>2/2 files uploaded
>retrieving mission data
>data successfully retrieved
>watching KND as a kid
>"Boy, KND is awesome"
>"and Sebastian is totally like 4"
>"I guess I'm like 1 because he's cool with his glasses"
>"and you (my brother) would have to be 2, which is still cool"
>Mfw my brother asked me who would be 3 and 5
What is adulthood, really?
Why does is afflict these aliens species the same as human?
How did these other GKND species deal with their adult problems?
Do they have the legendary 2x5 technology I heard from my classmate who says he works at GKND headquarters and is really important?
I think Adulthood As Disease actually has more plausibility than most give it credit for, a lot of infectious organisms thrive by totally hijacking and changing what they infect, some of them so effectively it's hard to imagine those species without them.
Consider something like a virus that literally works by turning a cell into a factory for making more viruses, or that fungus that infects various insects so they walk into optimum position to spread more spores before they die. I'm not saying it makes real world sense, but it makes a lot more sense than most of the bedrock ideas KND was founded on.
But isn't a disease that kills the diseased one not a very good disease long term?
I would think a disease that caused an organism to live longer to infect more people would be more effective, like a disease that made
people kids forever
Adults literally aren't Madoka's department, she rarely gets the pleasure of working with people older than 16. And trust me if the KND knew about magi at all they'd've pieced together how screwed it was and put Kyubey on the same list of enemies adults existed on.
Magi don't live long even in the nicer world. It's not exact but by most estimates the ones that last get maybe a year or two before they burn out, the rest go within the month.
Not really. All a disease has to do is kill its host in such a way it creates more of itself than there was before, and really most infections kill hosts draining valuable resources from them.
What the crud did you just cruddy say about me, you little twerp? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Arctic Base, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the Delightful Dorks' mansion, and I have over 300 confirmed butts kicked. I am trained in G.O.R.I.L.L.A. warfare and I’m the top hand-to-hand specialist in the entire Kids Next Door. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will kick your butt the crud out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my cruddy words. You think you can get away with saying that crud to me over the Internet? Think again, squirt. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of KND specialists across the USA and your bus route is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, squirt. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your butt. You’re cruddy done, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kick your butt in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my feet. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Kids Next Door Moonbase Reserve Supply and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable butt off the face of the continent, you little twerp. If only you could have known what unholy retri…retri..PAYBACK your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your cruddy tongue. But NOOOOOOOOO! You couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you idiot. I will unleash fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re cruddy dead, dork
>watching Operation I.N.T.E.R.V.I.E.W.S
>the live action sequences
>Numbuh three's accent
Why didn't they just have the episode as normal
Well you might have noticed Nigel wasn't exactly alone in the room. It's a test of his convictions, and an indicator of how the GKND has no concept of shades of grey when it comes to adults. We know Nigel adores his dad, even when he isn't Numbuh Zero.
And we don't know what the consequences for refusal are, but judging by the GKND's attitude decommissioning might have been the least of it.
So the G:KND was basically this right?
Also Nigel has Gendo's visor from Rebuild of Eva
I always thought that was brilliant, not only because no kid really wants to be leader (being leader sucks) but it also means that the person in charge would be the person that least wanted to and (by extension) deserved it most.
how much fucking awkward do you think this scene is?
I've always liked how the delightful children did everything together. Which makes you wonder..
How do these kids take a shit?
Do they bathe at the same time?
If one of them is getting poon, does that mean all of them are?
We still submitting applications to father for adult villainy approval?
For I am... The Dairy Farmer!
I own a dairy farm where I feed the cows plenty of bovine growth hormones, their milk is saturated with extra hormones. I leave bottles of my cow's special milk along with plates of cookies at every KND tree house, the kids can't resist having some! Soon the KND female members are all developing early. Once they start to mature early they may become double agents for the teens, or they make it impossible for the male operatives to concentrate while the under developed female operatives are completely jealous. Either way it throws the entire organization into chaos!
>two teens guarding a post
>"you ever wonder if we were knd?"
>"fuck I hope not, those dorks suck"
>"no, I mean seriously. what if you were?"
