This is from Movie Pilot so could be bullshit but here is a detailed description
>The opening scenes involve a terrorist group that has taken over an African village, and in the process mass massacres — men/women/children — were performed in the name of religious supremacy. Amidst the growing terror, news of it gets to the world, and reporters are sent to the scene to investigate. Lois Lane was given access to interview the terrorist leader, but during the interview, passions grow wild. The crew that came with Lois Lane are murdered one by one, except for her and Jimmy Olsen (photographer), due to the fact that the terrorists wanted their story told, and they want Lois and Jimmy to memorialize their conquests. Shortly after the murders, Superman arrives in the village. Superman manages to destroy enemy armory and tanks, essentially running off the terrorist army. Superman ultimately gets to the headquarters and successfully rescues Lois and Jimmy. He returns to the village to rescue innocent villagers, but while doing so the terrorist leader detonates a bomb; killing themselves and taking out hundreds of innocent people in the process.
>A UN Congressional Hearing follows with Superman to explain what happened. The UN fears that Superman’s involvement escalated the terrorists’ plans, thereby causing the deaths of innocent civilians. Superman is sanctioned to remain in the U.S. and is asked to no longer intervene in matters of international disputes.
>The President of the U.S. (Holly Hunter), who was leading the UN Congressional Hearing, receives a call from Lex Luthor requesting to meet her. Upon privately meeting with Lex, who is a charming, highly respected businessman and philanthropist (at the time Bryan Cranston or Joaquin Phoenix was being eyed for the role), he offers the president access to Kryptonian technology that would weaken Superman in the event he becomes a threat to national security. Lex shares with the President the existence of terraformed crystals found in the Indian Ocean capable of weakening and easily destroying Zod’s corpse body. Interestingly, the President wants nothing to do with utilizing the Kryptonian technology and terraformed rocks, stating that she thinks Superman is good, and that in the wrong hands, such technology can be used for evil. Lex disagrees and the two argue over power and the responsibility of holding power. Lex is angered that the President appears to care less about having technology that would protect the country from an alien and leaves the president with a warning. He taunts her for not being fit as a leader, and states that she is jeopardizing humankind by not taking advantage of his offer.
>Scenes between Clark and Lois follow. Clark ponders how someone powerful as he can ignore suffering in a world when he feels he can intervene. Lois encourages him to stay good and not grow weary, that there is still good left in the world, and that he should be the hope that this world needs. During this scene, a news alert is shown on television, and the terrorist group from the beginning of the movie warns the U.S.A. of imminent attack for letting Superman, an “American hero”, intervene in Africa.
>The scene changes to Gotham city bay, and the KGBeast is introduced with a group of representatives from the same terrorists introduced earlier in the movie. A transaction involving a small box of crystals occur. Apparently, it will be revealed later that the box contains weapons of mass destruction in the form of the terraformed crystals; alluded to earlier by Lex. The “Kryptonite” apparently can wield enough power that, when detonated, can be almost like a nuclear bomb. Additionally, members of the terrorist group have already infiltrated Gotham and will use these rocks as bombs to wreck havoc; beginning in Gotham City. KGBeast, who has been hired by the terrorist group, takes said army of terrorists to infiltrate Wayne Enterprises. They kill innocent bystanders, kidnap hostages, and detonate a bomb using a Kryptonite crystal; thereby destroying Wayne Enterprises. Apparently the original script has Lucius Fox dying, and news of this gets to Bruce Wayne, who in the script appears to have been thought dead for a few years.
>The death of Lucius and the destruction of Wayne Enterprises gets Batman out of retirement and he begins to investigate the cause of the attack. In time, with the help of Alfred, he discovers where the KGBeast and the terrorists are hiding. He dons the Batman costume, a more primitive looking one, and only with a few gadgets. He defeats the terrorists, but not before the KGBeast escapes with the box of kryptonite.
>Batman finds a way to contact Superman, and the two meet to discuss the recent terrorist attacks in Africa and Gotham City. Batman informs Superman that he had been a crime fighter many years ago, and that Superman still has a lot to learn. Comedy moment occurs when Batman tells Superman he knows he is Clark Kent, and Superman returns the favor by calling him Bruce. When Superman asks Batman how he knew, Batman said he had his ways. The two leave as friends.
Nobody storytimed it yesterday, so here's East of West #25
"Cast Out all Non-Believers"
IIIIIIIII LOOOOOOOOOVE YOOOOOOOOOU JESUS CHRIIIIIIIIIIST
10/10
Rick is too much of a fedora to love Jesus like Mangum does
>>82068322
>listen to this album to get what all the fuss was about
>hate it
>somehow listen to it again
>fucking love it
I don't even know
Because honestly she sounded terrible in Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice. That's not how I ever imagined Wonder Woman would sound like in real life.
How exactly did you expect Wonder Woman to sound in real life?
>>82067989
Like the cartoons.
yep. Gotta love that casting couch.
The third A Year of Marvels Infinite Comic issue was released on April Fools' Day!
Featuring the work of Yves Bigerel, and a parody!
