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>12/13/14 – Attempt at making chicken nuggets ended at the hospital. Long story short, next update will be late.
It's over. Prequel is ded.
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What else is new? TES 6 will be out before it's done.
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>>67949897

Darn it. 3 minutes too late. >>67949952
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I sure hope that it wasn't chicken nuggets you make in a fryer.

Can't think of anything worse that Kazerad could own than a frying machine.
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I called it! I told him, when he was making Meringue with a fucking drill, I TOLD him he was gonna mess himself up cooking one day!
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>>67950023
His cooking skills are beyond a joke at this point.
I'm actually afraid he will get killed.
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Kaz you don't need to lie about hurting yourself
We know the update is late because you're too busy writing endless essays for tumblr
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>>67949897
Shit suck, but let's be realistic, it would have been late anyway.

Unless he now realizes how precious life is and starts caring about real thing that matter, like: "not Prequel" there isn't much of a delay.

That said, if you see this Kaz, please get better and don't go through any life changing epiphanies.
Does anyone have a drawing request that will most likely end in failure?
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>Prequel thread
>No update yet
>No Kaz to talk with
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Remember the previous thread, the Bartender Quest?
Guess what?
putting up all those .gif together was a pain in the ass
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>>67950198
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>>67950123
>don't go through any life changing epiphanies
Unless they're the kind that improves update schedules and cures essay-addictions.
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>>67950212
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>>67950246
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>>67950198
It was a great thread
Do you have the part where she gets the hand to begin with?
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>>67950375
Can't find it, for some reason.

I did a pastebin with all the html codes though:
http://pastebin.com/DdtFResi

"Anon: Corrupt" is the one.
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>>67949897
>Attempt at making chicken nuggets ended at the hospital.

I don't know whether to laugh or be legitimately concerned for his well being.
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>>67950508
The problem is its as likely real as a joke.
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>>67950450
Found this
http://imgur.com/a/40BAw#0
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>>67949897
>Attempt at making chicken nuggets ended at the hospital.
Deepest lore
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>>67950947
He's lucky to be alive
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>>67950947

>Kaz mentions he think Ronnie would get along great with Katia
>Proceeds to become Ronnie

i-is Ronnie going to turn into a catgirl now?
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RIP in peace kazerad
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>>67949897
>Attempt at making chicken nuggets ended at the hospital.
Kaz burned down a hospital.
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>>67950947
Floozy is Katia's replace
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>>67949897
Fucking hell Kaz, we will BUY you food! Stop trying to murder yourself!
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>>67950246
>>67950258
Are these listed as containing errors for anyone else?
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>>67949897
Kazerad
you have to put the oven mitts on your hands before you pull the baking sheet out of the 450 degree oven
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>>67951264
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>>67952201
Based reaver.
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>>67952099
Too fast on the frames. I didn't notice the Cold Replace until the framerate dropped due to unrelated events.
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>>67950375
I think I have it. Started with this. Went to >>67950649
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>>67950649
>>67953226
Then proceeded to this...
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>>67953270
And then there was this. At this point I think the madness now known to us as Bartender Quest began. I'm half certain I am missing some things.
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>>67950258
>>67950246
>>67950236
>>67950223
>>67950212
>>67950198
Thanks babe.
I guess I'll have to fill in for Kaz while he's out, again>>67953270


There's also http://4archive.org/co/thread/67573329#p67577527 and http://imgur.com/a/40BAw#0
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>>67953525
S'alright.
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You exit the tailor's after getting a new /co/ registered trademark memetic tshirt and sidle over to the park to find that lady with the weird shoulder fetish.
You gotta give her a hand
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There's the cunt.
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>>67949897
>Attempt at making chicken nuggets ended at the hospital
You can't make this shit up. Kaz, did you ever take Home Ec at school?!
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>>67954060

I got spooked
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>>67950212
mfw I drew that tobasco picture
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>>67951264

Whomp / Prequel Crossover when?
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You saunter off and proffer her the arm. She seems pretty excited about her arm.
She asks you about your shoulders.
You feel watched.
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>>67954862

when we contact Ronnie and manage to make him visit Kaz to the hospital

oh Ronnie, thou that art in heaven, blessed be thy nuggets
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>>67954912
show her your shoulders.
you owe her that much
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>>67949897
There are so many artists who I wish to end up like that and somehow nothing ever happens to them, just to the ones who don't annoy me.

Why is the Homestuck guy alive?
Why didn't the Five Nights at Freddies guy just spontaniously combusting.
Why isn't Pewdiepie choking while streaming?
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>>67955088
>show her your shoulders. you owe her that much

You explain that if anything, she owes you for getting her arm back.
She interprets this as you asking her to show you her's.

The wanton clacking and snapping of severed limbs is unsettling.
You don't know what wontan means.
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>>67955183
return to your bar.

