What characters have the most depressing lives
Frank for the first week after his family died. But after that he was happy.
>Mother left him, Father beat him and sold him to apaches as a slave
>Managed to get in the tribe's good graces by saving their chief
>Double-crossed by chief's son, left for dead, tribe were gone by the time he came back
>Joined the Confederate Cavalry
>Shot to bits during a failed raid, tortured within an inch of his life, crucified and left to die on a raft
>Survived that, rejoined his unit, fought until he got sick of it and decided to surrender
>Unknowingly sold out his entire unit, got them all captured and his best friend killed, barely managed to escape but was dishonored for life
>Tracked down his old apache tribe, challenged shithead chief's son to duel, got double-crossed again and had to cheat to kill him
>In revenge, chief tortured and branded him with a red-hot tomahawk on his face
>Became bounty hunter, lived shitty life full of violence, broken romances, half a dozen failed attempts at going straight, more violence, more torture, and a LOT more violence
>Somehow managed to survive into the early 20th century
>Bushwacked and buckshot to death by a coward
>Corpse mounted and stuffed by greedy travelling carnie who also killed his last wife in the process
>Paraded around the US in a horrible singing cowboy costume
Jonah Hex had... a pretty fucking shitty life.
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does anyone think miss bellum hot
I appreciate her for her mind.
yeah she hot
>>81043915
is water wet anon?
Actually something happening, my god.
Scratch that, it's nothing.
I dont get it.
But praise Patreanon!
Where's Becky?
Well shit.
Looks like Hickman is coming to DC, what comics would you like to see him write?
>>81042921
I only read DC. What has he written? What kind of books does he usually write?
>>81042950
big high concept sci fi type stories
>>81042921
Challengers of the Unknown? DC doesn't really do science heroes like Marvel.
>2 years until season 7
Kill me now
Anyone who didn't subscribe order their Abrockalypse Now shirt?
I legit feel depressed now that season 6 is over, I just want more Venture Bros
the worst part of it is that season 6 was godlike, every episode was exactly what I wanted, it would hurt less if the show was not so good
>red death is the coolest guy outside of work
I love the idea of bad guys treating evil as a job and all, but venture bros just took that and made it even better.
Can we have a DC support thread?
Why don't they get it? Why do they insist on being pretentious and changing the characters
>>81039629
Who is that green girl?
>>81039629
Don't fucking baby us faggot
You guys seen this?
What a dumb way to have JLA cameos.
Just rewatched this on a trip. Why did Whedon think Memetron was a good adaptation? How do you butcher a character so bad?
>>81037666
anon, pls.
Memetron is old news. How about that piss Luthor tho? Talk about a splashy villain
>>81037666
OMELLETES
> watching AoU
> on LSD
that must have been a weird experience
Transformers, GI Joe, 80s MLP (I can at least mention that here, right?)
So many 80s cartoons have that anime-ish (at the time) look to parts of it. Want to discuss that?
Anime hadn't yet developed it's kawaii desu ne >w<, so they were basically the same thing in different languages
>>81037114
What the fuck do Weebs mean when they say "anime"?
Seriously, it seems entirely arbitrary
also, how are those Cobras eating with masks on?
>>81037268
In this case, the background desighns often look like really cheep look alakes of backgrounds in contemporary animes.
Ever see a a cliff side, or trees in the background, or something, in like the 80s MLP or Transformers and go 'hey, that kinda looks like how its drawn in pokemon'
I swear this is a Venom book besides the shitty cover edition.
Just saw Batman V Superman.
There was an advanced screening at my local theater, anyway I liked it.
It was not the best Superhero movie ever but it had some enjoyable scenes and was overall a decent film.
If there are any questions I will answer them to the best of my ability without giving spoilers
For anyone that wants spoilters:JAR OF PISS
>>81035407
>It wasn't the best
>It had some enjoyable scenes
>overall a decent films
things people say about shit movies to try to justify paying for the ticket
>>81035641
Sure if that's what you think anon, personally I haven't enjoyed a superhero film in awhile and this was the only one I recently enjoyed since GOTG 2. Though I think that was still better than this for other reasons
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>>81034673
>>81034778
>He wasn't even blue
I don't care how much it pisses off Flaming Carrot fans. I enjoyed this movie.
Flaming Carrot works better as a solo act anyway.
>>81034419
SOME
>>81034557
BODY
Is it a rule that every live action Lex Luthor has to suck?
Apparently.
>>81034028
Hackman's alright in parts.
http://youtu.be/tRVUOGUmxJI
DAPHNE!?
FRAISER
HANK!?
I'M GONNA FUCKIN' DO IT SHRAGGY!