but no new episodes
it actually premieres a week from now
> that feel when your wand is too sore to "do magic"
Does anyone else feel like this show is just incredibly bland and nondescript?
No one seems to have any personality traits to speak of, it feels less like a cartoon and more like another Disney teen-sitcom. You know, those shows that exist so execs can fuck underage starlets.
Also: who in the fuck thought putting a shouting obnoxious unicorn head in the second episode was a good idra
>first episode, Marco is introduced by literally everyone as "the safe kid"
>"the safe kid" is ostensibly his entire identity at school, which is something he hates and wants to get rid of despite it apparently being true? (can't really tell, he's less "safe" and more not retarded)
>Except wait, he's a martial arts genius and can fight giant monsters.
>Never bring up the thing that was supposed to be his main struggle ever again
That's the irony. Marco is considered the "safe kid" at school, but when shit goes down he is the one to rek the shit of the monsters. The joke is that everyone says he's so safe but in reality he's a maritial arts master. Maybe even the entire reason why he trains maritial arts is that he was bullied for being safe so he wanted to show them all he's not.
>That's the irony.
But it's not ironic, just silly. Knowing martial arts doesn't make him less safe, but it definitely gives him something to be known for besides safety.
>Marco is considered the "safe kid" at school, but when shit goes down he is the one to rek the shit of the monsters
But again, that's not funny or ironic, just dissonant.
>The joke is that everyone says he's so safe but in reality he's a maritial arts master.
But that's not a joke
And again, the main point is that it's a totally informed character trait (told, not shown) that is dropped entirely after the first episode in favor of him having no defining traits at all.
The argument informs the bias, not the other way around
I'm sorry you're incapable of discussing a show's faults like a normal human bean
Of the two episodes and four stories we've seen, one introduced this struggle at school and the other showed him in school again influenced by an evil monster arm and not behaving normally.
Other stories had him reunite with an old friend and deal with the insanity of other worlds and Ponyhead. Otherwise it's clips of him fighting monsters to keep Star safe. Which is also outside his normal routine life and interactions.
Might want to wait for at least one more episode before bringing down judgement.
But this is so visibly done on purpose! Even in the first episode he is already shown being good at karate and there's that scene where he's like all hyped for fighting monsters and then 3 seconds later he goes "wait, let's cross at the light", do you really think writing can be so bad that the writers forget completely what the character is like in a matter of seconds?
>But this is so visibly done on purpose
They dropped his only defining character trait on purpose?
You assume that is my only gripe. I actually really liked the pilot, but the second episode was so bad I had to shut it off after about 3 minutes. The only one besides the pilot that I could stand to finish was the monster arm one, and it wasn't what I'd call great or even good.
So I guess Star's villains have less physical prowess than a 6 year old, then?
I mean, the main villain is just rehash #827 of the pig from Dave the Barbarian, but his minions are pointless too?
I liked this show better when it was about an autistic girl who only thought she was magic
So we know some new names now. Alfonso is Marco's tall friend, and Ferguson is Marco's fat friend. Andrea is the black cheerleader.
Mrs Skullnick is the troll from the intro.
What's with Emmitt the minotaur looking guy though? He looks like he is from another world like Mewni or the kind of monster that'd be working for Ludo, but the background suggests they're still in Marco's world.
>lanky nerdy spic
I hope he doesn't make me cringe by reminding me of my childhood too much
>main characters are an uptight karate nerd and a punk princess
Every once in a while a show comes along that actually knows what teens are like and actually writes proper characters.
Some of these great series include Hey Arnold, Recess, Weekenders, Fillmore, and 6teen
And now, Star vs. the Forces of Evil.
God bless the writers that make great characters like these and God bless America!!!
pic is closest I've got to a salute
>Except wait, he's a martial arts genius and can fight giant monsters.
The giant monsters we've seen so far have not been what I would describe as competent fighters.
Marco probably has a couple years of martial arts. You don't need to be a genius to kick an untrained/poorly trained fighter's ass if you've got a couple years of martial arts. After you get the fundamentals down it mostly comes down to conditioning with technique only coming into play in very limited situations/grappling.
Also monsters are very much a safety hazard, just one he is qualified to solve so he doesn't panic.
You've never had an "Everybody chill the fuck out, I got this" situation?
He's still probably jumpy as fuck in shop class.
>Alright, lemme tell you something about the art of being a slut. You gotta show em every hole you got.
