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OVER THE LINE MARVEL

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OVER THE LINE MARVEL
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Nice that someone in the media gets it.
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Finally we lefties have someone to look foward to. I'm glad Marvel is finally representing the 10% of the population!
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What If Ned Flanders Was The Green Goblin?
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>>63823681
>supporting left handed scum
next you're going to tell me muties deserve the same rights as man
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A left-handed onion? Nice
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Absolutely disgusting. Being right-handed is central to Norman Osborn's character.

#FireRickRemender
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>>63823681

We Gobi now
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>>63823796
That picture is clearly photoshopped, America would never have a left handed president.
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For fuck sake Marvel. Way to shit up on 50 years of history.
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>>63823649

The Onion is "the media" in the same sense that Fox News is "fair and balanced".
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>>63823613
wow. Im done with comics now
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>>63823783
>Being right-handed is central to Norman Osborn's character.
Seriously. How can anyone write him as a leftie if they don't point out his struggles and his culture? They can't just write him as a right handed man that happens to be left handed.

Fucking tumblr I swear.
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>>63823613

I guess you could say he's...sinister.
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>In a month that has already seen several key changes to popular comic book characters, publisher Marvel Comics revealed Monday that a new version of Spider-Man archenemy the Green Goblin would be left-handed. “We felt it was time for Marvel to give the Spider-Man series an exciting new perspective, and we’re confident readers are going to agree when they catch sight of obsessive Oscorp researcher Dr. Charles ‘Lefty’ Langkowski,” Marvel chief creative officer Joe Quesada said of the change, which will come in an issue that follows the left-handed scientist, who accidentally spills a biogenic serum from his clumsy right hand and subsequently transforms into the unhinged, Halloween-themed supervillain. “From throwing his signature arsenal of Pumpkin Bombs with his left hand rather than his right, to leaning in the opposite direction while riding the Goblin Glide, it’s a fresh, new path forward for the character, and everyone at Marvel is excited for fans to follow the ‘Sinister Southpaw’s’ reign of terror.” Reactions to the announcement have reportedly been mixed, with a number of readers praising the introduction of a more relatable figure, while others expressed frustration that the Marvel Universe still lacked an ambidextrous character.
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>>63823857
Take the S word to another place. I don't need to be triggered by assholes like you, Carlos.
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>>63823613
LEFTIES DON'T BUY COMICS
THIS FUCKING PANDERING, GODDAMNIT
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>>63823783
>>63823733
>>63823823
Guys, it's obviously a clone. After all, what is an old term for left-handed? Sinister.
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>>63823613
Of all the changes to characters in the coming months, this true and accurate revelation that will totally happen is the final line. I am totally raging and am mad. How dare they change this iconic character? Fucking tumblr SJW /tv/ /pol/ facebookers.
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>>63823613
WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS BULLSHIT

HE'S LEFT-HANDED NOW?
GEE WHY DON'T YOU MAKE HIM SUCK DICKS, SMOKE POT AND LISTEN TO DUBSTEP WHILE YOU'RE AT IT

BRAVO SLOTT
R
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S
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>>63823613
Idiots. He'll be right-handed again no time.
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>>63823613
SATAN HAS CONQUERED EARTH!
REPENT REPENT REPENT!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neRGVDA68ws
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/pol/ was right all along. The left movement is advancing.
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Wow, another fucking pandering gimmick from Marvel, what a surprise.
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>>63823857
>>63823896
>Sinister is another word for leftie
>Sinister Six
>You realize most of Spider-man enemies are left-handed coded and portrayed as evil.
Aw shit, I see Marvel has an agenda.
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>>63823827
so still shit but better than most?


>>63823820
explains why he's so shit
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>mfw people who wear watches on their dominant hand/wrist
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>tfw I'm left handed and I hate this
Why do you have to change a classic character that way? It's fucking retarded.
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>>63823959
>Wearing watches
>Year of our iLord, 2014
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>>63823613


You know guys. I'm not predigest, and yes I'm right handed. But being right handed is central to Normans character. Without out that his stories and histories just make no sense. I mean look at all the movies and games? it became a staple of the character.


