"Back spit" edition
HQ DL Links for Season 1:
mega.co.nz/#F!9BNUCCwa!J9_aX6ujYueYWkePW0OLZw
Listen to Soundtrack Here:
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
Preview for Say Uncle up
>>70655112
Someone still needs to fix those damned HD downloads.
2st for grandap
Pearl!
>That Crossover next week
Who is the cutest and why is it Pearl?
>>70655112
where the preview at
Sixth for the lost generation.
>>70655112
>Preview for Say Uncle up
then post it
>>70655171
SHE HAS NO STYLE
SHE HAS LEFT NO TRACE
PERIDOT PROBABLY GOT BACK TO SPACE
>>70655181
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1I9x82bCFVk
>>70655181
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1I9x82bCFVk
>>70655214
>>70655224
>>70655217
>THE NEXT FIVE WEEKS ARE GOING TO BE ALL THE OTHER CARTOONS AND NO PLOT
is it bad im grossly attracted to Steven
>>70655239
I wonder if Peridot chews her fingers when she's stressed.
But in all seriousness, what do people think she's up to?
>>70655273
you said it yourself, your attraction is fucking gross
>sharing a general
Lapis is deep blue, but Tanzanite... Just check that color.
>>70655273
not if you're prepared to wait a few years
>>70655171I actually think it's gonna be good
>>70655285
Its like Biting her nails to her
>>70655217
>>70655224
FUCK YOU UNCLE FAGPA
>>70655273
No
>>70655273
Steven is awesome, so no, unless it is sexual, then yes.
>>70655273
As he is? Yes, he is like eleven and you are at minimum eighteen.
In the future? Hell no, he's gonna end up a cute bear
>Sharing a genera with Tumblrites
Uncle grandbros represent
>>70655112
>grandap
>>70655313
I didn't even mind the idea of the crossover. Hell, it looks like fun.
But the fucking shitposters are gonna be rampant here for weeks because of it.
>>70655319
no stop. dont feed my attraction.
>>70655306
>>70655171
>tfw Homeworld gems won't leave your board
>>70655338MR. GUS IS GREEEEEN
>>70655313
>steven goes god tier
admit it this is exciting
>>70655360
I like balloons.
>>70655354
1v1 fgt, i'll fookin' rek u scrub
i'm MLG
Erth sux
Uncle Grandpa is made of love just like Garnet
>>70655388
Go home, Peridot.Oh wait, you don't have one!
>>70655173
>The cool kids actually went to Steven to invite him to hang out, cuz fuck Lars.
"They're suppose to by MY friends!"
"Don't be a dink."
>Mayor Dewey finds out Buck hung out with the hot one.
"What does she smell like?"
"That's nasty."
>>70655272
Why five weeks?
>>70655403
>uncle grandpa is a fusion
IT ALL MAKES SENSE
>>70655384
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpnSbFqVJGI
Hi everyone I'm a happier and a more sandy Lapis
>>70655285
She probably warped to a gem military base or civilian oasis looking for a whailing stone she can't find seem the CG rounded them up
>>70655434
Because he's retarded
>>70655384
DON'T EAT PIZZA STEVE
>>70655434
First there's going to be a crossover of UG. Then the rest are going to air on the weeks after that.
>>70655445
eat shit
>>70655444
Why should she be able to warp on her own? She would need to find a pad first
Who /ss/ here?
>>70655416
That was coldSurprised we don't have a peridot version of that
>>70655112
Did somebody say Back Spit?
Shippers, do you prefer mono gem pairs or polygems?
>>70655439
Too edgy for me.
I hope Peridot has been captured by some Earth organization and they are torturing her
>>70655403
FINALLY SOMETHING TO FAP TO
>>70655484
>>70655313
>not liking based Unca G
>>70655456
too late
>>70655513
>>70655476
Homeless Peridot should be a thing.
Who else here recieving the Rainy Channel and nothing else?
>>70655513
I thought they discontinued those.
>>70655313
cheesepuff mike strikes again
>Like tears in pizza rain
Quints and you spit that fucker out.
>>70655556
>off by one
>>70655556
SO CLOSE!
>>70655556
>>70655556
So close.
>>70655566
Life is cruel.
>>70655532
>I thought they discontinued those.
You fucking with me anon? Those were my favorite candies
>>70655556
almost
help i have a crush on buck dewey
what do
Great, now /ug/ is going to come over here....
>>70655556
kek
>>70655556
admirable attempt
>>70655556
So close. OC for your effort.
>>70655588
Nice trip dubs, Jasper.
>>70655556
ya blew it
>>70655513
>>70655527
>No, Steven! No fun allowed!
>Actually, Steven... fun IS allowed.
>>70655596
Fuck the Buck.
Buckle up
>>70655437
>>70655403
>Both of you are out and you're fused together again? Why? Fusion is just a weak tactic to make weak relatives stronger. I've seen what you really are. Quit embarrassing yourselves!
>no you haven't.
>this is UG back together and we're never going down by the hands of you because we're so much better and my belly bag is saying go get her.
>Let's go just one on two! Let's go Good Mornin' to you!
>>70655624
Well this is something different
>>70655527
>>70655513
I wanna see in the show how the Gems bought all the last Cookie Cats
>>70655468
Which can be done. they left alone for a week that alot if time for someone who was hellbent on bringing back earth to the warp network probably got a map and a scanner
I will update this comic with the iTunes release cap when it comes out but for now, enjoy fuckos
>>70655596
Get a crush on a man with thicker skin
Manny Pardo 4 mayor
>>70655627
>yfw no longer grounded from television
>Steven is his own mom
Porn when?
>>70655556
Ooh, close. Now to see who got it >>70655555
>>70655513
>>70655532
no, I saw those at the impulse shelf in a Michaels this month
>>70655638
that's pretty awesome anon
Just spent the day playing Bioshock Infinite and now I'm in the mood for some writing requests.
>>70655675
The damn capefags got it again.
>>70655660
Oh what?
Steven Masturbating and His mom that is in gem masturbating with him?
>>70655654
>wanting the only actually insane character in hotline miami making decisions for you town
>>70655655
>>70655653
Wait, is she scooting across the ground?
>>70655677
i hope they talk to him about Rose...since he thinks they all wish he was rose.
>>70655696
Pearl being cute
>there will be an episode where Steven tries to get the Crystal Gems to interact with humans and get to know them
>it inevitably backfires because of Pearl's unwillingness, Amethyst's bad manners, and Garnet's imposing nature
>Connie comes and cheers Steven up and the Gems feel strange about how out of place they are from the humans around them
>suddenly the cool kids appear and begin to hang out with their respective Gems
>reveal that they met the Gems when they were younger and ended up inspired by them
>Buck decided to be his own person and defined his idea of cool from Garnet
>Sour Cream was inspired by Pearl to be more expressive and ended up dabbling in music
>Jenny found her rebellious fun loving side from Amethyst's wild nature
>The gems realize they've made connections with humans and Steven is happy for them
>future episodes has the cool kids hanging around with Steven and the gems more often
>>70655638
>Good Mornin' to you
You made me smile.
>>70655593
i bought a bag of ring pops last week there still around.
>>70655714
>tfw ungrounded from tv
>>70655660
>Steven is his own mom
>Pearl x Steven is a lesbian ship
>>70655653
DEEPEST LORE!
Ok so there's some UG fans here right?
Any episodes you recommend? doesn't seem like a show you need to watch in order
>>70655710
>Them gems masterbating to rose
>realize steven is rose
>go get him
etc
Did anyone else notice that the title screen for today's episode has space ship dunks littering the beach?
>>70655460
Source
>>70655319
Did he draw that chest hair!
>Peridot is somewhere on earth
>Has to keep hiding from the gems or be shattered
>She is being hunted down like an animal for doing her job
Connie is the Yajirobe of Steven Universe.
>/ss/fags will never shut up
>>70655508
His saliva must really sting. Had to be like putting rubbing alcohol on a fresh cut.
>>70655677
kek
>tfw son was born with bad taste
>>70655654
Hopefully the new Mayor will be able crack down on crime and finally catch the Beach City Butcher. You need a mayor with thick skin to accomplish something like that.
>>70655707
On rewatching that scene I noticed how the melody in the background of Garnet's scene is the same as of the fusion dance for Sugilite. That is probably already known here though but I thought that was neat to hear the motif again
>>70655777
now i did
>>70655785
The banality of evil.
>>70655727
Sour Cream is a DJ. Pearl is a dancer.
Drawfags? Drawfags please?
>>70655677
how many attempts at murder did they try against greg in the early years of rose dating him? I feel like there would have been some hostility, especially with pearl.
>>70655338
>tfw this is a GG Allin reference.
I have much more respect for Uncle Grandpa.
>>70655816
That pics adorable. Your taste is shit.
>>70655797
Embrace the /ss/.
>>70655720
well she can't roll
>>70655756
>>70655816
>Mayor Dewey still never had time to kiss Buck even when he was this close to his face as a baby.
>>70655848
Mayor aint got time for daddykisses.
>>70655727
It would be cooler if the gems and cool kids just found that they get well along each other without the kids having been inspired in the past
But yeah, the Gems really need to get back into contact with humanity. I wonder if they were better behaving around humans when Rose was around
DEEPEST LOVE
>>70655460
>no source
R-E-T-A-R-D
>/suugg/
Fuck, now I have to actually watch Uncle Grandpa so stay in the loop.
http://strawpoll.me/3969725
http://strawpoll.me/3969725
http://strawpoll.me/3969725
http://strawpoll.me/3969725
>>70655816
I bet they have arguments on who is the hottest Sister garnet or pearl
>>70655866
But the lack of daddy kisses is what made Buck who he is today.
>>70655871
>>70655869
full disclosure seems to suggest they were even more closed off, if anything
>>70655529
That already lapis gig her emo tragedy just covers up the fact she's homeless. Peridot probably got a sad little apt back home
>>70655858
Did we coin that term or did it exist before?
