Marvel did nothing wrong.
They didn't do anything right either.
Marvel did nothing
>tfw want to get into modern Marvel
>tfw it's just a fucking mess
>tfw the writing quality from most storytimes I've glanced at is...mediocre at best to pure trash at worst
>tfw Marvel, on its writing and marketing side, seems to only be interested in stoking the flames of people's anger
>tfw since I already have little interest in Marvel, all I see is a company desperately flailing around, trying their damnedest (and succeeding) at holding their lead
*sigh*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Cr1pYNsIXc
Can Duchess ever get a break? She's going to lose her soulmate at this rate.
so every cartoon thead has a hidden artist does EAH/MH have one too ?
>>83849513
I thought her soulmate was the robinhood guy.
>>83850662
Nah, they are bad for one another.
ITT; Tropes you love
>Seemingly disposable filler characters are introduced.
>Later they end up coming back to lend a hand.
Bonus points if they actually join the main cast.
>it's a cowboy/western epsiode
>Magnificent Seven motif plays in the background
Sometimes this is pulled off better than other times. For instance, ATLA integrated Suki into the main cast decently, but not so much with Wheelchair Boy and others.
>>83849224
Henchmen are treated well.
The new Doom Patrol's solicit is out, along with some art.
DOOM PATROL #1
Written by GERARD WAY
Art and cover by NICK DERINGTON
Variant cover by BRIAN BOLLAND
Variant cover by SANFORD GREENE
Variant cover by JAIME HERNANDEZ
Variant cover by BRIAN CHIPPENDALE
Variant cover by BABS TARR
Retailers: This issue will ship with six covers. Please see the order form for details.
On sale SEPTEMBER 14 • 32 pg, FC, $3.99 US • MATURE READERS
The atoms are buzzing. The daydreams crowd sentient streets, and the creative team has been warned, “Turn back now or suffer the mighty consequence of sheer, psycho-maniacal mayhem.” Generation-arsonists unite—this is DOOM PATROL, and the God of the Super Heroes is bleeding on the floor.
A blenderized reimagining of the ultimate series of the strange, DOOM PATROL combines elements from classic runs, new directions, and things that could not be. Our entry point is Casey Brinke, a young EMT on the graveyard shift to abstract enlightenment, with a past so odd that she’s not entirely sure what is real and what is not. Along with her partner, Sam Reynolds, the pair blaze a path through the city and its denizens, finding the only quiet that exists at 3am is the chaos of the brain. When the pair answer a hit-and-run call, they find themselves face to face with a familiar figure: Cliff Steele, AKA Robotman.
“It gets weirder from here,” writer Gerard Way had to say about the book, with artist Nick Derington gripping tightly on the wheel of the ambulance. The pair’s only communication? Shouting out of the open windows while at high velocity. Who needs a new roommate? Who names a cat “Lotion”? And when do we get to see all those muscles?
Find your answers inside the pages of this comic book, as we set the stage for new beginnings, as well as the re-introduction of some classic DOOM PATROL characters, including Niles Caulder, Negative Man, Flex Mentallo, and Crazy Jane.
>>83849149
The debut title of DC’s Young Animal line kicks off with a removable sticker on its cover: Pull back the gyro to reveal its secrets, but be warned—there is no turning back.
>>83849164
>>83849177
>Purple Lamborghini [Explicit] by Skrillex & Rick Ross
>Sucker For Pain (with Logic, Ty Dolla $ign & X Ambassadors) [Explicit] by Lil Wayne, Wiz Khalifa & Imagine Dragons
>Heathens by twenty one pilots
>Standing In The Rain (feat. Mark Ronson) [Explicit] by Action Bronson & Dan Auerbach (of The Black Keys)
>Gangsta [Explicit] by Kehlani
>Know Better [Explicit] by Kevin Gates
>You Don’t Own Me (feat. G-Eazy) by Grace
>Without Me by Eminem
>Wreak Havoc by Skylar Grey
>Medieval Warfare by Grimes
>Bohemian Rhapsody by Panic! At The Disco
>Slippin’ Into Darkness by War
>Fortunate Son by Creedence Clearwater Revival
>I Started a Joke (feat. Becky Hanson) by ConfidentialMX
http://www.slashfilm.com/suicide-squad-soundtrack/
>>83848622
MOM'S
>>83848622
IT AIN'T ME
How do we get Captain Britain in the MCU bros?