I think Marvel has gone to far.
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>a left-handed man is the villain
Oh wow, so progressive.
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NOT OKAY
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>Reactions to the announcement have reportedly been mixed, with a number of readers praising the introduction of a more relatable figure, while others expressed frustration that the Marvel Universe still lacked an ambidextrous character
Of course I'm pissed there's no ambidextrous characters. There's a guy who shoots lasers out his eyes, but its too unbelievable to have someone not embracing either of the two conventional hand identities?

And The Onion has always been pro-one-hand agenda. Notice how no one in this cover is dual-wielding pistols
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>>63823613


I can't wait for SJW outrage over the first lefty being evil.
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>>63824006
>predigest
Took me too long to know you mean prejudiced.
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>>63824080
why is /co/nrad punching that innocent man?
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Once again Marvel gets credit for doing something DC already did, Alan Scott has been left handed for decades
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>>63824080
ambidextrous people don't exist, they are just confused, looking for attention or haven't accepted their dominant hand
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Absolutely fucking disgusting.

This is exactly the kind of leftist pandering bullshit that's destroying the very foundations of cape comics.
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>>63824126
Green Lantern is left-handed? Well, shit. I could deal with the whole gay thing. But this is too much.
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Atleast he's not a nigger
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END OF MARVEL.

B T F O

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They're just going to switch him back in a year, I guarantee this left handed bullshit won't last.
Remember when they said Spock's hand dominance change was permanent? That nigga was using his right hand in a week.
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>>63823613
I like what they did last week.
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>>63823864
>unhinged, Halloween-themed supervillain

Well...nice to see the Onion understands what a Green Goblin is supposed to be better than the people currently making actual Spider-Man movies do.
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>>63823959
>mfw men wear huge blingy watches because it's the only male jewellery that's "okay"

Just wear the bracelet you really want to wear, bro. It'll look better than that garish-as-fuck watch.
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Marvel just shot themselves in the foot.

I don't know how much the rest of you know about Comic Book culture (I'm an expert), but honor and shame are huge parts of it. It's not like it is in Hollywood where you can become successful by being an ***hole. If you screw someone over in comics, you bring shame to yourself, and the only way to get rid of that shame is repentance.

What this means is the comic public, after hearing about this, is not going to want to purchase new issues, nor will they purchase any trades. This is HUGE. You can laugh all you want, but Marvel has alienated an entire market with this move.

Marvel, publicly apologize and cancel this left-handed Goblin or you can kiss your business goodbye.
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>>63823864
>while others expressed frustration that the Marvel Universe still lacked an ambidextrous character.
131/131
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>>63824189
Yeah, wearing a green lantern ring on your left hand just feels WRONG.
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Why couldn't they just make NEW left-handed character instead of changing an existing one?

By doing this they're cheapening lefties everywhere by saying a left-handed character can't survive of its own merit.
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>>63823959
>wearing watches
>any year post-2008
just wear your class ring or stop being afraid of jewelry.
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>>63824383
It's obviously why Sinestro turned out evil
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>>63823796
The true evil revealed. This is truly obama's America
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>>63823613
>being a left handed villain is suddenly a big deal
lol welcome to 2014 fags
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>>63823613
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>>63823955
>still shit but better than most

Sounds about right. I think that the only unbiased news organisation left is the BBC.
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>>63823613

THAT, explains a lot of fucked up shit.
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>>63823955
>so still shit but better than most
That doesn't make sense.
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>>63824613
>BBC
>unbiased
ELL

OH

ELL
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>>63823955
You are retarded.
Please stop posting
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It's not like it's a big deal but, left handed people are soo rare. Really rare. My grandmother used to tell me they were the offspring of women who laid with succubi and that they attracted demons and other wicked being around them. They also brought misfortune on others and were notorious for their lack of apathy.
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Based onion
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This is really offensive. My grandparents were put into, and eventually killed, in concentration camps for being left handed.
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>>63823954

