Join me /co/, let's read what is sure to be the best new

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>>68528923

>>68528923
Marvel grabs random artists from tumblr now?

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>>68528934

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>>68528947

The art is so fucking good.

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>>68528958

>>68528959
LYIIIING?

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>>68528967

>>68528937
no they grabbed THE artist from tumblr I believe

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>>68528986

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>>68528996
For what it's worth, I like the art, I'm just happy to see something different.

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>>68529018

>>68528934
>>68528947
>everyone sounds like they're bored as shit and emotionlessly read they lines from a script
That's exactly what I imagine whenever someone says "hipster shit"

Not shitting on art because it's actually not that bad aside from the weird SG face build and I enjoy watching poser/Jim Lee lovers getting butt blasted

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>>68529027

>>68529018
>>68528996
She's...Pretty fucking dumb. No wonder she's majoring in Computer Science.

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>>68529055

More like Unbeatable Pig Girl.
OINK OINK

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>>68529064

>>68529046
>Deadpool's guide to Supervillains
Can I get that book instead?

Already read the issue.
Don't care about the artwork, and every single line of dialogue was trying so hard to be quirky and fun and out there that it all fell flat on its face. What a surprise.

This better be a robot kraven

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>>68529077

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It's like someone took a shit on paper and charged $4 for it.

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>>68529087

Those mouths are bit too crazy looking for my tastes (no pun intended). It looks ok on Squirrel Girl, but not every other character.

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>>68529098

>>68528981
No. It's stylized without being inconsistent (like let's say Ramos' is) and most of all, it fits the mood of the book so well (unlike Ramos' art).

I mean, it's no Lieber but nobody is. Except Lieber.

>>68529078
12 deadpool books not enough for you, faggot?

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>>68529110

>the future of superhero comics

Wait didnt sg had like claws ?

I remember she made a nasty scar to deadpool in the deadpool and cable comic

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>>68529125

>>68528986
She's gonna do Computer Science? Dear Lord.

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>>68529134

>>68528986
The ass is fat.

>>68529123
Oh I'm sorry, let me just go and read Deadpoo-aaaaand his series is one big shitfest.

Cry into your Spider-Man pillow some more, Slott.

>>68529018
>I don't need your helf after all haha Okay
Literally webcomic-tier writing

Why not make this a webcomic in the first place?

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>>68529146
That was fun.

>>68529156
Marvel HATES digital comics. Why do you think thay have a hateboner for Injustice?

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>Joker's Daughter
>now this

>>68529037
Since when is Kraven one of her foes? Wasn't he dead since Scarlet Spider or taking revenge on hi sfamily or something?

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>>68529164
Everyone loves letters pages right?

>>68529113
>sucking up to a mediocre dude who visits same board as you
Wow, have some dignity

I legit can't look at her face without thinking "hurr durr"
Also, did the artist the pages to remove her lipstick? I could have sworw she was wearing some in the previews

Okay why is her ass so fat?

I'm not complaining: I would never complain about a fat bottomed girl. I'm just curious.

Is it her tail?

>>68529155
deadpool is great you fuck

>>68529187
Lipstick makes women look slutty,you chauvinist pig.

>>68529196
Maybe she is hiding her tail there, yes.

>>68529196
Yep!
>>68529197
Nope!

72 issues and a movie

the writing in this is so mediocre I can't get through it and the art, while interesting, is not enough to make up for the fact that SG now looks incredibly ugly.

look if you want her fat draw her fat, if you want a skinny nerd draw a skinny nerd, but don't put a fat girls head on a skinny nerd's body and call it a "realistic body type."

It's ok if it was a web comics

>>68529207
>Lipstick makes women look slutty,you chauvinist pig.

I actually think is looks better is some characters/women than others. The trick is not overdoing it

>>68529213
Directed by Edgar Wright.

>>68529196
It's specifically explained right here >>68528967 It's just her tail stuffed inside her pants. So it makes her butt look big.

>>68529197

It's okay, anon: it's not like he actually read anything.

>>68529077
>so let get nuts
mhe, is no "its clobbering time", 4/10

>>68528923
Oh GOD! Why would anyone draw faces like that?? I want to vomit

>>68529233
Don't trigger, nigger.

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This is what comics will become if the sjws win.

>>68529186
Dude. I loved the art long before he started showing up here. Heck, I was one of the people storytiming it that resulted in him showing up.

>>68529234
I'm not gonna lie, I'd watch that.

>>68529275
You want a cookie?

>>68529277
Yeah, Wright is a pretty great director. I'm sure he could give SG an actually enjoyable movie. This comic is pretty bad though

>>68529275
I agree that the art is good but I can't get over the fact that SG looks ugly. Also the ear band rather than possessing squirrel ears bugs me.

