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Describe yourself in 1 comic page.

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Describe yourself in 1 comic page.
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>>64784761
oh man, that edit is great
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that one comic on pictures for sad children where the guy is trying to find his motivation and his friend hands it to him but he cant open the box

i'd post it but you know...
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>>64784572
Since you took mine I'll post the next best one
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>>64784572
>Boot LT here
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>>64784572
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>>64784572
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>>64784976
>/mu/ edit
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>>64785035
are you poo or the sad mother fucker whose name i dont remember,
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>>64785055
eeyore
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>>64784768
didn't this guy kill himself
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>>64785098
no. He's working on some real job at the moment.
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>>64784892
Was gonna post that one. This comic is at least extremely accurate to my attempts to get a license.
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>>64785111
oh

well what about the pictures for sad children guy

did he kill himself or did he just try to erase his webcomic from existence?

/co/ you told me that some webcomic guy killed himself
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>>64785127
he's just crazy. He didn't kill himself.

Super Mega comics guy is fine. Just busy.
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>>64784892
Hey you took mine
um uh
This is the best I got I guess
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First I'm depressed I have no money.

Then I buy a comic book to make myself feel better.

Then I realize I have no money.
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>>64785458
>>64785428
>>64785010
>>64784572
>>64784976
>>64784892

Why is ned so perfect?
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Probably a toss up between this one...
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>>64785476

And this one.
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Can't fuck about too much.
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haha...
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>>64784761

anyone have the original?
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>>64784965


> JUDEN !!!!
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>>64785471

Ned is the whole package for me.

Need a laugh? Ned's got you covered.
In the mood for something cute? Gotcha.
Has your favorite webcomic been inundated political bullshit? Have a strip that pokes innocently at the very concept!
Want an unexpected sublime moment? Sure, we'll gift-wrap it with a joke at the end.
Need the occasional feel? Of course.

All of it is presented in an art style that is well executed enough to be pleasing to the eye and simple enough to be aesthetically charming. There's no pretentiousness. Nedroid is simply built to be fun in the most universal way possible.
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>>64785554
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>>64784761
>e-mail field

;_;
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>>64785401
>The only one worried
>The only that takes it bad
I know how that feels.
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>>64784572
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>>64785175

Yes. This. I have a signed copy of it over my bed just to remind me.
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>>64785718
I too sometimes get a bit too involved in my assertions of waffles' superiority over pancakes.
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>>64785666
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>>64785718
Man, I've been considering reading that comic but i hear it's updating at a snail's pace and I can't stand that shit.
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How many bros out there have actual friendships exactly like this?
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>>64785809
Yeah, I had to stop reading it because the author would just several pages of comics once a month. By that time, I had half-forgotten what was going on in the first place. But the one-offs are good and easy to digest.
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>>64785401
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>>64784572
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>>64785881
Please don't...
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>>64785901
Quote was unintended.
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>>64785890
>tfw no friends
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>>64785881

Fuck you
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>>64785892
It's such a good comic.
whyyyyyyyyyy
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>>64785963
Come on, dude. Get out of that shithole small town of yours then.
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>>64785881
The wasted days....
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>>64785890
>religion.jpeg
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>>64785881
>After dicking about figure out what I need to do.
>It's 9pm.
>4am by the time I'm half way done.
>Know if I stay up longer I'll wake up late and my day will be wasted ad infinitum.
>But if I go to sleep I won't get enough done so I don't have to stay up the next day or do anything in general.
>Can't keep this up with college coming up.
>Do it again anyway

It's this shit.
This.
Shit.

Why couldn't our planet take 48 hours to rotate? Who the fuck decided 24 was ideal?
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>>64786033

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nX6N2tgLmaQ
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>>64786077
That cuts out the part where the Optimus Prime transforms into a fleshlight so it can comfort him.
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>>64785119
>What do these signs even mean
Accurate
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>>64786103
I really thought the comic was unnecessary long, the real punchline is already delivered
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>>64785340

Serenity? I thought that was some christian webcomic. What is this?
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>>64785890
Where we can talk about anything, and make fun of each other since you're close? My girlfriends like that, she's also my best friend, I guess.
I haven't really read much of this comic yet, it looks great.
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>>64786191
>Girlfriend
You disgust me.
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I just...cant leave this place anymore.
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>>64786204
Fair enough
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>>64785428
man I want to get a job again but fuck i enjoy being free way too much to put in the effort
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>>64786254

how do you support yourself financially
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>>64786015
>religious_debates.jpg
FTFY
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>>64786275
I did have a job before but got fired cuz of some misunderstanding so i get unemployment checks but I'm starting to hate being a leech and not doing anything all day
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>>64785890
I've had similar discussions with my father, if that counts.
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I couldn't find one so I drew two versions of them.
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>>64786354
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>>64786204
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>>64786354
Works for me
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I have free will to do what I want but I choose to oscillate.
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>>64786322
I'm with ya, buddy.
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>>64786322
At least he walked out the door.
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>>64788815

The fuck am I looking at...
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It helps that I look like Mort.
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>>64785340
>Dobson.jpg
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>>64785923

atleast you get invited to parties
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me
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>>64785890
I do, it's horrible, we love each other more than we will ever love a lady.
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>>64789527
Tell me this Garfield is photoshoped.
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>>64786124
You're a terrible human being and thats a terrible edit, comics can have two jokes.
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>>64789805
He isn't.
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>>64789844
It's like something inherently important changed in my life.
I didn't even care that much about Garfield ten minutes ago, and now I feel like my life is a lie.

