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>>65511827
Is this about him leaving the internet?
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>>65511827
Is there more after this?
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>>65511987
that's it for now
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>We went to college!
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>>65511798
>earmarks are conservative Christian values
this is a great line, not because it's at all true but because it perfectly represents the futility of attempts to profile people who troll anything anywhere
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>>65511987
Apparently not.
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>>65511798
>>65511804

monkey-woman looks suspiciously like the sameface creation of somebody I dislike
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>>65512078
is that someone aaron diez?
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what is that monkey girl thing?
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>>65511827
>I'm a navy seal, ya know
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>>65512100

Speak of the devil and he appears.
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>>65511798
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>>65511827
Aaron Diaz has been avoiding social media for almost a month now. Glorious times are these.
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>>65512121
>tfw I wrote that copypasta in late 2008/early 2009 anonymously on another website and it's taken off to this level but since I wrote it anonymously and the site I originally posted it to died and the original posting was lost I can never truly claim credit or prove that I wrote it
I did really write it. You don't have to believe me, after all I can't prove it, but I wrote that one as well as a few other copypastas of a similar subject matter that are less popular but still being circulated to this day.
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>>65511798
I am not saying that webcomic can't be funny, but i think it would work better without direct references. In any case, it is hit and miss most of the times.
>>65512205
I don't believe you but whatever.
What website was that?
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>>65512245
Operatorchan. I wrote it in the computer lab of my dorm in my freshman year of college, I remember it like it was yesterday.
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>>65512205
Even if you had definitive proof, I still wouldn't care.
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>>65512205
I know that feel.

An edit of an OC I drew years ago is now a banner on 4chan.

No proof whatsoever, nobody would care anyway, but it makes me feel like I made a scratch on the surface of popular culture at large and that makes me feel good.
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>>65512106
You know how Aaron likes drawing Kimiko all the time?
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>>65512205
What other pasta did you write?
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>>65511798
this isn't going to be all references, all the time, right?
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>>65512349
Dude, the comic is based off of Tumblr feminisim and hypocracy, it has to be refererential.
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>>65512349
>This comic that exists as commentary on existing webcomics isn't going to reference existing webcomics all the time is it?
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>>65512444
I was hoping for more subtlety? I'm not saying it's bad, but that's what I got when the dude making the comic came here.
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>>65512592
>>I was hoping for more subtlety?
The first like fifty comics was about a Kate Leath stand-in called "Princess Highground".
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So is the point of this comic to be a shitty strawman comic, but the strawman wins?
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>>65512342
I want to know that too, I always repect a well written copypasta
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>>65512691
the point it is you don't defeat trolls by feeding them.
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>>65512205
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>>65512106
Aaron Diaz waifu.
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>>65513172
This is the dumbest, most self congratulatory comic I've ever seen.

The only reason any of you pay attention to it is because it hates on comics you guys hate but read anyways.
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>>65515295
It exists to annoy people I don't like, and they seem to take offence at it, which is justification enough for its existence.

You're acting like offending and upsetting self-righteous idiots isn't both enjoyable and hilarious.
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Is there any porn yet?
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>>65515409
I just wants to know his favourite zen pencil comic.
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I feel this is no longer relevant since Diaz committed suicide.
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>>65515601
sauce
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>>65515655

I'm not telling this story again!

Yes I will though.

>Diaz draws pin up art of his waifu, rants about how it's empowering to women because reasons.
>Tumblr girls makes comic poking fun at Diaz and his waifu, says if he wants to draw porn he should totally just go ahead and do it - just don't pretend like you're doing a favor to womankind
>Diaz sends her hate via tumblr, calls her a passive aggressive shit, goes on Twitter tirade about how webcomics are too small of a scene for this much drama (drama he's creating, mind)
>Tumblr retaliates
>Diaz has been radio silent for almost a month now
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>>65515728

Should also add - literally NO ONE is defending Diaz in this situation. The only person who has shown even an iota of concern for him is fucking Andrew Dobson - which means you're as good as dead.
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I seriously can't tell, is PHG satire or SJW bullshit?
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>>65515808
Satire. Quite good, too.
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>>65515836
I was learning towards satire, and it is pretty good.
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>>65515775
>The only person who has shown even an iota of concern for him is fucking Andrew Dobson
kek. Source? Diaz's real life reaction to Dobbles jumping to his defence is something I'd would gladly have paid money to see.
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>>65512078
That's because it is, and the person you dislike is also in the comic.

The fivehead should be a clue.
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>>65515925

Diaz didn't react. He was already silent before Dobson shoved his inflated blue snout into the situation.
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>>65511827
>I'm a navy seal, ya know
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>>65515949
Yeah, that's why I said real life reaction. I imagine it was probably just burying his head in his hands. At least as much of his head as would fit.
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Can someone post more PHG? Tumblr is a strange and confusing beast to me.
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>>65515572
No really though is there porn yet?
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>>65516000
>Tumblr is a strange and confusing beast to me.
Don't lie anon. You're just a lazy piece of shit.
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>>65515601
Bitch, please. If he committed suicide, tumblr and twitter would be posting about it non stop and crying about how we need to go after those evil cyber bullies by imposing Orwellian thought police tactics on all forms of 'hate speech'
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>>65516028
shut up tumblr
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>>65516046
Kate is fucking scum of the earth
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>>65516000
I have a few saved.
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>>65516046
>wouldn't it be nice if there was some sort of all powerful authority that was also guaranteed to reflect my values exactly
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>>65516046

As if. Diaz has been branded with the scarlet P. They would cheer his death.

And Kate's on to talk, she was one of the Puritans that called for the burning of that JL8 guy. She was perfectly fine with people calling his house and threatening his family for Christ's sake.
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>>65516046
>It'd be cool if free speech weren't allowed on the internet
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>>65512205
I created professor badass but no one believes me either. It's a hard row we hoe, Anonymous
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>>65516107
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>>65515775
The person he bitched at turned out to be girl. This caused the brains of all his usual white knight faggots to short out over from trying to figure out which side to defend. Thus the lack of short out.
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>>65516174
*cue Ghostbusters theme*
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>>65516174
The Ghostbusters panel has to be the best one in this entire thing.
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>>65516174
I love this one
[Que Ghostbusters theme]
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>>65516174
>Not posting the full comic
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>>65516165
Her design is pretty cool
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>>65516283

It's just gender-bent Vyse.
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>>65516267
I love this so much
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>>65516120
>>65516126
The sad thing is this is what these people actually believe. It's come to something when the people who claim to be the progressive and liberal ones are the same ones advocating authoritarianism.

>>65516165
I've seen that, I was looking for Dobson's defence of Diaz.
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>>65512205

I made the OP image for /gsg/ years ago and it reads like a big, black game of telephone. Looks like somebody's cleaned it up a lot since its last incarnation, so that's cool. I think a few other OP blurbs still have my hand in them from the generals I've wandered through, and some threads didn't survive altogether.

It's neat.
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>>65516165
>This caused the brains of all his usual white knight faggots to short out over from trying to figure out which side to defend. Thus the lack of short out.