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Those 3): mouths rustle my pyjamas. Fucking snowflake "muh style" webcomic artists. Fucks sake I don't even want to put in the effort articulating any further about it, you know yourselves.

>>68529266
So if comics become better when when sjws win, why are we fighting?

>>68529174
just look how smug these cunts are

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>>68529275
>I loved the art long before he started showing up here

>>68528937
Yeah, it looks like penny arcade or some shit. I'm gonna give it a shot regardless.. I actually don't mind penny arcade

this art is not that bad but god damn it's lazy

all the backgrounds are shitty, have no perspective, and the color palette is absolute garbage.

dammit marvel.

>>68529129
it looks a lot like the past of comics when all we had was pulpy fun heroes getting into fist fights with crazy villians

How do you assfuck Squirrel Girl comfortably with her bushy tail all in the way?

Is doggy style in general just completely off the table for her?

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>>68529327

>>68529277
>>68529308
*cough* Scott Pilgrim *cough*

>>68529344
>implying

>>68529345
The tail is located above her ass. D...do you think tails actually grow out of anuses?

Go back to school.

>>68529358
What about it? I didn't like the SP comic much, but I quite enjoyed the movie

>>68529345
Wrap it around her or your own throat and do some breath play.

>>68529329
fucking liberal shitfucks.I can't wait for this book to be cancelled.

>>68529346
How is this comic bad at all?

>>68529345
well I would like cuddling the big bushy tail as I fucked her but you could always have her lay down on her back and lift up her ass with your hands.

>>68529384
Of course you did, hipster scum.

>>68529358
Exactly, it was fucking great.

>>68529174
That writing style is really annoying to read in print, I really don't want anyone else to try and copy this. That's the only reason I have to want this thing to bomb - otherwise, whatever.

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>>68529425
I still think movies about real men are better.

>>68529046
>every single page has commentary at the bottom of it like a webcomic's alt-text

I'm not even a hater, and I'm never against comics doing something different, but... this isn't very good.

It feels like a cheap knockoff of Spinnerette.

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>>68529398

>>68529398
The art is inconsistent as fuck, and outright lazy and grotesque at times. It's not good stylization, especially when you look at the multitude of other much better looking stylized comics. The writing is cringe worthy, it's so fucking try hard but it all falls so flat.

Literally everything it's trying to do has been accomplished better, and by another marvel book no less? The fucking mrs Marvel book, for all the flaws with the pacing, actually has good fucking art and writing that's at least somewhat endearing.

It's not the worst, but it's not remotely good.

>>68529468
I know the Adventure Time comic did that recently.

This is... THE worst comic I have ever read. I didn't think it was possible for a comic to be worse than KSD's Cap Marvel, but there you go...

>>68529266
How is this related to sjws

>>68528923
>it's shit
big surprise.

>>68529380

Wow, you sure misinterpreted that post.

My point being, you glorious cunt, that it would be all up in your face.

>>68529174
I'm definitely buying the Superior Iron Man team-up issue though. Tony was where she got her start, so it's kinda full circle except at some point, the part of the circle where you started got replaced by a chrome-plated jackass version of it that's been speedballing tremendously dangerous chemical substances and Extremis.

>>68529493
Buzzwords that doesn't actually reflect the book

Why does Squirrel Girl look crazy?

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>>68529573
Don't you fucking lie to my face.

>>68529533
You must be some kind of a casual of this is the worst comic you ever read.

This is the girl equivalent of Liefeld.

>>68529591
Don't lie to yourself anon.

I admit, I laughed a few times at this. Don't like the art though.
Think I'll give it a chance. Like Deadpool, I feel like this might get repetitive after a few issues. Might be something I drop in and out of reading.

>>68529595
Name one that's worse.

>>68528923
This wasn't as bad as I thought it'd be.

Still fucking terrible, though.

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>>68529625

>>68529645
Joker's Daughter.

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>>68529077
It was only a matter of time

>>68529645
The forbidden Trinity.

>>68529624
Have you actually seen liefeld's art?

>>68529533
this isn't the worst comic I've ever read by a long shot

clearly you need to read some fuckin Chick Tracts

They aren't the worst I've ever read either but they might give you some fuckin perspective

>>68529645
Carnage Axis.

>>68529645
The unfunnies or marville. Hell Gail Simone return to Birds of prey is a worse comic then this.

I hate the way this is drawn. I can't quite explain exactly why. It just looks so Wacom-tablet-y.

There's no feeling to it, no sense that the artist has ever practiced figure drawing or even held a pencil, just typical webcomic backwards refined stylisation. With great cartooning you can always see the circles making up the characters, the confidence the artist has in assembling the underlying structure.

Is it just unfair to always find myself comparing the more cartoony cape comics to someone like Timm?

>>68528934
They took that joke from GotG

>>68529657
Can you actually tell what is wrong with the book.