What happened to him? When and why did he become..well, Garfield.
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>>64789942
Garfield is jus an illusion.
Only Realfield is real.
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>>64789844
>that filename
Do you perhaps own a green Lamborghini Gallardo?
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>>64785923
That's me provided I am also the guy making me leave
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>>64788815
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>>64790101
>tfw no trap princess gf
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>>64791160
>tfw you are the trap

Honestly, it's not a good feel. I wish I was a girl and kinda hate myself most of the time.
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>>64792755

Don't hate yourself anon.
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>>64785144
Are you the Joker, or the abused kid?
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>>64792755
iktf

i posted >>64788199
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>>64785127
>>64785143

the sad children guy deleted his site after his kickstarter book tantrum and posting giant screaming rants about capitalist society and being paid to live and his landlord can't kick him out for not paying money 4 reals

presumably nature has taken it's course and if he isn't dead he's at least on drugs

on the other hand people are insanely stupid and it wouldn't surprise me if he's still getting handouts are directly ripping people off
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>>64793238
source?
I'm coming empty handed with reverse search
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>>64792755
Don't hate yourself. I'm sure someone here wants to fuck your boipussy
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>>64786284
Same thing
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>>64786015
>>64786284
You both are wrong

It's a gif
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>>64792755

you want to get an srs?
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>>64790802

Oh hey what's up me how's it goin
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>>64786127
what's this from
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>>64789479
It's worse to be invited then tossed out because you're a buzzkill, believe me

Rejection hurts
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>>64791564
And some people have bad too.

But it's mostly good.
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I can describe it pretty well with just one panel.
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>>64794880
I really wish I wasn't owl
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>>64786331
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>>64785540
this is depressing
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I can really be either person in this instance.
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>>64785540
apart from the work thing this looks p accurate for me
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>>64795489
makes me want to actually do it, but that happened before...
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>>64794647
A comic
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In my defense I was very drunk and needed a new bag
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>>64796613
so you're a man with a purse?
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>>64796765
A Dragonball Z purse. Well more a satchel really
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>>64785718
This is perfect thank you.
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Ignore the girl actually being interested in the guy though.
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>>64785837
What comic is this?
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>>64786033
You'd just waste the 48 hours anyway. It would be better if humans didn't need to sleep every day.
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>>64785890
I always love Nedroid because it's almost exactly like my friend and I.
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>>64786354
That's me, but it's the middle panel three times.
I don't want or deserve to be happy.
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>>64788199
>This day and age
>Not being able to change genders
First of all, grow a pair, second of all, you make trannies look bad by being retarded.
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>>64800008

> grow a pair and become a girl, anon!

hahaha
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>>64800683
A pair of tits, obviously.
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>>64800791
I live tits almost as much as I love ass.
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>>64801459
what does that have to do with anything?
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Except without beer or cable.
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>>64794172
Not exactly. As long as everyone acknowledges that religion is an entirely subjective social construct, it's fine. The problems start when people see their way as the "one true way".
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>>64796987

Mr. Tup Tup will always be the secret hero of this strip
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>>64804603
HEY IT'S TIPTUP

AAAUH
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>>64795374
> Drink a big pot of dark coffee.
> Go to sleep.
I know that feel.
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>>64793270
>HOW DID THIS HAPPEN TO ME
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>>64785595
Oh shit, I just realized that was gone. How does moot live with himself? How am I supposed to find skype friends without looking like a pleb?
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>>64807142
It's just options now. Same thing.
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I'm not even autistic.
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>>64811314
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>>64811314
>>64811421

What does it say in the middle panel?
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>>64811450
You might think it was Schroeder's vengeful thoughts but alas it is only a copyright notice.
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>>64794786
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>>64784892
>that time I missed the high five with my crush and slapped her in the face
>that time I was convinced by a store owner that t-shirt + vest combo with slicked back hair was the way to go to win the ladies and it resulted in a Parisian night suit moment at school
>that time a girl touched my nose and I sneezed at that very moment into her hand
>that time the qt at work called me attractive and I just freaked out and basically ran away
Too many moments. Can only an hero once.
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>>64812475
>mfw almost done with a bottle of Crown Royal that was full this morning
I gotta evaluate what the fuck I am doing with my life.
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>My best friend and I have brought up this comic many many times because it captures a great deal of our conversations so well
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>>64811927
>Talking to girls
That was your first mistake.
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>>64813263
Wow, you two have some pretty empty conversations.
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>>64813086
>tfw you jerk it so many times in a day you can't get it up anymore but still have nothing to do so you sit there looking at porn anyway
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>>64801953
holy shit me too

except it keeps me from writing
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>>64784572
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>>64789942
Dude, that's not the actual Garfield, it's an edit called Realfield
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>>64813436
Everyday
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>>64796116
Why did you have to remind me about Boxdog?