You've still got a business to run, dammit.
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You ask you you're not into it but she shows you them anyway.
Why is she naked.
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>>67955354

not before finding a guard and notifying the Emperor's finest of the events that transcurred

nobody drinks in this damn town anyways
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>>67955354
It's sunday.
No work on sunday. Other dude takes care of it for you
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This spinoff shit is even more cancerous than what krautchan did. And that means something,
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>>67955693
Well excuse me for looking out for your well-being.

Go ahead and stay with shoulder-lass. It's not like anyone else is going to give you a second glance.
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>>67955734

at least it's funny.
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>>67955736
>>67955408
>not before finding a guard and notifying the Emperor's finest of the events that transcurred
You go up and greet a rough looking dude in armour to tell him about all this bullshit that happened last night.
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>>67956043
luckily, he sees the warning on your shirt before you can do any damage
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>>67956158
The guard notices that this is probably a bad situation.
That other cat is covered in blood and crawling around the trees, the weird shoulder fetish girl is horny again and there's that khajiit bartender guy with a t shirt full of warning.

You'll probably report this to something.
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ask brother Martin at the temple for counceling
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>>67956791
>ask brother Martin at the temple for counceling
The guard seems dishevelled.
He requests you find magic fantasy jesus.
akatosh or some bullshit
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you think it's time to educate a motherfucker.
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>>67957248
Oh yeah, get all "onus probandi" on his ass
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>Oh yeah, get all "onus probandi" on his ass
hell yeah
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Hey where's your wife in all this?
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There it is.
Eyes on the prize. And the tail.
And the ass.

it's your mission.
it's your destiny
it's your life.
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>>67950063
Wait, what?

I have the cooking sensibility of a recently crushed possum and even I haven't done that.
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>>67958963

just j-j-jam it in
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>>67950063
>With a fucking drill
Kaz...
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>>67958963
Compare his to yours, first. Why do you want it?
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>>67957248
>"Excuse me, but have you heard the bad news?"
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>>67959370
>Compare his to yours, first. Why do you want it?
You sneak up on them. They are having an intense theological debate and the guard is a little snoozy so you can check his tail out stealthily.

This is the tail that he STOLE from you. It is yours by birth
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>>67960075

device clever distraction
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>>67960075
Have a forceful makeout with the female
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>>67960075
make a distraction so you can grab the tail
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scrublord is dead

post sadcat
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>>67959363
He didn't have a proper mixer so he taped a whisk to a powerdrill

there were no survivors
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>>67952109
Is that seriously Kaz's stove?
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>>67963434
Yeah, he had an accident a few months ago.
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>>67963434
>>67963600
>>67949897

There is such a thing just giving up, especially when it ends you up in the hospital.

Jumping off roofs for example. Just because it didn't work so good the first time it can be considered a good reason to not do that again.
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WE TOLD YOU ABOUT COOKING BRO

WE WARNED YOU DOG
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Well fuck my asshole.
I discovered Prequel because of 4chan, was reading that shit religiously for like 2 weeks, then found myself without anymore Sad cat to read about.
Last update was 2 weeks ago. So, this what Hell must feel like.
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>>67963848
>2 weeks

Wait till Kaz hits 2 months again.
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>>67963848
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>>67963848
There's always fanart
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>>67964011
Indeed, always fanart. This is by PlagueOfGripes. Lovely artist, that one. Uploaded a day after I finished reading all the comics.
Anyone every get that feeling that once you first hear or discover something, you start noticing it more? That's some cray cray shit.
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>>67964140
Yeah, he also posted a Youtube video of his process for said drawing. Pic related is a guide ... I think kaz made it? I'm not sure.

Plague's a great guy. These threads are usually much more interesting.

Maybe Kaz will be able to use internet at his hospital so we can all laugh / get-well-soon at him
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Might as well

Kat that I drew in pixiv
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>>67965146
That actually looks pretty good

Wish I could draw
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>>67965170
stack of paper + drawing utencil of your choice
then draw and don't stop till you get gud

also thanks
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>>67965270
Still working on the git gud part. Not being a defeatist, it's just drawing doesn't come as naturally to me.

I still lurk the drawthreads and do stupid shit sometimes. Hoping to get a drawing tablet with xmas money though. I'd offer to draw something but I am collapsing from fatigue as we speak.

Rock on.
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>>67963848
Read TES lore it's more interesting and often times more whacky
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>>67965146

I see that Kat's dough has risen. I'm alright with it.
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>>67965364
Some lorefag please explain?
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>>67966905
Lorkhan (the red guy, basically Satan) got the eight divines to help him create Mundus (the material realm). Magnus (the bearded guy in the picture) realized that Mundus was basically a god trap and decided to go back to Aetherius by ripping a hole in Mundus and leaving. That hole is the sun .
Other et'Ada decided to follow suit and the holes in to Aetherius they left are the stars.
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>>67965364
Where can I find more of such things?
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>>67965364
this is... surprisingly accurate.
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>>67968256

Lorkhan wasn't the devil or evil at all, he was just angsty.
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>>67968494
well either way, they still killed the shit out of him before they left.
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Clearly some kind of divine entity is against Kazerad making his cat-comic.
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>>67970045

clearly, his treatment of cats has offended an ancient deity.
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>>67969322
>eric memes
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>>67970045

kaz pls tell us you're okay
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>>67949897
By the nine...
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>12/14/14 – Now I have the flu.