>>70655888
>no "I don't care" option
shit poll kill self
>>70655858
Seriously. Next thread will be PERIDOT'S NOT DEAD EDITION, and feature that as the OP pic.
>Go to check what a certain website has been saying about the show
>Mostly reasonable stuff
>Get to Beach City Horror Club
>Everyone thinks we're supposed to side with Ronaldo
Also everyone is convinced Lars is trans.
>>70655916
There is one. It's called "not voting".
>>70655785
they wont shatter her, just break her physical form and bubble her gem. as we have seen bubbles prevent gems from regrowing bodies.
>>70655443
I can't wait for more gems, Mostly hyped for Peedle
Man its getting dark out
Any requests? i wont be back till Monday so give me some to work on~!
>>70655905
>>70655760
The episodes that one anon always recommends are Escalator and Mystery Noise. I also like Afraid of the Dark and you might want to check out the newest episode Shower Party for a surprise cameo
Couldn't Lapis unfuse from Jasper and leave her chained to the ocean floor?
She's obviously more powerful than her, it shouldn't be a problem.
>>70655727
That's actually an adorable idea for an episode.
>>70655927
if your poll doesn't accurately represent the sample it is a garbage poll, and this includes missing values
Please rise for the national anthem of the Islamic Gemirate of Earth.
>>70655869
True, but I think the main thing that would get the gems to finally come around to humans is if they left an impact on people outside of saving the day or inconveniencing them and that impact was made clear to them.
They've been blaming themselves for what the Gems did to the Earth and they're so lonely because all they have is eachother and a bunch of corrupted Gems after all the fighting, I think it'd be nice to have them see they have a positive impact on the humans they're protecting and use that as a bridge to knowing humans better.
>>70655933
>>70655916
That's why I don't vote in political elections. They don't have a "I don't care" option.
>>70655905
>Steven runs into Pearl when she's having one of her drinking nights.
>>70655932
TangoDot
>>70655912
Nah, deepest lore fags were always around.
>>70655460
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Are you telling me that these new episodes are going to air once a week on Thursdays? My mind's been blown.
>yfw the UG crossover episode is actually good and has plot development
>>70652554
Can we get a drawfag to make some Sour Cream x Peridot bonding at a rave?
Her fingers could be glowsticks for fucks sake. They're perfect for each other.
>>70655946
If you don't care then that makes you point fucking garbage.
>>70655638
>Everything they care about is what I am
>I am a Lizard
>I am a Tiger
>I am a Tiny Miracle
>>70655871
Still wondering if it's deep mother daughter love, authoritarian love or lesbian undertones out the ass.
>>70655959
But it do.>>70655933
>>70655963
my beautiful darling Pearl does not consume the devil's water!
>>70655974
quality kek anon, quality kek
>>70655912
No. SUG did not coin the term "deepest lore".
>>70655932
This with pearl with the picture being Uncle Grandpa
>>70655946
Why don't have political ballots a "none of the above" option then?
What is the significance of having the cool kids resemble the gems?
>>70655987
Mentor/mentee + non-binary lesbians
>>70655616
...
...Fer Christ sake
>>70655987
It's probably two of those.
>>70656014
Probably nothing.
>>70655932
This: >>70655829
SC watches with wonder as Pearl dances gracefully(or provocatively) as he DJs.
>>70655957
Well they saved them from destruction multiple times so thats something
>People thinking the crossover is going to be bad
>Implying it won't be really good
Come on.
>>70655932
Jasper as MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE
>>70655112
>/suugg/
/co/, stop this now!
You don't know who you're dealing with here!
>>70656014
Someone in a meeting said "wouldn't it be cool".
>>70655960
>That's why I don't vote in political elections. They don't have a "I don't care" option.
Yes they do.
That's what third party candidates and the Write-In options are for.
>>70656014
The gems are obviously mimicing their coolness in an attempt to appeal to Steven
>>70655964
Need more of this, and yes!
>>70655969
I'm still not sure how I am supposed to feel about the canon status
>>70655992
>>70655963
>>70655984
>There will never be an episode where the Crystal Gems get drunk for the first time.
>>70656074
good
>>70656014
Either to push home one of the themes of humanity and Gems living in harmony, or to foreshadow Steven's future dilemma of choosing between staying with the Gems or his dad.
>>70656014
As the Gems teach Steven about Gem stuff, the cool kids teach Steven about human stuff. Steven remains consistent in his development because his tutors of either race all parallel each other.
Earth Forever!
>>70656049
>You don't know who you're dealing with here!
An anonymous poster on an anime imageboard? Real tough, matey~
>>70655964
If Jasper will be in a long black velvet dress then I'm all in on this idea
why tumbls care if lars is trans cause trans or not he, sorry, xe still is the worst character
>>70656056
Third parties are too mainstream. I need to seem aloof so other people will think I'm cool.All these food CAPTCHAs are making me hungry.
>>70655987
Courtly Love.
>>70655932
au homeworld gems playing steven tag
>>70656097
scrawl a dick on the write-in line
>>70655987
The answer is yes.
>>70656074
Amy breaking her gem was close, kinda, no, but kinda.
>>70655932
This with lars
>>70655905
>Steven is going to grow up into a huge, hairy, Bara guy
>Pearl's feelings will be of uther confusion. As she helped to raise him but now her nipples get hard whenever he is close.
>Pearl tries to get more attention from Bara Steven, but he is busy with Connie
>>70655991
>>70655712
>having this think skinI'm joking. I truly hate Pardoshitters.Evan, The Son, Tony, and Mark bretty great
I want to see a fapfic where the whole basis for Rose and the Crystal Gems defecting is that they discovered sex and they get Peridot to join them by giving her first sexual encounter.
>No art of the Gems as Big Daddies and Connie as a little sister
>No art of Steven as Jack 'Would you Kindly' Ryan.
I'm shocked.
Why did Sucrose have to ruin our Peridot in Canada meme?
>>70655969
>>70656092
>>70655964
I second this
>>70656096
because sadie wanting to fuck a perfectly straight guy triggers them.
>gems about to attack something
>Kiki or koko or whatever the fuck her name is jumps in front of the punch going STOOOOOOOP
Why the fuck is Sugar such a hack at writing
>>70656014
They really don't look much like the gems aside from Buck's glasses and SC's skin tone
>>70655969
>>70655926
>Implying Lars isn't trans
>>70655969
Madfags get BTFO? Good.
>>70655112
Man, i'm actually looking forward to the crossover. Shit, it feels like only 15 years old and teens hate UG for idiotic reasons.
>>70656157
This is a golden idea, but you'd have to take vignettes from the scenario, otherwise it's way too broad for a fapfic.
>>70656166
what would make the scene better anon
>>70656096
>>70656165
>>70656178
See what you did, Meekbot? Fuck you.
>>70656166
Jekky.
>>70655969
Been there, done that.
>>70655932
Draw your interpretation of what the corrupted Gems looked like before.
>>70655932
Steven Universe characters as CO's in the Advance Wars series.Too bad these games aren't being made anymore
>>70656182
>Shit, it feels like only 15 years old and teens hate UG for idiotic reasons.
>>70656088
I want Earth Forever to become a battlecry for humanity
An episode where Greg's cousin from New Jersey comes to visit.
>>70655926
>lars and ronaldo are friends
>ronaldo takes a funny picture of his friend
>friend destroys picture, calls him a shit, and runs away
gee, i wonder why ronaldo went crazy.
>>70656187
Wasn't it that bone zone chick who started that?
>>70656119
Oh its already done!
then a drawing of them doing a tango together?
>>70655969
>>70656199
Topping the Steven Bomb? Unlikely. Very unlikely.
>Yellow Diamond, ma'am. Long-range observation probe has entered the Sol System. Approaching Earth's upper atmosphere now.
>Good. I swear, if that idiot Jasper crashed another of my scout ships I'll grind her sorry ass up for aquarium gravel.
>Ma'am! Optics are reading a Class-6 SOS carved into the local vegetation. Bringing it up on the monitor.
>...the fuck am I looking at?
>Apparently Steven rules, ma'am.
>>70656203
>mfw Centipeetle looks like Tidus
HAHAHA
AHAHAH
HAHAHA
AHAAAH
>>70656221
Which gem would Carl like though
>>70656186
pizza daughter's head explodes from the sheer force of garnet punching the air in front of her causing the gems to become fugitives from both their homeworld and humanity
>>70656241
Yes please, that'd be super cute!
>>70656227
>If someone is a jerk it's fine to murder them
>The reason Onion acts out is because he's mad about his dead/divorced mom being replaced by SC's mom
>>70656255
edgy
>>70656245
Like it'd hard topping that bomb.
This crossover will rule.
>>70656221
This reminds me, Peedee is basically a Carl in the making
>working at a young age
>only wears tank tops, baggy pants and sandals
>cynical, moody/ depressed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xy9wyGAOds
>>70656209
>Le Random meme
Nah, it's idiotic. It's show focused for little kids. That anon, if anything, is acting like one of those "cool" teens that i mention before.
>>70655932
The gems but they look like their middle aged
>>70656038
Yeah, but it's usually gem caused destruction so it's kind of made moot. The Gems are just trying to make right what they allowed to happen.
>>70656203
I really like this peedle design, here's a lil on the top right
>>70656250
>Hey, uh, you. Yeah, the black one. With the hips. And the afro. Hey, how's about you come over here and- Hey, where're you going?
>>70656262
I think Onion is actually Sour Creams half-brother. Theres a character in the credits named Vidalia, who may be Onion (and maybe Sour Creams) mom.
>>70656248
>Yellow diamonds will see this and assume Steven is Earth's ruler and made the flare as a mockery.
>Galactic War triggered.
>>70656294
I feel there's not enough art of the other corrupted Gems.
Peribros, do you think she would the type of mother that's always working and never having time for their kid?
>>70655653
Holy shit, when you zoom in like that it really does look like her
>>70656326
Well duh.
>>70656294
>mfw Centipeetle Lays eggs
>Mfw she has an Egg sack where can connect to to birth more
Sorry but Bug women are my fetish
>>70655969
It would certainly come as a surprisedrive
If it turns out genuinely good, I wouldn't Mach it.