I didn't ask for this feel.
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>>64814768
FUCK
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>>64815169
>last update was april 2013
well, shit.
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>>64785897
I just check on it about twice a year. Works perfectly.
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>Anon on videogames
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>>64815653
Anon, you are a bug?
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>>64815697
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>>64815697
It's a metaphor for the insignificance of the common man.
Nah, I'm just pullin' your leg. We're all bugs here.
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>>64799928
Why wouldn't you deserve to be happy anon?
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>>64816724
Not that guy, but I'd wager he committed some sort of crime and intensely regrets it?
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>>64816724
Does anyone really deserve to be happy?
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>>64817191
Applying the "deserving" quality to an uncontrollable emotion is idiotic. People don't "deserve" happiness, it just happens or doesn't.
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>>64817191

maybe it doesnt matter what people do/dont deserve
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>>64815755
>cute spiders angrily shitposting behind computers several times their size
pls be true
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>>64792755

don't worry anon, this day and age there's a qt anon out there who will make you feel really good about being a trap someday
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>>64796987
>maybe if he smiles he'll ask me out

no, they're just being polite.
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>>64817334
You wut, m8?
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>>64815697
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uaaF83eVig
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I don't need a whole page. Just this panel.
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So much Nedroid already, but I have to post this one.
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>>64818187
>Someone randomly tells me I have nice shoes.
>Can't tell if sincere or not.
>Buy new shoes anyway.
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Anyone have a page that is basically "I wake up, go to work, come home, eat, and go to sleep just to get up and do it all over the next day"?
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>>64784572
I'm not Kraven Jr.
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>>64818462
but nedroid is my life
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>>64818539
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This hit me. Hard.
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>>64788867
that comic though
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>>64814733
2real
Fuck I really need to ask her to a date
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>>64818748
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>>64785881
This is my life.

All of it.
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>>64818187
Oh jeeze that feel hits too hard
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>>64818804
>>64818748
I don't remember this Anime Club. Links?
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>>64817334
*tipping intensifies*
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>>64786033
>not getting on the 20-minute nap sleep cycle and only needing 4 hours a sleep per 24 hours to have all the time in the world

Git gud, nigga.
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>>64793238
>knowing what love is

That robot is more human than me. I have no idea what feeling love is like.
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>>64796878

Post pics of said purse
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>>64812825
how does this describe you in anyway
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>>64814243
How evil do you look in your day to day life, black man?
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>>64814768
Do you know how weeaboos happen

This is how weeaboos happen

You think it won't happen to you, but it will, love wraps easily around a man's heart, not like a fickle woman
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>>64820213
He's obviously a snake charmer.
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>>64818559
You still have to fill out tax forms, Anthony.
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>>64820268
Just kill yourself, fatty.
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>>64819792
yeah.

[spoilers]yeah
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>>64820261

Well... This is concerning.

>find out about ASMR
>it's girls whispering in binaural microphones so your brain fucks up and you feel an almost touch like feeling
>has 100ks of views
>never get into it
>no idea what the fuss is about, never felt anything
>watch it almost dayly because it helps me fall asleep

Help?
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>>64820371
It's too late for you

Enjoy your subconscious waifu
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>>64820302
T-thanks.
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>>64820371
>that moment you realize you're disappointed it's just turbulence and not the plane crashing
How did it get this bad?
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>>64820492
so many people feel this way though
remember that monologue from fight club?
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>>64820499
I thought it was stupid and edgy until I got into my mid twenties.
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>>64786191
I hate to be a fag, but you better treat her right man. Trust me. When you irreversibly fuck up its like every cell in your body gets three times as heavy
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>>64820472
You're a worthy person.
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>>64784572
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>>64820645
Fag.
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>>64820645
> tfw vinnie from biker mice was mine
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>>64795993
>sad trashcan
HOW DARE YOU NOT RESPECT SUCH MANLINESS
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>>64820654
pls no bully
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>>64820670
I was gonna say >furry
but atleast you fell for the best mouse.
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>>64811927
Dude those are actually hilarious and not in a sad way, but omg haha that was awesome way. Like put-into-a-movie way. I fucking shat myself on the first day of a new school IN 6TH FUCKING GRADE and learned to live with it and laugh about it.
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>>64784572
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>>64817191
Yes. Plenty of people really actually deserve it. Just not us.
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>>64818187
Haha oh fuck
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Yep.
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>>64821061
Kaji, go home.
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>>64784892
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>>64784761
this actually made me laugh
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This thread is relentless feels.
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>>64786049
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkP_OGDCLY0
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>>64819792

This is me. Every night, im haunted by these thoughts and the slow and constant ticking to the day i die.
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>>64819792
I don't think that fear will be enough. I've spend the past week thinking about which of the bridges near me would be the best to jump off of.
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>>64811927
not as bad as mine

>I had a nose bleed in winter due to the dry air >plugged it up and was like "that'll be fine" >could feel that it wasn't clotting
>go back to class and group work with this 8/10 with an unreal ass for a high schooler
>she's wearing a white shirt and yoga pants
>need to sneeze
>turn away and cover
>SHE ROLLS HER CHAIR BACK AT EXACT MOMENT OF SNEEZE
>look up
>she's covered in tiny droplets of blood and spittle
>her friends made comments about how intense her period was for the rest of the day

never been more embarrassed about a situation in my life.I
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>>64815697
>>64815755
>>64817536
Please guys, /co/ is like, 45% ants, and about 13% spiders, we've been over this.
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>>64818259
dammit Shocker!
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>>64821430
that's cool as fuck
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>>64821424
we got some stands too
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>>64821430
I am disturbed now.
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>>64821424
I would say with all the shitposters from /v/ coming here, our spider population has increased
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>>64821430
wow one of these that are actually good.
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>>64785890
Mine. We even tend to give the same retarded responses to 100% comments.