There's a lot of crazy cosmic shit I want to see implemented & adapted eventually, and the CB Corps top the list. But I seriously worry Marvel Studios aren't going to take advantage of it because of the name: no matter how crazy cosmic it is, "Captain Britain" just isn't a title you can easily market to the domestic box office, let alone the globe's.Or by all means let's shitpost about Muslims.
Assuming they have his film rights, they need to introduce him in an Avengers movie. If he's cool in that, then people will go see his solo film too.
Could a European or International Avengers team work? Captain Britain, Black Panther, um.... help me out here.
>>83848527
Bartroc representing France, played by Georges St-Pierre of course.
Summarise /co/ with one image.
>>83848178
>>83848178
Why did Doug have a set of Patti's clothes that fit his dog?
>>83848162
Ooookey...... now that was awkward .
>>83848162
Thre was something wrong with that dog.
>>83848162
>yfw you know this thread is gonna have over 100 replies by the end of the day
My dreams for a Hasbro cinematic universe have been destroyed all because they couldn't make this movie good
I've always wanted to see Jem meet Optimus Prime and help take down Cobra but now something like that will never happen
>>83848105
Is there a Hasbro movie that isn't shit?
>>83848561
Yeah
Your Mom's Box, a feature film
>>83848561
I liked Rise of Cobra.
>inb4 that movie was stupid
A GI Joe movie was stupid? How dare they.
pitch Pacifica-focused episode without destroying what has been established from NMM
>>83848077
her favorite pony turns out to be a centuar in disguise.
>>83848077
She and Dipper fuck
>>83848170
go on...
I don't get it.
>>83848046
It's about a reddit kid demanding up votes.
Generally if you're just messing around and you make the shot you get to shoot again.
Ronnie isn't socially inclined enough to figure it out and thus it's funny (?)
Neither does Ronnie.
So, I love this cartoon, but why so many people hate this show?
It's the old remnants of "THEY KILLED OFF OLD TEEN TITANS FOR THIS?!"
Plus the fact that people don't really change their mind in time.
Now that the Superjail! guy is writing and that people are starting a negative revisionism on the old show, I feel like the hatred is fading away.
Stop bringing it up like you feel persecuted though, it really is fucking irritating for everyone.
Just pretend the haters aren't there and eventually they'll disappear.
Open every thread with "WHY DO U HATE ME SOOOO???" And you will create new enemies.
I don't actually hate it, but it's an overly prevalent show whose irreverent and immature humor only interests me one time out of twenty. Stuff like Let's Get Serious or even Return of Slade has some satirically goofy laughs, stuff like Waffles doesn't.
>>83847579
they hate it because they dislike the show and everything surrounding the show
if the show wasn't trying to cash in on the previous show, why would the character designs and VAs all be the same?
why wouldn't they try something new?
why would the plots be so boring and repetitive, like the titans discover something new, they overuse it until it becomes fatal in some stupid way, and then the one titan that told them not to do it gathers them together and then they save the day?
I can think of maybe 2 episodes that didn't follow that structure
Told 'ya.
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/06/16/marvel-spider-man-clone-conspiracy
>For months now, Spider-Man comics have been building up to something big. Actually, it goes back longer than that. For almost as long as Dan Slott has been writing the character, he’s been dropping hints and arranging pieces for something major. Spider-Man fans have certainly started seeing hints pop up over the last few months, mostly involving a mysterious man in a red mask and the banner “Dead No More.” Certain recognizable dead characters from Spider-Man’s history have even started appearing in the flesh, from The Rhino’s wife Oksana to Gwen Stacy herself, at the end of Spider-Man’s recent Free Comic Book Day story. Fans have been misled about one aspect, however; “Dead No More” is not the real title of this story. EW can now reveal the true name of this major story: The Clone Conspiracy.
>“Clone” is obviously a loaded word for Spider-Man fans, dating back to the original Clone Saga in the mid-’90s, which began by replacing Peter Parker with a younger clone of himself and ended in tangled plot lines and a total reset. It left a strange legacy of complicated baggage, but Slott likes to think of that stuff as “scar tissue.”
>“I think more than any character in the Marvel Universe, Spider-Man is about heart,” Slott says. “And ever since Amazing Fantasy #15, for him it’s also been about loss. ‘With great power comes great responsibility.’ He learns that lesson at the life of Uncle Ben. And then, years later, Captain Stacy dies in front of him, and it’s almost the exact opposite. He did everything he possibly could! He did try to live up to his responsibility and use his power, and still he lost someone very dear to him. So loss surrounds Spider-Man. We live in a day and age of comics where you’re always seeing another important death. ‘Here’s someone who dies!’ We’re subverting all of that. Here’s people coming back.”