I'm sure the writers will put as much Heart behind this crossover as they do the other episodes.
By the end, I'm betting that opinions over the whole thing will tie in a Dead Heat.
>>70656294
>that Lapis picture
waaaay too lewd for a christian image board. She's like a kid.
>>70656283
So basically, SU's fanbase.
>yfw the crossover isgood
So how upset were people that all their "Peridot in Canada" art was invalidated?
>>70656288
The fuck, is she a Necron?
>>70656307
I'm thinking Vidalia is going to end up being just Sour Cream's mom, my reasoning being I really hope she actually talks instead of going wah-wah-wah.
I mean yeah the wah-wah-wah thing is a good gag but I can see it be overused.
>>70656362
>yfw when SU is cancelled to merge with UG
>>70655785
She'll get caught soon, but Steven will show her mercy and she'll escape. Then she'll try to rescue Jasper and both of them (plus Lapis) will join the Crystal Gems because Steven shows them mercy.
>>70655727
Best suggestion for an episode yet!
>>70656294
>As soon as centipeetle is revealed
>/sug/ will turn her into the whore of the CG.
>Whoring her self out for Chaaps
>>70656248
>that S
>>70656340
I know right? and those guys in the last thread said it was a sign or something...
>>70655112
So Jenny want Steven dick right?
>>70656348
it doesn't count if they're like 6000. At least that's what /d/ says
>>70656283
UG isn't very funny, in my opinion. It's not terrible, but I'd almost always rather watch something else.
>>70656326
Peridot would be the obsessive kind of mom, workin or not
Like she would want to know their son every step and sign him in all kinds of activities, music, sports, advance chemistry, etc
>>70656362
I'm telling you. It's going to be fantastic.
>>70656348
Australia, is that you?
>>70656382
It wasn't overused in Peanuts.
>>70655696
The gems want to get Steven something special for his birthday but realize they don't have any money since they never need it. As a result, they start to pick up odd jobs to raise money while keeping their jobs secret from Steven.
>>70656404
Jenny admitted she was evil so naturally she wants to corrupt Steven
>>70656348
lapis is old as dirt though
>>70656309
>I won't stand for this indignity! Screw reactivating the Kindergarten, I want that planet glassed! Fire the lasers!
>How many lasers?
>ALL the lasers.
And then they fired all the lasers.
>>70656396
She doesn't do blowjobs
>>70656322
I love the idea. I think I need pic ref's of the corrupted gems though, if anyone has them I'd be jazzed!
>>70656396
....this.
>>70656398
>hahahaha guys aren't we funny!
>we do that thing you do when you were kid!
>we aware! we so aware ahahahah!
>you do that as kid remebr haha like if you remember doin thes in notebook as kid haha
>>70656404
Jenny probably get Sour Cream sour creams and the mayor son d at the same time
>>70656346
Stop anon
>>70656146
>think
>thin
Goddamn it
>>70655975
>I am made oh-oh-oh-of fun
How's this going affect the canon?
>>70656362
>mfw I was right and /sug/ got blown the fuck out
>>70656301
>>70656250
>"Where you goin' honey!? My checks don't bounce! Hey, who're y- oh, I see how dis is, you got the whole lesbian beach party thing goin' on... hey what- what're y'doing it ain't illegal to take picturesIT AIN'T ILLEGAL TA TAKE PICTURES MY ARM AHH!"
>>70656454
pizza will be officially peperoni gem
>>70656437
But seriously, when did that thing get started? It's bugging me that nobody ever attempted to research that. Anthropologists should be all over that
>>70655313
>Not liking Uncle BasedPa
Dude, you need a good morning
>>70656418
The adults weren't really characters in the Peanuts though, that was kind of the point. You don't see or hear them because it's All Kids All The Time (except when they're in France then it's All Kids And The Shadows Of Nefarious French People).
>>70655593
>mfw someone downloaded and used a picture I cropped
>>70656294
I like hood wearing edgy gamer peridot
>>70656326
The kind that keeps all kind of tracking devices on their phone and shit.
>>70656396
/sug/ would do that we pretty much made Jasper into a Masochistic psychopath and Lapis into a Depressed Sadist.
Why not Slutty Centipeetle I could see it but oh god She might be horrible at blowjobs
>Acid Spit
>yfw Uncle Grandpa is part of the lore and there is nothing you can do about it
>>70656389
Fuck off.
>>70655224
leave a jewess in charge for just a few months and ben 10 is kill and fucking kids are screeching incessantly between commercials
>>70656475
IIRC it's been done since 18th century France.
>>70656437
it was just a quick visual gag, damn
>>70656322
Here's Watermelon
>>70655112
Lapis will come back sooner of later.
>>70656470
>>70656301
I can hear it in his voice. Nice work.
>>70656493
Hey man, magic exists. I can accept that.
>>70656493
>>70656493
The UG crossover is going to be the fucking best. I can't wait to see tumblrites moan and cry and whine like bitches. The shitposting will never end. The fact that I like both shows and the idea of the episode itself is just icing.
>>70656231
Absolutely not. Tumblr started it, meekbot followed, then bone did. Can't blame them, gets popularity votes.
>>70656362
i'm sure it'll be at least okay. if you remember /co/ used to enjoy UG when it was a pilot. as a series it's a bit too much of the same but as a special why not?
>>70656487
>>70656411
So it'd be like having a cop or FBI agent for a mom?
Will Giant Realistic Flying Tiger appear and have fun with Lion?
>>70656516
STRONG INDEPENDENT GEM THAT AINT NEED NO HOME WORL
JAZZ HANDS
>>70656544
I saw the silliest wrestling match ever.
I liked it.
>>70655969
Well yeah
>>70656433
Alas, I have no refs. I can post them individually though.
>>70656561
That seems more than likely
>>70656561
You mean like sexual fun?
>>70656561
Probably. Isn't GRFT a girl?
>>70656493
I hope it's only a filler
>>70656554
nice off by one
Nah it'd be more like just having a tech-savvy mom that likes to check in on her kid a lot. She's also the kind to check his grades like once a day.
Would Pearl eat salad if it was made of plants grown by Rose?
>Uncle Grandpa CrossOver
What the fuck
>>70656538
This. I hope every fan gets BTFO and leaves the show.
>>70656612
>celebrating a failed get
jesus christ how new are you?
>>70656561
Liger fusion when?
>>70656612
>Just dropped from an A to a B+
>Get grounded for weeks
>Cry self to sleep
>>70656607
It isn't. Matt confirmed it.
>>70656613
No. She'd probably hide it in her room and wear it on her head while she watches Steven sleep.
>>70656538
My nigga. I feel exactly the same about the crossover.
>>70656516
such a diverse and accepting body type!
>>70656612
>She has a chip your head
>She has a tracking device in your underwear
>She has will know everything you do
>You are constantly watched
>>70656411
So basically a tiger mom?
>>70656561
THEY FUSE INTO LIGER! DEEPEST LORE!!!
>>70656664
You think SU will stop being pretentious and start being fun again after the crossover?
>>70656648
>tfw no rockmom levitating fingers handjobs for a week
>>70656346
>Dead He
>>70656612
>Those hands
Reminds me of this
>>70656688bred for their magical powers
>>70656475
it springs forth fully thought of from the ether. like 'the floor is lava' every kid ever plays the floor is lava as soon as they learn what lava is.
>>70656695
>SU
>not fun
>Joy Ride just aired
>Steven finds a laser pointer
>Lion goes crazy and tries to attack the red dot
>Amethyst comes and tries to attack the red dot as well
>>70656618
which gem would be more into anal vore
>>70655645
>go into gas station
>Amethyst nabs em all and beats feet
>Pearl pays, sighs in exasperation
>Garnet mesmerized by hot dog oven the entire time
Repeat like a dozen times/
>>70655217
>"This doesn't seem safe."
>"Don't worry kid, I'm wearing a helmet."
>>70656735
Maybe he means the fanbase. The fanbase is definitely beyond saving at this point, but at least the show itself continues to be good.
>>70656628
forgot sarcasm can't be detected without tone
>>70656618
I don't see the big issue. It's just going to be a lighthearted episode, it's not like every episode of Steven Universe has to have DEEP LORE, even if I love myself some deep lore.
>>70656648
>steals CGs idea and grounds him from TV for a thousand years because his GPA dropped 0.01
>>70656672
she also probably packs lunches that have the perfect amount of nutrients so her son has a healthy life knowing not of gluttony or starvation
>>70655112
hey guys, I'm Rebecca Sugar and I just wanted to let you know that I can't participate in this thread because my vagina is bleeding.
>>70656672
>the Crystal Gems appear and attack Steven breaking a tracking chip
>Peridot comes running and sees it
>"I'm reporting this to the others!" she yells summoning Robonoids
>Has to get Jasper and Lapis to get them to lay off Steven because the CGs keep breaking her Robonoids
>>70656734
Or the thing that you used to imagine was running alongside your car leaping over or destroying everything in its way.
>>70656770
Neat
>>70656770
Bullshit! That never stopped Allegri!
>>70656770
Better luck next time, then. We love you, Becky.
>>70655969
>there will never be a crossover of SU and Kamen Rider Drive, with Mach during his time in America teaming up with the gems to go after a roidmude that copied steven
>>70656437
>>70655112
so we have this terrible crossover next thursday, and then what? how long until more episodes?
>>70656770
time stamp that bleeding vag
>>70656720
>>70656696
>tfw no rockmom
>tfw not your own rockmom
>>70656807
idk how long until you shut up forever
>>70656770
We don't talk about periods here, Rebecca.
>>70656770
Ayy, looks like we're blood brothers.
is there a link for joy ride yet bros?
What's your favorite episode, /sug/?
Drawendo can you do this Teenage Connie and Steven.
>>70656221
>Yo Pearl Chick! You might lack the meat but i can always do with a nice T Bone! YEAH! Haha! Get it! T Bone! Cause i'm gonna bone ya!... The hell are you doing with that thing in your forehead?