>>64794664
Kicked out of a party? Damn. There was a time I used to be a buzzkill but I was never kicked out.
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>>64821531

Is this the work of an enemy stand?
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>>64792755
>being a trap
>bad thing

This normalfags are so shitty
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>>64819804
Buddy, I don't think you understood the point I'm tying to make. I didn't people don't deserve happiness, I meant that saying people should somehow be deserving of being happy is ridiculous. Happiness happens or doesn't, it's not something you can directly control in yourself, and even less in others.
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>>64821408
See, here's the thing. It's not you having those specific thoughts. It's the diseased part of your brain that has somehow convinced itself that self-destruction is a viable strategy.
You need a doctor, stat. Your mind has depression.
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>>64784572
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>>64822012
Source? Google brings up nothing.
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>>64820645
I wish I didn't know this feel.
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>>64786367
this is me
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>>64820645
Fuck
>casual acquaintances start talking about what porn they like
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>>64818789
you too?
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>>64822631
>you're a waste of life
Life is inherently wasteless.
>you will never amount to anything
Bullshit, you're already a walking, talking factory of energy and ideas who can, has and does spread them to the world.
>anything you want to do can be done so much better by anyone else
1) Bullshit. Just as there are people out there better than you at a certain skill, there are also people worse than you at it.
2) So fucking what? The main reason we're a social species is because doing stuff together is better than being the best at something. Who cares if you're super talented or not?
>you might as well die. it's not like living any longer will get more people to remember you
Again, bullshit. Mathematical bullshit, even. The longer you live, the more people will remember you.

What"s with this obsession for being super special and remembered, anyway? I've seen it in loads of people. I feel this is a societal problem, where the media has taught us that to be worthwhile, you somehow have to be a goddamned superhuman or something.
Fuck that shit. You're you, flaws and all. And so is everybody else. Everyone's unique, sure. But specialness is so goddamned rare and elusive, why even fucking bother? Live your life for yourself, not for other people and their admiration/worship/whatever.
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>>64822846
>porn
They literally said "first crush", anon. That's not considered porn by society, that's considered cute.
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>>64822918
I know
It was an example of a similar scenario
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>>64822964
Ah, I see. What fetish were you trying to hide, and what did you talk about instead?
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this is me
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>>64823017
>kicked out from school
what did you dooooooo
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>>64821989
I don't like talking to doctors. Every time I do I just sort of go into autopilot and say whatever I think will end the conversation the fastest. I went to a psychologist for years and never said anything except that I was fine.
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>>64823102

I do this too and I fucking hate it.
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>>64823048
>all these "why oh why am I not a super special snowflake" comics
Fucking hell, being bad at something is literally just the first step. Keep walking.
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>>64823140
>implying you have the potential
If everyone could be great, everyone would be great.
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>>64823102
Then force yourself to tell the psychiatrist (notice how I say psychiatrist, not psychologist) this, verbatim: "My brain keeps coming up with suicide scenarios and contemplates them as solutions." Then go from there, without ever taking the easy way out.
I'll be honest: it's gonna suck. It's basically like if a bone was malformed. You're gonna have to break a part of your brain, shape it in a better way, and go through extensive reeducation. It'll hurt, it'll be long, you'll have relapses that'll make you feel like you're back to step one.
But I can guaran-fuckin'-tee you, you will succeed.
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>>64823048

Fuck me, this is too close.
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>>64784572
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>>64823179

Sure, if that's your mindset. I'm a shitty artist, but that's not gonna stop me from trying to get better. The harder I work, the better I'll get. And I'm not gonna throw it all away because a voice in the back of my head tells me it's pointless.
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>>64823140

Except for those people who did and they remained stagnant despite genuine effort.
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>>64823140

>thinking that to feel that way, ever, means it's what you actually believe
>thinking you should come in and dispense some wisdom
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>>64823179
Hah, no. This is the exact reasoning that sparked my years-long depression. Potential =/= Actual, by a fucking long shot. Just because you could, doesn't mean you automatically can. Being good at something requires effort and time, both of which are limited resources. You wanna be a good writer? Shit out tons of pages each day. You wanna be a good illustrator? Shit out tons of drawings each day. You wanna be a good musician? You get the idea.
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>>64784572
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>>64808734
What? Options doesn't work as email field.
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>>64823306
That person thought it enough to make a fucking comic about it. Fuck that short-sighted mindset. Sure, you're shit now, but if you continue pumping out shit while knowing what makes it shit, you'll make it marginally less shit each time. Stack it enough, and people will like your not-shitty shit.
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>>64823469
This is from the same artist, six years ago.

