What does he do all day? Does he just sit in a chair staring

>>64604777
I'm guessing that he doesn't lack a sense of accomplishment. He makes a difference so yeah, he can relax.

Either he can alter his consciousness such that he blinks and he has arrived at his destination from his perspective or he spends the time contemplating and mentally simulating.

>>64604777
Can Galactus masterbate? Does cum the jizz cosmic?

>>64605054
>Not knowing the duties of a herald

>>64605104
So that's what the SS is covered with.

Look for food.

>>64604777
Attempt to satisfy the universe's largest case of the munchies.

>>64604777
I imagine he introspects and waits on his next cosmic meal.

>>64605132
>Implying its not Stardust's job

He probably enters a form of trance so he doesn't have to contend with the endless gnawing hunger that is his existence for every second of his life

How does Galactus eat planets? Like we eat apples?

>>64605246
He builds a machine that breaks it down into energy, which he then absorbs

>>64605288
Essentially this, only I think he just eats the core and then the outer shell kind of disintegrates.

He cries about that time Kitty Pryde punched him.

Only the highest tier villains sit in comfy chairs all day.

>>64605295
Presumably at some point it also kills everything on the surface as well, since he only eats planets with life because regular worlds just can't satisfy him enough

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>>64605336
>planets with life

It's not "planets with life", it's planets that can/could support life. There is something about them and their core, and such life bearing planets which are young and just forming are the most nourishing.

Galactus also gets to immediately stand in the lava on such newly forming planets, which is something he has to wait till the end for on older ones. Galactus fuckin' loves standing in the lava for some reason...

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Does his throne change based on who is viewing it?

Because I don't think the people who see him as a giant black web would understand that web sitting in a chair

>>64605336
>Presumably at some point it also kills everything on the surface as well
Nah bro, races that are advanced enough to build space ships and flee routinely do so.

>>64605403
It's probably the closest he gets to a bath

You know you'd do it too if you could

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>>64605446
>You know you'd do it too if you could
Yeah, standing in the lava sounds like it would be pretty awesome.

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Pretty much, then he hits the bowl, eats some snacks and repeat

>>64605417
That's the perfect blumpkin face lel

>>64605417
If Galactus picked up something in his hand, and was being viewed by a race that doesn't see he has hands, would the thing appear to be floating.

He probably doesn't perceive time like we do. Plus the whole universe is probably his tv so I wanna say reality shows, lots and lots of reality shows

>cosmic level entity
>essential for the propagation of the universe
>mills around the universe at random looking for food
>empowered a lesser being to mill around at random looking for food in his place

I never got that. You'd think with his cosmic senses he'd know just where to go for his next fix. Or that if he couldn't do it for some reason, his super advanced ship would

>>64605592
>Galactus I want to watch keeping up with the Korbinites; Eternity whines
>fuck that says Galactus; they aren't real celebrities

>>64605336
He eats planets that harbor a babby Celestial-like entity to make sure they don't reach maturity and fuck up the cosmic order more than it's already fucked.
The energy from those tend to attract life.

>>64605607
It's all a lie, what he really wanted was a companion.

>>64605620
Earth X isn't canon

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>>64605575
He's also appeared as a giant many-tentacled monster. It's probably an abstract thing that "just works".

>>64605633
O-oh.
Well, I guess he has no excuses for eating planets with stuff on it I guess.
Or maybe his cosmic sense only tells him to go there, there and there and he needs a herald to make sure they're not populated.

>>64604777
he also eats.

>tfw galactus is living just like you, minus the appearance of superheroes.

>>64605632
It could still work. Probably better than it does, if his route is pre-determined, a Herald would actually be useful in sparing lives rather than showing up five minutes before the Big G chows down

>Galactus you look lonely and I bet you hate killing people
>Empower me to be your companion and Herald, on the condition you spare my world

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>>64605666
No kidding, Satan

He probably plays candy crunch

>>64604777

Waits for his next meal, he's basically a /fit/izen who is obsessed with meal timing.

I wish we could get a good Galactus mini series so we can see what the fuck goes on in his head and what he do besides searching for food

All we ever get is the same typical "humans must stop Galactus from eating their planet" story over and over again.

>>64605709
>the only reason Galactus eats inhabited worlds is because they fit his macros

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>>64605690
>Those ingredients
That sounds fucking disgusting.