There had to be wars inside his forums over this.
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>>65516315

He has forums? Ew.
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>>65516267
The funny thing is the term "smooth soul sister" is racist as well so the comic is pretty hypocritical.
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>>65516306
I COULD GO TO HELL BY PROXY

>>65516328
How could he not have something where his circle of jerks blather to one another about his greatness
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>>65516303
No she isn't? Do you even know what Vyse looks like
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>>65516357
>this comic
>hypocritical
Tell me more.
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>>65516357
>i-it's slang so it must be racist, unless they say it

You child
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>>65516357
>What is satire
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>>65511827
>Bombs are technically fighting.
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>>65516357

Son, you've missed the point so hard.
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>>65516359
I have never seen any form of a forum, or even a comment section, in relationship to any of his work outside of tumblr. Someone might have the opportunity to post legitimate criticism.
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>>65516444
I retract my comment, I was giving him too much credit
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>>65516357
>The funny thing is the term "smooth soul sister" is racist as well so the comic is pretty hypocritical.
That might be part of the joke seeing as how this is parodying Willis.

You have to remember this parodying is the kind of mindset in which it's okay for a white man to say to an Asian Woman "You're lying about your race and gender because you talk (read: type) like a white man."
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>>65516267
I didn't have it saved. Here, I made this one myself.
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>>65516467
>Falling for such obvious bait
I am so disappointed in you all.
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>>65516357
It's actually an attack on Dave Willis, who uses his minority and female characters as his sock puppets to voice his opinions so often that you could almost forget he's a straight white dude.
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>>65516509
>you could almost forget he's a straight white dude.
as if
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>>65515409
>You're acting like offending and upsetting self-righteous idiots isn't both enjoyable and hilarious.

It's not.

>It exists to annoy people I don't like, and they seem to take offence at it, which is justification enough for its existence.

Why don't you just not read their comics?
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>>65516557
>It's not.

How high minded of you
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>>65516557
>Why don't you just not voice your opinion in an outlet of like minded individuals?

Why don't you lick a horse's ass?
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Is it weird I hear Diaz' voice as The Brain from Pinky and The Brain?
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>>65516591

On helium maybe.

I picture a squeeky helium voice.
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>>65516557
Oh, have your precious widdle feelings been hurt?
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>>65516479
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>>65516557
>It's not.

It's working pretty well on you, bro.
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>>65516640
so who are rebecca and blonde guy supposed to represent?
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>>65516677

For some reason I thought Rebecca was Lemonfront...
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>>65516677
Reddit?
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>>65516696

You too? That's exactly who I was thinking of when I saw her art.
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>>65516696
the guy who did the shapeshifter thing?

Probably not
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>>65516557
You sound like you expect the readers to identify with Trolly and enjoy it because he 'wins'. It's clear to the reader that he's an unreasonable asshole. The humor comes from how the other characters react to him.
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>>65516507
Man if no one fell for bait /co/ would be the slowest board on the site.
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>>65516730
>You sound like you expect the readers to identify with Trolly and enjoy it because he 'wins'
I know I do.
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>>65516640
Putting more of the comics together. Much easier when they're not varying sizes like comic 4 was.
>>65516677
No idea. She's cute and reminds me of Faye from Shapeshifter, though.
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>>65511812
Oh god, this page is perfect for /fit/ fat hate threads.
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I love it how Diaz likes to redesign popular Marvel/DC female superhero costumes to be more practical and realistic and then proceeds to draw Kimiko like this.
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>>65512205
I know that feel.
I still see a few of my greentext stories posted in "best of 4chan" threads.
Nothing anyone would know. They definitely arent the more popular pics, but still, ive seen them turn up a few times.

Also some of the pics ive requested in drawfag threads have been saved by a ton of people.
I didnt draw it, but it was my idea. as if that matters.
>pic related
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>>65516467
Always figured Willis for some breed of chink based on how he draws himself...
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>>65516848
But Anon, that was in the old days! He's a changed man! he isn't
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>>65516889

Nope.
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>>65516848

To be fair he drew that particular pic like 6 years ago or something, long before redesigns
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>>65516935
He looks like a teenager. Isn't he in his 30s?
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>>65516467
Did Willis actually say this? Source?
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>>65516813
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>>65516966

Physically, maybe.
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>>65516935
That could easily fit behind the counter of my local fried rice restaurant. He's not exactly an Aryan.
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>>65516983
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>>65512205
I know you strove, operator. I know.
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>>65516998

He's too much of a biohazard for that job, fortunately.
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>>65516978
No, it was some other white guy having a dumb argument about video games.
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>>65516955
Yes, but now he draws this. Funny but one of his redesigns specifically points out to Wonder Woman's strapless top.
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>>65516935
I've always wondered what the people who wrote that sort of garbage looked like.
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>>65517083

They're always, ALWAYS, slightly overweight, middle aged white men.
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>>65517037

Eh, he'd fit right in with the thousand year eggs and unwashed glasses
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>>65517068
Blast these poor quality shirts. If only science could produce cloth fabric that was as durable as my synthfiber underwear.
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>>65517107
I assumed fat, middle aged brown women for some reason.
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>>65517012
>you did that on purpose, right? I have aspergers and can't recognize sarcasm
Haha wow. This is better than I thought it would be for a comic purely made to slag and slam cunts its pretty funny.
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>>65517048

Actually if I remember right Willis did get into an argument with some asian dyke on a forum once about demographic representation on an internet forum. He started calling her a "fox news watcher" and shit. Thread's gone now though, it was years back.
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>>65517068
That looks like /co/'s fetish frankenstein.
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>>65517165

There was an Asian lesbian on one of the Transformers forums he frequents who used to call him out on his bullshit constantly.

He had a breakdown once and wrote this huge thing about how, yes, he was a racist. And he was overcompensating for it.

That was years ago though, you'd be hard pressed to find it now.
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>>65517068
She was at a party wearing borrowed clothes that didn't fit, it was played for laughs

The dude updates at a glacial enough pace that we might as well read what we're criticising, there's little enough of it after all
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>>65512342
>>65512722
http://pastebin.com/geApr2Cp

This is a paste from a file I have labeled "INTERNET TOUGH GUY.txt." There are a few in the original text file that I'm not 100% positive whether I wrote them or not, it's all kind of a blur, so I left those ones out. In this pastebin are the copypastas I know for a fact I wrote, and I believe they're in more or less chronological order of when I wrote them. The one at the very bottom was actually written earlier today.
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>>65517012
SACRED HOMOSEXUAL WAYS
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>>65516507
/co/ is training wheels for trolls.
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>>65517211
>draws racy stuff
>"It was just a joke guys!"

And then he drew that pinup. Playing it as a joke doesn't make it any less hypocritical.
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>>65517202
2 minutes through google. Here you go.
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>>65517150
I love how tumblr's preferred way of making characters less "perfect" (so much more relatable, you know?) is to give them a honking red nose and chimp ears. And usually (but not in this particular case) make them a bit chubby as well.
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>>65517298
>Two years ago
>I am a racist person.
>now
>Makes a comic about how interracial couples are bad because they may favor a "whiter" child over the "blacker" one.
>"Blacker" in this case meaning the one who robs convenience stores.