>>68529707

Get the fuck out of here,

I'm looking forward to the inevitable rule 34 this will generate.

>>68529081
Only try-hard in this thread is you

Worthless fucking worthless filth worthless shit goddamn fucking shit

It boils my fucking blood to know tumblrina whores are allowed to profit off of comics.

>>68529169
>oh no female characters

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>>68529754

>>68529793
No he's right.

>>68528934
Imagine minding your own bussiness in the street and then a singing, super cheery chick with a tail and permanent derpface comes out of nowhere and beats your shit

>>68528958
What the FUCK is wrong with her hips.

Ok, review time: dialogue starts out like shit and gets slightly better when Kraven shows up.

Art looks awful. However at the same time I realize the artist knows what he wants to do, so i'll give it the benefit of doubt and say he still has to design his style properly, and it can get better in the future.

Plot is average as fuck, however the smaller details of dialogue are fun

>the book isn't bad at all
>actually decent
>/co/ desperately tries to shit on it
like they did with Batgirl and Ms. Marvel

>>68529724
>Is it just unfair to always find myself comparing the more cartoony cape comics to someone like Timm?
Yes

>>68529845
None of this lines are trying to be quirky tho.

>>68529861
Clearly you didn't read it or you wouldn't hold such an opinion.

Daily reminder that Squirrel Girl becoming a meme is the reason the GLA still don't have their own comic.

>>68529846
That what you get when your business is crime bitch.

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>>68529861
But I sorta like new Batgirl, but I also know for sure that I instinctively and immediately hated this.

>>68529861
>the book is pretty shit
>low tier garbage
>/co/ rightly shitting on it

See, I can do it too. It's fun to just say things that are subjective and treat them like fact, but remember that it's wrong.

>>68529661
Not even close.

>>68529677
Even combined they are still literally infinitely superior to this.

>>68529707
GTFO.

>>68529716
Not even comparable.

I was just going to pirate this, but I'm going to buy a few extra issues after seeing how angry it makes all you insecure cunts.

>>68529904
I actually read comics,unlike /co/

>>68529919
>>68529707
Is people liking Carnage Axis ironically a new meme?

>>68529132
Two sets actually, finger talons and wolverine style knuckle spikes both retractable. The only times i can recall her using them was against Deadpool and Wolverine so i assume she avoids using them so as to not kill people.

Except in New Avengers where she massacred her way through an entire army of Hydra goons.

>>68529922
>I'm going to waste my money to spite people who won't care in the slightest and that I've never met

Seems a bit silly tbh.

>>68529922
ok

>>68529729
That joke is old as shit, dude.

>>68529919
Do you even know what the forbidden trinity is?

>>68529922
>I know, I'll let a ghetto nigger get me pregnant
>That'll show daddy!

Boy, Squirrel girl sure let go

pretty meh comic, borderline lame. expected better from north. and the art wouldn't be bad if not for the fucking down syndrome face

>>68529947
>>68529950
>>68529970
[insecurity intensifies]

>>68529861
Batgirl was just another stupid attempt to pander to the mythical female demographic, it will never work.

Ms. Marvel is great, only idiots criticised it.

>>68529677
w-what

>>68529970
Go back to /pol/

>>68529989
>;^)

>>68529997
/pol/ bitching is honestly more annoying than tumblr whining at this point.

>>68530015
incorrect

>>68530020
politically

>>68529997
That was a totally valid contrast anon. Rich white girls have been known to engage in the act of getting knocked up by hoodrats for the purpose of getting back at daddy, only to be left saddled with a fatherless nigglet.

This anon is going to be left saddled with a shitty comic and meanwhile nobody will even give him a second thought.

>>68529918
So if it's wrong that means you actually enjoyed it?

>>68530044
go back to Texas School of Abstinence plz

>>68530044
No seriously fuck off back to /pol/. We're trying to discuss a comic here.

>>68530071
>>68530090
>arguing with double dubs
get a load of that plebs

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>I'm going to go into my local and this crap will probably be staring me in the face under the till, beside all the new-wave-internet-artists making IDW cartoon-tie-in comics that appeal to the quirky adolescents buying POP vinyls

I'm not sure I can deal with seeing it in-person, I guess I'll just have to never go back.

>>68529918
Give me five good reasons why this book is shit. Remember not to be subjective.

>>68530090
>>68530071
Hi Redwood. Cry harder.

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>squirrel girl talks out her problems with her foe instead of punching them and giving them to the cops
okay

kind of defeats the purpose of superhero comics but okay

>art is flat and bland

I don't like saying things like 'tumblr-tier' because it gives the impression that I'm trying to say it has some sort of political statement, even though tumblr is literally just a fucking blogging platform and is primarily filled with porn, just like the rest of the internet. But this art is a style I've seen across a hundred different artists, it has zero personality.

