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xth for Steven staying classy right until the bitter end.
>baiting this hard, this early
Trolls used to be a proud warrior race, feared by all on the interwebz. This is pathetic attempt. You discrace your lineage.
So, on a whim I decided to give the first episode a try.
48-ish hours later I've caught up with the series...
... it's alright.
Uncle Grandpa a best gem.
How do you guys think the gems are going to react to meeting uncle grandpa?
Because it's the greatest crack ship on the show.
I was surprised to see that Amethyst also had a tortured past. It's always a bummer when the fun, bubbly one is secretly dealing with heavy shit.
Goddammit I thought I was long past having crushes on cartoon characters
I've even made a folder for her ffs
xth for whatever you call Steven and Connie together
If red mixed with blue makes green, shouldn't ruby and sahpire's fusion be emerald?
Why does Garnet fuse by dancing? Don't Ruby and Sapphire know that a potara fusion would be permanent with much more power?
>i learned to stay true to myself by watching myself die
That heavy ass line though.
It'll be the based Uncy G episode.
Steven seems to take crazy things pretty well. I mean, he watched himself die (technically, he killed himself in that situation) and made a song out of it.
And let's not forget Cat Fingers
>long past having crushes on cartoon characters
Shocked that a being with cartoon physics can exist
Or treat him like Bat Mite, bearing the silliness as he bends reality to try and help Steven master his Gem and calling out when Uncle Grandpa unsurprisingly makes things worse
Gimme stuff to doodle for tomorrow
Jojo stuff would be cool too
I could see the gems blowing up UG, only for another one to conveniently show up out of nowhere.
>i even made a folder for her
implying there's people who haven't
>Pearl's face after killing one and another comes back
>She just slowly pushes her spear into it and they're both pretty casual about it
Requesting Peridot as Foo Fighters.
last one, best one
Lapidot only works because Peridot is so cute on her own.
Lapis has next to no personality and contributes next to nothing.
>implying UG won't turn out to be a gem fusion
Has anyone drawn Peridot as Aya?
>Why? If they're equipped to eat, digest, and enjoy food why wouldn't they have the means and desire for sex too?
Why make it any more silly than it needs to be? But that's just me. But that's not going to stop gem-sex OC. I wouldn't want it to.
>"They're romantic but they aren't"
Yeah, because Garnet is a special case that I wasn't previously talking about.
>how do you know what gem culture is like?
Just working from what was implied in the show. Jasper came directly from the homeworld and was surprised and disgusted by Garnet's fusion. Implication, see.
Nah, we'll have people who can't handle it using the image limit, stop while we're ahead.
Thanks for reminding me that I requested steven doing that a while back
>The three of them have probably had hundreds if not thousands of encounters with each other through the millenia
Yup, I can't wait to see everyone's reactions.
>See this on your porch one morning
How do you react?
Return for a Peridot or Amy.
Wait they changed it to 5pm? I thought that was just the Stevenbomb times?
You do know you can do that with MEGA right...?
Change to grid format and then hold down your mouse while dragging over the files.
Can't wait for tomorrow's Three and a Half Gem new episode!
I think Gem society is very expansionist, and either fundamentally warlike or built around serving some cryptic "supreme being." They definitely seem like an engineered lifeform rather than a natural one, what with the mannequin thing and the reproductive method where they're manufactured rather than born. Rose's fascination with "unique experiences" is another hint, I think: There's very little room for individuality among Gems, even in the ruling class.
I don't believe you
For what purpose?
So what's your favorite piece of the soundtrack?
Mine's probably Rose's Room.
Not nearly fat enough to be Amy
Have a Peridot.
I'm not even that into Peridot
>drawing amy skinny in an attempt to make her look sexier
Poor form, my friend.
>tfw a gem will never snuggle you while you sleep
I always thought the gems were a virus, considering the imagery in the Kindergarten. (I mean look at this thing). Perhaps the gems serve a hive mind who directs them to take over other planets and to get their resources. Maybe to build more gems they require more minerals. Rose disobeyed the hive to defend Earth and its inhabitants.
