>Superman is smiling in all the new promotional art
It's...something, right?
>>94346361
There's something uncanny about this valley.
>>94346361
God that Flash suit is absolutely atrocious.
p-post the other one.
Before we start, let's get this out of the way: This is not a "how to save the F4" thread. Marvel knows how to save the F4, they just don't want to. I'm not here to give "directions". I'm here to share my "revitalizing" fan-fic, because I have nothing to do ATVM.
Alright, first things first, I know most people disliked Ult!F4, but I liked it a whole lot. It was a nice revamp, but it had problems. Now, the way I see it, the F4 would be the main team, but it'd gradually evolve into the Future Foundation. Some tid-bits first:
>Reed
Small-town wonderkid (smart, but not "opening interdimensional portals with Lego" smart) gets a scholarship at NY after college, at Baxter. No abusive home, just an average one.
>Sue & Johnny
Sue's a biochemist & Johnny's an engineer. They grew up in Baxter, and they're the children of the head scientist there, so they're the "bad bitches" of the think-tank.
>Ben
Reed's childhood friend who got into the millitary for money reasons. Rises through the ranks and becomes General [...]'s Right-Hand man, which leads to him being picked to fly the rocket.
>Victor
German-esque aristocrat, Grade-A jackass, boyfriend of Sue. Chad, but with the class and brains to back it up. No magic (at least in the beginning) as he's the classic edgelord trope. Not part of the accident.
Now, you need teachers and all that, so I'd keep Elder/Mole-Man. I could add characters like Pym or Blue Marvel, but I'd rather revitalize some old F4 characters like Mad Thinker or Wizard.
Anyway, as for the nature of the stories themselves, after a few arcs of Earth-based stuff to get the hang of it, I'd try to keep them off-planet as much as possible. New worlds, civilizations, all that jazz. The family thing would develop gradually, as they wouldn't even really be close friends at the beginning.
>>94346295
As for some more "character" notes to make this worth it:
>Red Ghost
Russian Physicist who tries to replicate the experiment with Apes. He fails, the Apes gain Intelligence, but it's actually just him becoming a detached conscioussness and inhabiting the Apes like a hive mind. He can project himself as a Red Hologram of him in his uniform.
>Mad Thinker
"Maths" teacher at Baxter. Obsessed with predicting the future through math, and his ultimate goal is to use the "universal language" to explain the universe. As Reed becomes smarter due to the accident, he flees and experiments on his brain to make it "run faster".
>Annihilus
Warlord of a parallel universe who is the last remaining survivor after an attack from Gah Lak Tus. He longs to escape and findanother universe to raid. Millions of years old, cunning, creepy and without remorse.
>Doom
Initially Sue's boyfriend, he becomes resentful after she and the others get powers. He drifts away and returns back to his home country and begins forbidden experiments. He doesn't mutate or anything, but his personality does change. Turns more and more evil the more we check up on him. He's not an antagonist at first, just an evil side-protagonist.
>Gah Lak Tus
I'll keep the Reaper-esque origin, but Galan himself would exist as a sort of "corpse" that keeps the whole fleet moving, like the God Emperor of Mankind. He's a Celestial, and is still an Eldritch Abomination. The Fleet/Swarm is a "swerve", as it's just a "tool" he uses. The real Galactus would be a surprise later down the line.
I have more, but I'm not sharing them until I get some (you)s and not more than 2 kys.
>>94346300
>Black Panther
He'd be the "good Doom" in a way. He's hot shit and he knows it. He upstages Reed, not by trying, but because that's simply who he is. Wakanda itself would be xenophobic and whatnot, but it wouldn't be this "ultra secret society". Low-key, but they'd have secret deals with other nations.
>Inhumans
Oh boy, here I'd go nuts. The "perfect race" created by the Celestials after splicing together nucleid acids from differents races. Their role is to rule over the Universe when the time is right. Creepy looking, likethe Jae Lee Ult!Version.
>Namor
I'd keep the Ultimate thing, really. The Atlanteans died during the flood,but he was a prisoner and "escaped" death. Asshole who, after being freed and clashes with the F4, dissappears, only to return later with Chthulhus, to give a rough overview.
I should add that Reed really doesn't get along with Johnny and Sue at the beginning. Not even Ben, since they've drifted apart. Sure, he's the smartest, but Sue is smart, famous and has a banging body. She's not "attracted" to him, Johnny finds him a boring bookworm and Ben just considers his demeanor childish, after everything he went through. This'd be a set-up to a Maker arc that may or may not happen.
>>94346295
>remaking the ultimate universe
How good was Courage The Cowardly Dog?
For me, this was an incredibly memorable cartoon with pretty unique settings.
>>94346249
One of the best CN has ever put out. Cartoons will never be this good again
Stephen King for kids with extra comedy.
It was wonderful from start to finish, with scant few "bad" episodes.
