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Describe your sex life with a Spongebob quote

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Describe your sex life with a Spongebob quote
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Imagination!
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>>67837087
"N" is for NO SURVIVORS!
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>Frustrated dolphin chatter
>Seals oinking
>FOGHORN
>Seagulls screeching
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Who you callin' Pinhead?
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Are you feeling it now, Mr. Krabs?
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>>67837087
how bout a screencap, OP?
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>>67837122

U is for you and me
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Oh, boy! Three AM!
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Oh I'm feeeeeelin' it alright. You wanna know what I'm feeeeeelin'?
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>>67837219
F is for friends who do things together~

(and F is for friendzone, in which you'll linger and die.)
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FIRMLY GRASP IT!
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Big.

Meaty.

CLAWS
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Is this the part where we start kicking?
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FIRMLY GRA >>67837242 Damn it!
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"Nothing"
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At least I'm safe inside my mind
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Chocolate
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Don't be intimidated, Squidward. Just picture him in his underwear... Oh, no, he's hot!
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Tartar sauce!
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Why must every eleven minutes of my life be filled with misery?
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Oh boy! 3 A.M.!
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>when you lose your virginity
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>>67837249
>>67837258
Yes good.
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GARY! I was just looking for the... SPORTS channel.
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>>67837286
you're about 3 minutes early, there, chief
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>>67837287
Y-yeah right. When.
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SOILED IT
SOILED IT
SOILED IT
SOILED IT
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>>67837324
SQUIDWARD, the toilet's backed up again!
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What I learned in boating school is
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It's an ALASKAN BULL WORM!
It's big, scary, and pink!
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>Excuse me, sir, but we've received reports of a dying animal on the premises
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You can't do that to me! I went to college!
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The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma
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Am I a pretty girl?
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>>67837087
CHOCOLATE!!!
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>SB quote thread
>30+ posts
>no itallian bull worm
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The gang's all here.
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I AM NOW GOING TO ASSAULT YOUR MIND WITH SUBLIMINAL MESSAGES
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>>67837116
Underrated post.
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I'm a dirty boy..
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Her name is Mystery
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>>67837087
I'm ready
I'm ready
I'm ready
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more like, belongs in the trash
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>>67837366
>Italian
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MY LEG!
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SpongeBob: We’re not doing so well, Patrick. We need a new approach, a new tactic.

Patrick: Umm, I got it. Let’s get naked!
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CHOCOLATE
As in it doesn't exist and I make up for it by eating copious amounts of chocolate.
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AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE LEE!
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>No PELVIC THRUST
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And so passes another sleepless night
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Choclaaaaate! CHOCLAAAAATE!
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We are not cavemans, we have technology
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Thank *thpppt* you!
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I don't need it.
I don't need it.
I definitely don't need it...

I NEEEEEEEEED IT
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EEEVVIIILLLLLL
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>>67837087

Look at it! Look at it! I WANT YOU TO LOOK AT IT!!!
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>>67837087
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You're good! You're good! You're good! You're good! You're good!
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>>67839011
>LOUD SCRAPING NOISE
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>>67839032
Aaand stop!
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>>67837087
Bee boo boo bop?

Boo boo beep bop?
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Uuuugh I can explain
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HOMINAHOMINAHOMINAHOMINAHOMINAHOMINA
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I can almost taste it
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Take it easy, it's just a drawing.
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Knock each others brains out...
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoOy4_F2a44
how bout a clip
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>im ready!
>im ready!
>im ready!
>im ready!
>*sigh* but i am not ready
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You know, I've been serving you this stuff for years and I don't even know what it tastes like.
*stretches out tongue*
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>>67837087
UHHH... I CAN EXPLAIN.
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ALOOOONE ALONE ALONE ALONE ALONE ALONE
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COME, DO POSES WITH ME!
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FUTUUUUUURRRE
FUUUUUUTUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRE
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>"what's wrong with you people, can't look ugly in the face?!"
>"WELL LOOK AT IT! LOOK AT IT!"
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>>67837087
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Bring it around town! Bring it around town...
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>>67839896
Bravo
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>>67837203
"Hey man that's not cool"
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Hey buddy, I warmed it up for ya
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Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets
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TECHNIQUE
TECHNIQUE
TECHNIQUE
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When in doubt, pinky out.
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>>67837087
Ravioli Raviloi
Give me the Formiloi
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>>67837087
One. Eternity. Lay-ter.
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Blankity Blank Blank
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>>67839896
Fucking thread
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Remember licking Doorknobs is illegal on other planets.
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Oh my poor old heart
>alternatively
SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT!
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HURRY UP MARY AND RUB THIS CHOCOLATE ON ME!
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Look Gary, doubloons! Don't drop them!
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>>67837087
"Not the way I use them!"
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>>67837087
THE WALLS OOZE GREEN SLIME?!?
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Who are those two hideous creatures of the dark?
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FLOOR IT?
OKAY FLOOR IT!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sd2Q6Fagemg
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Have fun inside!
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IT'S THE DIRTY BUBBLE!
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I hope the audience brings lots of... IBUPROFEN.
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>>67837087
KRAKA-TOWER!
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>>67843085
GET IT OFF ME GET IT OFF ME GET IT OFF ME GET IT OFF ME GET IT OFF ME GET IT OFF ME GET IT OFF ME GET IT OFF ME GET IT OFF ME GET IT OFF ME GET IT OFF ME GET IT OFF ME GET IT OFF ME GET IT OFF ME GET IT OFF ME GET IT OFF ME GET IT OFF ME GET IT OFF ME
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>Spongebob quotes
>Simpsons filenames