>"what're you talking about dude?"
>"like, if we were knd, that means we got decommissioned, right?"
>"is this just you getting out of reading the orientation packet or-"
>"fuck man, answer the question"
>"yes, if we were knd (which i doubt) we would've gotten decommissioned when we turned 13. got any other burning questions, genius?"
>"and decommissioned means totally forgetting being knd"
>"is this going somewhere or ...?"
>"so how do we know anything we remember is real?"
>"if we were knd and got decommissioned, wouldn't that make pretty much everything we remember a lie?"
>"... uh ..."
>"the kndorks are full time, man, never seen one walking around unarmed. so that means what, 6 years of memories gone? 7?"
>"that's messed up man, all I'm saying"
>"... well what if we weren't knd?"
>"that's the thing- you really think the higher ups would recruit teens that couldn't fight? who's gonna pick up this combat shit the quickest?"
>"... holy fuck we were knd"
>"that's fucked up"
I just realized that the shipping levels in this series/movie are going to be ridiculously off the charts because KND was never shy about cute romantic shit and we know how they'll end up
Everyone was lusting after Nigel. Even his own treehouse.
But all that does is raise the teen population, who are even worse than the KND, and that still doesn't effect the male operatives who are still underage. Plus, now the KND will a infinite supply of milk, ruining the economy OR the KND will stop drinking milk entirely, also ruining the economy
Also, your going to be seriously pissing off a whole truck ton of both adults and teens
Your the worst villain ever, like the tolinator but with a slighty better fetish
i always wonder how much of their time as knd people remember,take for example cree,was she properly decomision?does she remember anything about being a knd. do you thing other teens remember something and part of the reason they hate knd is because they resent them for decomision them?i mean they give them the best years of their childhood
Why was she so great guys?
I'm pretty sure realistically I should have hated her but I enjoyed every time she was on screen
Just watched INTERVIEWS again, followed by the clip, and man is it a trip.
Nigel's body language even in board form is stiff as a piece of 2x4 tech. There's constant camera moves showing he's surrounded, in the spotlight, cut off from everyone around him and yet still trapped. Numbuh One clearly isn't enthusiastic about what he's doing, but that was never really in question, was it?
No. The question is 'Is Nigel doing this because he feels it's his duty, or because the consequences of refusal are even worse?'
I just realized how much this looks like a nazi salute
it would be a sin to change the jacket color
It was, sort of. Numbuh Four sees the poster and wants to watch it, but it's R-rated and he's not allowed. He dresses up as an adult and gets in, but finds out R-rated movies are actually secret villain meetings.
No. Father obviously gets his powers from Grandfather, at least partially, but they don't really elaborate or explain where Grandfather came from. I'm not really complaining, though; keeping some degree of mystery can be a good thing in moderation.
If we're talking power source, that's easy. It's rage, pure and simple. Rage at kids mostly yes, but considering how responsive Father's fire is when he's yelling at just about anything and how quickly it fades when any other emotion takes over, rage/anger is the only thing that makes sense.
The question was where Father got the ability to summon fire like that, and where Grandfather's abilities came from.
It also leaves interesting implications on Number Zero.
It's very likly all the shit Grandfather put his kids through was so that one of them could awaken to whatever it is that Father now has that gives him the black look.
And building on the fact the look is symbiote inspired if not outright symbiote based, maybe it's a kind of purposefully passed on infection? Manifests in new ways with each person, but based entirely in negative emotion.
For Grandfather it was a kind of casual, methodical hatred, and with Father is was anger.
I dunno, it's definitely rage based, and as per evidence, also evil. Even when Numbah Zero was revolting, he was grandfathers favorite, up to the point of forgiving him and offering him to help rule the world. There's definitely more potential in monty then there was ever in ben, and grandfather saw that. Grandfather even said that if monty had ever done even a little evil, he would have probably surpassed grandfather himself in power.
So I'd say its basically potential evil, not adult or child based. The more evil you could possibly do, and the more being capable of doing that evil determines that power.
Recent popular anime Warburton will most likely parody in G:KND
No TTGL because that's just obvious
The child of fanaticism and fear is paranoia, which Nigel has in fucking spades. Him getting too wrapped up in those emotions could lead to some messed up stuff.