Diminishing returns is a helluva thing.
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>>64823614
Hey, you guys like the comic well enough, don't you? Not to mention I can see the art and writing got better. Good for him.
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>>64823469

>don't make anything that portrays any mindset other than absolute clear-thinking optimism
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i cant even pick the right nedroid one because of how many good ones there are
it makes me feel not so alone sometimes
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>>64823705
You know what? You're right. It was obnoxious of me to assume that people can control their feelings to such a point that they can automatically submit to reason. Lord knows I can't. I apologize for being condescending and obnoxious in the presentation of my beliefs.
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>>64823932

I literally don't know what to do with a polite response, 4chan has ruined me
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>>64811927
Most of my shame from my teenage years comes from looking back at all the missed chances that I can't believe teenage me was so fucking stupid to have missed.
>girl and I have to do some shit in drama class, we have to be boyfriend/girlfriend. Afterwards she told me how we should "try it for real" and I just thought she was joking.
>girl asks me when we are gonna get together and get to know each other. I assume she meant as friends and just said "lol I dunno"
>girl used to basically be up in my shit all the time, once even sat on my lap and started squirming until I got a boner and she told me how good it felt.
>girl used to always ask me to skip with her but I was a faggot and always said "lolnah mah grades", during class she'd sit across from me and flash me her underwear (she wore a lot of skirts)
>girl signed my year book senior year declaring how attractive she always thought I was and how she only started talking to me because she thought I was cute, gave me her number, and admitted having a crush on me for years.
I so badly wish I was joking, but teenage me was a fucking asshole. That guy was a fucking shit who I wish I could slap across the face a million times. The sad thing I still do this shit. I am doomed to a life of being a fucking animu MC.
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>>64824009
I've never had it happen to me before, but I've seen it a few times. I think you just say that polite responses confuse you and then call the other guy a fagget.
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>>64824163
Edit out the loved ones and this would fit pretty well for me.
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>>64821376
There was a solid year where I would go to bed at like 11 and maybe fall asleep at 3am after several hours of staring at the ceiling lamenting over the eternal nothingness that is death.

I got over it rather recently when someone posted some dumb SMBC comic talking about how life is just a stream of consciousness and that by the time you wake up in the morning you're already another person with your memories and the old you is already a nonexistent nothing.

So now I just try to stay up as long as possible on the fear that falling asleep is basically damning myself to death and I'd never know it come the morning.

I'm thinking about honestly getting medication for these episodes. Sometimes I just start crying when I'm alone because I'm so afraid.
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>>64824163
Christ this gets me.
>tfw everyone thinks you are the confident, positive, funny guy who is not shy at all
>tfw you really are incredibly self-loathing and depressed
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>>64820371
I wish my town would bring back the Wendy's.

All that's left is a shitty Mcdonalds that is full of Bengali women who literally do not speak english and have never gotten my order right once and a Checker's that (while staffed by sassy black women who get my shit right) people get mugged at a lot.
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>>64824334
You just didn't go far enough down the rabbit hole.
How's this for size: the you of a nanosecond ago is already dead.
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>>64823932
Is this sarcasm? It feels like sarcasm.
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>>64820261
>mfw I have recently started considering paying for camwhore sites and private videos
Halp! There is no returning after that.
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>>64823755
Heh, I actually lived through a house fire two weeks ago where some fuck set the mattress in the next room aflame, and I had to fight it with a hose, but this made me laugh. Thank you.
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>>64823043
>Tell a joke, everyone thinks I'm serious
>State something sincere, everyone thinks I'm joking
I've only brought this upon myself.
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>>64785175
>>64785761
I'm the guy who would try to start that conversation. Do people hate me? I'd just rather talk about current events around the world because nothing is going on in my life.
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>>64824524
I assure you, it isn't.
I did think it felt like sarcasm on first draft, which is why I added "Lord knows I can't." to express the fact that I understood my former hypocrisy.
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>>64824508
>How's this for size: the you of a nanosecond ago is already dead.

Oh no I've been there before too, I just haven't really accepted it because I have to function in some way during my day.
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>>64824617
I dunno, I feel it's pretty important to discuss world events and transfer information that could influence your life and those around you. Maybe you just talk with dipshits?
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>>64824629
I don't get it. How does constant change stop you from appreciating life?
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>>64824667
I have one friend who will talk with me about anything and we often draw on current events for conversation starters but it seems most people aren't really interested. More often it seems they want to talk about their jobs and/or schooling and those are two topics I hate discussing.
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>>64822896
>What"s with this obsession for being super special and remembered, anyway?
It's not about being super special it's just about how irrational my mind is whenever I'm alone as well as my insecurities that are mixed in. I wish to be happy, but I'm the only person who stops myself from doing so.