Mmhm.
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>>65517298
What do robot ninjas have to racism?
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>>65517298

Oh man, I remember that. Him and his guys were trying to advocate changing the subtitles in some crappy 80s transformer anime so that a robot ninja was renamed to some term from the IDW 2000s comics series because no reason at all.

So then some guys are like "sure is some white american guys trying to dictate names for a japanese kids' show in here" and he flipped his lid.

>>65517202

They still go at it from time to time. Last time was in the Transformers Convention thread. They started talking about body shapes in female transformers and the Lesbian said something about there being two genders, which caused Willis to put her on Ignore publicly.
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>>65517377

Oh, he was getting all pissy because of a Transformers dub referring to certain characters as ninjas.

He thought that was racist for some reason.
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>>65517377
http://www.allspark.com/forums/topic/87731-the-meaning-of-subtitles/

Something about how an anime was dubbed or something.
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>>65517012
I think this will get a bit of mileage in the coming days.
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>>65517215
I think the faces are one of the best things about this series.
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Fact of the matter is this -

Willis is a crazy person.

Here's a man who is in his thirties and still bitches about how mommy and daddy made him go to church.

Here's a man who draws porn comics, but didn't even masturbate until well into his 20's because he thought his dead grandmother was looking down on him from Heaven and boy does it show.

Here's a man who's only into Transformers because his mother didn't want him playing with My Little Pony as a child because she thought he would end up gay.
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>>65517432
/pol/ is going to use this to shitpost about Jews/minorities/liberals in irrelevant threads

Consider this your only warning.
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>>65517404
>>65517426

The argument was that this cartoon ninja in a children's cartoon was white and teal so he couldn't possibly be a ninja, so they needed to rename him as Phase Sixer, which is a codename for Transformers in the IDW comic series that can destroy whole worlds.
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>>65516677
Originally they were going to be Shitty Webcomics' mascot characters before they came up with Princess Highground and Trolly
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>>65517491
Oh look, we got one already.
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>>65517491
>Consider this your only warning.

Ooh boy we got us a tough guy here.
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>>65517529
Are you seriously saying that shitposting about political issues is fine when people are trying to talk about something completely unrelated?
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>>65515728
I don't wish the guy dead, but between death and humility, he seems to be the kind to choose the former first.
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>>65517552
/pol/ pls go
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>>65517491
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>>65512205
It's better this way, anon. The internet's not supposed to be about giving proper credit, it's about blatant plagerism. Let you ideas be free, and multiply.
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>>65517491
You should go back in time to when it was uploaded and tell everyone your prophetic wisdom

You'd still be wrong, but hey, Time Travel
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>>65516978
>>65517048
You mean this
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>>65517654
Once again

/pol/ pls go
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>>65517729
>everyone I don't like = /pol/
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>>65517455
I do really enjoy how the Troll is just a villain. The Princess is just also a villain.
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>>65517629
>someone disagrees with me
>j-j-JEWWWW!!
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>>65517693
>account is protected

EVERY

SINGLE

TIME
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>>65516126
One of my best friends was a hardcore SJW, and a few weeks ago she decided I couldn't be her friend anymore because- I shit you not- I believe people should have a right to free speech.

Seriously, I'm not even embellishing that. I said that people have a right to make tasteless, offensive jokes because that's what free speech is about, and they have to face the natural consequences of such things. You can't just take away people's right because they disagree with you.

She said she couldn't trust me ever again, mind you this is a person whose life I've saved and who's saved my life as well, and was as close as a sister to me. All that didn't matter because of her made-up fake Tumblr world.

These fuckers say that they're not about thought control or censorship, but that's certainly what it looks like to literally everybody outside of the echo chamber.
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>>65517793
>someone disagrees with me
>p-p-POL!
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>>65517844

So what, she just cut off ties with you? Do you have any shared friends?
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>>65517890

That's how they work, man. It's like a cult. They gotta cut out anyone who may be "problematic".
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>>65517491
cue up the ghost-busters song this is about to get buthurt
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>>65516848
why do all his girls have the same face
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>>65517491
Well considering how old the comic is , ah fuck it, you're a moron.
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>>65517788
If they're shitposting about the zionist overlords are selling foreskins to Al Qaeda in a thread about Adventure Time then yes, they're probably /pol/
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>>65517215
God damn if she wasn't such a bitch I would pound her like a fucking jackhammer
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>>65517844
You know what must be done.
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>>65517944
You saying I should shoot a bunch of kids to preserve racial purity?
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>>65517844
>I believe people should have a right to free speech.

you fire bombed a church steve!

Arson is not free speech!
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>>65517863
But I don't do that.
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>>65517963
More or less.
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>>65517916
How do people think that culture is worse than ours? I mean WE as a community always have arguements. It's not a family here it's just a place to talk, like a shitty UN about useless things.

They're actually a cult. No one can EVER disagree no matter. 4chan somehow is better at evolving their ideas than them, when that happens you should realize that something wrong.
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>>65517944
>Anders
Man, you've got me remembering all the chantry jokes about him.
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>>65516124
>Puritans that called for the burning of that JL8 guy.
What the fuck. What did he do?
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>>65517844
Seems to me that your friend has made the classic SJW mistake of misinterpreting what you said. Did you make it clear that there is a difference between having a right to do something and whether or not it is actually ok to do?

That was what you were saying, right?
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>>65518010
>How do people think that culture is worse than ours?

Because 4chan did a mean thing once I guess?

I don't fucking know, man.

Tumblr doxxed a rape victim because she said she wasn't a feminist and they sent the information to her rapist.

Christ.
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>>65517890
Yup, blocked on Facebook, deleted all contacts, everything. We have tons of mutual friends and acquaintances but as I'm sure you can guess she was very much a shut-in and valued her Tumblr over everything else.

In fact, I probably should've seen the writing on the wall because every single one of her close friends eventually had a huge falling out with her, and when I asked them why, they said she blew up at them for having an opinion and cut them off.

Interestingly she's apparently moderately "famous" on Tumblr, I'd rather not share her blog though because if it gets back to her somehow I'm fucking dead.

Also I still have her copy of Tales of Symphonia and I'm kind of trolling her by waiting as long as possible to give it back.

Also I have her noodz
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>>65518038
>Did you make it clear that there is a difference between having a right to do something and whether or not it is actually ok to do?
Why should you have to?
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>>65518057
>Also I have her noodz
Now this is podracing.
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>>65518041
source on that one?
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>>65518057

>Also I still have her copy of Tales of Symphonia and I'm kind of trolling her by waiting as long as possible to give it back.

Keep it, it's not like she'd enjoy it anymore now.
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>>65518041
We do a lot of mean thing anon. There is a reason we were named the Hate Machine or whatever the fuck they call us, back when 4chan was just a child tantrums were often. Now we're middle aged and have settled down, we're still angry angry assholes but more in a Moore way than a Black Panthers way.
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>>65518086
Because if not, she might think that anon here was saying that people should be ok with racism because "MUH FIRST AMENDMENT"
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>>65518038
Oh yeah, absolutely. She kept accusing me of defending rape jokes, and I kept explaining that I wasn't saying that rape jokes were ok or sensible and that I thought people who made them were scum, but that I had no right to force them to stop because they're humans with their own minds and free will.

