Why can't Canada produce a fucking good cartoon? Must big brother America always have to lend you a hand?
>>82491580
Tax loopholes, basically.
>>82491580
No industry of our own, brain drain to calarts studios in the states, budgets limited to grant money, lack of support. So what you get is a treadmill of quick and cheap shows with broad concepts and bottom-barrel humor so they'll sell to other studios.
Being Canadian is great.
>>82492218
I heard that being Canadian is the Hot new thing.
Why did Matt Groening get so assblasted over this episode? Critic shilling or not, the fact remains that the episode was just as funny as any other from the era, and contained a number of classic lines such as "Boo-urns" and "it was a gummy bear."
Critic was stealing simpsons thunder and G-man was super jelly. That's why he used his clout at fox to get the critic killed by moving it to a shit time slot.
Pretty sure it wasn't about the quality of the episode itself so much as he didn't want it to look like Simpsons was shilling for another cartoon that viewers might then believe he worked on.
>no Mike W. Barr Batman collection
Why no love for the best Batman writer?
> No Norm Breyfogle vol 2
They hate the best artist
Man remember that period when Brubaker and Rucka were double teaming the bat lineup? That shit was great. The actual stories themselves didn't exactly make the earth move but shit was so consistently good for such a long time. Mannnn.
>>82491011
>he will never the money he needs to help pay for medical for his stroke
Linus van Pelt. Oh, what a blessing to this family he is. What a saint. What a wonderful brother he is to me.
What a complete blockhead.
Everyone always comes up to me and tells me how much of an unmatched genius he is. With his never-ending words of wisdom, he has bestowed happiness and joy to all others. It drives me crazy, because in actuality… well, there he is, sulking on the couch. I'll just go up to him and ask him why he's so miserable, and I'll bet he'll say something infinitely stupid.
"What's going on with you?", I ask him.
Linus pulls out a little red flashlight. "They sell these little flashlights in all different colors, see? Some shine blue light, others are red, or yellow, or white, lots of colors!"
"And?"
"They didn't have any that shine black light!"
Voila, ladies and gentlemen! That wasn't an incredibly lucky bet I made, you know. He says brainless things like this all the time! In a way, I never get sick of him! But in another way, I want to ram his head into the wall and choke him to death with his own blanket.
Linus van Pelt couldn't be more embarrassing. He is a freak, a nuisance, and a runt. Not only is he full of stupidity, he's also full of delusions.
Every single Halloween, Linus will spend the entire night sitting in this nearby pumpkin patch, awaiting the emersion of the "Great Pumpkin". What is the "Great Pumpkin", you ask? What is right. Nobody knows. It's just something he made up one day! And then, there's his security blanket, the absolute worst thing about him and the one thing I wish would just get out of my life! He had it when he was a baby and he has had it ever since! Just like a baby, he will cry, beg, faint, vomit, scream, and cry some more if you take it away from him, despite his actual age.
These issues seem IMPOSSIBLE to have! How can you be this pathetic!?
Either he is the wettest coward who ever lived, or he's just looking for attention. Or maybe it's both! He is constantly outside talking to others, and he mithers me even when I'm clearly busy reading or something. He picks up all these weird habits that he's so stubborn about and I bet it's just to seem cute and different. And no matter what kind of logic, truth or sense you try to hammer into that thick skull (and trust me, I have HAMMERED that skull), he never becomes any more mature. He's like a sick puppy who ought to be put down.
I can think of another puppy who ought to be put down, too. Maybe if they kill one, they'll kill the other for free.
Or maybe that won't be necessary. Hey, everyone has a future, am I right? Even the sickest and stupidest. Perhaps he can be cured under the right treatment! I have tried to rid him of that stupid blanket before.
>>82490697
Oooh, dis gon' be good.
>all this bitching about Washington, NYC, and Sokovia
Why doesn't anyone ever bring up London in Captain America: Civil War? That spaceship was huge! And there were elves, man. Elves!
>>82490610
They only care about relevant locations.
Well, all told the destruction wasn't bad. A courtyard and a dozen cars.
>>82490663
Someone call the burn ward.
Magic School Bus thread. Pass it on.
What's the situation with this? It looksnice.
>>82490257
I think most of /co/ will just pass
IS DIS DE MAGIC SKULBUS?
The Thing vs The Hulk!
There's some good Lee/Kirby dissonance in this issue iirc
The latest chapter of BoB is finally here! Let's read it, shall we?
Your favorite work of Bakshi?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYpBoYa4pno
>>82489538
Coonskin, but I have not seen Heavy Traffic yet.
>>82489538
The one with the most sexy naked ladies to masturbate to.
Waid's Black Widow has been really good. Discuss.
It's been pretty action-based, but I'm all for seeing Samnee pull it off.
Friend told me they didn't like the first issue because it didn't have enough words. I jokingly recommended Bendis as a reflex from all my time on here and they said they were looking forward to his Civil War II. I can't believe these people exist.
I didn't even know Waid was on black widow.
I can't believe nobody thought about this idea.
How would it go out?
>>82489481
>>82489481
Spidey > vibranium Batman
>>82489481
If it was a straight fight in the streets, Spidey would win. If Panther got to bring his toys, Panther would win.
So RDJ said that he's open to the idea of doing a 4th Iron Man film.
What do you think they should do for the 4th and final Iron Man film with RDJ? Any specific comic arcs they should (loosely or faithfully) adapt?
>>82489455
superior ironman
i mean it makes sense in the mcu
>>82489455
Real Mandarin was mentioned. I'm curious about that.
>>82489455
either what >>82489537 said or try to adapt that one Marvel Zombie story where Rhodes killed Tony. Great passing of torch, and with the ultimate normie bait ever made... the undead.
Should comics, or any art, ever have any kind of moral responsibility?
>>82489387
>>82489364
oh.
you guys wanna just have a stardust thread then?
Who wins if they're both at classic levels?
Stephen > Kent imo
Why do these vs threads always use the same people?
Strange beats Fate, Supes beats Thor and Flash beats Quicksilver.
>>82488900
Thor > Superman
>>82488915
>Thor > Superman
lol this kid. One in every thread.
would bestiality in cartoons be allowed today?
There was cartoon bestiality on tv?
>>82488444
The dog from family guy is canon fucking human women and dogs.
And it's stated that glenn fucked that dog that one time and might have been fucking simians.
The show is...kinda fucked up. And not in the LOL way. Just unpleasent.
>>82488444
I remember this and I found the deer attractive. Is this why am I so fucked up?