It's time to dance and drink liquors /co/!
https://vimeo.com/20217629
>>82529837
She looks too derpy.
>>82529848
I like her evil face!
>>82529837
>The Charleston
Hah, I have the same hear it on one side version of that song!
Guess a genuine copy is difficult to find.
If Bruce Banner would have been in Captain America: Civil War, which side would he be on and how would Hulk have affected the airport fight?
Bonus question:
MCU Hulk vs MCU Vision
How would this go down?
Well, given the government constantly trying to track him down and use him, Banner would probably tell Tony to fuck off, and if Steve tried to recruit him, he would also tell him to fuck off because he's not going to hulk out and cause a bunch of collateral damage because those two want to fight over who gets to decide who can use their power when.
Which would have been pretty awesome as far as the hulk being in a movie and being the one saying he's not getting involved in some stupid shit specifically because every time they throw down shit gets wrecked.
>>82529801
Cap's. Obviously. Why would Banner EVER want to relinquish himself to Thunderbolt Fucking Ross.
>>82529968
>given the government constantly trying to track him down and use him
Not just the Government, but SPECIFICALLY Secretary of State Thunderbolt Ross.
Post your favorite butchered comic book characters
>>82529601
I can't stand that stupid haircut they gave her
>>82529601
If I was a manhating lesbian who liked comics I would probably have liked Angela: Queen of Hel
Sadly for marvel there doesn't seem to be enough of that audience to sustain the comic
>>82529601
When was the moment in which you realized that Marvel was shit and beyond salvation?
Pic very related.
>>82529562
Are you going to respond to yourself again and then pretend you didn't make all the same posts complaining about it?
I'm pretty okay with Marvel right now. The movies are fun and they have at least 3-4 quality books on the shelves. All I can ask from them really.
>>82529562
>gwenpool
>bad
Shit tier brain OP
Did they ever say in the Disney film why they didn't invite Maleficent in the first place?
She even gave the queen and king the perfect opportunity to apologize for the oversight, and they ignored it.
Because she looks, sounds, and acts evil.
>>82529270
In one version of the old fairy tale, it was because they had already invited twelve other fairies to the celebration of Aurora's birth and thirteen would have been unlucky. Well, we all saw how well that worked out.
What I'm saying is Aurora's parents were kinda fucking retarded but hey, if you wanted a king to be smart you wouldn't have one.
>gave the queen and king the perfect opportunity to apologize for the oversight
a ruse, as anyone who knows folklore would see. Fae folk hold grudges like you won't believe over the pettiest shit.
>>82529270
She did nothing wrong
>Listen here you little shit
>>82528967
>Bitch I know you been fuckin with that Batnigga, don't play
>>82528967
>Unhand her, Dan Backslide
>>82528967
holy shit Peter Travers is still alive? How old is he? I thought he was old when he was reviewing for RS in the early 90s
Tell me I'm pretty!
bitch you ugly
Remind me why a show about a 10 year old needed shipping again?
>>82529201
Because, the internet
Did someone say 'New episode of Bunnicula that aired in the UK today' thread?
No?...well tough luck, you're getting one anyway.
Vampire Rabbit Season:
https://mega.nz/#!itYAzKrQ!cDPDvu5Joi-7ml9rvtr7D8qjcBBV6n4r1GXxdu5RY50
Has there been weight gain or hypnosis yet?
I GOTTA GO GOTTA GO
I have spent my entire adult life trying to forget.
you're wrecking it. like mario's wrecking crew!
>>82528878
BEFORE I DO SOMETHING STUPID
I GOTTA GO
I GOTTA GO GOTTA GO
BEFORE I DO SOMETHING LAME
Thanks for introducing me to Ska, Matt.
He's basically the only reason Strickland Propane could operate given how much of a drunk Strickland was. plus consider all the horrible things Buck did to him:
-fired him when Megalomart started selling propane
-put the guy with the MBA in charge during the snow storm instead of Hank
-framed him for murder (!)
-corrupted Bobby and left him on the streets of some shitty town in Arkansas until Hank rescued them
-treated him like a newhire after Hank quit to save the company from the ADA
-tried to hook up with his niece
-demoted him back to Assistant Manager after Hank said he loved him
-sent him to Thatherton Fuels rather than pay a 20 dollar gambling debt
-made Hank work for Khan when he bought into the car wash
-other stuff I know I'm forgetting
Peggy changed careers a few times (sub teacher to reporter to real estate) so I don't know why they didn't let Hank try his own thing. I know he was supposed to be loyal to Buck but it was obvious as the show went on he took off the rose colored glasses he wore concerning his boss. no way a guy like Hank would put up with all of that shit, no matter how loyal
>>82528726
he should have left and never come back after the framed for murder thing. everything after that shows how big of a cuck Hank is
>>82528726
Because he lives in an idealistic delusion. To him propane is life, but Strickland Propane IS propane. Buck Strickland is only a step below god in his eyes. Any terrible thing Buck does is just a Jobian test of faith.
tl;dr: Hank's an idiot.
>>82528726
he almost did become the manager, until he let his emotions slip and said he loved buck
now as stupid as buck canceling his promotion was, he has a point. hank is unstable.
Poor whit guilt Hal
>>82528385
Social Justice Greenmen was the best era of both Green Arrow and Green Lantern. It's just so hilariously hamhanded while simultaneously being 100% in character for both Hal and Ollie you can't help but love it.
>>82528385
Shut up you hobo
>"I'm sorry, I don't speak your ooga-booga language"
Was it so hard, Hal?
I want to read Carnage
Where i should start?
>>82528297
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>>82528297
Start by ignoring 90s shit.
>>82528361
Carnage is the epitome of awesome 90s shit. You can't skip the 90s if you're talking about Carnage any more than you can skip the 60s when talking about the Fantastic Four. The character is rooted in that era.
Let's remember all the rumors about the movie that ended up being false.
>Captain America dies, shot by Crossbones on his way out of the courthouse after surrendering to the government.
>Captain America surrenders and is imprisoned in the Raft, although his followers escape and go their separated ways.
>Bucky becomes the new Captain America after Rogers' death/imprisonment.
>Falcon becomes the new Captain America after Rogers' death/imprisonment.
>Sharon becomes the new Captain America after Rogers' death/imprisonment.
>Bucky is triggered and kills Cap.
>Bucky is triggered and Cap is forced to kill him.
>Vision leaves Earth.
>War Machine dies.
>Scarlet Witch dies.
>Falcon dies.
>Zemo is creating an army of clones of the Winter Soldier.
>Quicksilver is revived as a Ragnarok-esque weapon.
>Thaddeus Ross becomes the Red Hulk.
>Crossbones kills Hawkeye's family.
>The Netflix Heroes appear.
>>82528254
Those are all terrible, it is good none of them happened
I want Bucky and Sam to both become Captain America and call the 4th movie 'Captains America'.
>>82528254
>the new Spider-Man is good
>Professor X shows up
>Deadpool is hired to bring in Cap
>it was a Hydra plot all along
>Tony knows who Hank Pym is
ACHEWOOD
/co/ is full of philistines who don't care for Achewood because it doesn't feature any colorful superheros or waifus for them to fawn over.
The most likely argument we could have is who would win in a fight between Nice Pete and Ramses Smuckles and nobody here knows who either of those characters are.
>>82529484
I fucking love Achewood. Sometimes I feel personally attacked by a couple of comics, but I've got it coming. They sure put my favorite show through the ringer.
>>82529484
pete preys on people weaker than him
my money's on the dude who beat up a thousand men
Itt: Faps from our youth
>>82527822
awww yes