THAT'S WHY YOU DON'T GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL
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>>67971409
At least he didn't get ebola

r-right guys?
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>>67971688
>Kaz's cooking disaster masked the internal bleeding from Ebola
>Dies before Katia gets laid
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>>67972164
Katia a shit ton of sex. She's called a slutcat for a reason, anon.
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>>67972246
Getting laid isn't the same thing as having sex. There's a significant difference.
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KAZ WHERE ARE YOU?

TELL US YOU AREN'T DEAD
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>>67972378
he's alive
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>>67972378
Im a doctor that works for the Hospital Kaz is staying in
He's still in surgery
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>>67972667
I'm a nurse also working at that hospital. Whatever he has, it's terminal.
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>>67972704
Well he's always terminally late
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>>67972704
I'm one of the hospital's cleaning ladies
He left a huge bloody mess and I'm not british
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im with the CDC and if anyone sees the person you call Kaz I suggest calling the authorities locking yourself in your room and arm yourself with whatever you can find
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Everyone, lend Kaz your energy.
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>>67972803
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Hello I'm some fuck that Kaz has on skype that he forced into coming here to confirm that he is indeed not dead. I can confirm that he indeed sliced his thumb open on a can of chicken with which he was trying to make nuggets.

He actually purchased and attempted to use canned chicken, so at least I feel he got what he deserved here.

He is sick and can barely remain conscious at the moment.

Pic Related
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>>67972803
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>67972879
So he can post to his website but not /co/?
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>>67972879

stiches might stop the bleeding but his dignity will never cease to hemorrage
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>>67963229
>He didn't have a proper mixer so he taped a whisk to a powerdrill


Kaz you fucking dolt
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>>67972929
In his weakened state, He could catch cancer from here
Its better this way
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By Azura by Azura by Azura!
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>>67972879
>he indeed sliced his thumb open on a can of chicken with which he was trying to make nuggets.
Jesus.

I can only imagine what else could have gone wrong if that sharp can wasn't there to save him.
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>>67972929
Guess it might be a problem from a phone, when you're slowly bleeding to death.
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I just slaughtered all Kvatch survivors and Quil-Weave as sacrifice
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>>67972879
>using canned chicken
Kaz needs to have ebola and the plague only then can he trully understand the nature of his sin
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>>67972879
If you're still here, right hand or left hand?
Oh, and tell him that we're kinda worried.
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>>67972879
>thank
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>>67972879
I'm worried about Kazerad, you guys.

I think we should Kaz-proof his apartment. Cover all sharp corners with foam, remove all knives, forks, and ovens, close his tumblr account, etc.
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>>67973057
We should just hire him a personal chef
he would never have to risk his life trying to feed himself ever again
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>>67972879
>He actually purchased and attempted to use canned chicken
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>>67973084
I'll do it I was an assistant chef for a international cruise ship and was the head chef of some resturants on indonesia, malaysia and philippines
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>>67972929
>Open website
>Add a few lines telling everyone what's going on, more or less

vs

>Enter 4chan
>Find the thread
>Write a whole essay-post answering everyone in the thread on whatever "serious" questions they have
>Add a pic you've just drawn, or find a good one from your folder
>Fight the captcha to death ?
>Say you're leaving but stay, just a little more, because someone asked you something and you feel compelled to answer
>All this with the flu
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>>67972879
>mfw americans actually go to the hospital for something minor as a sliced thumb
just put some ice and betadine and you'll be fine
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>>67973143
All that on a mobile too
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>>67973057
I used to work for a company that retard proofed homes and institutions.
Basically like child proofing, except extreme.
I'm afraid even the toughest measures wouldn't be enough to shelter Kaz from his cooking "ventures"
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>>67973171
Somebody needs to wife the guy
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>>67973199
I sell wives from eastern european to asians
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>>67973199
He's gay AFAIK.

So Mission impossible.
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Did Kaz learn how to cook from watching moe anime or something?
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>>67973241
Someone needs to husband that guy
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>>67973258
i think he learned to cook while watching stalingrad and band of brothers
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>>67973125
Can we trust you?
We need to be sure that Kaz's chef is trustworthy and won't off him
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>>67973160
>americans go to the hospital for something minor
Weird. How does the health system work there?