>>64604777
Well when people are hungry they either think about great food they've had once or great food they're going to try.

So he just thinks about that really ripe planet he had 2 years ago and how he could go for more

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>>64605756
I think he looks better bald under the hat

He sits around waiting for his kid to call like all old people.

>>64605830
>>64605756
Why Galactus looks like a human?

>>64605863
But his daughter got teen pregnant

>>64605866
Because Galactus appears differently based on who is viewing him

And in a comic book, the person viewing him is human

>>64605876
>imply all old folks aren't always nagging about grandkids anyway

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>>64605866
He's with Hercules. Also we are humans who are reading the comic.

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>>64604777
Indulges his bulimia.

Planets really go to the hips.

>>64605884
>>64605912
>differently based on who is viewing him
That's some nice idea.

>>64605945
See >>64605417

>>64605910
>as a teenager
>parents hellbent on making sure you don't ever have sex and become teen pregnant
>as an adult
>OMG WHY THE FUCK DON'T I HAVE GRANDKIDS YET

Parents, man.

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>>64605666

Oh god that made me giggle. I'll never be able to remove this mental image now.

Has anyone started a stray herald shelter to help them get adopted?

>>64606076
>implying anyone wants Stardust

>>64606076
>Adopting assholes that sell out your planet.
Yeah nah.

>>64605912
>Herc sates his problem.

Why doesn't he keep doing this?

>>64606076
Reed Richards seems to have, most of them end up on earth at some point after galactus gets sick of their shit.

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>>64606142
Not thinking about eating doesn't remove the need to eat.

>>64606150
Everything ends up on Earth in the end

>>64605667
This was Silver Surfer's motivation in the cartoon. Galactus, being a dick, removed his memories and stopped it.

>>64605929
Man, Jason Aaron really should only write for cartoons.

>god bomb
>god of bombs
>ALL BLACK THE NECROSWORD

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>Galactus is an on and off sympathetic character who got a raw deal and has to destroy worlds to survive
>Is somehow okay with Stardust' sadism and killing everyone trying to flee

>>64605575
>>64605651
It's a trick question. Galactus is not an entity and does not have hands. Mankind just sees hands to comprehend how Galactus is moving, hitting, and "grabbing" things. As Galactus is a force of nature. In other races, they would probably see tentacles, paws, pseudopods, etc as would make sense to them.

>>64604777
There's a cosmic bar where all the big shots hang out when they're off the panel. The Phoenix spends the most time there, getting drunk enough to try and rape redheads again.

>>64606190
Galactus cares not for your petty mortal sense of morality.

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Why doesn't each race just guilt trip Galactus by having a telepath project illusions in his mind and make him hallucinate their planet is Taa?

>>64606269
Taa is dead.

>>64606279
That's not important.

>>64606269
You do realize that Galactus eating planets is needed to hold greater evils at bay, right?

>And why must Galactus survive? For, no matter how many worlds I devour ... How many civilizations I destroy ... It is my destiny to one day give back to the Universe – Infinitely more than I have ever taken from it. So speaks Galactus!

>>64606269
Few telepaths can survive mindlinking with Galactus.

>>64606269
How are any telepaths going to even know what Taa is? Also:

>making mind to mind contact with an existence on the level of Galactus
>good idea

Yeah, I'm sure that won't burn out your mind and body from the psychic backlash of trying to read the thoughts of a being that metaphysically huge.

>>64606297
>How are any telepaths going to even know what Taa is?

I dunno, by looking into his memorie?

>>64606190
Stardust does eventually grow out of that around annihilation or so

>>64606302
>looking into the memory of a being older than the Universe

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>>64606190
Galactus can literally turn his sense of morality on and off at will. He is able to limit or extend his abilities in various ways.

He turned off his morals at some point because he was getting sick of contemplating the suffering he is causing. Sleeping eased his worry for a while but then he began having cosmic nightmares, and then off the morals went.

>>64606258
So why the fuck does he have heralds then? Fuck it, he should just eat planets and be done with it.

>>64605288
He also doesn't actually need the machine to do it, the machine just makes the process much more efficient, so that he can go longer between meals.

Think of the machine as basically being his knife and fork.