>Doreen fights other heroes' villains and random street thugs
Yawn

Give her her own rogues.

>Galactus is showing up in issue 2

Okay just setting aside the stupidity of this just from a universal standpoint... since you're clearly not going to give her her own rogues, you're literally blowing your load in the second issue by pitting her against the worst shit 616 has to offer, presumably to defeat him in a nonviolent way as well. Hostess snack cakes, maybe, because no one's made that joke already in the last 3 months.

So, if I was making a squirrel girl ongoing, here's what I'd do.

I'd send her to her own city, somewhere where there wasn't a lot of heroes already in Marvel. Maybe somewhere considered a little silly, in real life. Like Des Moines.

I'd give her her own rogues gallery, made up of colorful, Silver Age feeling villains and have her have old school rock 'n' sock superhero fights with em as they do things like rob banks and perform art heists and stuff.

And once or twice I'd have big name Marvel heroes show up and job like fuck to these wacky colorful villains to imply that Squirrel Girl is fighting the worst of the worst.

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thank you everyone for posting your opinions. you did a really good job today.

>>68530109
not that anon, but I'll try as much as possible to give a honest review.
the book could improve on humor that is not always working and often falls flat. the art could use some better faces, as they look just plain bad. the plot was okay, nothing special. the bottom commentaries feel like a bad idea as they didn't feel coherent and were a chore to read. the overall set-up is okay, and there is some potential, and it's possible that the book will have ms. marvel type of success, meaning that it will sell good digitally.

overall 5/10 with potential to improve

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>>68530100
>dubs
impressive

>>68530186
whenever someone posts something true or meaningful, he or she is granted with dubs
it's an old ancient lore of 4chan.

>>68530100
>>68530186
>>68530216
shut the fuck up. go back to 4chan.

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>>68530100

Eh, this wasn't boring, but I really don't like the art style or the writing style. Maybe it'll improve over time...naw.....

>>68529027
>Name's Whitehead
>But she's black
whuuuuuuuuut

>>68530165
>kinda defeats the purpose of superhero comics
What's the purpose of superhero comics.

>>68529027
>>68529037
>Dat ass

>>68530353
to entertain with exciting stories about battles between heroes and villains.

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I guess I should have started making webcomics a few years ago. Apparently they're a valid portfolio-worthy art form after all, maybe now I too could be drawing for friggin Marvel off the basis of some half-assed web cartooning.

>>68528986
>Black man staring at her ass

My nigga

>>68530417

Life is like gay sex anon, sometimes you get fucked in the ass, sometimes you get a sweet blowjob.

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>>68528986
>Not majoring in squirrels
Why even live then?

>>68530402
>Battles must end in fist fights

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>this art
its so bad i cant even make out if squirrel girl is supposed to be toned or fat

>>68529027
Why is her right tit in the middle of her chest? Why is her face pulled back like a snakes?

>>68530490
Fat, obviously, why would you want her to be anything but?

>>68530482
no, but they must be entertaining. Doreen pointing out that Kraven is dumb for not hunting something tougher than Spider-Man isn't entertaining, it's like if they came to /co/ and went 'okay /co/, what's dumb about Kraven' and wrote the issue based on that thread.

>>68529817
>female characters=/=tumblr trash

galactus is in the ultimate negative zone tho

>>68530564
So maybe he gets out, or she goes there.

>>68529069
More like Unbearable Pig Girl

Is /co/ excited for Squirrel Girl to have guest appearances in every major title? 2015 is gonna be her year.

>>68530604
only if the people who draw her don't draw her ugly

>>68529077
I love how utterly uninterested in the whole thing Kraven looks during the whole fight. I'm not sold on the retarded cheeks but I'll give the artist that much.
It's also not Ryan's best writing by a long shot. It's okay for reading on /co/, but as it stands there's no way I'd pay for it.

>>68529724
It looks like a cheap webcomic. Artist is bad at depicting action. There's no atmosphere to any of the backgrounds, not interesting shapes, no hatching or shading, nothing, so it gives off that "flatness" you're talking about. Zero sense of perspective so many objects jist end up looking like wonky blobs. Horrible anatomy (just look at the guy on his tablet on page 10 or that walking black guy on page 5, just not sense of weight or gesture). Artist also sucks at character design (literally all of the black characters in this look the same, for example, and almost everyone is making that same fucking derp face).

It just looks so slapdashed and lazy, they couldn't even have bothered to draw the speedlines on Galactus in the last panel correctly.