I actually think she really didn't get that that was what I was saying though, it's one of those cases where she may have been all ready to get mad because of something else in her day and she was looking for something to get really pissed about.

To drive the point as to how close we were, about an hour before this conversation we were working on plans to move in together.
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>>65516730
>You sound like you expect the readers to identify with Trolly and enjoy it because he 'wins'.

And are you absolutely sure that's not how the majority of people who enjoy this take it?
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>>65518104
I've never laughed more at 4chan man. Thank you.
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>>65518010
4chan is noble bigots. We're assholes, but we're all on the same level.
They're bigoted nobles. It's all about tiers of power and how you need enough tiers to be able to say whatever you want, otherwise you might as well be dead.
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>>65518130

What's the last, like, evil thing 4chan did?

The last thing I remember is that we gave the cops information that girl who burned that turtle alive.

ooooh look out better buy a curtain dog or whatever.

The JLaw nudes don't count. That was a good.
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Has no one posted these yet?
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>>65518187
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>>65518173
I'd saw the noods are evil, but it's just what people do when your famous. That's like yelling at a hippo for killing a million babies. It's just what hippos do.
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>>65518057
>because if it gets back to her somehow I'm fucking dead.
You're already dead to her. You might as well finish burning the bridge between you like she wants.
>That spoiler
Do share.
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>>65518156
I feel sorry for you. That being said, it looks like you really dodged a bullet there. Maybe she'll sort herself out.
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>>65518057
>Also I have her noodz
Now we're talking. Come on

If she's cut you off like you say will she even come after you to retrieve Symphonia? Its pretty much an unspoken rule that if you burn a bridge or one of the parties moves you aren't getting your shit back unless you make a point of it.
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>>65518057
Just tell us her tumblr, anon.

Promise we won't tell anyone. I haven't screencapped your posts preemptively or anything.
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>>65518154
So fucking what? 1A exists for a reason, and if you can't handle that, haul your ass over to Pyongyang.
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>>65518173
when those nudes of celebrities leaked, 4chan once again got called hackers on steroids and this time, not just by FOX
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>the self righteous delusion of /co/'s shitposters, thinking they are so much better than "SJW"
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>>65518156
>She kept accusing me of defending rape jokes
It'll come to a point where that's all she will ever have, the ability to accuse anyone in the world of rape (and all association to rape).

She's blinded by hate man, I'm sorry to say this but let her be. Or. Archive everything you have on her and then send it to a psychiatric!
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>>65518254
And then a whole new wave of newfags arrived, just like Chanology.
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>>65518057
>Is on 4chan
>Has nudes
>Not sharing

"Let he who not post all available nudes be cast out and subsequently stoned to death"
-- Anymous 13:7-8
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>>65518057
Hey, /co/mrade

Let us do good. Give us her phone number so that we may spam her with Battletoads
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>>65518241
Yes, it exists so that the government can't arrest you for saying something. That doesn't mean your neighbors can't hate you for it.
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>>65518187
I don't understand how this kind of person has fans. I need to polish my drawrin skills and maybe people will kiss MY ass and ignore what an asshole I am to them.
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>>65517693
Never in all of /d/ have I seen a man buttfucked as hard as that man there.
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>>65518340
>That doesn't mean your neighbors can't hate you for it.

Again, so what?
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>>65512205
I did like a 3rd of the content for walmart apocalypse under a name and anon content, it was nice to see it get its own clusterfuck of a 1d4chan page.
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>>65518187
>>65518201
getting so butthurt over a review that gave you a fucking 4 out of 5.
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>>65518264
>that ambiguous level-ground mentality that's supposed to elevate you for knocking everyone else down a peg
Do you have any defined criticisms to voice, perhaps?
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>>65518206
Isn't like half the purpose of the internet to spread celebrity nude pics
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>>65518254
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>>65518446

We've lost touch with our roots, damn it.
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>>65517298
>30,576 posts
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>>65518057
post the tumblr url, dont post the nudes even if she is a massve queefburger and cut you off for having an opinion, don't post private shit
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>>65518365
You don't have t polish anything. Just use the right hashtags and accuse everyone that disagrees with you of sexism.
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>>65518470
Over about 14 years time.
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>>65518283
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>>65518318
Oh I'm gonna share them, trust me. I'm gonna give her some time just to make extra super sure she's not gonna talk to me again and harass me for eternity for posting them.

She has friends who shitpost on /v/ and they probably have never been to /co/ but I feel nervous anyways. Though they all likely have her nudes too, they weren't exactly hard to get.

And no I'm not gonna sick mai persunel armee on her because she's pretty good at shitting on her own life and getting extremely upset over slights she made up.
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>>65518485
I'm not gonna post the Tumblr because I just know some faggot here is gonna send her a PM or whatever they have over there telling her some 4chan asshole is shittalking her and since she has no other longterm friends she'll know it's me.
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>>65518470
I wonder how many 4chan posts I've uhh posted. Baby Jesus better be keeping track so he can tell me when I die or itll all be pointless.
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>>65518551
>violating someone's trust because you don't like them anymore
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>>65518551
>Oh I'm gonna share them, trust me.
Don't.

You're just making girls more shy about sharing them to begin with.
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>>65518551
You.

Yes you.

Stop this right now.

You go and talk some sense into her right now.
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>>65518551
Doncha love the kind of people whom if you give them a hammer they'll quickly beat themselves to death with it

SJWs in general are turning out to be the most inherently self-destructive internet subculture to date. As Gamergate shows as soon as they get any measure of power they immediately abuse it until it falls apart around them.
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>>65518551
Don't be a dick dude.
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>>65518551
Do it faggot
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>>65512205

Though titties, anon. I was the one who edited THIS image into the one with the hand over the pillow, and it's been way more popular than the original. I honestly want people to recognize the actual artist, but I have no idea who it is.
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>>65518591
give us a hint or a cloo for the url
is it missespeon and her clique of stupid fucking new yorker friends
is it one of the canon pokemon name urls
is it a pun url
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>>65518551

Don't post them. You're better than that, dude.
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>>65518551
>She has friends who shitpost on /v/
And people why /v/ is so paranoid about this.
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>>65517388
>So then some guys are like "sure is some white american guys trying to dictate names for a japanese kids' show in here" and he flipped his lid.

that's "flipping his lid"?

Jesus you guys have a low trolling threshold, I remember when we got the amazing athiest to stick a banana up his butt using just "if X then how Y? Czechm8 athiests." arguments.

