stupid sexy lapis edition
Drew this from the last thread.
Good night everybody
sapphirine is a rare silicate named for its sapphire-blue coloring. Sapphirine is very sought after by collectors, and the stone has an extreme pleochrosim, appearing red, green, yellow, and a wide range of blues when merely viewed from a different direction. Some believe sapphirine gives wielders a soothing and calming feeling, allowing those to slip into easy meditations. Others believe it allows one to unlock deeper areas of 'being'
We are the crystal gems, bitch
We always save the day, sucker
And if you think we can't, pssht
We'll always find a way, damn straight
That's why the people of this world, crackers
Believe in, they better
and Pearl, baller
and Steven, faggots
"Let me tell you something about those white Gems: those White Gems are some of the most dangerous motherfuckers in them groups.
No, it's true. It's true, man. Ain't no telling what they've done to get them black Gems' respect. But them Black Gems have seen them do some wild shit. I'll tell you that."
Is it wrong that as soon as I saw that her gem (located between her shoulder blades) was broken that I spent the whole episode hoping that Steven would heal her by licking her back?
A boy can dream, can't he?
>tfw no adult steven x pearl writefaggotry
there are sneeple lurking in this very thread
Well it works out on amethyst, so I don't see why not.
make it happen drawfags
Pearl is one of my favorites as well, sorry about that.
So is kidney stone the drunk angry dad type of gem
I probably didn't do this right, but I'm still uncomfortable
>make it happen drawfags
i already did this a long time ago
theres another one floating around here somewhere but i cant seem to find it in the mess of files i have saved
I'm actually kinda surprised at how popular Pearl is. When I was first getting into this I thought for sure the most popular characters would be Garnet and Amethyst.
Glad to see /co/ pretty much shares my opinion, I guess.
Anyone have an HD copy of "Alone Together/The Test" yet?
I usually use theworldofstevenuniverse, but they haven't updated.
Steven: Pearl, why does it take you two weeks to come home from the bank?
Pearl: Oh Steven. You can't imagine just how busy places like that can get. The queues can be murder!
Steven: And why do you always bring back these keychains with names on them?
Pearl: Spoils of war...financial war.
>And I for one, welcome our new crystalline overlords.
Other than Amethyst, which Cardinal Gem do you think we'll see first?
Well I guess some people are into that
The greentexts from last thread made me want to do this
I need more of this.
I wonder how she would react if they actually did it for real.
Puttin' this here too just in case
>thread has devolved to to the point where people point out small things they could easily ignore in an attempt to release some steam when really they should probably go for a walk outside or something
Also you misspelled devolved, but that's okay. We don't expect much from whiny piss ants.
At least those are the ones she's shown publicly. She used to draw some suggestively close Princess Bubblegum x Marceline stuff when she was working on AT and lets not forget about the Ed, Edd and Eddy fanart. I bet she's hiding lewds somewhere.
He looks better. Can you give him a different nose?
I think she looks better with the long hair. Then again, she'll probably lose her glasses, so she might get progressively less qt.
>first she gets rid of her glasses
>then she cuts her hair
Abalone is a shit-tier OC anyway, forced beyond the point of rationality here just because BZ used to post I suppose.
Best OC is Kidney Stone because it is actually self-aware enough to realize it's a fucking joke.
oh fuck alex hirsch worked on flapjack? neat to know.
Actually, pendleton working on that wish granting episode actually makes sense, that episode feels adventure time-ish looking back.
its just a cute blushing pic.
meh I don't care much for shit like that but all 3 are the least shittiest OC.
Holy shit thanks scribs!
this is a classic.
I'll take it.
>Pearl decided to have some wine to take the edge of the latest mission, which nearly killed Steven.
>Glass of wine after glass of wine, Pearl found herself more inebriated but free from stress.
>After the glass eighty five, Pearl was completely shitfaced. Pearl got up from her chair and nearly fell flat on her face.
>Cursing as she crawled on the floor, Pearl heard a worried voice.
>"Pearl, are you okay?"
>She looked up to see Steven with a concerned look on his face.
The Gems doing something truly ill-advised and counterproductive:
Thinking about all the dozens of Stevens that died in front of them during Steven and the Stevens.
Really thinking about it.
It didn't stop the murdercock though
Really? No one's gonna say it?
are we ever going to talk about how cool Sour Cream is?
give it a few more seasons and it will happen, trust me.
goshenite is clear beryl (green beryl is better known by the name emerald), and since colored beryl exists due to impurities within the stone, generally goshenite is the most pure form of beryl. Due to the exceptional clearness of the stone, it was once used in the construction of eyeglasses. However, goshenite has a very low gem value, and was before faked as diamond and emerald with the addition of silver and green foil, respectively
>but then again I don't understand the fascination with Peedee either
>"Garnet, what's happening!?"
>"I-...I don't know!"
>"Hey, guys what's u-WHOAH! Lasers!? Garnet! What's happening!?"
>"She doesn't know!"
>"What do you mean she doesn't kn-AH! Rockets too!? Are we under attack!? Where's Steven!?"
>"He was right here a second ago. I got up to get his bottle from the microwave when I heard the warp pad go off!"
>"That's when I came in to relieve Garnet a-"
>A blinding flash filled the air, thunderous explosions shook the earth and the temple's newly built house was decimated in a hail of rocket-fire.