How I tell when a user here is of low culture.
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>>67839896
I hate you
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Can you feel it Mr Krabs?
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Some roast beef
Some chicken
A pizza

Fat bitches
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>>67843452
>4 new posts
The door is that-a-way.

>>67843643
If you have to explain it, it's not funny.
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Why Didja eat snailpo?
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So, how long have you two ladies known each other?
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>>67843660
I didn't
that's why it's spoilered

>"I thought I had him with the Foxy Grandpa"
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Debauchery!
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OP have a clip
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GX0v1Ryj68
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I was head chef on the SS Diarrhea
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TIME TO SWITCH TO MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE.
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>>67837230

I'm really feeling it!
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>>67843783
"I knew I should've gone for the Turbo"
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When that pie goes up to bat, I mean, hits his lower intestine... boom! Pie stands or penis in erection
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>>67843660
>complains
>doesn't contribute

Well first you take your leg and stick in in the air, and then you take the other one and jam it right up there.
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>>67839896
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Living in the sunlight
Loving in the moonlight
having a wonderful time!
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AND NOW, GIANT PILES OF BUBBLE GUM? OH, WHAT'S NEXT?
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HA HA! It's even funnier the second time!
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>My friend's in there
>Congratulations
>It's his first time on his own
>Once again, congratulations
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>he kept us waiting for a bubble?!
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>I'll see you all in therapy
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im David Hasselhoff
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And for the ladies: HAIRY
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>>67837087
Nobody must know the mystery of the secret box, not even... Squidward's House.
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It'll be just like a sleep over! Only we'll be sweaty and covered with grease!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vq6WTm23bZI
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>Hooray, Gary! Were finally huge!
>Meow.
>Huh? Wait a minute! Oh no!
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I HATED IT
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AND NOW HERE COMES A GIANT FIST
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>hey patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24
>let me hear it
>25
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A little shaky on the entry

But just look at that form!
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You've got it set to M for mini when it should be set to W for Wumbo
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>>67837605
He said scary, not hairy.
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I DEFY YOU HEART MAN!
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A little shaky on the entry, BUT JUST LOOK AT THAT FORM!
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That's an easy one. You just... uh, let's see, if it's January... with vanilla pudding... uhhh... Pass?
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>>67837608
Underrated post.
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STILL NO PICKLES
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>>67837087
"i stubbed my toe last week, While watering my spice garden, and I'll have you know I only cried for 20mins"
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>>67845016
>>67844872
Strawberry cone with a chocolate dip mind
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April Fools! You little sausage!
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First go like this, spin around. Stop! Double take three times: one, two, three. Theeeen PELVIC THRUST! Whoooo! Whooooooo! Stop on your right foot, DON'T FORGET IT! Now its time to bring it around town. Bring-it-a-round-town. Then you do this, then this, and this, and that, and-this-and-that-and-this-and-that, and then...
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>>67845056
kek
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Your dumb Pretty Patties turned my face purple!
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And say hello to Used Napkin.
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Hello young lady. Is your mother home?
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I don't need it.... I don't need it.... I definitely, definitely don't need it....

I NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED IT
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>>67844364
Fucking brilliant.
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Now i'm a jerk and everybody loves me!
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First it'll go to your thighs.... then you'll explode!
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>>67843452
>Bunch of people having fun
>UGH YOU PEOPLE AREN'T SERIOUS ENOUGH
Fuck off.
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Ooh, ye old mistletoe! And you know what that means! Alright, who wants to kiss Patchy? Come on, now!
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Crabs is a.... *Dolphin Noise*
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>>67837203
That's /a/ sex life
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>>67839896
Look at all that warm, toasty, fur!
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PATRICK NEEDS LOVE TOO!
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Next, you must acquire a taste for freeform jazz.
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>>67837087
Sometimes, but not...recently.
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I hope my horrible ugliness won't be a distraction to you.
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>>67845092
10/10
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who wants to lick my cheeks
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>The Pioneers used to ride these babies for miles
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>>67837087
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>>67845092
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NOT INSERTIVE
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ARE YOU READY KIDS?!
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>>67845132
>Something you never hear from a woman on the topic of sex.
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Why do I always get the nuts?
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Wow! That was the worst thing I've ever tasted!

*gasp*
All these crazy shenanigans made me late for work!
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I'M ALREADY HALFWAY THERE
HALFWAY THERE
HALFWAY THERE
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EEEEEEEEEVIIIIIIIIL!
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>>67844264
10/10
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We've been smeckledorfed!
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He only wanted you for the cookie in your pants!
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>>67846322
Kek'd
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Don't touch me, I'm sterile
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>Dude, put that away, there are, like, children here!
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>>67842627
Underrated
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Well, at least I stil have my personality...
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>>67837087
Water would be nice...
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If I was a mom, this would be kinda shocking
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>>67844492
>That Greek voice acting
Christ, the dubbers really don't give a shit there
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PORQUOI
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So much later that the old narrator got tired of waiting and they had to hire a new one.
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Look...the gang's all here...
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Where's the leak, ma'am?
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Here lies Squidward's hopes and dreams
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I don't need it....I don't need it.....I definitely don't need it....


IIIIIIII NEEEED IT
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Wait, wait, don't squirt! Please, you've got to spare me. I've got picture day today.
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MEME YO HABBA DABBA
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Rock...Bottom.
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you could land an airplane on one of those things...
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>>67842741
Underrated post
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I don't need it
I don't need it
I don't need it
...
I!
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!
IIIIIIIIIIIIT!
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At least I'm safe inside my mind.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoOy4_F2a44
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It's not about the boot, it's about the booty
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"ESCALATORS!
ESCALATORS!
ESCALATORS!
Eeeeeeeelllllllls."
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TAX EXEMPTION
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Where's the leak ma'am?
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ALASKAN BULLWORM!
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Are you just gonna stand there, mouth agape, or are you gonna give these people what they ordered?
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SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET SWEEEEEEET VICTORYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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>>67839896
fucking lost it.
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>The dark deed you have requested has been done
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>>67846742
>>
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>>67839896
Is this the only quote that refers to that?
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>>67843452
God I hate this Dexters mom faggot. Just fucking end it
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whats for dinner puff mama? chili?
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I don't watch Spongebob.

That's a pretty reasonable quote that relates to my sex life.
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I'm ugly and I'm proud!
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DOESN'T ANYBODY KNOW HOW TO TIE A KNOT?!?!!?!?!?
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Once, there was an ugly barnacle, he was so ugly that everyone died. The end.
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At least I'm safe inside my mind...
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>Dubloons!
>Don't drop 'em!
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Oh I know! How about Mouthful of Clams day?
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>>67837087
I'M UGLY AND I'M PROUD!
I'M UGLY AND I'M PROUD!!
I'M UGLY AND I'M PROUD!!!
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April Fools!
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>Living in the sunlight, loving in the moonlight, having a wonderful tiiiiiiime
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"Try asking again"
"Can I have something to eat?"

..."no"
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WITH NAILS
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>>67845022
little close to home for me
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>>67839896
Glorious.
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>we should try something different.
>Let's get naked!
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>>67851185
Who doesn't take their clothes off at all when having sex anyway?
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>>67851253
A: that's the joke.
B: People who are in a hurry, having lazy sex, self-conscious about their belly fat, screwing somewhere they shouldn't be, so they might need to look decent in a hurry, and/or have some sort of clothes fetish.