And what with the GKND pulling on all the fanaticism Numbuh One currently possess as hard as it can to get him to blow up his own planet for The Greater Good...
Numbah 1 is interesting from just who he's related too
In that his grandfather was a legit Supervillain
His dad started the sixth age of KND (Which is important - that could mean the fifth age of KND ended for some reason, and Grandfather rose to power as a result)
And his Uncle wants to be a Supervillan but his issues won't let him.
Numbah 1 could potentially be the galaxy's greatest hero or it's conqueror, depending on how the coin lands.
Is Father in the ballot for best animated dad?
>spends outrageous money and resources on 5 cakes a year for his children
>hell-bent on destroying anyone who tries to stop him
>considers them the epitome of perfection and tells them this often
>Provides a luxurious lifestyle that very few people get to experience
I mean damn
>And his Uncle wants to be a Supervillan but his issues won't let him.
Oh, he's a supervillain all right; he's just not as effective as he could be. There's also the fact that in the movie, he actually scares Grandfather before basically saying "screw you guys, I'm going home."
It's been said before but I think the hypest Ive ever been as a kid was when I though father was going to wreck GF's shit.
Every bit of that capricious rage that has struck fear into the KND for generations coming to a head in one final battle, one last FUCK YOU to all the years of rejection he felt growing up
but nope, we had to go the comedy route
what if they use it as a metaphor for Nigel going through Teenagehood?
No seriously, The Father-side of him could represent all the old KND Teen stuff that Nigel has to deal with as a operative.
Also It'd probably be called Uncle. Because Uncle Uno has alliterative appeal, and Nigel could become that cool uncle every kid likes, but with super powers.
It takes away Grandfather's powers but that doesn't mean it'll take away everyone's. And who's to say they won't just come back of their own volition? Also, catching them and dragging them to Moon Base is difficult and risky.
None. You only get fire powers when you're really really mad all the time.
Grandfather and Father have it because theyre so angry all the time. Numbah 3 got fire powers because she has a short temper.
The only reason Mr. Sanban (an angry japanese businessman stereotype) doesn't is because he prefers the cold.
God, I think we all knew that kid like Chad, didn't we? That kid with so many extracurriculars that you wondered where they even found the time to eat and overbearing parents obsessed with their kid being the best.
It was dropped entirely after the episode, though they did use the pre-villainy design from that episode for how Father really looks in both the alternate universe and the movie. Additionally, in the movie, they show Father was a kid once, along with Numbuh One's dad, named Benedict.
>Kill la Kill
Old friends of Mr. White?
>Not an Uno family reunion
>Will never be the best because of Nigel
Remember when CN tried selling a KND treehouse? I don't think it was ever sold. Today, though, someone would to a Kickstarter to buy it. I wonder if the blue prints still exist..
wait what the fuck, what did I miss? is KND coming back?
So is no one gonna talk about how Numbuh 3's legs are sticks, or...?
Well, they were funny if you watched them when you were eight like I did. The show improves about halfway through the season and season 2 is where the show really finds its footing.
>I watched the first couple episodes.
The show doesn't grow into itself until episode 12 and then the DEEPEST LORE starts going from around there through the rest of the series.
If you aren't hooked by the end of season 1, the show's not for you
Also, you're probably a faggot
I was going through the KND wiki and I read that Chad was apparently Numbuh 1's mentor once? Does anyone else know where the hell does that information even come from because I don't remember it at all and though it's been a while I don't think I'd remember a detail like that. Though I guess it does explain why Numbuh 1 is so bitter towards him in the last ep of season 6.
That's kind of an exaggeration, but Chad took an clearly took an interest in Nigel when Abigal first brought him in. They had a pretty intense spar.
It was mostly a thing in the episode T.R.E.A.T.Y
Would anyone want a crossover with SU like pic related?