So, basically, we've had a super-powered boy's group for lefties all this time?
Does this mean those leftie specialty stores will start carrying Spidey villain-related merchandise?
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>>63824613
BBC is so anti american it might as well be AL jeezera: alqueda addition
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Is it me, but are there people in this thread that don't realize the Onion is satire?
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As a left handed person (pronouns: lir, ler) who doesn't read comics, I'm offended by this. So only villains are good enough to be left-handed?
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>>63824633
big black cock likes what big black cock likes, man
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>>63824247
I can't stop laughing.
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>>63824874

Fuck you I'm left handed and I don't care. Doesn't make that big a difference. They only notice this when you're writing so.
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So really, is this a satire on that Thor thing?
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>>63824874
>(pronouns: lir, ler)
I lost it. Bless you, anon
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>>63824848
It's called playing along.
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>>63824848
Are you claiming that America's Finest New Source isn't know by everyone?

>>63824874
Listen, lefty, go back to jerking off with the wrong hand instead of pretending to be offended by something you don't read. If you want to have everything reversed for you, go read your mangus.
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>>63824848
We are just having fun.
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>>63824922
And the Captain America thing.
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>>63824922
More like a satire of many recent superheroes and the reactions they get, like Miles, Kamala, Captain Falcon, etc.
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>>63824848
I don't see anyone taking this really seriously. Are you actually autistic?

Also the article is implying comic book nerds can't deal with the fact that Thor is now a strong independent womyn who don't need no man. So if someone did want to start a bitch fit, it'd be about the onion sucking marvel's dick.
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>>63824080
Captain America is actually ambidextrous
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>>63823613
That's pretty spot on with how ridiculous things are getting.
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>>63824922
Yes
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YOU KNOW WHO ELSE WAS LEFT-HANDED?

STALIN. IN TERMS OF BEING PART OF THE "POLITICAL LEFT".

YEAH MARVEL, YOU DID THIS, NOT ME!
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>>63824844
Ah yes because the only way anyone could possibly dislike america with its corrupt government, paranoid spying policy, third world education, healthcare and welfare and hatred of any culture that is even slightly different. Is if that person is a terrorist.
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>>63824987
You and Joel Schumacher can keep on interpreting characters as different from what they clearly are.
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>>63824986
>womyn

In my country. Wo-Man, pronunced is is man. Homem. Same speech while for women. It's "Mulher."
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>>63824986
>I don't see anyone taking this really seriously
How about this anon who considers the Onion to be the media?>>63823955
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>>63824951
>Listen, lefty, go back to jerking off with the wrong hand instead of pretending to be offended by something you don't read. If you want to have everything reversed for you, go read your mangus.
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>>63825084
he's probably the kind of dipshit that watches the Daily Show for news
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>>63825049
I dunno, anon.
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>>63824986
>Also the article is implying comic book nerds can't deal with the fact that Thor is now a strong independent womyn who don't need no man.
And /co/ is doing a bang-up job at proving them wrong.
'Whor' lel, amirite guys?
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I can't wait to see America's greatest Patriot, Mr. Kelly, to give his thoughts on the matter. Surely he will show us the way.
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The joke is that this, if true, would be really stupid to be upset about, so everyone is pretending to be because apparently the article isn't funny enough on its own, or nerds want in on the joke.
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>>63825144
>Whor
What's wrong with "Whor"?
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>>63825039
well what i was referring to is more onlong the lines of
"everything is the USAs fault"
*USA Helps*
"USA isnt doing enough!"


also, BBC has no room to call us out on any of that when we beat the UK in privacy, education, healthcare (even before obamacare...especially before obamacare), ect. And if any forst world nation is corrupt, its the UK. At least we have guaranteed freespeech
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>>63825084
I don't understand. Do you think a joke website is not a medium somehow? "The media" is not synonymous with "serious news".
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>>63825267
I don't think the Onion took into account our kind of reaction.
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There was a bump on Adult Swim about Thor being a woman
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>>63824951
>Listen, lefty, go back to jerking off with the wrong hand instead of pretending to be offended by something you don't read. If you want to have everything reversed for you, go read your mangus.

