What were they thinking?
I see nothing wrong.
It's written for kids whose range of romantic experience is limited and awkward, and they're basically kids themselves, so to make the story relatable they show how not every first relationship you get into works out, or how you shouldn't just commit to the first person you're attracted to in your circle of friends.
For bitter internet nerds though, it was a minefield of excuses to launch into SHAGGY IS A KEK or VELMA IS A BITCH memes.
>>81592155
If it being forced and pointless and ruining Velma's character by making her thirsty for a guy who isn't her intellectual equal and was jealous of his dog classifies as nothing wrong.
Why would you even think about hurting him?
I'm just gonna kill him, really, really bad
>>81591360
Became my MOM IS GONNA FREAK
>>81591360
you mean damaging him?
>Grant Morrison's Heavy Metal coming on April the 27th
Are ye ready, ye daft gits?
I care more about seeing Enki Bilal in there than I do Grant Morrison, to be honest.
>Morrison has contributed a story himself, “an old school sci-fi twist-ender” entitled “Beachhead” drawn by Benjamin Marra, whim Morrison describes as a “grand guignol genius.”
>>81590670
Not everything in Morrison’s first issue is “out with the old, in the with the new.” He’s keeping two ongoing serials, including Julia and Roem by French comics master Enki Bilal. Writes Morrison in his editor’s letter to readers: “Heavy Metal without the legendary Enki Bilal is like Tom without his Jerry, Laurel minus Hardy. Or salsa with no chips, so that’s NEVER going to happen.”
> In discussing a deleted scene with IGN, Zack Snyder explains why that's the case. "I think all the way – to me, from Metropolis to Smallville is probably just on the edge of his range of hearing," said Snyder while addressing the issue of why Superman didn't react when Martha Kent (Diane Lane) was first kidnapped. "Also the clutter of the city makes it difficult as well."
>"We had a scene that we cut from the movie where he tries to look for her when he finds out that Lex has got her. It was a slightly dark scene that we cut out because it sort of represented this dark side. Because when he was looking for his mom he heard all the cries of all the potential crimes going on in the city, you know when you look."
> "I kind of like the idea that he’s taught himself not to look because if he looks it’s just never-ending, right? You have to know when, as Superman, when to intervene and when not to. Or not when not to, you can’t be everywhere at once, literally you can’t be everywhere at once, so he has to be really selective in a weird way about where he chooses to interfere."
>Gal Gadot On The Standalone WONDER WOMAN Movie - "It Has Moments Of Humor, But It's Pretty Dark"
>"In Batman v Superman, you get a glimpse of who she is but not where she comes from, " said Gadot. She continued, "In Wonder Woman, this would be the first time we ever tell the coming-of-age story of how Diana becomes Wonder Woman. It's very interesting. It has moments of humor, but it's pretty dark."
"We all saw before the beautiful coming of age of Batman, Spider-Man, Superman. We don't know anything about Wonder Woman." Gadot went on to add that this Wonder Woman is a 100-years younger and much more "naive".
>>81590209
See, that's cool and all but unless he's trained himself to specifically super-hear certain sounds (like his name being shouted or Lois's voice) that kind of leaves a big hole in how he was able to save Lois when she got pushed off Lexcorp
>>81590274
His super smelling caught her fishy-smelling pussy from kilometers away.
Rob Schneider was an ordinary guy
Until he found out that making a movie with terrific actors ungodly amounts of money and a really good source material isn't as easy as it looks
Coming this fall
Rob Schneider is
The Snyder
People give Rob Schneider a lot of shit
but in all honestly he is not worse than most actors
Rob Schneider derp de derp!
Derp de derpity derpy derp.
Until one day...
Aderpa derpa derpa derp!
Derp da derp... ta teedily tum!
From the creators of 'Der' and 'Tum Ta Tittaly Tum Ta Too...'
Rob Schneider is Da Derp Dee Derp Da Teetley Derpee Derpee Dumb!
Rated PG-13!
>>81590206
This is my favorite South Park sequence.
HEY EVERYONE! HOMER CAME TO WORK TODAY WEARING A PINK SHIRT!
this isn't a big deal OP, fuck off it's CURRENTYEAR
What a pretty color.
>>81589997
Why did they have to kill off the best character?
>>81589131
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nh1TX6_A-UQ
looks kinda like this
So that the story could happen
>>81589131
It's Disney. As soon as you figure out who the main character is, you can start the betting pool on which family member is going to be killed off to spur the main character's development.
Meanwhile, on Earth-3 /co/...inb4 Blessingposting
>>81589018
God below, Ultra v Owlman: Twilight of Injustice was excellent. Scott Snyder truly is a master of the craft.And I'm not just saying that because Ultraman threatened to throw the moon at the Earth if everybody didn't go see the movie
Professor Pavel, I'm FBI.
Simple question, Zoey's are introverts and are very cynical or negative, Zelda's are outgoing and friendly or positive. Tell me which you are and why.
>>81588973
Human beings are not so simplistic that you can label them into one of two categories. Especially given how fickle a person's personality can be
Get out, buzzfeed.
>>81588973
kill yourself
Adventure Time was the worst thing to happen to the animation industry in recent memory.
>>81588848 Another thread by this guy.
Your obsession is getting a bit sad. Maybe you need to find a hobby.
Spelled Steven Universe wrong.
>>81589411
>created by someone who only got clout and the chance to mkae the show due to adventure time
Lol
Apparently Superwoman is a Lois, which Lois do you hope it is /co/?
http://www.newsarama.com/28746-lois-lane-takes-flight-as-superwoman.html
>>81588605
>it's a speculation article
>that same pic was released online in colored form some time after the Rebirth WonderCon event
The one from Sharon, Lois & Bram
>assuming the filename was saved by someone with plot knowledge
But if it's accurate I don't see how it's not the new 52 Lois if she's going to have military planes with her as the pre-Flashpoint Lois doesn't have those ties to the current government, unless that's meant to be symbolic.
How are you enjoying Disney Animations Neo-Renaissance?
Very much so.
It's nice.
But if they do another "Nice character is actually a villain" twist that would be one too many.
>>81588648
Well, they've only done it twice so far.
I know TUFF Puppy did it best, but what other cartoons employ a heavy amount of slapstick comedy on female characters? It seemed like, for year, girls in cartoons were always above reproach. That has been changing as of late.
you just wanted to make another thread about that stoat, didn't you?
>>81588583
Yeah, he does.
>>81589315
But I do genuinely like slapstick
>Piranha Press - new avant garde DC imprint, crashed and burn
>Paradox Press - new avant garde DC imprint, crashed and burn
>Zuda Comics - new avant garde DC imprint, crashed and burn
>Minx - new avant garde DC imprint, crashed and burn
>Young Animal - new avant garde DC imprint, ...
When will DC learn?
Bait. No one reply please.
>>81588298
Piranha, Paradox, Zuda, Minx, Focus, Helix, even Wildstorm were choked to kill by upper management's "it's not important" attitude
This one has Way's name and in-continuity title, it might survive. Future Quest is most likely dead in a year
You forgot Helix
And Way will get his fangirls to buy his trades
Can the New-New52 Super Sons possibly out-gay Post-Crisis Tim and Connor?
>>81588244
I guess?
jeahhhhhhh
>>81588244
Eh, I'd rather they just be friends.
Super Friends. We oversexualize everything these days.