>>70656858
>>70656695
But SU keeps getting better.
>>70656847
idunno, that bite looks like it was too hard.
>>70656825
are we actually sharing a general with these uncle grandpa autists?
fucking christ. just because we have a crossover doesn't mean we have to have merged generals, please keep the generals seperate.
>Onion is a criminal mastermind
>Sour Cream is FUCKING INVINCIBLE
I guess it runs in the family, step or not.
>>70656858
the one where pearl comes to life and marries me
>>70656830
How aboutPeridots?
>>70656891
>this is how gems are born
>>70656893
>Not wanting Jasper's Teeth deep inside your flesh
>>70656910
As if anything could make /sug/ more autistic and cancerous.
>>70656877
>"Greg you gotta help me out, I tried hookin' up with the skinny hooer but I woke up lyin' fac3e down inna surf with a spear stuck up my ass like a flagpole, whaddaya think that means? Is she inna me?"
>>70656880
That episode.
Probably the most fucked up one of all.
>>70656910
Just because we have a show doesn't mean we need to have generals, period
>>70655163
>Pearl tried to kill Steven this episode
>/ss/fags will defend this
>>70656910
>daterape
>calling anybody an autist
top kek
>>70656891
Congraduations
How many of you people are underage? Like seriously.
>>70656931
Oh fuck you, Carlos
>>70656910
I don't think anyone in these threads have any right to call anyone autistic.
>>70656942
Alright everything is good here except those fuckin sausage fingers. Yikes.
What If Peridot had really huge thighs
>>70656930
Mine too, man.;_;
>>70656910
>that filename
stop this
>>70656943
if anything can, its the pure retardation that comes from the fans of that 'show'
never watched it, dont want to, but ive seen enough fanart posted from misha to know i don't want it.
>>70656973
then she'd be fat
>Peridot ship fills up with Mountain dew and doritos
>>70656858
My top ten:
10. Space Race
9. Monster Buddies
8. Giant Woman
7. Rose's Room
6. Coach Steven
5. Steven and the Stevens
4. Winter Forecast
3. The Message
2. Lion 3
1. Mirror/Ocean Gem
>>70656913
So, sour cream is sundowner and onion is jetstream sam?
So does Steven not need air? I can't imagine that the gems would have any real reason to make the liquid in the pod breathable.
>>70656935
>Rose cracked in half in a bloody mess
ew
>>70656538
I THINK YOU MAY BE RIGHT
>>70656973
That's wayyy too much thighs to be considered attractive. Basically anything from Garnet and onward in terms of thigh size is just unattractive.
>>70656913
Do they share the same mom, or is Onion from his dad's previous marriage?
>>70656980
Wait, are you talking about SU or what?
>>70655338
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcPI8oUeVS8
>>70656989
Welp I'm heading home to draw things like this.
Seya Monday /co/!
>>70656980
buddy, if /sug/ of all places considers you an annoying sperg, you have no right to criticize literally anyone at all
If Cartoon Network has a lick of common sense, they'd realise that their stupid show is doomed. They'll pull the plug on it sooner rather than later: there's a lot of newer shows that are coming in the next few months (perhaps that includes Lakewood Plaza Turbo).
>>70656973
She already has nice legs, and if it translates form Rebecca's artstyle to anything else it seems canon she has fit thighs.
>>70656910
i see zero people talking about uncle grandpa on its own. the only people bringing up UG are those who are talking about the crossover. I don't think this is a UGG. its definitely mostly SUG
>>70656796
her flow is weak, we're talking bottles full of spaghetti sauce here
>>70656977
Hit a nerve?
>>70656973
I have a hard drive for her motherboard.
>>70656561
I'm gonna be that guy that says there's the porn's gonna be crazy even though I know there isn't going to be shit.
>>70656955
its good to have generals for good shows that have backstory and lore.
>>70656959
>>70656970
oh, so just because im a little autistic myself that means i can't accuse others of the same?
>>70656977
sadie is a cutie. she is best human... but she is perfect for sexual. and not pure waifu
>>70656980
You're acting worse than Misha and his 52,000 posts.
>>70656858
So Many Birthdays
>>70657007
>That's wayyy too much thighs to be considered attractive
yeah, if you're some kind of twigfucker
>What Garnet fags see
>>70657031
I would rather have Lakewood than UG.
>>70657007
>That's wayyy too much thighs to be considered attractive.
excuse you
>>70656973
What if Peridot had huge muscles
>>70657053
it's almost like namefags and tripfags are shitty awful people
>Peridot thinks humans are primitive savages
>upon finding her crashed vessel they start hooting and punching and throwing rocks at it
>>70657061
>>70656973
if your feet are shorter than your kneecaps, something is clearly not right
>>70657063
I'd say something to the contrary, but then I'd be lying.
IMO, the 5 worst episodes:
5. Joking Victim
4. Keep Beach City Weird
3. Frybo
2. Serious Steven
1. Fusion Cuisine
>>70656989
>Opal edits for Pearl faces.
Can w please have more
>>70656973
>>70657070
That's what I just said (although that would mean that Ian would leave Steven Universe...)
>>70656949
>Not that i'm pegging and stuff... I mean, i aint no gay! But if it's lady...
>>70656995
The gem ship probably didn't have air either, Steven just never never noticed that there wasn't air.
>>70657077
>wimpy Jasper
no sir I don't like it
>>70657081
Not all of them are bad.
The ones like Drawtendo, Zer0, and X actually produce shit.
Misha doesn't do a damn thing and is generally annoying, so we tend to hate him a bit more.
>>70657061
>>70657074
>gems with normal proportions are now considered 'twigs'
Yeah, nah. Overly large hips and thighs are completely gross.
Just look at this nastiness.
>>70657108
>No Beach Party
Alright
What's your top 5
>>70657103
It's cartoon fanart.at least she doesn't have cankles
>>70657007
You're only speaking for yourself Fag.
>>70657053
oh please, now you are just over exaggerating
>>70657035
Well... that is a mental image that is going to fuck with my head tonight
>>70657135
>Overly large hips and thighs are completely gross
Pedo pls
>>70657077
>tiny jasper
the muscles are my favorite thing about her but even here she's so cute
why is she so best
>>70657063
my mind immediately went to this
>>70657135
ANON YOU DON'T GET IT HEALTYH AT EVERY SIZE JUST BECAUSE I WEIGH 300 POUNDS DOESNT MEAN I CANT RUN A MILE IN 4 MINUTES
>>70656995
He starts to suffocate in lion's mane, remember? It's possible the buffer fluid has some oxygen in (for whatever reason you want to invent).Or the crew just fucked up.
>>70657031
haha why's everything so concentrated in the western hemisphere? Europe have something against CN?
>>70657135
Pedo pls
Poor Steven, living out the old "never meet your heroes" saying. The gals show up at the escape pod, and are all like "She's wounded, finish her off!". Somewhere in the back of Steven's mind, he has to be wondering if maybe he should protect Peridot from sudden obliteration.
>>70657077
>Wimpy Jasper
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>70656942
>those giant wandering hands
lewd. I think the reason I like this ship is because I can self-insert as Peridot.
>>70657188
Peridot likes the taste of oxygen.
>>70657135
Oops forgot image. If you are attracted to this then you have no taste. She literally looks like a fucking penguin. I get she's supposed to be a shapely woman, but sometimes too much hips is too much hips. This just looks completely out of proportion. It's hideous.
>>70657215
Alright
>>70657077
>Buff Peri
MAKE IT STOP
>>70656561
>>70656561
>yfw realistic flying liger cubs
>>70657219
she jumps good
>>70657188
The gems had access to neon genesis evangellion and copied that.
>>70657134
>writing isn't anything
>i only like pictures that dont require any actual time to look at
Anyone else think this show handles kid issues really well? Tonight's episode made me apprehensive as hell along with Steven because you knew it was going to lead to Steven getting in trouble and the gems calling him irresponsible despite how good he generally is and even though he wanted to do the right thing. Most shows will still at least leave part of the blame on the kid because "being a good kid doesn't mean you still get away with bad choices", but I like how this one actually addresses the parental figures understanding that Steven is good and deserves a bit of freedom, even if he didn't make the best choice due to peer pressure.Meanwhile shit like this growing up is what kept me from taking even minimal risks because it wasn't worth the potential bitching out. These episodes usually hit me really deep and make me sad, so I'm glad it didn't end like that.
>>70657219
>She literally looks like a fucking penguin
what
>>70655912
the earliest I heard the term was actually on /v/ when it came to the caged green thwomp in mario kart 64
>>70657188
well considering that the Mystery Fluid seems to be identical to the Robonoid splooge, it's probably some kind of nanotech repair fluid.
The pod went into "Battlemode" when it flooded, so the liquid probably repairs and accomodates for whoever's occupying the pod.
I guess that it accomodated for Steven's oxygen needs.
>>70657201
CN basically doesn't exist in Europe, it's a paychannel there which nobody has
>>70657031
What's with the interest in Venezuela and Peru?
>>70657077
Have this in a dream/thought bubble of regular, scrawny dotty and it will be done.
>>70657240
Fuck off, you don't do shit except shit up threads
>>70657117
>Yo Purple One! You like food? I got a sausage for you! TONIGHT!
All that Canadian Peridot art will be lost like tears in pizza rain
>>70657219
jeez anon, what did Garnet ever do to hurt you
>>70657270
But we get hobo Peridot
>>70657278
She said he wassingle
>>70656880
>that moment when Pearl freaks out about Steven not being on the warp pad yet and starts laughing
Good episode.
>>70657292
#owned
>>70657278
anon got raped by a thick girl
>>70657240
>Writing isn't anything
Zer0 is a writefag. He doesn't sperg out about autists and is generally a nice guy, so he's up there. Even though he rarely shows up, he's still enjoyable.
You, on the other hand, have gone in a downhill slope since the beginning.
>>70657235
>NGE invented breathable liquids
you are probably still right unfortunately, the crew consists of huge weeaboos
>>70656538
My sentiments
>Mrs.M has amazing hips
I really hope Connie Grows up to be like her mom.