>I have a hole in my lip from the Mewni War! I'd love to tell some war stories!
>No, you gotta give them a fun time, if you know what I mean.
>I definitely know what you mean!
>5 minutes later
>So many clowns and magicians that they start to smother Panty and Star
>JESUS GODDAMN CHRIST THIS IS NOT WHAT I MEANT
One day. In the meantime have this
Like a pornographic Amelia Bedelia.
>"make my dick raw"
>rug burn on your dick
>"I'm gonna eat your pussy"
>get served a cat on a plate with garnish
>"let's do it doggy style"
>she pisses in your shoes and then humps your leg
The forbidden chan that has plebbit features but isn't plebbit, yet still shall not be named here, where there was some kind of autistic RP thread that happened to have shockingly-well-edited
topless Star pics. Should still be in the catalog there, or at least in some form of archive.
>Skullnick episode is going to have Ludo and gang
Wasn't there a scene of Star bonking one of the monsters on the head that was changed from taking placing the day to taking place at sunset? It's probably going to be from this episode since the screencap is also at sunset.
I'm guessing the cheerleader with the megaphone is going to be Brittany. Glad she's being introduced early
(I hope she turns out to be popular, her design looks pretty cute.)
Am I the only one that's a bit bothered about the eye being visible through the hair?
Hoping the show picks up and has smarter humour and hi jinks.
Not really. It isn't like hair is completely opaque, and the part of Star's eye that is behind the hair is still yellowed from having to look at it though the hair.
Is Andrea water tribe?
Now YOU get to decide how Star reacts to this flabbergasting picture!
PEOPLE OF ECHO CREEK
WE GOTTA GET MARCO BACK
We gotta get Marco back faster than a dill rabbit on a hard pickle!
Star Vs. is a better name, but I always call it SvtFoE
>Giancarlo Volpe is directing episodes from season 2 onwards
you're partially right
I've answered this a million times
In the original edits it was camera operated
I am just lazy and regularly forget to add the things that make it more obvious
and to cover em up a lil
I get your point, I found that strange too, a lot of talking about him being the safest kid but they don't mention it again, a shame because i thought it was a funny way to describe somebody and was wondering how they would they play it
On tonight's episode of Porn Gear!
Scanty: You knew what you were getting into when you joined us! Look at these! (Points to her and Kneesocks' horns) Horns! Demon horns! How did you see this turning out any other way?
Marco: yeah, those were pretty big red flags, but I'm at this weird time in my life when the nice-looking people are actually mean and the evil-looking dudes can be nice, but it's not consistent. So I kind of try to judge people on a case-by-case basis now.
Kneesocks: Nitwit! Generalizing others with your prejudices is what the rrrrrrrrrrrrrules are all about. The consequences for your insubordination will be dire!
Marco: Okay. (Gets into battle stance) Now that's definitely bad guy language. Bring it.
Kneesocks: Hey! Stealing my weapons is cheating, you clod!
Marco: I only took the one scythe and it's mostly for deflecting your sister's pot shots...(deflects a few) Incidentally, you wouldn't happen to have a fresh scythe, would you. Cuz this is kinda weird considering where this thing was a couple of minutes ago. Not to mention (sniffs) huh (sniffs again) oh...oh man this actually smells pretty nice. Why does this smell nice?!
Kneesocks: What are you insinuating, Diaz?!
Marco: N-nothighs-thing! Nothing, Calve-Can we just get on with the fight so I can defee-defeat you guys all ready?
Skimmed this thread, and it's actually convinced me against watching it. It sounds like a kinda bland show that happens to have some really pretty art design.
Ah well. I still need to watch Over The Garden Wall.
If I ever got to make a cartoon "background girls reacting in a strongly positive way to anything tentacly" would be a major running gag for as long as they let me get away with it.
>This series is shit because of a few select, inaccurate generalizations I read about it! Watch this critically acclaimed and overrated Cartoon Network series instead!
Why did we get stuck with all the obvious company marketers? Why couldn't we get the good chameleon ones like /v/?
She stayed up all night trying to find him a cure and gets yelled at, and still goes to see him karate....she's a keeper.
>Has episode two leaked yet?
Star kinda dresses like my brother. He even wears the long boot things sometimes. I'm pretty sure we also have devil horns around here somewhere.
If I get him a wig do you think he'll wear it?
I got heart shaped stickers for his cheeks as well.
