>12/13/14 – Attempt at making chicken nuggets ended at the hospital. Long story short, next update will be late.
It's over. Prequel is ded.
Shit suck, but let's be realistic, it would have been late anyway.
Unless he now realizes how precious life is and starts caring about real thing that matter, like: "not Prequel" there isn't much of a delay.
That said, if you see this Kaz, please get better and don't go through any life changing epiphanies.
Does anyone have a drawing request that will most likely end in failure?
>No update yet
No Kaz to talk with
Remember the previous thread, the Bartender Quest?
putting up all those .gif together was a pain in the ass
>Attempt at making chicken nuggets ended at the hospital.
Fucking hell Kaz, we will BUY you food! Stop trying to murder yourself!
I think I have it. Started with this. Went to >>67950649
And then there was this. At this point I think the madness now known to us as Bartender Quest began. I'm half certain I am missing some things.
I guess I'll have to fill in for Kaz while he's out, again>>67953270
There's also http://4archive.org/co/thread/67573329#p67577527 and http://imgur.com/a/40BAw#0
You exit the tailor's after getting a new /co/ registered trademark memetic tshirt and sidle over to the park to find that lady with the weird shoulder fetish.
You gotta give her a hand
>Attempt at making chicken nuggets ended at the hospital
You can't make this shit up. Kaz, did you ever take Home Ec at school?!
You saunter off and proffer her the arm. She seems pretty excited about her arm.
She asks you about your shoulders.
You feel watched.
show her your shoulders.
you owe her that much
There are so many artists who I wish to end up like that and somehow nothing ever happens to them, just to the ones who don't annoy me.
Why is the Homestuck guy alive?
Why didn't the Five Nights at Freddies guy just spontaniously combusting.
Why isn't Pewdiepie choking while streaming?
>show her your shoulders. you owe her that much
You explain that if anything, she owes you for getting her arm back.
She interprets this as you asking her to show you her's.
The wanton clacking and snapping of severed limbs is unsettling.
You don't know what wontan means.
You ask you you're not into it but she shows you them anyway.
Why is she naked.
No work on sunday. Other dude takes care of it for you
>not before finding a guard and notifying the Emperor's finest of the events that transcurred
You go up and greet a rough looking dude in armour to tell him about all this bullshit that happened last night.
The guard notices that this is probably a bad situation.
That other cat is covered in blood and crawling around the trees, the weird shoulder fetish girl is horny again and there's that khajiit bartender guy with a t shirt full of warning.
You'll probably report this to something.
>ask brother Martin at the temple for counceling
The guard seems dishevelled.
He requests you find magic fantasy jesus.
akatosh or some bullshit
There it is.
Eyes on the prize. And the tail.
And the ass.
it's your mission.
it's your destiny
it's your life.
>Compare his to yours, first. Why do you want it?
You sneak up on them. They are having an intense theological debate and the guard is a little snoozy so you can check his tail out stealthily.
This is the tail that he STOLE from you. It is yours by birth
scrublord is dead
There is such a thing just giving up, especially when it ends you up in the hospital.
Jumping off roofs for example. Just because it didn't work so good the first time it can be considered a good reason to not do that again.
Well fuck my asshole.
I discovered Prequel because of 4chan, was reading that shit religiously for like 2 weeks, then found myself without anymore Sad cat to read about.
Last update was 2 weeks ago. So, this what Hell must feel like.
Indeed, always fanart. This is by PlagueOfGripes. Lovely artist, that one. Uploaded a day after I finished reading all the comics.
Anyone every get that feeling that once you first hear or discover something, you start noticing it more? That's some cray cray shit.
Yeah, he also posted a Youtube video of his process for said drawing. Pic related is a guide ... I think kaz made it? I'm not sure.
Plague's a great guy. These threads are usually much more interesting.
Maybe Kaz will be able to use internet at his hospital so we can all laugh / get-well-soon at him
Might as well
Kat that I drew in pixiv
Still working on the git gud part. Not being a defeatist, it's just drawing doesn't come as naturally to me.
I still lurk the drawthreads and do stupid shit sometimes. Hoping to get a drawing tablet with xmas money though. I'd offer to draw something but I am collapsing from fatigue as we speak.