>>68529724
>It just looks so Wacom-tablet-y.
I resent that as a poor-fag who can't buy a super nice tablet but I get what you mean. The problem is they have never studied drawing properly or developed a style, just gone for the easiest thing that is popular

This wasn't bad, but not really good enough for me to buy. It's nice to have slice of life-ish comics every now and then even if they aren't the best written or drawn

But of course /co/ will treat this as the worst comic of all time simply because it doesn't pander to them and assume this is just SJW/tumblr-bait and any attempt at discussing it will be met with whiny faggotry of the worst kind

>>68531089
>But of course /co/ will treat this as the worst comic of all time
Actually the reaction is it's dull with a lazy/bad art style

This was funny, ya'll are a bunch of negative nancies

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>>68531089
read the thread and you'll note that the general reaction to it is a solid 'meh, will not add to pull'

The sad part is that if this book fails Marvel will probably blame the character and not the poor writing and art.

>>68529345
Bite it.

>>68529573
Buzzword is a buzzword.

>>68529493
What about some examples in your discourse you lesser minded anon.

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>>68529327

>>68528947
>Eating nuts

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>>68530523
>>68530490

She's supposedly based on pic related, but the art is so shit that you can't tell.

>>68528958
>Free money
Mugging is a lot of work, unlike being a writer.

>>68531604
she looks nothing like her.

>>68531648
Tell that to the artist.

>>68529724
>It just looks so Wacom-tablet-y.
as opposed to what
who do you think makes cintiqs

>>68531688
I think anon means how every tumblrite has a wacom bamboo they use to copy AT's style

there is nothing wrong with them really

>>68529861
It's at least better than Batgirl but it's not great.
The art is eh but the writing isn't fantastic.

>>68531604
That's bullshit

>>68529027
Mewnir. Wont lie, would buy.

>>68528923
Why does everyone have downs?

>>68529027
>that last pannel
just everything about that nig looks wrong

If they don't know anatomy, the least they could do is use references or trace.

>>68531955
Hey guy, don't you criticize the artist's grasp of human anatomy, that's one of her triggers.

>>68531757
there are lots of terrible artists with $5000 cintiqs and there are some great artists that use the cheapest wacom tablets
there isnt that much of a difference between them and having a better tablet wont make you a better artist

>>68529027
I liked the comic, but fuck this page made me mad
Having rules against pets in a dorm is not unjust. Hell, its really fucking justifiable for liability, damage, and just having 100+ kids with pets in one old broken down building
Yes I am autistic

>>68529503
Same writer, Ryan North. It was also in Original Sins: Young Avengers. I guess this is his thing.

>>68528923
I actually enjoyed reading this. Since my last storytime was Spiderverse, that makes this a 1000% improvement.

At least Kraven was amusing.

>>68532016
Well the character is also the type of shithead who says such things as "I will hate you if you dare criticize my taste in decorating, even though we have to share a room with each other".

>Tumblr

>>68531982
>>68531757
>>68531688
>>68529724
What I originally meant was that for better or for worse the comic has that typical sterile tablet-drawn webcomic look, but to avoid confusion with iPads and Nexus 7s and shit - the other kind of tablet - I named a popular brand of stylus-based drawing tablet. I have a Bamboo myself. I wasn't trying to imply shit about one brand over another, chillax.

>>68531212
Why would you just straight lie like that brah.

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>>68529164
This was dreadfull.

>>68532114
I was about to say it was a caricature of a tumblr person who feels the entire world is out to get them when they in fact start most shit themselves, but I think parody gives the writer too much credit. Which would have been a funny twist on the roommate cliche
>>68529503
I assumed that was because it was a cartoon comic
I know mad magazine and nick comics do the mini comic at the bottom thing a lot

>>68529680
Fuck you, Chick Tracts have good art, nice pace the technique behind them is good. And it tells the truth about catholics

>>68530169

"All Ages" doesn't mean you can just say a bunch of bad jokes and that's okay. "All Ages" just means the content isn't explicitly gory, sexual, or political. And "All Ages" are not some answer to adult content. USG is just a comedy and, while it has some funny lines, has bad jokes in it.

Am I the only one who hates songs in comics? if it's not a well known song, i have no idea the tone they're going for and that blows it for me.

>>68532433
Plus this song has no flow. But that is le wacky guirky joke xD

>>68532433
>>68532543
Even without the note at the bottom, if you couldn't figure out that was the Spider-Man theme, gtfo /co/. I don't care if you're 18 now, just gtfo anyway faggots.

>>68532713
I just assumed it was 'All About That Bass'

>>68532713
That's what i tried and it still doesn't work. It's like a child making up a song

>>68528923
Why does Lena Dunhan have a hairlip?

Is this Marvel response to the new Batgirl?

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Well... I liked it.
Hopefully these issues will go on sale, I rarely buy ongoing series these days. $3.99 and all, I wait for the 99c sales and get those. I think it is on the same verge as Adventure Time, and Regular show comics.