I mean, EU has free healthcare, so people can go to the hospital for anything. Muricans have to pay, I think? Going for something minor would be discouraged if that means money and looking back at the tumblr post on Frosath, he's the type who hoards all the items because "what if I need them later on?"
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>>67973160

last time i had a cut bad enough to take to the hospital i had accidentally punched a glass lamp which shattered, a shard flayed my middle knuckle and disconnected a few nerves.
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>>67973298
i'll only do it only if he pays me in my own personal katia porn flash
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>>67973284
Everyone here is NEETs though.
Kaz needs someone who can take are of daily business, so he can fully concentrate on stupid tumblr fights, and possible occasional updates.
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>>67973327
>tfw it'll never happen

;_;
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>>67973344

he already lives with his mom, what else can we do?
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>>67973318
I dont know im not an american but last time i visited the place, I witnessed someone slip on the sidewalk after which a police car firetruck and an ambulance rushed in a scene

call me crazy but isnt that a little overzelous?
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>>67973421
Depends, if the report of how slippery it is were exaggerated, then the firefighters has to respond to make sure the paramedics can treat and transport the injured patient away without slipping themselves.
Also many firetrucks are equipped with a babbys first defibrillator nowadays in some European countries, and often they arrive faster than paramedics and police.
The police responded to make sure it wasn't slippery due to neglect, if it's private property that's accessible for the public then it has to be safe to walk on without slipping..
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>>67973421
I think you're misunderstanding something. It's not HOW you get injured that determines the response, it's how injured you ARE. You could trip on a rock and knock yourself unconscious if you fall the right way, it's not always minor.

Kaz could very well have cut himself deep enough that he needed stitches, band aids won't stop deep tissue bleeding.
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>>67973160
First and only time I've been to a hospital was when I bit off a piece of my tongue and got it reatached. All other scarring is home-healed.
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>>67973498
the guy just slipped on his own shoelaces
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>>67973508
>band aids won't stop deep tissue bleeding

That's what super glue is for.
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>>67973548
whoever called for help might've not known that.
shit operates on a "better safe than sorry" principle.
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>>67973556

super glue + duct tape = 21st century medicine
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>>67973039
I can confirm that it was not his drawing hand.
Also he just has a bad flu, he is laid up in bed, guzzling flu medicine that looks far too much like sperm to be comforting.
He did in fact open a vid call on his phone while he was in the hospital, and I can confirm that though he was wearing a hospital mask, from what I saw, he's hella cute. Take this information and do with it what you will.

Pic once again related.
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>>67973636
>teaching kaz to buy frozen chicken
you fool thats like giving iran some uranium
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>>67973636
Just tell him to buy chikky nuggs

You can't hurt yourself with chikky nuggs
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What is the least dangerous food to make?
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>>67973698
I don't know, he might try and swallow them whole.
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Kaz is always so reasonable and thinks things out so well, what in the living fuck compels him to cook like a toddler???
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>>67973750
water
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>>67973750
PB&J?
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>>67973750
An IV drip

it's the only way
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>>67973750
Bread
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I want everyone to stop an think about this. Katia is a better cook than Kaz is.
>>67973772
>implying he wouldn't find a way to drown in a glass of water
>>67973786
that requires a knife to spread it
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>>67973766

cooking requires spatial awareness, observation skills and timing

Kaz is just some nerd, i bet he likes books
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>>67973788
>kas tries to set up an IV
>misses the vein
>does the stupid thing and sweeps the needle around
>damages some nerves
>repositions the needle
>blows a vein
>finally gets it in
>it's facing the wrong way
it's a bad idea
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>>67973750
photosynthesis
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>>67973808
He can get too creative with bread
bad Idea
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>>67973750
What about salad?
pre cut lettuce of course
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>>67973951
DON'T give Kaz a knife
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Could we get Kaz soylent?
how bad could that be?
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I think we know what he needs hanging on his wall right now
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>>67974048
>teeny tiny legs
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>>67949897
So the prophesy was true. Womp will be the undoing of all great webcomics, and then, Armageddon.
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#Pray4Kaz
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>>67963229
>>67950063
Credit where credit's due, you gotta respect someone who's that resourceful
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>>67974253
he really wanted that meringue
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>>67949897
Prequel has turned into yet another webcomic that I check maybe twice a year for updates.
Like Lackadaisycats, or GWtBW.
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>>67974359
I'm mostly just in it for the threads, you guys are great.
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>>67952201
LIBERATE TUTAME EX INFERNIS!
Spoiler that shit, some people need eyes where they're going!
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>>67973871
He'll burn himself
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>>67963848
He averages like 3 months between updates.
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>>67972879
>a can of chicken

I love Kaz's work, but I agree, using canned chicken he deserves to suffer.
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>>67950150
How does he even do this shit?
I can't even fathom the logistics of failing to boil an egg.
>>
So this Kaz fucking himself up in the kitchen thing is clearly a joke that he uses in place of coming up with a real excuse as to why he isn't updating his slutcat comic.
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>>67975136

SHUN THE NON-BELIEVER!
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>>67975228
I'm too fucking autistic to play along, I'm sorry.
I'll stop now.
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>>67975228
How fucking old is that video now

Jesus
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>>67975228
shuuuun
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>>67975228
>>67975292
>children who where born when that video came out can now legally browse 4chan
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>>67975459
No they can't.
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>>67975459
>mfw my bones are starting to ache
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>>67975459
wait what?
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>>67960075
Since Kaz's replace is MiA, I gave it a shot.

