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>>83767769
Go to bed, Shad. Your own forums can stroke your ego to sleep for you.

reminder if you give this a serious reply without reporting it, you are part of the problem.

>>83767769
too obvious mate

>>83767650
>reposting /aco/ threads

Nobody knows what to do with her. She's got shit powers, and now she's a vampire (with all the baggage that implies) and she also has a baby last time I checked.

>>83767826
Why couldn't they like secret wars or cable the baby away?

>>83767506
I think him and Tina are genuinely retarded.
Especially Tina.

He's autistic, like all of his siblings.

Neglect by the writing staff and sparingly ever acting like an actual child.

>>83767425
They were in the Dark Pheonix Saga, also the begining of Chris Claramonts run. Also the movie, and in the 90s cartoon.

They were just normal people.

>>83767452
Claremont killed them after M-Day though.

>>83767425
John White and Mary Black

>>83767238
Everything except Green Arrow just seems... normal? Like there wasn't much of a rebranding or event or whatever this was in the first place

>>83767238
So far I've liked the Rebirth #1. So far every other Rebirth issue besides Green Arrow has ranged from shit to mediocre. Green Arrow has been great though so far.

>>83767247
Titans Rebirth is the big Wally return story.

I dont speak spanish.

>>83767012
OMELETTE DU FROMAGE!

>>83766997
>le

gb2reddit

>>83766907
They really know their demographic.

Well, they've got my money

>extended bath tub scene only contain henry cavill shirtless
>extendes batman scene contain his ass
Is zack snyder a fag?

>>83766904
The action scenes, the Hulk, and I would say everything about Cap except for the headpiece.

>>83766904
Killing Coulson

Nothing, really. Just as bland and uninspired as the rest of the MCU. I don't get how they can be working with some of the most creative stuff in fiction, yet opt to shit out these lazy movies every year. Why does Doctor Strange look like fucking inception instead of balls to wall crazy magic stuff?

>>83766876
>Na na na na na na Slantmaaan!

Why? Why not sell Titans Wally West and Donna Troy stuff?
I could kind of understand wanting to sell it if it were a physical product just to get it off the shelves, but this is digital.

I wrote this for a thread that just autosaged but I didn't wanna lose it so fuck it this thread isn't going anywhere interesting:

>>83764599
No. You clearly pulled those numbers out of your ass. You can calculate the ages they all would be if you gave back time to the DCU using Damian as a starting point. They kept his age the same, they just had him age in a growth chamber or something. So, using old continuity events, you can estimate their actual ages.

Damian is 13
>In previous continuity, Batman first met Talia when Dick was at Hudson U. Dick dropped out after that first year to fuck a space alien, so that only gives a 1 year window. Dick was roughly 18 at the time of conception.
Dick is 31
>Jason was introduced after Dick had dropped out of school and become Nightwing. Jason was a high school dropout. There's a window here because Jason's starting age is flexible, but they've tried treating him as closer to Dick's age in recent years so I'm gonna go with that.
Jason is ~27
>Tim was repeating his senior year of high school when Damian was introduced. That puts him ~8 years older than Damian. Tim was a toddler when Dick's parents were killed but not old enough for complex sentences (ages 2-4). This puts Tim ~10 years younger than Dick, making Dick 12 when he first became Robin. It fits.
Tim is 21
>Barbara's age gets messed with. They've been pushing her as being roughly the same age as Dick since the 90s so I'm just gonna ignore everything earlier and try not to think about it. Otherwise she'd be, at minimum, 7 years older than Dick and pushing 40.
Barbara is ~31
>Bruce is tough to pin down. Up through the 80s Bruce and Dick were billed as being 15 years apart. Batman origins place Bruce at 20-25 for Y1. Dick is recruited Y2. If Dick was 12 in Y2, it's been 20 years since Y1.
Bruce is ~40

I so want him to do a Mignola vid.

daily reminder that people here hated it because of the lack of textual content
http://desustorage.org/co/thread/80389414

>>83767371
People here have shit taste, what else is new.

>>83766833
forgot link to trailer
https://youtu.be/MyS8lWOaC8U

if blocked in your country, view here
http://www.kidzworld.com/article/30169-the-adventures-of-panda-warrior-exclusive-trailer

could have sworn the voice of the pig was shego but it isnt

still want to fuck the pig though holy shit

>>83766844
>his name is fucking Patrick
Jesus christ.

>>83766819
that was a good month

>>83766834
what do you mean?

I'd watch it. Then again I'm a sucker for anything 90's.

>>83766749
The terraforming was caused by both machines working together: destroy one and the process stops. While the miltary attacked the one in Metropolis, Superman went to the Pacific Ocean one to destroy it in order to maximize the efforts.

It was stated out loud in the movie, for fuck's sake.

>>83766749
Because it was not just changing the air it was destroying the landscape as it went, it physically would have killed every human being on the face of the earth.

>>83766749
Because they were immune to the common cold this time.

I really like how rape scenes are completely mainstream these days.

But they're so trope-riffic! Can't they violate more originally? Suits, right?

Bats are good luck in China. A Chinese Batman would be more like Four Leafed Clover-man.

getting tired of the space cowboy genre after the seventh season of Firefly

>>83766574
DC writer's can't handle a villain that isn't some unhinged, violent freak.
He's my favourite, too, but there aren't enough stories featuring him.

>>83766671
>DC writer's can't handle a villain that isn't some unhinged, violent freak.
But isnt that what scarface is?

>>83766686
Yep. Shhh though, let the wanna be hipster child alone.