>>68532845
That may be the joke. Its an awful covee

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>>68533113
>Its intentionally shit
This has always been a dicey excuse for me; parodying the spiderman theme is already cliche and overdone as fuck

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>>68529533

Really? If this is the worst comic you've ever read, you need to slum through some 90's Liefeld era Marvel. Or if you're feeling extra masochistic, go beyond Liefeld and look at his shitty apprentices like Tom Tenney (pic related). Maybe after seeing a few panels of wrinkly Iron-Man or wrinkly Cap with a wrinkly shield, you'll appreciate different art more.

We're honestly spoiled now. Thousands of artists from all over the world are being discovered and getting the chance to show their stuff. Squirrel Girl might be written horribly, and the faces may look like beaver anus, but at least it's different. Marvel took a chance, and I'm glad they're doing that instead of looking for samey Liefeld ripoffs 20+ years ago. All New Ghost Rider wouldn't exist then, but it does now for the same reason tumblr Squirrel Girl does.

Live and let live. There's something for everyone.

>>68528923
I'll read this with an open mid but damn, I'm ready for a ride.

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imma buy this

>>68533420
> le contributing to the deterioration of cape comics face

let me guess, you're a grill

Eh.

>>68528967
>her super power give her an ginormous butt
Can't complain about that part

>>68529037
Kraven the Hunter came back from his legendary death...just to fight SG. Nice.

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Eh, a little shaky but not bad for a first issue...

The only major drawback I have against this is that Doreen's lips are WAY too exaggerated

Looks like she just got a collagen implant

>>68533651
>He didn't read Scarlet Spider

>>68528967
>The ass was fat

Ok. I'll give this book a shot.

>>68533570
Anon 95% of cape books are shit anyway.

>>68529098

Jesus christ, that art can get even shittier?

>>68529533
this is the worst comic youve ever read.

i hate to use this term but....youre a fucking casual. no other explanation.

>>68529707
carnage axis is literally the only good comic ive ever read with carnage in it.

>>68528967

>complimenting her own lardy ass to the mirror

TUMBLRETTES: THE COMIC

>>68528923

Still better than another Wolverine book

>>68529046

How is that not "Spider-Man's Guide to Supervillains"

Is Memepool this universal now, that we're using him over Spider-Man for the Kraven gag?

man i like this but not enough to buy it in floppy. luckily the tumblr crowd should keep it alive for the long-term so i'll get it in trade

>>68529125

Is this gonna be the theme for this comic? Is Chunkybutter gonna go up to Ultron and explain how all this destroying humanity business is silly and he should just stop?

>>68533293
hm. that's some cool art

I Liked it. The art remind me of webcomics more than anything, but its still pretty enjoyable. And the story is ok for a first issue, so ill give it a chance to passe up later instead of whining like baby right away.

>>68534310
deadpool was the only dude, who hanged out with gla and squirrel girl for years. it's possible that dp gave her some guidebook

for real though I can't stand this comic but tumblr is going to shit itself and buy five copies each, they'll even brave walking into comic stores and letting nerds look-rape them to get this pile of crap

>>68534494
I predict that it will be similar to ms marvel. it will sell shitload digitally. tumblr never seen comic store nor know what it is anyway.

>>68529098
>future where everything is awesome??
>AWESOME
This is where i draw the line. Dropped.

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>>68534426
>luckily the tumblr crowd
10/10

>>68534494
They could just download. Plus they didn't do that for Captain Marvel so this could be more the same

>>68529164
inevitable Galacta cameo intensifies

>>68529992
Different anon here.

I'm not sure that Batgirl deserves to be shit on. Sure, Barbara's characterization has kinda taken a left turn, but it's better than her characterization under Simone. And Babs Tarr's art really surprised me. I was ready to dismiss it as "Tumblr shit", but she knows how to give her art a sense of weight and movement; both necessary for cape comics but sorely lacking in Squirrel Girl.

>>68534575
Oh jesus christ no.

>>68532985
This post doesn't get the credit it's due.

>>68529166
so much of a hate boner they are copying everything about it except making a console game fighter

>>68532985

Because that's Quasimodina exploring xir transexuality, you cis-het shitlord.

>>68533293
>All New Ghost Rider wouldn't exist then, but it does now for the same reason tumblr Squirrel Girl does.
and that's why my reaction to this has been 'well it's a shame it doesn't look or read better' and not FUCK FUCK FUCK AAAAH MARVEL WORST COMPANY EVAR

maybe if it zombies on for a bit there might be a new creative team and it might suck less.

>>68529562
Superior doesn't use Extremis. And I'd say Squirrel Girl is more ruined than Tony by now.

>>68528923
I just realized SQ is missing her eye marks. I knew something was off.

meh

it was okay/10

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>>68529468
>>every single page has commentary at the bottom of it like a webcomic's alt-text

oh

OH

oh god

>>68534575
The only character this writer's dialogue would improve.