LOOK AT IT
LOOK AT IT
EVERYBODY LOOK AT IT
(LITERALLY, SERIOUSLY. LITERALLY. I SWEAR)just watched this show by accident almost, because my sister had the episodes and asked me to install a video player and I tested the app with these files. I didn't even know of the show.
Pretty cute show. Star is a fun character and she's cute. I wonder how she looks without clothes on.
Hate the unicorn.
I get that her BF is Hispanic but why does he have to live in a cactus plantation?
Well yeah. Generally, I'm a creepy person. What did you expect from 4chink? I'm the one that got him to wear dresses at home. I think he looks really pretty!
Also, hes a homo so I guess he's okay with it.
I went to Paheal and also to Pixiv. Pixiv has some stuff but I literally, LITERALLY can't post it here because it's lewd.
So I'm posting this instead.
I love how they gave classic CN hips to the queen. She's wearing a lewd outfit, too.
That has to be a fun kingdom.
We could still say the most perverse shit about Star. That way we could keep the thread lewd and SFW, and the thread would be saved.
I wonder about her pussy. What do you guys think? Smooth or fuzzy crotch?
If she has some hair down there, is it golden?
I wanna picture it smooth.
Notice how the pic is completely clean and family friendly.
I did but it got taken off paheal pretty quickly. It was dupposed to be girl twin x Vault Boy.
Star has a lot of lewd already. I dunno man maybe I'll pass on this one and do something else.
Nah, the happy cheery personality is definitely cocaine.
When she messed up the transform, it was just cause she was thinking too much about what can happen involving Marco and "SUCK"
Of course she was thinking about suck standing there right next to Marco. Can you blame her? Look at him.
Marco Diaz is the sexiest every day
s. Get it?
You're right. She's totally doing cocaine.
You don't want to know.
We need a fan name for her.
She clearly loves to surf. She's a female surf dude. Probably a dyke, most likely bisexual, definitely lost her V card three years ago. With that in mind, what should her name be?
Adults like it because the girl is super hot and people enjoy speculating about her pussy.
Kids like it because they're dumb
and they like to speculate about Star's pussy.
Yeah, me too.
I thought it was really annoying mixed with few funny parts.
The pace was terribly fast but maybe is just the first episode with the usual task of introduction/exposition.
I usually don't care about cliches but holy crap there is so many of them I can't even count.
But I kinda like these weird autistic funny shows so I will keep watching.
To be fair, it's not exactly apt to compare it to Gravity Falls. They're both shows held within different genres and conventions; Star Vs. is closer to Wander Over Yonder than either of those shows are to Gravity Falls.
Plus, Gravity Falls has two years on it; Star Vs. just started.
So far the visuals are decent. Stories are poor and the humor is generic, and I have a feeling they'll stay that way (and in a few minutes a Disney shill will come and say we're judging too soon, it's going to get better, fuck you manchildren on /co/, blah blah.)
Despite all this, I'll keep watching for the visuals alone. I like a good story, and I'm surprised to say we actually have a few choices for that. So now I want a show that lives and dies by its art, and Star is a step in that direction.
No one is gonna say it? Really?
Well, It'll have to be me. I'll say what everybody is thinking: Marco Diaz is easily the sexiest character of the year in any cartoon show.
No homo, I'd suck him dry. Star is certainly a pretty lucky cocaine addict and I hope she realizes that.
Beckie sounds about right.
She's my waifu, y'know. She's a dyke and a whore and I don't care.
Can't argue with that.
You think Star and Beckie make out?
>yfw Star has a distant cousin from the Heaven dimension
And Marco is a close relative of Carlos. Expect puns.
>That cake went terrible! You shoulda started at instruction number one!
>Actually, now that you think about it, I should've!
>And maybe next time, you shouldn't put in so much starfish!
>I didn't put in any starfish!
>If you follow my rules, you'll make the perfect cake, and you'll be a superstar!
>Thanks for the advice! I'll listen to your advice!
>I starred in a cooking show, You should always listen to me!
>I said I will, alright, Marco?
>I met many big names on that cooking show, many stars!
>Only the biggest cooking star of them all, Gordon Ramsay!
>You'd have to search through the stars to find a better chef!
>I probably would!
You know, a question about this show has been on my mind for a long time.
One that may drastically change my view on the show, and one that I think needs to be adressed.
This question is one that needs to be answered, and answered quick.
Has anyone filled star's cunny with love yet?
This thread could end up going to weird places, with all this politics and debates about who Jackie is.