Calling a guy racist over a ninja robot discussion and then having him overshare about his whiteness in response to such a nonsequitur is... just get back to /b/ kiddies, you need to practice more.
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>>65511948
They made this before that happened
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>>65518660
Barring the nudes thing, I'd like to know how that anon is going to talk sense into his tumblrist friend. Apparently she's had a falling out with everyone of her former friends about her behavior and ideaology
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>>65518551
Wait wait wait. She has mates shitposting on /v/ and you get the shaft for defending free speech? I don't understand
Post them anyway
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>>65518551
>She has friends who shitpost on /v/
Changed my mind. Do it.
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>>65518551
dont do it mang, it's gonna snowball and next thing you know a thread about PHG has 1000+ replies, is locked and has articles about it on jezebel or some shit
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>>65518660
By "talk" you actually mean "violent sexual assault" right?
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>>65518716
By not acting like a child, going around to her house and speaking to her as a friend.

These people are sad people, they are confused people.

You need to help them.
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>>65512205
I know that feel.
I fucked Moot's mom and am Moot's dad.
No one give me credit for inventing 4chan though...
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>>65518733

No. Loving, consensual sexual assault. In multiple holes.
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>>65518727
>implying that /v/ is good for anything but shitposting on
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>>65518755
Of course this will only work if he doesn't confirm her beliefs that he's untrustworthy.
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>>65518804
Exactly
>spending time on /v/
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>>65518551
>>65518629
>>65518641
>>65518660
>>65518667
>>65518691
>>65518731
Ignore these people. The bridge has already been burnt. Either way it can only get worse, so just cut loose.
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>>65518551
>She has friends who shitpost on /v/
>/v/ was right about sjw shitposters

Fuck me
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>>65518727
But /v/ fucking sucks.
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>>65518664
SJWs are this generation's hippies. They whine and cry for changes that are supposed to be socially virtuous but really all they want is money and fame without working hard and earning them.
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>>65518459
It's never occurred to me before, but how the FOX News get to the fabled Invasion board?
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>>65518846
/v/ is ALWAYS right.
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>>65518807
Exactly.

If you valued that friendship so much, use it as a blade to cut down the SJW cancer.
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>>65518859
At least the hippies had drugs and sex

SJWs basically go out of their way to be offended at everything to the point where it's inevitable they burn their bridges and become completely powerless sooner or later.
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>>65517160
>fat, middle aged brown women
no, those draw fun sexy comics.
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>>65518802
And don't forget hand-holding
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>>65517037
Natural selection loses again!
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>>65518869
It's probably on another chan.
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>>65518551
Don't.
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>>65518940
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>>65517215
I can't tell the artist how many wrongs this one strip has righted for me
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>>65518551
Do eeeet
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How did I just now learn of this? Is the entire comic like this or is this a recent turn like some reverse sinfest?
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>>65517844
>GIRL YELLEDED AT ME WHEN ALL I DID WAS PROTECT FREEDUMS

Holy shit kid, you want to drive some nails into your palms and die for our sins since you're already determined to set yourself up as a huge goddamn martyr?

>B-BUT FIRST AMENDMENT RIIIIIGHTS

Unless this girl who friendzoned you works for the highest levels of the government, she's incapable of threatening anyone's free speech since all the first amendment says is that the federal government can't restrict your rights to speech.

You both sound like whiny cunts who deserve each other.
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>>65517455
I would fuck that princess, though.
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>>65519029
http://phgcomic.tumblr.com/tagged/comic
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>>65517844
>muh personal blog

This is ruining /co/
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>>65518846
>/v/ was right about sjw shitposters

/v/ is 100% shitposts, of course some of them are going to be from sjw's. That's like being surprised that the ocean has fish in it.
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>>65519046
0/10.
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>>65519046
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>>65519029
It is all like this.
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>>65519046
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>>65518912
I mean, you can smoke weed in Washington and Colorado, and they seem to be interested in making it acceptable for women to have more sex, so it seems like they are pretty similar to hippies.
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>>65519072
It's an on-topic anecdote. I know the cool big boys are all talking about how /co/'s going to shit, but lurk some fucking more.
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>>65517160
Believe it or not, fat, middle aged brown women have better things to do than complain about feminism on the internet.
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>>65519072
I agree, that's why I'm leaving this story at that.

>>65519046
Seriously? The point isn't what I said, it's just about how deluded some of these people are in their quest to stop everyone from ever disagreeing with them.
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>>65519046
while she's about as threatening as a rock, she's still a huge cunt for cutting people out for differing opinions, normal people cut people off either because they're making them uncomfortable or they just fell out
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>>65519133
SJWs never contribute to anything, though. Their entire activity is literally limited to yelling on the internet, making crazy lectures in college and apparently running video game 'news' sites.
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>>65512205
>>65516133
I coined OTP, get on my level newfags.
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>>65518380
>Never in all of /d/ have I seen a man buttfucked as hard as that man there.

HA, I woke up my cat, that was vary funny
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>>65519169
They should be posting their tits on /b/
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>>65519214
I only ever got this feeling when I told jokes form the internet to my school friends in 4th-6th grade and then they just spread it around and said it over and over and then i hated myself for even telling them the joke
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>>65519029

Strictly speaking Sinfest came down with reverse-cerebus syndrome.

>>65519186
>she's still a huge cunt for cutting people out for differing opinions

Wait, she's a bad person for NOT talking to people? So you want SJWs to talk to more people? In fact, you wish for SJWs to be actively punished if they cease speaking to people?
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>>65519193
Yeah, and fifty years ago all hippies did was smoke pot and complained about the man.
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>>65517693
>Account is protected
I don't know shit about twitter, what does that mean? He block her?
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>>65518724
pro-tumblr shitposting is a-ok anon.
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>>65519304
>severing old friendships over a difference of opinion on jokes is a perfectly rational decision
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>>65519304
no I don't want them to be punished, never implied that at all
they're just stupid fucking people who should be ignored and they're not a huge threat so long as you ignore them
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>>65519330
He blocked everyone.
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>>65515728
>4chan and Tumblr agree on something.
Who divided by zero?
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>>65519437
Stopped clocks. Honestly I wish we could learn to harness this kind of situation, they would make a great weapon.
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>>65519382

Who the fuck are you, the breakup police?
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>>65519509
>4chan more welcoming than tumblr
I always thought tenaflyviper was a fucking idiot but this right here is next level shit
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>>65518841
Like Anon said, we're still evil people.
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>>65519437
Tumblr and 4chan didn't agree, Diaz just pulled a Macklemore's folly and assumed they wouldn't devour him like they do everyone else if given the chance.
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>>65519587

Velma a shit, Daphne is best girl.
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>>65519608
>Macklemore's folly
Que?
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So are the nudes habbening or not
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>>65519587
They got a point, we are all faggots and your opinion or who you are matters not here.
The fag you are fighting in one thread could be the last Anon you told "You are mah nigga" and if somebody shit over you it will last only for that thread, unless you are a massive cunt.
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>>65519587
Meh, at least some of our boards are more accepting than tumbler. Ever go to /an? Lovely people, just super friendly.
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>>65519608
Who is this Macklemore guy? I've heard the name a few times, but don't really care enough to actively look it up.
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>>65512205
As long as we're talking about things we think we started while having no proof, I believe I was the first person to write "MODS = GODS". It was on some Smash Bros website.
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>>65519587
It kind of is though. So long as you adopt the mannerisms and post style, you can easily pretend like you've been here the whole time. Like me, for instance.