Read TES lore it's more interesting and often times more whacky
Lorkhan (the red guy, basically Satan) got the eight divines to help him create Mundus (the material realm). Magnus (the bearded guy in the picture) realized that Mundus was basically a god trap and decided to go back to Aetherius by ripping a hole in Mundus and leaving. That hole is the sun .
Other et'Ada decided to follow suit and the holes in to Aetherius they left are the stars.
Clearly some kind of divine entity is against Kazerad making his cat-comic.
At least he didn't get ebola
>Kaz's cooking disaster masked the internal bleeding from Ebola
>Dies before Katia gets laid
Hello I'm some fuck that Kaz has on skype that he forced into coming here to confirm that he is indeed not dead. I can confirm that he indeed sliced his thumb open on a can of chicken with which he was trying to make nuggets.
He actually purchased and attempted to use canned chicken, so at least I feel he got what he deserved here.
He is sick and can barely remain conscious at the moment.
>He didn't have a proper mixer so he taped a whisk to a powerdrill
Kaz you fucking dolt
>he indeed sliced his thumb open on a can of chicken with which he was trying to make nuggets.
I can only imagine what else could have gone wrong if that sharp can wasn't there to save him.
I'm worried about Kazerad, you guys.
I think we should Kaz-proof his apartment. Cover all sharp corners with foam, remove all knives, forks, and ovens, close his tumblr account, etc.
>He actually purchased and attempted to use canned chicken
>Add a few lines telling everyone what's going on, more or less
>Find the thread
>Write a whole essay-post answering everyone in the thread on whatever "serious" questions they have
>Add a pic you've just drawn, or find a good one from your folder
>Fight the captcha to death
>Say you're leaving but stay, just a little more, because someone asked you something and you feel compelled to answer
>All this with the flu
>mfw americans actually go to the hospital for something minor as a sliced thumb
just put some ice and betadine and you'll be fine
I used to work for a company that retard proofed homes and institutions.
Basically like child proofing, except extreme.
I'm afraid even the toughest measures wouldn't be enough to shelter Kaz from his cooking "ventures"
>americans go to the hospital for something minor
Weird. How does the health system work there?
I mean, EU has free healthcare, so people can go to the hospital for anything. Muricans have to pay, I think? Going for something minor would be discouraged if that means money
and looking back at the tumblr post on Frosath, he's the type who hoards all the items because "what if I need them later on?"
I dont know im not an american but last time i visited the place, I witnessed someone slip on the sidewalk after which a police car firetruck and an ambulance rushed in a scene
call me crazy but isnt that a little overzelous?
Depends, if the report of how slippery it is were exaggerated, then the firefighters has to respond to make sure the paramedics can treat and transport the injured patient away without slipping themselves.
Also many firetrucks are equipped with a babbys first defibrillator nowadays in some European countries, and often they arrive faster than paramedics and police.
The police responded to make sure it wasn't slippery due to neglect, if it's private property that's accessible for the public then it has to be safe to walk on without slipping..
I think you're misunderstanding something. It's not HOW you get injured that determines the response, it's how injured you ARE. You could trip on a rock and knock yourself unconscious if you fall the right way, it's not always minor.
Kaz could very well have cut himself deep enough that he needed stitches, band aids won't stop deep tissue bleeding.
>band aids won't stop deep tissue bleeding
That's what super glue is for.
I can confirm that it was not his drawing hand.
Also he just has a bad flu, he is laid up in bed, guzzling flu medicine that looks far too much like sperm to be comforting.
He did in fact open a vid call on his phone while he was in the hospital, and I can confirm that though he was wearing a hospital mask, from what I saw, he's hella cute. Take this information and do with it what you will.
Pic once again related.
I want everyone to stop an think about this. Katia is a better cook than Kaz is.
>implying he wouldn't find a way to drown in a glass of water
that requires a knife to spread it
>kas tries to set up an IV
>misses the vein
>does the stupid thing and sweeps the needle around
>damages some nerves
>repositions the needle
>blows a vein
>finally gets it in
>it's facing the wrong way
it's a bad idea
I think we know what he needs hanging on his wall right now
Credit where credit's due, you gotta respect someone who's that resourceful
I'm too fucking autistic to play along, I'm sorry.
