"Well, hello there, little boy! Don't be shy!"
Fulfilling that stereotype about black men and fat white women eh?
>Billy: Tell me the story of your rage.
>King Beardbottom: It was many, many years ago, after the great battle for Midwestern Earth had been won. A council of representatives from each race met to divide up the food service industry!
>Lawyer: All right, now I just want to make sure we're all totally clear on who's in charge of what.
>Lawyer: Mankind gets the hamburger business...
>Lawyer: The druids are in charge of lentils and soy...
>Lawyer: The halflings will make chicken nuggets...
>Lawyer: The elves are in charge of mushrooms, and finally, the dwarves will bake the cookies.
>Elf: Excuse me! If I could just interject for a moment!
>Lawyer: The floor is open to daddy elf.
>Elf: It seems to me like the camera took the picture, but the flash didn't go off. I mean, really, now, Beardbottom: Can you honestly tell me you'd be happy spending the rest of your life standing in front of a hot oven while wearing a starched, white, APRON?
>King Beardbottom: Well, no, but -
>Elf: Let me see your arm for a second.
>(Beardbottom holds out his arm)
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>Elf: Look at these thick, sinewy muscles and these bulging, compact thighs.
>King Beardbottom: So, um... What's your point?
>Elf: Quite simply, this: Who's better suited to the exciting, physically rewarding task of chopping down giant mushrooms? Little, tiny me, or great, big YOU?
>King Beardbottom: Oooh! OOOH! I am! I AM!
>Elf: So, it's settled. The elves get the cookies, and the dwarves get the stinky fungus!
>(Billy walks on-screen)
>Billy: Wait a second. hold up. How can you be mad at the elves? You CHOSE to trade cookies for mushrooms!
>Druid 1: Hey, did that kid just step into the flashback?
>Druid 2: What manner of sorcery be this?
>King Beardbottom: I'M MADE 'CAUSE THEY GOT RICH! They knew the cookie business was a trillion-dollar growth industry!
>Elf: No, we didn't.
>King Beardbottom: Yes, you did!
>Elf: No, we didn't.
>King Beardbottom: Yes, you DID!
>Elf: No, we didn't.
>King Beardbottom: AAARRRGH! Enough! This flashback is OVER!
What's that? Voltaire thread you say?
Well, if you insist...
rero rero rero rero
how can a skeleton feel pain?
My names not Dad, Billy. IT'S
MOGAR!! [screeching intensifies]
Holy shit, is this official art? Those hips are amazing.
>So who's riding her?
Do you really need to ask?
Mandy was the best character though.
She helped keep the show grounded. Whenever something kind of stupid happened, she was there to be bitter and cynical about it. Whenever Billys antics got a little too "Fanboy-and-Chumchumy" she was there to smack the shit out of him. The show would have been Uncle Grandpa without her, just crazy over the top characters doing crazy shit.
I love you Pud'n, do you love me?
Pud'n Have you ever heard of Tough love?
>You will never save Christmas with a vampire sidekick
Hey watcha tryin to do?
Suck my brains out?
Seriously though, what was up with Maxwell Atoms' obsession with brains?
Don't worry new buddy, I'll get ya all sorts of brains.
Wait a second, was the song written for the episode, or the episode written for the song?
HAS NO STYLE HE HAS NO GRACE THAT KID HAD A SEXY WAIST
Can we get some more fanart? I feel like this thread needs some more fanart.
I loved how Grim acknowledged he stopped caring in The Secret Snake Club vs PE episode.
>Sperg: (runs in and grabs the scythe) Gimme that! (runs off) Grim: I stopped caring like five episodes ago!
Not every cartoon character in the world has to be voiced by Tom Kenny, they're allowed to be - Dare I say? - subtle.
PS: I've got nothing against Tom Kenny, I think he's a great voice actor. But with the possible exception of the Ice King, every character he plays is a maniac whom the writers try way to hard to make funny.
>every character he plays is a maniac whom the writers try way to hard to make funny
>with the possible exception of the Ice King
>not a maniac
>not being made funny every moment he's on screen
What's the name of the episode where Mandy is some slug-like thing that enslaves the earth? If I'm not wrong, that whole thing was a giant Dune reference, but I'd have to see it again. A link would be very cool, if it exists.
I find the Ice King genuinely funny.
It never feels forced.
But this is not an AT thread, so I'll stop now.
YOU'VE MESSED WITH THE NATURAL ORDEEEEEEEEER
I Don't know if it's intentional or not, but it's practically like a signature at this point.
Does anybody remember when Billys dad ate his own brain?
>You will never be best friends with the grim reaper
Can we turn this into a Dead Meat thread?
A Grim Adventures thread without Fred Fredburger?