>>64605607
Galactus bears civilized beings no ill will, and its their planet he's after, not the people on it. His Herald doesn't just look for food, it also warns the civilizations of the planet of his coming so that they can have a chance to escape.

>>64606332
Having heralds pick and choose a planet for you to munch on is much easier than doing it yourself when you have your morals flipped off for your own sanity. It's that fine line between good and evil.

>>64605633>>64605660
True enough, but we do know that it's canon that he HAS to eat planets or bad shit goes down; and that Galactus has said that, someday, in the far, far future, he will do a THING so amazing that it will more than make up for all the lives he has ever ended.

Personally I think the thing is that he'll explode into the next Big Bang.

>>64604777
he watches anime

>>64606397
that seems to be the prevalent theory

>>64606397
>Personally I think the thing is that he'll explode into the next Big Bang.

Shit nigga, that makes alot of sense. Galactus serves as the cosmic balancer between Eternity and Death. Heat death of the universe is inevitable so he exists to start a new universe when ours dies so that Eternity and Death stay in balance. Galactus has it rough.

>>64606397
This seems largely unnecessary with the level of power that exists in the current universe only, let alone the multiverse

I dunno the way he's scared of dying to the ultimate nullifier, has morals (that he can turn off apparently), has been beat up and stuff all make me think that he might be a little less almighty then he acts

Ultimately he's weird enough to write I imagine that there's just a bunch of inconsistencies with him though, all the cosmic stuff is kinda crazy and intentionally hard to comprehend because its all supposed to be incomprehensible

So is frozen finally banned or did the general die off?

>>64606454
He serves as the balance between Eternity and Death so he's gonna be inconsistent plenty of times. Still despite being so powerful he's still a living being, he's not a abstract.

>>64606454
>This seems largely unnecessary with the level of power that exists in the current universe only, let alone the multiverse

We don't have the same perspective as Galactus. For all we know entropy is a thing that affects ALL realities and Galactus has to/is currently eating them all. His being is such that he could simultaneously exist across multiple or even infinite realities, all of which are decaying, all of which will one day suffer heat-death without Galactus.

>make me think that he might be a little less almighty then he acts

Galactus' power is directly related to how recently and how well he's eaten. If it's been awhile then even, say, Doctor Strange could probably go toe-to-toe with him. If he's just eaten he's basically omnipotent.

>>64606454
maybe this sounds dumb but why does not he just eat the phoenix forever ?

>>64606505
'cos he's not supposed to.
His hunger is the literal entropy of the universe or something. He HAS to eat planets. I think.


Also: someone storytime The Last Galactus Story. I wanna read it again.

>>64606382
>Galactus bears civilized beings no ill will, and its their planet he's after, not the people on it

He occasionally goes crazy and develops a taste for civilised beings instead of their planets, unfortunately this does nothing to help his hunger so he just gets even more crazy.

Do you guys think he sits there and think about like outter worldly sex stuff.

>>64606610
No but he probably sits there and think about his cosmic taxes.

>>64606538
Are there digital rips of that?

>>64604777
maybe he wonders if his daughter is off being a slut

>>64606610
>"Her pussy was the size of planets and i'm starving."

>>64606610
See>>64605054
>>64605132 and >>64605104

>>64606651
I mean other than masturbation though. Like just strange weird sex he's seen the different alien species he's engaged.

>>64606397
>eats planets in precise order
>eventually consumes all matter and energy in the universe
>becomes a cosmic egg
>cosmic egg gives birth to new universe
>Galactus completes full circle by not only destroying the universe but by also creating the new universe.

>>64606318
>the watcher is there
Is he doing non watching stuff, again?

>>64606462
The general got banned
;_;

>>64606679
I think one of the other eternal beings in the marvel universe does that, The Contemplator maybe
>implying there isn't Cyrillic in my captcha

>>64606505
Phoenix Force is connected to multiverse stability. The M'Kraan crystal exists multiversally and hosts the Phoenix Force and the chosen wielders. He'd break the multiverse if he tried to.

Also his diet is only planets, so he'll probably still be hungry after eating it

I like how despite all the myriad things Galactus is/has done one thing's always constant: He's hungry and the only thing that'll do is planets

>>64606505
Well anon, why don't YOU eat the Phoenix then?

