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Dude lesbian vampire LMFAO

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>>80803626
Lesbian Vampire holocaust, seen it happen a million times. The tumblr hoards privilege-checked everything in their path. A few reddit hold outs kept up the good fight in fortified strongholds, but it was only a matter of time before those fell to cis-guilt. And then when there was nothing left of pop culture or social decorum to appropriate the horde turned on itself. Only a matter of time really, after all, when every headcanon is canon, what purpose do the serve? When every ship is lgbt, "queer" just becomes the new "strait". When everyone is a delicate little snowflake all you see is the blizzard for what it is. Personally, I like to think they just ran out of words in the English lexicon to arbitrarily combine into abstract definitions of their gender and sexuality. Last I heard a few Demi-platonic Queer-fluid Graysexuals were spotted over by the great crater, but for the most part their kind have died off.

I've never seen people care less about an event than this one.

>>80803464
And yet, it'll outsell everything this year.

>>80803508
Its main challenger is DC Comics: Rebirth.

>>80802453
Probably about the same
Spiderman would just be batman, only with better fighting skills

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>>80802453
Very..

>>80802453
He'd have no rogues gallery
Peter isn't a paragon of virtue, he's a hero despite himself. If you take away his restraint then he's turning corpses over to the police

>>80802449
He was trying to get rumors of him running a human trafficking ring shut down after he got high and yelled some shit.

>What did he mean by this?
What did he mean by this?

>>80802449
It's not real, no need to be serious about it, pleb.

When I was 12 I realized all the capeshit is dumb and not worthy of thinking about.

>>80802224
I stopped liking Batman when I was 17.

>>80802224
I never hated Batman.

Not really, but the reason people are calling SP out on it is because that's supposed to be the joke.

Those dumb looking cartoons are saying fuck, and that's funny because that doesn't happen in Pixar cartoons.

Theoretically that could be funny, but that seems to be the joke, the one.

Yea of course.
Swearing is supposed to emphasise a sentence, so naturally the more it's used the less effective it becomes.
Tell me which of these sentences sound the most powerful or effective and which sounds the weakest,
>I'm so tired of these dogs barking.
>I'm so fucking tired of these dogs barking.
>I'm so fucking tired of these fucking dogs and their fucking barking.

Obviously the third sentence sounds like it's overdoing it and lost the effect of "fuck"

>>80802089
No it doesn't.

>>80801615
What is this?

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>>80801698
William Fichtner's face compared to the face of Krang's robot body in the new movie.

>>80801615
A nose, a mouth and a forehead. Yes it's him for sure.

On the other hand, Monsters Incorporated was a good idea

>>80801573
You're too stupid to understand it. I know Morrison isn't for everyone.

>>80801573
Weak bait.

I don't who you are or what "RWBY" is.

Is it a kind of sandwich?

>>80801567
I'm sorry your wife wound up getting you killed.

What is RWBY?
Is it one of those weird niche cartoons only you guys like?
And who is this stoned-looking nigga?

>>80801298
https://youtu.be/aRGRJtLPq4o

He'll be back.

>>80801298
>Jerome
>red herring

The death is a fakeout

>>80801785

a DOUBLE red herring

>>80801133
I don't get why everyone liked lego batman so much. he was a really bare bones parody built upon jokes people have been making about Batman for over thirty years

>>80801173
Same reason people have liked those jokes for thirty years.

Keep in mind also that the Batman seen there is Batman as imagined by some 10 year old kid with a childish sense of humor, so it makes sense his behavior would be rather lowest common denominator.

>>80801173
>he was a really bare bones parody built upon jokes people have been making about Batman for over thirty years

You just answered your own question.

I used to be a huge fan of the series. I wanted to stream the entire season and a half online to see how the story evolved. Unfortunate I was met with just utter mediocrity after a certain point. Maybe this show is best watched in small doses, or maybe I have shit taste. I don't know, has anyone else come to this realization?

>>80800857
>I'd be a fucking liar to say that the show didn't fall off a cliff at a certain point.
>For me it had to be "Cry for Help."
>implying it wasn't "Gem Glow"

>>80800857
I honestly think it's a great show for kids. It addresses a lot of issues that pretty much never get touched, and it only seems to be getting better at that. Not great entertainment for adults, but I'd rather let my kids watch this than something that coddles them and tells them they're all perfect and special and nobody has problems ever.

>>80799714
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DqiYkQWOI0

>>80799714

Any time someone gets enlarged, minimized and put into another's body, crossdresses, drinks a love potion, etc.

Deeply rooted into blaxploitation media or some shit probably

>White Bear
>Red Hawk
>Yellow Panda
>Brown Cow

pls someone fund this

>>80799166
They probably don't even really think about it. Most of the time it just rolls off the tongue

>>80798960
Becoming a fruit tree that feeds your people is actually a pretty badass death for a good king.

I'm just going to assume he died.

>>80799033
I really doubt he won't be suffering for all eternity, or at least until the tree is destroyed.

Mottom seems like the the to make opposition suffer.

I hope all demiurges get a badass introduction like this