On tumblr you have accounts, so some people have their opinions given more weight than others.
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>>65519708
Faggot liberal who did that "thrift shop" song.
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>>65519667
This comes up every time, but they're honestly underwhelming and not very good as fap material. Take it from someone who has seen them, they're disappointing and generally not worth the effort to look them up.
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>>65519705
people on /an/ use emoticons non-ironically. Feels like Im posting on facebook.
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>>65519695
>it will last only for that thread
Or even less, as long as you only reply to one person per post you can end up alternating between praising a person and calling them a faggot with every post.
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>>65519772
>Take it from someone who has seen them, they're disappointing and generally not worth the effort to look them up.

Wait, are you a different guy from
>>65518551
?

You know who he's talking about?
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>>65519705
I'm considering a career as a vet, and while it has probably the slowest traffic, I will admit /an/ is a very cosy place (unless someone's shitposting about neutering or specifically bred dogs)
>>65519774
/an/ is a really casual place though, so it's expected
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>>65519587

Are we not? Sure, we're acerbic, but we're not exclusionary.
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>>65519765
>that "thrift shop" song.
Never heard of it, still don't care enough to look it up.
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>>65519663
The misconception that being an sjw yourself excuses you from being a white male.
Macklemore routinely gets shit on by sjw's for the most minute things despite being the preachiest social justice asshole in entertainment.
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>>65519746
it really doesn't matter unless you're being an uppity cunt posting inane and stupid opinions without proof. Unless you've been here since before chanology, it doesn't matter really.
Speaking of which, wasn't surgeon spam on /b/ around 08 or something? I miss there being no captcha.
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>>65519550
Someone's touchy. Did you have to cut some 'toxic' people out of your life, Anon?
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>>65519742
I made some shitty MS paint incest porn on /v/ once for a thread of what kind of vidya parent you had, most of the drawings are lost and the ones that survived are on paheal under "Mama-chan" tag. From time to time I get to see them getting reposted on porn threads.
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>>65519841
We're EXTREMELY exclusionary, it's just that who we exclude varies wildly depending on current events. A trip to /v/ every month will show you all you need to know about that.
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>>65519804
>Stringing along multiple conversations on different posts.
>They converge into like twp other people who you were just arguing with about one thing and teaming up on the other anon over the second topic.
Its an interesting system.
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UH OH HOT POCKETS IS COMING

QUICK GET YOUR LAST WORDS IN
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>>65519844
To be fair he entirely deserves it.
Faggot doesn't know shit about anything he's talking about.
That one gay song he wrote legit offended me and I'm queerer than double dodger dogs trying to squeeze themselves into a single bun.
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>>65517160
>brown women
because that's their avatars. SJWs are almost exclusively west coast white men with glasses that dress from thrift shops and chubby white girls that are either in or two seconds out of college that have dyed their hair some color more commonly seen in anime.
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>>65519921
>Post bullshit opinion
>Somebody calls me out
>Don't reply
>other replies for me
>Fight starts
>Anon still thinks he is arguing with me
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>>65519973
What about it offended you?
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>>65519608
>Macklemore's folly
don't invent terms that only you understand you faggot
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>>65519921
Sometimes I wish I could be a mod just to be able to see and follow who ends up arguing with who. It really seems like a fascinating thing to watch. Like every sitcom mistaken identity plot ramped up with 4chan's usual fury.
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>>65519705
>never been to/an/
>check it out
>one shitposter reminding everyone that this is 4chan so nigger nigger nigger
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>>65517215
>Your advocacy is contentious and counterproductive
I swear to god if someone prints this on a T-shirt I'll buy it.
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>>65519987
>post opinion
>get gangbanged about how I'm a faggot
>someone new pops in with "LOL I trol u"
>everyone thinks he's me
>thread derailed for like 100 posts

Anonymous image boards, everyone
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>>65520004
Macklemore said some stuff that was pro-gays, SJWS said "HE'S STILL A STRAIGHT WHITE MAN, GET HIM"
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>>65519919

No, we are not. We don't endeavor to stop anybody from participating. We don't treat outsiders any differently than we treat regulars, and unless you step on some cultural landmine then we're generally happy to help on any board.

We spent entire threads giving legitimate recommendations to Lazare. We even listened to his party jams, anon.
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>>65520079
>Keep posting as though nothing happened
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>>65519987
>Post some bullshit opinion
>Post a contrary opinion that calls me on my shit
>Other faggots argue back and forth
>Obtain free bait
>Start over again
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>>65519919
>A trip to /v/
Found your problem, chief
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>>65519987
>When other people argue your point better than you
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>>65520117
I use a similar method to trick people into agreeing with something I've said.
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>>65520089
>we don't endeavor to stop anybody from participating
What about people who strongly disagree with our opinions, or people that act like Redditors or Tumblrites?
>we don't treat outsiders any differently than regulars
Yes we do, unless those outsiders lurk for quite a while. We even call them newfags and tell them to get the fuck out.
>unless you step on some cultural landmine
Ones which change more rapidly than stock prices.
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>>65519987
>post bullshit opinion
>get called out
>to lazy to reply
>someone else does it
>they get called out
>I reply for them
>the cycle continues
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>>65520089
I think something that is inherent in anonymous posting is that you never know what you're going to get. One thread you can have people having an intelligent discussion, and in another thread you can have nothing but shitposting.
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>>65520173
>When you join the side that was arguing with you and fluster more butts effectively
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>>65520238
And you can have the same people in both threads. Kazerad got it closest.
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>>65520176

Are you actually new here? Nobody has taken the newfag thing seriously. Ever. We are as likely to shitpost a bad request thread by a babyfaced tumblerite as we are to shittalk a bad opinion from some dedicated neckbeard wizard.

We're not mean to outsiders and kind to insiders. We're equal parts awful and helpful to everybody.
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>>65519304
>reverse-cerebus syndrome
i'm stealing this
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>>65520238
And in another you get shitposting that's actually intelligent discussion written in code.
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>>65519695
>The fag you are fighting in one thread could be the last Anon you told "You are mah nigga"

which is why I will always support anonymity. your whole post really
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>>65520279
Kaz has repeatedly showcased his basedness.

