>Adapted the panel from the left
>took out all the conflict and consequence
Perfectly sums up the MCU
Top fucking kek.
>>84435511
Do you really want to bait? Here this should get a faster reaction
>>84435511
Comics are shit.
The MCU is shit.
The DCEU is shit.
Top fucking kek
>>84435511
Except the one on the right wasent a shit story
>>84409607
Welcome back Anons! Since we're here for Luke Cage, we're skipping forward almost 20 issues, to tbe prelude of Luke's next appearance in The Defenders!
And now we're well into Steve Gerber's run!
In case you wanted to know what Nighthawk's origin story was, here you go!
Oh, and I skipped the OG Guardians team up with the Defenders.
Why is the new writing so bland and... stupid? All of a sudden Batman can make insane mathematical estimations in his head. In the first issue he's doing complex geometry to get to the falling airplane. Second issue he tells Not Superman "Oh Grundy would've trampled that dude in .7 seconds and you would've got him in 1.3 seconds you're sloppy". The fuck? I thought Batman was human? And a super hero centric plot, really?
math isn't hard
>>84433866
Maybe I'm retarded then. Normal people just think like he does?
>>84433850
What's exactly is the problem of a super hero centric plot around Batman?
What's a single comic panel that sums up Batman?
>>84433216
The one where Bob Kane in a Batman outfit is on top of a huge pile of money laughing hysterically with Bill Finger, Jerry Robinson, Dick Sprang etc dressed as his rogues lie beaten down on the floor
>>84433216
Things are about to gethot!
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Everyday Marvel strays further from God's light...
Greetings, /co/mrades! I had a realization a few days ago that there are a TON of bird-related comic characters. So tonight, we're going to kick off the first of many storytimes involving our fine, feathered friends and foes. There will be good (Dark Phoenix Saga), there will be bad (Hawk and Dove), and at some point, there WILL be Howard the Duck. Kicking it off, with a random selection based on the last number of this post, we have...
Hawk and Dove. Well, I did promise some stinkers.
Hey /co/ let's read Jem and the Holograms! I'm a little behind on the series myself so let's catch up!
>>84431858
How is everyone doing tonight? This comic has a special place in my heart for silly reasons and while I'm sure it's not amazing (like I said I'm behind) it's fun!
What was his fucking problem?
>his
Rubies aren't made to think outside of the box and Homeworld gems haven't dealt with rebel scum for thousands of years.
Leader Ruby completed the mission within reasonable perimeters when intelligence and expectation are taken into account.
>>84431206
One fucking eye.
How do superheroes deal with due process? Do you know how many times Superman would have to be in court as a witness? How many times have the cops had to untie criminals left unconscious by Batman?
Only person I've seen do it well is Spider-Man. He starts chasing the bad guys after the cops do, and after immobilizing the criminals he says something fucking stupid like "thanks for STICKING around!"
>>84430370
The lack of due process is how I justify people like the Joker getting out of prison all the time. Batman is so obsessed with his mission that he constantly jeopardizes any chance of actually locking him up for good.
>>84430370
By being fictional
Narrative and drama trump "real world" technicalities
>>84430370
>How do superheroes deal with due process?
They don't. Batman admits what he does is illegal.
You are put in charge in making an Animorphs cartoon for Netflix. You can do whatever you want with it. What do you do? What changes, if any do you make?
>>84429411
more violence. this is what makes animals fun. let them use their claws and teeth
preserve nudity when they transform, none of this magical clothes changing bulljazz
Who was the most twisted and evil Animorph and why was it Cassie?
>>84429457
It's obviously Rachel
Good evening owls of /co/,
We're back with trade #2
>>84428863
So, ummm, how about those Marvel leaks?
HAIL SCANBRO blessed among leakers
>>84428888
I'm not impressed by anything desu
not even Bendis' ability to shit out 7+ books
>>84428888
Sorry we were off yesterday. Got home at 6 PM and fell over.
All you niggas get in here.
kamala khan cuts her hair
that's the only important thing to take note of.
>>84428273
>bulldyke cut
Please God no
>>84428273
isn't that a desu for Muslim culture?
>>84428273
Silk+cho when?
I really like how topical FalCap is
It's seems to be one of the few Marvel books that's trying to have an identity
it really jumps in quality to me, sometimes i really like an issue and sometimes it puts me to sleep
That's actually one of the reasons i'm not reading it.
>>84427359
you seem like you have a chip on your shoulder
on a semi-related note, any chance you're a virgin who doesn't socialize that much?
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