OK, here I go:
Gem Glow: 3/5
Laser Light Cannon: 3.5/5
Cheeseburger Backpack: 4/5
Together Breakfast: 3/5
Frybo: 2/5
Cat Fingers: 2.5/5
Bubble Buddies: 4/5
Serious Steven: 2/5
Tiger Millionaire: 4/5
Steven's Lion: 3.5/5
Arcade Mania: 1.5/5
Giant Woman: 4/5
So Many Birthdays: 3/5
Lars and the Cool Kids: 3.5/5
Onion Trade: 2.5/5
Steven the Sword Fighter: 3.5/5
Lion 2: 4/5
Beach Party: 1.5/5
Rose's Room: 4.5/5
Coach Steven: 4.5/5
Joking Victim: 1/5
Steven and the Stevens: 4.5/5
Monster Buddies: 4/5
An Indirect Kiss: 3.5/5
Mirror/Ocean Gem: 5/5
>>70657077
>dainty Jasper
>>70657262
just because you opt to not read my material doesn't automatically mean i dont produce anything. i have 9 /sug/ related stories on AO3 and pastebin right now. but since you can't look at them in half a second like a picture, they just dont count, right?
>>70657247
That actually makes a lot of sense.
>>70657320
stop trying to justify your shittiness. you suck
>>70657270
Time
to die.
>>70657314
>liking hips
I'll never understand you people.
>>70655727
This sounds like a Sailor Moon episode.fund it.
>>70657278She broke my sign
>>70657309
yeah, if i only showed up when i had something to post and barely ever spoke im sure everybody would like me too.
and i dont think ive gone downhill, i think ive always been down here.
>>70657338
>not liking ass
>>70657338
hips are good
>>70657338
Probably because you're retarded
>>70657241
I know that feel, anon.
>>70657338
It's literally built into men's genes to be attracted to birthing hips.
>>70657338
probably because you're a pedo
>>70656973
>childbearing hips
>>70657042
Nice gams.
>>70657338
>Not liking hips
Come on, anon.
>>70657332
how?
follow that up.
i suck because... what?
my postings here, or my stories?
>>70657254
It's both a paychannel, and invariably in some stupid nonsensical package that's 90% shit you don't want. In the UK, anyway.
>>70657338
>Not liking Hips
>>70657291
I need to see it soon.
>>70657353
No, I don't like ass. Asses are fat and gross. I like butts. Butts are cute and have an appealing shape.
>>70657310
I know NGE didn't invent it, I just know the crew likes it.
>>70656362
>yfw the crossover includes thedisgustoids
>>70657310
Fuck off
>>70657270
And now I have to go watch that. Sigh.
>>70657338
>not liking baby making hips
I'm sorry, I'm usually understanding, but you are simply wrong.
>>70657338
Probably because you're gay.
>>70657408
Shut it, cunt
>Steven thinks that the gems secretly resent him for inadvertently taking away Rose from them
Gee I wonder where he got that idea...
>Greg is cooking hot dogs on the beach.
>Steven offers a hot dog to Connie, but she declines.
"Oh. Is it because of religious..."
"No, no. I'm not allowed to eat hot dogs because my mom doesn't like the idea of wieners in buns."
>she looks at the massive meat log in Steven's hand.
"Must be nice though."
>>70657408
You gay son.
>>70657420
Shit I forgot about camp
What if Rose and Steven's Roles where reversed.
Steven had to give up his physical form for Rose to be born
Hey guys, just saw the newest episode.EARTH FOREVER
Also, why is everyone arguing about namefags? Again?
>>70657338
>having just the shittiest of taste
>>70656282
But Carl didn't have a friend like Steven.
>>70657458
Pearlfags are the worst.
>>70657458
Fuck Pearl... I can't understand people liking her
>>70657483
>shooting a baby out your dick
i can see that happening to steven
>>70657270
Did people seriously thought she ended up in Canada? Because it looked like she could have easily landed somewhere in New England
I'm hoping people just went along with it because the concept was funny and there actually aren't people upset about this
>>70656847
I like this
I like it a lot
>>70657458
Pearl never apologized got that shit she pulled in Roses Scabbard did she?
>>70657468
>"because my mom doesn't like the idea of wieners in buns."
Yeah, let's see her say that after last night with Mr. Maheswaran
>>70655616
what the fuck is this
>>70657392
I love the way Steven's drawn here. Loving that Jasper too
>>70657468
>not disapproving of hot dogs being made of the grossest parts of the animal
You had one job.
>>70657503
They reconciled at the end of the episode.
>>70657506
Ayyyyyy
>>70657483
What if this became an option in a later episode?
Where Steven would have to decide whether to keep living, or live on through his mom's return, and the gem's being conflicted on what they want and him feeling like he can never measure up to her.
It'd be interesting.
>>70657063
that's an actual fetish.SWB
>>70657206
All things considered, he's probably thinking that now. I hope he talks things out with the gems about him being his own mom and stuff.
>>70657483
>Rose doesn't get a lion
>She gets a goat
>>70657408
You sound like a pretentious ass, I tell you what.
>>70655964
>tfw your doodle gets reposted
>>70657486
>>70657503
This: >>70657523
It was really fucking touching, too
>>70657468
>My mom doesn't like the idea of weiners in buns."
Heh.
>>70657523
I'd still be nice to see her directly apologize though. I was shocked when she apologized to Amethyst in On the Run.
>>70655616
>Implying Mayor "Just Dew It" Dewey would let this fucker or the self-insert storyboard writer anywhere near his beloved Poil
>>70657486
We aren't arguing about Namefags.
We are arguing about hips and why their are amazing Zer0
>>70657498
Not upset, but I really would have liked to have seen a silly one-off episode just with Peridot trying to get by in Canada. Make it non-canon even, I don't care.
Do Gems feel pleasure when somebody licks their gems?
>>70657551
Well sometimes your actions are such that it isn't necessary to speak out your apology. I think having a direct apology would have diminished the montage of them fooling around together at the end. It would have been too hamfisted.
>>70657557
>tfw the exterminator starts flirting with Pearl in front of him
>>70655616
This big chin fucker is kinda kawaii. He can be voiced by that dude in Charlie Bartlett.
>>70657551
I don't think that it was really something that she could've - or had to - say "sorry" for.
You apologize when you make a mistake, not when something's wrong.
>>70657523
Did they? She just let steven get close to her again, not really an apology
>>70657574
Yeah, it's like a Ferengi's ears
>>70655403
That explains the thunder thighs and twiggy arms.
>>70657458
Oh Pearl definitely does to some degree, and it seems like Amethyst blames Greg for the whole ordeal, but I think Garnet doesn't hold any resentment towards Steven or Greg. Her line in JailBreak is what proved it for me
>Oh Steven. We already love you.
>>70657580
>implying the exterminator can even fucking compete with this nigga
>>70657559
>tfw hips are my second fetish
Seems like I got here at the right time.
>>70657498
95 percent of people went with it simply because the idea was funny
>>70657458
She did nothing wrong
>>70657458
Even before that, this probablly tipped him off.
>tfw the only gem who hasint gone full "MUH ROSE" on either Steven or Greg is Garnet
>>70657608
>Pearl's Pretty
>Not Pearl-is-pret-ty to go with the May-or Dew-ey pattern
>>70657609
>Jasper pounding Lars into the dirt
WORST GEM AND WORST HUMAN DUKE IT OUT FOR TITLE OF "SHITLORD SUPREME!"
tonight at 11
>>70657602
>but I think Garnet doesn't hold any resentment towards Steven or Greg.
That's not what Steven believes, but okay. Pretty sure all the gems love him. But they all could very well be angry that he took away Rose, because honestly the team is a wreck without a competent leader. Garnet sure as shit isn't cut out for leadership position.
I like all the protagonist gems.
>>70657601
Nah UG gets that from Granpacizing
>>70657310
what is oxygenated fluorocarbon
>>70657458
Pearlfags are scum
>>70657608
>implying he won't try
>implying he isn't playing mind games with Dewey the whole time trying to make Dewey ruin himself
>implying he doesn't know that copying Dewey's van idea reallybugshim
>>70657392
Steven looks a bit like Shin-Chan in this.
>>70657608
>Pearl's pretty
Smooth, Dewey. Smooth.
>>70656956
Pearl fucked up, but so did the one THAT CAN PREDICT THE FUTURE so.
>>70657639
Oh I know that's not what Steven believes, I was just saying what I think each of the Gems feel about the situation.
Of course, Rose probably asked Garnet to not leave her baby alone with "that creepy stalker who won't leave us alone" and make sure Amethyst doesn't eat him.
So the credits theme to this show is just perfect. There's just something about it that makes me feel... nostalgic I guess? It makes me feel calm and happy inside like everything will be alright
>>70657639
This (kinda).
It doesn't matter that the gems love Steven, and that they're his caretakers. They can still resent him at some level for taking Rose away from them.
Anyone who's ever had to take care of a child, be it their own or a younger sibling, knows what that's like.
What do you think the lullaby "Rockabye Baby" is about?
https://twitter.com/mcburnett/status/581217213694283776
>>70657705
>escape clause built into the episode for fans too weak to handle that amazing truth.
Thank you, based Matt.
Thank you.
>>70657705
Christ, now I can exhale.
Thank you Based Matt
>>70657688
>garnet mind
>so theres a possibility that pearl would let steven fall
>naahhh she wouldnt
>fucking pearl
>i would tho and i did
>>70657705
Escape clause?
I don't know why but when I see Pearl I imagine her as a low-life drug addict, completely broken, wallowing in her own misery and for some reason I find this thought very erotic.
can a nigga get a link?
>>70657705
i don't mind it being canon
i started to watch uncle grandpa, and i liked it
>>70657698
>Nostalgic
I swear, the only ending that has ever made me feel that way was Sponge Bob's, and I haven't heard that one in over a decade.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wdI5EsdDIo
>>70657705
>there's an escape clause
>burnett dampened its usefulness by confirming it's only for pussies and whiner babies
based
>>70657616
Yeah, so did Amethyst, Hitler and Griffith.