I don't read mangas either, but I know for a fact they are superior to comics. They have strong left handed protagonists who stick it to the rightrarchy
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>>63825144
A respectful amalgamation of woman and thor, what's the problem?
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>>63824848
There's always one guy who doesn't get the joke.

No, don't tell me, you're just pretending to be retarded.
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>>63825499
For no fucking reason at all, they turned a well known, strong male character who masculine and comfortable with being a man into a woman for no fucking reason.

No, justifying having a well known character suddenly start spouting feminist bullshit is not a fucking reason.
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>>63825597
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>63825597
>turned a well known, strong male character who masculine and comfortable with being a man into a woman
I'm not sure you know exactly what's happening.
Maybe I'm ruining the joke, but it sure seems like you are.
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>>63825597
I... what?
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>>63825597
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>>63825379
What did they think about it?
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>>63823820
Hoover, Truman, Ford, Reagan, Bush 1, and Clinton, were left handed.
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>>63825870
Explains a lot, doesn't it.
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>>63825597
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>>63823613
I like how, after years of saying that getting mad at the Big Two for making quick-fix racelifts is an clear sign of racism, a couple of half-assed articles from respected papers is enough to turn that type of criticism into the next trendy bandwagon of social satire for people to hop onto.
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Of course the leftie is the unrepentant monster.

I wish I could even be shocked anymore.
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>>63826115
>Remember me, Eddie.gif
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>>63826757
IT'#S A FUCKING CONSPIRACY!
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>>63826757
get this disgusting slur out of my sight
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Reminder that the left hand is the Devil's hand, and if you write with it you're going to Hell.
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>>63826757
You fucking monster
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>>63826890
What if you masturbate with it?
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>>63827257
obviously the sin of masturbation and the sin of being left handed cancel each other out. you're fine
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>>63825814
They said they should have made a new female character
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>>63827275
Guess it's time to start limbering up lefty then.
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>>63825499
>>63825272
>Pretending to be oblivious about something so painfully obvious.

Ah yes. The "I'm not racist for saying nigger, you're racist for thinking I'm racist for saying nigger" tactic.
The "I'm not touching you" of words.
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>>63827334
Isn't she, though?
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>>63827405
She'll probably become one when they pull a Thunderstrike/Beta Ray Bill
>>63827345
Now you're bringing racism into it. You've got issues man.
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>>63827405
If she was, we wouldn't be freaking out, now would we?
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>>63827445
She's just like Thunderstrike, man.

/co/ will freak out about anything.
>WONDER WOMAN'S COSTUME HAS SILVER HIGHLIGHTS INSTEAD OF GOLD?!
>OUTRAGE!
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>>63827345
>playing the race card this early

and now you lost the debate
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>>63827275
That doesn't work. Sin is cumulative.
By fapping with your left hand your double your sinful transgressions.
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>>63827442
Yeah, and the issue is that you're a bigotry enabling cunt.
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What?
That can't be; because Norman Osborn can never be anything else but right.
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>>63827518
I don't remember him but looking at his wikipedia page I'm guessing he was rightly called a copycat Mary Sue back in his day.
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>>63827584
How?
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>>63827341
>start jerking with the left periodically to mix things up
>absolutely horrible at it, completely off rhythm, but I persevere and finally become an ambidextrous fapper
>three years later
>only jerk with left because using the right just doesn't feel good any more

I wonder if I'lI find myself starting to use the right again in two years to mix things up again.
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>>63827667
I'm in the same boat, anon. Right handed all the way, until I gotta wank
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>>63827550
Nah, man.
I've been fucking nuns on sundays while bearing false witness against my neighbor and coveting his ass. Nothing's happened to me

As long as you keep the sins even, everything turns out OK.
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>>63827667
I think I need to switch lefty cause everything about my dick is curving to the right
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>>63827661
Because you use the tactic of "I'm not a bigot because I use biggoted terms, you're a biggot for thinking I'm a biggot because I use biggoted terms!"
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>>63828016
I don't think I used a biggoted term in this thread.
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>>63827970
I switched to the left because my dick was curving to the left.