>>68534256
>not loving a big fluffy squirrel but
How tho?

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>wake up
>get on /co/
>already threads about nigger power girl, World's End and this piece of trash

God damn it moot just fix /pol/ already

>>68528958
that fucking face

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>>68535271

>blames pol because there aren't happy hugbox jackoff threads about PG, WE and this piece of trash

>>68529174
>>68529329

That sideshave haircut

It's like the universal "crazy bitch" flag

>>68535436
>It's like the universal "crazy bitch" flag

It's like the fedora for crazy bitches except once it's on they can't take it off for months.

>>68528947
> You now have the Spider-Mna theme song stuck in your head for the rest of this issue. YOU'RE WELCOME.
Don't care how the rest of this pans out, I've found my justification for the cost of this issue alone.
GEE THANK YOU, Mister North.

Story is okay, reminds me of Marvel Adventures Spider Man. Could be better, but it's okay for what is supposed to be a joke book.

Art is indescribably bad.

>>68529246
>It's just her tail stuffed inside her pants. So it makes her butt look big.

Doesn't explain why she still has a huge ass in squirrel girl costume. Or why she has saggy, small breasts.

It's like they tried drawing her as ugly as possible.

Alright, quite a bit of the humor fell flat, and some aspects of the art could be improved (I like the style itself though). But overall it wasn't nearly as bad as I expected it to be. Hopefully it gets better.

>>68535474
Oh god he greentexts at the bottom of damn near every page MY EYES CAN'T HANDLE TYPEFACE OF THIS SIZE AND COLOR!

>>68528947

No I fucking don't, you smug cunt, because none of those lyrics are remotely in time to the spider-man them

>>68535400
No I'm blaming /pol/ because those threads immediately dissolve into SJW discussions

>>68529919
>Trouble
>Unfunnies
>Fucking Mar-Ville, arguably the worst, dumbest, most nonsensical comic ever written
>better than anything

This has to be a joke.

>>68530104
IDW comics are great.
Die.

>>68529055
O'Malley tier writing.

>>68529125
>and then Kraven went on to exterminate an ancient and endangered species
Well done SG

>>68529113
Consistent just means talented enough to do it again and again. It's consistently BAD.

>>68535541

Things this comic has ruined

1. squirrel girl

2. webcomic alt-text

3. the spider-man theme song

all on one page

>>68535566

Exactly, you want a circlejerk hugbox frottagefest where everyone tells each other how brave and progressive this and how proud women should be of it and how its great that fat, ugly women can be superheroes too and then everyone sucks down everyone else's cum

>>68533627
>>68533982
Her ass is a lie.
It's mostly just fur.
>tfw the ass was not fat

>>68535268
Because fur doesn't feel good on your dick at all.
Her ass isn't actually big at all.

This would almost be tolerable if SG's face wasn't so fucktarded looking.

>>68530169
>quoting comicvine
this far we have come on the shit ride

/co/ has such low standards, it is no wonder comics are going to shit

They make a web comic tier pandering book and your reaction is meh. This is why they keep appealing to tumblr as you idiots buy it anyway

>>68535826
Does she actually have Down's Syndrome?

>>68529345
Use the tail as a handle.

>>68529585
The artist was going for quirky, and fun, and that plus the stylized face results in a full on Punky effect deformity.

>>68529779
Looking at her design? I'm not looking forward to it.

>>68530015
The more interesting thing is I see obvious false flagged strawmen set up everywhere in the thread.

>>68530417
Dr Mcninja has ComicDB entries now. You don't. If you want to make the shit, make the shit.

>>68532112
Agree. The part where Kraven trolls the fuck out of her is the best part of the book.

>>68533982
The ass is a LIE anon. It's alll PADDING!

>>68534575
Hmm.... that MIGHT be so bad it's good teir.

>>68529037
You know, 'm here andI already see one problem with this.
Even for superhero standards people are fucking blind to not see she is one.

>>68535950
You tried hard to sound tumblr, better than most shit posters. You can have a comment

>>68528996
It's weird, but I'm liking this so far.

>>68536029
No tumblr or attempt at shitposting. Just mildly annoyed that we can't have a thread about the murdered political cartoonists, so I'm a bit snippy today.

>>68528958
That looks like a landwhale in Squirrel Girl costume

>>68530169
>geared more towards all ages

Rated T

>>68529077
>So let's get nuts!
Now I'm invested.

>>68528923
Why does this look like tumblr collaboration?

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>>68529125
Can we get a comic about Kraven hunting down the most rare super powered animals on earth please?

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>>68535889
>>68535826
From the previous threads on this, some art anon noted that the position of her mouth and facial features was very strange on SG.

Pic related is the voice actress for "Punky" The downs syndrome girl..

>>68536199
The author has short hair that is coloured and hipster glasses with a general lesbian look

what do you think?