>>70657705
>yfw he show's up through Rose's room
>>70657746
Scroll up.
>>70657658
Is that a thing? I've only seen like two episodes.
Clearly he is well versed in SQUATZ N OATZ
>>70657219
nigga
>>70657743
You mean lapis?
>>70657705
I doubt "those" fans will even bother watching the episode and just refer to it as a "lost" episode
>>70657759
>pearl is the same category as griffith
yes
>>70657746
sure thing
>>70657760
That is so fucking in-character for UG, it's crazy.
>>70657705
This is where the timeline splits, isn't it?
>>70657705
April fools is one day before the episode.
>>70657691
Well if you honestly believe Garnet is THE ONLY gem to not harbor any negative feelings or resentment that their beloved leader slept with a human and left them in a world of shit, then you are deluded. This show is about flaws. And I know Garnet is some perfect mary sue who is always loving and always right, but for her to be the only gem who doesn't feel this way about Steven? Get real.
>>70657698
This, Spongebob's and AT's are probably the comfiest ending themes out there.
>No link for Joy Ride yet
Why even respirate?
>>70657779
Please don't
She suffered enough
>>70657791
>And I know Garnet is some perfect mary sue who is always loving and always right
>>70657458
Hey, reach out to the truth, faggot.
Anyone have that comic Yoto made of Rose leaving and telling Garnet to tell the others she died?
>>70657767
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_nZghCPW70
>>70657811
Son, just download it, or visit Watchcartoononline/animeflavor.
>>70657842
What?
>>70657811
https://mega.co.nz/#!wQRHkBjY!6_wrAt9PcbHAhQbcG2XaMjh8H61_LeySDTJpxrSOnD0
>>70657705
burnett's ok
>yfw Buck is fucking hot
God tier Dewey genes right here. Just imagine how beautiful Deweys next kid will be.
>>70657705
>Escape clause
>As soon as the episode ends, the gems tell Steven they have tofind the hourglass from Steven and the Stevens.
>>70657316
>any episode below 2/5
>>70657761
i just went through the whole thread and didn't find it
>>70656651
Matt trolls fans for funsies. Pretty sure the crossover will be standalone enough for people to believe whatever they want.
>>70657853
Thanks m8
>>70657863
>he fucks sour cream and jenny
>>70657863
>Next kid
You mean with Pearl?
>>70655338
>>70655360
>>70655456
PLEASE PASS THE MUSTARD
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>>70657420
...what?
>>70657705
>"I accidentally created an alternate timeline!"
IT'S HAPPENING
HYPERCRISIS IS REAL
>>70657883
Scroll harder.
>>70657576
>Jasper ever escaping
We all know that six thousand year old fusion virgin is getting fucked six ways from sunday by that ocean queen at the bottom of the beach. Why would she ever want to leave mistress lapis' bitch-breaker?
>>70657874
¡!¡!¡!¡!¿?¿?
>Garnets thoughts when Jenny said Steven was in there.
>"Of fuck we almost killed him. Again. Rose forgive us"
>>70657937
The gems do have a habit of doing that, don't they?
>healing bodily fluids
>impenetrable shield and bubble
>can create sentient plant warriors
Do you think Yellow Diamond is that OP?
>>70657912
The pills enhance recall of traumatic events, this is not desirable in most pharmaceutical products.
Poor Desert Glass.
>>70657902Of coursh.
Let us see. Amy was born on Earth so she IS home. Garnet has their perma-fusion of love. Pearl has NOTHING. Her loyalty infused friendship of thousands of years was replaced by an alien kind of union that lasts less than a century. Then her friend/superior/object of undying loyalty died. And she cannot go back home nor see the wonders of space again. She is trapped in an alien world trying to continue the mission of her friend. Her only hope is Steven. He is the only thing that ties her to rose now besides the mission. In my opinion, considering all this, she is having a pretty fucking good relationship with Steven.
>you will never chill with the cool kids
>>70657977
Telekinesis would be a pretty OP gem power.
>>70657844
>camrip
cute tho
>>70657989
LEWD
>>70657863
He looks like a completely different person without his shades.
>>70657898
I'm down.
>>70658004
thank god
>>70657998
>pearlfags actually believe this
>>70657863
I kinda thought his design was really boring before tonight. The eyes changed my mind a lot.
Really can't wait for the Shirt Club episode.
>>70657989
why is Steven naked, and why is Pearl......
ohhhh/ss/
>>70658019
Did someone say LEWD?
>>70657989
>>70657998
She can always take lion dick.
>>70657989
You know Desert Glass would a very very perverted
>Gem sits on you
>ass all up in your face
>Cant interact with it
>>70656864
manga source? please
>>70658038
Pearlscum will do ANYTHING to justify their waifu
It's sickening
>Garnet's rant against Peridot
She's never gonna join the crystal gems, is she?
>>70658004
I once had a friend like Jenny. I wish more black people were cute and nice like her.
>>70657998
>Only liking a kid because you wanted to fuck his mom.
That's Snape levels of fucked up man.
>>70657031
Shit, Viewership must have really skyrocketed after Stevenbomb.
>>70658050
>>70657977
Possibly, those are all powers that Rose had and she's just a high-tier gem that started a rebellion.
Of course Yellow Diamond's power could be purely political and not a matter of being the strongest at all.
>>70657667
If you think think Pearlfags are scum, then you think Mayor Dewey is scum, and that's un-American you fucking commie.
>>70658050
aww, poor lapiswait the fuck am I saying, they can transform, just make more cleavage to fill yourself out you water-logged dink
>>70658092
Your husbandos are SHIT
>>70658092
>Dewey confirmed Pearl as canon hottest gem
How can one mayor be so based.
>>706580852 lewd4 U
>>70658064
Oh, that's not true and you know it. Pearl loves Steven for Steven.
She just loved Rose more.
>>70658135
i think she's a little too thick here. Her body is thinner.
>>70658096
Boobs just get in the way when running from all of the people that want to imprison you.Just kidding. Lapis never had hope to begin with!
>>70658135
Those feet need fixing
>>70657998
By the serie's end, I can see Pearl finding a human partner and either being happy with that, or making the same decision as Rose and giving up her form to bring a child into the world. Steven will then be a Crystal Gem mentor for the kid of one of his mentors, and teach the kid like Pearl taught him to give the kid a connection to their mom.
>yfw the last episode is Steven trying to help Pearl put together a video tape for the kid like in Lion 3 and she can't keep it together
>>70658059
What kind of black people do you usually hang around? Please tell me you're not getting this from tv or movies.
when is steven going to be more assertive? both episodes with the cul kidz, they have done stupid shit that has almost gotten them killed, you would think they would stop doing shit with magic after almost dying from moss.
steven would have been responsible for letting them go and fuck around with gem shit too. so...
>>70657628
I wouldn't be surprised if that's only because she's got the biggest freak out of all brewing. We haven't seen much elaboration on her relationship with Rose beyond the basics.
>>70658135
>2 lewd
it would have been lewd if it were stripped panties
Another gemklok.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pGu7La3ljk
>I'm INVINCIBLE!
So how long do I have to wait until someone recreates that picture of him holding the rock, as him in the appropriate outfit holding a red solar panel?
>>70658181
GET A LOAD OF THIS GUY!
>>70658144
She loved Rose a lot more.
Pearl probably wasnt allowed to be alone with baby Steven the first few years because she tried to drown him to get Rose back.
Of course, Steven remembers it as him and Pearl playing tag near the ocean when Garnet decides to be it and tackles Pearl.
>>70658168
As long as she isn't in a lesbian ship, I'm down for it. We already have too much lesbo shit in this show for it's own good.
>>70658172
>when is steven going to be more assertive?
Did you watch the episode? That was the first thing he tried to do, he still a kid and can be influenced
Would you babysit little Pearl?
>>70658050
I didn't but I did now...
We need more of this.
>>70658064
>Implying Pearl wanted to fuck Rose
The Pearl-Rose relationship was something beyond what we as humans could grasp. Picture some kind of samurai/warrior vow of loyalty plus friendship and then multiply it by thousands of years. Literally what generations of humans call tradition, ancient family ties or rivalry, but in one fucking individual. No human could experience such a thing.
Taking into consideration what Pearl lost, she is taking things pretty well and treats Steven with love and really cares for him.
>>70658196
I can only hope this guy makes more gemklok parodies.
>>70658232
Yes
EARTH FOREVER
>>70658122
Fuck you Diamond scum!
The way they keep talking about Rose being maybe still alive in Steven's gem
10bux says
>Steven gets seriously injured
>withdraws to his gem to regenerate
>meets Rose in there
>asks Rose to take over to win whatever battle they're having
>Rose refuses and goes on an epic monologue about why Steven can do it all on his own
>>70655403
>a masculine natural Gem
>>70658232
No, because gems are never children.And she isn't real.
>>70658168
Holy shit....as a Pearl-fag, that would actually rip my heart in shreds. It would be so fucking good.
>>70658011
Yeah it was the only version of it I could find with a quick google search.
>>70657705
I mean
alright I guess
how do i get somone to draw my gemsona for free
>>70655616
>>70658258
>Steven Universe does the exact same thing as Naruto
I wouldn't put it past them
>>70658269
it was hypothetical though. would you if you could.
Okay, who else wants an episode where the gems turn human?
>>70658232
no. baby Pearl would be annoying as shit
>>70658222
god i hate kids.
steven needs to grow up quick, he has a lot of responsibility.
>>70658275
>as a Pearl-fag
> -
>>70658232
I bet she's perfectly well behaved, except it's hard to get her to eat her supper.
>>70658314
stop watching the show then
>>70658275
>as a Pearl-fag
>>70658162
christ
your killin me here anon
is there any hope for Lazuli?
>>70658302
and then disintegrate to dust like black atom?
>>70658232
Yes, because being the quaint perfectionist she is, she could probably do everything herself and I could just relax.
>>70658064
>>70658209
Until her emotional breakdown Pearl was overprotective as Hell.
