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Yes you do, stop being a fuckwit shitposter.

>>81599557
No, I don't.

>>81599667
Batman offering to help Joker is like the two lunatics in this joke. One's "help" still comes from a place of insanity, the other won't accept anyway but for tragically wrong reasons because they are also insane.

Marvel changes their characters gender, race, and/or sexual preference every few months. Tumbr users who identify with a different gender/animal/planet/vehicle/plant every morning find it easier to relate to.

>>81599475

Thing is, what was true in the 30s isn't always true today.

>>81599758
Its almost like >>81599781 was parodying you

https://twitter.com/nickspencer/status/717919562117681152

https://twitter.com/nickspencer

It's like $15 cheaper on IST

>>81599341
A compelling argument, because it's flat out retarded to sue H&K if a weapon they made was used in the shooting. You wouldn't sue Ford or Jack Daniels if some guy got drunk and killed someone in a car crash

>>81599388
That's an even better argument. Now, what's IST

>>81598949
When he's written by someone who knows what they're doing, and from my obviously subjective perspective, he's at his absolute best when you realize he's just another immigrant trying to live up to the American Dream. He can't go back to the old country to the point that parts of his birthplace can literally kill him. He tries to save everyone he can, and has faith that we can accomplish so much beyond even his own stupifying abilities. Superheroes are there, in his words, "to catch us if we fall." He's an inspirational force of good, striving to uphold an entirely positive ideal even though he knows that even with his awesome powers he can't save everyone, but he still tries. The fact that he tries, despite knowing that what he intends to do can sometimes seem impossible, is what makes him a fantastic character.

I'm obviously infected by Morrison and Ennis's take on Supes here, but the older I get the more those great Superman stories resonate with me. The thing is that the really universally well-regarded stories that feature Superman are mostly elseworlds where he uses his powers to enact his own will over civilization through one philosophy or another. Superman as a jackboot, while compelling, is played out. Going from these stories to something like All Star Superman can seem jarring to a point where I can understand why you might see him as antiquated. I'd recommend Ennis's Hitman issues featuring Superman for a better understanding of why folks dig on the character so much.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-guTKtvycs&feature=youtu.be

>>81598949
https://youtu.be/dDMQ3tXNKgM

This'll explain a bit to you OP.

>>81598816
is this real
is this what they have to resort to
just end this please.

>>81598816
I just know there's a spongebob quote to use as a filename for this pic.

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>>81598983
It's real and it's horrible.
>Squidward hurts his head
>regresses to the level of a baby
>Spongebob and Patrick take care of him, but they suck at it and the episode has a running gag about baby Squidward getting further head injuries
>the episode ends with him returning to normal and realizing he's wearing a dirty diaper

she's the Shawn Michael to his Marty Jannetty

>>81598591
>Zuko
>Yang

Pick one.

>>81598591
Obviously. Been clear since she first interacted with him on the tivo.

Because theyre in on it from the start. Also hype builds hype.

Because that's all they've read

Because he's dope faggot get over it he's off the book now you can complain about something else

>>81598499
>why does he always find a way
Because he's Superman.

>>81598499
>why does he always find a way to channel his inner John Cena and just power through it?
I feel like you answered your own question.

>>81598577
No, because "Channeling his inner John Cena" and "powering through it" are the same thing. You can't power through rattlesnake venom.

Katz

That one chick who lived in the water. I don't know her name, but she scared me more than any other villain

>>81598084
Eustace's mom

I don't even know what you're talking about but probably, yes. It was the perfect show.

>>81598057
literally every first Batman & Superman meeting or Batman & Superman fight did it better than BvS.

>>81598057
Yes

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>alright we need a robin hood show but spice it up somehow
>"what if we put it in the future and add rockets to it?"
>brilliant!

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>>81597791

Both Marvel and DC no longer have a consistent universe.

>>81597598
He is the writers, you idiot, you fucking moron.

>>81597794
I always thought he was the editor, or the executives in charge.

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>>81597357
Roy looking awesome here

Why is everyone in JRJR's variants facing right? Is he secret Cyclopsfag?

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>>81597389

The CCA killed the American comic book industry and DC supported it

>>81597194
>most creator owned superheroes are so obscure and short lived
Yeah, because Spawn, Savage Dragon, and Invincible don't have the highest issue counts currently of any capeshit on the market. And Millar hasn't had multiple of his Millarworld comics get turned into movies. Kick-ass is less obscure than a lot of Marvel and DC's backcatalogues of heroes. Not to mention Valiant which is currently going strong, doing the best shared cape universe in the market with multiple ongoings.

Marvel and DC ain't holding back shit. There's nothing stopping a top tier creator from doing some revolutionary cape book via one of the numerous creator owned publishers, or hell, go the COPRA route. Michael Fiffe SELF-PUBLISHED Copra, and even that became popular among fans of the genre. If what you want is non-Marvel or DC capes, there are PLENTY of avenues for that.

>>81597194
>Is marvel and DC holding the superhero/superpowered action genre back?
No. Readers are.

>>81596877
I liked Professor Screweyes. I don't get why it's so bad that he wants to scare people for entertainment.

>>81597001
literally did nothing wrong

>>81597001
It's less that he wants to scare people and more the lengths he's willing to go to to do it, like say, turning a couple of kids into howler monkeys.