In general though a lot of people wants to be a special snowflake because it is the media, but the problem with those people are that they've never learned want they really wanted in life or because they never had enough attention growing up. Their problem is they don't know how to be happy because the world has told them that if you're not famous or rich then you ain't shit. I'm not happy because I'm stopping myself from being happy.
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>>64785718
That pistol in the last panel. Got me so hard.
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>>64824900
No, see, you're not happy because you're pursuing happiness for its own sake. That's like falling in love for the rush of falling in love, not because you actually appreciate the other person: it's bound to fail.
Just do what you need to do, then do what you like to do. Happiness will come in time.
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>>64825005
I might have used the wrong thing. I'm just using happiness as a vague thing like following your dreams or doing some thing you think is cool.
I'm not pursuing happiness for happiness sake. I'm pursing a dream because it is something I've always wanted to do.
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>>64825005
What about when you never find something you like to do? How does one reach happiness when the life they live is just a process of going through the motions in an attempt to keep up the appearance of having goals and aspirations for the future?
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>>64784572
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>>64825142
When did I ever say having goals and aspirations for the future was the way to go?
Sometimes people like the small stuff. Making car models, collecting postcards, dicking around on the net... It's all good. If you still feel your life is incomplete, do some good old fashioned introspection, possibly with the help of a shrink. It's their job to help you sort out your mind.
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>>64820302
Fat girls have big breasts, idiot. You can't even bully a girl right
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>>64825096
Well if you're pursuing your dream, where's the problem?
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>>64785718
I think I have a new favorite webcomic.
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>>64825271
I'm keeping myself from pursuing it. Insecurities, self loathing and whatever else. I hate myself more than having the want to see things come through. You get what I'm saying?
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>>64825323
In a sense. I'm probably a broken record at this point, but seriously: shrinks are cool. They're there to talk about you with you, and only you. Go see one if you feel you're holding yourself back.
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The answer is yes
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>>64820371
I tried ASMR to try and get me to go to sleep but it wasn't what I thought it was and ended up being more uncomfortable than soothing.
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>>64818187
>Beartato watches
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>>64788867
>>64818748
>>64818804
Are these new?
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>>64819930
I almost literally did this this morning.
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>>64821253
Who even is this character
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>>64819930
>11:04 am
>am
ha
hahaha. ha.
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>>64821430
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>>64814832
Jesus.

Nedroid is just too perfect.

As a comic, it is everything I am not.

Ugh now I'm sad.
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>tfw I don't have the same problems as 90% of this thread
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>>64819930
I have a tablet, now I don't even get out of bed.
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>>64824594
I have this friend who, due to some weird shit I sometimes say will not believe any real science fact I tell her. It's pretty funny actually and I never tell her if I was joking or not.
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>>64818187
>>64818471
>2 different people 2 different nights say I look like I've lost weight and that my shirt is nice.
>I haven't changed eating habits and thought I'd actually put on weight
>The shirt is two years old
>WERE THEY BEING SERIOUS
>OR WAS EVERYONE LAUGHING AT ME
>OH GOD WHAT DO I DO
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>>64824334
Not really true, but whatever.
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>>64824594
>say anything
>people think I'm being sarcastic

It really sucks when I try to genuinely compliment someone and they get offended
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>>64826463
Buy a scale, check your weight.
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>>64794647
Grant Morrison's Doom Patrol
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>>64785718

god the art is gorgeous
and it still manages to be delightfully cartoonishly expressive despite the detail
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>>64821408
>>64821376
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>>64821376
I used to be constantly haunted by those thoughts and it lead to me being horribly depressed for a few months back in my preteen days, but nowadays whenever my mind broaches the subject I just frantically start thinking about anything else until the feeling of panic subsides. I recall one specific time that I turned on some Adventure Time to drown it out, which was more comforting than most other things that I'd tried.

I also recall one anon on /co/ saying something along the lines of "everyone has had these thoughts since forever and they've all managed to power through them, it's just a matter of maturity" which is kind of bullshit but it honestly helps to give me a goal to work towards as far as not letting these kinds of things bother me. Having that kind of depression looming over you at all times but not directly affecting you also helps to put everything else into perspective so that smaller things don't cause you to panic. I try to be optimistic about it, you know?
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>>64828056
Have you heard of Terror Management Theory?
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>>64828056

I do the same thing, except instead of distracting myself thoughts or media I just insert large dildos/objects into my ass
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>>64828360
I hadn't, it seems about right though.
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>>64825780

Fuck.
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>>64818561
>has same as me
I hate that shit
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>Only about five people responded with comics that aren't webcomics
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>>64831470
got a problem with that pleb?
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>>64796116
>boxdog
And i had just recently forgotten EVERYTHING about it.
memory relapse engaged
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I have this now.
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>>64785175
>Five Guys.png
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If there's a page that summarizes what it's like to be surrounded by people who resent you, people who you resent, people who can't understand you, and/or the crushing loneliness and depression that these things spawn, that's me.
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>>64832830
I used to. Never let her go, Anon.
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>>64785458
I had this dream when I was 8. It has haunted me ever since.
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this pretty much describes life and my thoughts about it im the grey squirrel
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>>64820723
SUCH BUCKLING MANLINESS.
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>>64786817
>tfw lol_comics is a total cunt and sued over someone using Nyancat
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>>64823048
Ouch, man. Ouch.
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>>64819792
The eternal darkness of non-existence, so dark, so cold, so true.