>>67960342
>>67961923
How are you to device a distraction when the only thing you have is the fur on your body (and quite a bit of blood sticking to said fur)? You don't have that much ingenuity!
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>>67972879
>a can of chicken
>canned chicken
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>>67975548
wash off blood
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>>67973636
Well, at least he didn't stab his hand.
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>>67975548
Distract the lady with your magnificent shoulders while they're not looking and knock her on the head
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>>67975548
Take branch from the bush and throw it.
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>>67975548
Make a paper aeroplane out of leaves and throw it at them.
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>>67975548
throw the stained bad news tshirt at them that I forgot to draw in my panels!
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>>67949897
>Running mascara

Why would a catgirl wear mascara? How could she even afford mascara? Does mascara even exist in the Elder Scrolls universe?
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>>67975962

it's not mascara, Katia's tears are just dark from all the toxic chemicals in her hoe body.
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>>67975645
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>>67976203

ommicient imperial guards notice you stealing property from that push

prepare for cruel battle
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>>67976203
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM! YOU VIOLATED THE LAW!
NOW PAY THE COURT A FINE OR SERVE YOUR SENTENCE!
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Why not buy an air fryer you stupid cunt
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>>67972879
>He is sick and can barely remain conscious at the moment.

Did he sliced open his entire fucking arm?

The fuck man? I get vasovagal syncope for blood, and it isn't as bad as this.
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>>67976203

welcome back scrub!
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>>67976242
>>67976412
oh shit
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>>67976833
>guard:
collapse with asthma
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>>67976833

blame it on the other guy, all khajiit look the same
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>>67976833
call upon mighty Anne Mari-I mean Sheogorath!
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to be continued...
potentially by someone else
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>>67977388
I might when my tablet unfucks itself.
and do you have a way i can contact you?
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>>67977581
you can contact me via this shitty lizard themed tumblr http://rawrunes.tumblr.com/ better modes of communication can be arranged there
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>>67977837
oh yeah you're the guy with the lizards
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>>67977837
>Lizard
>Not newt

Also, now I wonder if there's some Floozy themed tumblr around
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I want to cuddle with katia
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>>67975541
>mfw my arms are spaghetti
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>>67978228
>mfw there's vomit on my sweater already
>mom's spaghetti
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>>67978228
>>67978266
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3HErOOaAfs
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>>67978084
I wanted to make her pop up after a certain time spend on the site, but was too lazy in the end.
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Disgraceful to true kahjiit
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hawt
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>>67976454
I think it's more the flu and less the cut.
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>>67979183
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>>67976412
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_2Jduxc2P8
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What's a really good graphics mod for Oblivion?
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>>67981133
playing Skyrim
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Ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni
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>>67981133
HGEC female body replacer
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>>67975575
AMURICA
LAND OF THE FREE
HOME OF THE BRAVE
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Is prequel Kaz's autobiography?
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>>67981888
no, ...........we are...
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>>67981133

http://www.somethingfornobody.com/wiki/index.php?title=Oblivion
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>>67981953
He has cancer!?
Seriously what
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>>67981953
woah m8
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mmmm rocks
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>>67972879
>making nuggets out of canned chicken
what

Kaz stop

Just gay marry one of us and we'll cook for you.
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>>67982202

i kinda want to touch her teeth

they're probably pretty sharp but they look so weakly attached i feel like i could pull one off pretty easily
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>>67975575
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>>67982374
you need a better fetish
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>>67982411

oh jeez i was looking for this one

This will be our Prequel update for the night, everyone. I want you to stare at this gif REAL HARD and imagine Katia in it somewhere.
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>>67982411
ahhhhhhhhh
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>>67982374
haha
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>>67982470

oh come on, i'm sure they'll grow back
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>>67982597
not your fingers

but in all truthfulness your fetish a shit
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>>67950091
this
i thin kaz is horrified at how fucking stupid and manipulative/easy to manipulate tumblr is, and is trying to reason with them

he does not understand these people are not and never will be reasonable
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>>67982674
>anon becomes a dentist for the sole purpose of pulling teeth for sexual pleasure

dear god
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>>67982766
It's literally like trying to reason with a conscious mob mentality or a pissed off hive-mind
>>
Cathay Katia when?
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>>67983069
Literally Steve Martin
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>>67983115
fuck cathay, give me a Pahmar Katia any day
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>>67983144
>not Senche
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>>67983115

why are all these pictures always so innacurate

the only difference between Ohmes and Ohmes-raht is the height, Ohmes should be the size of a Bosmer while the Ohmes Raht should be the size of a Human, the Suthay-raht should be the size of a Human and only slightly shorter than the Cathay

and why is that Alfiq the size of a rat
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>>67983130

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOtMizMQ6oM

>Kazerad's song
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>>67983177
I want to snuggle, not get crushed D:

Senche's look like the size of rhinos
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>>67982229
>Kaz will never marry you
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>>67982229
He can also plain old marry one of us.
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>>67984079
>>67984046

too bad he's only into Argonians
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>>67983467
Alfiq Katia?
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>>67984046
Is it bad that I'm legitimately sad about this
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>>67984117
Nice~
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>>67984117
What about Newts?
>>
When the hell is kaz going to get better?

