"Back spit" edition
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Preview for Say Uncle up
Someone still needs to fix those damned HD downloads.
Sixth for the lost generation.
>THE NEXT FIVE WEEKS ARE GOING TO BE ALL THE OTHER CARTOONS AND NO PLOT
I actually think it's gonna be good
Steven is awesome, so no, unless it is sexual, then yes.
>Sharing a genera with Tumblrites
Uncle grandbros represent
1v1 fgt, i'll fookin' rek u scrub
>The cool kids actually went to Steven to invite him to hang out, cuz fuck Lars.
"They're suppose to by MY friends!"
"Don't be a dink."
>Mayor Dewey finds out Buck hung out with the hot one.
"What does she smell like?"
>uncle grandpa is a fusion
IT ALL MAKES SENSE
Hi everyone I'm a happier and a more sandy Lapis
That was cold
Surprised we don't have a peridot version of that
>I thought they discontinued those.
You fucking with me anon? Those were my favorite candies
>Both of you are out and you're fused together again? Why? Fusion is just a weak tactic to make weak relatives stronger. I've seen what you really are. Quit embarrassing yourselves!
>no you haven't.
>this is UG back together and we're never going down by the hands of you because we're so much better and my belly bag is saying go get her.
>Let's go just one on two! Let's go Good Mornin' to you!
I will update this comic with the iTunes release cap when it comes out but for now, enjoy fuckos
Get a crush on a man with thicker skin
Manny Pardo 4 mayor
>there will be an episode where Steven tries to get the Crystal Gems to interact with humans and get to know them
>it inevitably backfires because of Pearl's unwillingness, Amethyst's bad manners, and Garnet's imposing nature
>Connie comes and cheers Steven up and the Gems feel strange about how out of place they are from the humans around them
>suddenly the cool kids appear and begin to hang out with their respective Gems
>reveal that they met the Gems when they were younger and ended up inspired by them
>Buck decided to be his own person and defined his idea of cool from Garnet
>Sour Cream was inspired by Pearl to be more expressive and ended up dabbling in music
>Jenny found her rebellious fun loving side from Amethyst's wild nature
>The gems realize they've made connections with humans and Steven is happy for them
>future episodes has the cool kids hanging around with Steven and the gems more often
>Good Mornin' to you
You made me smile.
>Steven is his own mom
>Pearl x Steven is a lesbian ship
>Peridot is somewhere on earth
>Has to keep hiding from the gems or be shattered
>She is being hunted down like an animal for doing her job
>tfw son was born with bad taste
Hopefully the new Mayor will be able crack down on crime and finally catch the Beach City Butcher. You need a mayor with thick skin to accomplish something like that.
On rewatching that scene I noticed how the melody in the background of Garnet's scene is the same as of the fusion dance for Sugilite. That is probably already known here though but I thought that was neat to hear the motif again
Sour Cream is a DJ. Pearl is a dancer.
Drawfags? Drawfags please?
It would be cooler if the gems and cool kids just found that they get well along each other without the kids having been inspired in the past
But yeah, the Gems really need to get back into contact with humanity. I wonder if they were better behaving around humans when Rose was around
Seriously. Next thread will be PERIDOT'S NOT DEAD EDITION, and feature that as the OP pic.
>Go to check what a certain website has been saying about the show
>Mostly reasonable stuff
>Get to Beach City Horror Club
>Everyone thinks we're supposed to side with Ronaldo
Also everyone is convinced Lars is trans.
The episodes that one anon always recommends are Escalator and Mystery Noise. I also like Afraid of the Dark and you might want to check out the newest episode Shower Party for a surprise cameo
That's actually an adorable idea for an episode.
True, but I think the main thing that would get the gems to finally come around to humans is if they left an impact on people outside of saving the day or inconveniencing them and that impact was made clear to them.
They've been blaming themselves for what the Gems did to the Earth and they're so lonely because all they have is eachother and a bunch of corrupted Gems after all the fighting, I think it'd be nice to have them see they have a positive impact on the humans they're protecting and use that as a bridge to knowing humans better.
>yfw the UG crossover episode is actually good and has plot development
>Everything they care about is what I am
>I am a Lizard
>I am a Tiger
>I am a Tiny Miracle
Still wondering if it's deep mother daughter love, authoritarian love or lesbian undertones out the ass.
This with pearl with the picture being Uncle Grandpa
Jasper as MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE
As the Gems teach Steven about Gem stuff, the cool kids teach Steven about human stuff. Steven remains consistent in his development because his tutors of either race all parallel each other.
>You don't know who you're dealing with here!
An anonymous poster on an anime imageboard? Real tough, matey~
>Steven is going to grow up into a huge, hairy, Bara guy
>Pearl's feelings will be of uther confusion. As she helped to raise him but now her nipples get hard whenever he is close.
>Pearl tries to get more attention from Bara Steven, but he is busy with Connie
>gems about to attack something
>Kiki or koko or whatever the fuck her name is jumps in front of the punch going STOOOOOOOP
Why the fuck is Sugar such a hack at writing
Draw your interpretation of what the corrupted Gems looked like before.
Steven Universe characters as CO's in the Advance Wars series.
Too bad these games aren't being made anymore
>Shit, it feels like only 15 years old and teens hate UG for idiotic reasons.
An episode where Greg's cousin from New Jersey comes to visit.
>Yellow Diamond, ma'am. Long-range observation probe has entered the Sol System. Approaching Earth's upper atmosphere now.
>Good. I swear, if that idiot Jasper crashed another of my scout ships I'll grind her sorry ass up for aquarium gravel.
>Ma'am! Optics are reading a Class-6 SOS carved into the local vegetation. Bringing it up on the monitor.
>...the fuck am I looking at?
>Apparently Steven rules, ma'am.