I have seen it
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>>64823043
>roommate hears music from downstairs, asks if it's our friend
>say yes
>she thinks I'm being sarcastic
>try to tell her I'm not
>She won't believe me
>keep trying to tell her it is him playing music
>start laughing because the situation is so stupid and ridiculous
>"geeze anon you're such a bad liar"
>I'm not lying but okay
>friend finally comes upstairs
>"Oh my god anon why didn't you tell me he was here"
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>>64833349
But if life is just a bunch of stuff happening how can you have your own 'path'?
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>>64833349

So you're basically an asshole?
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>>64834485
its laid out by nature, its not "your" path, you just happen to be walking on it, as it crosses with other paths.

>>64834520
>telling the truth is being an asshole

shut the fuck up ted.
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>>64813474

You should just write the crap anon.
Eventually you get good ideas, then you trim the bad ones and stick the good idea together.
I am writing a worthless book that nobody will ever read.
It's great.
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>>64834571
See I've got a similar concept if the world. The universe is just a bunch of shit happening all the time so there's no preordained path, just what you actually do. And there's no limit o what you can do except the laws of physics and the amount of effort you put into what you want.
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>>64835008
>copied and pasted panel
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>>64795374
I wish I was owl.
It would be an improvement.
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Wouldn't it be nice if we had an "off" switch?
Just click it and puff we're gone.
No pain, no corpse left behind, nothing.
Puff.
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>>64833349
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWH_9VRWn8Y&feature=youtu.be&t=44s
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>>64833349

Not even sure why the Hawk was needed. The simplest example of the brown squirrel's folly would be to show, as is the case with the first 8 panels, that the environment it's alive in sustains its initial and continued existence. Without any proof otherwise outside that ecosystem is not so promising.

Sure there could be an ADVENTURE~ waiting but realistically outside a forest where trees and life supporting shit are not present, often with good reason, it's most likely unsuitable, uninhabitable or even hostile for any particular way of living. Leading to an untimely ironic demise in the pursuit to trying to "take over life".

That this Hawk with intended purpose has to swoop in as a big honking laser guided point is a bit hackish. Final panel could have just been Squirrely's rotting carcass alone out in a field somewhere.

tl;dr You know what they say Life is? Well Nature doesn't need an introduction, it is constantly in this bitch. In fact you're in this bitch by virtue of Nature's invitation and you know why they say "died of natural causes"? It's because Nature invited and now is constantly trying to kill you every chance it gets. You don't live every day you have, you just barely survive it.

Forget getting hit by a bus you tried to catch or catching a bullet, catch that cold without the right resources and environment around and see what happens.
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>>64836393

And yet in our ultimately futile existence therein lies the the other great irony with Nature birthing and then trying to kill us the entirety of our lives. Why have free will if freedom is an illusion loosely covering the reality of every situation?

To quote Trick Daddy
>E'rybody wanna motherfuckin know why, I, dress so fly, sit so high
>Bitch, I do it for the hood, bitch-ass niggas I do it cause I could
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>>64833381
God I wanna fuck Ornac until he cries.
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>>64836860
The end goal of Life is survival. How it achieves this is having all living creatures pitted against each other so that only the best at surviving do so. As long as you're alive, you deserve to live however you like (from Life's point of view; society is an entirely different matter).
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>>64840632
I have that fear
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>>64833381
This remindes me of the album cover to loveless
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>>64840632
honestly nedroid is just like the best

and that's all I have to say about that, goodbye
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>>64842682
>loveless
Go back to /mu/
im just kidding my main board is /mu/
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>>64844250

You should be ashamed of yourself.
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>>64844715
I LOVE YOU JESUS CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIST
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>>64823179
Greatness isn't something your born with, it's not something you'll have thrust upon you. It's something you'll have to claw and dig your way towards. You can only coast on natural talent for so long before you have to put in the effort. But that's hard, isn't it? It's much easier to just write off as 'a lack of potential'. Atleast that way it's not your own fault, right?
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>>64844833

Uh, you gotta listen to it a few more times to fully appreciate!
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>>64845148
ITAOTS is one if my favorite albums. And you do have to listen to it a few times. It probably wasn't until my 3rd listen that I truly fell in love with it.
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>>64801953
Every time. Every fucking time.
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>>64836509
>a bit hackish
Don't you mean it's a bit hawkish
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>>64845279
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>>64819930
Holy shit, it's like my sophomore year of college.
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>>64845491
NMH is actually a fairly well known band, and is critically acclaimed. That comic would be true if i was talking about how much i was getting into field recordings of ice melting.