Attack on Titan is probably a given where someone (probably Number 4) is going to go rage mode on a Titan Adult or something (Number 3, like Mikasa will probably be awesome at it)
Kill la Kill. The return of that underwear guy teaming up with Nigel to kick the shit out of someone
A parody episode that probably uses Jojo's Bizzare Adventure (similar to how they used DBZ in one of them)...curious what some of their stand parodies would be (I can see Number 3 having a D4C looking stand)
Maybe Assassination Classroom
>The Adult Swim hijacking is a 10 hour long story by Monty
>It's that long because he keeps forgetting his place in the story and having to start from the beginning
How do you react?
Can't argue with it
Numbuh 65.3, did you send those new specs, yet!!?
Remember when Kuki kept on checking out Nigel's ass in that one episosde?
Numbuh 362 is obviously the best. She is the most prettiest and smartest supreme leaderess the KND is lucky to have! You all should be very greatful to have me and not some dumb redhead nagging you all the time!
Also, 86 eats boogers for breakfast and is a doodoo head.
Question: Assuming that G:KND is set between I.N.T.E.R.V.I.E.W's beginning and end, and that he did de-ageify all the adults, does that mean we get KND supervillains?
Like, young Nightbrace or Cowboy Wink and Fibb?
The return of numbah zero?
Mr. Boss being shocked at how much a bitch his daughter can be, then being kinda proud of it?
Will we get to see that Tolinator looks exactly like numbah 4 in his youth?
Dude, civil wars have been staryed over less.
Well, not anime but I just know he's going to reference the
pastel horse showone way or another with Rainbow Monkeys, though they already did a great job with the Rainbow Monkey island episode.
How awkward do you think those family get togethers (that Nigel probably flaked out on) were for Benedict? Do you think he was amused that his brother and dad had no memory of being the greatest KND Agent and worst KND Foe or immensely cheesed at how scatterbrained the two of them were?
We're years too late for that.
Of course, that would imply that
we all hadn't been already recruited and just memory wiped by our 13th year on earth...
I'll have you know that Numbah 362 would never stoop to such low levels. I can vouch on her part, that being supreme leader comes with major responsibilities, and is a job that very few can handle, myself not included.
>KND realizes they're not dealing with stinky toy collectors of a children's show, but an actual fandom of the children's show. They believe Rainbow Monkeys have been targeted by the adults to steal away the toddler demographic of their beloved show
DAD was series one. Who would be the antagonist of this series?
I think Nigel calls it a silhouette-skin suit in one of the later C.A.K.E.D. episodes. Makes sense, since Grandfather pretty much absorbed every shadow in the room when he regained his powers.
How did they even get together? Was it because they really like food? Because Cree was too big for Hoagie and he always had a boner for black chicks so he settled for her sister? Or maybe
NUMBUH 2 FOUND THE GIRLFRIEND HELMET AND USED IT ON 5! I FIGURED YOU OUT GILLIGAN! AFTER ALL THESE YEARS I FINALLY FRAMED YOU FOR SOMETH-I MEAN
I ship that
Huh, I guesss who ever would take me, and I could accept as a girlfriend. I wouldn't bother with 382, 86 or any of those gals. Too much work and I doubt it would work out either.
And they had no other suggestions
>mfw my pre-pubescent rage at 1&5 not getting together
>Omnipotent Galactic Storks seed Earth with human children
>After a while, the events of A.R.C.H.I.V.E happen
>Earth becomes "infected" with the "virus of aging" giving humanity (kid and adult) the gifts of aging, death, teenagers and
Oh golly oh geeez, can't believe I found the Kids next Door G.R.I.D!
Hello eeverybody! Are you talking about the KND? Well, i am a official agent, so if you have any questions ask me!
Really, you'd date me? And wowee, I never thought anybody wluld think I'm better than numbah 1 (Although I do know That numbah 1 slacks off alot. once I even caught him doing it while on a mission)
You now realize that, even though Mr. Boss was the father of Numbuh 86, she didn't hate him, and he didn't hate her. They actively went out of their ways to keep from ever fighting eachother.
However, Nigel Uno's extended family was very much the epitome of evil. Besides his father and mother, both former KND operatives, his uncle was one of the greatest evils of adult-kind, and his grandather WAS the greatest evil of adult-kind, and would've wiped him off the face of the planet if given the opportunity. So, in essence, the most dysfunctional family award goes to Numbuh 1.