>>64604777
thingken of death

>>64606768
He was brought in to let Thanos know shit was about to go down

>>64607102
Ok, fair enough. You'd kinda thing Thanos could figure that out himself however, considering all the important people come visiting.

>>64607135
He turned up a couple minutes beforehand

>>64607150
Ok. I really should get around to read Infinity Gauntlet and stop making a fool of myself...

>>64606318
>look up who One Above All brought with him to the fight
>it's one of the nobody Celestials

What, was Exitar busy?

What do other high level cosmic beings do all day?

>>64605221
>Implying that one pair of puny mortal hands could complete the task

>>64607361
I guess they have functions to fill?

>>64604777
He doesn't want to move too much because that expends energy. Every movement must be appropriately calculated or he risks starving.

>>64604777

Like the other abstracts he observes cosmic aberrations that may require his attention.

Otherwise he's monitoring and mobilizing towards destinations.
It's like asking what a taxi-driver does all day.

>>64607361
-Troll those less significant than them
-Bicker with their cosmic counterparts
-Wait and see where things go

>>64605666
Laying on his bed with his foot on the headboard surfing /co/ from his cell phone.


Do you think marvel has a /co/? Like they just discuss real life superheros and shit?

>>64605403
The fuck is Metron doing the marvel Universe?

>>64607457

616 has a 4chan that have discussed Mettle, it's unclear which board or what boards present.

>>64605690
>For truly the hunger is upon me.

>>64607170
Yeah, read Thanos Quest first though. You'll thank me later.

>>64607436
So basically universe is a 4chan

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>>64607436

>-Troll those less significant than them
>-Bicker with their cosmic counterparts
>-Wait and see where things go

I wonder what kind of trolling Stranger does

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>>64607472
Justice League vs The Avengers. It's pretty good. At some point in the story the barriers between the two universes become weak enough for casual voyaging into each others universes, and the Avengers and Justice League become allies for a few years.

It also implies various villains and heroes venture into the other universe for one reason or another, sometimes permanently, such as Hawk Eye going to live in the DC Universe and joining the Justice League. I kinda wish they did a mini series showcasing some of the adventures that took place during that time.

Pic related, Hawk Eye as a Justice League member helps stop Dr Doom from penetrating the Source Wall in the DC Universe.

>>64605054
Why do you think they call it the milky way

>>64607585
>"Galactus dude I've found this fantastic planet full of LIFE you've never heard of, it's in the [deepest end of the unknown Universe] fucking tons of delicious LIFE you gotta visit that shit son I mapped it out for you"
>the trip takes Galactus a week and a couple of fights because he passes some worlds that lose their shit at the sight of Galactus
>turns out there's not that much life but it's still satisfying

>>64605504
That's why he likes life bearing planets, so he can steal their weed.

>>64607170
Ha. I just read it yesterday.
I want some rule 34 of Terraxia.
Fuck I love this cosmic shit.

>>64607642
It's sad because those really were the glory days. Well and the DnA stuff were all right as well.

>>64607586
I figured.
That's what Doom gets.

>>64607656
THOSE were the glory days?
Shit man that makes me sad.
Know any good Cosmic DC stories?

>>64607579
>So basically universe is a 4chan
>Celestials start memes which regularly go out of control and become cancerous
>Thanos posts about how tfw no gf
>Galatus is a completely unpredictable janitor
>Annihilus is a get/dubsfag
Sounds about right.

I'll take planets that have successfully repelled Galactus for 500, Alex.

Earth!
Galador!
Zenn-la!
Poppupia!
Apokolyps!
....

Any more?

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>>64607778
>wanting to consume Apokolips
he would have the cosmic runs

>>64607778
Apokolips didn't repel him, he just left when he found out there was nothing to eat

He thoroughly pushed in Darkseid's shit to get to that conclusion, too

>>64607793
whats going on here?

>>64607890
Fraction's awful writing.

>>64604777
you know that big helmet of his he keeps video games donuts and playboys in there

>>64607890
Odin and Galactus tried to kiss, but since neither of them know how to kiss properly...

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What dos Darkseid do all day?
Watch the Superman and Barda sex tape?

>>64607914
give some actual details, faggot

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>>64607979
Somebody get this hothead outta here.