Although field recordings of ice melting are actually pretty cool.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JG_IqiFdHuQ
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>>64845438
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>>64826291
>One Piece
Read it.
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>>64845916
Don't do that.
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Dog without a bone, an actor out on loan

also fuck you Mister Twister, I know you posted something
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Just the bullying part. I still think about what I went through in school and it still hurts.
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>>64845943
Why don't you like adventure and nakama bro?
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>>64846070
That sucks, anon.
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>>64846335
I hate fun.
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>>64846070
>be really fat until 15
>finally lose the weight and get cystic acne
Welp
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>>64846402
It does. Sometimes it still really gets to me.
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>>64824358
How is the internet connection in the afterlife Robin Williams?
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>>64818462
>Mount & Blade
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Guess who I am
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>>64846663
What comic is that? I like the art and reverse image search tells me nothing.
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>>64847812
xkcd plz go
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Sadness covers me like a blanket. Tuck me in, let me die.
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>>64847859
Serenity, a christian comic that gets storytimed here every Easter and Christmas. Subjectively, it is one of my favorite comics of all time.
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>>64820213
People assume the worst from me, but I just want to be loved and love.
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>>64847897
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>>64847924
Why do people assume the worst of you?
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>>64847921
Allow me to elaborate: Serenity Harper is the new "bad girl" in town, and the bible club at high school takes her in to try to clean her up. The story at first glance is cliched, but over the course of the comic you grow attached to the characters and the ending hurts like a motherfucker. Add in the revaluation from e-mails to the author, and you have a tour de force of emotions.
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>>64813436
>tfw I can now recite the actual dialogue of several porn scenes by heart
>tfw I actually know why those two people are fucking on the balcony
>tfw I tear up a bit at the end of one of my favourite gang bag vids, because I know that while it will be a long, emotional road, I know that woman will eventually get over her husband cheating on he and move on
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>>64847873
I'm just a guy dude I dunno
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>>64847986
I'm not a dependable person, but I try.
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>>64848197
What is stopping you from succeeding?
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>>64819792
>consider suicide once or twice
>not for any serious reasons, like "oh god my life is terrible, I must end it" just casually.
>like "huh, high schools almost over. What should I do with my life after? Maybe I should kill myself"
>"Huh, nothing to do today. Wonder how far that drop is."
I honestly don't know if I should be worried about this.
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>>64848242
My anxiety.
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That said if several of them died tomorrow I'd be more shocked then saddened.
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>>64848282

I've been there. I would recommend getting help if it keeps occurring though.
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>>64848492
Haven't really had it happen since I started college and got more friends. The big thing was just boredom honestly, and the thought that boredom might be all there is to it. I didn't really like the idea of just sitting at home on the computer all day.
I still do that, but now I have options!
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>>64824163

Reminds me of how during high school I put on a flippant persona to pre-emptively safeguard against social fuckery. Somehow it actually worked. Because of the nonsensical shit I'd say to anyone without care people thought I was a comedic genius maverick and my aloof nature, which was really me being a witless loser instead of a willful loner, let them make up their own idea of what I was doing on my own when really I was just alone because. No special reason, no secret on-goings.

Flash forward a few years to me becoming somewhat self-aware of the effect and suddenly I lost all my faked charisma. It's like that thing about the magic disappearing once you understand the trick. I just want to know one thing.

Was I ever that guy and am just going through a psychological block phase because of doubt or did people just think I was that guy and he's not coming back whoever he even was?

Because I kind of want back what I never had. What's funny is I made people laugh and I'm afraid I'll never even get the joke.
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>>64848777
My father died when right before my 13th birthday, and now i have a massive hole in my memory that starts around the time he died, and ends when i went of to college, so almost 6 years. I remember almost nothing of middle and high school. But i have all these friends on social media and such and I dont know how i got them or much about them at all really. I don't know what kind of person i was for almost 6 years of my life. I've broken off ties with alot of those friends in the past 2 years, after i realized that i don't really like them that much. I don't know what old me saw in them. It really is terrifying not knowing yourself.
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>>64820287
Not of you live outside of the country for 2/3rds of the year and own no property.
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I felt the same as some of yous for a long time and feel for y'all. It's never easy and at least we opened up about it. We're all gonna make it. Just know that I love you all and am happy to see you guys here posting and lurking. Stay frosty, /co/mrades!
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>>64821408
son i didnt jump off of a height during my depressing childhood was because a friend fell from a great height and survived but had to go through hell lotta pain for years. I wasnt afraid to die, i was afraid i would survive... badly

that and also i still had a backlist of various media i had to catchup with.

So the reason i am still not thinking about jumping again is because i still have an evergrowing backlist i need to finish
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>>64854184
That's why you DIVE from a great height, head first.
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>>64854257
Into a good book.
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>>64854184
>son

why the hell did i type son, i am in my mid 20s
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>>64845885
I watched Drive recently
Gosling's great
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>>64822896
>Live your life for yourself
But that's fucking dumb
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>>64857592
Wait what
Who else would you live it for, unless you had children/were in an dangerously devoted relationship
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>>64836509
I don't think the hawk was supposed to be juxtaposed with his speech at all.
I think the comic makes it seem like it'd getting to a point but instead of that the squirrel dies. That's the joke.
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>>64857809
The hawk takes him to the hills
He gets his stupid wish
That's the joke
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>>64820371
>Didn't know this was a thing
>look it up
>listen to women whisper to me while I browse internet and do other things
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>>64804728
>>64859056
>nowkiss.png
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>>64784572
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>>64862886
This is the most faithful homage to Peanuts I've ever read.
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>>64863071
Then you haven;t seen this one.
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>>64863071
I think you mean Chris Ware's career.
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>>64863145
You read the latest update on the graveyard comic? It's pretty good.
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>>64784572
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