>>68529134
Nancy is really fucking weird looking...

>>68536204
Kraven would make a fantastic villain for a Pet Avengers series.

>>68529125
Is that...that one friggin whale fro mthe Tick?

>>68534630
Its not Tumblr shit, it's just shit.

Companies don't seem to understand there isn't a male and female/youth demographic, there's nerd and non-nerd ones (taste wise, there's nearly no distinction between female nerds and male nerds), and its night impossible to attract anyone that is not a nerd into the comic scene.

However every five years or so they try, and always get mediocre results.

>>68534630
>>68536339
Bah, it's not really bad, but its clearly an attempt to attract people outside the nerd demographic.

>>68529468
Hopefully it can be used as an alternate form of the citations or editor comments found in comics, especially the older ones. Sadly this doesn't look hopeful with the current issue.

>>68536339
The thing is one or two always work, not because of the appeal to another group they just end up being okay. This is proof to them that their dumb strategy work even though it is a 90% fail rate

It was okay. Quite rough in places, could use better humor, but it wasn't bad.

>>68535688
Instead it seems that this thread is circlejerk for paranoid /pol/acks Like you.

It seems like this book is designed specifically to annoy me. I hated everything about this book. The art is terrible and the writing is "so quirky" webcomic-tier trash.

I seriously couldn't even finish. I stopped a few pages before the end, it was just so terrible and grating. I read this like 10 minutes ago and I'm still livid.

>>68536462
What is quirky to you?

>>68536462
>It seems like this book is designed specifically to annoy me.

It is

The entire point of the book is to appeal to an audience who can only enjoy something to the extent that it pisses off someone like you

They would never admit it to themselves, certainly not in those words, but that is the actual appeal of this comic for the people it appeals to

Why else do you think SG is doing the fat tumblerina version of trollface through the entire book?

>>68529539
it's not, there's just a group of people on /co/ that have decided that anything remotely involving tumblr, women or anything they don't like is sjw

>>68534310
I think the joke is that Deadpool has only secondhand knowledge of most villains and is an unreliable aid.
A Spider-Man's Guide To Supervillains would actually be full of relevant and useful information.

>>68529939
no, but people liking it unironically is something that happens because it's good

>>68529916
I'm kinda the opposite. This wasn't bad, not great, but new Batgirl is meh.

>>68533570
This is better than the last few cape books I read so I'm pretty sure buying this improves the industry

>>68536756
Useful to a general audience, or useful to Spider-Man like a buncha chemistry notes and diagrams for leading people into electrical transformers?

>>68529098
>in her dreams she has comicbook proportions

And they called this feminism

>>68528923
>OH MY GOOOOD, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR FAAAAAACE?

Thank god I don't touch cape shit. That was fucking disgusting.

This was cute. Speaking of Marvel heroines, did anyone read the new issue of Angela? Did it get any better?

I liked it. It was a fun read.
I was not convinced by the art style but it's okay.

I will read the next issue.

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wow this fucking sucks

>>68537354
>>68537207

This. A few cute moments and a couple of chuckles. The art is pretty unpleasant, but I never care much for art either way. Don't care enough either way to seek it out. Maybe I'll read issue two if its storytimed or I notice it in the big Win-O'.

>>68529046
I thought kraven died during scarlett spider- or did I miss something.

That is the ugliest art I have seen in a long time.

>>68536339
>>68536365
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgHNtzxO0y8

>people will pay money for this

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>>68529154
>>68529196
>>68530375
>>68530421
>>68533982
No. Cut that out. Stop pretending like this artist knows what a fat ass looks like. It insults every legitimately fat ass out there.

Even Land might have done better, if for no other reason than he could've traced Kim Kardashian for those pages.

Ya'll niggas need to get some taste.

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>>68529077
I could see this image being useful

>>68529134
>black woman with high, sharp cheekbones
>they made her look fucking scary
lel

>>68537825
>posting that
Nigga it's fake

>>68528996
OH BOY I WONDER IF THIS GUY'LL BE A LOVE INTEREST

>Tall
>Ambigously Brown
>Definitely ethnic but not enough to be threatening

What is with the tumblr crowd and their love of this archetype?

>>68538038
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NriOZ6ofj_Q

Sure is a lot of black people in this comic
>>68529087
Kraven has a nice ass

>>68529037

I laughed at the last panel, and I don't hate the art that much, but this doesn't do much for me.

>all this bile and hatred

It's a fucking comics guys, calm down.

>>68538286
>people are being angry and cynical and bitter on... 4chan?!
I, too, am shocked by this behavior

>>68536461
or sjws like you

ok can we all just agree that this is tumblr: the comic and be done with it?

>>68538328
Each board on 4chan is like an island unto itself with its own subculture, unfortunately other boards have been invading this one.