I'll stop now.
>children who where born when that video came out can now legally browse 4chan
Since Kaz's replace is MiA, I gave it a shot.
How are you to device a distraction when the only thing you have is the fur on your body (and quite a bit of blood sticking to said fur)? You don't have that much ingenuity!
>a can of chicken
Why would a catgirl wear mascara? How could she even afford mascara? Does mascara even exist in the Elder Scrolls universe?
i thin kaz is horrified at how fucking stupid and manipulative/easy to manipulate tumblr is, and is trying to reason with them
he does not understand these people are not and never will be reasonable
Literally Steve Martin
why are all these pictures always so innacurate
the only difference between Ohmes and Ohmes-raht is the height, Ohmes should be the size of a Bosmer while the Ohmes Raht should be the size of a Human, the Suthay-raht should be the size of a Human and only slightly shorter than the Cathay
and why is that Alfiq the size of a rat
i've been wondering that for a while, i have so many saved up cheetah pics to show him
They're also extremely nervous, probably because of their shallow genetic pool. Some zoos give them companion animals to help keep them happy.
have you hugged any other large animals?
Now what are you going to do with 3 colons?
not him but I've hugged a black bear, dozens of snakes, and uh... that's about it.
I've punched more animals in the face than I've hugged.
Damn. I thought I had saved that thread, but it turns out I just saved the
I have also hugged a tiger, a liger, a panther, a fox, a deer, a baby black bear, and a sea turtle. Also a couple monkeys, but that was more they hugged me. Most of the big cats were at a zoo that let you take pictures with the animals. The cheetah was a tame one keep by my tour guide on a trip to Nairobi. The bear was in a shelter, the fox was a pet (mostly), and the deer was just really chill. The turtle was the obligatorily "Snorkeling in the Bahamas" moment.
Now that I think about it, I've hugged a lot of shit.
naw man, the dude was traumatized for real, not at all into anything freaky, seemed like a good guy though. The rest of the thread isn't in that cap.
i would like to know more.
>i would like to know more.
There's not much more to know. It's not like I got some kind of cosmic wisdom from hugging shit. Only thing I learned is to never let monkeys touch you. I let one climb up onto my shoulder, it hugged my head, it was adorable, next thing I know it's humping my ear and one of his friends stole my lunch.
Well, the fox felt pretty much like a dog, except it smelled worse. The bear was much fluffier than expected, but that's probably because it was a baby and the shelter had cleaned him up. The tiger was odd. Kind of dense but still yielding, kind of coarse but not rough, a bit oily. The panther felt just like my cat, except more and thicker. The deer had really short hair, barely counted as fur at all. I'm not sure it was healthy, between that and actually letting me touch it. Monkeys were wirey little fuckers.
I dunno. ...You might.
Even though my local zoo is super small they have small enclosures specifically for interacting with exotic animals like lemurs, snakes, monkeys, and one of them was like a baby tiger or lynx or something. You can find cool interactive programs at most larger aquariams/zoos/aviaries. It's really adorable and I recommend looking into it yourself.
Let me in, John. I only want to cuddle.
John, let me in.
be sure to create your own vocabulary like wine tasters so that you can describe things without really saying anything at all
>the hug of the Three toed Sloth has an oaky "round" feel to it reminiscent of the Tapir or Common Hog
Back then, I could't wait to get to the part where Katia helps QW to deal with her homosexuality, cementing their friendship forever.
Today, I don't think the story will ever get to that with this pace.
>lose literally all sexual inhibitions when the slightest bit drunk
>has canonically fucked dragons and skeletons
>ADAMANTLY against vagina
Kaz why you gotta be like that :(
Well, I don't understand it, myself. But I've read about this thing called "Heterosexuality" where some people are only attracted to one sex, and it's the one they're not. A bizarre occurrence.
What was the story with the Khajiit who lived by himself in the lighthouse in Solitude? He never seemed to leave and if you broke in he would just get pissed. I like to think there was at least some character depth there given other NPCs talk about him.
What's your point then? That she should boink QW even though she has no sexual desire to?
