Sir, various /co/ characters are here to tryout for the part of you.
Excebl- Exebele- Exeb- Exebl- eh, re- Really great.
Daaaaaaaah the toothpicks have come a'knockin and we're all feeling fine.
I'M THE BEST AT WHAT I DO
AND WHAT I DO IS EXCELLENT, BUB
TURBO-TASTIC, I mean, Excellent, Hoo hoo!
Like, good job, or something. I don't know. Should I be firing someone right now? I feel like I someone should be fired.
EXCELLENT. EXCELLENT I TELL YOU.
NOW WHERE ARE MY PICTURES OF SPIDER-MAN!?
My God, the resemblance is uncanny! Smithers! Get me that young man's name!
Mr. Burns, that's not a man. That's a giant chicken, sir.
Preposterous! He stepped up on that stage and performed, did he not? That man is no chicken. He's our Montgomery Burns!
No, sir, you misunderstand me. That is literally a giant chicken. Gallus gallus domesticus.
Oh, you're just upset I wouldn't let you audition. Now quit your prattling, Smithers! Fetch me that man's name, I don't see him on the audition list.
You mean he's from the Domexican Republic? I thought that bee fellow was-
Wait, If you're trying to say my movie will be a "Turkey" then to hell with you!
When it arrived it just walked in, pecked at the floor until it found some corn someone dropped on the floor, meandered on stage and then then pooped all over it! Why am I the only one who noticed all this?!
Pshaw, You'd say the same thing if Milton Berle or Gabby Hayes were here. Where are they, Smithers? I wanted to cast them as my parents.
I'm sorry about Smithers here, I suppose his prescription must be a tad out of date. Young man, what is your name?
Who kidnapped our promising leading man candidate and replaced him with a large rooster?
Buck Mckaw! Now that's the name of a man who's going places! Smithers send the rest of these useless actors home, I've found my Burns!
Oh, so I'm an ass am I? How dare you? HANG YOUR HEAD IN SHAME