Can we speculate about Star's pussy instead?
Smell, texture, general shape. Color of the hair if any.
That's the /co/ I know and love.
I liked the Slave-Star one too.
Suddenly, we have a name.
Very true. I'm sure she has had a magic dick, too.
I'm looking forward to the episode where she uses magic to turn herself into a guy in order to experience school as a dude and Marco is shock and anger because Star is about to fuck Marco's dream cunnie because Star is a cute boy and Jackie is eager to have her magic cock inside not realizing he is a she.
This will happen. Jackie and shota Star (or Shotar) will probably kiss, too. Then she'll spare Jackie's feelings by pretending to go away and saying "I'll never forget you, bye for ever" or some bullshit
Episode outlined. Now let's write it together.
>Broterflies will eventually become the actual name
The cycle really is beginning anew.
Only the dead know true peace from this evil.
I haven't written any fanfiction since the fifth grade and the occasional Homestuck thread.
Because if I take it off, I will die.
It will be extremely painful.
I'm a weak guy.
I never know where to fucking find his art.
Good to know he's a Broterflie, though. It means the future will not be without Star porn.
Already picking a name is a bad thing to do. You should rather never pick a name, it's dumb, and only leads to generalization of whoever dares to call itself under the name, or like the show related to the name.
People will basically ostracise you by classifying you as "whatever name you picked/Bortherfly" which is a bad thing because I am pretty sure there's at least one guy who watches this and is not a godamn pedo, roleplayer or any other kind of retardation you have been injecting to these threads since two weeks ago. Pls just don't.
Melding anything with "bro" only leads to brony comparisons.
Let's go with Starfuckers so people know what angle we're coming from up front.
That works too.
We could go full David Bowie and call ourselves Starmen. Then we can also go full Jerry Spinelli and call our female friends Stargirls.
That's already taken by pretty much everything else, up to and including video games.
But fuck it, sure, let's go with Starmen, If nothing else, it's a hell of a lot better than "Gembros", as the EQD twats are trying to push on SU fans.
How about we just call ourselves "faggots", since that's all that's coming out of this debate anyway.
You're thinking about the Spiders from Mars, I think.
I'm decent artist, and I feel like drawing some things that I think my Broterflies will appreciate. But I don't really have any ideas. Suggestion?
LET'S TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE
How do you think the King and Queen will be in terms of importance
well we kind of are
second, Marco as Tony Stark and Star as Power Girl
>How do you think the King and Queen will be in terms of importance
We'll probably get at least one flashback/time travel episode of the two of them being an adventure couple and Star's dad talking about how tall he's gonna be when he grows up.
And Marco is clearly Latino Iron Fist.
The queen never wore a lewd outfit. That was an edit.
>seafoam green highlight in hair
I forget, but are there any indications in the show that place the location as beachside or close to an ocean?
I was thinking about that too.
It's a suburban setting, sure. Beckie is a suburban surfer, most likely, but given that one episode needed a forest and the animators just gave the whole town a mountain with a comical forest next to a cliff just because
a- Really need a forest for the scene and
b- It's funnier this way and funny>consistency
I bet they're gonna do the Springfield thing and sure, there'll be a beach right there if it's funny and needed. And oil rigs, and an airport, and a desert if needed.
She wants the T.
They all wanted the T.
Going to bed, Broterflies. Started some drawings, gonna see how I feel about them in the morning. No promises but I kinda like them so I'll probably finish them.
she comes from a culture were women are kept diapered and submissieve but once coming to earth human boys and some girls took adventage of that making her a slut on first sight.
>I'm not loli
I think you meant you're not into loli.
Also, Star isn't a loli. She's a teen and she could have sex with you legally in most countries.
I think he meant that he's not lolicon.
You have to know this shit if you're ever gonna make it big in the poontang business.
>is he cute?
Oh jeez. Why would you ask me that?
simontblr dot tumblr sot com
Just about everything in this thread is tumblr.
That's not even a jab at the whole "/co/mblur" thing, that's just where people are getting their shit from.
He's pretty much Latino Seiji. They even both do karate.
I'm just trying to make conversation here you manchild. What the fuck is Starcrew?
They kinda work that way. I mean, except for the part where everything g you said is completely wrong.
A dick is more like the equivalent of a girl's butt. Because guys pee with their dicks and girls pee with their butts.
That's how girls work, right?
Are you afraid or something?
I guess you're not cool.