>>64606269
there was an unfinished episode of silver surfer with something like that

>EXT. GALACTUS' SHIP - CONTROL CENTER - THE SIDE OF
>GALACTUS' FACE
>He smiles ever-so-slightly as he absorbs the energy of Earth.
>Then, suddenly, he jerks bolt upright as:
>GALACTUS' POV - THE CONTROL CENTER
>As the IMAGES ON the viewscreens FLICKER and change...every
>one of them SHOWING not Earth but space all around him --
>space filled with more giant ships, so much like his.

the full script is at http://pastebin.com/4i5Fq3Z1 if you want to read it

>>64607917

Shit, does he have a Nintendo 64? Does he let SS play?

>>64607976
I do.

>>64607976
He has all kinds of tapes, nigga. Darkseid once paid some low-key Mexican superdude to seks with Kyle Rainer when he was in Gotham.

True story.

>>64608025
Beuno Excellente wasn't paid by anyone, that's just what he does

I mean, they didn't even pay him to fuck Lobo's corpse on film

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>>64607879
>>64607778

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>>64608065

>>64608065
>>64608076
I love how Darkseid is suppose to the baddest motherfucker ever, but he shits himself when his dad comes back.

>>64608111
Darkseid is (was) the bitch of his family

>His dad is probably the only thing worse than him but got himself stuck on the Source Wall
>His mum killed the only woman he ever loved
>His brother was the inheritor of the Omega Sanction, Darkseid killed him to take it for himself

>>64608017
Yeah but SS has to use the madcatz controller

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>>64608157
So his brother's the bitch then.

>>64608176
>Galactus I keep telling you I can't use this I don't have enough arms OR a tentacle appendage!
>And I keep telling you to Herald me a world with a replacement if it bothers you that much!

>>64607793
Did Odin and Galatus just headbutt each other?

Context or more pages please.

>>64608215
If he hadn't killed him, Darkseid would've amounted to nothing. And he still has to deal with his waifu being dead and his daddy being stronger than him

>>64606048
Yeah, agreed--woah, what's up with captcha today?

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Seriously, what?

He's been around since the beginning of the Universe! Can't he just chill for a while?

>>64608270
Those easy ones were too good to last. Be happy the shits now chinese again

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>>64608248
Fool.
>Not knowing that Darkseid is.

>>64608298
No. No chilling.

Only hunger.

>>64608296

I just get numbers, and you can lie by one figure

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>>64608248
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Here's something about Galactus I don't quite follow. I was reading Annihilation and at one point, it's mentioned that he needs to feed "about once a month"... But Galactus is a cosmic being. Our solar-based time scale should be meaningless to him, and even if it isn't, thirty days is essentially nothing, on a cosmic timescale.

Wouldn't it have made more sense for them just to say he's constantly hungry, and thus constantly needs to eat? If 30 Earth days really is all it takes for him to need sustenance again, I'd imagine he never does anything BUT eat.

>>64608076

I wonder what kind of Galactus Darkseid sees?

>>64608630
Maybe he sees Tinky Winky.

>>64608630
I'd have to guess he sees a giant walking anus. of course I have no evidence to prove this, but who cares

>>64608614

Just assume the process that utilizes the energy absorbed takes a certain amount of time comparatively measurable with Earth units.

After all regardless of what Galactus is matter particle interactions are still governed by laws. Also the writers haven't solidified what he's actually doing with the energy yet so it could go towards all sorts of things that take all sorts of intermediary steps.

>>64608711
How does his shit look?

>>64608799

They don't call it an assteroid belt for nothing.

>>64608799
Shit requires a system capable of waste

Galactus would be a very poor universal abstract if he wasted any of the energy he absorbed

>>64608711
I can respond to all of that with "Power Cosmic" which is "Space Magic."

>>64605555
checked

Gunpla

>>64607481
kek
Source

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>>64604777

>>64606098
I'd take her

I'd also dust her star

>>64606318
>xia
I stil can't get over the fact that Thanos made himself a girlfriend that was a rule 63 version of himself.

>>64611687
that was so fucking funny.

thanos is what your average beta on /r9k/ would probably turn out to be if they were born on titan.

>>64607979
Fraction thinks Odin can actually stand up to galactus

>>64608614
Yeah that blurb is fucked. Galactus can and has gone thousands of years without eating. It's one of the reasons he has heralds. Finding life suitable planets is a bitch.