I have more than Peridot pictures, nerd.
You make me sad
Well Amethyst is Amethyst, so yep.
t-to see a butter flyyyy
We need more Connie episodes.
>That fucking disgusting gif.
Her you go, slime.
pics like these actually get me off pretty damn well thank you
or just episodes that include all of them
>We need more Connie episodes.
We do indeed.
Gems are genderless though, so wouldn't the resulting fusion be male?
She is the most qt. She is the most brown. She is the most best.
I like Connie but I'm sick of the "I'm not special but you are" bullshit. If she can't figure out how much she wants to be a legit player in the magic and mystery olympics then I want her to leave.
Started watching this show last night, finished this morning. I have never understood the concept of a "waifu" before. Now I'm teetering on the edge of that horrible cliff with my sheer attraction to Pearl's character.
The first time I watched an episode, I got the feeling that none of them were the main character/hero. A true ensemble cast.
After watching for a while, I've come to the conclusion that Rose is a Mary Sue who died in a tragically romantic way. Everyone was her friend, but her friends aren't as strongly friends with each other as they were with her. Her lover, her son, and her goofy best friend argued over who deserved to have her in their lives.
Pearl's obsession with her made me realize this.
>if red mixed with blue makers green
knowledge is power
>Peridot will never smile at me like that.
I was thinking something more akin to this.
>Now I'm teetering on the edge of that horrible cliff
welcome to my world
HOLY COCKS, 2CUTE
How often does she blush?
But when gems shapeshift is it just like a mask, like all they do is change their shape and appearance? Or do they obtain the features of whatever they change to? Like if they turned into scissors could they cut shit?
Stevonnie is more human than Steven and therefore better.
haha I wish I could speak moon
I just mopped there,
I-I bought mountain dew today because it looks like her
I just want Peridot playing the where's-my-thumb trick to Sapphire, Ruby and Steven, while Connie spies through the window.
>love the idea of fusion
>can't stop imagining blasphemous need-for-completion things like what does Pearl fused with Sapphire look like
>or do those two get off on that kind of thing
>nobody's made a Nigel Thornberry edit yet
>Pearl and Sapphire
Well, if by fusing with fugly Amethyst they created Opal, imagine how would it turn out with such a beaut like her.
Rose is the kind of person people idolize because of her accomplishments, but if we actually met her she'd be uncomfortably similar to Ronaldo: Captivated by her own importance and her own righteous way of thinking, and prepared to throw other people under the bus for a goal that only she believes in.
Remember those innocent days of Pearl X Amethyst?
f8 me irl
Fuckin tumblr only artists makin me stitch up their image
the third eye is purple so its a fusion of red and blue her other two eyes are red and blue, she is supposed to represent a near perfect fusion with only one flaw that being she has 3eyes... unless she is deformed in some other way under her clothes, maybe she has a 2nd butthole who knows
gonna have to disagree with you there
>Peridot comes back
>Her hair's down and combed
>Everyone at the temple takes notice
>"I-It was just to assimilate with these earthlings! Everyone in what you people call 'Canada' wouldn't stop staring at 'that gurl with thuh trey-angle hare, eh.'"
If Rose had a flaw, being self-indulgent seems most likely. Her room essentially responded to whatever she wished. She clearly cared a lot about others, and Steven reflects a lot of that, but he also does things like eating 4 cans of creamed corn, just cause he feels like it.
Well, that's the thing: We don't know how much of her persuasive ability was sincere charisma, and how much was a social savvy that enabled her to manipulate people while making them think they were holding all the cards. Ronaldo is certainly picking up on the latter faster than the former, and look at the kind of damage he did in Full Disclosure.
I'm pretty sure Ruby is the one with Future Vision
In Jailbreak, she held her hands to her head and said "QUIET!! Can't see!" Looked around and said "this way!"
I think Ruby's apparent anger problems just blind or impair her future visions
I've grown to like the idea (until proven otherwise at some point) that gem romance happens when gems fuse just for the sake of fusing and being one, instead of doing it for combat, teaching, or emergency situations.