He'd love all this weird shit
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>>67984209
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>>67984209
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>>67984308
>>67984209
>>67984131
>>67983177
>>67983144
>>67983115
Pahman is best mar

speaking of mar

where's ch'mar been?
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>>67984359

i've been wondering that for a while, i have so many saved up cheetah pics to show him
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>>67984401
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>>67984359
you'll never snuggle Pahmar Katia
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>>67984401
>tfw cheetas are super sociable and really nice big cats
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>>67984401
>>67984653
>you will never hug a cheetah
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>>67984604
>>67984747
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>>67984776
>tfw cheetas are more loyal and lovable than actual housecats
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>>67984776
that licking has gotta hurt like a bitch
it's bad enough when my moderately-sized housecat does it
like rubbing sandpaper all over your face
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>>67984852
>housecat licks
>painful
unless it's a super sensitive spot it just tickles
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>>67984604
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>>67984926

c'me here
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They're also extremely nervous, probably because of their shallow genetic pool. Some zoos give them companion animals to help keep them happy.
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>>67984926
I kek'ed
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>>67984967
do we have a single back view of Katia's head?
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>>67984926
why does Katia have balls
>>
>>67985021
sshhh, just let it happen
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>>67985036
b-but I poop from there
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>>67984747
>tfw I have hugged a cheetah
It's actually not all that great. Their fur is very dense and their muscles are hard, so it's a bit like hugging a warm, mossy statue.
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>>67985106
That's really disappointing.
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>>67985106
Sounds good to me.
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>>67985055
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>>67985055
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>>67985106
how did you get to hug a cheetah?
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>>67985117
>>67985149
O-okay
>>
:3
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>>67985106

have you hugged any other large animals?
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>>67984604
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>>67985208
Now what are you going to do with 3 colons?

>>67985229
not him but I've hugged a black bear, dozens of snakes, and uh... that's about it.

I've punched more animals in the face than I've hugged.
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>>67985258
Are you saxton hale, by chance?

>>67985252
n-not again
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>>67985289
Not even close, it just ends up happening.
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>>67985252
oh god, now i;m thinking of that cougar /k/ommando

pretty much he was on /k/ and talked about fingering a cougar he had because his dick was too big
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>>67985322
Damn. I thought I had saved that thread, but it turns out I just saved the opposite one
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>>67985252
pomf =3
>>
>>67985382

can't believe my post is in there
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>>67985382
best kek today

/k/ a magical place, and just think. Cat fucker could be posting with us right now
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>>67985382
I wonder if his parents ever found out he was still alive
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>>67985229
I have also hugged a tiger, a liger, a panther, a fox, a deer, a baby black bear, and a sea turtle. Also a couple monkeys, but that was more they hugged me. Most of the big cats were at a zoo that let you take pictures with the animals. The cheetah was a tame one keep by my tour guide on a trip to Nairobi. The bear was in a shelter, the fox was a pet (mostly), and the deer was just really chill. The turtle was the obligatorily "Snorkeling in the Bahamas" moment.
Now that I think about it, I've hugged a lot of shit.
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>>67985713

naw man, the dude was traumatized for real, not at all into anything freaky, seemed like a good guy though. The rest of the thread isn't in that cap.

>>67985927

i would like to know more.
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>>67985948
>i would like to know more.
There's not much more to know. It's not like I got some kind of cosmic wisdom from hugging shit. Only thing I learned is to never let monkeys touch you. I let one climb up onto my shoulder, it hugged my head, it was adorable, next thing I know it's humping my ear and one of his friends stole my lunch.
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>>67986014
>>67986014
Around macaques
Never relax
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>>67986014

but how do they feel, man?
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yess
>>
I've worked with animals before. Best huggers are lynx cats. The fur is crazy.
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>>67986061
Well, the fox felt pretty much like a dog, except it smelled worse. The bear was much fluffier than expected, but that's probably because it was a baby and the shelter had cleaned him up. The tiger was odd. Kind of dense but still yielding, kind of coarse but not rough, a bit oily. The panther felt just like my cat, except more and thicker. The deer had really short hair, barely counted as fur at all. I'm not sure it was healthy, between that and actually letting me touch it. Monkeys were wirey little fuckers.
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>>67985229
OH HELL NO!
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>>67986159
Aw yiss.
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>>67984747
I dunno. ...You might.
Even though my local zoo is super small they have small enclosures specifically for interacting with exotic animals like lemurs, snakes, monkeys, and one of them was like a baby tiger or lynx or something. You can find cool interactive programs at most larger aquariams/zoos/aviaries. It's really adorable and I recommend looking into it yourself.
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>>67986207
damn cougars
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>>67986207

Let me in, John. I only want to cuddle.