Most of the images you'll see there are GIFs, so I'll put up a guide to get the most from this storytime:
>When you click on a GIF, wait and read.
>If more than five seconds have passed after the last movement, frame, or panel, proceed to the next image.
>If it is GIF, repeat steps 1 and 2.
Enjoy!
Remember to bump for others to view.
>>82067510
why not make them webms so we can pause them?
Will they finally do them justice?
It's like you haven't seen every other X Men movie. The only ones who gets justice done is Wolverine and Magneto.
>>82067413
No because Bryan singer is still directing and it still seems like he has not read one single x men comic.
Only Based Hayter can save us.
Top tier entertainment
PREVIOUSLY ON STANDOFF:
>Welcome to Pleasant Hill
http://desustorage.org/co/thread/79974626
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>Assault on Pleasant Hill Alpha
http://desustorage.org/co/thread/80391545
Separate rescue missions:
>Howling Commandos of S.H.I.E.L.D. #6 (set shortly after Assault on Pleasant Hill Alpha)
http://desustorage.org/co/thread/81014879
>Illuminati #6 (set during All-New, All-Different Avengers #8)
http://desustorage.org/co/thread/81776253
A.I.M vs. S.H.I.E.L.D. (because of the mission to set The Whisperer free):
>Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. #3
http://desustorage.org/co/thread/80587379
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>New Avengers #8
http://desustorage.org/co/thread/81016641
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>Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. #4
http://desustorage.org/co/thread/81775540
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>New Avengers #9
http://desustorage.org/co/thread/81511488
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>New Avengers #10-14 (if you want to read the introduction to the third party in the latter issue, read New Avengers #7 first)
#10: >>82034269
MAIN STORY:
>Uncanny Avengers #7
http://desustorage.org/co/thread/80587364
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>All-New, All-Different Avengers #7
http://desustorage.org/co/thread/81016100
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>Captain America: Sam Wilson #7
http://desustorage.org/co/thread/81261338
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>Uncanny Avengers #8
http://desustorage.org/co/thread/81510330
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>Captain America: Sam Wilson #8 (concurrent)
>>82034291
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>All-New, All-Different Avengers #8 (concurrent)
http://desustorage.org/co/thread/81780877
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>Assault on Pleasant Hill Omega
Out on April 27
Can anyone recommend me some punisher comics to buy and read? I just bought these yesterday and they're pretty cool
any punisher readers out there?
I recently read the first 10 or so issues of War Zone, the non-main-title Punisher book from the 90s, by Chuck Dixon and John Romita Jr. It's pretty great, and the same team made the second Punisher/Batman crossover.
>>82067045
>>82067231
>>82067250
And for future reference, bumping your thread three times in fifteen minutes is a major faux pas. /co/ is pretty slow at 11 in the morning on a weekday.
So, I'm seriously asking here, do you guys actually watch cartoons in a non "I'm being ironic" way? Like new ones and old ones? How old are you guys? I'm not asking to make fun of you I'm just curious.
>>82066801
I'm 23 and I finished Gravity Falls a couple days ago.
I'm 34 and i have to put up with a lot of stress from my job and daily life. I don't really follow any particular show but from time to time i love watching something simple and colorful for a change. GF and AT are quite enjoyable imo.
Yeah. I watch them unapologetically, I don't act like they're actually good though. I watch shows for adults too but I make sure I have the mental energy to commit to them first, cartoons are for drinking and misery.
Oh Mexico and those dog girls actually have nipples.
https://vimeo.com/138689543
>>82065879
I remember looking at some unfinished takes of that movie and it was a lot better than this shit. holy fuck! that's some food fight levels of CGI.
There's always one character in a shitty show some one spent time on.
Some of the character designs are cute/neat but that combination of motioncap bodies and hand keyed facial animation is just awful.
Also I don't know who was responsible for framing half the shots in that trailer but damn.
Also those photorealistic trees combined with the cartoony everything else.
Is he the best cast character in the entire MCU for the heroes?
>>82065516
He's not even a proper ginger. Imma have to go with Cap Evans
Nah its either RDJ-Tony or Evans-Cap, although I can see people objecting to the latter if they expected a "harder" Cap.
>>82065516
They nail it most of the time but if I had to choose one it would be Cap.
New Chinese film from lok studio.
https://youtu.be/cNj9D6amefA
Holy shit......This looks fucking amazing.
china becoming the new frontier in animation??
also wens luckypie
More info
http://www.kotaku.com.au/2016/04/check-out-the-jaw-droppingly-gorgeous-new-movie-from-the-studio-behind-legend-of-korra/
What does /co/think of Sonic Boom?
It alright
>>82065439
WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'IT ALRIGHT'!?
>>82065449
Same sonic, same tails, same emeralds
Same show
These are the first 2 that come to mind.Changes got slammed and hated by everyone but in the end looking back turned out to be pretty good?
>>82065137
they were both awful though.
I'll never forgive them for what they did to Peter.
>>82065137
Superior was an interesting concept that should've been a few story arcs at most.