I could see some latent resentment over giving up everything she had for someone who isn't even around anymore, but I'll never buy that Pearl straight up hates Steven.
So will this episode shit on UG's canon? I don't want this tumblr toon fucking up this show.
>>70658168
Damn fucking shippers. Stop trying to make everyone pair up. Pearl is fine being single. What the fuck?
>>70658341
its crossing over with UG before a hiatus, its probably all down hill from here anyway.
>>70658287
I dunno.. you post your ideas and ask nicely~ Someone might complain about it but it's a chance that might be worth taking.
>>70658232
loli gems are a miracle of the universe
>>70658353
>>70658315
How is pointing out that he is a fan of an specific character and that that would make that scene have a heavier emotional impact for him something bad?
>>70657989
why are you drawing desert glass as a backcock
>>70658389
okay
>>70658258
This seems so realistic, I'm screencapping it and waiting for the inevitable moment it happens.
>>70658382
>complaining about shipping
>on /co/
>>70656006
It's called write-in.
>>70658376
>UG cannon
>tumblr toon fucking up uncle grandpa
you act like UG has lore and backstory.
>>70658403
>>70658382
>Not pairing her with the one person she actually cares about
>>70658439
>>Not pairing her with the one person she actually cares about
Rose?
>>70658382
>Focusing on the shipping aspect
>Not focusing on the mentor thing and paralelism with Rose's story
You just have an axe to grind, faggot.
>>70658135
I want to lap up her piss.
So my friends convinced me to watch this by showing me this image. Just finished.
GOD TIER: Garnet, Steven, Connie
MEH TIER: Pearl, Lapis
SHIT TIER: Amethyst
PRO-OBESITY TIER: Rose
Overall this is a pretty cute little show, but the 'American'-ness of it is overwhelming. Fun animation style too.
>>70658373
>Peridot being a total assman
>Peridot lusting after Jasper's hips
>>70658442
>>70658428
>>70658410
What a bunch of babies
>>70658469
She's clearly pointing to a vagina.
>>70658389
>shippers
kek
Less that and more that Pearl needs something to fulfill herself after losing Rose as someone so deeply important to her. I'm fine if she stays single and Steven grows to take that place as "important person worth fighting for" in her life, but I can also see her eventually coming to the same conclusion Rose did about humans and life in general.
Besides I'm a sicker for bookends and I could just imagine it ending with her saying something liketake care of them Steven
>>70658465
>God Tier: Connie
Careful with those opinions anon
>>70658373
>WOMAN DEFENDS MAN
fuck off. Please.
>>70658153
Fuck off
>>70658382
As long as we can keep the friendship/family focus.
>>70658465
>Amethyst
>Shit tier
>Pro-Obesity tier
>Rose
YOU'RE WRONG
>>70658514
everytime
you
like clockwork
>>70658514
>not realizing how in character it is.
you fuck off, please
>>70658465
>disliking rose
how can someone have such a shitty taste this is worst than be a "pearl-fag"
>>70658410
>>70658428
>>70658442
>tfw there's people who will fap to this
>>70658465
>GOD TIER: Connie
you belong in a garbage can
>>70658514
>Lars
>Man
Shiet, come on now.
>>70658514
>Lars
>man
That's too generous.
>>70658514
compensating for something there?
>>70658514
Well, in that case is actually justified. Sadie is stronger than Lars.
>>70658514
>Sadie could knock a corrupted gem onto its ass with a tackle
>Lars is a scrawny little bitchboy
>>70658429
>falling for the obvious bait
>>70658514
I know you're trolling but Lars is a major pussybitch, of course he'd hide behind anything and anyone
I don't keep up with Uncle Grandpa, but based on the few episodes I've seen, it doesn't seem to have a continuity to the level of Steven Universe, Adventure Time, or even Regular Show. A Crossover wouldn't really hurt UG unless they made the characters act really OOC.
>>70658465
>MEH TIER: Pearl, Lapis
Shit taste
>>70655969
>>70658514
but LARS ***IS**** TRANS?!?!
>>70658569
Oh go fuck yourself. I know this is a fucking cartoon but in reality there is no goddamn fucking way an obese midget is stronger than a tall male. Just get the fuck out of you think otherwise.
>>70658465
>>70658554
>Not liking the Curry Cunnie
>>70656973
I would be a very happy man.
>>70658437
>AU where Lapis is a little Gem who doesn't fit in, but relies on her doll named Steven.
>She creates a whole universe in her head centered on thier friendship.
>in the end they take her doll away.
>you have no choice but to watch her fall apart as the story ends.
>>70658552
>how can someone have such a shitty taste this is worst than be a "pearl-fag"
I didn't say I disliked her, I said she was fat.
She was a cute character.
>>70658601
lol
>>70658465
disgusting
rose >>> stevonnie > garnet >>> pearl = amethyst >>> opal >>>>>>>>>>>> peridot >>> jasper >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> lapis
>>70658597
>Trans
So is this the new word for Trap?
I like traps. I hate trans
>>70658601
Why this post is so funny
>>70658604
Misha put your trip back on
>>70655624
Giveit to me straight guys.Am I going to hell for drawing lewd Steven things
>>70658601
>but in reality
I just noticed your problem. Also nobody is arguing men are on average stronger than women, and by quite a large margin, but now you are just being an idiot. Lars is scrawny as fuck and Sadie seems to be built-fat at least based on her feats. Stop being obtuse.
>>70657863
>Dewey's genes and Pearl cute gem body into one
Oh obby.
>>70658601
That stringbean Lars looks like he's in the double digits for weight. Sadie looks at least 120. He isn't even lean muscle, he's a fuckboi.
>Sour Cream might not be Onion's biological brother
Huh. It would explain why we haven't really seen them hang out together
>>70658465
>connie is god tier
>rose is below shit tier
I'm telling you to get out for your own safety, anon.
>>70656877
>yo ballerina broad, you wanna go to space? I can take ya there
>ON MY ROCKET! YEAH! Hahahahaha
>hey uh, space chick, we gonna do this friggan thing or what?
>>70658647
depends on who is in the drawings and also post them
>>70658465
>Pro-Obesity
She's not even as fat as Amethyst.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwXg6eYf66w
>>70656470
I wanna see Carl in the SU artstyle now.
>>70658601
where's the anger coming from
what did the bad men do to you
Here I drew Peridot as Carmen Sandiego.
>>70658636
you like dick, faggot. you don't need a half-dozen terms to make yourself feel normal about it.
Have we been simultaneously invaded by /pol/ and tumblr at the same time? What the fuck is going on?
>>70658647
No
If anything, you're going to CN to make the next hit show!
>>70655112
>>mega.co.nz/#F!9BNUCCwa!J9_aX6ujYueYWkePW0OLZw
20 fucking gigs. Holy fuck is there a trimmed down download link anywhere?
>>70658636i was impersonating tumbls, anon
>>70658647
As long as they don't involve Pearl, nah
>>70658647
Yeah, Jesus hates lewd SU shit. Read your bibles, page 159.
>>70658632
you know what i think peri might be too high here, might have to change it
>>70658679
Oh, nice
>>70658663
I wonder if he gets disowned by his family.
>>70658658
We need art of this wonderchild. Move the fuck over Steven. Steven is the result of a fat ugly man (greg) and a fat ugly gem (Rose), and surprise surprise we get a fat ugly child. Just imagine Pearl and Dewey's perfect child.
>>70658679
Noice
>>70658679
Saved.
>>70656596
I'm hope so
>>70658514
>>70658601
getting lazy huh
>>70658719
Why would Pearl need to make a perfect child when she already has one?
>>70658700
>and on the third day, God said
>"stop that /ss/hit, fucking pearlfags"
>>70658685
I like when someone makes a retarded "I clearly don't belong here" kind of post they always make it obvious which site they're from. This one doesn't mention reddit, so that tells me you're from there. Still not as bad as the tumblrites that out themselves the same way though.
>>70658669
Just solos honestly. Havent drawn him with anyone else yet.
>>70658604
>mfw I know the game that's from
Oh the sins I've committed...
>>70658719
>this is how shitty 'pearl-fags' are
no surprise actually
Joy Ride is now my favorite SU episode.
>>70658679
Cool, great job!
>>70658751
But I'm not. Nice divination.
>>70658756
Most of 4chan does at this point, no?
>>70658782I don't.
>>70658764
it was meh...
>>70658679
>peridot in a hat and trenchcoat
cute
Was Peridot spotted in the background of any of the frames or something like that? maybe when the cool kids were driving?
>>70658782
>most
I think you mean all.
>>70658604
You know whats sad I know the exact number of times I ejaculated to that game
>>70658247
I can't say they wanted to fuck because I don't believe that fucking is something that Gems actually do, but their relationship was probably on the same level as Ruby and Sapphire minus the "permanently fusing together into a new being" thing.
Or, at least, that's how PEARL felt. I can just imagine her constantly pestering Rose to fuse and Rose just totally not being into it.
>...and we'll be closer than ever! I'll always be with you!
>But you're already with me now, Pearl! This is pretty much the maximum level of being with me!
>I just think it would be better if we made our own Garnet. What would we be? Something beautiful, I bet. Like Coral.
>I kinda like being me, though. Why don't we just go see a play instead? Live theater is almost as good as sublimating our consciousnesses into the amalgam of a new being. Yeah, let's do that. We'll get popcorn.
>>70658795
German (?) loli visual novel.
>>70658813
Apparently not >>70658795
>>70658780
That's what they all say, and thank you.
oh i'm sorry last image for pearl
>>70658700
But does co hate lewd shit. Jesus can stick it. Validate my Steven smut
>>70658764
its mad underrated, might be in my top 5
http://i.imgur.com/3VAC4M8.jpg are my choices for this okay or
>>70658841
>its mad underrated
It just aired today you fuckshit. Give a few days for more people to be able to watch it.
>tfw next week will be one time UG will ever be good.
Your welcome UGfags
>>70658824
>popcorn
Pearl hates eating wtf is wrong with you.