John, let me in.
>>
I think I killed Quil-Weave with a poisoned apple on accident
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>>67986194
You should write a book.

>Identifying Hugs: A Complete Guide on the Feeling of Hugs Around the World
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>>67986414
I would pay money for that.
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>>67986414
be sure to create your own vocabulary like wine tasters so that you can describe things without really saying anything at all

>the hug of the Three toed Sloth has an oaky "round" feel to it reminiscent of the Tapir or Common Hog
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>>67986291
aw shit
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>>67986210
>a mod glances at this thread and slowly starts to salivate, mouse hovering over the delete button
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>>67986986
Well basically none of it is on topic so he can go right ahead. Whatever he needs to get off.
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>>67987035
>prequel no update thread
>having a topic
it's a glorified general and anyone pretending otherwise needs to get a visit from Floozy
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>>67963179
Back then, I could't wait to get to the part where Katia helps QW to deal with her homosexuality, cementing their friendship forever.

Today, I don't think the story will ever get to that with this pace.
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>>67987154
u fockin wot m8
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>>67987216
What's so hard to understand about that?
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>>67987216
I think he means that it doesn't seem like the story is going anywhere because we've been in the same half week in Kvatch for TWO YEARS
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>>67987154
>deal with

Like hooking her up with Casta?
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>>67987360
Helping her admit it or accept that part of herself.
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>>67987360
or like how some people 'deal with' a cat in heat
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>>67987390
She openly used her gaydar in the first night side story and she flat out told Katia when they shared Quill's bed. I don't think she's in denial.
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>>67987526
>be Katia
>lose literally all sexual inhibitions when the slightest bit drunk
>has canonically fucked dragons and skeletons
>ADAMANTLY against vagina

Kaz why you gotta be like that :(
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>>67987579
it's gaydar, not bisexualdar
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>>67987611
she's stated several times before that she would never even consider lezzing out
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>>67987579
Well, I don't understand it, myself. But I've read about this thing called "Heterosexuality" where some people are only attracted to one sex, and it's the one they're not. A bizarre occurrence.
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>>67987683
I think you missed the point of the post
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What was the story with the Khajiit who lived by himself in the lighthouse in Solitude? He never seemed to leave and if you broke in he would just get pissed. I like to think there was at least some character depth there given other NPCs talk about him.
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Someone post the image of the anon making a cat and lizard kiss.
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>>67987747
What's your point then? That she should boink QW even though she has no sexual desire to?

I'm not saying that it's unrealistic to preform sexual favors for friends that you're not necessarily into, but I can say with some authority that it can be awkward. Especially if one or more parties have been drinking.
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Ok /co/, legitimate question: who do you think would win in a brawl (drunken or sober) between tigra, cheetah, and Katia?
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>>67987793
This it?
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>>67987838
So, A magical feline lycanthrope who fights crime, A hyper-speedy criminal who's respected among the ranks of a criminal secret society, or a telekinetic, depressed, and alcoholic transient who wields a mean tree branch according to one elderly redguard?

...Katia all the way.
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>>67987838
AFAIK, Cheetah has the highest Power Level so probably her.
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>>67987882
This nigga knows his shit.
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Depends. How many cat puns can we unleash at once?
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>>67988888
Quints answered for you
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>>67984273
>see filename
>click on image
>mfw
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>>67989040
Quints pretty huge. I'd give explodey immolation a running chance for Katia to win
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>>67984776
Strangely erotic.
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>>67984776
>That groin to groin proximity
I've never had a fearboner before, but I think I'd have one in that situation
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>>67989528
>Anon can't stay at the zoo forever we need to go
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>>67987390
Or perhaps help her get over her homosexuality and turn straight?
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>>67987390
What you fap to isn't canon.
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>>67989589
Nigga what?
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>>67989688
You heard me, you can cure homosexuality.
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>>67989932
As a dude browsing 4chan at 8am in bed next to his sleeping boyfriend (Who's body I did unspeakable and unholy things to mere hours ago) I voice my disagreement.

Besides, She lit up on her own gaydar, So it kills the theory that she can't douse out bisexuals if she, herself, fucks dudes.

Then again, It was never said that she was physically intimate with her friend from Chorrol. It depicts her as Homoromantic, But that has limited implications. She very well COULD still pine for the touch of a lizard man's cold, scaly pecs while exchanging post-coital gross lizard breath with her hunk of were-alligator beefcake. It's best to just not assume anything, While writing trashy fan fiction about everything. That's how everyone wins.
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>>67973636
>I can confirm that it was not his drawing hand.
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>>67990043

ingame, Quil's book are famous for having a shitload of romance and raunchy sex(apart from murder) IIRC. It's not a stretch that she's tried everything under the sun due to her "method".

she's also supposed to be really old, maybe her attitude towards Casta implies she's only recently decided she bats for the other team.
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>>67991144
There's a point that I hadn't thought of. According to the age slider in TES4's character creation argonian females take a red tone to the facial scales with age. I've never known an older person without a sorted tale of self exploration to NOT tell. A night out drinking with my own grandfather left my libido stunted for weeks, in fact.