I'm not saying that it's unrealistic to preform sexual favors for friends that you're not necessarily into, but I can say with some authority that it can be awkward. Especially if one or more parties have been drinking.
So, A magical feline lycanthrope who fights crime, A hyper-speedy criminal who's respected among the ranks of a criminal secret society, or a telekinetic, depressed, and alcoholic transient who wields a mean tree branch according to one elderly redguard?
...Katia all the way.
>click on image
>That groin to groin proximity
I've never had a fearboner before, but I think I'd have one in that situation
As a dude browsing 4chan at 8am in bed next to his sleeping boyfriend (Who's body I did unspeakable and unholy things to mere hours ago) I voice my disagreement.
Besides, She lit up on her own gaydar, So it kills the theory that she can't douse out bisexuals if she, herself, fucks dudes.
Then again, It was never said that she was physically intimate with her friend from Chorrol. It depicts her as Homoromantic, But that has limited implications. She very well COULD still pine for the touch of a lizard man's cold, scaly pecs while exchanging post-coital gross lizard breath with her hunk of were-alligator beefcake. It's best to just not assume anything, While writing trashy fan fiction about everything. That's how everyone wins.
>I can confirm that it was not his drawing hand.
ingame, Quil's book are famous for having a shitload of romance and raunchy sex(apart from murder) IIRC. It's not a stretch that she's tried everything under the sun due to her "method".
she's also supposed to be really old, maybe her attitude towards Casta implies she's only recently decided she bats for the other team.
There's a point that I hadn't thought of. According to the age slider in TES4's character creation argonian females take a red tone to the facial scales with age. I've never known an older person without a sorted tale of self exploration to NOT tell. A night out drinking with my own grandfather left my libido stunted for weeks, in fact.
However, I want to draw into question her research methods. Unless every possible hero of kvatch is an arcane prodigy with the ability to claim the magic powers of artifacts, Even the rare ones that focus on zero magic schools, There's something up with her inspection of the doomstone. Literally only touching them seems to invoke their magic in the games. Unless the tie is the player's fate or the oblivion crisis activated them, She should have been able to prove her theory wrong with little effort.
to be fair, Katia has a negative outlook of any kind of sex out of shame and regret as long as she's sober. Stress probably takes it's toll on her too.
if her life evened out and she actually managed to settle down, it would still take a long time for her to start having a sex drive again.
i think it's just the hero being a special snowflake, why don't you ever see anyone draining power from ayleid wells?
We should send him a lifetime supply of catfood
it's not complicated
Humanity is fucked so in timeline 1 Pelinal is sent to timeline 2
In timeline 2 humanity is well and makes two empires and all that and eventually Tiber Septim and his two broes make second Empire, but due to multiple metaphysical fuck ups and mainly Numidium timeline 3 happens
In timeline 3 all of the Three people are one person, God Talos and he CHIMs shit around and stuff like that
There are more Dragonbreaks in past like Marukhati Dragonbreak and more stuff has changed but those are the key things
as barren as the thread was, he pushes on. "Perhaps Kazerad will try to find a thread when he gets better!" he reasons as he bumps once again. It has become a habit, really, enforced only by a fear of the unknown. Would he be able to face life without the option of fuzzy cat discussion? Perhaps, but this was a choice he would rather not make. The window open, he has a moment to ponder his words. Perhaps he should contribute? Goodness no. The stock photo grandpa of lies and deceit had cemented in his mind that if he were to raise a thread for a purpose he should be prepared to carry that purpose to its end. The thread needed a subject of discussion, a scrublad drawing or lore discussion to keep it alive, not whatever half-assed post I come up with. bumping is clearly the best option. Perhaps someone else will come along and propel the thread to its inevitable end? As he writes his thought process out he comes to realize something profound about the interaction of unknown people over the vast gulf of this world. But lo, behold! an anon appears to have spoken during his contemplations! Some trite comment already made through the course of the thread... and here I was afraid of disrupting some "natural flow." What a fool I am, and indeed any who claims to know the proper way for us to act on an anonymous image-board. The culture, content, and habits forthwith are not calculatable through some social technique but generated at random through the blending of a thousand souls. Truly it is humbling to see.
There's always those pre-measured sachets of the wet stuff.