>>70658764
It's not my favorite, but it was an alright episode.
I'd probably like it a lot more if I wasn't expecting Peridot to appear.
>>70658867
Very good
>>70658663
This drawing still works so well.
>>70658867
oddly enough I'd saw switch em, Lapis has seen a shitton of tragedy thus far, being trapped in the ocean and all, and give jasper her crazed 'battle hungry' look for comedy.
>>70658876
Yes, thank you. That was the joke.
>>70658756
I don't know it.Sauce?
>>70658298
Yeah sure. Why not. I'm always glad to get paid or simply help out. Babbysitting isn't a big deal.
Does anyone have good wallpapers for this show?
>>70653525
When I try to grab an ep, it spits out this:
>To download files larger than 1GB, please install our browser extension.
No. T. Hanks
>>70658824
I do not think Pearl would pester her that way. Probably it was romantic. I do not see it but it could be. I see it more like a loyalty/friendship thing that was forged through thousands of years and thousands of events, including war.
Who's the best cool kid?Lil Dewey, of course
>>70658961
We already at image limit, mate
>>70658874
k cool then I may be a drawfag here. I've been jonsing to draw more Steven
>>70658918
i was gonna go for the joke of tragedy/time=comedy but i'll see what everyone else thinks
i had the same thought while concepting it too
>>70658938
>He doesn't know
Bernd and the Mystery of Unteralterbach
I wonder how the cool kids feel about Ronaldo.
>>70658989
i thought that mentioning that gets you banned but i guess not
>>70658623
Not a bad little yarn you came up there.
>>70659009
/r/ing Ronaldo yelling at the cool kids for being Normie scum.
>>70658977
The real question iswhich one would you sex?
>>70658977
>Not DJ Sour Cream
>>70658601
>>70658601
Look up Holley Mangold. She's fat as fuck (350 lbs) but can squat over 520 lbs.
Just because someone is fat doesn't mean they don't have muscle. Muscle and fat is not an either or situation. But if you have a high amount of fat it will cover up your muscle. Sadie probably does a bit of heavy lifting and has strong arms, but doesn't do anything that would work her abs/stomach and is therefore fat.
>>70659038
Renaldo more like REEEEEEEEnaldo
>>70659009
I'd imagine he weirds the shit out of them. Like every other rational human being.
>>70658971
There is a torrent but it's on kickass torrents and its 17 gigs
>>70659063
Yeah but Sadie is
>fat
>short
>a woman
Lars is
>tall
>male
>skinny but he's fucking Asian. Skinny asians kick ass.
Lars could beat her into the ground no fucking problem. Except this retarded show has to have it so every woman in a relationship is stronger than the male partner. Fact. Find one relationship in this show where the male is the superior one. You won't find it.
>>70659009
>Going Outside
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>70659051
All 3. Together, preferably.
>>70659109
hue
>>70658867
Cool
These thread man
Pearlfags this, Amyfags that, Garnet is the best gem, "X" gem did nothing wrong, I wanna fuck "y", I want to get pegged by "x"
>tfw I like all three gems, and realize they're not perfect.
These generals reminds me of an /sp/ game thread.
>>70659109
>Skinny asians kick ass
???
>>70659135
But two of them are guys...
>>70659051
Jenny Pizza, of course.
>>70659109
oh man you are mad
>>70659063
I imagine that by the time Steven is an adult he'll be full bearmode
>>70659161
What's your point
>>70659109
>Skinny Asians kick ass.
Tell that to the kid I beat the shit out of in high school.
>>70659109
Heh heh, nice one, anon. Lars is a total pussy, though.
>>70659161
are you saying i like dudes or something??
>>70659172
Uhh that's kinda gay?
>>70659109
Wait wait wait...
>anti blonde girl
>pro pathetic asian manchild
Holy shit the thread is haunted!
guys, what's that site that lets you enter a bunch of items and then you rank each one against each other until you have a list of them in order of your favorite to least favorite? i want to do one with the gems
>>70659109
There is a reason why wrestling and boxing have weight classes, not height classes.
>>70658689
>20 fucking gigs
That's crazy.
50 episodes, 11 minutes each. MPEG2 gets us 10MB/minute and that's an ancient video codec, surely x264+AAC does better. So even if these were ripped straight from an old DVD it would be 5.5 GB at the most.
Either each episode is three or four times longer than I remember, or someone's used ripped it at movie-theatre quality when people are just gonna watch it on their laptops and smartphones anyways.
>>70659191
i think anon beat his mom
>>70659109
>Skinny asians kick ass.
Yeah, if you're bruce lee and most of your body is made of fucking muscle. Lars is just a hungry skeleton and nothing more. A lanky awkward giraffe.
>>70659160
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>>70659238
Holy fuck you guys are fucking imbeciles. Yeah he's thinner than her BUT HE'S A FUCKING MAN.
MEN
ARE
STRONGER
THAN
WOMEN
THEY ARE BUILT FUCKING DIFFERENTLY. He could beat her up you fucking morons. Stop fucking ignoring reality.
>>70659212
I click download them all and it told me the total was 20 gigs
WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
http://pan-pizza.tumblr.com/post/114717294925
>>70659109
>this ass blasted because a cartoon show for babies won't conform to your biases on gender roles
at first i thought you were trolling but wow, you just won't quit will you
>>70659109
Greg's still alive; Rose Quartz isn't.
You know what they say, "whatever doesn't kill me makes me stronger." Whelp, Rose isn't stronger.
>>70659261
HUEHUE
>>70659238
Pretty much this. A skeleton like lars simply could not beat up someone like Sadie. He's also dumber and more pussyshit than her.
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>>70658050
I'm need more of this on my desk by Friday, or you are working through the weekend.
>>70659261
Thanks man, I needed a good laugh tonight.
>>70659261
But Sadie has a spear
>>70659261
oh i see, you're a misogynist. have fun with that, dipshit
>>70656858
10.Giant Women
9.Beach Party
8.Coast Steven
7.Steven the Sword fighter
6.On the Run
5.Island Adventure
4.Lion 3
3.Jail Break(and the return)
2.An Indirect Kiss
1.Alone Together
>>70659279
>Racist scene
Racist how and says who?
>all this bait biting
sug, stop
I kind of wish Alexandrite had vored the entire bus.
How good is Pearl's pussy game?
>>70659311
Peace off!
>>70659261
Of all the topics to troll about you're picking this? I mean, that's a little dull honestly. I guess whatever gets you replies.
>>70659261
>Men are always stronger than women
Goddamnit, that's a great segway into a musclegirl dump, but we're at image limit.
>>70659261
Pretty sure this is bait, but goddamn if it isnt hilarious
>>70659322
>sug
>implying it wasn't on purpose
Go ahead and an hero, please.
>>70658055
thanks for reminding me what hell is like
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>>70659279
How the fuck would they know? It's not even out yet.
Hot new bread fully baked >>70659337
>>70659327
It's subpar
>>70659355
STOP DOING UNCLE GRANDPA IN THE GENERAL YOU FUCKING IMBECILE
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>>70659365
New thread
>>70659336
Next thread a Jasper thread
>>70659109
lol no
Sadie weights more than Lars and probably has more muscle than him. Lars is a lanky skinny fucker with no muscle. Sadie can kick his ass. Also being short is an advantage in ground fighting sometimes. Weight divisions exist, height divisions do not.
Also you are falling to tumblr levels of retardation with the whole "hurr durr the male protrayed as da inferiors". Let alone that stablishing the criteria to determine superiority or inferiority is a hard thing by itself in a show like this. Unless you mean fighting power alone, in which case you are missing the point of the show.
>>70659261
Men have 25% more upper-body strength than a woman of the same size and fitness level.
If Sadie were male she'd be 25% stronger than she is.
If Lars was female he'd be 25% weaker.
If Lars is 50% as strong as a man of Sadie's size he's still weaker than female Sadie.
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>>70659377
Anons pls
>>70659401
if you're going to invoke -4 STR, that's 20% in the d20 system, not 25%.
>>70658824
I found it funny
>>70659261
WELL YOU KNOW SOMETHING BROTHER, I WAS NOTHING BUT A FAT KID BACK ON VENICE BEACH BUT THAT'S WHEN THE POWER OF HULKAMANIA STARTED FLOWING THROUGH MY VEINS. AND IN NO TIME I HAD THE LARGEST PYTHONS IN THE WORLD JACK. THIS LARS ISN'T READY, HE COULD USE A BIT HULKAMANIA IN HIS LIFE, AND TURN BEACH CITY IN MUSCLE BEACH CITY.
>>70659261
Look, I'm going to explain this to you despite this being bait.
Lars is an inrcedibly scrawny little bitch, he probably couldn't life a 25 pound weight if he tried, his muscle mass might as well be zero.
Sadie's a squat girl who had been practicing using a spear to catch fish for over a week and actually has some muscle. Even though Men and Women are built differently, despite this Lars is weaker than Sadie because he simply is too lanky compared to Sadie.
>>70659309
Misogyny doesn't have anything to do with him baiting, he's just being retarded so don't act like that.
>>70658876
Its funny that rose would offer food to get off the topic of fusing with pearl
>>70659469
Finally some sense. I already answered to that retard why he is wrong and was about to answer to that apparent tumblrite for crying soggy knees for this kind of shit.
Shit, I just wish the fandom did not have both sides of the spectrum I hate the most.
>>70657705
BTFO
>>70659436
No, I wasn't talking about that, it's just an average that applies ONLY to upper-body strength, core and leg strength is about equal.
I was just pointing out that even with maximal male advantage a pathetically out of shape man(like Lars is not inherently stronger than a reasonably in shape chick(Like Sadie).
>>70659545
you seem like the type of person who dismisses every accusation of misogyny no matter what. /co/ is hella misogynistic dude,
>>70659545
I made one too many typos in that post but I'm tired fuck it.
I agree with the spectrum shit, I just wish the thread was chill discussion and fan art with some minor off topic at worst.
>>70659700
If you want to talk about "misogyny" I can name at least ten other boards more so than /co/ with ease.