Watched the movie Evolution. Now I want to know if the cartoon was any good.
The theme song is.
The rest... not so much.
WHEN SOME ALIEN CEEEEEL STARTS TO MUTATE AND SWEEEEEELLL
SAY
Sending untrained people into delicate and violent situations with minimal training, if training at all, is foolish and would only lead to massive human tragedy. Plot armor is the only reason this doesn't happen;superhero comics wouldn't sell as much if every issue was a Stanford disaster. Law enforcement requires massive MASSIVE training to handle, and even with all that it is still volatile as fuck, making the parties anonymous amateurs with massive destructive capabilities is something no civilized society would deal with. Tony was totally right in Civil War and he was portrayed as the protagonist, but a combination of shoddy writing, Cap' s mortality armor, and the aforementioned conflict with the super hero premise are the reasons it turned out like it did.
Even the prison made sense; comic prisons are cardboard because if they worked; all the good bad guys would be stuck in them for decades after a single crime. That isn't ripe for stories, so all prisons are revolving doors. A jail that can actually HOLD people is something well needed in Marvel, and the Gitmo aspects are irrelevant because everyone we saw there would have been legitimately detained anyway for the largest domestic vigilante instruction since the Klan.(But that wasn't the real Daredevil so I suppose they didn't have proper legal consul)
My point was Civil War and it's aftermath used super hero gebre fiction to paste over objectively legitimate issues within its universe; issues that were never adressed; it is the worst sort off self critique, the type that brings up issues with its set up but just skims them over with a wider villian (see:Korra, The Winter Soldier)
Ironically a rare exception to this was Star Wars; where the Republic and Jedi are shown many times to have lead to there fall from there own failings as systems.
The very idea was a conflict built on a false equivalence, it's like a civil war over Women's suffrage, something so obvious it must be malmade to justify itself.
Tony stark had no training
>>78134987
>blaming the heroes for a fucking NITRO mutie
Fuck off.
>>78135629
/thread
Who draws the best Joker and why is it Dick Sprang?
>>78134861
>dick sprang
>>78134861
IS that supposed to be Luthor? Looks more like Kingpin.
>>78135087
Lex Luthor used to be a fat, mad scientist. The iconic Lex is a product of the 80s.
>http://mfi.re/watch/nk2yttxr90v708l/deleted01-chris.mp4
>http://mfi.re/watch/f29jdoz033ota3d/deleted02chris.mp4
>That jealous look nat gave to Clint when he went off with wanda
>That cute quickslav being cute
>"Not bad"....Steve's "shut up barton" face.
Dammit why is joss so shit for cutting these?
Civil War could have been kooky...
Such a horrible loss
>>78134856
I kind of understand why the first one was cut because it doesn't mean much to people who don't remember those four from the comics... but I still wanted to see those four in the same shot.
>>78134856
>Dammit why is joss so shit for cutting these?
He wrote them in the first place. He was butting heads with Feige constantly on what to cut.
They're not his family. The spell he said transferred his soul into another man's body he's now possessing. How come nobody else is talking about this?
>>78134816
I need more context? What show is this?
>>78135157
Arrow
>>78134816
He stole Dum Dum Dugan's body then shaved his mustache.
How does the Lord of the Underworld not know Hercules isn't dead?
He was very busy. They made that clear at the start,
>>78134543
you try sifting through millions of babies a day. do you have any idea how much infanticide the ancient greeks engaged in? he knew the kid wouldnt be glowing once he took that tonic so it'd be a feetal in a roe vs wadestack
It's called The King and the Mockingbird, but the real king disappears when his duplicate disposes of him and he's never seen again for the rest of the film.
What did he mean by "Your turn"? What the heck is she supposed to do him?
>>78134464
Pegg him
>>78134464
I always assumed she shrunk herself down to where his dick would literally barely fit in her mouth so it was like a suction cup.
>>78134520
But isn't that a nasty place to be? It's like spelunking a cave made of shit.
If cyclops says bobby is straight and jean says bobby gay
who is right
Jean can read minds stupid
Bendis
Rightclops.
Just Chillin' has now been uploaded alongside KaFun and the H+J Show pilot. That makes every episode officially found! Enjoy it, /co/!
http://www.markmarek.org/ANIMATIONS/KABLAM.html
we did it, reddit!
yaaay
what's next?
Good work, Reddit.
>Shit cartoonist
>shit writer
>shit actor
>shit singer
Why doesn't he just kill himself? Trey Parker & Matt Stone beats him in every way
> Trey Parker & Matt Stone beats him in every way
> Believing there are a true wars and rivality of cartoons and cartoonists
seriously nerd get a life ! also todays South Park turns to shit too...
>>78133879
Still better than what Seth shits out with FG
Seth Macfarlane is the 2nd worst, Parker and Stone are the worst though.
Heh
>>78133549
Did Miles steal her away from Robbie Reyes?
>>78133661
Her and Robbie weren't a thing.
No
Danny Phantom gets rebooted with:
>Butch Hartman
Gets 5 seasons.
>Bryke (creators of Avatar and Korra)
Gets 4 seasons.
>Alex Hirsch (Gravity Falls)
Gets 3 seasons
>Greg Weisman (Gargoyles, Spectacular Spiderman, Ypung Justice)
Gets 2 season
Who do you pick to showrun the Danny Phantom reboot? My vote goes with Greg Weisman. It's a match made in heaven
>>78133291
Hirsch.
Gotta go with Hirsch. It'd be the same as Hartman's run, but with slightly better everything.
Weisman. It might not last long, but the ride will be worth it.
In this thread we see how long we can talk about Code Lyoko before mentioning anything about their foreheads. And no my OP post doesn't count.
Ready, go.
LOOK AT THOSE FOREHEADS, GODDAMNIT.
I think this may have been the most predictable thread ever made, in this universe and any other universe.
FOREHEAD, FOREHEAD!
Seriously, give it some thought. How would you respond to superheroes suddenly popping up around the world?
How do you believe governments would ACTUALLY react to us coming out of the shadows? lifting cars, flying, cutting things with laser beams from the eyes.
Honestly? I'd be terrified.
>>78132334
Honestly though.
>>78132307
As long as they do the right think and sink Israel everything is fine
>us
Alright /co/
You are tasked with assembling a team made up completely out of Marvel's best female characters. 10 spots, who do you pick?
Forgot to mention, no gender-bent characters (No Thor-lass, for example)
>>78132288
err..
bump?
Who the fuck puts ten people on a team? This ain't the JSA.