Take your pick.
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ARE YA READY KIDS?!?!?!?!
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>>67848782
Oh my god, fucking kek
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>>67851536
No. What makes me curious is that there could be a person in this world who doesn't take off any of their clothes off their body when they fuck.
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>>67851586
That's a bit more rare, but consider places like a bathroom stall or an unheated cabin. Anything more than unzip, pump, and dump is a poor choice.
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We're selling chocolate, is your mother home ?
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Not ripped pants, pants ripped off!
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Why, I can name three right of the bat!
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everybody's gone. Even Sandy. She'd rather hang out with Larry!
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Krabs is a *Dolphin noise*
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>>67839896
like a true /co/marade
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>>67837688
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It tastes so good, I think I'll eat it again!
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He. Was. Number. One!
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The maniac is in the mailbox!
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>>67852136
Sounds more like moot's sex life
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>>67844937
ha
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>>67837395
I agree. Have a brown girl.
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Too bad that didn't kill me.
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>>67854428

More please
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It's not tainted meat, it's painted meat!
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>Or what, I'll explode?
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>>67854541
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>>67854832
>Worse, it'll go right to your thighs!
>Then you'll explode!
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>>67854849

Thanks

Give me a sec, gonna post my folder.
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>>67854849
>>67854989

http://postimg.org/gallery/2kp26k94y/70801e9d/

NSFW, mostly brown/dark skinned
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>>67854889
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>>67852112
what is it with tumblr and making everything a fucking gif
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>>67837087
ALONE ALONE ALONE
ALOONE
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>>67839896
this guy.
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>>67855186
This is the best screencap I've ever seen on /co/
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>>67854849
Tyrese, who turned you into a woman? And can they do it to more people?
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Then, Pelvic Thrust


WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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>>67839896
Screen cap plz.
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IIIIIIIIIIIIII DIDN'T!
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>>67851545

How did it take this long and how has no one responded to this.
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>Pretending to die... NOOOOOOOOoooo.
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MY NAME'S. NOT. RIIIIIICCK!!!
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>>67856633
How's this look?
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It's all about finger strength, baby.
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>>67844829
I assuming you meant it like it's funny because you're 25 and still a virgin.

I'm close and sad
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>>67837404
>italian
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>>67837268
is that the mysterious banjo hobo dog from invasion of the body snatchers
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>>67858341
Don't even start.
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JUST CALL ME DADDY
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It's big and valuable
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>>67837087
I'll fake my way through this just like I did in high school!
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I don't get it
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One more accident like that and you'll end up like that poor fellow over there, in the iron butt
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Neptune's preserver!
How long can she stay like that?
I don't know!
Sandy's a girl?
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>>67859533
Oh you slut anon.
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THE MAGIC CONCH!!!!! WOOLOOLOOLOOO
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Good thing I've still got this pickle!
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"So much later that the old narrator got tired of waiting and they had to hire a new one."
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>>67859533

Oh man, it itches
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>>67859476
Underrated post
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>>67837087
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>>67839896
/a/non here. I feel ya.
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>>67852880

Except the women moot dates are cuckolding him like the beta he is.
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>>67837087
THIS IS AN EXTREME THIRST
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>>67860488
>implying thats true
fuck off and take your rumors with you, moot is a swell guy
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>And then the walls would OOZE GREEN SLIME!?
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>>67837087
>I don't need it...
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>>67860545
Fuck off back to fixing /pol/, moot. They're getting everywhere without their containment.
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>"I said 'ASSERTIVE', not 'INSERTIVE'."
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>>67851586
son i lost my virginity fully clothed believe it or not

i was wearing pajamas and i just pulled it out the hole
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>>67860774
I mean at all.
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Oh well, I guess I’m not wearing any pants today!
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Woo! Shake it! Shake it! Yeah! Shake that bubble butt, yeah!
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Stupid inflatable pants!
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BRING IT AROUND TOOOOWN BRING IT ARROOUUUND TOOOWN!
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Will you please stop leaving your undergarments on my front lawn?
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>>67837451
Dead.
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>>67845842
Audibly snorted.
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wanna see me do it again?
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It's free!
*heavy breathing*
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I wumbo, you wumbo, he-she-me wumbo.
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Welcome to the Salty Spitoon.
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“It’s a vast swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure. Let it fill your senses with cascading fluffy pillows of excitement, and comfort, as you’ve never felt before.”
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>>67859533

>You saw what happened and next time it won't just be my butt, it'll be my armpit or forehead!
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>>67862288
>Or your other armpit
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>>67844872
AND TOASTED ALMONDS THATS UNEXPECTED
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>>67851536
>>67851253
I like having sex while partially clothed
It's a weird fetish of mine. Maybe it's the friction
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50% sea

50% weed
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The red mist is coming.
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If I was a mother, this would be shocking.
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>>67868301

JUST CALL ME DADDY
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>>67837087
where's my drink?!
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>we paid nine dollars for this?
>I paid ten
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