Ban what? Ohh, that reminds me of the Time Global Command pretended to ban me from going on missions. It was pretty funny.
Obviously they had a degluefifer prepared, and even then, i Just think adults are just plain dumb,.so I doubt that they'd even thunk that far yet
this guy, pretty big shot in the world of evil adults
There ya go again Anonymous.talking about banning, but never banning what? Also, what kind of name is Anonymous? You guys should pick cool names like mine. It's really embarrassing.
Oh, are you knitting?
You know, abandoning a thread will make your sweater look all rough and mangled
She had such a lady boner for him. She even lit up when Nigel told her he broke up with Lizzie.
At least give him a day Rachael.
>Disgracing the sooperest KND operative ever
So, quick question guys:
Having their naming theme be numbers: would you consider that stupid or pure genius? Or somewhere in the middle?
On the one hand, with just numbers, I often get jumbled up and can't remember anything else about them. Then again, after watching the show for several seasons, I found that I can't even remember their names as well, and yet I slowly learned to remember their numbers much better.
What covers? I mean, if you need me to, I coulf get you some, and maybe some for the adults and teens, but I don't think thats a good idea
I would say the mighty Tolinator! I once drank a eleventy billion ounce mega gulp, ONLY to find all the bathrooms clogged!
oh come on, every one knows the cheddar Shogun was beaten a long time ago, shortly after we found out Numbah 86's secret rainbow monkey collection she hides in section 68V58 of the moon base, along with her Numbah 19th century and Numbah 4 picture collections
Hey Numbuh 13! Please shut your trap.
I dont think posting Kids Next Door information on 4chan is such a good idea okay? That's an order now..
I can't believe Operation ZERO still holds up to this day. I am going to hug my dad next time I see him, this movie hits pretty hard, right in the feels.
I really hope they don't fuck this up, GKND should had been a movie / last season like All this and gargantua 2 or endless waltz
I WANT THIS ANONYMOUS USER SCHEDULED FOR IMMEDIATE DECOMMISSIONING. NO ONE SPREADS LIES LIKE THAT ON MY WATCH!
Foolish Kids Next Door!
You have walked right into my trap, for I am not pomf.. I am, The Dinner!
Soon I will collect all your ips thanks to this server! As soon as I collect each and every one of them, I will send an indestructable virus that will constantly download gigabyte upon gigabyte of pornographic material to your computers! Soon, every child on earth will be grounded! Hahahahaha!
Nice try kid. I've hacked into your moonbase and have the files on all of your operatives. Which brings me to phase 2!
THANKS TO THESE PICTURES, I WILL MAKE VERY REALISTIC RULE34 ON ALL OF YOU DOING LEWD THINGS TO EACHOTHER!
And when your parents see these.. the KND will be..
THATS RIGHT YOU FOOL! You see, I was always an outcast because of my very.. intriguing hobby. No one would hang out with me.. that is until I found out about the adult porn industry. They made money on the things they drew. The more raunchier the more respect you got.
Thats when I realized my true calling was being an adult. Children will never understand! They never have! And now, its time to meet your just desserts KNDykes!
Aha teenager, I've just reported you for child pornography.
We intentionally placed risque pics in those files for just this kind of situation, including a pic of numbuh 1's naked butt
You little.. I'll have to draw you twice as lewd now becau- hey get out of my house. HEY THAT CP AINT MINE. I'VE BEEN FRAMED I TELL YA.
ILL GET YOU KIDS SOON ENOUGH! And when I do, then you better watch your search history.. because The Dinner will be there!
I was gonna link some pictures that I was gonna do but that seemed like too much work
Wait are you saying that to insult us or because were pretending to be knd?
Worst KND villain? pic related
So I'm watching Operation: C.O.L.L.E.G.E, and Prof. XXXL says that the reason he needed Numbuh 1 was that he was immune to ice cream headaches.
So what I'm trying get at here is that
the mysterious fire power that runs in the Uno family is alive and well inside him, keeping him from brain freezes.