However, I want to draw into question her research methods. Unless every possible hero of kvatch is an arcane prodigy with the ability to claim the magic powers of artifacts, Even the rare ones that focus on zero magic schools, There's something up with her inspection of the doomstone. Literally only touching them seems to invoke their magic in the games. Unless the tie is the player's fate or the oblivion crisis activated them, She should have been able to prove her theory wrong with little effort.
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>>67987816
My point is that bisexualism seems like the mildest sex act Katia would consider given what she IS willing to do while drunk, and that Kaz is just fucking with shippers
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>>67968475
I have tons of them
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>>67991367
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>>67991384
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>>67991336

to be fair, Katia has a negative outlook of any kind of sex out of shame and regret as long as she's sober. Stress probably takes it's toll on her too.

if her life evened out and she actually managed to settle down, it would still take a long time for her to start having a sex drive again.

>>67991329

i think it's just the hero being a special snowflake, why don't you ever see anyone draining power from ayleid wells?
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>>67991395
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>>67991405
true, I forgot about the whole realistic sexual trauma thing
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>>67991418
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>>67991442
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>>67991449
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>>67991482
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>>67991497
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>>67991502
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>>67991509
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>>67991493
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...Where do I put my credit card and shipping information?
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Katia dakimakura when?

Pls Kaz add to merchandise
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>>67991523
Just post it right here in the thread.
We'll take care of everything else.
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>>67991518
my brain hurts
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>>67973636
We should send him a lifetime supply of catfood
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>>67991555
it's not complicated
Humanity is fucked so in timeline 1 Pelinal is sent to timeline 2
In timeline 2 humanity is well and makes two empires and all that and eventually Tiber Septim and his two broes make second Empire, but due to multiple metaphysical fuck ups and mainly Numidium timeline 3 happens
In timeline 3 all of the Three people are one person, God Talos and he CHIMs shit around and stuff like that

There are more Dragonbreaks in past like Marukhati Dragonbreak and more stuff has changed but those are the key things
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>>67991590
I hope you mean dry, otherwise he'd cut his jugular on a can somehow.
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>>67991649

he would choke on the pellets
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>>67981212
He wants an upgrade anon.
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Katia is now alfiq
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>>67992144
Nope. Katia is now ohmes.
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>>67992238
that is extremely unsettling
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>>67992238

she looks like the adoring fan now
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>>67992238
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Kazerad here. I completely beheaded myself with a souffle.

I'm dead now.

Expect some minor delays.
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>>67993209
>implying im not a necropimp
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What the fuck is canned chicken?
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>>67994622
You know how fish comes in a can? Chicken can too.
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>>67994622
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as barren as the thread was, he pushes on. "Perhaps Kazerad will try to find a thread when he gets better!" he reasons as he bumps once again. It has become a habit, really, enforced only by a fear of the unknown. Would he be able to face life without the option of fuzzy cat discussion? Perhaps, but this was a choice he would rather not make. The window open, he has a moment to ponder his words. Perhaps he should contribute? Goodness no. The stock photo grandpa of lies and deceit had cemented in his mind that if he were to raise a thread for a purpose he should be prepared to carry that purpose to its end. The thread needed a subject of discussion, a scrublad drawing or lore discussion to keep it alive, not whatever half-assed post I come up with. bumping is clearly the best option. Perhaps someone else will come along and propel the thread to its inevitable end? As he writes his thought process out he comes to realize something profound about the interaction of unknown people over the vast gulf of this world. But lo, behold! an anon appears to have spoken during his contemplations! Some trite comment already made through the course of the thread... and here I was afraid of disrupting some "natural flow." What a fool I am, and indeed any who claims to know the proper way for us to act on an anonymous image-board. The culture, content, and habits forthwith are not calculatable through some social technique but generated at random through the blending of a thousand souls. Truly it is humbling to see.
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You didn't even post the good one.
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>>67994714
You better tell me it's chicken filet in some sauce in a can, otherwise it would be fucking disgusting.
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>>67984273
Better version
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>>67977388
OH SHIT
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>>67991653
There's always those pre-measured sachets of the wet stuff.
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>>67994740
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRBO9HaGq7E
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>>67995675
he'll choke on the bag for mysterious reasons.
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C R I T I C A L H I T
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>>67996042

loot unconscious guard
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>>67996042
now steal his stuff
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>>67996042
T a ke his tail
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>>67996042
steal his arm
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>>67996042
Steal him
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>>67996042
steal his soul
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>>67992238
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>>67996042
Hug him