Not sure it makes a difference, but it feels a lot better to go against curve.
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>>63823959
If I want to know the time I'll just pop my phone out.
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>>63828062
You used the same fucking tactic. We point out that this forced diversity is stomping all over our favorite characters, and you paint us as the bad guys.
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>>63826757
Are all tumblr gifs made this shitty? At least make new ones when you hop on /co/.
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>>63828204
She's gonna lose the hammer after a while and become the same as Beta Ray Bill or Thunderstrike. Probably by the time Thor 3 rolls around. No use getting mad at it.
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Serious question: Is the woman Thor just the normal Thor, but a girl? It couldn't be something like, "This girl has Thor's power, so her name is Thor now", could it?

Black Captain America & Spiderman and Muslim Ms. Marvel are understandable, because those are titles/jobs, and the people inheriting the titles are their own characters, but Thor's the name of a specific person
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>>63828413
>It couldn't be something like, "This girl has Thor's power, so her name is Thor now", could it?
that's exactly what it is
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>>63828231
>not knowing about the ever-present shittyness in tumblr gifs

How new are you?
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This is an awful thread.
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>>63828413
>because those are titles/jobs, and the people inheriting the titles are their own characters, but Thor's the name of a specific person
https://twitter.com/jasonaaron/status/490158329319415808
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>>63824247

Fucking leftists are NEVER pleased.
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>>63828456
It was ok before that ONE GUY thought people might be taking it seriously
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>>63824715
>planescape: torment's protagonist is left handed
>the mark of torment is etched onto his shoulder and is said to draw tormented souls to him
>he brings misfortune on all these souls

Huh.
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>>63823827
>lol I made fun of Fox News, look how politically astute I am!
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>>63828490
reminder that only white men can be racist
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>>63828439
>trying to flip this on me
get out.
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>>63828611
That's insensitive to racist to call them white or men.
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>>63823613
As an ambidextrous person, I find this offensive! Why aren't there any heroes catering to my tastes?!? I can't read this stories unless the main character can use both of his/her hands equally as well.
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>>63823907
>not having the second Slott running off the first
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>>63825597
I think man Thor is still around with the axe
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>>63824255
What, "evil and green" isn't enough of a theme for you?
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HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA MY FREAKING SIDES!!!!!XD
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>>63823613
as a goblin I think all the goblin characters are racist and demand they stop being used because they reflect goblins in the wrong light
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>>63824848
It's like newfags don't even lurk anymore
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>>63830777
*tips fedora*
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>>63830841
Go loom on a roof, jerk.
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>>63823613
Reminder that almost no one hates or freaked out that Thor is now female, that everyone just wants more clarity as to how Thor is going to change and if they meant the character or the title.
Reminder that anyone trying to make fun of all those people who got "outraged" over this are just being idiots.
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>>63831296
>no one hates or freaked out that Thor is now female,
Did you see the threads on announcement?
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>>63824006
>predigest
>Predi-geist