>No, feminists, you can't accuse people of shit without evidence.
>No, Dobson, you can't give advice you read from a How to Draw Manga book to the masses and try to pass it off as legitimate insight.
>No, Katia, you cannot have a good, normal, or decent life because your suffering makes me all kinds of money.
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Whoever coined the term "shitposting" is probably orgasming to death right now.
What did we call it before though?
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>>65519133
>SJWs
>sex positive
Not in the fucking least. They might be down with inventing new pronouns and genders every week but when it comes to actual sex and sexuality they're more like fucking soccer moms who don't think it people should be making sexy content (at least not of women) because it's objectifying and misogynistic.
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>>65520372
unless it contains wholock.
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>>65520289
Stop being silly. You KNOW we insult idiots that post shit that doesn't agree with what we think and people that clearly act like shills. You KNOW we generally act more friendly to people who follow the current trends and post shit that the hivemind enjoys. It's basic human nature. 4chan isn't some nebulous alien monster that acts schizophrenically, it's just a bunch of anonymous people who are encouraged to act like assholes.
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>>65520238
>you never know what you're going to get
I love those screencaps that go like this
>OP: Hey /co/ should I read Batman?
>342 posts and 84 image replies omitted. Click here to view.
>Anons are arguing about political topics or just the farthest thing imaginable from batman.
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>>65520335
He's a ridiculous homosexual but I find his long ass posts charming. I really should start reading Prequel.
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>>65520176
>What about people who strongly disagree with our opinions, or people that act like Redditors or Tumblrites?
Being told to fuck off is somehow stopping you from participating? Sorry your feelings get hurt so much by being called names you have to stop posting tumblerite redditor newfag.
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>>65511804
is it wrong i want to fuck Trolly Mcdouche?
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>>65512205
4chan is my creative place where I'm always trying to write things that other people will like or laugh at. it's worked a few times, i'll see screencaps from time to time and it gives me such a weird feeling inside.
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>>65520410

We are not a monolith. Neither are idiots or shills.
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>>65517863
>Someone disagrees with me, using /pol/ humor, anti-jewish/anti-black/calls me a jew
>THEY POL BOOGEYMAN ISN'T REAL!
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>>65520463
My favorites are the ones that end up as a complex discussion about genitals using a wide variety of metaphors made up on the spot.
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>>65520531
Being told to fuck off is ATTEMPTING to stop you from participating. Being banned (which usually requires being reported by other users) genuinely stops you from participating.

I also like how your dumb ass didn't respond to my other points.

>>65520573
In which case, we can't be described as this amazing site where you'll be despised and loved equally, no matter who you are.
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>>65512205
It's ok. I posted the original laughing batman from TDKR. Just the once. Now it's a common reaction image. Such is life in the land of anonymity.
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>>65519995
>“And I can’t change even if I tried, even if I wanted to,"
That's basically it. The entire song keeps repeating this bullshit, tired cliche about being "born this way" and "unable to change," the end result is so sexually regressive it can't and won't even recognize the Kinsey scale.
Also it's a piss poor song in general, but that offends me in a different way.
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>>65512205
Sure I'll believe you did it. I mean your anon and someone did, might as well be a stranger I know nothing about.

That's pretty cool though, I wrote some joke about Tim Drake getting laid rebooted the universe and it spread for like a week and dissapeared. It's fun to see those things happen.
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>>65520621
My favorites are when /tg/ stays on topic
Though only sometimes
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>>65517586
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>>65520630
>Being banned (which usually requires being reported by other users) genuinely stops you from participating.
Anyone who isn't a newfag can get around a ban in under ten minutes.
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>>65519973
That's entirely possible, but it doesn't differentiate him at all from diaz, or for that matter most people who try to get by on their feminist/liberal/sjw cred. Guys who join such causes tend to develop a 'white messiah' attitude, like they're there to defend the poor savages who are to weak or stupid to fight their own battles. Diaz saw himself as a leader of the social justice movement and was probably genuinely offended that a mere plebian cartoonist called him out on his stupidity. He didn't realize that tumblr didn't like him for his ideas, it liked him for his willingness to add his voice to their own. Once he spoke out of turn, he had outlived his purpose.
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>>65520656
If sexuality is fluid, how come all those gays over the years didn't just turn straight to prevent themselves from getting gaybashed?
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>>65520720
>evading bans
>not using bantime as a way to calm the fuck down and play some vidya
In any case, however much time you spend being banned (or working on unbanning yourself) is time you're spending not participating. It works, in a way.
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>>65520630

>In which case, we can't be described as this amazing site where you'll be despised and loved equally, no matter who you are.

That is very literally the point of anonymity. Because we don't love or despise you the person. We can't.

Your argument is that we are mean, therefore we are excluding people. But we're mean to everybody. Nobody's excluded from any of it. Period.
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>>65519825
Crazy girl's friend here, that ain't me, I left the thread to drink myself to sleep
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>>65520711
>/tg/ stays on topic
>for two posts
Sounds about right.
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>>65517693
>me rove you rong time wit big amellican dick?

Jesus kekking christ I've never seen so much BTFO in one post.
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>>65520789
We're nice to people who post good content. In the thread, we'll gladly suck their egos. Plus, there's the very nature of tripfags and namefags. SOME of them are well-received.
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>>65520783
>get banned
>reset router
>post again
Literally 1 fucking minute
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>>65520847
I'm surprised he ran away, usually they say it's internalized racism/sexism and then disregard what the person has to say.
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>>65520630
>I also like how your dumb ass didn't respond to my other points
Because you're arguing with multiple people, fuckface. And since when do you get banned on 4chan for spouting opinions that disagree with the "hivemind"?

I really don't think you get the point of being anonymous at all. The point is you do not have a reputation, you cannot be personally targeted for hate or praise because you are anonymous. You can exit a debate at any time in which everyone seems to hate you and go straight into another thread and start posting and everyone will love you.
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>>65520779
>Those poor gay souls in San Francisco will never know the joying being a faggot with a concealed carry permit.

It's kinda like having AIDS, you've got a penis that ejaculates death.
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>>65516021
yes
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>>65520779
I think he's complaining that the song seems to portray being gay as a curse.
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>>65520841
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>>65520911
Depends on if they're women or not. SJW men are usually *just* smart enough to know to back the fuck out since those ancient animal instincts kick in and they realize the tide is about to turn on them.

Diaz is an example of what happens when that instinct is suppressed.
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>>65520929
UH-OH YOU SAID THE MAGIC WORD
>>65494464
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>>65517012
>I have aspergers and cannot recognize sarcasm.

This... this right here might just be the line that made me laugh hardest in something like 5 years.
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>>65520927
>You can exit a debate at any time in which everyone seems to hate you and go straight into another thread and start posting and everyone will love you.
Hell, you can switch sides in the same argument and no one can call you out on it.
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>>65520929
Now I'm thinking about right-wing gays and it makes me all warm and fuzzy inside. Thanks faganon.
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>>65518716
God damn it guys, we're /co/! We have superman, the point of half the superheroes is to save their villains. At least try to help her understand her problems with reality, giving up is for faggots.
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>>65521043
I've only actually met one bug-chaser in my life and it was pretty fucked up. Not just the whole, "I want HIV thing," but it was all part of an elaborate scheme against his boyfriend. Something like the purest expression of the concept of hatefucking.
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>>65521127
>the point of superheroes is to save their villains
Don't you start with this shit.
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>>65521013
This. It's always the women who like to play the "Internalized racism/sexism" card
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>>65519608
I'm stealing Mackelmore's Folly.
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>>65521127

The point of Superman is to do the right thing. That's why he had to kill Mr. Mxyzptlk. That's why he had to die. Nerd.
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>>65520779
Woah now.
Keep that tumblr shit out of here.
Honestly - at least from what I've read, a lot of LGBT groups advocate not coming out if you're in an unsafe environment and do not have the capability to move yourself away and support yourself. So that's just a shitty thing brought about by the media's romanticization of being "true to yourself" and by extension running away, for teens.