>The Clone Conspiracy will feature the return of The Jackal, a Spider-Man villain who has closely been involved in past cloning storylines. Although Slott and editor Nick Lowe are coy about exact story details at this point, they promise that this time The Jackal’s plan is different, in both style and scope - one that will possibly go beyond cloning, to questioning the very boundary between life and death.
>“The Jackal has always seemed to be obsessed with cloning Spider Man and Gwen. He’s had a very narrow focus,” Slott says. “That’s led to very interesting stories in the past, but you have to stop and think, if you’re The Jackal and you take science to the next level, what’s more important to you than just cloning Gwens and Peters? What does this character want, and what’s he going to do with this awesome science?”
>“This is not your normal super villain plan,” Lowe says. “That’s what makes his evolution even more interesting.”
>The Clone Conspiracy will be a standalone five-issue miniseries, written by Slott and illustrated by Jim Cheung, with the first issue hitting stands in October. Slott will be walking up to it with Amazing Spider-Man issues 16 through 18, in which, he teases, “some big, primal things happen that will have a long-standing effect.” Slott will also be writing concurrent stories with the main event, alongside co-writer Christos Gage, in Amazing Spider-Man #19-23. There will also be a few other tie-ins, including Amazing Spider-Man Annual #1 (check out the beautiful cover by Alex Ross below). If that sounds like a massive event, that’s because it needed to be.
>“As we were building it, the story got bigger than the container we were able to hold it in, and there was material for some of these major characters that just couldn’t be contained,” Lowe says.
>But despite the large amount of books involved and the years-long build-up, Slott wants to make clear that the story will also be accessible to new readers, or long-time Spider-Man fans intrigued by this new clone saga.
>“As much as there’s all these touchstones for people who have been reading the book for a long time, there’ll also be great jumping-on points for people who have been Spider-Man fans their whole lives who want to come back and see what we’re doing,” Slott says. “When you jump in to the prelude issues, or the series proper, it will take you by the hand and lead you into this fresh hell.”
The miniseries' connecting variants are the "Dead No More" teaser images by Alexander Lozano.
This storyline will last into early next year.
brb killing myself
GOTHAM ACADEMY: SECOND SEMESTER #1
Written by BRENDEN FLETCHER, BECKY CLOONAN and KARL KERSCHL
Art by ADAM ARCHER and SANDRA HOPE
Cover by KARL KERSCHL
Variant cover by FIONA STAPLES
GOTHAM ACADEMY is back with an all-new storyline for its second semester! When you’re Olive Silverlock, winter holidays can be a drag. Luckily, when a new student shows up at Gotham Academy to keep her company while the other students are away, Olive finds what could be a brand new friend…or a whole lot of trouble!
On sale SEPTEMBER 14 • 32 pg, FC, $2.99 US
RAVEN #1
Written by MARV WOLFMAN (CYBORG)
Art and cover by ALISSON BORGES (BATMAN: ARKHAM KNIGHT - GENESIS, LOBO)
“The White Carnival” part 1! In a tale set between TEEN TITANS #24 and TEEN TITANS: REBIRTH #1, Raven takes a break from the team and moves to San Francisco to stay with her estranged aunt and face her most perilous challenge yet: high school! As Raven discovers more about her human side, one of her classmates goes missing under mysterious circumstances, and she must face an evil like none she’s known before!
On sale SEPTEMBER 21 • 32 pg, 1 of 6, FC, $2.99 US
Sauce: Newsarama
>>83847124
Is that the girl who has something wrong with her haircup?
>>83847124
>Gotham Academy
>ink is still being wasted on this garbage
How is this series not dead yet?
>>83847134
>Raven solo book
The character doesn't work as a solo act. Even more wasted ink.
Why are starfish in Spongebob so dumb?
Why are they so mean is more curious to me? People say Patrick only recently became a total ass but look at his actions in "I'm With Stupid." Why would anybody be friends with a Starfish?
>>83847113
Decentralised brain. If each limb is mostly doing it's own thing neurologically, then the "head" arm's only real function is to spew nonsense while the rest of the body secures food.
>>83847113
starfish dont have brains irl, just a nerve system thingy