copyright that before Marvel sees it
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>>63831334
Yes, many posts were calmly asking for explanations or were saying how they were interested with how this will end up with a few posts freaking out here and there and a few more people just saying that they'll revert Thor in a few months to a year.
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>>63831334
Most people figured out it wasn't actually Thor and shrugged while /pol/ and /tv/ argued with themselves over how horrible it was.
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>>63824247
but doesn't beta ray bill have his own hammer? he's not a 'thor', he's just a palette swap.
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>>63831334
I think /co/ finally learned after Peter Parker "died" that these things never stick, and now most of the part of /co/ that gives a shit is just wondering about the implementation and the silly media and public reactions more than anything.
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>>63831460
>>63831498
Sorry, I genuinely missed the saying "almost" no one was freaking out part
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>>63831587
He had Mjolnir at first.
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Just FYI being left-handed is degenerate. There's no reason 'lefties' shouldn't use the right hand like normal people. But they use the left to be different. It's typical Jewish undermining tactics to say we should accept left-handed people to be 'tolerant' and 'progressive'. Then we have to accept transspecies buck niggers raping our daughters by the same logic.
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>>63825278
The NSA and their drones say hi. As does your airport security. And your extremely aggressive police officers who get hands-on at a moment's notice.
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>>63824477
fuck off chris
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>>63824247
The Onion's American Voice's segment is one of their best segments, next to Kelly.
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>>63824980
>Captain Falcon

Excited for Smash, I see?
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>>63834691
Falcon is becoming Captain America, so he's Captain Falcon
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>>63828490
>Red head with thick rim glasses is a retarded SJW
I swear that color of hair is called Feminist Red because they all fucking have it
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>>63823613
I finally feel represente-
>A villain is left handed

OH HOW FUCKING TYPICAL
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>>63834907
Oh quit your bitching. At least you get someone. I was born right-handed, but I identify as left-handed. There's still no trans-handed representation anywhere.
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>>63823698
>Spiderman taking the piss out of Flander-goblin's weird speech patterns
Shut up and take my diddly-darn money
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>>63834765
:O
this needs a new thread
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>>63835483
there's been a million threads about it anon
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>>63828606
Its not like its hard to do.
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>>63834773
Rad-fem Red, by tumbleir.
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>>63828606

Don't be ridiculous, Fox News is a partisan channel, the Onion is a parody magazine. They're nothing alike.
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>>63837107
>Jon Stewart told me so!
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and STILL no credible trans-fat character
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>>63823613
Are they actually trying to compare something as silly as switching dominant hands to a complete gender swap?
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>>63828606
>>63838772
>>63837107

relevant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HECI4QK_mXA
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>>63838814
I believe they trying to show how stupid pandering is
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>>63838803
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>>63838855
The only time I see the word "pandering" on /co/ is when people are complaining that they're not being pandered to.
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>>63838855
It's hard to tell with The Onion sometimes which side they fall on. If any side.
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>>63825499

this was great anon, ignore any tumblrs that tell you otherwise
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>>63838937
They're pretty equal. It's just the right is an easier target.
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>>63838930
You must be new here
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>>63839032

I'm assuming tumblr raid leftover
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>>63838814
Yes.

Because comics are silly.
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>Reactions to the announcement have reportedly been mixed, with a number of readers praising the introduction of a more relatable figure, while others expressed frustration that the Marvel Universe still lacked an ambidextrous character.

Nailed it.
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>>63834402
I miss GOOMF
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How do people write with their left hand? It seems like it would be really difficult.
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>>63823613
What the other anon said about lefties not buying comics.
Left handed people hate books and reading. Why the fuck would they be reading a comic?
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>>63839173
Years of not knowing any other way, the poor things.
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>>63839013
>It's just the right is an easier target.
They're not easier, they're just more acceptable to be insulted. I mean modern feminism alone, which is just one facet of the left, is an endless source of ridicule.
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>>63834402
>Implying America doesn't import bananas from Australia.
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>>63839114
I'm tumblr raid leftover about as much as you're faggot from /pol/
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>>63839188
What the fuck are you talking about? I'm left handed and I love books, and comics. Fucking Da Vinci was left handed. Left handed people tend to be more creative.
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>>63839302
Yeah no. People that refuse to believe in evolution and claim a that woman can shut her body down to prevent rape babies are infinitely easier targets for mocking.
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>>63839365
Think about what you're criticizing here
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>>63823857