>>65520929
>tfw District 9 court ruling is going to make CCW shall issue
Feels good.
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>>65517455
3rd and 4th panel are fucking gold.
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>>65521244
Ninth District.
Ninth District court ruling.
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>>65521127
Or he could cause her to destroy herself with her own views and mistakes.
>inb4 The Shadow would just shoot his enemy, I'm a radiofag
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>>65521232
When that thread bites the dust, I'll post the image here so everyone can see it.
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>>65519919
I think it's differant than exclusionary. We just have a really weird culture, we do quite a lot to keep the Hate Machine look rolling to weed out the weak. I use WE as a "more than one person", 4chan's also not a single organism unlike SJW cults.
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>>65520176
We're all Redditors here anon, internet culture is basically one big family except for the hatefilled uncles.
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I feel like the word "cult" has been said enough in this thread to make it obligatory to post this.
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>>65521379
>We're all Redditors here
Speak for your fucking self.
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Why do you all follow author drama? I thought you were above it all.
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>>65521125
You're welcome, just remember that New York state has ten times the number of hate crimes as Alabama and, as far as pistol calibers go, there really isn't enough of a ballistics difference between the most common self-defense rounds to base your choice of carry gun on anything other than personal preference. It's all about shot placement.
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>>65521379
>We're all Redditors here
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>>65521379
Being told to go back to reddit is one of the few insults that bothers me. It has nothing to do with the community, I just hate the website's format enough that the idea of using it pisses me off. How the fuck can people post on that shitheap?
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>>65521322
What is a cult? I thought it had something to do with religion. Doesn't seem like there are a lot of the religious folks on tumblr.
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>>65521458
>I thought you were above it all.
That's a good one.
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>>65521238
>talking to friend
>she brings up how comics are the most sexist things ever
>she's literally never read a comic that wasn't a Tumblr drawing or manga
>I am a huge nerd for comic history
>tell her the "problems" with females in comics are largely misconceptions carried over from the 90's and female characters have been pushed in comics since the 60's but nobody cares about them
>she says my opinion ccan't be trusted because I probably am biased and blind to the struggles of females

AND YET YOU ARE NOT BIASED AND MAYBE SEE ISSUES WHERE THERE AREN'T ANY BECAUSE YOU'RE A FEMALE WITH A VICTIM COMPLEX?
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>>65520999
goddamn I'm happy /tg/ is my home board.
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>>65521458
I didn't recognize a single real-life reference in this comic and still found it funny.
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>>65521571
have the longer one then
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>>65521244
>>65521292
Yeah, but you know if it does pass you'll see something like $1000 dollar fees and dozens of mandatory classes and tests.
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>>65521559
You see anon, you are wrong and the reason that you don't know you're wrong is why I'm right. Crack that nut, fucker.
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>>65521238
>>65521293
I said Half, important wording.

>>65521240
You are correct. Pretty sure Superman wouldn't post noods though.
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>>65521442
>>65521379
I'll say alot of the internet intermingles but anyone here in this thread AT BEST browses Reddit.
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>>65521686
I don't.
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>>65520339
I can't remember. I remember a time before "newfag" was a term and when we had to scroll to the top of the page to reply, and had to manually refresh. There was no captchas and frames were still the norm.
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>>65512049
Isn't it misusing the word "earmark?"
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>>65521686
Just shut the fuck up.
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>>65521686
Why don't you just go back to reddit?
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>>65521686
Nah
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>>65521686
I do not, good sir
I've seen it, but it wasn't my cup'o'tea
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>>65520047
You know that there have to be some users that drive the SJ band-wagon on sites with an account name and come here for a FAGGOT-spam nightcap.
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>>65521530
I think it just feels safe. It's a cool club to join for people who don't have friends. Hell that was half the reason I always hung out with older guys at the comic shop.
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>>65521686
I did once for like five minutes. Fuck that layout.
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>>65521769
>>65521760
>>65521742
>>65521720
Man this feels good to finally be validated.
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>>65512205
I did this thing
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>>65521686
Nope. Fuck it's shitty format and fuck upvotes and downvotes. That really DOES create a hivemind.
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>>65521853
It's kind of funny how a teenager made the best western forum.
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>>65521530
>I just hate the website's format enough that the idea of using it pisses me off

i THINK there's supposed to be some setting you can click on to make it sort posts into chronological order, thereby making threads minimally readable

don't really feel like it's worth the effort figuring out where this setting is just so i can read peddit though
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>>65521816
I did something like that three years ago. Never went back even once.
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>>65521853
Why do they always keep doing that? Nearly every site has upvotes and downvotes, has no one said how stupid that is for a community?
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>>65521686
I don't even care for Reddit's community.
I don't like the site because the layout is shit and difficult to use.
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>>65518551
Don't, man. I'm not telling you for her sake. If she's cut you off, that's her decision. I'm telling you for you. This is the dark, anon. No one watching, no one has to know. Only the you, the real you underneath all the stuff you wear to get through life. The decision you make is what will be in your heart. Don't let the pain twist you. Don't let the impulse turn you into something you can't look at.
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I used to think like some of you, that it was okay to use this place to always be mean, hateful, spiteful, just say the most awful things you can think of and really try to hurt somebody. I was from Reddit and thought it was the coolest site ever, because it all gets wiped away and means nothing soon enough.
But after a couple weeks, I had my eyes opened from browsing a handful of /v/, /co/ and /a/ threads. As an oldfag I see that it's important to agree and support a few people you see posting, instead of just leaving a thread full of negativity. You have to encourage the right people and not just tear down the bad ones even though it's more fun to be the "epic trolly mc whatever" who gets all the replies and wins the thread for being the cleverest shitposter.
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>>65521852
that was a good thread
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>>65519587
>>65519509

>4chan more accepting than tumblr
We are becoming the cancer. We went to raid tumblr,and we forgot to close the drawbridge when we went out.
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>>65521933
Jesus Christ man, what did you do?
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>>65521930
Most people like thinking their opinions matter more than other people's. Giving them the opportunity to actually make other people's opinions worth less than theirs is like giving them crack.
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>>65521949
Kill yourself you contrarian faggot
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>>65521949
It's kind of our version of upvotes. It's nice to know people other than me feel this way though.
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>>65521852
Good work.

Most I ever did was ask the question in this.
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>>65521949
>I was from Reddit
>As an oldfag
>sagegoesinallfields
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>>65522039
Man that was a good thread.
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>>65521914
I found it once. It helped me go through one thread and find about two worthwhile posts. I'm pretty sure by the next time I tried to use the site it had moved and I couldn't find it again. God I hate that place.
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>>65521949
Are you saying it took you a couple weeks to realize you could have actual discussions on here?
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>>65522085
Seriously? Most of us are from /b/, I don't think our origins are really that important.
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>>65521949
>from reddit
>oldfag

Your ignorance pains me, I wish it would pain you instead
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>>65521949
>that whole post
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>>65522114
The threads I'm in don't lend well to discussion, they're derailed easy. I'm not going to tell you which boards though because I know you'll go try to be epic.
I'm rarely on /co/ because it's full of newfags though so do it all you want here.
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