I'm not the kind of person you think I am
I'm not the Anti-Christ or the Iron Man
I have a vision that I just can't control
I feel I've lost my spirit, and sold my soul
Black people in the year 3030?
>>81926956
In that year we probably all be black ;_;
>>81926956
The 100% Coffee Milk Master Race was never actually going to be a thing, it's just something internet smart-asses swing around like a cudgel.
Curry's idea of humanity splitting into Morlocks and Eloi is more likely, even if he also buys into the Delicious Brown hype.
>>81926956
Nah they will still be sitting on the doorstep blaming the dead white people they wiped out.
CW will have 2 post credit scenes.
I have seen both of them, ask me anything.
>>I have seen both of them, ask me anything.
You know damn well that there's only one question to ask. What are they?
>>81926930
Why do you suck so much cock?
Tell me about Bane
Why isn't pink kryptonite used more often? Imagine the possibilities, the many ways it could damage Superman's reputation.
Lex, your boner is showing.
>>81926744
How many colors of kryptonite exist anyway?
>>81926773
Too many.
Hey, /co/, who's your favorite relatively new addition to the DC and/or Marvel universes?
Kamala and Gwen Poole
>>81926708
She is cute!
>>81926784
... and adorable
MTM thread. Season 2 returns tonight
>>81926601
cool
>>81926601
Zoinks
I genuinely like this show. I think the concept is funny and Mike Tyson's voice acting is hilarious.
Who would /co/ put on their Avengers lineup?
>>81926567
>Captain America
>Iron Man
>Thor
>Wasp
>Scarlet Witch
>Vision
>Black Panther
>She-Hulk
>Spider-Man
Batman, Superman, Wonder Woman, Martian Manhunter, the Flash andthat's it
>>81926779
>Captain America
>Iron Man
>Arise
>Pymtron
>Trickshot
>Songbird
>Sabertooth
>Where's my wife?
>I think the plane is going down
>Created by Venture Industries
>Ol' Jonas must've pulled some strings to get that buried
>Erratic behavior, tried to strangle Rusty Venture
Stricken by grief, Jonas Sr. tries to rebuild his friend/lover Blue Morpho and keeps it hush-hush, but Venturion goes apeshit when he sees their son Rusty. Realizing he's neither man nor woman anymore, but a sexless robot, he tries to kill the one thing that will always remind him of it.
Also, this could explain why he didn't much care for his "date's" sex, as he used sleep with both of them.
And with him being MIA, but still presumed alive, he could come back and reveal the truth.
Is this an acceptable way to fit the "Vendata is Monarch's Father" and "Blue Morpho was hermaphrodite"? Or was the whole Vendata angle just a red herring?
Venture Brothers theory thread?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsyRcJkt2UU
Also, unrelated, but do you think we'll ever see Brock's brother?
>>81927348
Doubtful. Brock's past is pretty much irrelevant beyond College and his years at the OSI before being assigned to O.R.B.
>>81928013
Unless they go the "jealous brother" route, maybe make Bro Samson a wannabe vigilante or something. Maybe parallel him with Brock-worshiping Hank. Could be pretty cool for a one-shot story.
While we're at it, they could reintroduce Kim, maybe as a super-villainess-in-training or something. Send her against the Venture bros, maybe use her previous connection to Triana to create some tension (not necessarily sexual) between her and Dean to contrast them against Hank and Sirena.
But, I'm derailing my failing theory thread into a failing idea thread. Is there a comprehensive timeline of the events prior to the first episode? I'm sure we could figure something out thanks to it, kind of reverse-engineer the show's bible.
They did it!All Thunderbolts turn on Zemo
>>81926476
Absolute madmen
>>Songbird actually leads the team.
>>Songbird gets the most screentime of the Thunderbolts
Color me impressed. This episode was a love letter to her character.
Can I get pics of Songbird?
Is she?
>>81926454
How do you figure? Isn't she an irrelevant bitch?
>>81926454
I always disliked how most of muggas have one power and she's on Superman's super-knitting level.
>>81926454
Powers wise, absolutely. But all the way back to Gen X I think her personality/ the way she gets along with others is really flawed.
Please move to the non-erotic bathing spring
Jokes on them. I'm a virgin and literally anything to do with women makes me horny.
I would masturbate to a video of a woman grinding on a towel.
>>81926024
>would
?
I think we both know you mean have.
Why does /co/ hate Pearl? I'm not defending her, I just want to know.
She fucked with the wrong gem
what's to like about a helicopter mom?
>>81925648
I've never watched the show, but she is literally the only attractive character on the show.
is this the best fantastic 4 film? not including the one that was never intended for release.
i'm watching it again right now and aside from every scene involving johnny, it's almost decent.
I'd argue for the 1994 film, but c'mon now
Charming bad does not equal good
>>81925549
good casting. Doom wasn't too bad. They did the origin wrong but the design was ok
should have been something like:
>Doom has been badly injured by an explosion either by sabotage or his own impatience with severe internal injuries and a small scar on his face which he is more angry about than his other injuries
>he is told he is not going to live so he is approached by some friends of his mothers who believe they can keep him live through magic
>he dons the metal suit partially as life-support and also as traditional Latverian armor, he puts on the mask while it is still hot and, because of his impatience, burns his face
>Doom had become a figure of inspiration for the people of Latveria after surviving against the odds, also because he is a leading scientist
>the cloak/hood he wears is due to his high status in Latveria
>Doom uses tech based weapons, as well as magic and augmented abilities due to his suit
Jessica Alba is hot
That's +50 pts.
>start watching gotham, dont know what to expect
>see catwoman
>this chick is fit as fuck
>turns out shes 14
>i have finally turned into a /tv/ faggot
What do you guys think of Gotham? Enjoying it so far in spite of the differences from the comics like the massive autist I am.
>>81925488
It starts slow but gets better and they even drop the procedural format.
I like the characters and I think it's nice they are showing how Bruce grew into the Batman, it finally shows some of the humanity of the character which has been a lacking factor in recent years.
Also watching Gotham becoming more and more crazy without the "It's Batman's fault!" theme that has been pushed in these recente years
I enjoyed it from the second episode. Think it's good all the way through.
>>81925488
Balloon man is the first good episode imo
/co/ I need recs of pic related. Gimme the best ones
Anything with Bronze Tiger
The Ostrander run from the late 80's/early 90's.
All of it.
>>81925866
Thanks. Anything more recent?