the point. It fit PEridot.
Peridot's english va is a cutie as well
so i am thinking of ideas for that Decade crossover that was from like 2 threads ago, so i have a question
if Steven was a showa rider, which one would he be?
>>70716627
>>70716573
me three
>>70719535
Futa is as vanilla as anal now.
>>70719192
World would be fucked right now without him, mate.
Peridot and Jasper would have fucked up the Crystal Gems.
>>70719539
I belive Garnet is actually fighthing because was the mission rose gave to her, not because ruby/sapphire
>>70719557
No
>>70719586
Amazon
>>70719613
Good so i can finally tell my finally im waiting a girl with a dick to be my gf
>>70714330
and then the furniture store manager came along and kicked Pearl out.
http://allthingsstevenuniverse.tumblr.com/post/114857769752/fusion-gems-the-product-of-two-or-more-gems-who
>>70719539
>>70719639
To me Garnet is the only one how feels the same as Rose about Earth
>>70719482
I have. The Gems are the ones who save shit.
Rose got the Gems in the mindset of helping raise a baby with Greg.
She taught Pearl to love babies and sat with her in a hospital maternity ward watching them sleep for hours. Pearl really misses when Steven was a baby even though the idea of cleaning up after him is horrifying.
>>70719729
What gem saved them from lapis
>>70719729
Not same anon, and it doesn't matter, but you need to watch harder.
>>70719501
Still better than the English version.
>>70719557
>Implying Steven ends up like Mordecai
C'mon now. He's too cool for that.
Also, Connie has no other friends.
>>70719809
Shh you're gonna trigger anon
THEY
Are the "Crystal Gems"
They'll always break your things
And if you think they come, you
Gotta hide in the hay
That's why the people of Home World
>>70713375
>>70713607
>>70714650
That girl is probably 10 years old.
>>70719826
>Steven ends up like Mordecai
A fate worse than death
>>70719539
Steven fights for cookie cats and junk food. The Gems are the only heroes in this crapsack world.
>>70719902
>Steven fights for cookie cats and junk food
Mate, did you even watch The Return?
Garnet hasn't really had an episode where she majorly fucked up. Future Vision was sort of bad but not terrible.
We know that she's a bit too rash/forceful, but this hasn't manifested into anything serious yet.
Considering that huge speech about how much Peridot sucked during Joy Ride, maybe she'll rough up a defenseless Peridot too much and have Steven stop her?
>>70719902
>Steven fights for cookie cats
Cookie cats are gone anon, pls watch the show
>>70719902
confirmed for having only seen previews of the first episode
>>70719664
It's referencing Rick & Morty.
>>70719902
Whatever you think man.
>>70713523
That Amy is fly as fuck.
>>70719557
Perfect. Now we just need a gay Steven.