Geniune nightmare fuel mixed with enjoyable comedy. There are still episodes that I find uncomfortable.
/co/ told me that Super Sons was supposed to be good. But I get to this page and what is this exposition dump? Tomasi literally beats the message into you with a hammer.
>>94346138
Miracleman sounds like a good concept, but i can't get past of the artstyle.
>>94346149
>past of the artstyle.
I mean THROUGH the artstyle.
>>94346138
I'm not a fan of Super Sons or Tomasi's Superman stuff in general so far, but in his reluctant defense I assume it's written needlessly patronizing because it's assumed kids will be reading this compound with the fact Lois and Clark are themselves talking to a kid.
This is Sally Bollywood: Super Detective! Say something nice about her and her show
Does she get fucked by a white guy?
I want tocancel your show and replace it with reruns of Teen Titans Go.
>>94346050
Does this even air in the States?
Why do people treat Harley sympathetically? Isn't she guilty of, at a bare minimum, aiding literally hundreds of murders?
the insanity plea
Because she's cute + hot. Are you seriously asking why?
>>94346016
Old Harley was a dumb cutie who was almost entirely suckered into it.
New Harley I have no idea. Inertia? Responsibility-hating modern women who self-insert? A DC that wants to replicate Deadpool's success?
GAAAAY
>ITT : Smiles you couldn't protect
>>94345978
Who was more homoerotic in this game? Oswald, Harvey, or John Doe?
Is it a good game?
Reminder that they're monsters who stole land from its rightful owners.
The weak should fear the strong.
>ywn hear Moon and Toffee sing "Savages"
>>94345960
>stole
lol
Are we seriously gonna sit here and believe that the injustice versions of these characters did not have torrid and borderline disgusting groupsex?
I always figured superheroes were kinky as fuck when they thought no one was looking. High stress and isolation all the time? You're lucky they're not all heroine addicts.
>>94345725
it's also a fact that people who are in very good shape and high stress conditions do bang a lot, look at the olympic villages
>>94345725
>You're lucky they're not all heroine addicts.
painkiller addiction is more likely given their lifestyle.
>America's Best
>Zyzal
>TripAdvisor
>WGU
Anyone else lately noticing the trend of using owls as mascots in their commercials?
What's up with that
>>94345677
I'm sure there's nothing of significance behind this OP. Don't look too closely into it.
>>94345689
CGI anthropomorphing animals counts, doesn't it?
https://youtu.be/mIuv_dYV498
https://youtu.be/WnWyRroDtD8
https://youtu.be/yA9xGOsD_sI
https://youtu.be/9rx2JTXr90U
...
>>94345422
Don't push it
>>94345422
DO IT FAGGOT
>>94345422
With these hands I hold the fate of millions.
Hey /co/, Is my new co-worker a bear? Whadya think?
>>94345268
Ok I'll bite. That's not a bear, its a man wearing a silly fur coat.
>>94345268
Is this gonna be like that time you tried to convince us your other coworker was a giant chicken?
>>94345268
Naw man, he is clearly not a bear.
Where did you even get that idea from?
Who was in the wrong here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8V06ZOQuo0k
>>94345188
Neither, that's the point. It was two opposing viewpoints, each with their one merits and flaws trying to find a reasonable solution in a situation where there is no clear cut right answer.
>>94345188
How can you be bad enough at reading the surface text of works intended for grade schoolers to be asking that
>>94345188
Onceler for not replanting the one thing keeping him in business
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8icI6CngCTk
>symbiote this early in
Man, they're really rushing through this stuff, aren't they?
Might as well. The black suit storyline is so fucking boring at this point
>>94344869
What did you expect, it's a shitty cash grab. All shitty cash grab spider canon features venom and green goblin heavily (spider man 3 is the best example of this)
>there is a timeline where The Spectacular Spider-Man didn't get cancelled
>tfw we're in the worst timeline
Boo-Ray For Bizarro
https://mega.nz/#!UaRgCY4B!XFkKA_hDBs3SPUNiKAfFqzVXHkkFqg_eELK2pIrQQdI
The Best Day Ever
https://mega.nz/#!1SRHEZaR!oQ-dHbsYbrMEB-BHAweThhGiRB-CQ0undQBY6oeXrQc
The Cube Root
https://mega.nz/#!kWgkQCTI!EDOFuf68TjBw2wMsVZWAxBOH_MSqACSuVmQZ_L_O04g
SUPERMAN'S PAL, SID SHARP
https://mega.nz/#!oaZGgL4C!xiCLcYqBu3Y2JN5DQ8uX5F2K3r4Q4MkZtjEArMBWFto
Tell me if there is something seriously wrong, I didn't watch what I recorded. Some bits get grainy but that is CN.
>>94344798
What is with these Supermen and hamburgers?
>>94344798
>Wonder Woman on a date with Bizarro
Already an improvement.
Also, thanks, anon.
Would you like a hamburger /co/?