>In the aftermath, a smouldering crater lay before the temple, littered with wooden debris.
>Garnet's arm shot forth from the blackened heap of ruination, the rest of her following suit. In her other hand she held her team mates, dragging them free of the rubble as she staggered toward the shore.
>"We've got to...regroup."
>"G, I don't think I can move."
>"What could have done this? Did the collective find out about Rose? How did they find us?"
>"Hey, guys. What's that?"
>Amethyst pointed toward a lone shadow in the sky.
>A hulking silhouette, bristling with armaments, coated in a gleaming shell of crystal armor. From within it's impenetrable frame the gems could hear...bubbling laughter?
>The object hurtled toward the earth, landing in the sand with a shuddering impact. It stood; assuming a gallant pose with it's chest pushed out, the rose insignia on it's chest displayed proudly.
>The smooth pink dome that comprised it's face sparkled before vanishing into a blur of light. Glitter laden smoke billowed from the cock-pit, clearing after a moment to reveal...
>The Gems rushed to the infant, Garnet snatching him from the machine's controls. Pearl immediately set to scanning his body for damage, fretting and squawking in her usual panicked way.
>"Life-signs stable. Hormones elevated. No superficial damage."
>Steven giggled and grasped at Pearl's finger as she poked his tiny belly.
>She recoiled in disgust at the sensation of warmth his body emanated, still not used to the tactile stimulation.
>"A little sticky...but he's ok."
>The group shared a collective sigh of relief as the mechanical suit behind them rumbled back to life.
>A hologram of Rose projected out of it's central core.
>Steven Universe General
>"If you're seeing this then you're probably holding my son and have been deemed Non-hostile by my Matern-a-tron 8000."
>"Or, you 'could' be my team mates...that just left Steven alone for like five minutes. Huh. Man, I should really fix that before I-"
>Within the hologram a door behind Rose swung open. Greg's voice blared through the Mech-suits speakers.
>"Rose! Pearl just told me about the raddest-"
>No answer came for Greg, only the soft sounds of a crying infant that droned out of the Mech's audio playback.
>"R-...Rose? Oh god, no."
>The hologram ended, fading back into the machine as it deactivated.
>The gems were left standing there in shock, wondering what other surprises Rose had left for them.
>Steven slept the rest of the day.
>Garnet hardly ever put him down for a second.
>Amethyst fed him once.
>Pearl had to learn to change diapers.
She threw-up eight times.
>It was a no-guide-book-to-parenting kind of day.
Here the rest of it
Looks like it's Request o' Clock
Slightly less enthusiasm than last time edition
Mayor Dewey as Vince McMahon in the ring with Purple Puma
I see all these reactions to an image long deleted
what did i miss?
As far as I can tell /ss/ stands for Super Saiyan, yes? (I mean what else could it be)
How come with all the /ss/ requests there is not a single Super Saiyan Steven Universe drawing?
Connie as Katara
These generals are steadily becoming more bold
what the fuck /co/ I thought this was going to be worse
god you guys are pussies
/sug/ is full of underaged tumblrites who probably don't even remember Shitting Dick Nipples or Tubgirl, so it's no surprise something like that would shock them.
>yfw they make an audible noise when they are aroused and they open up
The one with
the love hooks?
Is this seriously all it takes to turn heads these days? I was expecting some sort of goatse, or wear diaper autism.
I guess you can draw him raving his ass off. That would be cool.
I tried getting purple out of red and blue chalk.
You guys are literally the best
I appreciate the effort you put in to it at least
anyone got any more
>Extended version of Amalgam
>No extended version of Synchronize
no asked for it but it felt appropriate for a chalk board .
Peridot has a gem on her forehead and so does Pearl.
Lapis has a gem on the top/upper middle of her back. Amethyst has her gem on the same location but on the front.
What if these are the gems counterparts they will soon encounter face to face? Maybe we will see Garnets counterpart.
Abalone in an apron making sugar cookies for steven and Peridot comes in and tells him he is a death machine and asks why you are making cookies.She slaps the patch of cookie out of abalones hand.
She gets a black eye and she's eating a cookie
Baseless speculation/theories time :
>The Elementals were the precursor race of the gems. Each being formed entirely from a single periodic element, instead of being a mineral.
>Gem technology is based off of their designs. They barely grasp the fundamentals of how it actually works.
>The only survivors are Bismuth, and possibly Diamond (carbon)
>A Titan in some regards. She stood above a baren planet.
>Her siblings had gone off to other worlds, some in pairs. She stayed alone.
>She picked up a rock
>"Is so much more complicated than they make it out to be."
>She places her hand on the ground.
>"My creations will be perfect. They will rule over theirs."
>A figure rose from the ground, the light shining on her skin, making it seem like she was glowing.
>"And you will be the one to lead them"
A little more conservative than what I was expecting, but it's very kawaii and eska-moe.
This place is reminding me of the rwby/rt threads
i hate it when i click things like this
theres lapis and peridot, the rest are shit ocs
No but Centipeetle isn't a gem name so I put two and two together.
Yeah but Jade is perfect and obvious name choice.
Yeah because it's not an underage girl you faggot.
Pantsing someone would be extremely rude so even if Peedee was a grill, I wouldn't.
>implying I have a trip
maybe you should take a trip to Heck.
>never pants'd anyone
Now you're being a nerd.
where? I don't see it.