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>>82598915
God damnit OP now I do too. Always wondered if they actually exist somewhere or not.

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Yeah, these are real things.

They're sort of like thicker gummis.

yes they were real, they were p good, nothing special, but if you know what Dots are, jujubes were slightly tastier, slightly softer

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>>82598626
Why don't you just rape Dan Backslide, Tom, Dick, and Larry?

>>82598768
Hey we're getting in a butt

>>82598812
kek

>>82598365
Because they dont know the shit he pulled with Blonsky.

>>82598470
How? They're friends with Bruce Banner. Did this guy just not feel like telling them there's an evil version of him out there?

>>82598470
There's no way it wouldn't have come up

He was literally being naruto/sasgay tier with this shit, Tony was right

>>82598160
>Remind me again why I'm supposed to root for him?
They're entirely reactionary and never start the fights that would destroy the world, they're the ones that stop it. Unless you prefer the alternative of Thanos-overrun Earth, HYDRA controlling the world, and/or total annihilation via So-long-Earth-kovia.

Tony was right in the comics too, it was just his execution that was flawed and turned evil so that Cap would appear to be right

>>82597773
Post a pic

>>82597773
Mabel Pines from Gravity Falls

>>82597773
>>82597833
Are you both 12? What the shit?

I think they had a Suicide Squad reprint and a DC Superhero Girls thing. With the Rebirth special itself coming out in a few weeks they probably didn't want to spoil it.

>tfw Prime will die for my sins

>>82597751
Don't really know much about this. The New 52 is done?

>>82597826
No it's the same continuity, just a jump on point. They are fixing some things though like having Ted and Jaime actually connected in-universe.

>>82597682

O'Neil could have kept them around, but it would have not worked with the tone of the series O'Neil wanted. O'Neil never really gave a fuck about Vic being a reporter; IIRC he rarely was seen at the news station to begin with.

I always headcanon that Sam and Syd died during the villain take-over of Earth 4/Hub City in Crisis #9-10 and that carried over into the Post-Crisis world, in that in the post-Crisis world, whichever villain offed the Starr family still did the deed.

Celia took over/sold the network and the new owners didn't give a fuck either way about Vic Sage, because he got good ratings and anyone bitching about him being a fascist got ignored.

Few people on /co/ have read O'Neill's run, much less Ditko's original.

Nah, O'Neil's Vic is so different from Ditko's that I'm fine with them just starting over. They're both worth reading, but I'd rather have good comics than ones strictly bound to everything that came before them

Bastion in 3, 2, 1...

Why is Iori so perfect?

mmmmmmm, turtle bacon.

Step down and get JMS, pre-Sins Past, to write instead.

>>82597269
Lose the big company. Slowly (within 10 months, if not issues, because marvel double and triple ships sometimes so fuck that noise) rebuild a proper supporting cast and not a group of yes-men employees or "SHIELD minders".

Then, suddenly, in the middle of something unrelated, Pete crosses paths with a demonic entity. The demon is all set to ruin Spidey's day (fat chance) but--

It can't do nuthin'. "The Deal" may no longer be Mephisto related, but there's some kind of magical something-or-other around Spider-Man.

And he doesn't even know it.

Pete, of course, is clueless as to what the hell the demon's on about. But, because Peter isn't actually stupid no matter how much some writers fucking suck, he checks out the usual suspects. Dr. Strange is either out of town, or just agrees it's weird mystical futz. He tries to find a Madame Webb. He tracks down Dr. Druid, Dr. Voodoo, even Dr. Doom, anyone he can think of who might know what's up.

All of this is a running subplot for 3/4 of a year. Meanwhile, Pete's still Pete. He's no longer a big league science businessman, but he tries. He's no longer got access to big bucks resources, so he makes do. He no longer can sell his pics of Spidey to the Daily Bugle because everyone with a phone has a camera, but he's got enough of a backlog that he can put together an art book, and not just of Spider-Man like last time, but of various heroes and news pictures he's shot over the years. He tries to get a job teaching high school biology again.

But mainly, he's the most experienced street-level hero in New York, and he's no longer super-distracted by bullshit. He hits the streets, and within a few weeks, 6 at the most, every low-level crook and wiseguy knows it.

So, next move, is go up against the crime lords.

>>82597269
Undo OMD, make Peter a teacher again.

What's the good word?

>>82597313
Alright so far

Seriously, thats way too much chlorine.

>>82596909
What are Zorak things?

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>>82597659
Raping the Joker.

DIVE
DIVE
SUCK ON THE PIPES

Found it, someone turned it into a cartoon series

https://youtu.be/WkyHhMfB17I

>>82596886
No, this isn't it. It was definitely a newspaper comic

Is this Heathcliff?

Do you not know Heathcliff?

>>82596646
It's strange. I fear Bill, yet I am not afraid.

Bill is only a problem because nobody is willing to put in the time to fix him up in the long run.
Bill needs better friends, but you just don't abandon your childhood friends after 30+ years.

>>82596857
The only one that can really fix Bill is Bill.
If someone came in and tried to fix him then you'll just end up with Bill becoming totally absorbed in that person and he'd try to become as much like them as possible. As seen in that weightlifter episode.
Bill needs to take an active roll in making his own life better. Some therapy to deal with his more deep set issues and inability to cope would also be a really good idea.

>>82596437
>That Cobra Commander knock-off
I love how his voice was permanently in loud, hammy mode. I love his design (outside of costume) as well.

Shame he didn't get more screen time.

>>82596437
Spanakopita is top tier for me. plus OSI love you is just brilliantly written.
>A stripper??
>exotic dancer you misongynist

my fav has to be either Handsome Randsom or Home is where hate is.

The episode where Hank lives in New York to intern for Dr Impossible who is trying to hide the fact that he is forming a supervillain group while Rusty mooches off of Hank while he writes his musical was great.

Also that ending was priceless.

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>>82595956

And here's a download link if you want it.

https://userscloud.com/avq8r96sbxj0

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>>82595977

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>>82596005