X-MEN CROSSOVER INCOMING
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>>63823698
so does that mean we should look into Maude's death
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>>63823864
>others expressed frustration that the Marvel Universe still lacked an ambidextrous character.
Shitting Christ, that is uncomfortably true.
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>>63825144
>>
MAD had a pretty on-the-nose joke, but I still think it was funny.
>In a blatant and shameless attempt to attract new readers, Marvel recently announced some changes in their stable of superheroes: Captain America is now black, Thor is now a woman, and, to please their robotic fans, Iron Man’s armor is now silver. But they’re not done! The company is planning to unveil its latest character update at the San Diego Comic-Con next week — a newly-colored Hulk to attract LGBT readers.

http://www.madmagazine.com/blog/2014/07/17/marvel-unveils-lgbt-friendly-hulk
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>>63841661

Why are they so overdramatic?
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>>63838831
Hitchens really became a neocon shill in his later years.
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>>63834402
FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER MANGOS ARE THE GOD DAMM SHIT YOU ASSWIPE!
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>>63841698

Are you implying the Islamists are not, in fact, destroying Britain?
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>>63841691
I prefer Beta Ray Babe.

Really, none of the names anyone has come up with are as good as Whor and that one is lazy as shit.
Lady-Thor is too long, Thora sounds stupid and awkward and Whor is just lazy and immature.
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>>63841690
>Hulk wielding all the power rings
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>>63838814
Yes, in an attempt to shame you into not complaining about pandering for fear of being made fun of online or something
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Oh, nice. When they need to make someone a leftie, who do they do it to? A villain! I swear, who was the last HERO who was left-handed? GOD damn, these rightscum.
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It's sad that Marvel feels the need to promote the left-handed agenda. Is nothing sacred anymore?!
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>>63842945
>Beta Ray Babe
fund it
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>>63841691
>#anxiety
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>>63841690
I'd actually love to have LGBT hulk.
Many of Hulk's struggles are symbolic of the same kind of prejudice and conflict that the LGBT community has to face and deal with it.
And when the community is driven against a wall and they are forced to lash out it is somehow their own fault that the rest of the society made them angry.
Hulk would transition to a LGBT hero quite well.
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>>63827836
That's because you use your mouse right handed dog.
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I get the joke, but I still disagree with making Thor a woman. It's not the fact their making a male character a woman, it's the fact that Thor is a real deity that was worshipped at some point and it's the son of Odin. That's like changing Zeus to a woman. It's stupid and unnecessary.
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Holy shit liberals making fun of liberal pandering?

Am I still in 616 or did I wake up in some weird alternate universe?
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>>63841691
>>63841661
I'll never understand why suburban white girls think feminism is all about them and not women in third world countries that are treated horrendously. Then again, asking a teenager to drop their ego for a second is a little too much.
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>be left-handed
>"oh it must be so hard!"
not really. Most pens these days are smudge proof, and even if they weren't, it's not hard to adjust your hand slightly. Not sure if I picked that up from working as an illustrator, but it's not rocket science. I use right-handed scissors with my left hand all the time and don't notice any difference. Video game controllers always put the joystick/d-pad on the left. I had an advantage when I used the play baseball. And I learned to jerk off with either hand.

Pic related. It's me sipping my coffee with my left hand. Don't need no special lefty mug for this shit, thanks.
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>>63844826
It's like giving the title Zeus to a woman after establishing in your setting that Zeus is both the name of the deity and the title afforded to those who wield the power of Zeus.
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>>63845090
But Thor is a name, not a title. It's not like "Oh well, you're the new Thor now".
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>>63843227
>Beta Ray Babe
>PG's Body, BRB's face

Drawfags assemble
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>>63824715
>lack of apathy
i don't even not care anymore
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>>63845031
maybe for you, i still have trouble using right-handed spoons
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>>63823649
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>>63842945
>Beta Ray Babe.
I'll use it, anon.
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