>mfw Centipeetle looks like Tidus
>The reason Onion acts out is because he's mad about his dead/divorced mom being replaced by SC's mom
This reminds me, Peedee is basically a Carl in the making
>working at a young age
>only wears tank tops, baggy pants and sandals
>cynical, moody/ depressed
The gems but they look like their middle aged
I really like this peedle design, here's a lil on the top right
Peribros, do you think she would the type of mother that's always working and never having time for their kid?
>mfw Centipeetle Lays eggs
>Mfw she has an Egg sack where can connect to to birth more
Sorry but Bug women are my fetish
It would certainly come as a surprise
If it turns out genuinely good, I wouldn't Mach it.
I'm sure the writers will put as much Heart behind this crossover as they do the other episodes.
By the end, I'm betting that opinions over the whole thing will tie in a Dead Heat.
I'm thinking Vidalia is going to end up being just Sour Cream's mom, my reasoning being I really hope she actually talks instead of going wah-wah-wah.
I mean yeah the wah-wah-wah thing is a good gag but I can see it be overused.
>yfw when SU is cancelled to merge with UG
She'll get caught soon, but Steven will show her mercy and she'll escape. Then she'll try to rescue Jasper and both of them (plus Lapis) will join the Crystal Gems because Steven shows them mercy.
>As soon as centipeetle is revealed
>/sug/ will turn her into the whore of the CG.
>Whoring her self out for Chaaps
Peridot would be the obsessive kind of mom, workin or not
Like she would want to know their son every step and sign him in all kinds of activities, music, sports, advance chemistry, etc
I'm telling you. It's going to be fantastic.
The gems want to get Steven something special for his birthday but realize they don't have any money since they never need it. As a result, they start to pick up odd jobs to raise money while keeping their jobs secret from Steven.
>I won't stand for this indignity! Screw reactivating the Kindergarten, I want that planet glassed! Fire the lasers!
>How many lasers?
>ALL the lasers.
And then they fired all the lasers.
>hahahaha guys aren't we funny!
>we do that thing you do when you were kid!
>we aware! we so aware ahahahah!
>you do that as kid remebr haha like if you remember doin thes in notebook as kid haha
>mfw I was right and /sug/ got blown the fuck out
>"Where you goin' honey!? My checks don't bounce! Hey, who're y- oh, I see how dis is, you got the whole lesbian beach party thing goin' on... hey what- what're y'doing it ain't illegal to take picturesIT AIN'T ILLEGAL TA TAKE PICTURES MY ARM AHH!"
The adults weren't really characters in the Peanuts though, that was kind of the point. You don't see or hear them because it's All Kids All The Time (except when they're in France then it's All Kids And The Shadows Of Nefarious French People).
>mfw someone downloaded and used a picture I cropped
I like hood wearing edgy gamer peridot
The kind that keeps all kind of tracking devices on their phone and shit.
/sug/ would do that we pretty much made Jasper into a Masochistic psychopath and Lapis into a Depressed Sadist.
Why not Slutty Centipeetle I could see it but oh god She might be horrible at blowjobs
>yfw Uncle Grandpa is part of the lore and there is nothing you can do about it
The UG crossover is going to be the fucking best. I can't wait to see tumblrites moan and cry and whine like bitches. The shitposting will never end. The fact that I like both shows and the idea of the episode itself is just icing.
Will Giant Realistic Flying Tiger appear and have fun with Lion?
nice off by one
Nah it'd be more like just having a tech-savvy mom that likes to check in on her kid a lot. She's also the kind to check his grades like once a day.
My nigga. I feel exactly the same about the crossover.
>She has a chip your head
>She has a tracking device in your underwear
>She has will know everything you do
>You are constantly watched
THEY FUSE INTO LIGER! DEEPEST LORE!!!
>tfw no rockmom levitating fingers handjobs for a week
>Steven finds a laser pointer
>Lion goes crazy and tries to attack the red dot
>Amethyst comes and tries to attack the red dot as well
>"This doesn't seem safe."
>"Don't worry kid, I'm wearing a helmet."
forgot sarcasm can't be detected without tone
I don't see the big issue. It's just going to be a lighthearted episode, it's not like every episode of Steven Universe has to have DEEP LORE, even if I love myself some deep lore.
>steals CGs idea and grounds him from TV for a thousand years because his GPA dropped 0.01
she also probably packs lunches that have the perfect amount of nutrients so her son has a healthy life knowing not of gluttony or starvation
>the Crystal Gems appear and attack Steven breaking a tracking chip
>Peridot comes running and sees it
>"I'm reporting this to the others!" she yells summoning Robonoids
>Has to get Jasper and Lapis to get them to lay off Steven because the CGs keep breaking her Robonoids
Drawendo can you do this Teenage Connie and Steven.
>Yo Pearl Chick! You might lack the meat but i can always do with a nice T Bone! YEAH! Haha! Get it! T Bone! Cause i'm gonna bone ya!... The hell are you doing with that thing in your forehead?
are we actually sharing a general with these uncle grandpa autists?
fucking christ. just because we have a crossover doesn't mean we have to have merged generals, please keep the generals seperate.
>Onion is a criminal mastermind
>Sour Cream is FUCKING INVINCIBLE
I guess it runs in the family, step or not.
>Not wanting Jasper's Teeth deep inside your flesh
>"Greg you gotta help me out, I tried hookin' up with the skinny hooer but I woke up lyin' fac3e down inna surf with a spear stuck up my ass like a flagpole, whaddaya think that means? Is she inna me?"
if anything can, its the pure retardation that comes from the fans of that 'show'
never watched it, dont want to, but ive seen enough fanart posted from misha to know i don't want it.
then she'd be fat
>Peridot ship fills up with Mountain dew and doritos